Open Radio Thread 2
PLEASE NOTE: This game is not on television. No, not even for you.
If you ask if it is, you run the risk of being mocked.
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it the game on TV?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
/mocks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
risk fulfilled
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 1, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YES!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
My television gets 1 channel.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Matty
loves the Finlandia hymns today!!!
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 1, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
It's ok though
We have Medders.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Is that Torres with Pablo?
Gah 65 pitches in 3 innings.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Yeah, I think so
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I feel like a 1950's kid
Sitting ‘round the radio, listening to the ol’ ballgame.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
LOL OLD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The only runner I’ve seen Molina thrown out so far this year has been his brother on a failed hit and run.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
According to Fangraphs, he’s been one run below average on SB this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm pretty sure Steven Hawking can run on Molina this year
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Molina threw a guy out of McDonalds for stealing his fries
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
BIG MONEY!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bengie
is never leaving clean-up now
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
HEY MONEY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
MONEY!!!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT DO YOU MCCOVEY CHRONICLES HATERS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT BENGIE NOW?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
well, today, anyway
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Uh-oh.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
This has the ring of truth to it.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Morgoth is way more badass than Sauron.
Just sayin’.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Holy shit dude, that just happened to our xbox 2 days ago. (first console ever, might I add)
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Hot towel!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry, I don’t know what this means.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
n00b
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I am.
Would you actually recommend doing that?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
no
not if it’s still under warranty
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Let’s see.
We got it from a coworker of my aunt’s (Christmas present), who bought it off of eBay. I’m guessing it won’t be covered by a warranty.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Is that the same as recommending I do that if it’s not under warranty?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
well
it won’t make it worse. It probably won’t make it better, but if you don’t want to pay the $100 to send it in and get it replaced, go for it
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Cool thanks.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I think it’s a CSI: Miami reference.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
asdfasdfwk
I betray ignorance here often, I know.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
In play, run(s)!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
$$

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt138/EyeGor_bucket/NomnommNom.jpg
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
/punctuation fail confuses potential readers
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 1, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WTF that's not bengie molina
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That doesn't look like Bengie.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
where's bengie?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
there we go
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Much better.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL HUFF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
MORE IPAD TALK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Larry Baer gives out free iPads!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
HOW CAN THAT BE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Larry Baer giving out free Ipads
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 1, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
DeRLOLsa
That was a poor AB
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Alright Cain
Lets see you lose this one!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
With his pitch count he might not finish the 5th inning, thus no win.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on May 1, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
hair of the dog
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
How the fuck you doin boys???????????????????
Great day for baseball and listening to the game!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
my condition is in good condition
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
DeRosa
not good. Sabean’s FA’s signing track record continues to impress.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I'm gonna wait a bit longer
Before I start shitting on the guy with the highest BB% on the team.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
+1
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Do we dress up in costumes and sing along during the KNBR midnite replay?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
So let me get this straight.
The giants have scored runs for this Cain guy? I can’t see it with my eyes so i just want to make sure that’s what’s going on here, I don’t trust myself to understand the radio.
Jeaaaggaahh
"gets by bowker"
bork DFAs him
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
I hate that fucker
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Dirtbag mention
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
lol
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLTON
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Collective soul is grunge!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
In play, outs!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Flem
is tricking me today with these “balls down the 1B line” comments today.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WooHoo 1 pitch outs
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I like watching teams other than the Giants get one pitch outs.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
grab some pine, meat
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
STFD OLIVO!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
Most hated player on the Rockies?
for me Spilbourghs
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
Tulo
Spilborghs
Barmes
Helton
Stewart
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I forgot about Barnes
I thought he was extinct
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 1, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
All of them can go jump in a lake.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 1, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
SHUT UP ITS MATT CAIN!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Nom Nomm Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
so, this Matt Cain guy might be pretty good.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
3rd starter at best
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
No swing thru stuff
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Third starter.
At best.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn. All NL jokes aside, Roy Halladay is a fuckin beast
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
LOST AGAINST THE GIANTS. NOT A GOOD PITCHER.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with this commercial. The Internet is good for cat videos.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
so.... cy young material
The phils went batty on pelphrey today
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
He should hang out with Todd Wellemeyer. He can be the hot chick that hangs out with a bunch of fat chicks to look better.
transvestite advocate
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
REGRESSING TO THE MEAN
UNSUSTAINABLE STRAND RATE
"Did you burn some toast kuip?"
who farted?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
new euphemism
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
ROFL KUIP
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
bat propellering wildly
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LARS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL what is going on.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
POT MAKES EVERYONE GOOFY
Thanks Big Time Timmy Jim
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
FART FIGHT
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on May 1, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
THe ball was clearly foul
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
Not sure if this was mentioned but. Fred Lewis 3-4, 2B, RBI, R
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
lol
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
But he sucks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
cain 4 lewis
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Flem, Kruk and Kuip are all in a fine mood today
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
bars opened early maybe?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday is confused
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
IPAD UPDATE!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
5 YEAR OLD TEXT MESSAGES!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I love you Jon Miller
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
Whats with all the ipad talk?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
ha.
They are pretty awesome I love mine.
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Kruk got one.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
My son got one
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Free for the first 20,000 at tomorrow’s game thanks to Baer
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The Giant
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
I like it when
our lineup has more than one person hitting .300+
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
Has Torres really not started his AB...or is gameday acting weird
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
he singled
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Matt Cain broke gameday.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on May 1, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks guys
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Wonder if an NL team will put together a trade package for
Javier Vazquez? Dude apparently isn’t cut out for New York for whatever reason, but was awesome for Atlanta last year. Wellemeyer for Vazguez and cash, do it!
i'd love to get Vazquez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It'd make for a pretty hilarious rotation, if he reverted
to his 2009 form. Lincecum, Cain, Sanchez, Vazquez, Zito?
and by hilarious
you mean spectacularly scary
That might actually be a better plan than what Sabes has been doing.
Stock way up on pitching, and get ready to sell Sanchez or Bumgarner to the highest bidder for the bat we need. God knows Sabean’s not going to find it in free agency.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
TEH BATS DONT WANNA COME TO SAN FRANCISCO
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I hate this damn excuse with a passion.
Such a lie!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
fixxed
God knows Sabean’s not going to find it in free agency.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Oh, right. What was I thinking?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Too much optimism.
$ runs in game will do that even to me.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Or 4 runs even…
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
No it works fine. Big $ scoring runs by walking? That’s a shortcut to euphoria right there!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
VROOOM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
VROOOOOM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
VROOOM!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
109
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
BBOWKERMANIA BBROTHER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FROM THE MESS TO THE MASSES!
Bowkermania!
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
that bag was all jump
it’s insidebaseball, bitches
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.




Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 1, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YES
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
haha beat me to it
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
The Forbidden Result

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
Dunston is having a meltdown
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Oh Pablo
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh, Pablo.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
Dunston
told pablo not to be a sissy like bowker
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
/ate too much bamboo
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
bah.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
I dont, kids still the bomb
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
+1
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Hard to call it a shitty year when your ops is .956 granted hes hitting into lots of dps but still
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Yeah, he's still the only good hitter on the Giants
besides Renteria hits into more DP’s
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
It’s only April, didn’t he start slow last year too?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
techincally, it’s MAY but who’s counting
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Today its May
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 1, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He has a four-digit OPS, dude.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
gets any fatter he'll have his own zip code, dude
not to be impertinent
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
You're not funny or original
not to be impertinent
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
What The Fuck are you talking about?
Fucker’s leading the league in Batting.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
that bird is struttin’
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
no i know hes doing really well
its just that it SEEMS like hes always GIDP and not hitting for power. I still love him, and i realize his numbers are great….just what it seems…please dont flame me :(
Well, don’t say things like “The guy with a 1.000 OPS is having a really shitty year” and you won’t get flamed.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Too late, you is flamed
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
perhaps the intent of my post was vastly misunderstood
i guess i just expect him to be hitting more homers and such and less DPs…sorry everybody!
The double plays are definitely too high, but he leads the Giants in extra base hits.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s 7th in the NL in OPS and total bases, is that saying enough?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, he's doing fine.
I’m just saying that leading the Giants in extra base hits just means you have more than about three. :P
Jponry says:
Don’t fuck with the panda
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Don’t apologize to these assholes. They’re a bunch of snobs.
by Grant Brisbee on May 1, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Monday's front page post: WHAT'S WRONG WITH PABLO SANDOVAL??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Base running mistakes, bad defense
OMG Matt Kemp=Fred Lewis
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
KEPM FOR LEWSI
Git ‘r’ dun, Canada Brass!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Well the Jays have a good GM now so...maybe
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Jog my memory; is it Anthopolous?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
He sounds like a dinosaur
That would be an awesome ESPN 8 program: Anthopolous Rex, Dinosaur GM.
by Murray, Present on May 1, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
pilot episode
Assistant GM: Anthopolous, I think we should sign Jermaine Dye to add to our offense.
Anthopolous: GRRRRR!!! NO WAY! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HIS DEFENSIVE METRICS!!! GROWL!!! eats assistant GM
by Murray, Present on May 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Fucking Christ
Coming into the game, he was hitting .368/.433/.575
That is an improvement over 2009 in EVERY CATEGORY.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yea
No need for any panic, hes the last dude in this lineup to worry about
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
WOW!!!
Just tuned in and it’s 5-0 in the top of the 5TH???

I LOVE THIS NEW GIANTS OFFENSE!!!
by orange_and_black_attack on May 1, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe 3-run jack
Bowker Sac triple
Big $$$ solo shot
Cain thinks he’s done.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Where’s the triple crown, huh, Pablo? Where is it? Oh, you don’t have it? You’re awful.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
/mockery level high today, decreasing by tonight
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
WHAT is Kuip talking about?
Not that I mind, or anything.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
5-1*
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
And our offense is so powerful
that we scored 5 runs on him.
Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.
by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 1, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
So he is now…3 days ahead of Timmy. By end of year he’ll have 3 more starts. :(
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 1, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
4 days. Almost a full start now.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 1, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmeh can't finish games.
Halladay doesn’t let his bullpen fuck up games for him.
http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2008/11/day-in-life-existence-of-roy-halladay.html
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL KUIP THROWING KRUK UNDER THE BUS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
haha love it
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL KUIP
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
MATT CAIN FOOLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/flashes "L" at Rockies dugout
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I remember this Cain
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 1, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Huff getting a lot of work today
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Ishi sheds a tear for every Huff putout
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on May 1, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
hope he doesn't lose his grip
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I love these most interesting man in the world commercials
by russian.tank on May 1, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
guilty pleasure
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
And he has never filled up on chips
Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.
by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 1, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
If he walks a Chihuahua he would still masculine.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
I like this comment.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Along with his black belt, he often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
by orange_and_black_attack on May 1, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
he never fills up on chips
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this picture
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
♥
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
ON NOES HOW WILL BENGIE HANDLE NOT PLAYING ONE GAME??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I really love
the Sancho / Whiteside combo. It’s become a great pair-up.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
You know how to print out moving photos?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to harry potter reference
I refrained.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Worst. Phrase. Ever.
/Breaks something
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
COLOLRADO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL ckies
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
subject line

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
From Schulman
Wilson wants to pitch today, but Bochy said, “I don’t see that happening.” Maybe tomorrow.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
Kuip is excited about getting drunk on Monday
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Of course.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
“Can’t we see the reeeaallly expensive wine list?”
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I like drunk Kuiper!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLROSA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DUH ROSA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Belly flops on a base
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Anticipated result
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Bah.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
BAH!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Derosa says:
OH HIGH MENDOZA LINE!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
No
but thanks for subject linez!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 1, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
D:
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
NEVER FORGET

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 1, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hahah
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL can’t stop watching.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
THAT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and uh
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
pitch count, Gameday bitches?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
89 before the inning
idk now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
nothing personal
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I tell ya, this season is a helluva lot better than the other ones ....
<img src=“”http://assets.sbnation.com/imported_assets/24538/best-pic-mot_medium.jpg"/>"/>
by orange_and_black_attack on May 1, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG DID YOU MAKE THAT LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
hahahaha ....
this one was on here from like a season ago …. it was so fucking hilarious I had to save it. :^P
by orange_and_black_attack on May 1, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I know.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ah ....
sometimes it’s difficult to read sarcasm on the internet …. not my fault. :^)
by orange_and_black_attack on May 1, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
94...per gameday
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
these announcers… are they drunk?!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, they need to win this one first.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I think he was referring to 3 Ks . Pine-Meat…I dunno
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
3 Ks for Gonzalez. and for him to grab some Pine, meat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY IS IT HIS GLOVE?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BECAUSE IT IS LARGE MEAT!
(twss)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So...Cain gets out of this inning
Runzler, Affeldt, Romo?
medders!!!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain will pitch the 7th
He is barely warmed up at 97 pitches
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on May 1, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Props to Dave Righetti
/just sayin"
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Feed the K Monster.
It hungers.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Matt can go another inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
His desire to get an era under 3.0 is too great to pull him!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
HUFF IS EVERYWHERE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy flashes Ish the "come to my office after the game and bring your playbook" sign
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
97 pitches
Cain or Bullpen?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I think he can go one more.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Yeah he's pretty big, so he can go deeper into games
Don’t let the bullpen gas can this lead. I’ll subscribe to Cain for the 7th.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
twss?
Yeah he’s pretty big, so he can go deeper
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Well played
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I also love Patrick James commercials.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
KRUK AND KUIP CAS'
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m fine with all except the DR Horton ones.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
WE MAKE THE PHONES RING!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
oh and the Kars for Kids one
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
wish
they’d come back with the

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh you're Lisa Stevens
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JUGGA-WHAAAAA?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SMALL BALL ATTACK!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
MATT CAIN FUCKERS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CAIN
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
Hahaha
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
PHANTOM JOSE URIBE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
sign this guy
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I like the "watch" option. Pretty funny
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what they need to do to get Cain runs!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I miss Jose Uribe....
May you rest in peace, my friend.

by orange_and_black_attack on May 1, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam Torres
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
LMAO
The announcers on Rockies radio say bunting for a hit with a 5 run lead is against baseball etiquetter. The pitcher. bunting. for a hit.
FIDDLESTICKS THEM!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Sounds like it'll hurt.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
tell it to Jesus, bitches
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
/needs gif. of Julian Moore from Magnolia
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
River. Cry me one
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
going 0-15 against the Braves is against baseball etiquette. Screw the Rockies.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 1, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
this
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPbPn_l2c_Q
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Not unless you cover it with cheese sauce
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by Giantsfan4life on May 1, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
there's that cornucopia word again
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Hey, it's Bag O' Glass day tomorrow...
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
give out a bunch of non-regulation batting helmets, and who better to give them to? Kids! yay, school lunches, etc
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
all four of them are hilarious dudes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yes
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just over here statin the obvious
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
STFD STEWART
LOL SUCK IT STEWART
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL STEWART
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GTFO IAN STEWART!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
LOLOL STEWART
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
Nom Nomm Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
by daveinexile on May 1, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HA HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL that bird is alarmed
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I-Stew is hittin' the showers early!
Seeing he couldn’t hit anything else today.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
SIT THE FIDDLESTICKS DOWN!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
STFD & GTFO
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
olive oil
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
the meek shall not be tossed out of the baseball contest
amirite
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
MATT!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SIT THE FUCK DOWN OLIVO!
HAT TRICK!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
MATT CAIN OWNS YOUR ASS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/stands and applauds for Cain
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
109!!!!!!!!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
guess matt's pitch count
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
109
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
109!!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
nice
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
HAHAHAHA STEWART!!!
AND ROCKIES TOO ….

by orange_and_black_attack on May 1, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Warning: don't try this at home
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I probably shouldn’t try this in a dorm, either.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I would end up being the one that saw it
Then just facepalm to myself.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 1, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nom Nomm Nom!!!

No truth to rumor she isa Rockies fan.
No at all.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
by daveinexile on May 1, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The K-Monster
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh
i just meant in general. how are there this many pictures of pelicans eating things….as for the k beast, i approve
Someone with photoshop loves making pelicans eat things?
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 1, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
is it related to juggalos?
I fed a pelican in Frisco Bay
It ate my cell phone then ran away
by Murray, Present on May 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
It’s just there in the air.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
BECAUSE MATT CAIN IS AWESOME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It hungers
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
109!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
109!!!!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
109!!!!!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
109!!!!!!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
One more inning!
[Less Medders please]
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
jonathon sanchez is crying somewhere
/cant get runs when he throws a 1 hitter
So do you go to the 'pen yet?
You’ve got a pitcher working on a one-hitter, but approaching 120 pitches. Does he pitch the 8th?
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I wouldn’t be surprised if Bochy has him pitch the 8th
I’d probably take him out, get Joaquin an inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Or Runzler
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by Giantsfan4life on May 1, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep. Probably Joaquin & Runzler to finish the game
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
It's early in the season, with a reasonable lead.
Spare the arm, beat the pen.
Er…something was lost in the translation there.
mota?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope. He hit last inning
well, technically it’s possible he could hit this inning but, unlikely
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Beimel's up though...
and he loves him some Joe
Seem's like he's having a bad season.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
FACK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
Fresno bound.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I really think
Velez’s time is up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hope so.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I really pray
Velez’s time is up
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus
Bowker did get a hit, a sac fly and draw a walk today.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He sealed his fate
draw a walk today
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Iknorite
You don’t walk your way out of Fresno
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
One does not simply walk in to AT&T
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE!!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
It's gonna be Ishi
Because Velez is a cornerstone
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Haven’t seen ishi lately either.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 1, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, was that Bowker's 1st AB against a lefty?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Hello, baby, hello
Haven’t seen your face in awhile
Is there a medium in my area (Blankland) broadcasting this fine affair?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 1, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
rejected, dejected, ejected
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Trying to climb out of the fog!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
at least he copped to it
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
lolwhut?
59 degress and light rain

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Maybe if I could watch it I could see
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The punchlines is that the sun is out and there are no clouds
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Those guys must not have a feed either.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200905120.shtml
"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
Free AnVil!
I remember, I had an exam the day after that game and I had to go to bed before the game was over.
And when I woke up in the morning and checked the score, I was in such a good mood that I aced the hell out of the test.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Pablo added 83% win probability with one at-bat.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I’M WORRIED ABOUT PABLO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I mean it's obvious from my living room watching on gameday
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Has he had a day off yet this year?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah i saw it on my radio
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
DeRosa too
Give Downs a start tomorrow.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on May 1, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
scary
Dunston and Little Leaguers
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunston+Kent
“Don’t cheat the game and go get that money!”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLO IS THE PROBLEM
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
DFA
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo gets no good pitches with Bengie behind him
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
toadface

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BEIMLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He's drunk in that pic, right?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Kinda looks like ....
SMMMEEAAGGOOOLLLL …

by orange_and_black_attack on May 1, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
" Give it to us Live and RRRRRIIGGLLIN’!"
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
"because it's my birthday .... and i wants it!!"
by orange_and_black_attack on May 1, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
From Wikipedia
Ian Andrew Robert Stewart (18 July 1938 – 12 December 1985) was a British keyboardist and cofounder of The Rolling Stones. He was dismissed from the line-up …
Well, that’s understandable. Dude’s dead.
Which doesn’t explain how Jagger andRrichards manage top survive…zombie theory, anyone?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 1, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
Also, thank you for not mocking.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 1, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ian Stuart was also the singer for a white power band (Skrewdriver)
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, theres a post game show?
WHAT HAVE WE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS ENTIRE TIME?
Nate.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Does bochy have no faith in our BP?
Zito goes 120 pitches yesterday, Cain looking to do the same today.
Hey guys. I just got Milotic. It was pretty fucking awesome.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Is it still annoying to evolve?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s a huge pain in the ass. I had to trade it to my Diamond game to feed it dry poffins. But then I ran out of berries. So I had to trade it to my girlfriend’s Pearl game to feed it more poffins. And then it got full and its beauty wasn’t maxed and I was like FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK.
But then it evolved.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 1, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 1, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I always found Feebas annoying to catch.
I just remember something about maxing out Beauty and stuff to make it evolve.
Feebas is a lot easier to catch in D/P/PT than in the other game, but yeah…
Milotic is basically the most pain the ass pokemon to get. First you have to deal with Feebas, and then you have to deal with poffins. Now that I have it, though… totally worth it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 1, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
What the crap?
I mean, I know I’ve only played the first three sets of the game, but I have no idea what half of these expressions are.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
111?
if you cant trust your bullpen to hold a 5 run lead…. seriously, has Joaquin pitched in 2 weeks?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wow
Last game pitched, April 16
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dang.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
How was Colorado
able to do a double switch after Stewart got tossed?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
PANDA!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA SUCKS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It Hungers.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
:(
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Feed It.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
LOL
uribe and bowker
would not want to run into juan uribe
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Oh wow!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
derby, finally
“Coverage: for 2.5 hours now. Sheesh.
I’d bet on the horse whose mother was a mudder.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 1, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i feel like if cars could mate
this is what it would look like
123 is kinda high
Especially if BORK isn’t giving them the extra of rest since they’re skipping Wellemeyer
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
runzler warming up
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Has this been brought up yet?
Fred Lewis:
3 for 4 with a double, run scored, and an RBI
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
cain 4 lewis, etc.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Top 4 Pitcher's WHIPS
Lincecum: 0.82
Zito: 0.88
Cain: 1.01
Sanchez: 1.11
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
!!!
!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
♥
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I just meant the Giants
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh and Sergio Romo
0.69
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NOT CLUTCH
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Uribe must have forgot that wasn't Velez
“Geno will bounce right off my fat…uh-oh!”
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Wonder if Cain stays in?
I suspect he’s lobbying for it, considering how often the ’pen does him a disservice. Also, 1-hitter.
I think it’s the wrong move to make, of course. Get…someone, in there. Joaquin. Medders. Mota. But I can see Cain wanting to finish the job, regardless of pitch count.
If he lobbies to stay in
Bochy should tell him to get the fuck out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Total Hits
Young MC : 2
Colorado Rockies : 1
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Huff gets wet
and hits a tomer
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
*homer
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on May 1, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
AUBREY!!!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH EXCITED KUIP!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I think I'll have me a little drink
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
H.R Huffnpuff!!!!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
AUDREY???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
sigh
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
confirmed
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ishi is crying right now
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 1, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But it's not Cain's call
Of course he wants to finish. He’s a professional athlete, a competitor. That’s why management has to make the call. And the right call is Joaquin or Medders or someone. Runzler maybe.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
YES! YES!! YES!!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
lol
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
too much LOL
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 1, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff sure jacked that ball
and now it’s all wet. The cannon sprayed.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
HUFF-ING!!!!!!!

EVERYBODY HUFF, HUFF, PASS!!!
by orange_and_black_attack on May 1, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
aaaahahahahahaha!!
that was the most FUCKED UP episode on “Intervention.”
by orange_and_black_attack on May 1, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
suck it Rockies
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 1, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
Audrey’s up to .272/.362/.457!
Fun fact: I almost typed in “Audrey Horne” to the search box when I was looking up his stats
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
break out the lumber why don’tcha
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
FISTJOB
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Link?
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 1, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
rhetorical
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
DUH ROSA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WTF
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
do not want
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
please
link?
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 1, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
DeRosa
Off-base machine!!
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 1, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
Can someone explain what happened?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Shallow fly
DeRosa thought it was gonna fall, but it was caught, so he got doubled off.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Ok, thanks
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Derosa doesn't know what to do on the bases
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Everyone has a hit except Schierholtz and Pablo.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
potential TWSS
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
lol wut
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
Who?
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 1, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
“Singles on a soft fly ball”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
ISHI
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
I think that game may have been the last we see of Eugenio Velez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
one can only hope
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
haha oh well
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 1, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
What's the lie?
I’m listening to the audio on MLB.com?
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 1, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
They're apparently singling me out.
I know I’ve been bad…but not to MLB.com.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 1, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
"This game is not on television. No, not even for you."

by sarf_london_niner on May 1, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, in Houston
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Now he has the anagram
HE MOURN
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 1, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Romo for the save?
Runzler?
Whos up?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Oh, right.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Motaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Matt shows Jonathan how to one-hit and WIN
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 1, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
OMfG. Stop doing this please people.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 1, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
$100k on one horse to win, straight up. And it came through. That’s crazy.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 1, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it was part of some promotion. They delivered stacks of cash in a gold briefcase.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 1, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
what will happen more this season?
giants shutout the opposition?
or
giants get shutout?
I’d have to say the former.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Well, Cain and Sanchez make up 40% of the starts, so the odds
of the Giants not scoring are pretty high, actually.
They’re on pace to shatter some records, huh?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Heyward hit his...7th? Home run today.
Kid has some serious pop, even if his plate discipline is hilariously bad.
/bummedgarner
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
SHHHH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope so. This was a sucky one to miss.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
not as a television broadcast
there is literally nobody filming this game right now
I would look up a couple posts
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
incorrect
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
well,
you learn something new every day. Everyone made it sound like nobody was taping it
i was thinking
i kind of hope something historic happens and then since there was no footage of it, everyone would be outraged (more then they are now) and they would change the black out nonsense
if a tree falls
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD FOWLER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Mota-fucka!!
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
nOM nOMM nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
add a Padres/Dodgers loss
and today will be a good day
Yes.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
He doesn’t make me (as) nervous..
unlike meh’dders
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
not if he’s pitching as well as he has so far this season.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 1, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the heck is Joaquin pitching instead of Mota?
BORK’s veteran fetish?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It just says to stay tuned.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A Nothing like baseball on the radio for a nice nap…
Bengie Molina becoming the Giants permanent cleanup hitter woke me up.
Phillies fucking blow
Phillie up 10-0 and Halliday pitches 8th and 9th to beef up his stats for the cy young race.
No pointy in taking him out if hes shutting them out.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it seems like the Phils are saving their 'pen
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
This is what teams do.
Unless you’re Bochy and beating the Phils with your ace on the mound.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy doesn't let anyone get CG's
I miss bragging to my friends that a pitcher on my favorite team got a CG
/jealousy
/ the daveinexile is standing
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Mota’s trying to ruin the shutout now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Off topic
Anyone know where that Shane Victorino rectum face thing is?
by James Kannengieser on May 1, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
try a Google Image Search for “rectum”
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
LOL Mets fan
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING FINISH HIM
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MOTA!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK YOU MOTA
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
is Howry still pitching?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
/guillermo howry
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Were you here against the Phillies?
If so you should be very worried.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
have I mentioned latley just how much Mota annoys me?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
To me..
Medders is like an in grown hair on the belt line.
Mota is like poison oak on the nuts.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Just wondering.
Why the fuck couldn’t Joaquin pitch instead?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
Lack of grit
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Fuck, Mota
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
MOTA
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
bull shit, bull shit, bull shit.
Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.
Too bad about the shutout. But fuck it. A win's a win.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 1, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
subject line
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Now, when I see the other GIF, I see the bear in a whole new light.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Not just a backup dancer anymore!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
this is good
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAHHHHHHH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
well, i posted it, so...
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yes
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
WINRAR
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 1, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
3 series wins against 3 of the best teams in the NL
That feels good.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
AW YEAH
6 out of 8 games!
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Big dick playaaaaa
Swingin’ past yo knees!
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on May 1, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
DANCE! DANCE!! DANCE!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 1, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Four Deep
Lincecum-Cain-Sanchez-Zito FTW!!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
This thread is destroying my VIC-20
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Rockies
have to face Durt tomorrow
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 1, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
We just took (at least) two out of three from each of the three teams that pretty much everyone picked to win the three NL divisions.
I’m gonna go ahead and give that a metaphorical rec.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 1, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Can haz playoff tickets printed?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Giants win

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Just stopping to say WOOHOOO!!!!!!!
JOHN BOWKER HITTING SECOND! NO RENT! OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?! AND WE WIN! AND MATT CAIN! WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
There's one videe highlight up . . .
It’s DeRosa getting doubled off??
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 1, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
I WANT JAZZ HANDS HR HIGHLIGHT NOW!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
While you wait .....

Enjoy this picture.
by orange_and_black_attack on May 1, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions

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