Even MORE Innings Thread!
by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:07 PM PDT
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rally toys
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Panda
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
3rd
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
fail.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Go Panda!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
ELECTRIC NIPPLES
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
WIN FUCKING NOW!
And I mean it this time.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Pablo
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
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so we basically have affelt left. we need to score here or were fucked for tommorow
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
NORTON DEMANDS THIS BE THE LAST INNING!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Of course that's a strike...
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Sandoval
Please?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
PANDA BLOOP
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
YES
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
Best double ever!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Panda hustle!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
BLOOPMANIA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA ROCKS!
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You spent the entire off-season searching for panda gifs, didn’t you?
The baseball Satanist
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They come to me.
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PANDAMONIUM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The zone is expanding
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
YES!
Rally thread!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
THAT'S ME BOY!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Rally Angry Panda
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Sandoval looks awful at the plate right now
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
PANDOUBLE!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSS
FUCK YES
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Finally!
We get a cheap ass hit.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
LOL BLOWING BUBBLE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Will Torres bunt?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Productive Out!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Great bunt.
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The game physics today is a bit off
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
LOL I love this guy
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
here
we
go
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
Good job Son
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Bunt!
YESSSSSSS!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
OK
Now just a fly ball.
PLEASE??
I will not live to see the end of this season.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
FUN-DA-MEN-TALS
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We put the mental in fundamentals!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
OK!!
Ishi and Whiteside to win the game!! Who will be the HERO?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
NORTON DEMANDS A WIN
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Hit here!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
Nice pitch
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
Of course that's a strike...
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Was that a pitchout?
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Please Bat, Give Me Pop Up
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DUHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ugh.
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FUCK
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
guh
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
BOOO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
Well, that sucked
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
“Now it’s up to Eli Whiteside”
was that a joke? Oh god.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
“and now it is up to Eli Whiteside”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
Wild pitch
Come on wild pitcj
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Grand Slam Time
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
GO GREYSIDES
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gafhafhahffhahfahfha
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Whiteside will save us
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL GIANTS
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
YOU DON'T WALK OFF TO VICTORY
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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By the end of the game, my hair will be the same as Whiteside’s.
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I have to say, I really wish Bengie was still in the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WILD PITCH WILD PITCH WILD PITCH
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
Please end this thing
Please please please
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
guh
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
BAH
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Just an easy base hit
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
FUCK ME
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OF COURSE.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Overmatched
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
CRAP!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
Shitfuck.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
buh
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Thanks Ishy
keeping a backup 1b for his defense is… surreal. I’d prefer Garko given the way the Giants roster is constructed.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
We’re going to lose this game.
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buck up, natto
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
I've had enough
See you guys tomorrow.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
lame
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
le sigh
Just way too many guys who can’t hit major league pitching.
In fairness, though, Medlen + shadows between mound and home plate = unhittable
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
YOU'RE LOSING ME WHITESIDE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HOW MANY FUCKING INNINGS WILL THIS GAME HAVE?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It'll never end!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Gee having Buster Posey would have been nice there.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Ballgame to Giants:
“You’re losing me Giants!!”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Should have been Buster.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
I think Lincecum needs to start tomorrow now. You can’t rely on Wellmeyer to go six or seven innings and spell the bullpen.
This is not a signature.
We might need Wellemeyer today..
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
B O R K
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
how are people giving up here
WE"RE WINNING THIS FUCKING GAME
by timmysdealer on Apr 9, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
No, you see when the numbers in the "score" are the same
neither team is winning
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Speaking in the future tense I believe.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah
Stupid tricksy english. We hates it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
All Ishikawa needed to do is hit a fly ball.
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But yeah, I agree.
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Ya live by the pirate
Ya die by the pirate
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 9, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't like that either. giving up outs is too much there.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 9, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Sebastiansalazar: so many chances!!!
Sebastiansalazar: it´s a attitude problem!!!
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Someone should call one of Lars’ family members to check on him and make sure he has not had a heart attack at his computer.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
LOLARS
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He could solve this by posting something.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
SOMETHING
And I am thinking about turning this off. heh
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll get the game winning hit.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Seems more likely than Whiteside, Ishi or Scott
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
No?
I think Torres just hit from the pitchers spot
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Bork
Will love that the bullpen guys got to “get loose” today!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
Does anyone know what the run expectancy is for runner on second no outs versus runner on third one out?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Got to depend on the hitters coming up.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Run expectancy goes down, but win expectancy goes up. You really are just playing for one run.
I was promised lasagna.
2nd No outs= 1.189
3rd 1 out=.983
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
a defensive replacement first baseman is a luxury this team can’t afford. I think a spot just opened for Freddie Lewis.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
+1
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
JEREMY
FINISH HIM
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Whiteside, dammit.
You just cost Sergio and my Pokemonz a win.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
For protection.
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If the coaches have to….
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially since those little old men aren’t terribly spry. Hope they’re wearing cups, too.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Finish Him Jeremy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You know, I’d figure Atlanta would have worn out by now, considering when their last game finished and the fact that they had to travel cross country to get here. The Giants totally failed to take advantage of this opportunity.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
The Giants totally failed
Yes
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
boo
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
At least it’s a night game tomorrow.
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Ugh.
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Implosion time
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SON!
What was that?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
duh oops
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, I’m going to need a drink when I get home.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
wtf
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Wait
Why are we throwing over to first for McCann?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Please No!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
seriously guys?
I mean, seriously? Guys?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Why would you even throw to first? Jesus FUCKING CHRIST
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's Brian Freakin' McCann
The catcher. He’s not stealing second
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
nah
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello from San Antonio
BTW, Scott sucks out loud
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
Thanks
We noticed….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m heading out of town on vacation after this game. Luckily, I’ve posted more today than I would in an entire week, normally.
This is not a signature.
safe travels
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
STFD MEDLEN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S T F D
I guess.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well, that was needed
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
vapors!
salty language!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
After watching this game
I now remember what Giants baseball feels like
"...and Bocock is in the whole"
Bye bye Cox.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
LOL THROBBY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL COCKS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
LOL THROBBY COXXX!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OK..
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OH SHUT UP
This game is going long enough as it is.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Haha
Come on, who doesn’t love a Bobby Cox meltdown?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
what the #1 gis for “LOL Cox”?
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
That’ll fire up the team.
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Davidson is a douche
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That argument was irresistable douche meeting immovable asswipe.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 9, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
stop trying to help them out, Affeldt
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
that would have bounced off Posey into the cove though
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
154 ejections… it’s like he’s going for a full season by the end of his career. I’d love to see him ceremonially tossed from his last game.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
He'll make it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Of course, it’s going to be Prado
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
Nice try.
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there’s “in this” inside!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
Wrong guy up
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
too much watching Scott
thinks everyone swings at that
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
the devil wears prado
mirite?
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
Here sure does.
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Please
Strike him out! or ground out, no hits
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
So..
Get an out?
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Hey, Jeremy. The strike zone is not in the dirt.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes Jeremy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I don't mind walking him, really
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
There were worse possibilites
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 9, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Walk please
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
FACK!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
A walk is better than a hit
Speaking of hits, do we really have 8? When I left we had one.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
STRIKE THIS FUCKER OUT PLEASE!!!!!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
for all the babies who said the game was over and we lost
go sit in the corner and suck your thumb for five minutes your on time out
Welcome
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
YES!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
thank you!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
Well, alright.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YES
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
Atta boy Jeremy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
END THIS GAME, BOWKER
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OR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
YES!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
yippee
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
TIME TO BOWK ONE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
OK john
hit a HR in this next inning
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BOWKER, URIBE, VELEZ
Do what must be done!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
whew
When he hit that I was thinking “Oh no, here comes the run on the ball lost in the sun!”
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Babegenio is going to win this one.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
you TEASE you
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
velez for the win
[and this is for lars]
just sayin
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
I could see the unspoken curse words written all over Affeldt’s face.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YAY
Stream cut out-what happened?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
pop to right
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy said. "Every time you put him in there, he did something offensively."
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Apr 9, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
Like batting with his crank hanging out?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
For a brief moment I flashed back to Jose Cruz Jr.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
If we don’t score this inning, are we gonna have to bring in Wellemeyer?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Can’t. Timmy wouldn’t be ready to go tomorrow – he did his session today.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
oh jesus guzman
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Harness your inner Dirtaggery!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
Dear son
If there was any time to run wild, now would be that time.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Kangaroo Book
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
O Hai There
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Freak
That nickname is never going away
/sigh
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Rally Unicycle
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Rally Rama Lama Ding Dong
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Rally Coke
http://www.tmk.edu.ee/~margek/cocain1.jpg
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Please, Bowker. Please.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Help us, Obowker-wan. You’re our only hope.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY EVERYTHING
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
just end it now.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
That was the pitch to hit
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
No swinging like my grandma is bad Bowker
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
the fact that you had this prepared makes me a bit sad.
though I stil lol’d
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
that’s not what we asked for, John.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
Too bad – a good Bowker play would have helped the game and my Pokemonz.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
rally weasel
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Perry the Platapus (Stuffed)
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I don't like Bowker again
Hopefully I’ll re-like him again tomorrow
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Rally Zorak
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
yes
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the game that never ends...
Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin
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These teams, they started playing it 'bout four hours ago
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 9, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY JAZZ
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I have arrived. RALLY ME.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
John
When we said to hit one to Hayward, we meant the city.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
help me Obi-Juan. You're our only hope!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY THIS PIC!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
whew
there was, um, concern for your well-being
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I may need to turn this game off soon. Seriously.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Arakis
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
rally llama again
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
has anyone adopted her?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
<3
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
little league rules
everyone gets to play at least one inning
BASERUNNERS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
nice call
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 9, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The Admiral!?!?!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Good AB.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
LAZZY WALK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL LAZZY
/grumble
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yay Walks!
NO BUNTING.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
A walk
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Come on, Zorak.
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Rally Wombat
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
RALLY BEST PUNCH EVER
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Michael Barrett.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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The luckiest man on earth.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Rally Schadenfreude!
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
A Uribe walk
It’s a sign!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I don’t think a bunt is a good idea here.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
with Velez?
perhaps saving Bochy from himself…
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
My gameday says Uribe took a walk
what really happened? Why is it lying to me?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
End it now, FBAL
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
I checked my bench and I’m out of pithy comments.
This is not a signature.
by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Vrooooommmm
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
That’s some shaft lifting
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Time for a fake bunt
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
GET ON BASE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
Velez is looking sadly lost up there.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
BIG swing and a miss
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Zorak Fail
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
VELOLEZ
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
FACK!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
He judges Velez, and finds him wanting.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BUDDING SUPERSTAR
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And now Rowand.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m supposed to be writing a cover letter. This game isn’t helping.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
CRAP
Who’s up next anyway?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
oh great
it’s Scott
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
That was just pathetic.
And this is why I will never like Velez.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Aaron Rowand will be the hero!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Gameplan for pitchers against the Giants:
Throw some shit in the dirt, they’ll swing at it for 13 innings straight.
Jeaaaggaahh
OUCH
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK AND DOUBLE FUCK!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
LETS FUCKING DO THIS AARON.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
RALLY THIS CREEPY FUCKER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
omnomshivay
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Rowand - hoping for the HBP
his best option.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
RALLY MAD BUM
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Come on Scott
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Aw man.
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that helps
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
more nadz
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Ooh!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
great throw!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
YES!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
OMG!!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
I would be excited about Uribe on third base if I thought Rowand had any chance of making contact.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It doesn't matter
Scott is down 0-2
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
OH HOW WRONG YOU ARE!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
OH IT FEELS GOOD TO BE WRONG!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Braves
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is a fantastic .gif
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
WOOOOOOOO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
we win!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
ROWNADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
That home plate umpire owed us.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT WORKS
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ROWNADS
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
WE WIINNNNN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SHARKS WIN!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
DAMNIT AUTOFILL
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
YESSSSSSSSS
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
GREAT SCOTT
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Unbelievable!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
AGHDGBGTASHNJUOSDVK<GHSBNIUTGABIGTBSEYFVEDGTGBSUVTGBDUGBD
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
GREAT SCOTT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GREAT SCOTT!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
NOT A COMPLETE FUCK UP
/positivity
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
ROWNADS!!!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
LOL at Rowand sliding though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Seriously
Completely unnecessary
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants Win! Everybody Dance!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Pooping works
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
WTF happened?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Uribe stole second
And went to third on an error, McCann threw it into center. Next pitch Rowand gets an infield hit and Uribe scores, BALLGAME.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
4-0 and it tastes so good!!!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SHITTIEST BASEBALL GAME EVER
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
BALLGAME!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Renteria and Rowand.
Except Rowand.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
162-0 is clearly in the bag
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 9, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU THINK RENTERIA CAN STAY AT .688 THE WHOLE YEAR?
by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FRACK??
BUT I AM LOVING IT!!!!!
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryF9p-nqsWw
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, talk to Rowand about what he did there.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Jeremy Affeldt: League leader in wins
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I still don't like Scott
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
lol is that real??
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
really in reverse
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Where’s the braves1 motherfucker now? Huh? Motherfucker!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
We did not deserve that win and I do not care
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah pretty much. Ugliest fucking game ever. But I love me some more winz to shove down my Dodger fan co-workers.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Suck it Dodger fans!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon’s pointing out that the only walk was the winning run…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Walks… help you score runs?!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
EUREKA!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
JON FOR MANAGER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
and we’ll eventually lose some we deserve, so it all evens out
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sabean's lead-off hitter manifesto
All or NOTHING!!
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
9 walks by Giants pitchers
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I love how Zito pops out in the middle of the .gif
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
gonna have to change my sig.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
More like dumped my Apple stock right before the iPod, amirite?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Pffft McCann can suck it.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
LOL Rowand admitted he hit the catcher with the bat
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YEEAAAAH BEER!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
Affeldt leading the league in wins
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
A gif in the postgame
and not even a Z?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit Im lost in the wrong thread
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
when you take a step back and really analyze what happened, it’s clear that the Rally Toys made this whole win possible.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
I’m not going to make it past the first week.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
SCOTT ROWNADS - TWELVE NORTON DOLLARS (CHECK IN YOUR POCKETS)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Heh. I just realized the serial number is 6.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
IS THAT HOWIE!???!? SOMEBODY HELP HIM!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
that is awesome!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Creepy
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
.gif)
not as creepy as hokysmokes, but still creepy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched this live
It was the Blazers vs. Rockets game last year where Brandon Roy won with a thirty foot buzzer beater.
KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
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