Torture Thread the 1000000th
by jponry on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT
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My computer needed a new thread.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Stupid poll question is stupid
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
stupid poll question is stupid
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
/flattered
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
No no no. You imitated me, jerk.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
of course, I just got in my time machine and posted before you.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
hi new thread
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
don’t make me flip my icon
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy Sanchez
Pretty good against 20 year olds.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Shocking
Freddy Sanchez having a good game in Single A
LOL
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
F U D G E
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Eckstein and Blanks make me angry.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeah, seriously. Where the fuck did he come from?
/looks it up
…Venezuela, apparently.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Is he the same Salazar from ARI?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s where Pablo is from.
they get a pass
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
And Zambrano, lol
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
hey a new thread
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
/yawns
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
/spits
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
/burps
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD IT NEVER ENDS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
another ridiculous bloop
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
WHO ARE THESE SCRUBS?????
AND WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GET ON BASE?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
switched from tv to radio.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
well played mauer
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t care, I’m never gonna believe that the Padres are better than the Giants
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
sfgiantsbeat A member of the Padres traveling contingent told me, “It’s nice to see people in the stands.”
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Huh, I made a caption for that picture but it’s not showing up for me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Me neither, unless the caption is Ben Margot – AP.
FireFly reference?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
One third of this team’s lineup is batting under .220… and that’s not counting the pitcher. Why do we suck so hard?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Only fourteen more games against these guys!
All just like this!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
/stabs himself in the ear with a pencil
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Sustainable?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Sit down Hairston
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
it’s still 3-2; if we can avoid some Meh, we should be in good shape to win
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Can't say Medders without saying MEHdders
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yeah, but it feels like 17-2 because
this lineup freaking sucks
there’s help on the way
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
CS! Miami.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That's because he's Salazar and he SUCKS!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
hell yeah.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WE GOT ONE
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
That was satisfyingly wacky
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Yeah, Bengie!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
HOLY CRAP MOLINA THREW OUT A BASERUMMER
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Hey guys.
Shakespeare = Overrated.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
who does he play for?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The London Dialogue Dappers. Or something. I don’t know.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria, on the other hand...
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YOU'RE OVERRATED!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I really think that honkysmkswtfbbq only comes on here anymore to try to get jcb9 mad at him.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
we threw out a would be base stealer!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
What is the meaning of this?
How come our demons aren’t exorcised?
Get to exorcisin’, Giants!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Runner should have been out anyways
Gwynn was over the plate
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Oh baluga
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
FUCKING REALLY?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
When Posey learns how to do that, we will promote him to AA
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Oh my god, Panda.
Torture.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Good grief.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Wait what?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What was that
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
a play where he couldn't see shit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OH GOOD
hairston is up
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Again
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
BAAL LA'ALS
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. I did that.
Remember it.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Cue HR
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
They’re saving that for extra innings.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy this inning: 0-2
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Mehders is actually looking pretty good
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
You just jinxed it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
not again with the fucking jinx stuff haha
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s half of why I said it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
very well nicely done
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Forget Gwynn, get the hitter
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Medders+4 outs in one inning = bad
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Jeez, the San Diego area has some big - assed roaches.
That one’s name is…Ecchstyne?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
Eckstein needs to get plunked.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Kinda sucks when A-Gon’s always on deck.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
cue walk in...
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Ptich-out isn’t looking so smart, suddenly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
throw strikes or whatever
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
BRANDON
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
"Picking a great pitch to steal on"
All of them.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
STRIKES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
OH FOR FUCK SAKE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
aaaggggh
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
746th walk of the game
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
This is a frustrating game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
10 walks!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
fucksticks
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Putting Lost on for good luck
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Really had to throw a fucking curve in the dirt?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
MLOLIINA
GAME CALOLING
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Eckstein getting booed.
Good Giants fans.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I think Giants pitchers are getting bood
for not getting him out
Brandon Medders
I always thought he and Howry ought to be traded like inseparable Siamese twins.
They could alternate being the PTBNL.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
So trade him to Oakland?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
We're going to walk him again
Unbelievable.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Walkzler getting hot
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Walkzler actually made me lol
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT HIM OR GTFO
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
the padres are like that college team that know one knows about but then they show up and kick everyones ass
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
strike, you fuck!
throw them!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus Christ
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL ECKSTEIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Suck it Eckstein
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Eckstein show up the umpire
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
a fucking strike!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
I'm thinking
the pitch around Eckstien to get to Gonzlez only has so much potential for success
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
not a good percentage play
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
It’s what good managers do to win ballgames.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Well some times guys just figure it out
and you forget about their previous 10,000 AB’s
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Oh. So that’s why they’re pitching around Eckstein.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL ECKSTEIN
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
PICK UP YOUR FUCKING BAT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you for wasting all of our time, Eckstein, you jerk
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
HEY FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
GET BACK IN THE BATTER’S BOX YOU FUCKING LITTLE PRICK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yes
he is
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Whatever, Stephanie.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Shush, DJ.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Can it, Michelle.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
How rude.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god, I’m really confused now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re back where we started.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LEY OFF, DANNY!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
idiot
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, crap.
Just saw the score, and realized it’s for all intensive purposes 1 – 0.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
i hate you
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
FINISH THIS LITTLE FUCKER
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE END THIS MOTHERFUCKER
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
MEHDDERS
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think he may have just finished himself.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
TORTURE!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
FUCK EVERYTHING EVER
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
GODDAMN IT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
No bounce in the 3baseman.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
fuck!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Cripes.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I AM GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH ECKSTEIN IN THE FACE
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
this should be on PPV
the angry ladies of MCC vs Eckstein
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I can kick his ass.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It won’t be after Eckstein walks away on the DL.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
(kidding, of course.)
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
sub
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Ugh.
Ugh ugh ugh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
All our pitchers had to do was throw strikes
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
All Medders had to do was throw a strike.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 11, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
All Eckstein had to do was fall off of a bridge.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
11 BB's.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Runzler
As if there hasn’t been enough walks in this game
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
fuck you Mehdders
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Well, the two strikes bought a little more time for runz to warm up….
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
11 walks in this game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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this game is unwatchable
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Painful indeed..
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
E.M.B.A.R.A.S.S.I.N.G.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
MASSIVE SHOOTING SPREE COMMENCING
in 3 … 2…
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
THROW THE FUCKING BALL OVER THE FUCKING PLATE. THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. FUCK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Romo is still there, with B Weez
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
and Sabes
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
FUCK DAVID ECKSTEIN FUCK DAVID ECKSTEIN FUCK DAVID ECKSTEIN FUCK DAVID ECKSTEIN
FUCK DAVID ECKSTEIN
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
/prepares for disaster
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
As the season wears on, my desire for Giants pitchers to throw at certain players skyrockets.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nuclear launch detected
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
lol oh boy
i really wish i was playing starcraft right now and not watching this game.
Established here:
My boy will settle all your concerns.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WHAT DID I SAY
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
With peanut butter?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
actually, forget the sandwich, I’ll just mush up the Nutella and peanut butter in my fingers and suck them
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
It’s a trap! Graham is underage!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
No, no! Let her keep going!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Aren’t there girls your age, Graham?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Not on the internet.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t you have friends who are female?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Friends…….?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL NERD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
17. pfft.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If you need more fingers, I have some.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a bad feeling about this.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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“this isnt good folks”
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s like clockwork. Every time Krukow says that Medders has turned it around, he fucks up.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Miller: "The Giants are hanging by a slender thread..."
Get ready for the dagger.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Been tuning in sporadically while tending to the little ones
Seems like that fucker eckstein has been on every time I look at the screen.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
just a bit high
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Mr. Control
wtf
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
yes. Bring in Runzler when you need someone to throw strikes
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
YES, DO.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
reverse jinx!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t see how bringing in the guy who walks a guy an inning can go wrong in this situation.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
just a bit high
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
FINNISH HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DAN
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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RUNZLER!
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
lol
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m feeling the RUNZ.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
15 LOB for the Padres LOLOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Good part of the lineup coming up. I hope.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
CLUTCH-LER!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
noRunz
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
That was the FIRST good pitching performance by the Giants tonight.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
WOOOOO
BOCHY MUST BE SOME KIND OF MAGICAL WIZARD GENIUS
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
CRISIS AVERTED
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT WE HAVE A PITCHER THAT CAN THROW THREE STRIKES TO A SINGLE BATTER
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
unfortunately we never know which one its going to be.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Applicable for anyone in our bullpen right now.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
On the bright side, the Padres could have even more runs than they do.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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The Padres today are like we were on Sunday.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WHAT THE SHIT DID I SAY
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well, I got here late but the excruciation doesn't take long to feel.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
three straight strikes?
I think I just pooped myself a little bit from shock
neither team deserves to win this game
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
FEED YOUR ANGER
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
Someone needs to just take the ball and go home.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Probably more entertaining than this game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Jesus
Where or why did I see the preview for that movie. I like fucked up movies and I couldn’t bring myself to watch that.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I’ve managed to avoid the trailer so far.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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From what I can gather it takes the torture porn genre of Hostel or Turistas to another level.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I learned about the plot from a feature article on CNN.com.
CNN: Your News Leader.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
15 LOB
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
We must make them lose and feel pain.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The only thing more frustrating than watching this game as a Giants fan
watching this game as a Padres fan.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
they are winning
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
At least they’ve been leading since the second inning.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Make them lose and feel pain!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
'ere you go
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Rally Guy who knew how to beat the Padres
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
No one owned anyone like Barry owned the Pads.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
marketing final tomorrow.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
I won’t be home tomorrow until 730 or so
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Score Four!
Now would be nice
I've seen bums cry, bums scream, and bums squeal. I once saw a bum try to steal my dog's tennis ball. Bad idea bum!
freddy sanchez
2-4 2 2B 3 RBI
/tears left shoulder
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
GREG LUKERSON?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
BRAD CHADFORD?
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Stagnent inside.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
eight ball?
Maybe he had an eight-ball in there — will Runzler strike out Adrian Gonzalez … concentrate and ask again
Oh Pablo.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I hate Luke Gregorson.
So much. This inning’s already over.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
RALLY IBN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
MAYBE IF YOU KEEP HITTING IT TO THE SECOND BASEMEN IT WILL BE A HIT EVENTUALLY
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
I read that as “SECOND BASEMENT”
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
SLUMPING PABLO IS REALLY SLUMPING
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Moron In The Moon
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY MONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gregorson comes in and all of a sudden there are charitable strike calls. What the fuck.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh good, a new and exciting opportunity to strand a runner
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
MONEY
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Why do they run with Whiteside?
Are we that low on position players? Don’t we have somebody fast-ish on the bench?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Fred Lewis
oh, wait….
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I'll take the second caller with the correct answer
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
use a pitcher
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
FRED LEWIS OG WAIT
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN IT HUFF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
suck
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy with the strategy
slow guy for slower guy
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Aubrey. >:(
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Oh, fuck.
C’mon, Jazzy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WOAH
someone .GIF that
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
The bat deserved it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
MR. WHITESIDE
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
WHITEY
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
GREYSIDES VROOOOOM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
esquire
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
STEALSIDE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
haha
Whiteside stole the base
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Whites I'd…
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
i’d like a jazzy dinger
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s due.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
sudo ./dingerz
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
I understand this sorta, but I don’t really know what it means.
I know what sudo does, but what does it mean? And why the . in front of the filename?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
sudo means substitue user do, usually the root.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
or maybe...
python
import dingerz
Whiteside = Speed
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Why doesn't Bork every PR w/ a pitcher?
I’m sure at least one of our guys is faster than Whiteside.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Zito’s usually the pinch-run pitcher.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, Socks
Drive in the run
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Sure, just give me a minute.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, wait.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they let you keep the base for your first major league stolen base?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
shit, that’s who they should give it to
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
no
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
They keep swinging at that slider…
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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To be fair, it’s a good fucking slider.
That Gregorson doesn’t leave up in the zone.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
my mlb.tv is all off
sound is like 5 seconds behind the video
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
My feed’s been a giant pain today.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Your name is feed?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
this game is still frustrating sync’d..you aren’t missing much
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I hate it when people say “you’re not missing much.”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
well, if no one said that, you wouldn’t be missing much
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Clever.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, wtf!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I just turned on the radio feed
it syncs up to the video
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
warping of the time space continuum
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Good take
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
of course
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Boooooooooooooooooo
ribe
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
fuck.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
fuck lukerson!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Aaaaaaand of course.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Crizzap
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Struck out on Ball 4 twice tonight
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
is he like their sergio romo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Huff
“I think it’s in the…LEFT one.”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
BAH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
hey guys, you know what makes me cry?
Comparing 2010 Fred Lewis with 2010 Mark DeRosa.
I was just noticing Fred had another good day and I just had to point that out. :(
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
you are lying!
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
he'll be 38 some day
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
That's YOUR opinion
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
just check Sabean's calendar of to do's
July 14, 2014: Trade top prospect to Toronto for one Fred Lewis.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Not with that attitude.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LET IT GO
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
by Solidarity on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah. Freaking enough already.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
dude, you clearly don't know me!
Things I haven’t let go yet:
1) Trading Mike Aldrete for Tracy Jones in 1988
2) Letting Will Clark walk after 1993
3) How horrible Kim Batiste was in 1996
4) Trading Mark Carreon for Jim Poole in 1996
5) Trading Bill Mueller for Tim Worrell in 2000
I could go on!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
but on the plus side
I got to eat these Monday night:
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
awesome
I’d follow that with like 12 more
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
that would be good!
Instead, though, I followed it with fried soft shell crab.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Are the tears keeping you awake?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Having gotten myself onto Central Time the last few days is keeping me awake, I suspect.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
YAY FRED
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
don't let it go
enough seething bitterness from the fanbase might penetrate Neukom’s fleshy skull
also, because I just got home and am catching up
I’m sure someone pointed this out, but the Eli Whiteside/Bengie late bloomers comparison on the Eli Whiteside Batting Fifth post also makes me cry.
Bengie: became a Major League starter at age 25/26; career minor league line: .299 / .350 / .447
Whiteside: 30 year old career minor leaguer; career minor league line: .244 / .288 / .393
I know the comparison was brought up to show that minor league stats aren’t all that; what it actually proves is that the Giants don’t fucking pay any attention to stats.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
That pissed me off too
But I thought it was actually Baggs who was making that point. Which just makes him wrong.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Yeah, it was Baggs, I think. It’s just that it was a braindead comparison is all, and it was braindead in a way that’s very typical of shit Sabean/Bochy say.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Agreed
When I read that, the first thing I looked up was Bengie’s minor league numbers and transition to the majors. It looks pretty standard, especially for a catcher.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Urgle.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The one before that one was a good take, at least
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I knew Gregorson wouldn’t go into the zone on a full count. There’s no way the Padres will respect Downs.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TTTTTAP
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Man...this Lost ep is aaaawful
3rd to last ep and this? C’mon!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
This isn’t worth staying up for, I’m going to bed! Maybe the Giants will win the game they are playing that’s being broadcast on the radio.
4:45
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
isn’t that kind of like leaving a game early?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants will be facing Heath Bell in the ninth; they’ll see the ghost of Rod Beck, and Beck would’ve said give it your best shot. Giants 4, Padres 3.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Braden's gonna be on Letterman tonight
/fuckin’ A’s
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I just noticed that my PS2 has been on for a week.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
It’s easy to forget sometimes!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Sorry. I meant to turn that off.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
TWHS!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The PS2 was nice and silent. I couldn’t miss my 360 being on.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Dallas Braden, The Feel - Good Story Of The Week
When does he go up against his buddy in pinstripes?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
This.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
It’s going to take another hour to play the last two innings
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Head Chasely
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Good Runz.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shitty ump.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BLANK BLANKIN’ BLANKS!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Strike
Three
For
Dan
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
MOAR WALKS PLZ
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
just one inning without a walk
just one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
too late
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Whaat? Runzler walked a batter?!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Ball 2 was strike 2.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ump’s been making everyone pitch into a thimble tonight.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I don't mind a consistent thimble
but the thimble has been wandering a lot lately
Yes, it has.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bochy on DeRosa
“He’s a tough guy,” Bochy said. “He’s a football player. He was trying to play through this.”
Can we try signing baseball players some time?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Plus
Have you ever really heard of anyone playing well through an injury?
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Didn't tiger woods win a masters with like a broken hip?
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
chasm?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t sure if you were serious. I never heard of the broken hip thing. Though he won the U.S. Open with an F’d up knee a couple years ago.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe
But he had crazy endorphans from all that freaky sex. Or something.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
ATHLETE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not good, i mean, i know you're trying to be bad ass
but just get that shit taken care of
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You know how expensive those are?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
“Could NOT POSSIBLY” indeed.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, RUN 'IM
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Shut the fuck up, Yorvit.
You don’t know shit.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Runzler has already gotten his standard 2 outs
he is spent, get him out of here
TWO!
LOL WUT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TWO!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Hell of an assist by Downs
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
He's a footballer too.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL lucky bastards
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
4-6-3?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I guess so!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
UUUUUUUU!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
DOUBLE PLAY DOWNS!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
EXACTLY AS PLANNED
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
That was great.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
creative infielding/soccer practice
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Football player
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL, NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOCA JUNIORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Now score a run or two!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Your time has expired.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
WIN THE GAME
/douse_self_in_booze
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
I’m expecting a Bowker sighting this inning.
Get on base, Giants hitters.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Is it the 9th already?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay now we could really rip their hearts out if we just score moar runzzz
16 LOB
Kicked ball DP
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I would love to rip their heart out.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oy vey.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
VEY oy.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ikr
this is a disturbing trend.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
It is. I mean, I got nothing against guys who like pictures like that, but. Please. Don’t post ’em so incessantly in the GDT.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m tempted to go find some picture of Chris Evans with his shirt off or something
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I would appreciate that.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG OMG OMG DAN BOYLE MIAMI OHIO
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I was just looking up Chippendales photos.
No, it was just to be snarky in the GDT! Really! Honest!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
i’m tempted to go find some picture of Chris Evans Farley with his shirt off or something
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I was pretty close to posting David Beckham underwear ads at one point because it was weirding me out so much.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm getting fairly sick of these
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are they increasing in appearance? Or you don't like the artistic quality?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
meh, i guess i just don't care
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You don't see to care about anything
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not really, i feel as though if i care too much about something i’m just gonna be hurt in the end
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I see.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I mean, does it make sense or no? happened with sports to me
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
~everyone i know goes away in the end~
and you could have it all
PiKa’s empire of dirt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
something something
squirt
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct
You’ll also miss a lot of great stuff.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
oh i still watch the games, i just don't get into it as much as other people
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I thought you were talking about an overarching life philosophy, if you’re just talking about sports you probably have the right approach.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Well, I like to look at tits as much as the next guy, but I’ve always thought it was weird when a somebody shows me some tits and says, “let’s look at these together. Don’t you want to stroke it so bad right now? I know I do.”
I prefer to be pervy on my own.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
oh that is just messed up, it really is
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I knew a guy in high school who thought I was gay for two years because I didn’t participate and got uncomfortable when he talked about hot bitches.
So yeah.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I got asked out by a gay guy Sunday night at the bar, for some reason i gave him my number, i don’t remember doing it though
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I mean, yeah. There’s a LOT more to the discomfort than that I prefer to be pervy on my own. But the whole “let’s get hard together” thing (sans homosexual context) is one aspect of it that is tough for me to understand.
Boy’s club behavior is weird.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No homo.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
One of the main reasons I’ve never been to a strip club.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I feel the need to post this photo again now
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
That's...
well…it’s something, that’s for sure.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yes.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Slingbox
Anyone know if it’s any good?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
yea, it's awesome, i'm using it now to watch the giants, i use it for every sport
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nice. I’m thinking about getting one for my dorm room.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
it's a one time payment and it's pretty sick
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
One time payment? Hm. That sounds a lot better than getting a digital converter box, even if that’s cheaper.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, all you need to pay for is the box itself, and that's it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sweet.
I think I will be getting one, then.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, go for it, just got to figure out which one
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah. I think I’m just gonna go for the most basic one there is.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, that's what i use, and it's pretty good
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I have no cable, but I was thinking about buyin Mom and Dad a sling box.
They live in SF, I don’t.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Some call it a Kaiser box
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
They left zero on base that inning
The times they are a changin
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
OMG THIS IS PAINFUL TO WATCH
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I've blacked out for 5 straight days, i'm not doin that tonight
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
this game should drive me to drink
alas, I am too old
yea dude, i'll start back up on sunday or monday
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Should have graduated, but ONE MORE SEMESTER
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Take the Big Fist and rearrange that cockeyed hat angle, sheesh...
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Way too much.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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really? do you got to buy a beer too?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Beer sold separately.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Now would be a good time for Nate to hit his first home home run.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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um
wut? He hit one on the road trip
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Home home run.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ahem
home home run.
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I can read.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
He hasn’t hit a home run at home yet.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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i know
my I realized my “I can read.” comment didn’t read as self-deprecatingly as it sounded in my head a couple of seconds after I posted it.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
read as:
now would be a good time for natto to hit his first home run
also: nate hit one in florida
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
looks like the jokes on me
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
fail
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
And the first base ump sucks at check swings.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He went around?
If that was going around, Blanks swung twice on his 5th inning walk.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Rally Giants baseball
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Nice rack!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
hey that looks fun!
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants training room.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Weekend at Lars’
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Downs-AAAA player
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Remember when Matt Downs was good
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
remember when the warriors were good?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That was awesome.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NATE THURMOND, BITCHEZ
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
that was awesome
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I'll take the FIRST caller with the correct answer
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
So Downs isn't a .350 hitter after all?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
oh man
RALLY CARRIE!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
HAW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY GYLLENHAAL
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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thank you subject line
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The only reason I would be upset with this is because he’s an absolutely atrocious actor.
by itlynstalyn on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Now...on a female those aren't called pecs.
Make a note of it.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Jessie James is probably an awful singer (? never heard of her).
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Just checked out a song
Pop country is basically the definition of bad music. And that’s most likely not her voice.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
It’s her voice, and she can actually play an instrument, so to me not bad music.
Bottom line she’s much better at her job than Jake is at his.
by itlynstalyn on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant it’s probably gone through so much studio work that she doesn’t really sound like that at all.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Meh
She’s definitely not bad, much better than I expected, but nothing special. In that regard, she’s exactly Gyllenhaal.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Apples to oranges. I saw PofP and it was absolutely fucking terrible, mainly due to his awful acting.
by itlynstalyn on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, yeah
Prince of Persia though. What did you really expect. Video games are almost never even decent movies. He was pretty awesome in Jarhead and I’ve heard he was really good in Brokeback Mountain and Zodiac.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Awesome in Jarhead?
He was atrocious in Brokeback and forgettable in Zodiac. I forgot he was even in that movie.
by itlynstalyn on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree to disagree, we’ll never see eye to eye on this one. I’ll give him October Sky and Donnie Darko, he’s been terrible in everything since then.
by itlynstalyn on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
lol judging someone on a video game movie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol at not knowing who Boaz Yakin, Doug Miro or Carlo Bernard are before deciding whether or not a video game movie should have good acting
by itlynstalyn on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
what
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Boaz Yakin – Writer of Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, Dusk Till Dawn 2
Wonder why he’s not well known.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
He’s a producer/director Hostel/Death in Love/Remember the Titans and has Sympathy for the Devil coming out and has a huge overall deal at Touchstone. He’s well known.
by itlynstalyn on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hostel
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Eli Roth is a fucking hack.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Should I assume you hate Inglorious Basterds?
by itlynstalyn on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Inglourious Basterds. And Roth was mediocre in it but fine for what he needed to be. But Eli Roth is a piece of shit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Agreed.
Guys who create their fantasy worlds on screen and then pass it off as biting social commentary and satire are the worst kind.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I have not seen it because I can not stomach Quentin Tarantino anymore. I need like one more year away from him.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Tarantino should just go indulge
in his necrophelia and spare us his “films”
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting. It’s definitely his second best movie behind Pulp Fiction obviously. I’d break down and see it if I were you.
by itlynstalyn on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
As somebody who doesn’t like Tarantino (even Pulp Fiction), I can still say Inglourious is a great film, and not the least bit pretentious like all his other ones.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
It’s not even anything about his films. I’ve liked them when I’ve seen them. I just really can’t stand that guy, and I can’t stand the thought of watching something and thinking the whole time about how that guy is behind the lens. About how Tarantino is being my eyes. I don’t know why it bothers me so much. I don’t have this reaction with anybody else.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
“No, I’m more offputting.”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Kids, kids, you’re just both absolutely……..terrible.
by itlynstalyn on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
GIVE ME THE DAGGER!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
DON’T PRESS YOUR LUCK
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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RUN
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
Save us Bowker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh yeah. Mike Adams.
Adams owns our ass about as hard as Gregorson does.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Come on, Bowker
Cove it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Haha Toby
CAL HAS THE AXE!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Toby has the bucks and the babe
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
but Stanford finished higher anyway
and Cal went to the toilet bowl in Bakersfield, as I recall
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Same overall record, Stanford was one game better in the Pac-10. And Cal played their bowl in San Diego, fwiw.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
LOL CAL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YOU STOP THAT
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CAL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY ARE YOU GANGING UP ON ME?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Because we can?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CAL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I SAID STOP THAT, YOU!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CAL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU MADE ME DO IT!
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
GO FRESNO STATE
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CAL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY CARRIE
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
Who is Toby? What axe?
I don’t understand.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Toby Gerhardt
winner of the Doak Walker award and second in Heisman voting.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Intense staring contest is intense.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That was hilarious
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
C’mon, Bowker.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Did Miller just say
THat derosa’s offseason surgery was a total failure?
Did I really just hear that?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
That's what he said
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don’t get it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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it was
hes going to have to have it again
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
And Sabean signed him for 2/12
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I am really having a hard time conceiving that amount of fail
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
rentaria played a ton of games for us with a season long injury
why not derosa?
Because Renteria sucked.
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As opposed to post-St.-Louis-trade DeRosa?
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
My point is, Renteria played injured and sucked. Ergo, DeRosa playing well while injured is somewhat unlikely. Science, and all that rot.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Seriously
how can a major league GM sign a guy who isn’t that good in teh first place, was not anywhere near healed from offseason surgery, and do it for a premium?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Fred Lewis sux.
(LOL NOT LETTING IT GO SUCK IT HATERZ)
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
FOR TWO YEARS!!!!!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that good?
He was worth 11.6 WAR from 2006-2009.
That’s pretty good.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
This is the team that removed the wrong rib from Noah Lowry.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
seriously
if they’d removed the correct one, at least they’d get a woman out of it
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
career= over
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Yeah, but maybe DeRosa will be able to play through it, like he did last year with St. Louis!!!
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Adams’s pitching motion is annoying.
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Gah
That was Lewisian.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Looked low
What say gameday?
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Outside corner.
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Darn, thanks for the report.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Well he took strike 3 called
Trade to Toronto
Why am I watching this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm watching Justified
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Because the Giants have are just clutch enough to give you hope, despite being something like 2-6 in 1-run games.
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to watch Matt Cain hit a two run pinch home run in the ninth FTW
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Longest 3-2 game ever.
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Grumblecake.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
cowboy joe west says
SPEED UP THE GAME!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
about to go 0 and 4 against this shit team
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
their team might be shit, but our GM is shittier
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a 1-2-3 inning from sergio would be nice
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
a 1-2-3 inning from sergio would be nice
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Does last inning count as a 1-2-3, with the DP?
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LOL, my girlfriend pretending to care about the giants game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
last weekend
my girlfriend says to me “you need to explain this whole fantasy baseball, fantasy football thing to me.” So I did, and now she has no interest at all.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
that's exactly what I told her.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
did you use Pokemon as analogy?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
what analogy?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a common response in the boyfriends or girlfriends of Giants' fans
It’s a survival instinct. After you lose a close ugly game, the last thing you want is your significant other saying something like “what’s the big deal?” If he or she roots alongside, than he or she can feign anguish alongside you. Makes their lives much easier.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
My wife is really good at humoring my Giants-related misery. Also my Giants-related pointless anecdotes from 20 years ago. And y’all know how I am with those.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
My partner and I have an understanding
He’s a very competitive amateur volleyball player, and he’s a total jerk when he loses. Just inconsolable. Exactly the way I am when the Giants lose, except… at least he PLAYED in his game. I just sat in the stands. So we let each other be jerks.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
mine tells me to pick a better team
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
My best friend tells me that. Then I say to her, “LOL MARLINS.”
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, I'm sorry :(
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
least she pretends
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we are spoiled with the normal quick tempo of our games
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
good point
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
SERGIO
FINISH HIM
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JAZZ FEET
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
Been a few PU’s to Juan tonight
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
Right on cue!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
…and another
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
For the Gwynn.
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In some series between San Diego and the Blanks earlier this year I noticed for the first time the media has dropped the "Jr".
I thought it was a misprint.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY THUGNIFICENT
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I'm just an average crack dealer!
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UPLIFTING HIS OBAMAS
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
first inning in the entire game
where SD doesnt reach base
I want to see Heath Bell have a save blown.
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It's been done.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
RALLY PICTURES!
NOW!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
Now it’s time for the greatest comeback in Giants history.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
Shift A
OMG LOST
FFFFUUUUUUUUU David Eckstein. Ughhhhhhhhh
Giants fans are into it.
Kind of nice.
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RALLY RALLY
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
Awesome
NEEDZ MOAR SUBARU
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit MLB.tv
This commercial break can’t possibly be several minutes long…missed the entire top half of the 9th?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
RALLY "Heath Bell Sucks" GIS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Caption this
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY FAT GUY ON BIKE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY GIS RESULT FOR "BLOWN SAVE"
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No.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NO
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU WILL TAKE YOUR LOSS AND LIKE IT.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE HELL, SCOTT?!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
Here comes the fail
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WOW TAKE A PITCH YOU MOTERFHFUCKER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Eh, first pitch fastball was probably gonna be his best pitch to hit.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
he popped up weakly to right field
your argument is invalid
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just because it was a good pitch to hit doesn’t mean he hit it well. It’s Scott.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Don’t try and take a pitch or anything, Scott.
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Goddam Rowand
You’re blowing a lot of good will here…
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
RALLY FAT CLOSER
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Vertical blinds!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
FIRST PITCH OUT!
FUCK.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
There should be a rule about this.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
like take a pitch?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
RALLY MISTAKEN IDENTITY ON 70S SITCOMS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RALLY WHO
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Rally who?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rally Kerry
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
why the long face
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS GAME
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
stick your butt out there
take one for the team
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Someone said this to me once
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
she?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
This is not an important enough game to break out the Rally Toaster. Its proven to work, but only in moderation.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
Actually I am, since I am the keeper of the Rally Toaster. What do you do aroung here?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
oh
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY FAT CAT
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY FALCON PUNCH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
lulz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WHAT A PAINFUL GAME
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
Do something good Panda
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
RALLY SULTAN OF THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
RALLY HEATH'S TEENYBOPPER COUSIN
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no wai!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
grumblecake
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wow, the strike zone just doubled in size.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Shitty ump is still shitty.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rallye Break outta your slump, Panda
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Break Outtta Your Rally Slump Panda
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
ump just wants to go home
I can’t blame him, and I am home
He’s part of the problem, not part of the solution.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Don't worry guys
Eli Whiteside is there to protect Panda
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Eli whiteside is hitting cleanup now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s blooming right before our eyes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Tired ump is tired
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
FUCK WORK LETS DRINK SAKE
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid game
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
Thank you for not swinging at that
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Baserunners!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY PANDA
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panda walk with me
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RALLY EMPEROR NORTON
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
Don't worry
Whiteside is up.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Make them pay, Eli.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
On a heartbreak beat
playin’ owll naiight long
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Padres bullpen exceeds the quality of the Giants bullpen
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Bowker? has he hit yet?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
K
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
He tried to…..
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
and here comes Eli whitesi……….
sigh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
WhiteSIGHd
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Oh, nice! Much better than mine
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Justice would be served if Eli hit a homer here.
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Yes it would.
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Come on Whitey
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
We need a Rally Rasputin
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
RALLY EVIL LAURA PALMER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol
one of the worst movie scenes ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The whole movie...ALL of Lynch's movies...are fantastic and horrible by turns.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the movie for the most part
but that scene was really difficult to get through
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The most discouraging part for me...
There isn’t a single guy in this lineup who can be counted on to actually hit right now.
Santana said it best: “I ain’t got nobody that I can depend on”.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
MAKE THEM
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
I missed it, why was Bengie taken out?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
pinch runner
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Yup, that's the Eli Whiteside happy zone
/whiff
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Here comes the clutch K!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I can’t stop laughing for some reason. perhaps I have gone insane.
Wait! We have DeRosa!
oh wait.
Rohlinger!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions
That was a ball
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Like he's gonna walk, anyway
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
That was a dainty swing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
TORTURE!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Eli
He hangs ’em, you bang ’em
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions
SLOLME GUYS JUST FIGURE IT OUT
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
He will hit a HR, but Eckstein will catch it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions
I can’t believe we’re relying on Whiteside to save us.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I can
I so, so can
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
98% of the league's cleanup hitters
would’ve hit that hanging slider out of the park.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Still alive
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
If the game ended on that…
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Hmm
A walk would be fantastic
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I’m having a fucking heart attack
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Don't you have the I - Cardiac app?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
Eli Whiteside
Still Eli Whiteside.
Needsmorepozeeplz?
Fail.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
k thx by
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BALL 4 ELI
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
AWESOME
Almost as awesome as the time Canseco convinced his manager to let him pitch an inning, blew out his elbow, and missed the rest of the season.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Ball four, Whiteside.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Of course it ends that way
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Thank you for swinging at ball four to end the game
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
YOU JUST COULDN’T TAKE BALL FOUR COULD YOU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Anagram of "Eli Whiteside"
I WISHED ELITE
sigh…
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
I want those past 5 hours of my life back
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
This game should have ended an hour ago.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Another reason why you don't bat Molina cleanup
Bork would never understand this, of course.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions
Giants baseball: Torture
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What's worst about this
It’s just terrible that the farm system is utterly devoid of catching talent. Just nobody could have taken Whiteside’s place.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Hey
There’s Steve Holm!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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THEY'RE FARMERS NOT BASEBALL PLAYERS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Upside to being home:
- My kids are awesome
- Sleep in own bed
Downside to being home:
- Not in New Orleans
- LOL Florida
- Now again obliged to watch the fucking Giants
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
well, time for Lost
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Yeah, why would you swing at the same pitch thrown seven times consecutive? Because you’re an asshole.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
but but
what were the odds that he would throw the same pitch that seventh time! eli was sure it was going to be something different
I hope the entire Padres bullpen comes down with testicular torsion. Around Eckstein’s throat.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I hate Whiteside.
I hate Bochy.
I hate the Padres. All of them.
I hate the Hairstons. All of them.
I hate Sabean.
I hate Eckstein.
I hate Ecksteins twin
I hate Eckstein’s .310 OBP. It mocks me.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
poor panda
At least my hair is sexy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ump would have called it strike three. Just because he’s a dick and probably a Dodgers fan.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
Hey kdl
Please kill Eckstein.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
also
Eli Whiteside: not a handsome man
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Some would disagree with you.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I don’t disagree. I just don’t understand why I irrationally like him.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
SILVER HAIRED SEX FOX
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Never before have I heard the phrase “sex fox.”
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, get used to it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i like his hair
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
His hair’s cool. And his accent. Otherwise, idk.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure I’ve ever heard him speak.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
It’s a southern drawl, basically.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Blerg.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
His hair is interesting in the same sort of way that Matt Willams’s Completely Bald With A Ring Of White Old Man Hair Around The Back At Age Twenty hair was interesting.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
How did he become a major league catcher and Posey is in AAA.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
super two?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Sabean just said that has nothing to do with Posey being in the minors, y’know. For whatever a Brian Sabean statement is worth.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
IIRC, you cannot explicitly say that or you will get greived by the players association
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You can’t say that you’re keeping a guy in the minors to avoid super two, right. But that’s not the same as coming out and specifically saying that that’s NOT why he’s in the minors.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
But what are you supposed to say if asked a direct question about it? “Well…that’s not NOT why he’s in the minors. < wink >”?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I like his beard though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Beard envy.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Why can’t one man openly admire another man’s beard without it being beard envy just once?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
ADMIT IT.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Because you have a failbeard.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, nobody here has actually seen my beard since last year’s night at the yard. And that was poorly groomed, as opposed to wild and free.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Natto might have, but I don’t know if that was actually him I made eye contact with after snuggie night.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Why can't they beat the fucking Padres? WHYYYYYYYYYY!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions
Oh hey the Tories are now in charge of Britain
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Yorvit?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
nod nod nod
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Tory Hunter?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Byrnes’ tie is ugly.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions
Byrnes
“The key of the game was the Padres bullpen.”
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Gregorson, Adams, and Bell own our asses on a consistent basis.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OMG ERIC BYRNES
i thought he was softball
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE IN THIS DIVISION EXCEPT MAYBE THE DIAMONDBACKS
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions
INCLUDING THE GIANTS
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
THEN GO BE A DBACKS FAN YA JERK
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
And after that game
We get these three clowns.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
my reaction
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, guys, don't forget!
Buster Posey is not ready and the minor leagues are stupid and stats there don’t mean anything even though it’s well documented that they correlate with Major League performance!!!!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Sometimes guys just figure it out.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys who figure it out: Eli Whiteside, Eugenio Velez
Guys who don’t: Buster Posey
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Posey with a hit and two cheats tonight.
Figures those AAA pitchers can’t throw strikes.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
add Fred Lewis, Kevin Frandsen and John Bowker to your “don’t” list
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
correlate?
what are you a nerb or something?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
YEAH, NOW WHADDYA THINK ABOUT TEH RIBEYEZ!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Oh good. A Giants loss immediately followed by Gary Radnich
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions
Salt + wound
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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repeat.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Radnich?
Seriously, quick poll: Does anyone actually enjoy this guy after Giants games?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I don’t enjoy that guy ever.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He's possibly the worst radio guy I've ever heard.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
i love gary radunich. i know, i know
/banned
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know anything about Gary Radunich.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
wut
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
you wouldn't be saying the same thing if the giants had won
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL BYRNES
I can’t believe he just said that.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
CSN could not find someone better then Byrnes?!?!?!!?!?!
this is a new low
Hahahaha
Oh poor Byrnsie.
Just zinged himself.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
That was amazing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
what a waist.
I could have been sucking on razor blades for the past four hours.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL WASTE
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
What a waist!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Good story:
Sportscenter anchor was doing a highlight where Troy Glaus hit a home run against Matt Bush. In I presume) a botched pun, he said “Bartender, pour me a bush.”
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Radnich is especially insufferable after a loss because all he really wants to do after every game is criticize the Giants, so when the Giants lose, you can almost see his “YES WE GET TO INSULT THE GIANTS” boner through his pants.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And then they ramble about Bochy not talking about Zito, not realizing that it was against the rules. Way to be, guys.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
THAT'S THE MCCOVEN LOL!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have a boner through my pants right now. We can all have boners together.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s talk about our boners together
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Mine is average sized, but above-average hard.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
/looks around uncomfortably
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
It needed to be said, and you know it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Where’s Bruce Jenkins’s Boner when you need him!?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
too lazy to sign in
probably
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Do you need the beads, or…?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You keep yours. I have plenty.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If your "YES WE GET TO INSULT THE GIANTS" boner lasts more than four hours
congratulations, you are a member of the lunatic fringe
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
phew I can finally take that shower in sodium hydroxide I've been meaning to get to all night.
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
Can everyone officially...
Hate the shit out of the padres already? I feel like there’s not enough hate going around, just irritation. But they are annoying the fuck out of me!
Now that we’re 0-4 against them this season, yes.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
they have david eckstein
I FUCKING HATE HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SORRY FOR NOT HATING ENOUGH FOR YOU! GRR! GRR!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I pretty much hate the fuck out of them.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Eckstein definitely fuckin sucks.
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait till the time when all 2002 Angels are out of major league baseball.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
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