The Second GameThread
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That poor dog
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOVE ACTS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What is Zito doing to the dog?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Zito humping a dog.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL BOWKER
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
AUGH HAIRSTON
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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The one game the Giants try to be patient, LeBlanc is throwing strikes. Fucker.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ask and ye shall receive.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 11, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That’s more like it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
z
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
THE PANDA IS ON THE MOVE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PANDA POWER!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Go Panda Go!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Woo Hoo
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
PABLOOEY
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The Gooey Pablooey!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 11, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
/clicks subject line
/pauses
/unclicks
/pauses
/clicks again
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Way too much animal humping in this thread already...
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
It’s Furry Night.
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RALLY ANIMAL HUMPING
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
PANDA!!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Home cookin!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
Been thinking RF first two ABs
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Not trying to do too much with it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
how will we strand a runner this time?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Quiet. you.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL UPGRADE 2 PRO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It's Bengie!!
He’s so money! He’ll get the run home. Just you wait!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Shocked panda is shocked
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
lulz
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
really reacting to sneezing cub one
in case you haven’t seen original
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Torrealba is so fucking irritating
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just what I was thinking.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Sit still you stupid fuck
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
+109 billion
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda a trois!!!
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on May 11, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
“across his letters” . Kruk that was at his eyes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Get that run in, Bengie.
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It’s so pleasantly weird to see Bengie taking pitches like that.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Panda scalps!
Get yer Panda scalps here!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Yay Molina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PATIENT MONEY!
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MONEY CHEATING THE GAME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DAWG
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie cheating the game!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
how many Shawons is that now?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HENSLEY
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Whoo
Go Bengie!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
B-B-B-Bengie cools his jets
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Do they sell Bengie fat suits too?
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on May 11, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Almost
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Argh. Hit it foul.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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foul by a gnats pube
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
AUDREY HORNE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YAY HUFFY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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HUFFING PANDA FAT!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Huffy!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
All started by a Panda triple!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Let there be Jazz.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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28!
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27 straight taken pitches!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
What IS happening?
Molina’s walks
Uribe not swinging at 26 straight pitches.
This is unpossible
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
there should be a stat on most PA with no swings
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Holy shit Uribe!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
28!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Lose the bat, Juan
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BROKE THE STREAK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I wonder what the MLB record is for most consecutive pitches seen and not swinging
Adopted: David B. Flemming
And there goes the streak.
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THE STREAK NOOOOO
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
I’m way behind on account of MLB.tv via the phone, but I’m still scratching my head — I thought LEFTEEZ CANT HIT LEFTEEZ
And so it came on the 29th pitch
Uribe swung.
And it was good.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I think Uribe just woke up.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I was hoping for 30.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
my kid is slow
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
BOOOOOOO!!!!!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
He can still go for a 6th walk.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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are they gonna wear this on memorial day?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK THAT.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Haha I'm going that day. Maybe it'll look better far away in the stands.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
can't they just have a fireworks show etc....
its not like people dont know what day it is or what they are celebrating
and 4th of July, and 9/11, and…
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
if we make it to the world series
veterans day
by russian.tank on May 11, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
but...
AMERICA!!!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Pokémonz?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Um
Wow
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
two straight swings
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
/looks around
/tightens gloves
/fiddles with bat
/warms up ball
/spits
/tightens gloves
/calls time
/tightens gloves
Looks for a sign...
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
/steps into box
/leaps forward
/kicks bat twice with each foot
/hits helmet
/steps back, out of box
/practice swing
/steps into box
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 11, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He does? Did I forget one? I was doing Panda.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 11, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo only does that before an AB.
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True.
And I love it. But it does leave the pitcher standing there for a while. I’ll bet it comes up at some point in a ‘speed up the game’ conversation.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 11, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not even that long. He’s pretty good about getting into the box and getting set quickly when he’s done.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ball 4
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Damn.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Probably should have taken that one.
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He was going to swing at the no matter what.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
"A very valuable member of this Giants offense"
until Sanchez is healthy…
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Sadly
He is
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol forever not until
The machine is broken. Uribe will always be valuable.
No GIDP = WIN
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Someone brought an Eli Whiteside sign.
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LOL TORTURE SIGN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Rally Iron man of hockey
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Have you heard about the injury he’s playign through tonight?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
He has herniated balls from blocking a shot last game, taken to the hospital they thought it ruptured. It’s like the size of a grapefruit or something and he’s back on the ice 1 day later.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
No....
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Herniated Balls????
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Is that like a herniated dics?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I don't know i just call it herniated balls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwmAyOGWOMU
whatever is the medical terms for getting hit so hard in the balls it nearly ruptures and is the size of grapefruit.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Rowand plays Balls out.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I like walking Jazzy better than hacking Jazzy
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
GIANTS BASEBALL....TORTURE
MCCOVEN!!!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Last 7(?) PA – 6 BB, 1 K, 1 AB?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
5 BB, 1 HBP, 1 K
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HE’S BATTING 0.00 IN HIS LAST & AB’s!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Who was that with the TORTURE sign?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 11, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
hahahahaha rad
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 11, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Downs Fan Club?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
swing the bat, Downsie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL "Downsie"
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Bah.
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That was inside
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
MATT, YOU DON'T WALK YOUR WAY INTO SABES' HEART
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Pitch Count Update
Zito: 58
LeBlanc: 64
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
First time ever?
I think we are surely cheating, or we got our guys juiced or something. THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE!
Remember, with one more out last game, the opposing pitcher had thrown 98 pitches.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wade LeBlanc is your master.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
More like Matt Downs is still hitting .341.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
three years running
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Why show Willie Mays as a Met?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Zito’s pitching pretty OK tonight
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Zito’s ERA
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Lars
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DO NOT FUCKING WANT, but ok
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
DID YOU!?!?!? DID YOU!?!?!?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Can’t win without runs. Can’t get runs without hits. Can’t get hits without swinging the fucking bat.
sure you can
Uribe had an RBI walk in the last game they played.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
It’s different on a 3-2 count.
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BARRY
FINISH HIM
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Speaking of...
I’m thinking of just watching the finale, having not seen the show since “Walkabout.” I am going to relish being so… lost… in the story.
Fuckin’ Padres need to stop fouling that shit off.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
On the radio sounds like it's in SF.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
PADRES BASEBAZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Oh come on Barry
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BUT THEY’RE SAFE!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been trying to figure out if they break some sort of rule.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Rule of fashion.
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The sister in law was going to turn their cat into the pound, so we took it for the time being, and it is battshit craziness in my apartment. I haven’t slept worth a shit in 3 nights.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck that shit. It’s Oscar fucking Salazar.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Luis Saladbar?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh.
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Throw a ground ball
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
NOW!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
For the record, the Padres are 3rd in the league in strikeouts.
Fuck the Padres.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ZITLOL
Nothing like walking the leadoff hitter after being ahead 0-2.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Lol, timmeh and cain both thinking zito's funny, "hats off to ya"
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Rats off to ya!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SALAZAR...
What a douche! How dare you make a former cy young turn out of nowhere beastly boss pitch you 10 pitches and get walk!
What’s a “boss pitch”
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
"beastly boss"
Only boss pitch is timmeh’s change.
Ok
What’s a “beastly boss”?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah. Is that what the cool kids are saying nowadays?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, Zito.
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Since Sunday!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 11, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
On the bright side, at least Zito isn't throwing a lot of pitches
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Get some outs, Zito.
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THROW MF'N STRIKE, please
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Crap
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Come on Zito
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Mother fucker. I HATE THE FUCKING PADRES.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
crapoopap
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Triple play please.
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pitchfx says bautista got jobbed
on two or three balls
Sounds like “good” Zito got left behind in NY
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
GAME OVER
THE PADRES WILL WIN THE WEST
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Wow.
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Of course it’s a successful bunt.
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Seriously, it could have at least broken a finger or two
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLEBLANC
ZITLOL
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
The giants are going to go 0-10000 against the Padres this year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dude, they only play like 51 times. You're crazy.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Way to hustle LeBlanc
You might have beat that one out
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
It’s the Giants vs. the Padres. This should not be a bullpen game. For fuck’s sake.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hairston on Deck.
:(
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
THere are only two playing in this game.
http://genforum.genealogy.com/hairston/
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
He already did.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Zito = Sanchez
Bring in affeldt for a triple play please.
I hate the Padres more than I hate the Dodgers.
I expect this from games against the Dodgers.
Not the Padres.
NOT THE PADRES.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
OH
MY
GOD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hate the Padres!
They are the kryptonite of all the giants. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Giants win for Zeets please!
I think Hairston said, “Luck!”
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THROW STRIKES, [GIANTS PITCHER THAT USED TO BE REALLY BAD THEN WE THOUGHT HE BECAME GOOD BUT NOW WE'RE NOT SURE]
That took so long to type that the at bat is over.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
It's just the Padre's he'll be fine next outing.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Fuck...
Hairsturd gets traded and just keeps coming back. He is like herpes ( I have heard).
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
I like it when Scott Hairston audibly swears in disgust.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Eckstein up next. D:
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Not even. The Padres have just been fucking obnoxious tonight. Zito’s thrown 11 pitch at-bats to SCOTT HAIRSTON and OSCAR SALAZAR. They just refuse to die. Especially David Eckstein.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Walk Babe fucking Eckstein
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Oooh i loathe this meddlesome hobbit
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
and here I thought I wouldn't need to reach for the paint thinner this time.
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 11, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Try lacquer thinner. Faster, stronger better
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I repeat
THROW STRIKES, [GIANTS PITCHER THAT USED TO BE REALLY BAD THEN WE THOUGHT HE BECAME GOOD BUT NOW WE’RE NOT SURE]
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Get this guy out.
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watching the pitcher just go up there and throw pitches nowhere near the zone is so frustrating
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bullpen is up. This is gonna get ugly fast.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Won’t Eckstein just die already
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Yay walks.
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SHIFT A
I HATE THE PADRES ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE ZITOS SPOTTY COMMAND TONIGHT
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Kruk, I don’t think he pitched around Eckstein, I think he just can’t throw a strike.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think he’s tired from these long stupid-ass at-bats to fringe major leaguers like Oscar Salazar.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NOOO MEDDERS
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
At the rate he's going, he'd miss
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Didn't they check IDs?
Oliver Perez obviously posed as Zito and came here on the plane back from NY.
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My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
No one here gets out alive.
OPEN BASE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fuck.
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
YEAH, FUCK YOU, PADRES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Eckstein > Gonzalez
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I’m going to get dinner, fuck this shit and Eckstein and LeBlanc and Eckstein(yes twice!) and A Gon and the Dodgers.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Fuck Eckstein twice?
Not tall enough the first time?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Bad inning
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus prefers the Giants
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Woody lives again!
Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.
In Bip's words "we lost that inning"
Until our top of the order scores like 20 runs!
Nt gd sldr
Fears Venezuela
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I think any LF that doesn’t have a broken leg gets to that
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez would’ve gone back to the wall and let it drop in front of him then soccer kick it into triple’s alley.
Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.
True. But to be fair, Velez isn’t a LF or much of anything.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He makes a decent door stop
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
100m dash?
Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.
VROOOOOOMMMM
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
11 flat
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Saw this happen last year.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Is this game really in SD?
Because I keep hearing cheers for the Giants, lots of them.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
It’s in San Francisco.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wha.
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Do they pinch hit for Zito this inning?
Bochy’s the manager, so my guess is no.
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If it’s bad Zito or Medders. I go with bad Zito
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Zeets at 83, does he pitch one more?
Oh yeah we have bork, either he plays him until he breaks his arm or he pulls him now.
awww
noah lowry?
i haz a sad
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
My first Giants game I went to he pitched it....
They ended up losing, but at least I saw Klesko’s splash hit! Great memories poor noah why can’t you be good again. =(
Oh Noah
How I miss you.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Poor Noah Lowry, career done
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LEFTIES CAN'T HIT LEFTIES!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER
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Let's not get carried away here.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
He was the best player on a bad team in a tough year
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FUCK ALL HAIRSTONS
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
by GiantPain on May 11, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I still hate all Hairstons.
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Why the hell was the SS there?
Stupid defensive coordinator
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Nate’s been pulling the ball, so they were probably shifted marginally.
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LOL
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Why is Amy talking so loudly?
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I don't want to answer that.
And Zeet hit a double like that one dude with the long hair got 2 cy youngs and espn still barely talks about him.
I think she is braying.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Sanchez is with SJ?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is SJ the name of his surgeon?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Who is this Freddie Sanchez?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Jonathan’s dad?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wasn't he on The Wonder Years?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
ZEETS
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 11, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY
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BARRY BARRY
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LOL BLANKETY BLANKS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SHOOTIN BLANKS LOL
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BLANK THE BLANKS
/Vic’d
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Def. Fail
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
I’ve been checking in and out. But I think I’m glad that I’m not really watching this one.
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
Blooper to shallow left. Blanks couldn’t nab it with the dive.
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LOL ZITO
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
OT: i know im late with this
but i would like to take this opportunity to say RIP 2010 Cleveland cavaliers and RIP to lebrons cleavland career
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Orlando will win it all.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Carter could fall over dead and they would still win it all.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
It's going to be the Magic over the Suns.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL ZITO
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Man, Blanks is a big dude
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Reminds me of Lurch.
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BARRY BARRY BARRY
OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA LETS GET SOME RUNZ FOR RUNZLER!!!
wtf
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Obama was called Barry as a child, according to Dreams From My Father.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 11, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
He also went by Barry while at Harvard.
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are you drunk or something?
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 11, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s either drunk, 11 years old or a drunk 11 year old
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
No. He’s just waffles
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Even Pika doesn’t post like this when he’s drunk. Or at least, not that I’ve seen.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
what the actual fuck
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a hit, Scott.
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F U C K
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Fuck You Blanks
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ugh.
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gah
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Of course he catches that
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK THE PADRES
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, crap of all poops!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Whatta catch
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
They said Blanks can't play the field. :(
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FUCKING BLANKS GIVETH AND TAKETH AWAY
WHY IS VELEZ
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Good
I don’t have shit to watch after baseball is over and am always working during games. Go longggg, but score fucking runs.
Of course, Zito had the best AB of them all.
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Instant out
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Bowker
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Torres is batting second?!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Way to make him work Andres
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
I want these Padres murdered in the most humiliating way possible.
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They’re all professional hitters, you know.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 11, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunga Dunga is VERY humiliating
But the Padres would like it
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re going to need at least 2 more runs, Giants. Please keep that in mind.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard Urban talk until this commercial
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
I’m fondly recalling the good old days when the Giants used to own the Padres. You remember- the days before the Padres got rid of their old manager.
It’s interesting to watch them play good fundamental baseball now.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
Whatever happened to their old manager?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I think he works at a McDonald's drive through
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He wishes.
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'Nother Pitch Count Update
Zito: 83
LeWhitey: 79
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I hate LeBlanc.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
83% + 79% = 162%
?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
new math
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Great, Zito throws 83 pitches, gets a hit, runs the bases, then has to go back out…Maybe somebody else ought to do something.
wait was that an out with no runners on? I must have the wrong pair of glasses on….
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 11, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
can someone post a funny pic, please?
this game is killing me.
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post a picture of zito attempting to throw a fastball for a strike
thats pretty funny
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
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FUNNY PICTURE
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 11, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't read the other thread, but did people mention DeRosa's diagnosis yet?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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It’s been talked about.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yeah. He basically said, “the wrist is fucked.”
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 11, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY-OHHHH!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 11, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He was diagnosed with salaryitis.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Kinsler didn't, so i'm not good
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
large picture is large
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
SUBJECT LINE
LARGE PICTURE IS LARGE
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
wanna know what else is large?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
My order from McDonald’s.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
gah. smaller now. gah.
THAT’S WHAT I GET FOR NOT POSTING A PIC IN LIKE 13 MONTHS
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 11, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
^ Giants training room
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
BLOODY MURDER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh, a walk. Unusual
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
That looked like he swung.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Throw the double play ball.
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These umps hate us, I swear to God.
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Can’t even catch Blanks stealing.
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That's a fucking basketball player
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Or Randy Johnson.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Or a linebacker.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 11, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
used to be a offensive tackle
before steroids.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
What?
Did a sofa just steal second?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on May 11, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Nobody in Double-A
Triple-A’s no good.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
OF COURSE
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prap
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Ugh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Faaahhh!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
Fuck you
Fuck you
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yorvit, I despise you
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Die in a fire:
David Eckstein
Kyle Blanks
All Hairstons
David Eckstein
Yorvit Torrealba
Petco Park
DAVID ECKSTEIN
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Die in a fire:
Dodgers
Padres
Diamondbacks
Rockies
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
After Dodgers, I put ’em in no order.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
*no specific order
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
What about dudes in white linen shorts and flipflops?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Torrealba Fister Nets a Run
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
OH HAI ZITO
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Apropos of nothing
Jeff Weaver is the biggest piece of shit douchebag in the entire universe
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At least he spells his name properly unlike CERTAIN Weavers.
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Lots of walks.
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Eckstein was already in his own class.
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Ex Giant burns the Giants??
Shocked, I tell you, shocked!
SHOCKED!
SHOOOOOOOOOCKED!!!
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
All these stolen bases...
It seems like it’s a combo of Giants pitchers doing a poor job of holding runners close, and rag-armed Giants catchers.
Listening to Giants announcers, it sounds like they’re saying it’s more the result of lazy Giants pitchers.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Wow.
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LOL
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Are you fucking kidding me?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
MLOLina
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
this ain't workin
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Oh, THAT Zito
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
I liked the Zito that didn't walk people
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Managerial Fail
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Bruce Bochy doesn't know the rules
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Anagram:
MUCH BUDDY BIMBOS
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Bork Iz sStupid
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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LOL BOCHY
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BOCHY
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Zito says, “Pull that.”
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premature eborkulation
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
I am confused. What did Bork try to do?
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Pull Zito.
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Pull Zito
You can’t do that during the middle of an AB.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
i love a manager that’ll pull a guy mid-batter. Leyland.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, it's the same AB when the pitching coach went out
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
ah
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You can, but it doesn’t happen often.
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really? are you only allowed to do that if there’s an injury?
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
No
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
can’t do 2 visits on the same batter. never knew that.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what I meant. I was answering your Q
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You can pull a pitcher mid AB. He couldn’t do it that AB because Rags already went out. So they have to wait for the next batter
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
chasm is what I’m reading
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, yes, the contract.
Wondering when that would come up again.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Thanks, Uribe.
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gotta hand it to Zito, though. he’s a tough sonofabitch
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Oh yeah? How many walls has he run into? How many fastballs has he caught with his face? huh?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
THE BORKEN FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Is the question specific to fast balls?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jesus Bork
That’ll help Zito’s command!
by Viva Jon Miller on May 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
H Y M N S
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Shift A
What the fuck is going on?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Walks
Incompetence
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well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
large pictures
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Zeets is back on his meds
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
nice i woulda pulled him
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Zito to Bochy: “Get your big, dumb head off of MY mound you once mediocre player and pretender to know something!”
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it feels like we are way out of this game
Come on Giants.
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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
NEEDZ MOAR RUNZ!
damnit
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Medders?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
yeah, why
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I been watching for the last couple innings, but the fail in that inning drove me on here.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Question
I didn’t see Rowand misplay the ground rule double. Should it really be 1-1 or 1-0 right now?
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If he had read it correctly
And got a typical Rowand jump, he probably would have got it. Sometimes you just make the wrong read off the bat.
by Viva Jon Miller on May 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
So he was slow to it, rather than spotting it wrong?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
how does that guy sell anything, let alone jewelry
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
The Shane Company?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
that be it
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Now YOU have a friend in the diamond business
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
/in a nasaly droney voice
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
MOAR LIKE INSANEAN
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LOL Clowe
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
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Okay, I’m going to take a drink from this jug o’ hope…
2 runs… even with the troglodyte Giants offense… they still have a chance to come back and win this thing.
three runs coming up, over not-very easy
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This is probably overreacting and what not
But I find it stupid that all the newspapers say something along the lines of: “Zito hasnt been good the last couple years because everyone expected him to be a superstar and he couldnt handle the pressure. Now no one is expecting that and he isnt pressured, so he can go back to being a superstar.”
Doesnt that put the pressure back on him?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
It could just be unlucky. But it makes me wonder.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I said it before and I’ll say it again: Zito is a completely mental pitcher. If he’s not right in the head, nothing will work.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
maybe he needs to be dumber
make him hang out with Papelbon
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people just made up reasons when they can’t explain things.
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pretty much
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
haven’t read that…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think its more that he was putting too much pressure on himself and now he’s found a better way to handle it: have an I don’t give a fuck attitude.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s bs. he just had to change up his game and get the mechanics down.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
probably that, too, but per Urban, Zito’s buddy, the mental part was a bigger change.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Correction
LeBlanc is a cy young candidate against the Giants, as are all normally shitty Padres pitchers.
Correction
LeBlanc is a cy young candidate against the Giants, as are all normally shitty Padres NL pitchers.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
you can say that again
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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LOL
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL LHP Slop thrower
Why do they always destroy us?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Kruk owned Winfield
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
Quickly
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Panda resumes slump.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
who's the bum in LF?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
BENGIE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A CHEATER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GD SLDR
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL me for thinking this team could be good
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Man, I hate when Idol and Dancing with the stars are on at the same time.
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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oh uh....
me 2?
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
it means I miss an inning of the game and my wife isn’t even here to watch them.
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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And Molina with a classic extendobat groundout.
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NEEDZ MOAR GERALD
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Huff!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
AUBREY PLAZA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
hooray!
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I FUCKING LOVE THAT CLIP
Clowe is a beast.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
He is a savage beast
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'you want me, you m....f.....r"
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
too bad they dont have a camera on the guy he's talking to
would love to see his reaction
OPPO HUFF!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
HUFFED!
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Well,
Huff has looked good at least.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
dingerz.exe only works on 64-bit systems...
Giants haven’t upgraded from the large room-size computer.
/Bork feeds punchcards in backwards
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hooray
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Time to get jazzy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Huff is crushing the ball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE PADRES HAD A BULLPEN
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
We need Juan to hit a 5-run HR
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
time for more LOB
could we get two walks before the requisite weak grounder?
Come on, Socks
Knock him in
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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Yes
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Let there be Jazz.
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Huff batting stance looks like Randy Johnson’s or something. He looks like a pitcher.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
doesn't bend his knees in his stance
but when he swings he goes way down
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
JAZZAY!
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JAZZ HANDS!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
MAGIC JAZZY SOCKS!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZY TRIPLE!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUU
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
REEBAY!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
HELLA JAZZ!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ HANDS
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Jazz Hands!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
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by satyricrash on May 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I like this.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
A+
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Natto on May 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
perfect capture.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
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by jctGamer on May 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LMAO
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LULZ
I get it.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL x2
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LULZAPALULZA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Blurry Jazz is blurry.
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he's so fast YOU CAN'T SEE HIM CLEARLY
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So old, I don’t even remember it.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Jazz the Jackrabbit.
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I just looked it up. Yeah, I think I was too young to remember when it came out.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Jazz Jackrabbit.
I’m such a nerd…
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun Fact
The brother of the creator of JJ runs Athletics Nation.
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in play, runs?
wait, is this the new Giants again? with Zito pitching like crap, I assumed it was the old ones again
It seems like he only gets hits when there are runners in scoring position
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
jeez, bud
that’s kinda cruel. nice workout for leblanc
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Goodbye LeBlanc
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Another comment replying to a deleted picture comment!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
i thought my computer was gonna explode
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
literally?
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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yes, literally. absolutely literally.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t see how LeBlanc had 94 pitches
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
His command hasn’t been sterling, either.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
...
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
very jazzy and cool
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty messed up by Bud Black to take out LeBlanc here
by Rook Takes Pawn on May 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Avoiding a loss?
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He’s was in line for a win though – has only given up 2 runs
by Rook Takes Pawn on May 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Black is aware of how fast LeBlanc can transform into LeBlanc again.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Black:
OH SHIT, THEY FIGURED OUT WHO WAS PITCHING!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was quick work on the delete there.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LeBlanc heads for the clubhouse, puts shaving cream in Black's shoe
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Harsh on LeBlanc
Bud Black: ruthless
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
C’mon, Downsie.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Ryan Webb is an ugly mofo.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
suffers from sample envy
others have larger samples than he does
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
ah, fack
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Downs returns back to Earth
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Well, one is okay
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I think we can safely say that Downs’ hot streak is over. :(
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/gets 650 more at bats at a 220 clip
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Rookie, remember?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
At least no one got cain'ed today
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Why does being down by 1 feel like being down by 7 tonight?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Feels like that every night.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Padres bullpen is weirdly good. Especially against us. If Gregerson pitches tonight, forget about it.
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I hope we get a walkoff homer hit by Travis Ishikawa or something.
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That would only be fair play after Eckstein.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That’s what I was going for.
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really fair play would be if one of the ball dudes hit it
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Affeldt hits it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just like old times.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants Way
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I am not Downs with that
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Send him back to that craphole of bad ball
known as Triple-A
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Eh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
he throws hard
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
only sometimes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He throws random four pitch walks, as demonstrated here.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I literally just said
“What the hell, we have Denny Bautista??”
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
no, it's Romo in disguise
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
fixed
no, it’sRomoMerkin Valdez in disguise
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Felix Rodriguez Sighting
…at least that’s what he looks like from here.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Well, it ain't Mehders
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
My mom saw the replay of Pablo’s triple and said (in Chinese), “How does he run when he’s so fat?”
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL!
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on May 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You missed, Denny.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
tweakers wearing sunglasses at night
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
OMG JUST FUCKING GET ECKSTEIN OUT ALREADY JESUS CHRIST
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think it’s against the rules or something.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This made me laugh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes please.
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i hate arizona's bullpen
unless we are playing them
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
You don’t have to sprint to first on a walk, you idiot.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SCRAPPY, PLAYS BASEBALL LIKE IN LITTLE LEAGUE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
God, he's like a shorter, scrawnier, more annoying, less talented, baseball-playing Brett Favre.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He looked back at the ball like it was going to chase him and tag him out by itself
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Fuck you, Eckstein.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hasn’t thrown a good pitch yet
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Why throw four pitches
When you could have just drilled him?
At least then everyone would have had a reason to smile.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Just got home
5th inning, 2 hours.
Giants Baseball…torture, eh?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
this game has been particularly awful
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bad Zito sorta showed up? LIke, he tried to be bad, but good Zito wouldn’t let him, so they battled it out and decided 3 runs in 5 innings was a nice middle ground?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
does Bautista hold runners?
or has he learned the Giants way already?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
If I met David Eckstein irl i would not hesitate to punch him in his face
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You would have to kneel down first.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You’d have to reach down.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Can you reach down that far?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Recced
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Double play please.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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get the bullpen going......
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
I would say stick it out. Anything could happen.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i can’t even believe you asked that
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s 3-2, dude
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL DUDE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I KNOW DUDE
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
chill out, dude
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL DUDE
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
you too, Duderino
:)
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
If you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
back at you, pal
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Korean Heritage Night?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
For the sake of those who can’t go, you should stay.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Korean Heritage Night
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on May 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
they would if they were paid to
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The Padres are hitting.
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ah shit I was busy chasing my daughter around and I heard Korean Heritage night.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
IT WORKED THOUGH
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Ugh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
The Padres have reached Colorado status of annoying.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Really?
Petco is almost as much of a haven of horrors to me as Coors
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
+1
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I hate Coors baseball
I love sea-level baseball near the ocean
Petco plays like it’s in the Abyss
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DAVEY ECKSTEIN’S LOCKER
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by Solidarity on May 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is this something from Lost?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I kinda like that
when people say “Mays field is such a pitchers park,” you can just laugh and laugh and whisper the word, “Petco”
Sometimes when I walk around my neighborhood I hear ghostly voices whispering “Petco Petco Petco”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
(that was something from Lost)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If you build it, no runs will be scored.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This. Petco has been a nightmare for the Giants especially the last two seasons.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/San Diego doesn't lose for the rest of the season.
Unless of course it’s to a team that would knock us out of the wildcard.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Has every single Padre hit been a freaking bloop?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
The Padres Way
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and we can't we get any of those
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hairston’s was a nice shot
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
SJ vs CHI then huh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Go Sharks.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The Blackhawks played SJ tough in the season IIRC
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I'd rather face shaky goaltending in the post season
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Zito walked 7? Christ. It didn’t feel like that many.
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Bautista's job: blow the game up so Medders can come in .
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Man I leave and come back and Eckstein is on base again.
I swear he gets on base more than any other .310 OBP player.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Against the Giants it's 3.100
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Which is heavier? A pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Have we done anything good?
Other than keep the game close?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Panda got a triple.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Two triples
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Please keep Blanks to two of the true outcomes.
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This game is killing me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
PREDICTION
this game will end in disappointment
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
checked the pitchfx tool
Bautista threw at least two strikes called balls
Can we put in a pitcher who can throw strikes?
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Not lately, no.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
We need to sign one first.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I can see why a dozen teams have taken a flier on this guy
Every once in a while he throws something wicked.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
every pitch has movement, but he just can’t control it.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Does Bautista even know where the ball is going?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Pin the tail on the Bengie!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bautista is getting squeezed according to gameday
two of the balls were in the zone.
by Viva Jon Miller on May 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
gameday is just a guy watching tv
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
really? this again?
please tell me i’m getting chasm’d
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Why not Joey?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
There is nothing more frustrating than watching a game where your pitchers just aren’t throwing strikes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I miss Woody
You knew your fate – fast.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
walk-a-thon for wrist surgery continues!!!
DONATE MONEY NOW!
So why Bautista?
Are the other guys over-worked, or something?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Shiny new toy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah
especially after the day off yesterday
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
not Medders.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Ugh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Torrealba will kill us.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Take him out
This is an important game.
Dammit…not medders. ugh.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Bautista is pretty damn fugly
And not a super good pitcher.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL THANKS FOR HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s about fucking time
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Giants baseball: Torture
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL
Another Giants Baseball: Torture
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuck yooooooooooooou, Yorvit.
That’s right, throw your bat like a little bitch.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You are a bitch and will be treated as such!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
yay luck!
can’t believe he swung at anything this guy threw, let alone the first pitch
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
This reminds me of the last Mets game
Except this time it’s the Giants who are walking a bunch of hitters and getting out of it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
that thing my heart's doing...is that normal?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
/eating box of cracker jacks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
they still have prizes?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Yeah. It was a picture of a kid and had a story about him. When I turned it over and folded it, it became Abe Lincoln. I wonder if this is a sign that Velez is coming back
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
he will
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
you lie
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I serious
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I credit Korean Heritage Night
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
yeah, right on with that
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY VERTIGO
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Vertigo?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HELLO HELLO
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I still have vertigo symptoms to my left side. weird
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS
I’M GONNA GO BUY ICE CREAM AND LISTEN TO THE REST OF THE GAME IN THE CAR.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hey corn, three is a tough number on those tickets
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Mitchells?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
let’s score two whole runs this inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don't think it can be said enough
Giants baseball: torture
OT: Really, writers of Lost, go fuck yourselves. Having people say each other's names is distracting.
Also, this show is 30% awful.
no spoilers
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
should have watched it like me and jponry
I’d never watched it until late march. With no lulls it is great.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
don’t be so negative. Just relax and enjoy it.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I don’t think he watches Lost.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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You're not alone.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
this
It seems too convoluted for me.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not that bad if you watch the whole thing without breaks tbh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is it like, multiple storylines or one main storyline with subplots?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I try to avoid Lost.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, this is better ppffffttttt
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to get one for my future car.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Tie this shit, Nate.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Lots of LOB this game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I just heard that DeRosa has a loose tendon or something?
So, his surgery was a total failure? Or was that bad info?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
no that’s it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bad news for DeRosa. Good news for the Giants.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much. Surgery didn’t take.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
John L. Lewis
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Dude thats my uncles name
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Babbitt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Lewis and Harris
..bet you thought I was going Lewis and Clark, eh?
Upton Sinclair
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
i figured he’d get more of a chance to play this year, but Huff’s been doing the job
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
might as well have kept Lewis
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Who?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL
Miller
“Ishikawa, left hand hitter with power”
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I think I’m glad that I missed the first four and a half innings of this game
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
Ishi's alive?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Ishikawa?
LOLBowker
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
ƒ
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
woah
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
fancy!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I was trying to figure out how I did that. Didn’t mean to post. I think I meant to command-F
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's this?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WHO IS BATTING?/?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Travis!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Come On You Bitches!
Score some runs
I've seen bums cry, bums scream, and bums squeal. I once saw a bum try to steal my dog's tennis ball. Bad idea bum!
when was the last time Ishikawa played?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I can’t read hieroglyphics.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
technically
may 2nd
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Make the most of your only AB of the month, Ishikawa.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Ahahahahaha. Hey guys, remember that time Ishikawa hit a home run?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That happened?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
what the hell is that?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Can we not do “teehee random gigantic pictures of random scantily clad women” rally pics?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m not entirely sure that’s a woman, physically at least
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
follicles
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
NEEDZ MOAR CONTEXT
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Copenhagen
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
What is that hanging out of her butt?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
post fail
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Woke him up from his nap for a PH AB
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Why not Bowker?
I don’t get it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
They're saving Bowker
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Rally Rika
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Rally Sir Charles
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TRAVIS DOUBLES!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Travis!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. I’ll take it.
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did he THROW his bat?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Broken bat.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
it broke
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
no, the bat broke
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I'll take the third call
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
broke bat mountain
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ishi!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Welcome our new starting LF!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Perfect form!
Like a Fred McGriff video!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Rally Mark Derosa's Wrist
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
C’mon Scott.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Who needs one free base...
When Travis can get two?
do some shit here Scott!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Depressed Cavaliers fan
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Upon further investigation
I immediately retract my statement, she’s decently attractive.
that headband is horrible
whoever convinced her to wear that totally lied
Seriously, FUCK THE CAVS, i fucking hate em so much
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Slider, Scott's nemesis
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Not even close.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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oh scott
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Aaron Rowand
As I suspected
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
coop
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Damn it, Scott!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
THAT WAS A TERRIBLE AT BAT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NL West has Scott scouted a lot better than the NL East, apparently.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL ROWANDS KYRPTONITE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Unclutchy
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
LOL ISHI
2010: 3-15, 2 2B, HR
.200/.200/.533
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You know guys
I think I’m starting to wish the Giants hadn’t signed Rowand
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
What's with the "Scott" nomeclature?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
It’s a Firefly reference.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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He looks like Scott Rolen?
Im pretty sure no.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i've always thought its because we say 'GREAT SCOTT!!!"
and then we proceed to call him scott.
by russian.tank on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
When informed of the acquisition, Megas Barry said he was glad to have “Scott” on the team. I always assumed he had confused Rowand with Podsednik since they were both on the 2005 White Sox when he might have heard of them and Megas Barry didn’t bother to differentiate them ever since.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
huh
I thought maybe he confused him with Scott Rolen
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Inspiring inning.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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croop
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Harumph.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OH GOD I just realized what's going to happen when Derosa goes to the DL
Welcome To San Francisco, Jermaine Dye. 2 yrs, 12M.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
no subject
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
dude ... that shit is so deep
India, too.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/11/1468535/torture-thread-the-1000000th
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
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