Loony Platoons
by Grant Brisbee on May 12, 2010 10:04 AM PDT
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PrintIt’s only May, dang it. ‘Tis no time for rosterbation. But there’s a sense of urgency here. Mark DeRosa might miss a significant amount of time, and lefties can’t hit lefties. It’s right there in Leviticus 1:09:
And if a soul sin, and hear the voice of swearing, and is a witness, whether he hath seen or known of it; if he do not utter it, then he shall bear his iniquity.
And if a manager hits a lefty against a left-handed pitcher with a right-handed hitter on the bench, he shall displease the LORD
Except for Nate Schierholtz, of course. Those 54 at-bats against lefties last year and 24 this year totally prove he can hit left-handers better than other lefties
If Bowker gets more playing time from this -- a big if, as the Giants are always likely to say they like his bat coming off the bench, or some nonsense -- it will be in a strict platoon. Strict. Bowker doesn’t start against Clayton Kershaw, Bowker doesn’t start against Clayton Richard, and Bowker doesn’t start against Clayton, Royce should the ex-Giant make a comeback as a left-handed starting pitcher. Strict platoon.
The in-house candidates will be Andres Torres and Eugenio Velez. Torres is a good enough spot starter who can cover center, but he’s not a lefty-mashing corner outfielder. Instead of paying attention to his vast, vast catalog of minor league at-bats, the Giants will assume that Torres is a lefty-masher based on what he did in 78 at-bats last year. And Velez is a switch-hitter, which means that he doesn’t have any platoon splits. You can cite his .242/.289/.353 career line against lefties in the minors, or his .206/.275/.254 (!) career line against lefties in the majors if you want, but you need to go back and reread that first part: he’s a switch hitter, which means he doesn’t have any platoon splits. There’s nothing in any divine proclamation that says anything about switch-hitters being unable to hit lefties.
If the Giants give Torres a bulk of the starts against lefties, I wouldn’t be filled with rage. Bowker does have some platoon issues, and the defensive difference is significant. But if DeRosa goes on the DL, the Giants will call up Velez. Velez will get starts, possibly a lot of them. And because switch-hitters never have platoon splits, Velez will start some games against lefties. In the 12 games started by opposing left-handers this year, Velez has started in a third of them.
The Giants can do better. I’m not going to throw out names, especially since it’s hard to know who’s out of contention just yet. Of the teams that are probably willing to listen this early, the Orioles aren’t going to part with Nolan Reimold without something ridiculous going the other way, and Carlos Lee has passed Barry Zito on the River Styx, contractually speaking. But a right-handed outfielder is suddenly a priority. Maybe it always was. Without DeRosa, though, and considering Bochy’s unwillingness to experiment with hot lefty-on-lefty action, the Giants need to start looking. The alternative is more Velez against left-handers, which is like starting Bill Swift at first. That last clause was not hyperbole. You have been warned.
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YOU FORGOT BUSTER!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 10:10 AM PDT reply actions
Actually, Joe Borchard seems to be doing the best job in AAA.
In defense of Brian Sabean, Posey has the 6th best OPS in the PCL with a .994. Buster is the best catcher in the PCL. But when brought up to the big show, his PCL inflated stats start to lose their luster. The proof is in the stats. Look at his majors OPS, .235. So no, Buster is not ready and probably never will be.
by cubesonice on May 12, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think it has to be.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean… I think it can’t be. I don’t know how I typed that original sentence.
Citing a .235 OPS? It’s impossible that somebody could be that obtuse.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Like a fox.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably one of those SF Gate commenters
who call him BUST Posey.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
C’mon now, we all know that Canton has the busts not Cooperstown.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
HOT RUST BELT ACTION
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
17 FUCKING PLATE APPEARANCES LAST YEAR!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry, but is that a sarchasm there?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
ALL CAPS help.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Or Cap The First Letter In Each Word
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
THEY SURE DO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
HEY FUCK YOU
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
HEY FUCK YOU
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
even better rebound rage
also rec’d!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL CAL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
/slits wrists
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wasn’t trying to kill myself. Really. I just wanted to be more like Mark DeRosa.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Brain Sabean has determined your wrist is actually fine. Keep on posting.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
/everything I post is a line drive to the right side.
What’s that flapping sound?
Besides Howie.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I threw us so it worked!
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Lies
You are not strong enough to throw all of us!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, maybe it was good because it was hard to tell. People weren’t sure how to react. I say well-played, Sir.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I got it. Apparently people didn’t see the “and probably never will be” or they have an even lower opinion of the average human’s intelligence than I do, which would be pretty impressive (and really, really sad).
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
I know this is sarcasm
But he is over 30. He does have a Proven MLB Track Record™ and if he fails just how many team would try and claim him in 3-4 weeks? It makes sense in demented way.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking about Buster....
When Derosa is put on the DL, how about playing Buster at 1b, move Huff to the OF, and on the days when Posey isn’t playing, at least we have a legitimate cleanup hitter when Bochyass takes Molina out of the lineup for a pinch runner…I mean how many more times can we tolerate Whiteside at the plate with the game on the line, like last night???
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
Posey is a catcher. If they bring him up to play 1B, I will be pissed
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Well ...
They might just like having Steve Decker teach him the finer aspects of catching rather than someone on the ML staff that is probably busy focusing on doing game related things.
And also, they still insist that he needs to work on things, which may rightly be true in that all catchers can take more tutelage than 150 minor league games can provide, but I still think they aren’t dumb and would like to keep him on the roster at least another week or so or maybe until the end of may if Molina keeps hitting to hold on to those years of control. I think most of Sabean’s people are dumb, but not completely stupid especially on simple matters of economics.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on May 12, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
AGREED - LETS KEEP HIM DOWN FOR YEARS
I can see it now. 2012 – Sabean: “Sure Posey has hit .380 in Fresno the last 3 years. BUT AAA f’ing stinks. Everyone knows that all the decent pitchers are in the Majors. Plus, he isnt ready to catch in the bigs. We watched him yesterday. He called 4 pitches that he shouldn’t have and he didn’t block the 23rd pitch in the dirt effectively. That’s why I’ve signed Bengie to another 3 year contract.”
Look- I hope the guy catches someday. But I want his bat here now. It wont’ kill his development behind the plate to also play some 1b. Then he’s behind the dish full time next year. Excpet of course, Sabean wil probably resign Molina.
I just don’t get the – he’s a catcher that’s it so let him waste his time in Fresno crap. He’ll get games behind the plate. He’ll learn about calling games from watching. And he’ll get to ease into the role.
Yeah, because either he comes up RIGHT NOW THIS VERY INSTANT AND PLAYS FIRST BASE or he’ll never come up, ever!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THOSE ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, this is a certified problem for the Giants. Which replacement level or sub-replacement level player should we start now that our declining veteran refuses to be a good soldier and play through a wrist injury?
Jermaine Dye would only cost the organization cash. The dignity thing has long since disappeared from their list of priorities.
Jermaine Dye mightmightmight have some value if he were used properly, but there’s no way he wouldn’t be playing every day on this team.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I vote against Dye.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don’t get me wrong, I do too.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I thought you did, I just wanted my voice out there in case Sabean checks her for his tally of votes for and against Dye. I actually think the Giants might sign him to play left field.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Who is she?
“in case Sabean checks her for his tally of votes”
Sadly, this sort of made sense…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Oh, yeah, I meant here. Whatever, Sabean probably calls MCC her because he thinks it’s belittling to be a woman.
Sabean: Susan, you’re so a woman.
Susan: Got me again, Sir!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he didn't tell her she plays in AAA!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Me 3 on the blackball Dye on a HIEAD team.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
PANIC TRADE!
Bumgarner for Griffey!
All Star! Proven Vet!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 12, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll be surprised if Velez gets the callup
I think that if DeRosa goes on the DL, they’ll just keep Downs up when Freddy Sanchez returns. (which Lars would say will be never, but whatevs)
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
I’ll be surprised pissed if when Velez gets the callup
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 12, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Possibly, until Freddy ends up back on the DL after a month. Then Velez might get the call (shudder).
Please tell me we have moved past the dark ages of post hoc ergo propter hoc.
by Yeti Monster on May 12, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, since they just used Velez’s last option by sending him down, I’d be really surprised if they brought him right back up so fast
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
It is good for the whole season
They can bounce him as many times as they want this season.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, if they immediately move DeRosa to the DL, Velez can’t get called up because of the 1-week waiting period, right?
Not that it matters. I’d almost rather we go with a 24-man roster until Freddy is ready to go than move someone from AAA right now.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I believe the 10-day rule is waived for an injury callup.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Then why couldn’t we recall Holm when we needed an emergency catcher last year? Does it not count if they’re just day-to-day?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I believe the player being replaced needs to be on the DL.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Steve Holm was out of options, so he had to be DFAed. I think he was still clearing waivers, and thus was unavailable to go back on the 40-man, so they had to go with Whiteside, and had to clear another 40-man spot for him.
It was pretty stupid.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
He was under the 10-day rule, actually.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
stupid like a fox!
Now we have the first pinchrunning catcher in baseball! VERSATILITY DOWN THE STRETCH NERBS
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s how Velez was able to come back one time last year. :/
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Could we maybe combine
the shattered remnants of Sanchez and De Rosa into a single roster spot? With the Giants’ luck – they probably both have the same arm hurt.
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
Marki DeRochez?
Sanchez + a few more walks and dingers = winner
Eugenio Velez: Really fast... at getting picked off. SICK BURN!!
by jasomack on May 12, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also, I wish the Nats were sucking right now
So that my dream acquisition of Josh Willingham could finally happen.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
what do you think the Gints would have to give up to get him?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Trade Posey for him, if you can. Posey is such an unknown commodity, really, since he’s facing such shitty competition, and Willingham is a known commodity.
Of course,t he Nationals probably know that too, so we’d have to throw in a major leaguer too, just to make it fair. Like Sanchy.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
Probably a replacement LF
Maybe Bowker, and probably some bullpen depth since the Nats bullpen is awful.
Bowker/Joaquin/Pucetas maybe?
Or maybe just Runzler would be enough?
I actually am blanking right now of how much longer Willingham is under team control, but I think it’s this and next season?
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
this and next, yes
I suspect the Nats would want more than that in exchange, though.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I definitely think they’d want more than that. Bowker, Joaquin and Pucetas I’d be game for, but none of them are singularly good enough I think.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
DBacks would love to have Runzler
What do they have that we could use?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 12, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL People think Runzler has value.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
A contractual obligation to pay Eric Byrnes $11M?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
If only they hadn’t released Byrnes. Then we could trade for him…
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
GO CYCLONES!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Only problem is that with the pitching in the beer league softball, I’m not sure we can trust Byrnes’ offensive stats.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Brooklyn.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I never specified what Cyclones I was rooting for. I could have been rooting for any Cyclones.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL IOWA STATE
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
NO.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SLEEP.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TILL.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
(guitar riff)
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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BROOKLYN
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by troymccluresf on May 12, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Haven’t you heard? The DBacks only use right-handed pitchers.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And one day, we may play them!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bowker’s moment to strike!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Memo from MLB: The Giants-Diamondbacks games scheduled for this year have been replaced with Giants-Padres games. Enjoy.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants-Padres
THIS TIME IT’S PERSONAL
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants-Padres
Outcome Not Inevitable, So Please Do Watch!
/CSN’d
by Every6thDay on May 12, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got him off waivers in ThirdLeagueAtBest
Suck it people ahead of me in the standings!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
If DeRosa staying active and playing through the pain, “gamer style”, keeps Velez in Fresno, then I’ll take my chances with Mark.
If DeRosa staying active and playing through the pain, "gamer style" dies and they wheel his corpse to LF every night and that keeps Velez in Fresno, then I’ll take my chances with Mark.
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
Harsh...
but accurate
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How about the Giants recall
Brett Pill. Isn’t he supposed to even better than Ishi with the glove? Oh yeah, he also bats from the right side. Git er dun, Sabes.
Don’t you have to be called before you can be recalled?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I was in the middle of typing that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Being recalled is like refrying beans. Technically, you don’t even have to do it once.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I always wondered about those refried beans.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yeah
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Natto just likes beans, okay.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
No, its one of baseballs unwritten rules.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Technically he was called
He was on the spring training roster, then optioned down to Fresno, so they’d be recalling him from Fresno.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
by EliminateMe on May 12, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
They may have written him a letter instead
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
SUSAN! Get me that carrier pigeon! I need him to convey a message to one “BRETT PILL.”
SUSAN! That reminds me! Get me a Centrum Silver.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on May 12, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/writes message to "Brad Pitt" instead.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dear Brad Pitt, I heard you were going to play Billy Beane in that movie before it got cancelled. I bet that was exciting!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
It got re-uncancelled!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/quill pen
“To All Who Read These Presents, Let it Hereby Be Known That Eugenio Geno Zorak Velez is Hereby Recalled From the Grizzlies of Fresno, of the County of Fresno, to the Giants of San Francisco. Let None Hinder Him on His Journey, And Accord Him All Possible Assistance That He May Journey Hither Most Expeditiously”
Rendered This May the Twelfth, In the Year of Our Lord 2010, Yours Incompetently, Brain Sabean, OCVG
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
LOL!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
/throw note into fireplace.
SABES: Whoops! Damn it! I always fuck it it up!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Fixed.
SABES: Whoops! Damn it! Ialways fuck it it up!am not an idiot!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/eats flaming note along with burning coals
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I am confused, what county are the Giants of San Francisco in?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Not sure
I think it’s in the State of Confusion.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
And there’s not much love to go around
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 12, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
This is the world we live in.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Can't you see this is the land of confusion?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MUST SCRUB BRAIN OF SONG
curse you!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Alternately:
SABES: Susan! Take this note over to Emperor Norton and have it notarized.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the Emperor would ride his bike ove any Sabean emmisary note bearing Sabean resignation. But I could be wrong about that.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
EPIC!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Telegram for Bret Pill!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Nobody writes letters these days
They may have texted though. “u r grzly”
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
by EliminateMe on May 12, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
i choked on my macaroni lol
Eugenio Velez: Really fast... at getting picked off. SICK BURN!!
Maybe we should just sign Bonds.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He’ll bat fifth behind Molina.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Funniest double plays ever.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Actual LOL.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 12, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
ground ball to second
Eckstein fields it cleanly, runs to the bag to force Molina, now he’s running back across the diamond, and beats Bonds by 2 steps to first for the double play
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
Scrappiest double play ever.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the centerfielder could do the same.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 12, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
deep drive by Bonds, this one's headed to triples alley!
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
LEFTIES CANT HIT LEFTIES
HAVE YOU READ NOTHING?!
by DividedByZero on May 12, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit. Yeah.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
he could probably
hit righty and still be better than the in-house options
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
DUDE DIDN’T SAY ANY NAMES SPECIFICALLY HE COULD HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT ANYBODY
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Man, this sucks. Just play Bowker, Bochy. Pretty please, with a cherry on top? Or at least Torres and Bowker.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 10:27 AM PDT reply actions
hot lefty on lefty action...
i like the sound of that
I have a vision now of Carlos Lee and Barry Zito maneuvering demon-figureheaded gondolas on a river of fire, jockeying for position, and I am laughing about it.
Hitting 74 on the radar gun but hitting my spots.
by VidaWantsYourCar on May 12, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions
Carlos Lee eating a tub of fried chicken in one boat.
Barry Zito doing yoga on a hot starlet in another.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 12, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Charon: “HEY, YOU FUCKERS!! THAT’S MY JOB!”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd
for best combination of mythology and profanity this year
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Now I am laughing even harder.
Hitting 74 on the radar gun but hitting my spots.
by VidaWantsYourCar on May 12, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I never thought of Charon as a Teamster, but it makes sense.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt the Giants suggested that.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t put it past Kawakami to just make shit up so that he add a few style points to his Bay Area Sports Writer Martyr cred. What a loser.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 12, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Sabean was openly discussing the trade on KNBR when the rumors were swirling. Well, as much as he could without tampering.
by Grant Brisbee on May 12, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
But I don’t think they brought it up.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I remember hearing him on 680, he sounded very intrigued.
"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on May 12, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
hot lefty-on-lefty action is the cornerstone of rosterbation. Now MY wrist hurts.
Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.
by LeMasterBlaster on May 12, 2010 10:29 AM PDT reply actions
Some has not been useing their Shake Weight enough!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The return of Zorak is imminent
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 12, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions
I have my puppy launching shoes on.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
you need one of those t-shirt cannons that can shoot puppies
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 12, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Not as satisfying. Although that would be hilarious…
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
The Mets had that promotion last week...
Free Puppys and 50 cent Hot Dog Night !!
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
by nvsfg on May 12, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
/makes an I-told-you-so comment regarding Fred Lewis
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
and scrappy Frandsen
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang, my little play in the last thread will now go unremembered – JUST LIKE SHAKESPEARE’S SUPERIOR CONTEMPORARIES.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SUSAN
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
p.s.
REC’D
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/12/1468663/even-if-rest-helps-derosa-called#37355028
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Got your back
Sabes: Well, Susan, I’ve been fired.
Susan: [sigh of relief]
Sabes: I know, I’ll miss you too. [Has a sudden flash.] Wait a tic, here! Susan, I’ve got it!
Susan: Are you feeling those tingles in your arm again?
Sabes: I’m gonna start my OWN baseball club! Yeah, that’s what I’m gonna do! But where?? Think, Sabean, think! Ah! Susan! How does Akron, Ohio sound to you? The home of Firestone!
Susan: ??
Sabes: Too far, eh? I hear ya. Well, let’s see. Oakland is a little closer to home. I think there is even a bridge that goes over there now. Yes! Oakland! We shall form our own club – ‘a club of our own’, I know how you love that movie, Susan. A club of our own in Oakland!
Susan: But Brian, Oakland already has its own team.
Sabes: Uhhhh, not when that team moves to San Jose! Dehhr!!! Try to keep up with me here, Susan. The Athletics leave for San Jose…are you following me? And after… they… leave… [condescendingly rolls his eyes], we’ll swoop in and start our own club right there in Oakland. JUST THINK OF IT, SUSAN.
Susan: [single tear rolls down her rosy cheek] I am, Brian. I am.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
His unrequited love for her is so tragic.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
She makes faces at him behind his back. It is also rumored that she puts pencil shavings in his coffee.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Well that’s disloyal!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I so missed the Susan thing. What is that deal?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
no one is going to explain it to me? =(
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Lars once mimicked Sabean talking to his secretary, and used the phrase “Excuse me, Susan”. Satyricrash laughed, and it became a meme in which Sabean says dumb and antiquated things to his secretary, who is forced to grit her teeth and go along with it.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Oh, Susan’s his secretary? I always imagined her as his wife.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He’s clearly in love with her, even though she hates him and he’s married.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Surpriseingly the IT guys seem to have simmilar relationship with him as well.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Does a Susan actually exist, though?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, her name isn’t Susan though.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Sabean has an administrative assistant named Karen Sweeney who we project all of this onto.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I am now imagining Brian is talking to Karen, but can’t be bothered to remember her actual name, so he calls her Susan, cause that was the name of his first assistant years ago.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
i actually think
plankton would do a better job running the team than Sabes. Actually, actually, I see plankton as more of a Billy Beane type. Sabean is, of course, Patrick.
Spongebob is Cashman — no matter what he does, it will just work™
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
I dunno. Patrick is usually pretty cheerful. I don’t think Sabean has any moods other than surly or crowing.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
if I had to assign a Spongebob character to Sabean
It would probably be Squidward. Disdainful of everyone, thinks he’s a lot more clever and talented than he actually is.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Smithers, who is that drone in Sector 7G?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I just think ‘Susan’ is a name you don’t really hear a lot anymore. There were a lot of Susans in the 70s, not so much now. So that, in combination of the the Excuse me (Sabean, being polite??), made me laugh.
The rest is just repetition until it becomes a something something.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey
I know I will catch a lot of flak for this, but I think Posey will be our best option come June. Barring a significant injury to Molina, Posey will not be seeing significant time at C at the big club (no a slump won’t matter Molina had one of the worst OBP last year after all). I also think the criticisms of his game calling is more playing with the media than anything. Besides, he will have all of winter to develop it.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
best in-house option?
in LF? I guess you could argue that? But that doesn’t make it “the best option.”
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I just have the sinking feeling it will either be Velez/Torres from here on out…. or Dye. Plus the chances of Posey being called up in June should be high (so long as he keeps pace) and I would rather have him play full time at LF than spot starter at C/1B.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on May 12, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
So you would prefer Posey to be called to fill the Bowker role?
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on May 12, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Have a good approach but only be used as a pinch-hitter?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
nope
I’d prefer he be called up once the specter of Super 2 passes, and he plays C with an occasional start @ 1B. His bat is far more valuable @ C, and you can (relatively easily) replace DeRosa’s production (or get close to it) with an in-house AAA option or possibly signing a Dukes or something. Of course, this requires Bochy to show some fucking sense, which means this will never happen.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Yes, but that goes back to my original point. He’s not gonna see any regular time at C with Molina there.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on May 12, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
then i’d prefer he stay in AAA and continue to catch every day. As stated above, DeRosa’s production can be replaced or approximated pretty easily/cheaply.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
every time
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
iz cool.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
is not
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
all of winter working on game calling?
in his basement?
proud, yes I said proud, adoptive papa of "Geno" Eugenio Velez
by foothillsfan on May 12, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
In his mom’s.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
INIVISIBLE RUNNER ON 2ND!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I Agree, Posey is the way to go!!!
Platoon Posey and Bowker in left. Posey can get some spot starts at first base, particularly against LHP, with Torres taking over in LF. He also can fill in at C to give Molina regular rest.
All the while practicing his catching skills with big league coaches.
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on May 12, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I think immediately turning our top catching prospect into a multi-position supersub as he tries to adapt to ML pitching is too much to ask of the kid.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
SneakToBetterDefensivePositions
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah but they are easy positions (besides C) and he has experience doing it. Get his bat in the lineup as much as possible, it may be a little uncomfortable for him sure but a top 3 player in the organization (at the MLB level) shouldn’t be wasting time in Fresno
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on May 12, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
experience
you mean the one time he played all 9 positions in a game? oh yeah, totally!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
i don't think...
it was only that one game where he gained experience playing multiple positions.
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on May 12, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
did this happen?
It’s a pretty cool stunt… I’d like to see them let Pablo do it one time. He could even do the Campaneris bit and pitch lefty to lefties and righty to righties.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
It happened in college and Tony Kornheiser was very upset about it.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
even better
anything that irritates Tony Kornhole is most excellent!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s garbage! GARBAGE!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
If he’s not comfortable, he shouldn’t be hitting leadoff to begin with. In fact, he shouldn’t be starting at all. We should trade him.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
That is a SOCIETY CHANGING position!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
www.thezeitgeistmovement.com
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on May 12, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
WHY, WHAT A UNIQUE AND WORLD CHANGING OPINION!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
When do I get my free marijuana?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m working on it, geez.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
grow it yourself!
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on May 12, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Well. MY perceptions have certainly been challenged.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
victory!
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on May 12, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Uncle Sam has a busted lip.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Herpes.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
He wants YOU, in his mouth.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Come in second!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Kenny Powers taught me the power of dental dams!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I hear Toronto is beautiful this time of year.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i didn't say bat him leadoff...
i’d be cool with anywhere 5-7
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on May 12, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I was just riffing on Fred Lewis. Ignore me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Like the rest of us.
JOIN US, SNEAK.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I agree with the group think on kFred
Although it isn’t the end of the world assuming Bowker sees a lot of playing time, as he has more power potential and i’m curious to see if he’ll realize it.
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on May 12, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
So are we.
The problem is he is never going to get that chance.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes, the season and a half he has spent in the minors is an egregiously long time.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
So Fuggen' this.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
O HAI
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
nah
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
So hows the sneaking and swooshing?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
it's swooping.
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on May 12, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
It certainly is.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
-1
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we ought to just play the kids. This is a great opportunity for Bowker and Nate to get long-term PT at the same time. Sink or swim.
I don’t want to give up talent for a Jonny Gomes, and I don’t trust Bochy to properly use a player like that.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
yes but
This is what’s so infuriating about this team. THey should have been playing the goddamned kids for the past two seasons, when there was nothing to play for. Now the Giants actually look like contenders (sss notwithstanding), and we STILL don’t know if Nate and Bowker are major leaguers or not.
FUCK.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on May 12, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
I disagree with none of this, including the emotion.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
yep several of us were posting along those lines repeatedly last couple of years
proud, yes I said proud, adoptive papa of "Geno" Eugenio Velez
by foothillsfan on May 12, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
YEAH DELOREAN YOU NOOB
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
/owlcroft swoops in to make a 3 paragraph post to agree with delorean
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
THIS
forever. Does it matter that they only lost 90, rather than 100 games in 07 and 08?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Lower draft pick!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
It does to the marketing department.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Your 2007 Giants
It’s Not Totally Disastrous Inside!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Green this puppy!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK!
This is what is so maddening.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
getting ahead of myself but
if Rosa has surgery and goes on 60 day DL, there would be a roster spot for a righty hitting OF such as .,…
… still looking for one…
Joe Borchard or Tyler Graham.
EME’s amazingly bad timing to be out with some injury. Has not played since April 13, I never heard why
proud, yes I said proud, adoptive papa of "Geno" Eugenio Velez
McBryde, too.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Elijah "How Can I Be a Cancer With a Biblical Name" Dukes
is a power bat just waiting to be plucked from the tree of potential outfield goodness.
Though if the Giants stayed internal and called someone up, I’d give Joe Borchard a few minutes. I’m done with Velez.
by Hummfugginbaby on May 12, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions
Dukes, actually I might be able to live with that.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Intriguing, but will never happen.
You thought Bochy hated Lewis…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bochy = Racist?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 12, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I couldn’t tell you that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Fred Lewis Might Work too
Isn’t he hitting dingerz now?
by Hummfugginbaby on May 12, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Hmm…indeed…
/Puffs on pipe while looking up thoughtfully.
Get me Dukes!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
The moral outrage would be entertaining
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, is that the what the puppy references are about?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Lars hates them
Kicks them into space every chance he gets
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Yes. I am here just for the LOLs. I say DO IT.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
The combination of lulz and actual baseball upside makes this a slam-dunk, entertainment wise.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Oh yes.
But it will never happen.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
How can calling up Borchard hurt? He’s been to the majors, can spot start. May even have a little power.
by oldgiantsguy on May 12, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t mean to be over-simplistic here, but the guy just sucks. What he’s doing in Frenso is flukey BABIP pixie-dust.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I tried some flukey BABIP pixie-dust once. Shit blew my mind.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Fresno: We don’t just got meth!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Fresno: I’m not not licking toads!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Fresno: Tomorrow’s Pruno, Ready Today!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Fresno: FFFFFFFFFucked up bro
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on May 12, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Fresno: /stab
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Borchard is in Fresno
to hit dingers and cheer up local Fresno fans. like that guy who went to Japan had been a big favorite.
proud, yes I said proud, adoptive papa of "Geno" Eugenio Velez
by foothillsfan on May 12, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Douglas McArthur?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
lol!
You are en fuego.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
GOOD GOD!
WHY ISN’T ANYONE HELPING HIM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I am a local Fresno Fan
And I am not cheered up.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So we see Torress, Borchard play 90% of the time in LF, and if Nate cools down, the Torress, Borchard & Rowan line up for 3+ games a week.
I’ll pass on that expeirance please.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
IF he screws up we would still have months to replace him with somethin better..
Yes, I am intrested.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
kinky
but not my idea of a good time.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Does that mean that leftys can only fuck leftys, and vice versa?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Only if they are in the military
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
We are the fucking Mets.
Falling apart players signed to long term, shitty managerial decisions that apparently are written on an iron clad contract never to be broken.
Now I truly understand why Bonds used his own medical staff.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Republicans will start saying
State run medical care will be like Giants-run medical care.
by Hummfugginbaby on May 12, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WRIST PANELS
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on May 12, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
lol!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
GET YOUR OWN THOUGHTS SPEEHPLE KLAW IS BIASED
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
NEEDZ MOAR MEDIA ECHO
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 12, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I honestly believe that KLaw follows this site
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 12, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
HE'S A LURKER
READ HIS BLOG
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on May 12, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s a registered McCoven, but his last log-in to this site was 2/1/10.
by Grant Brisbee on May 12, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe he uses a sock puppet
which reminds me, Bruce Jenkins’ Boner hasn’t posted in a while!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Too lazy to sign in.
I guess.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You know who else posts here?
ESPN’s Chris Quick.
by Grant Brisbee on May 12, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
A sneak peak at his new interface
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
apparently not with that username, though
KLaw = obvious xanthan sockpuppet:
http://www.sbnation.com/users/KLaw
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
lol
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
With Zito & Wilson on the club? I’d say yes. But as far as winning a baseball game? I’m not sure.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
by ResDog on May 12, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
HOT.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Clearly the answer is, "no."
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 12, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I’d prefer it if they won a baseball game.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh. I come in second.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Gross.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
TWSS?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TWSS!
Think cars.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
4-14 against the padres this year, calling it early.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Well I was being optimistic, it’s magic inside after all~111@
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 12, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
...is creepily staring at you whenever you type his name.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Michael bourn.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 12, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Is really available?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Not for what we’d be willing to give up
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Maybe we can trick them and say that they got Pedro Feliz from us for a PTBNL
and we now choose Pence.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man, it gives me tingles to think of Ed Wade and Brian Sabean matching ‘wits’
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Gives me shingles.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“Never go in against a Sabean when DEATH is on the line! AHAHAHAHA!”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I really don’t mind platoons. But I wish I could believe the Giants would just go with a Bowker/Torres platoon. They won’t.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nope.
Bowker was the starting RFer but now he is too valuable as a bat off the bench.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/re-snark
just like Nate is too valuable to bat anywhere but eighth!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
WILL RUIN HIS MOJO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This. Either say you will platoon or you won’t and give that decision some time work/not work
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
momentarily dropping the snark
is that borne out by the abacuses/spreadsheets? I mean other than the general, by the book splits advantage
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure
I wonder if anyone like MGL or Tom Tango has done an article about platoons
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fucking platoons.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
How do they work?
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
They don’t really.
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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
maenad, mind control, Dionysus, etc etc
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
is this a story-starter?
…. is a tough way to make a living", she said….
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I was assuming
it had been covered in eleventy billion threads about Bowker or the OF before and that I just missed it previously.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
The giants need to trade velez to the pirates for some gatorade mix, every at bat he takes is more pain for the bay area.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 12, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe some toolsy players with Velez for Alex Gorden might work.
And yes, Morre is just about stupiod enough that Sabean might be about to out witt him. Barely, but it would be close.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ATTN: HOWIE
Did you see the B/W starters??
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HOT BBW STARTERS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
bengie is a woman?
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
big breasted whiner!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on May 12, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Mewbs
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
need a manzier under that chest protector!
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw the silhouettes… IS THERE MORE?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
http://serebii.net/index2.shtml
Still Fire/Water/Grass
The Fire pig is so cute!!
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Water one looks like a clown.
I’m going with the Fire pig one. It looks adorable.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I like the fire pig one, too. I kind of like the water otter one. The grass snake isn’t inspiring.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve also never started with a water type, and I’ve almost always started with fire. It might be fun to switch it up. Maybe.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
By the way, I’m going to Borders after work today. I’ll friend code you, Nat, and Chris later tonight.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I like how the girl trainers always wear short shorts or mini skirts.
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This one has the most epic hair I’ve ever seen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that’s a REALLY short skirt then!
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Zettai Ryouiki.
I guess. I just learned about it last week for some reason.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you referring to the term for the area between the bottom of a skirt/shorts and the top of high socks? Japanese has a term for everything!
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Yeah, specifically designing a character with high socks/boots and short skirt/short in order to emphasize and draw your eyes to the thigh skin.
This may not actually apply to the female trainer here. But I wanted to drop my new knowledge, anyway.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Haven’t we had enough eyes drawn to thigh skin on this site, this week?
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Not nearly enough:
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I was referring to someone else’s thigh, I can’t remember whose though. They were taunting a dog with cake, i think.
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
jctgamer, I think.
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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, ok, that’s what I thought.
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
This is correct
He had thighs like forearms.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
LITERALLY!
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Thighs like what? What? What?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Forearms
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-dont-know-what-to-talk-about-but-i-wanna-talk-to-you/234565714910
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
how on earth does a picture of howie have 1 million "Like"s?
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, why is my picture there?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know. I just clicked on the fanpage when my friend became a fan of it.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I’VE BEEN STOLEN!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
your soul now lives on facebook!
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Comments on the photo
The only thing that guy is thinking, is “God dammit, She’s not even here and I already have a hard on.”
I used to have that same rocking chair in white.
Cassie and her friend were at home with there older sister. Their older sister was planing on going out, and told them to not answer the door for anyone and to keep everything locked. Cassie and her friend went online looking at scary chain letters and laughing at how they weren’t ever true. The didn’t believe in any of the chains and went to bed. Unfortunately, they forgot to lock the doors. Cassie’s friend had been murdered in the middle of the night. Quickly and frightened, Cassie went and reposted every chain letter they had read. After waking up in the morning she saw something that looked like a face that was very red staring back at her in the mirror. But did not see her face. She ran down stairs and looked in a different mirror. Still seeing the same face she touched hers. She then looked at her hand and it was covered in something red and watery. Her skin was burned and bloody. News around her town had told about the murder of Cassie’s friend. Cassie’s sister arrived home later that night, not yet seeing the news. Cassie told her sister what had happened and her sister was in denial. Her sister reported that Cassie had gone insane and put her into a Mental Hospital. Years past, and Cassie had died of a rare disease. Cassie came back for revenge towards her sister and the murderer. The murderer was never found. Nearly hours after Cassie’s revenge her sister was found dead. The man who found Cassie’s sister bloody with stab wounds on the floor spotted a faint, red, shadow. This was Cassie’s shadow. The man heard a whisper and he could make out small words saying "You didn’t see anything."
If you don’t repost this chain to at least 6 people in the next 10 minutes, Cassie will haunt you too. This is not fake. Don’t believe me? Read below.
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been there, and i put myself there… everyday…. i love the pic though cuz i imagine this is specially true(it is with me) when chatting because you are not doing anything together and can’t see eachother. You are JUST talking to eachother, this NEVER happens in the real world (unless things are getting real). You are ALWAYS eating something, … See Morehaving something happen around you that you can talk about or doing something together… nobody just sits face to face and talks, making chatting particularly risky for this to happen.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
WTF
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that all Vic wrote?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Howie is a victim of FB ID THEFT! QUICK CALL TH FB POLICE!
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m considering reporting the page, but I have to decide if I care enough.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
think of the poor people who are members of that page, too!
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
lol my friends
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, first they wont due shit, second how many people can say that their picture is leading 1 million people on FB?
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
like diligence?
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't report it until I get home
I want to see which picture of you they used.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
same one in this thread.
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Think thighs.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
screw that
file suit! Big money could be coming your way!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t like Bengie Molina that much.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Two words: law suit.
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by satyricrash on May 12, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
The Giants Way
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: The VA has apparently stopped blocking FB so we can become fans of the cafeteria and she the menu online!
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
she the menu?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you using Dragon Naturally Speaking software?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish.
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
/hides
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There’s a chance the evolved forms could have some wacky combo like Fire/Dark or Water/Ghost.
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Ghost Otter
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I generally know a little bit (at least) about everything in pop culture, but Pokemon is one thing I know NOTHING about. Always interesting to read what you guys are talking about with out any frame of reference.
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
People work fast
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5946/1273671405617.png
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Is this some sort of “Lost” thing?
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
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by Natto on May 12, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s almost like I set you up for that, after seeing it on your FB
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I am more and more ready for it to end with every episode.
Wacky magical-mysteries need protagonists. This show no longer has any.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
the last episode
is gonna be a black screen with white script that says:
All that other stuff was just a made up crazy version of life that could have happened in some parallel universe or time or whatever. It was all just fantasy make believe imagination-bating. This is what actually happened:
Then they show the plane crashing again. Then a bunch of dead bodies wash up on shore.
Closing credits.
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
hey
that’s like the ending of Quantum Leap? What a lame-ass wrap-up that was.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
but then they all come back to life...
only to die again! (and resurrect once more)
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on May 12, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Needs facepaint.
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I hate when I have a piece of music in my head that would be really good if I were home and had a chance to flesh it out.
By the time I do get home, it will either be gone or changed to something stupid. =/
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:34 AM PDT reply actions
Is that a common problem of yours? Your head making things stupid that is.
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, it is
My imagination is going to play with this snippet of a song until I hate it.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, be happy you can play an instrument!
If even so much as look an a instrument it is immediately out of tune!
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
You seem to have a similar effect on a written sentence…
by fantastical on May 12, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I am multi-un-talented. So far I have only succeed in chemistry, the useless one not the one with girls!
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Can you scribble out a little un-fleshed musical notation on some scrap paper just so you don’t lose it?
/doesn’t know how this stuff works…
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Boys blowing up your phones
phones?
You’re welcome.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If that lyric is wrong, I don't wanna be TIK TOK ON THE CLOK
I chose to change possessives because I was addressing Lars, in this case his being the head in which said musical atrocity was reverberating.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey
I proudly participate in performing that song nearly every Saturday night ;)
Can’t help but know the words… And the bass line!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
or pay the price!
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Just saw this yesterday...
http://topcultured.com/where-are-they-now-salute-your-shorts/
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 12, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I had such a thing for Dina. Her, Darlene Connor, and Alex Mack provided me my first bits of active heterosexuality.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 12, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Still pretty hot.
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Christina Ricci in Caspar.
I was 10 years old. Don’t be gross.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 12, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait no. Ricci in Addams Family.
Perv.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 12, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That too.
And David Krumholtz in Addams Family Values.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Ice Storm FTW!
I assume she was of age there, otherwise I’ll say whatever you pervs are saying.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Casper.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe to you.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, the spelling of the name of the movie was the last thing on my mind when I was watching it in 1995.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
So the Ice Storm must have been a revelation.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Must have been.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Your 12 year old self will never forgive you for not having seen a movie that is totally inappropriate for 12 year olds, I can assure you.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
My 12-year-old self is already throwing a tantrum over this.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, I’m just nitpicky when it comes to spelling.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
And you’re probably quite well-served as such.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
BANNED
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 12, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Villa Allegre!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
that made me laugh
unlike that show
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you hum a few bars?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW ABOUT RANDALL WINN?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 12, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Can’t. He’s playing real baseball now, remember?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
How about
Randall FLAGG? He could make a difference in this lineup.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll "Stand" by that...
we could all end up in Hell however.
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End at the beginning!
By the way, Ron Howard is slated to direct a movie trilogy based on the Dark Tower.
Ron Howard.
RON FUCKING HOWARD!!!
I bet he casts Tom Hanks as Roland.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, Ron Howard does everything in Hollywood at the moment.
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OT
I hope that the Rockies lose today, but I hope they do it after scoring 15 runs in 2.1 innings off Halladay.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Yeah I like the sound of that, although that will probadbly occur in game 2 when jamie moyer takes the hill for BP at coors field.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 12, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey guys? You know what’s more stupid than Aaron Rowand, leadoff hitter?
Russell Martin, leadoff hitter.
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Really? Russell Martin gets on base at a good clip and has decent speed for a catcher.
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it's solved
he’s so fast for a catcher because he sucks the air in front of him at alarming rates
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by Giant Voodoo on May 12, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
We can’t repel suck of that magnitude!
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Ya, Rowand doesn’t really fit there…but Russell Martin can still suck it at leadoff so it makes sense
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ready made Bochy nickname!
Moldy!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
nice
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
/ golf clap
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
by daveinexile on May 12, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
ROSTERBATION WARNING
could we possibly see this lineup in late june-early july if bust gets the call?
Rowand CF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
Uribe SS
Schierholtz RF
Posey C
Bowker LF
P
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
Nate is Eight.
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
you got no sense, Schierholz HAS to hit 8th
proud, yes I said proud, adoptive papa of "Geno" Eugenio Velez
by foothillsfan on May 12, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT WHAT WILL BENGIE DO?
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This will be the lineup in late June, no matter who gets called where.
Rowand
Renteria
Sandoval
Molina
Huff
Uribe
Torres
Schierholtz
by Every6thDay on May 12, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No Sanchez?
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
again, or still?
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
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by ringleader3 on May 12, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy's appraisal:
Rookies batting last. Looks about right.
…Needs more Bengie, though.
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For a platoon with Bowker
Maybe Gabe Kapler is available from the Rays for a bullpen arm. Then, they could either call up Matt Joyce or play Ben Zobrist most of the time in right while playing Sean Rodriguez and Reid Brignac more in the middle infield.
For a full-time left fielder, I’d like to bring up the name of Shin-Soo Choo from the Indians. IIRC, he’s heading toward arb eligibility, they have Michael Brantley waiting in the wings, and they’re still lacking pitching. Add in the additional risk of his possibly missing two MLB seasons, and I would wager a package centered around Bumgarner (who I still love and support as a potential #2 starter) and Bowker*, plus maybe another one or two mid-level prospects, could do the job.
Swing for the fences, amirite?
*Here’s a place where Fred and Frandsen would be ideal, giving the Indians a LF for next season when LaPorta (probably) moves to first and a utility middle infielder (which I don’t think the Indians have right now).
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
OMG GABE KAPLER BEST BODY IN BASEBALL
/Dan Plesaic
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Gabe Kapler
Dude almost breaks up perfect games.
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I don’t think the Indians would do Choo for Bumgarner straight up, would they? How much longer is he under team control for?
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Choo Choo!
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Give the bum a ticket for teh first Choo Choo out of town!
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Borky Nickname?
Chooey.
Shinny?
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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If there was a time to trade for Choo, it would have been during the offseason. With his military obligations and arbitration looming, that’s when his value would have been lowest.
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It's still looming
From what I can take from the articles I’ve read, his one out is if he plays for the Republic of Korea in the 2010 Asian Games (Asia Baseball Championship?) and they win the gold. If not, he’s mired in a murky situation.
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Right, which is why I am leery of pursuing him right now. The longer that we wait, the less control we have over that situation. I don’t necessarily put a lot of faith in our FO to manage the situation, but I trust them even less to pick up where the Indians FO left and try and get it nailed down.
Choo also has the option of giving up his Korean citizenship, but I don’t see that as likely. He has options, but none of them are particularly attractive if you’re making a gamble.
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It's very risky, but I figure we need him as long as possible
He adds more value to the team now instead of at the deadline.
I, of course, don’t see Sabean doing any of this, so I guess it’s moot.
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Cot's has his service time listed as 2.119 years
Which I think was updated for the beginning of the season. So I guess this season plus 3 more to free agency?
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I also threw in Bowker with the trade
Since he’d barely get any playing time between Choo and Nate playing full-time. But the fact that the Giants would be taking on the most risk in the deal, plus the fact that the Indians’ top two pitching prospects (Nick Hagadone and Jason Knapp) have experienced past injuries, makes me think that Bumgarner+Bowker should be enough.
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hmmm
I’m not sure how heavily to weigh the military service thing, but if there’s a chance to get 3 years of cheap Choo for Bumgarner & Bowker, I’d have to consider it.
I think.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Maybe we could send them* Velez.
*Republic of Korea Army
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
CLANK
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WWIII breaks out after Velez slides past the DMZ and into North Korea
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kim Jong Il adopts Velez as his son.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Calls him the Fast North Korean black Abraham Lincoln.
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe we could also get Jake Westbrook from them
Since he’s the highest-paid starting pitcher on their team and I think the closest to free agency. And he’s a better option than Wellemeyer, despite his ERA right now.
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OT: in case you're missing it,
your baseball knowledge and experience is being called into question, nerbs.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/12/1469310/a-declaration-to-the-fans-and#37364895
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Grant and his boss?
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Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think he should worry about it unless babby is formed.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Its ok guys, the question has been resolved!
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by say hey nation on May 12, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
pablos slump started when molina was moved to cleanup.
ANYONE ELSE NOTICE PANDAS SLUMP STARTED WHEN MOLINA WAS MOVED BACK TO CLEAN UP?
On april 28, pablo went 2/5 with a walk and huff hitting behind him.
The next day, april 29th, begins his slump, and molina is hitting behind him. Yes he went 1/4 with a RBI and run, but that was an infield single. After that, he started slumping.
/rips off glasses
MY GOD!
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Yes. In fact I pointed it out on that same day Molina was first moved there.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 12, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how Bochy couldn’t even wait until May to bat Molina clean-up. Addictions are a bitch.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 12, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He also said he had been thinking of it for a month.
It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant
Dear Penthouse
I can’t believe this is happening! I’ve been thinking about batting Bengie cleanup for a month now and…
signed, BORK
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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
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by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
renteria hit the DL that day too
so that could be it as well.
6 green comments in this thread already!
The McCoven are turning soft….
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by cybermaldonado on May 12, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Just botched on the ball twice in right field, Rockies now tied about to take the lead. Of course he’s phenomenal besides that, but I lol’d
Halladay getting a ND :D
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
k now that halladays getting a ND, its time for the phillies to roar back and win to further create seperation in the division.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Jesus Guzman is playing third base tonight for the Grizzlies
lolwut?
My Son.
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Yep
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that's so Posey can practice catching by playing 1B
Wildcat defense ftw!
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by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Got a problem?
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lolineup
Rowand CF
Downs 2B
Sandoval 3B
Molina C
Huff 1B
Uribe SS
Schierholtz RF
Torres LF
Cain RHP
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
LOL BOWKER!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know why I ever have hope to see his name
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a lefty
Didn’t you read this whole post? You can hope to see his name against a righty.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
I figured that was without saying, but of course…
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn’t it seem like the Giants are always playing lefties?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on May 12, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
NATE IS NOT EIGHT
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DOWNS?!
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Makes perfect sense to me..
I am somewhat biased however
↓↓↓↓
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FREE BOWKER
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I do actually like torres at 8 though…
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Downs second. Makes sense.
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Well, he plays second, so he should be able to bat there.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
SCIENCE
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It honestly does seem to be pretty close to Bochy’s logic.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo plays third, bats third
Molina bats cleanup and plays fourth base!
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I like his eye
He’s seeing a lot of pitches. I don’t mind him up there.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Oh, lord.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
How many fucking lefties are we going to face this year? 109?
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 12, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to state
how truly happy I am that Bengie is the cleanup hitter for the third consecutive year. I really thought that was unpossible, but here we are.
/in this thing photoshop goes here
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP HITTING BENGIE CLEANUP YOU FUCKING RETARDED MORON
sorry. It’s been awhile.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
RIBBIES?
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Having done it before, he’s the only one who knows how to do it now. That, and Huff can’t hit home runs at AT&T, which you need in a cleanup hitter.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie is hitting 4th because Bengie takes his at bats in the 4th spot.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, it’s because he isn’t batting anywhere else in the order, so it leaves 4th to hit in.
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Well when you are the cleanup hitter you’re obviously not gonna hit 3rd or 5th.
It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant
oh, totally. who has ever heard of the cleanup hitter in the 6 hole?
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
if you've ever seen Bengie at I-Hop you know why
he is in the cleanup position.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
nice
original, even given the subject. It’s getting harder to come up with them after three years.
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"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So, they put Downs second in the order over Nate?
Must be more of that discarding minor league numbers thing.
Poor poor Bowker.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is batting .238 / .286 / .343 in AA right now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
shitty pitching, and all.
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Well, yes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
That's Bocock's line
Terrible hitter, great fielder, no reason to think he should be in the majors. Sounds about right. Plus Ford has speed.
I was promised lasagna.
I knew who you were talking about.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a mistake to let Bocock rise too quickly.
It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant
It took a long time to get Bocock down too
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If Bocock lasts more than four hours he should probably see a doctor
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But how’s his speed?
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Not in Fresno, so prolly isn’t cooking meth yet.
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
But he’s been on enough road trips to Stockton that he probably knows where to get an unadulterated supply.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Heisenberg?
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Put him on the Bocock Rocket.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to SF Eric Byrnes
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Is there a liner in that can? Because otherwise, eeewww.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagged.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Atta Boy!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
lol boy
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Atta girl?
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Much better.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmm....flowers
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
heritage?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 12, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s been in SF.
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I will kill the most adorable of adorable kittens if this happens.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ooh
if you could have a choice between Dye or Byrnes who would you chose?
I’
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
I choose Hobson
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Hobson’s Choice?
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correct!
I would also have accepted Morton’s Fork.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmmmm, Hobson's Choice.
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What about a vodka drink?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
flagged
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
how about a lagger drink?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
no no god please
noooooooooooooooooo
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
this is what I thought of.
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I would rather die than have Dye or Byrnes
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
I’d take burns, because at least you can recover from those.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unless you’re a scarecrow.
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Then your just fucked
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
My just did what now?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing is fucked, dude
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I should probably have that checked.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
STRAW PENIS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Seppukku
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You must choose: Death or ChiChi
I choose death
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
I’ve heard a different version of the joke that involves sodomy.
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As have I.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this about Dragon Ball?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Balls are involved.
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have they started
showing that episode on TV again? It’s my all-time favorite, among many, many other favorites.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Heeeeee’s checkin’ in!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
so much awesomeness
1. Visiting Ray’s pizza, or original ray’s, or famous original ray’s…
2. The automated ticket system Homer calls
3. Kickin’ It!
4. Following the garbage truck…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure they don’t show any episodes anymore that were created before 2007.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
really?
that’s too bad.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it sure seems that way.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably not.
What season was that? The local channel will play some of the old stuff but I’m never home early enough to catch them.
10 maybe?
Or 11? I got the DVDs, I was just wondering if they ever started showing it in re-runs again after they stopped when 9/11 happened.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Season 9
“The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson”
From Wikipedia:
Due to the prominence of the World Trade Center in the plot, the episode was removed from syndication after the September 11, 2001 attacks.5 It has since come back into syndication in some areas; however, parts of the episode are often edited out.6 One previously such edited item is a scene of two men arguing across Tower 1 and Tower 2, where a man from Tower 2 claims, “They stick all the jerks in Tower One!” Co-executive producer Bill Oakley commented in retrospect that the line was “regrettable”.
8-10 were some of the best years of the show, culminating in “30 Minutes over Tokyo.”
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that is so stupid
The entire “plot” revolves around Homer finding his car is illegally parked between the towers. And both towers fell, so what’s the difference about that? It was just a goofy line.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I think a lot of New Yorkers would agree with you. And a large chunk of the episode is set around and inside the towers.
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I mean
they had laundry strung between the towers, and IIRC the guy yelling would have been doing so from Windows on the World, so I doubt anyone would be traumatized by that.
Then again, I prefer my Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck cartoons to retain the shotgun blasts and explosions and other “violence”.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Traumatized, no, but I think it’s a matter of discretion. There’s the whole extended sequence where Homer has to go the bathroom and has to run between the towers, and all that, and it just carries on for a while. I expect that Fox would have gotten their fair share of angry letters for affronted viewers to chastise them for airing the episode “in poor taste.”
It’s not fun that a few people can ruin fun for everyone else, but it’s one of those sad facts that we have to put up with.
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Having been in the Financial District at the time, that episode doesn’t bother me at all. It’s one of my favorites, in fact.
But I understand pulling it. And watching the episode in the immediate aftermath would’ve probably been pretty rough.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I get it too
and I worked downtown for a while, including occasional meetings in WTC. I always took tourists there instead of ESB.
I understand not showing it right after, obviously. But trying to hack it out of things seems weird. I have been watching Barney Miller on hulu, and that opening sequence is cool, and sad, to see.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I agree it’s an overreaction. I can just see how some people would freak out about it.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
oh my god i love that show
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.
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Where did kissy man go?
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Kiff, being the most attractive male, shall snoo-snoo with our most attractive women. Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
“Oh God, you’re killing me! Oh God, you’re killing me!”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
+109
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Again, flagged.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
Count of Monte Cristo in french class = WIN!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid Phillies.
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This.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Did they steal more signs to steal another win?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
PARK TOO SMALL
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Then security tasered him.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Then puked on him.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 12, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
We'll get some drawl tonight
AmyGGiants #sfgiants M Downs will be wearing mic during tonight’s gm. He’s also batting in the 2-hole, moved up from hitting 7th last nite!
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Obnoxious spelling of ‘nite’ is obnoxious.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It is a standard acceptable variant spelling. Let’s not go crazy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If you have a nite lite I suppose.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Commonly used? Yes. Accepted? Not exactly. It’s not like “donut” vs. “doughnut.”
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It’s in the dictionary as a variant.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Which dictionary?
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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nite
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
so
those merriam-webster goons got to Howie!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I'm going to sound like an elitist for saying this, but
Meh. Merrian Webster.
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wha
what is your go-to dictionary? (please don’t say American Heritage)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
For anything that’s not internet-based or especially cultural, I lean towards being a traditionalist and trust the OED.
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I don’t have a subscription to the OED anymore, so M-W is a good standard in its absence.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Shorter, tho.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: More Bengie Bitchin'!
http://bengiemolina.mlblogs.com/archives/2010/05/espns_cheap_shot.html
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Incorrect
This has been discussed many a times. It’s no different than anything they do to 10 other people every Friday on “Not Top 10.”
Bengie needs to sack up and score next time, instead of worrying about other people’s reactions to his failures. Wah.
I just don’t know if I believe that he writes that anymore.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
my thoughts exactly
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Link to Schulman’s blog? Check.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie is not slow
He just exists in a dimension that the rest of us do not.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The Real Issue Is ...Well The Entire Offense!
The Giants are 1st in the NL in batting average with no one on base at .302.
With runners in scoring position they are 13th at .247.
With runners in scoring position and two outs they are dead last at .184!
We’ve heard so much about “clutch” hits, but come on! Dead last with two outs and runners in scoring position"?
Last year’s team lost 19 games by 1 run. This team has already lost 7 games by 1 run! At this pace, the team will lose approximately 30 games by 1 run…assuming April is any indication.
Who cares who starts, the bottom line is this offense is still a POS. And if Zito reverts back, Cain is average, Sanchez continues to be inconsistent, and Wellmeyer continues to be the 5th starter, the bullpen is gonna get smacked around. There’s a thin margin for error here…
WTF Really?
BUT COME ON!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The Offense
I don’t see the number of ABs but an astute person could figure it out.
With none on they have 79 hits (.302), with runners in scoring position they have 74 (.247), and with runners in scoring position and 2 outs they have 23 hits (.184).
WTF Really?
Divide H by BA:
None on: 79 / 262 = .302
Runners in scoring position: 74 / 300 = .247
Runners in scoring position and 2 outs: 23 / 125 = .184
I’d say still SSS.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Regardless of the sample size, it’s only reflective of our performance so far. Which, as far as RISP is concerned, is poor.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I don’t see the number of ABs but an astute person could figure it out.
Not you, apparently!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT WOULD BE CORRECT!
If I had all the answers, I’d be BORK!
WTF Really?
Bruce Bochy says John Bowker will start in LF tomorrow. He stands to gain significant playing time assuming DeRosa is sidelined for awhile.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Significant playing time = 1 start & 1 ph per week
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll believe it when I see it.
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Bowker will be the starting RF! Bengie won’t hit cleanup! Ortmeier will play 1B!
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if bochy said it
then the opposite is likely to be true. stone cold lock.
get ready Andres Torres/Eugenio Velez/Anyone else who’d like a crack at LF….your time is nigh!
you can't be serious
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Future Being The Rest Of 2010.
He will return to full time catching in 2011 as our starter. This year he should start soon playing everyday at the MLB level and LF is the hole that is available for him. He can also get a start at catcher once a week backing up Bengie.
by giantsrainman on May 12, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Considering the team claims the main problem with him is that his catching/game calling needs work, that definitely makes sense!
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I thought his main problem was not being in AA
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The Game Calling Experience He Needs Is MLB Experience Not MiLB Experiene
by giantsrainman on May 12, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So he’ll get experience as a catcher by catching a few games a year. Gotcha.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
And, of course, he can’t catch in the Major Leagues because he hasn’t caught in the Major Leagues. LOLOGIC!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
He Can Only Learn The MLB Staff By Catching The MLB Staff.
by giantsrainman on May 12, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Then why the fuck did we sign Molina
now Buster won’t be able to catch the MLB staff until next year.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 12, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Because He Did Need Some More Time But He Is Close To Not Needing Anymore
And we could not delay his arbitration clock if he had opened the season on the MLB roster.
by giantsrainman on May 12, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
So he wasn't ready a month ago but he is close now?
And he became close to ready by playing in Triple-A? I thought AAA pitching sucked. I don’t know what to believe anymore.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 12, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean Did a Good Job Not Sying Arbitration Clock
But what he choose to say instead was stupid.
by giantsrainman on May 12, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with this
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Joad Cressbeckler
Official Sabean Translator
by E Ticket on May 12, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Rule #1 of arb clock
Do not talk about arb clock.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
Brian Sabean comes home late after forgetting that it’s his wife’s birthday
Wife: Hey honey, where were you?
Sabean: I got caught up, um, cheating on you. With your mother. Then I went to a brothel and murdered 3 young prostitutes. On the way home I ran over a kitten.
GRM: Good job not saying that you forgot her birthday, but…
It is very very easy to not say “arbitration clock”. Just say that Posey has a bright future as a catcher, and that you’d rather not move him to another position right now. Say that Molina is preforming really well, and that you’d rather let Posey start everyday rather than back him up. Say that even though Posey’s bat is ready, and even though it’s clear he’s going to be very good one day, his glove or game calling skills aren’t quite ready yet. Simply say “this kid is special, there are still some things we want him to work on”.
There are a million easy-to-think-of excuses for not bringing Posey up, that would not only not be offensive to anyone, but would actually compliment Posey, and put a positive spin on the whole thing. It’s not a “good job” to not say the truth – it’s fundamental GM skills. It’s Handling the Media 101. And when the excuse you come up with is both obviously false AND just as offensive as the truth – if not more – it’s not a “good job, but”. It’s a bad job, period.
I was promised lasagna.
Simple.
AA = 12 Step Program for drunks
AAA = Shitty Baseball
by E Ticket on May 12, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, Spring Training And Another Month Or Two At AAA Can Indeed Close The Gap.
I am not saying I expect or think that Posey should come up and play LF now. To finish delaying his arbitration clock this will have to wait until late June and by then whatever gap there is that remains today should be gone.
by giantsrainman on May 12, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So they sent him down to do that in AAA
Awesome
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is why he was sent to AAA to get!
Makes perfect sense!
(does Velez have an option?)
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Arbitration Clock Is Why He Is Down They Just Can't Say This.
by giantsrainman on May 12, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait....what?
Didn’t you say otherwise in about a thousand threads over the last couple of weeks?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
you're right
posts too much
Eugenio Velez: Really fast... at getting picked off. SICK BURN!!
Velez
Option or not?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously MLB Trade Rumors Which I Believed Was Wrong.
by giantsrainman on May 12, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
But you were so strident in your opinion!
How could that possibly be the case?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I Did Research And Could Not Find A Record Of An Injury In 2005.
The only way Velez could have been (and in fact was) eligible for another option is if his 2005 season with the Lansing Lugnuts was not a full season because he spend time on the DL. Turns out this was the case even though my search of the internet could not find a record of this.
by giantsrainman on May 12, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The part that doesn’t make sense to me is why would you be so adamant about something you read on MLBTR? They’re wrong constantly.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Because I Understand The Option Rule And Did Independent Research
When I found no record of Velez having been injured in 2005 I concluded that
MLB Trade Rumors was right and that he did not qualify for a forth option year as he had already played five full professional seasons. It wasn’t just blind faith in MLB Trade Rumors. I tried to verify and the Google let me down by not being able to find any info on a Velez injury in 2005. Still can’t find any info on this but the fact that he was optioned means there had to be one.
by giantsrainman on May 12, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Kill Me Now
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 12, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s going to learn how to catch by playing there once a week?
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He Can't Learn The MLB Staff Catching The AAA Staff.
by giantsrainman on May 12, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Then why didn’t he get much of a chance to catch the MLB staff in ST?
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It Is A Process - He Was At a Different Stage Of The Process Then.
by giantsrainman on May 12, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
So, he’s ready to catch the MLB staff now after catching the AAA staff. This makes sense.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s ready to get ready to catch the MLB staff.
Eugenio Velez: Really fast... at getting picked off. SICK BURN!!
HE’S READY
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
My kids on road trips:
“Are we close yet?”
No, we’re not.
“Are we close to being close?”
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The Process
used to be funny until Jan and Mike got together
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Please tell me this is sarchasm.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
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"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, how do you still have time to post here while producing your new cable news show? Impressive!
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
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WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
If you read closely
There’s nothing to indicate that Bochy actually said Bowker stood to gain playing time. Bochy just said he’ll start in LF tomorrow. That he’ll gain playing time appears to the writer’s (il?)logical conclusion.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 12, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s true. It does say assuming Mark DeRosa is out for a while. You know what they say about assuming
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
When your current playing time is nil, any increase would be significant.
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I am unsure what Andres Torres needs to do to get some respect. His fielding, I thnik, needs no comment: he is clearly top-notch. Now I’m not saying he’s a denied HOFer. But walks rates reflect learned skills, and don’t usually go away, or have artificial bubbles (as BA can and does). And power tends to hold steady, as well. Now Torres’ high value last season (and it was something a bit beyond merely remarkable) came with a BA essentially identical to his current one (.270/.271, and a lower BABIP than last year) and a walks rate actually lower by a good bit than his current rate (.095 vs .157 right now). What’s missing so far is that power. I think anyone who watched him last year—and, for that matter, this year—knowns that his shots were not flukes: when he gets hold of a ball, he really drives it. Whether he is going about things differently this year I can’t say, but we have already seen some power shots to the wall, so I think not. I reckon the dingers will come in time—if he is given that time.
The crux, as with the great majority of batters, is that to keep up the output he is capable of, he needs to play frequently, which i take to mean 2/3 time at a rock-bottom minimum. Before DeRosa was counted out (if he has been, which remains to be seen), the Giants had a set of four decent-or-better-hitting OFs who could each play 3/4 time, which is enough PAs and enough rest (that is, of course, optimistically assuming that Schierholtz’s 2010 is not a SSS pan flash). Now they have three guys who can play, plus that perpetual question mark, Johnnie B.
The smart thing to do (save the snorts) now, if DeRosa turns out to have to go on the DL, would be to rotate Bowker, Rowand, Schierholtz, and Torres on a 3/4-time basis and see what JB can do. The problem, of course, is that the team finally seems to be in contention, so experimenting with JB 3 days out of 4 becomes dangerous if, as many suspect, he is just a AAAA player.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
I’ve been saying since the end of last season that Torres should be used to give Rowand regular rest. I know Rowand isn’t 36 and decaying yet, but the way he plays means that a day off once a week or so wouldn’t be a bad idea to help him stay fresh, and therefore productive, down the stretch.
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Before DeRosa was counted out (if he has been, which remains to be seen)
I think you need to accept the fact that DeRosa is done. I know you want to believe otherwise, but the evidence is mounting.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if you accept the fact that Freddy Sanchez will play this year
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Not before the end of May
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
A ha!
You’ve said we’d never see him play again. Or something like that.
Gotcha!
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
I have a bet with Goofus
If he plays before the end of May, I owe him a beer.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
SANCHEZ UPDATE
San Jose is playing a double header here in Visalia today. SJ won the opener 3-2, and Sanchez had a double and a run scored, 2 walks in 4 ABS. He’s not in the lineup for game 2.
WTF Really?
WHY IS THIS NOT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE SITE?
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 12, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
SANCHEZ
My bad SJ lost 3-2 in the opener. Last night Sanchez went 2 for 4 with 2 doubles, 3 RBI, and a run scored.
WTF Really?
Who is this "Sanchez" people are writing about?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 12, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is this Sanchez?
Alex, I’ll take “Former All-Star and Injury Prone 2nd Basemen” for $800.
WTF Really?
OH!
Loony Tunes
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Natto kills me
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I didn't find it amusing at all
/Natto kills me
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s real odd to see 22gigantes come up on my twitter feed.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
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