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Post-Game Thread: Giants lose a...wait a sec...

Let the alien inhabiting his body never get homesick for its home planet.

Even the best teams of all-time have about 50 games like this a season. If you go 112-50, you still have 50 games worth of hair-pulling, second-guessing, and frustration.

The Giants, of course, are not one of the best teams of all-time. So get used to this feeling of intense disappointment. Don’t be alarmed by it. Even if the Giants have a fantastic season -- even if they make the playoffs -- there are a lot more games like this coming up.

Sometimes I hate baseball.

Two things that almost make me feel better about this game: one, it shouldn’t have been as close as it was, with the Braves getting 5,301 baserunners to the Giants’ four or five. And two, Edgar Renteria still looks like a functional, worthwhile hitter, which would be kind of a big deal for this team. The most likely scenario is that this is just a case of Alfonzosis, and he’ll come back to earth soon. Also...

...

...

Oh, my, Edgar, you beautiful creature.

Star-divide

Sometimes I love baseball. Most times, even.

I think I’ll work on the rest of this post-game writeup later.

...

...

Let’s try that again:

Even the best teams of all-time have about 50 games like this a season. If you go 112-50, you still have 50 games worth of hair-pulling, second-guessing, and frustration.

The Giants, of course, are not one of the best teams of all-time. So get used to this feeling of intense disappointment. Don’t be alarmed by it. Even if the Giants have a fantastic season -- even if they make the playoffs -- there are a lot more games like this coming up.

Sometimes I hate love, love, love baseball.

Wow.

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“Do you think the fans would be as excited if they lost?”

Are you fucking serious Radnich (think it’s Radnich)? Fucking die.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He's such a moron

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You owe apologies to morons everywhere for that

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 9, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a complete idiot.

He mostly bloviates to hear himself bloviate.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The more you know….

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno what that means, but I fully agree.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 9, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woooooooooo we lost! Party!

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LATE BREAKING NEWS!

Fans like it when their teams win, not so much when they lose! Stay tuned…

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 9, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 22giginates

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 10, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The perfect post-game thread for that game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

the 162-0 dream is alive!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

/puts all his eggs in that basket

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt with 81 wins!!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking YAY

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants are undefeated.

Edgar Renteria is the best hitter in baseball.

I love 2010.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR NEWS??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lol last year lol

by zuma420 on Apr 9, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

INTENSE COMING!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HAWT

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 10, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was so ugly.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

TalkingChop’s second thread ended up with over 1900 comments. I am not going to click on that, I’m pretty sure it will explode my computer.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s going to be some anger at the end of that thread. Justified anger.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Rowand apparently doesn’t even understand how the rule for batter interference works.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't Rowand understands much

HTWG’s are supposed to be “aww shucks” guys.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which makes it even funnier when people say things like, “Timmy likes throwing to Bengie, he even said it.” The players hardly even know the rules of the game they’re playing, why take their word for anything other than the fundamentals.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's he supposed to say?

“Yeah, they fucked up royal. Lucky us though!”?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have laughed my ass off, then had a ton of respect for him.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He basically said that through his ignorance of the rules. “My bat hit him and probably messed up his throw.”

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but he said, “oh I didn’t get in his way, I just hit him with the bat”, which implies that he doesn’t realize the latter is still batter’s interference. This is esp funny because Bengie got called out for doing the same exact thing the other day.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you sure?

I’m pretty sure the runner just had to go back to 1st.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. Bengie was called out because it was strike 3. He wasn’t called out because of the interference.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karma's a biznatch

History repeats itself!

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their third thread only had a couple hundred though:

http://www.talkingchop.com/2010/4/9/1413611/4-8-extra-innings-good-luck-thread

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how both fanbases hates Tchida

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They seem to claim he was siding with us a bunch though.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The non-interference call was BS

But considering he directly led to a walked in run for the Braves earlier in the game, I’m not feeling bad for them

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I am thinking he was pretty even in his terrible job.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t with us a bunch, but he was on the most important muffed call.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take credit for the win

I couldn’t watch the game until the 13th inning. I turn it on and we win. Coincidence? HARDLY.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

same, I was a 3 hour drive away from my house when this game started, but I still managed to get home for Pablo’s bloop double in the bottom of the 12th, and then the win in the 13th.

by The Franchise on Apr 9, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have won every game I have attended this year

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIGH DRIIIIIVE!
LEFT FIELD!
GAME TIED!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a nice win

Now let’s never speak of it again.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

We can talk about the Renteria HR. I am ok with talking about that.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it may be the first…and last time

by sfoakbay on Apr 9, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles: Get Used to This Feeling of Intense Coming

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

2 items

1) Another win for Afeldt (and my pokemonz) that he totally has no business receiving.

2) LOL Hudson:

Pitches-strikes: Hudson, T 77-52
Atlanta IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
Hudson, T 7.0 3 2 2 0 2 0 2.57

And a ND.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

him and Matt Cain ought to grab a drink together

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

a hard one, preferably

by sfoakbay on Apr 9, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 9, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have left him in.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Apr 9, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don't get why they took him out

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Apr 9, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was seriously one of the most awesomest games ever

We so didn’t deserve to win. Tim Hudson was dealing. Jonathan was his inconsistent self.

This was so awesome.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

hardly

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

=3?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 9, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

felt so good

to shut up all the annoying braves fans at the park having McCann and Heyward orgies….

by kezargiants on Apr 9, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

McCann can suck it – along with Russell Martin

by _Joe_ on Apr 9, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Suck it McC!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 10, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck

That was awesome

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes! I got my last piece of work out and the Giants win in the space of five minnutes!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

so excited I can’t type.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha, look

http://espn.go.com/mlb/statistics

The giants have half of their players here. Affeldt for cy young??? 2 wins already baby!

by Hamed on Apr 9, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like we’ll be playing the Blue Jays in the World Series

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOCOCK

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeremy affeldt looks… different

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Mychael "scoop" Urban

Reported that Jack Cust accepted a minor league assignment from A’s. Cust says not true.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 9, 2010 5:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I reported that 7 threads ago. He’s such a schmuck. He tries to be a “journalist”, but really he’s just a hack.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This doesn't make up for 93

Not even close

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you’re joking.

Obviously an April extra-innings win makes up for a 103 win campaign which ended on the last day of the season courtesy of a loss to the Dodgers!

Clearly.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 9, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s science

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beating them in the first round in 2002 did something. This isn’t even a drop in that bucket. Still makes me pretty happy, though.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah in all seriousness I think beating them in 2002 made for most, if not all, of 1993.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 9, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most.

Not all.

Never all.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t need to tell me, man! I was 15 years old that year and spent a good portion of the summer in the City listening to Bill Swift, John Burkett, and other ply their trade.

Plus one of my best friends, who was born and raised in California, was an Atlanta Braves fan. Yeah, you can probably figure out why.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 9, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was 15 in 1993! Wanna be pen pals???

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 9, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nen striking out Sheff in the ninth with first and third nobody out, then getting the Chipper DP is probably my favorite sports moment of all time.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wuh?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 10, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

classic rxmeister

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Midseason form!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can probably figure out why.

Sociopathy?

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 9, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was also a Cowboys and Bulls fan.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I'd like to destroy them in the playoffs just so I can hear that haunted tomahawk chop again.

One of the top moments of my childhood.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing game!

I wish I was there, hopefully tomorrow will be as good.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you pitch? Bruce Bochy needs you for middle relief tomorrow night.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

LOL intense coming!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

awwww

I missed steve young and jerry rice! They don’t show us that on the radio side

by superk1ng on Apr 9, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL YES!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOING!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we missed the annual Braves/Giants marathon, eh?

Isn’t this an annual event?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

annual x2

Just slap me. I’m skipping.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 9, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

History repeating?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrecked

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic number: 157

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 9, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I still cannot believe we won that.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL listening to Linkin Park in the clubhouse.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So what are the chances of Renteria breaking the .700 barrier this season?

I mean, he’s leaving Ted Williams in the freakin’ DUST

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Apr 9, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Totally doable.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sustainable!

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

regression to the mean

by sfoakbay on Apr 9, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

AffLOLdt on postgame show — bringing the lolz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone remember who started the game? Mark Gardner?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Kirk Reuter.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefty O'doul

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry Rice, I think. Then Steve Young relieved him.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlee?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Swift.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Dude does not like he’d have a lot of qualms about plunkin’ you.

by taliesin on Apr 9, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’d be gentlemanly about it.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d give you a Christian bruise with seams on it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Jamie better than Amy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I want them both

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

by zuma420 on Apr 9, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the side effect of seeing Mychael Urban in the exhibition games is that Amy G. looks both hotter and smarter.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF

THIS MEANS SWEEP!!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE, BIATCH

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Baggs
If #SFGiants have to use Todd Wellemeyer today, they can’t come back with Tim Lincecum on 4 days rest tomorrow. Timmy threw his ’pen today

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T TELL TIM LINCECUM WHAT HE CAN AND CANNOT DO

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

zito was up next, I guess

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what Bochy said.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum can do whatever he wants

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY BRaves1

Your beloved Bravos just got owned by a bunch of gaywads

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I accept full responsibility for the win after leaving the GDT in the fifth inning. Also, Edgar Renaria.

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I also left the thread in the fifth.

by TGOH on Apr 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

together, we can take over the galaxy

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 10, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

RENTERIA!!!

That is all I have to say.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 9, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I watched the Houston sweeper on MLB - TV

On a feed so weak I couldn’t watch the full screen.
I saw Rowand miss another down/away by a foot.

I haven’t heard/seen baseball since.

I have spent a lot of time trying to master layering.
And just when I had it done I thought "Hey, let’s clean EdGar’s teeth!
And in doing so lost everything I had.

Also – trying to duplicate a curve at pixel level is maddening.

I was afraid today would be a gut check – but from what you’re all saying it was more amazing baseball where we didn’t expect it.

Hell of a start.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 9, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly game is silly.

But Fuck I Love Baseball.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

True story:

The Giants are the best team of the decade.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 9, 2010 5:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

SUSTAINABLE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truer story:

The Giants are the best team of the EVAR.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listened to the game on the drive home from LA

Great win, but I don’t have any fingernails left.

by imovermyhead on Apr 9, 2010 5:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

It was an ugly game

But you gotta give credit to the pitching staff – they took Hay-wad out of the game nicely.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WE B WINNIN!!!!

4-0!!! 4-0!!!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL raiders

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Oakland

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 9, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL subject line

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

First: Fuck yeah! 4-0. Hell of a way to open up the season at home. That was a lot of fun (in the end).

Second: Did the Giants’ bullpen get significantly more worked than the Braves’? Hudson was so efficient for so long while Sanchez struggled early. That might come into play in the next couple games.

by Seasick fish on Apr 9, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah...

We just have to get through tomorrow. Timmy will just pitch a complete game Sunday and we’ll be in good shape again.

by Cixelsyd on Apr 9, 2010 7:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think what’s gonna come into play is the braves’ night game, red eye flight, then the extra innings game the next afternoon

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great win

…but god does Rowand suck. So painful to watch.

by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Jon’s call on the homer.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Many people clearly misunderstood that poll question.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

MILLER’S GAR HOMER CALL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Great call by Jon on Rent’s homer

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Apr 9, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

My story

I came home from work just in time for the Runzler walking in the run fiasco. Rent hit the HR just as I got done cooking dinner. Best evening ever.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

You need to have some words with your son. Needs to cut down on his GIDPs

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not happy

that edgar renteria is a better hitter ATM

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loath competitive fathers who live through their children

My son > your son

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You suck

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

As best I can tell, the only compelling reason to procreate is to be able to play kids sports again, even if it is through your child.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy looks almost giddy up there

I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken

by joeytothelimit on Apr 9, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO would have been next up if Affeldt had to be pulled.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry Zito: Relief Pitcher

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATL 14 LOB

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ATLOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to run errands at the top of the 11th. Finished right at the urine steal. Threw salad all over the place. Yes I’m that obvious.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe

I love iPad autocorrect. So apt.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELITIST

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/eats cheese, sips Sauvignon blanc

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

These press conferences are always weird – you can’t ever hear the question; you just see Bochy looking at something somewhere, then he starts talking.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand and Renteria are the heroes.

/sabez was right!

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

i missed the home run

but joined in just after; my boss at work gave me his mlb.tv pass so i can follow the game but my computer crashed at work!!!

so goddamn happy we beat the braves.

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Apr 9, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

/hides

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bronxstreet Boys?

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

I only recognized two of them and went from there.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like the AC Slater fan club.

-- Born Yesterday

by thatdog on Apr 9, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is this?

I recognize three obvious ones. But not the other two.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the Alex Gonzalezes and Rey Ordonez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t recognize them because they sucked.

by superk1ng on Apr 9, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the plate.

Rey Ordonez could pick it defensively.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonzalez could too. Until he couldn’t

LOL Bartman game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Fuck the Cubs, too. I have no pity whatsoever and will be pissed if/when they finally get to/win the WS.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. When I was in SF for the Cub series, their idiot fans filled the ballpark. Whenever they did something good their fans would point to their jerseys like their team had 35 World Series rings. The Cubs franchise is an all time joke, and you’re pointing to your jersey?

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

He would have to be a god defensively to make up for that 59 career OPS+.

by superk1ng on Apr 9, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria now has the record for most hits through the first 4 games in SF Giants history with 11.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem looks snazzy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip with his beer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t Kuip always have a beer on the post-game show? Every time I’ve watched (which isn’t many) he’s drinking Guinness.

by taliesin on Apr 9, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s comforting, it makes me feel like all is right in the world.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know he always has snacks, and often shoves the mic up his nose.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

His beer drinking face is pretty damn funny. Lots of lip smacking, apparently.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also, despite Bowker’s 0/5 today, I’m at least temporarily in first place in my Pokemonz league. I’ll enjoy it for the 5 minutes it lasts. Suck it, jcb9!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Aside from the win, I am very happy that the “Rally Christina Hendricks” pic brought us great success. That is something I would not mind seeing more often.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 9, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I used the find function for "fuck" in each thread

Thread #1: 28
Thread #2: 33
Thread #3: 40
Thread #4: 41
Thread #5: 74
Thread #6: 55
Thread #7: 38

Total: 309

/wipes tear from eye

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t even include the drawn out ones.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the STFDs

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Thread 5

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that was the umpire lost the strike zone thread

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that the Giants had no business winning this game but still did…that’s a very, very good sign for the 2010 season.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Or a very, very bad one.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HUDSON

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll even out, at the worst possible time.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pessimism Week isn’t until August.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/marks calendar

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Week?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 9, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man. I would love it Renteria were good this season.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I would love it Renteria too

by bombs on Apr 9, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t you read? He is an alien.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

did scout6 just say:

“I’m going to love Renteria something good this season.”
Was that a compliment or a threat?

by fiji.siv on Apr 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, that joke would work a lot better if what I really said was not 3 inches above this.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a TWSS in that comment somewhere

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Todd. I hope you are feeling good. Because you are going 8 innings no matter what happens tomorrow.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I would think that only Wilson wouldn’t be available tomorrow. The others didn’t pitch that long.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 9, 2010 6:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

after checking the pitch count, I would think Runzler is unavailable as well. Romo pitched more than an inning, but only threw 13 pitches.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, after looking at the pitch counts, I don’t think the bullpen situation will be as dire as I thought tonight. Mota, Waldis and Romo at least should all be fine to pitch and Medders and Affeldt could probably come in if necessary as well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Opening Day Players

Miller: Aaron Rowand (lol) for 7th inning hit against Hudson and game winner.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll allow it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 9, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow: The Bullpen. Yes, all of them.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Despite the walks, they really did have a gutsy game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, handled the game from the 5th inning on.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was weird when Amy told Rowand that the Giants didn’t receive their typical level of outstanding pitching. I assume she meant just from the starter, because the bullpen was nails. Even Runzler wasn’t that bad.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Runzler did struggle with or without the insane strike zone. Being squeezed just compounded matters.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I thought that Runzler was bad. That pickoff saved his ass.

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by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now if LA could lose I will have had a good day

by bombs on Apr 9, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip

Drunk and killing it.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip takes Eli Whiteside for his stop of Affeldt’s pitches in the dirt.

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by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuiper: Eli Whiteside (?) The stop he made in the 13th inning to stop McCann from going from 2nd to 3rd.

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Is anyone picking Edgar? Did I miss that?

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

They all praised him, but no one picked him because it would be too obvious.

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem: Juan Uribe for drawing the only walk of the game. And aggressive baserunning.

Good boy, Flem

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

If all the games this weekend are like this I won’t be able to take it.

God I hope Sunday isn’t rained out. I really want to go to this game.

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, none of them know what Bochy said about the order of pitchers. They were picking Wellemeyer to go next.

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer will likely be pitching deep into tomorrow’s game no matter how he does.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That could get ugly. Walks and balls in play = bad news.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

no subject line D:

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, I forgot

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t you use your mod powers and delete it?

by taliesin on Apr 9, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP THIS.

at least put a subject.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize at first it was different. So my apologies. I was more mad that it was being posted like for the 20th time.

But yeah, subjects and all.

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again?

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He added The Situation to it.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does that mean?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude from Jersey Shore or w/e.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gives up. :(

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

again, what does that mean?

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking this is pretty much played out from overuse.

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by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck!!!! needz subj line, dude

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

took me a while to notice the difference

by superk1ng on Apr 9, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

zito? where’s he hiding…

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 9, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wildcard!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 9, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

new win now pic!

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by atxgiantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god shut up radnich

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Really bad add to the post-game show.

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by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a fantlastic plastics place

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Talking Chop
I’m not sure that Rowand could have hit McCann harder or more obviously with his backswing if he’d tried. I mean the barrel of his bat was in McCann’s armpit. What was Tshita looking at, his watch? Absolutely pathetic. 14 LOB to 2 for them. Absolutely pathetic.

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

McCann moved right into the bat. It wasn’t like Rowand shoved the bat into his pit.

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by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, we only had 2 LOB?

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s interesting—does he really count as LOB?

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 9, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well we only had like 2 hits.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the umpire can rule it interference unless it was intentional. I might be wrong though

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Rowand’s bat struck McCann, and Tschida wasn’t seeing strikes all day, so there you are.

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by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZING

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no way the home plate ump could see that

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

zzzzzzzing

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by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not true

Rule 6.06( c ) …
“If a batter strikes at a ball and misses and swings so hard he carries the bat all the way around and, in the umpire’s judgment, unintentionally hits the catcher or the ball in back of him on the backswing before the catcher has securely held the ball, it shall be called a strike only (not interference).”

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This refers to catcher’s interference though, right?

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by lyricalkiller on Apr 9, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could that possibly refer to catcher interference?

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by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it describes a situation where the batter’s bat hits the catcher’s glove, and explicitly states that, unlike other situations where the batter’s bat hit’s the catcher’s glove, this qualifies as a strike but not catcher’s interference…

However, it doesn’t, I was wrong, so nevermind.

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by lyricalkiller on Apr 9, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

um wut

where do you see the word glove there?

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by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at that, I don’t. Nevermind, from the beginning.

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by lyricalkiller on Apr 9, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batters interference

From MLB.com

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone else find this rule hilarious?

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 9, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this apply only during/immediately after the swing? Is there a separate ruling for a throw down to 2nd?

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a separate comment on that...

I edited that out of my post since it didn’t apply to that situation.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

….That was the situation. He was throwing to 2nd!

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I maybe misunderstood your question...

There are separate comments related to a catcher throwing, but not related to the situation with Rowand.

I think the key question is whether or not the catcher was able to “securely hold the ball”. If he does secure the ball, the play continues. If the catcher drops the ball, then the ball is dead and the runner can’t advance.

That’s the way I interpret it, anyway. I’ll admit, it’s not the most clearly written of rules. The thing is, though, the fact that the rule focuses on whether or not the catcher has securely held the ball I think is significant. I think it’s saying that if the catcher catches the pitch, and if the batter doesn’t leave the batters box or intentionally make contact with the catcher, there’s no interference and the play continues.

Here’s 6.06 ( c ) in its entirety:

© He interferes with the catcher’s fielding or throwing by stepping out of the batter’s box or making any other movement that hinders the catcher’s play at home base. EXCEPTION: Batter is not out if any runner attempting to advance is put out, or if runner trying to score is called out for batter’s interference.
Rule 6.06© Comment: If the batter interferes with the catcher, the plate umpire shall call "interference." The batter is out and the ball dead. No player may advance on such interference (offensive interference) and all runners must return to the last base that was, in the judgment of the umpire, legally touched at the time of the interference.
If, however, the catcher makes a play and the runner attempting to advance is put out, it is to be assumed there was no actual interference and that runner is out—not the batter. Any other runners on the base at the time may advance as the ruling is that there is no actual interference if a runner is retired. In that case play proceeds just as if no violation had been called.
If a batter strikes at a ball and misses and swings so hard he carries the bat all the way around and, in the umpire’s judgment, unintentionally hits the catcher or the ball in back of him on the backswing before the catcher has securely held the ball, it shall be called a strike only (not interference). The ball will be dead, however, and no runner shall advance on the play.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My interpretation of the rule is that the ump can call it interference or not, but if he clarifies it as a situation as described in bold above, he can send the runner back. So basically, he would say that is a situation where he could call interference at his discretion, he does not call interference, but Uribe would have to go back to first.

I think what happened today was Cheetah did not see that it was even that kind of situation.

But even if he knew it was the situation as outlined above. He would be crazy to say so because I think that would show a bit of bias.

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I can see that...

For me, though, I just think the rules on contact between batter and catcher tend to strongly favor the batter, and this I think is just another case. Based on how the catchers interference rule is enforced, I think the basic principle is that the batters box is primarily the domain of the batter. As long as he stays in the box and doesn’t make an obvious attempt to interfere with the catcher, he’s within the rules. McCann essentially entered into Rowand’s space when he attempted to throw out Uribe.

Certainly it’s open to interpretation. Either way, Tschida definitely did not have a good day today.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know there's a rule

But I just imagine a batter wielding an 82 inch bat just for the chaos factor.

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by iammclovin on Apr 9, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you. If he’s going to step up for a throw, he should have to step OUT into the far box. Like with catcher’s interference, if he’s close enough to get hit it’s probably his own fault.

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by Solidarity on Apr 9, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is clear (at least to me) from watching the replay that Rowand does not hit the catcher on his backswing. Rather, the catcher in stepping forward in his throw to second “runs into” the backswing after it was already completed.

I think the umpire got it right (even if for the wrong reason). I am an umpire and you cannot call what you did not see and the HP umpire was blocked out from seeing the contact.

by nofreetime on Apr 9, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If one of the line umps had sen it, could they have said something? Or is it just the home plate ump who can call interference?

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by Solidarity on Apr 9, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be up to the HP umpire to ask for help

if he felt he was blocked out from seeing something.

by nofreetime on Apr 9, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense

Thanks.

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by Solidarity on Apr 9, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure that if the umpire saw it, he would have called interference because the bat contact clearly altered the play.

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

As I point out elsewhere, McCann stepped into Rowand while he was still in his backswing, to the point of bumping Rowand in the box. If you watch the replay, you see the ump point to Rowand’s feet – he was still in the box, and just doing his routine. McCann moved himself into position to be interfered with, it’s his own fault, and the ump made the right call.

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by Solidarity on Apr 10, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

he had definitely securely held the ball though

by bombs on Apr 9, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, because the REASON he got hit is because he stepped up to throw to second base. He must have already secured the ball in order to step up and throw.

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by Solidarity on Apr 9, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Rowand...

That’s exactly how Tschida explained it.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was pretty clearly not intentional. Rowand’s just bad enough to have that kind of backswing.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my feeling.

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would have guessed Rowand’s constant swinging and missing would help the Giants?

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SABES WUZ RITE!

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was that kind of game, but tschida flat out sucked

by sfoakbay on Apr 9, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Aaron Rowand actually would have tried to hit McCann with the bat he would have missed.

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by rxmeister on Apr 9, 2010 6:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Haha

Swung right over the top of him.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCann would need to go more outside

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by Gobroks on Apr 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like the lead in they had for their game thread though:
It’s Tim Hudson vs. Jonathan Sanchez this afternoon in sunny San Francicso. Can Huddy quench the hitting supernova that is Edgar Renteria? Can the Braves actually drive a runner in from 3rd with less than 2 outs? Can the Giants’ uniform guys spell “G-I-A-N-T-S” correctly? We’re about to find out.

Minus “Huddy” though.

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two out of three ain’t bad!

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opening Day MCC Comment Today

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by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we skip Tmrw and get to Timmy on sunday

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by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 9, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I left at the end of the 12th inning

Did I miss anything?

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by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

some more fail, then a nice win

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the ugliest baseball that will ever be played.

Lucky for you, there will be more just like it tomorrow!

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe tomorrow's game is going to be broadcast on Channel 11

Since I am too cheap to buy cable. It will be the first game I’ll actually be able to watch this season.

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by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually its on NBC, so if you are bay area local you should get it no problem.

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And actually watch Panda GIDP

In all his glory.

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by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Channel 11 is NBC.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SILENCE.

(is in Fresno)

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

use your scouting skills and GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE

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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ironically, it’s my scouting skills that led me to wind up here. (True and long story)

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

failscout

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joan from Mad Men!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait what?

Christina Hendricks was here? what?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

haz a drool

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey knbr, nothing like following up a great Giants win with @#$%#$%^&$%^&

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

The most over played, terrible song in the world

by nataku on Apr 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

+eleventy fucking billion

jesus that “song” (hesitate to call it that) is awful

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

  1. nerbs!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grrr… SBN format fail…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

First in Runs Allowed and second in Runs Scored!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't believe this hasn't been posted

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That’s so rad!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 9, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done

This is awesome. Crazy game, and if you believe in momentum, it shows basically a momentum shift in graphical form.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love crazy games like this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not

my heart is weak.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love them when the Giants win.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned anyway

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reinstate him so you can ban him again!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU NEED TO SEE IT TO GET OVER IT

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly the kind of disgusting image that makes a subject line so pleasant of a courtesy to your fellow posters….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I’m really sorry about that. Usually I’m religious about subject lines. That’s my B.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh is this an excuse to delete this???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Feel free. I just wanted to rebut your point about loving crazy games.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/vomits

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuck you

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck a dick, die in a fire, and BANNED!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re in this thing, we’re in this thing, we’re in this thing, we’re in this thing, we’re in- OH NO

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohoo for cardiac arrests!

by sfoakbay on Apr 9, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CUBS!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait? I thought the game started at 7! Nobody tells me things!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 9, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

dude

you missed the game dude.

by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ive figured that much out.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 9, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also. Why the FUCK are the Royals playing Yuniesky Betancourt over Mike Aviles.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 9, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Front LOLffice

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did they replace the worst SS in baseball with the 2nd worst? THROUGH TRADE?

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

not every shortstop can be Edgar Renteria

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aviles actually has potential though!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 10, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not only that

but Dan Cortes was (still is, actually) a solid pitching prospect

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many 3-run deficits did the Giants comeback from last season?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

At least one: the Renteria grand slam game against the Rockies.

by taliesin on Apr 11, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Rowand would have spent less time riding bikes in the offseason and more time learning how to identify an outside slider.

by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have hit across some canyons.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Hiroki Kuroda?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL – He’s my Pokemon!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t help but wonder if Tschida did notice the interference, but just wanted the goddamn game to end already.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i don't see how he could've seen it

he was completely blocked

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless he stepped in front of the plate, he could not have seen the head of the bat in McCann’s armpit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched the Renteria HR again on my iPhone.

so awesome.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I watched it about ten times already with mine. Kuip’s call is awesome.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Anyone else love MLB's Solid 60

1 hr of baseball without commercials? And the Reds nearly gave it away to the Cubs.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I am watching right now. Its pretty awesome.

And hey, the Cubs blew it in the 8th when they gave up a Grand Slam.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SBN CSS JINX ATTEMPT.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ICP sucks.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re kinda missing the point

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who says? I am merely stating my point.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELICOPTER RIDES!!

Oh, I already did that one.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and by that I mean:

Tom Scharpling and Paul F Tompkins discuss the Gathering of the Juggalos. (8mb mp3)

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my 2500th comment

And I’m using it to say…

Fuck the Braves with rusty chainsaws.

And Scott Hairston too.

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch. but +1 nonetheless

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Mike Scioscia hate Mike Napoli?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why I dropped him from my team. He’s not going to see much time behind the plate.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t that jerk just trade Napoli to a team that will appreciate him? Good gravy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Mathis just screwed the pooch on a play at the plate.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw saying last October that the Giants should trade for Napoli. He had a superior season to Molina in almost every way.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 9, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants should pick him up

He has decent power and the Angels have a lot of catchers

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as ‘Why has Mike Scioscia ate Mike Napoli?’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That “gotta have ’em” ad behind home plate really got me when I first saw it. I was like “no, don’t start yet, someone is trying to adjust that ad!”

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

zomg. has any one seen the talkin chop symbol on their homepage. its a gif. grant needs to steal this for mccovey

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 9, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

not that particular gif though.

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 9, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like the McC logo. the gif thing makes the page look silly even though it was an awesome hit.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 9, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the McC logo is a classic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got your .gif right here

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perseus should’ve just used this on the Kracken and saved himself all that hassle of finding Medusa and cutting off her head without looking directly at her.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been a real time saver.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 99% sure that's temporary

It used to be a tomahawk, and I think it’ll go back to that in a while.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant wanted to use the "Dancing Goofus" gif

…but couldn’t afford the licensing

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 9, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game. It was hot out there. I happen to be talking with the lady next to me and she is the mother of Giants minor league pitcher Kyle Woodruff.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 9, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Well Marlins, If you are gonna lose, I guess lose big?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PALMER

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KEMP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RIHANNA

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was easy...

Question: what was up with the huge gap the Braves left up the middle during Uribe’s last at bat? It looked like they basically vacated the whole center of the infield. Were they doing that the rest of the game?

by Duelling Brandos on Apr 9, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PS, how much nicer would life be

with Rajai Davis at CF and $12M to spend on a 1b? ;)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t like the move to drop him at the time.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither

and a CF with 5 defense and a .350 OBP is pretty damn valuable.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was surprised they gave up on him so quick

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad soldier?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 9, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not his rep

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man was bad in 19 PAs with the Giants in 2008

What more evidence do you need that he was never going to be good?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so glad they haven’t done that with Bowker yet.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yet.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor, poor Houston

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

my candidate for the disaster club of the year.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god. I was in the first row of the bleachers for the entire 13. What a friggin show. What. A show. Fwiw, row 00 of 140 is a great place to watch from

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 9, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Is anyone else having a problem where this site first loads with the regular orange color scheme, and then changes to where it displays red text instead?

by Seasick fish on Apr 9, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's taking an inordinate amount of time to load for me.

I mean – I’m halfway down the thread and it still hasn’t set.
That may have as much to do with a very slow computer as anything else, though.

I’d love to consult with the McCoven PC knowitalls amongst you as to what the culprit might be…it’s getting progressively worse. Crap, I can’t even hold the MLB radio feed now.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ayup.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yaw

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Apr 9, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opo

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve already e-mailed support a few times. They’re on it. I’m going to take their silence for diligence.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The plan for the offseason!
They’re on it. I’m going to take their silence for diligence

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game is on TV again!

Does CSN really don’t have anything else to show?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 9, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Encore!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 9, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like this, especially for a day game when a lot of people don’t get a chance to watch it live.

I admit to watching many games last year using Comcast’s On-Demand ensuring that I don’t hear ahead of time the results. It is nice because you can watch a whole game without missing much in like 20-30 minutes.

by nofreetime on Apr 9, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I"m going to sleep well tonight

knowing that the Giants are empirically the best team in baseball.

by coolandtough on Apr 9, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

science rules!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

LOL BREWERS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Beer

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HOFFMAN!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Hofbrau

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that pitch he threw was darned difficult to hit, imo

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are so high, dude

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we had too many posts to run the algorithm or w/e.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has no idea what’s going on, man.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your 2010 Giants: Already overachieving!

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yet another Jeff Mathis screw up. Doubt he’ll be blamed for that one either.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh Bumgarner

3 IP, 11 hits, 4 ER, 2 BB’s 2 K’s

Anyone know what his velocity was like?

by giants92388 on Apr 9, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

so the reports that he had gotten it over 90 recently were false :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruh-roh

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Apr 9, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it’s early, but I think we all share a feeling of dread for MadBum. The Giants have struck gold on too much pitching lately, and we are due for a flop. Yep, I’m laying this one at the feet of the baseball gods. May they be well pleased with their offering.

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Apr 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw the box score. Brutal. I’d hoped for far, far better.

I’m pretty sure this is all Posey’s fault.

Seriously though, :( MadBum.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 9, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

Jacks Williams hit two doubles!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAX

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

/moves ahead of Posey on the catching depth chart

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by Gobroks on Apr 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone tweeted that he was in the 86 range.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 9, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's like Woody territory

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even want to bring up Foppert, but that’s where he was too. :(

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 9, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t Foppert throwing 88-90 when he first came up? I don’t remember him being mid-80s.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember him as a hard thrower

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was supposed to be a hard thrower in the minors (like mid-90s) but by the time he was called up, he didn’t throw much harder than 91.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was between 87-89 when he first came up, but it dipped to consistently 85, 86 later in the season.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 9, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing wrong with 91!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

In happier news, LOL Zavada. Dude’s ERA is 81!

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by esseffgeez on Apr 9, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone explained the drop in velocity?

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

for Foppert?

His elbow was fucked up

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

During spring training he threw a pitch and heard (and felt) a huge “pop” from his elbow. Of course, since he’s a good soldier, he didn’t complain to anyone about it, and instead just ruined his career by continuing to pitch for a few more months without an elbow.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 10, 2010 5:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol married

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

shiiiiiiiit

shoulda taken heyward

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hindsight, etc

I can’t get too mad about it.

It’s not like we took Luke Hochevar or something…

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by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

it was said in half jest.

That said, we did have plenty of pitching. Woulda been smarter to take a position player there and gotten Porcello later

/wcw

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s not really relevant. Even with our plenty of pitching we have Tod Wellemeyer pitching every 5th day.

The main point wcw as making is a point that people still generally choose to ignore for some reason – top hitting prospects are significantly more valuable than top pitching prospects. It might not be “fair”, but it’s the truth.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 10, 2010 5:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually do agree with that point

and TBH I never really understood why they took 2 pitchers in the first round of that draft. Obviously I hoped it would turn out better than it has so far, but it always seemed like a strange move to make in that situation.

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

That

was one of the best games that I’ve attended in the last ~6 years

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 9, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

nice!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

people in our section started making paper airplanes out of the calendars and launching them and i attribute the 9th inning rally to a couple of great flights

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 9, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Aaron Rowand on the phone on the 9 PST broadcast of Baseball Tonight.

“So Aaron, which was better? Your hit, or your slide?”

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 9, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Rownads on BT—who woulda thunk it?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s be real, here. It’s an anti-Central bias, and rightfully so.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

One concern

DP’s. Can we please get over this current funk with DP’s? The Giants have 10 so far whereas the next closest team has 5. I hate bunts, but I might be an advocate for them if this shit keeps going on.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

/hate the dp

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it definitely hurts sometimes.

by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss, for sure

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

She actually did say that

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Apr 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if Rent draws a walk with 1 out (aka Rowand), you’d be ok with having Pablo drop a bunt and make it 2 outs with Huff on deck? Man, only on the Giants would this actually make sense.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 9, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course I wouldn’t want Pablo to bunt. Hensley, or someone on the team needs to wring these guys necks if they GIDP. Maybe a Kangaroo Court fine, or something..I dont know. Shit has got to stop.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

For every DP Panda and/or Molina are involved in:

They should have to do some form of extra exercise at practice.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Molina can do a sit up.

by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Pablo gets his workouts in.

Think about the amount of thrust necessary to get that C-5A body of his airborne.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

STOP MOCKING MY BOY

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game with JCTgamer and he said the same thing every single time it was rowand leading off. Time for renteria to start a 1 out rally!

by nataku on Apr 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I know you.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait for the funk to leave!

Hopefully

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL

you know, I try to watch these american league games, but as soon as the pitcher throws the ball, I’m, like, that guy doesn’t hit….I doesn’t seem like the same game as when I watch an NL game; it’s like some other form of baseball, not as good.

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in this line

I don’t like watching AL teams at all. Sometimes the twins..but yeah. Different and not as good

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Howry with the final pitch in the DBacks win over PIT.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Mop-Up Duty for Howry

More Baseball Tonight shenanigans: “The Giants lost Bobby Howry from their bullpen from last season.”

Yeah, our bullpen is reeling without Howry and Valdez.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 9, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

even Guillermo Howry is an upgrade over Bobby Howry

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

whereas Bobby Mota is a severe downgrade

by sfoakbay on Apr 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well done

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Post Game Show

Anyone know where I can find the Post Game show Podcast? I can’t find it on KNBR.com

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

They seem to have the whole postgame wrap video clip on the CSN site. I often check there after a game. They’ll usually have player interviews and other short segments but not the whole wrap. This time, though, yay. If you have the appropriate browser-fu you can download it.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/can’t find the clip

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found it. Thanks

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I had no idea they televised the KNBR postgame show. Do they do this for every game? Extra Innings always cuts off before this comes on I guess.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have cable myself. I heard that they were actually airing the postgame wrap last season at least at the start, but may have stopped doing it after a few weeks because, I don’t know, CSN executives didn’t want people to see Kruk and Kuip drinking through the whole thing.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They typically do it for just the home games.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s pretty fun to watch, esp. when Kuip is drunk

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked a bit drunk today

Spent 2 minutes propping his mic up against something, then ate pistachios.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

why shouldn’t he have a beer or two?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. It’s under the “CSN Video” section. There’s a play window and below it a two-row thumbnail menu of video clips. It’s constantly updated but at this moment, it’s the fourth from the left on the top row of thumbnails. If I could find a direct link I would paste it in here but there isn’t one.

KNBR will probably have the audio-only clip on its website sometime tomorrow or something, too.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

CSN does a good job with the post-game stuff. Good turnaround time too.

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by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I'm feeling pretty good about my pick to win the AL West

The A’s have looked great so far. It’s early, sure, but hey.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BAY BRIDGE SERIEEZZ

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That'd be great

I’d love to give the rest of the country a big middle finger by having the series between two clubs who can see each other’s stadiums on a clear day.

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by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as we win this time

and there’s no earthquakes.

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Not to mention this while AL East fapfest that’s been going on since 2003.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome win, but thanks for burning our goddamn bullpen Tshita.

Don’t take it out on us because you’re mad at the Yanx/Sox, ass.

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by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Look out San Francicso, here come the Dodgers!!

by Skunkburner on Apr 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

HA HA HA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

> TrueBlueLA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks
//shrugs

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I was at that game. Took his shoe too. The gigantes are playing good ball, but beware we are coming up to take what is ours. 1st place.

by Skunkburner on Apr 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up

your team is BEHIND OURS right now. You don’t get to talk shit when you’re behind.

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Coming over here after going 1-2 against the Pirates? Get out of here.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

scoreboard

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWJMS

(That’s what Jamie McCourt Said)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be green every time it's posted

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did I laugh so much more at the odd wording of that subject?

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disapproving Randy Johnson is disapproving.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

"champagne supernova"

doesn’t exactly fit anymore … or yet.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 10, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a great song

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Baggs’ Postgame Notes:

The Giants were 1-57 when trailing after eight innings last season. So they’ve already equaled last year’s total for ninth-inning comeback wins. Amazing.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

162-0, BABY!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe we saw any of this today. Say Hey Kid my arse.

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by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on

in his first AB the guy crushed a ball 450 feet. He’s good.

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have irrational love for him

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, Hittracker says that shot went 476 feet. There’s no way. Remember the two shots Bonds hit off Russ Ortiz at Turner Field in ‘04? (Warning: HR distance obsessing coming up.) The first went into the second level of seats further back than Heyward’s shot, but closer to the foul line. Still, I would have to say it was longer than Heyward’s (TWSS), but it was measured at “only” 467 feet.

The second was hit almost in the exact same spot as Heyward’s (into the back of the RF bullpen), but was measured at 462.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

it was 462 and not 476. The point is he was in his first major league at bat and he fucking crushed the ball to a distance where BARRY EFFING BONDS used to hit it in his best season ever. He’s really good. If we could adopt players from other teams he’d be my guy, even though I know I’m super late to the bandwagon.

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually care more about Hittracker than Heyward. (Sorry, I know the original thread was about Heyward, but my name is non sequitur after all.) The past season I’ve been checking Hittracker’s reports of HR distances against the estimates I see in papers. I in particular like their “Highlight Homers” section where they explain for example why Andres Galarraga’s HR in Florida in 1997 traveled only 461 feet rather than the 579 it was initially estimated at. So the Heyward HR distance figure, which seems noticeably off, is a little disconcerting to me.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

I’m just not sure there’s a totally accurate way to gauge a HR’s distance though. I mean, the wall that Heyward’s went over was 399, and it landed WELL beyond it. It’s tough to tell from the camera angle, but I could see where the ball landing being 76 feet behind the wall. It certainly wouldn’t shock me

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

can't sleep

You know, this could be right. The bullpens at Turner Field are perpendicular to the outfield fence rather than parallel. If we estimate that there’s about 15 feet of padding combined behind the mound and the plate in the bullpen, then you’d figure that the base of the back bullpen wall is about 75 feet from the 399 marker. So a HR that hit the base of the wall could indeed have traveled approximately 476 feet.

If that’s the case, though, then that first Bonds HR against Ortiz in ’04 must have gone something like 485 or 490 rather than 467.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 3:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That wouldn't shock me either

Bonds was pretty good, I hear

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not, I should say, that I’m into anything so crude as comparing players by the length of their … HRs. Or that I don’t appreciate the simple beauty of taking an outside pitch the opposite way for a clean single. Still, very long HRs are fun.

TWSS.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

and I think that someone who hits it to bondsian-like lengths the first time he ever swings a bat in the major leagues is someone who’s pretty special

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. All it shows is that he has power potential. So does Delmon Young.

Give him a few months.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t adjust for inflation

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but stealing our legend for an extremely high upside rook is just insane.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let me rephrase that. I am all for him doing good in his career(except against us), but you just don’t call him the next Mays from the moment he steps on the field and hits an HR.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably just a play on his name. I mean, if you’re an Atlanta Brave and people go to the trouble of comparing you to a right-hand hitting Hall of Famer even though you’re left-handed, why not just go with Aaron.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah true. I just hate the Braves either way.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

I thought all the comparisons were to aaron.. I never heard the mays one. That’s just ridiculous

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy day for me there. Hope you all had a fun time at the game and watching listening from wherever

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria and Rowand

For Hanley and Maybin…. Getter done!!

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by The Thrill on Apr 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

1-900-GNTZ-BRZ

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by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You make the phones ring?

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by jctGamer on Apr 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Susan! There’s a man on the phone who wants me to get a handle of ramirez! Is that better than the tequila we have now?

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by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suzanne takes you down to a place by the river
You can hear the boats go by
You can spend the night forever
And you know that she’s half crazy
And that’s why you want to be there

by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I have absolutely no idea what I am looking at.

But I like it.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

It WAS Bobby Cox padsding his ejection record.

Now it’s not.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Padding. Sheesh...

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting. Rent hasn’t been ejected since 2008 so I guess he was overdue.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/9/1413408/fourth-thread#34251053

I had a dream last night that Uribe drew a bases-loaded walk in this game. If I turn out to be an oracle, then there’s still hope for this game.
# Uribe walked on a full count.
# Velez struck out.
# Uribe stole second, on catcher McCann’s throwing error, Uribe to third.
# Rowand infield single to third, Uribe scored.

My prophecies still need some work, but they’re getting there.

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 5:10 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad that the Giants scored more runs than their opponents. Also, the fact that it happened in extra innings made the win even more exciting.

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by rotorueter on Apr 10, 2010 6:11 AM PDT reply actions  

YIPPEE!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jump for joy

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 10, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tim has hops

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 10, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love these men, despite all of their faults.

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by rotorueter on Apr 10, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Enabler.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am the Tammy Wynette of the SF Giants.

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by rotorueter on Apr 10, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

High Timmeh is high

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by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the looks on Wilson and Affeldts’ faces. They must have been hangin with Tim before the game.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are, what, 4 .GIFs on this page?

Three of them are…stuttering.

Velez, bless him, continues to perfectly dump Martin’s ass.
What the heck is up with the other three?

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

So, so awesome

And Stardust OST FTW!

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by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you look closely, you can see me around 35 seconds in

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 10, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re Bruce Bochy? D:

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by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re Bruce Bochy? D:

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you the guy running to the left?

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by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you the guy running to the left?

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by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

No I was holding the door on the right side

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 10, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

No I was holding the door on the right side

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M CONFUSED

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M CONFUSED

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, the website is still poo. I miss orange.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 10, 2010 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, though. It isn’t blood, it’s just the beet salad you ate last night.

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by rotorueter on Apr 10, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of the new “getting heimy’d”

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 10, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Forget it took them four hours, one minute and 13 innings to beat a worn-down outfit without the services of its injured Cooperstown-bound third baseman.

Ignore their starting pitcher giving them next to nothing.

Disregard the need to use eight pitchers and every position player to dispose of a team that had just played a night game three time zones away and didn’t arrive here until 2:05 a.m. for Friday’s 1:36 p.m. first pitch.

The Giants won.

Really, Mr Amy G? 6 Ks (including Heyward 2x) and 4 1/3 IP are nothing? If you’re going to be an apologist for the Braves, then consider this for Jonathan Sanchez:

- He was making his first Opening Day start
- He faced a much better team than Lincecum, Zito and Cain (yes, even without Larry)
- He got zero run support. Plus, after each inning, he probably sat in the dugout 5 minutes before the Giants made 3 quick outs and it was his turn to pitch again
- For all his struggles, he only allowed 3 runs.

Argh. Annoying hyperbole is annoying.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

And then there's The Chron

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by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

And then there's The Chron

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by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're on a roll

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live to give!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live to give!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think something is wrong with your computer

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget it took them four hours, one minute and 13 innings to beat a worn-down outfit without the services of its injured Cooperstown-bound third baseman.

Ignore their starting pitcher giving them next to nothing.

Disregard the need to use eight pitchers and every position player to dispose of a team that had just played a night game three time zones away and didn’t arrive here until 2:05 a.m. for Friday’s 1:36 p.m. first pitch.

The Giants won.

Really, Mr Amy G? 6 Ks (including Heyward 2x) and 4 1/3 IP are nothing? If you’re going to be an apologist for the Braves, then consider this for Jonathan Sanchez:

- He was making his first Opening Day start
- He faced a much better team than Lincecum, Zito and Cain (yes, even without Larry)
- He got zero run support. Plus, after each inning, he probably sat in the dugout 5 minutes before the Giants made 3 quick outs and it was his turn to pitch again
- For all his struggles, he only allowed 3 runs.

Argh. Annoying hyperbole is annoying.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Even more annoying the second time!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you too!

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by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you too!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, it’s too early in the morning for this level of PC fail. :(

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I for sure thought Sanchez would give ip more runs, but he was pitching strong. It should have been batters interfirence (spelling sorry), but oh well. Good win.

by Skunkburner on Apr 10, 2010 10:55 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Who picked up Rent in POKEMONZ?

THIS GUY. Watch him crash and burn now

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 9:49 AM PDT reply actions  

JINX!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLYOU

no need for that as i have hanley

by sfoakbay on Apr 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

14 team auction

wasn’t about to pay for him

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL METS

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by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

It sure is taking them a while to realize that Oliver Perez just isn’t that good

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LIKE IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE

also, do I buy a ticket to tomorrow even if a hurricane’s a-comin’?

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by shanghaijim on Apr 10, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB - TV (The premium package), $120

However, it will cost me another $285 to actually realize its potential for annoyance and delight through October.

(meaning I caved and ordered wired service.)

Christ, I couldn’t even grab the radio feed.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

It's stupid to view bills that way

no point in thinking about the total. Internet is a monthly thing, just think about how much per month it costs, it’s really not that bad for all the benefits it gives you

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, aside from the fact that I am indeed stupid I was just having fun with the numbers.

It bothers me no more than the cost of the gas I put in my car in a year’s driving.

Though it was fun to say that during my suspension/restriction – when I had no car for two years – I saved around $7000 in insurance/gas.

I like to ask pack – a – day premium brand smokers "If I gave you $2000 do you think you could quit smoking in a year?

Not that they even want to, but that isn’t stopping me.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

CC is throwing a no hitter through 6 plus!

That’s right, he has not yet allowed a base hit!!!

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That last play was spectacular.

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by cheno on Apr 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, did you just get retweeted by Simmons?

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by cheno on Apr 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the damn Yankees hitters aren’t cooperating: they keep slowing things down with offense!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

….and it ended in the 8th with 2 outs.

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by jcb9 on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are the Yankees?? I got the Masters on and saw Phil Mickelson make two Eagles in a row that got him within 1 of the leader (now the leader).

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be awesome if we finally had a big Tiger/Phil showdown Sunday.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and missed a 3rd by 8 inches.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RANGERS CLOSER

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by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MY POKEMONZ!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MINE TOO ALSKJHKLAJSNSASA

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by rotorueter on Apr 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND FELIZ GOT PICKED UP ALREADY WAAHHHHHHH

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Apr 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he got drafted in my league. It’s a reasonably deep league.

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by rotorueter on Apr 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too late for that hometown discount?

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by cheno on Apr 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Rinse, repeat

Lineup 5/162

Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Sandoval, 3B
Huff 1B
DeRosa LF
Molina C
Bowker RF
Uribe 2B
Wellemeyer RHP

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You can say that again.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Happy Bowker is still playing

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rinse, repeat

Lineup 5/162

Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Sandoval, 3B
Huff 1B
DeRosa LF
Molina C
Bowker RF
Uribe 2B
Wellemeyer RHP

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, my computer is still sick.

/sigh

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

You can say that again.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, my computer is still sick.

/sigh

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Say it again

I fucking dare you

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should reboot your computer.

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by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, already did. It must be a router issue. I’ll fix it tomorrow.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it a clean single?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clean. It was a line drive to LF.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck boner gone

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the world heaves a sigh of relief.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

A non-boner so nice

you said it twice.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the world heaves a sigh of relief.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got home from a wedding where the end of the ceremony was a group hug.

I’ve been to a wedding for two dudes, and this was much, much gayer. It’s her third marriage. That just shouldn’t be legal.

Also, the only booze they had was champagne for the toast. Fortunately, we knew this going in, so we were able to load my wife’s purse. The groom’s son, my brother in law, was very much appreciative.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that’s something I’d legislate against. Defense of Marriage II: No-Group Hug Boogaloo

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROUP HUG EVERYONE!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrecked.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

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