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by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2010 3:39 PM PDT
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I don't think the Giants can hit into any more double plays, and I'd like to see them prove me wrong!
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BLURT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DPs!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
Goddamn the DP’s are killer. (TWSS)
Now lets get some offense.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Fif!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, I really was. Nice!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Giants
The good luck thread!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Where my Romos at?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, BENGIE?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
He couldn’t get his fat ass down fast enough…
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
GOLD GLOVE CATCHER
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BUSTER WOULD HAVE…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OH BENGIE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
open base and such…
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
DOUBLE SWITCH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DRINK!
Double switch
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
Oh good, Bochy makes sure we aren’t deprived of the Double Switch.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I like how he brought it in a worse fielder. Makes perfect sense.
by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
First double-switch of the year?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Or is it double switch? I guess so.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No he had a couple in HOU
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
VELEZ IN!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Defensive replacement!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Game over. Sorry Braves, but you just lost.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I got a secret document
look what it says
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
1.....2......3......4.....FiF!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
VROOOOM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HA!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Good, Velez is coming in. That’s better than a pitcher hitting.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
It’s funny because it’s not true!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
What this game needs
is some FBAL.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
Is CLANK headed into CF?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Catcher.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a question. If Greg Maddux in his prime faced this Giants team, what would be the pitch count?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Your question is invalid.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
But on the other hand...
Runzler!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
VROOOMMMMM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
VRRRRROOOuhhhmm
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What show/movie is this?
I feel the need to watch it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Arrested Development
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It’s from the Wire.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Arrested Development.
Really.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, it’s from Andy Barker, PI.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Matlock!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you to the arrested development answers
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are you thanking those fucking liars?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez double switch into CF, really? Like the OF defense couldn’t get any worse….oh wait, it just did.
LF
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Why the hell would we take out DeRosa?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Too gritty.
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Because he broke his wrist sliding into first with two outs.
by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
And pegs for one point!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Double switching out one of your best hitters is never a good idea, imo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DEFENSE A RUN SAVED IS AS GOOD AS A RUN SCORED WHEN YOU’RE LOSING.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKES PLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You rot in hell, Tchida.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Cheetah I says.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah, so where was that?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
Uhhh, Runzler? Strikes, pal.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It’s part of his master plan. Heyward would be too easy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
DOUBLE SWITCH FAIL
Runzler about to give up a BB, Velez for DEFENSE?!
What the fuckballs is going on?
Hm...
On Gameday i see in the strikezone….but WTF?
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
Runzler NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OPEN BASE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
At least the DP is everywhere
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Well, shoot.
I’mma use this anyway.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
I... see.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Because, y’know, Heyward was going for the Golden Sombrero
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And STTEEEEE-RIKE ONE!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WHAT THE FUCK UMP
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Tim Tchida will never be my best friend.
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DAMN IT, CHEETAH!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
DAMN IT RUNZLER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Tschida is killing us
Completely inconsistent strike zone
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Get your fuckin head out of your fucking ass
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Oh Hell
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
Damn ump...
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
BOOOOOOOOOO
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Dan "giving away" Runzler
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
Free runz!
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
You guys, I’m beginning to suspect that Dan Runzler might not be magic.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Not on the outside.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, even when he threw strikes those last two ABs, the ump refused to call it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
My boy!
My baby boy! See what you’ve all done? All this talk of walks, walks, walks. Damn you! This isn’t him! This on your heads. All of your heads!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That's...wow
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
See?
It’s that damn Cheetah.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
pffft
my eye > your nerd stats
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
not the case
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
looks shopped?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
it's actually a system of cameras that track the ball
the ones where its just a guy watching for whatever reason (camera malfunction, etc) don’t have the trail of the ball, and usually they take the strike zone out of the image
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
that too
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
The reproductive system is also a series of tubes.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, and look at Renteria's last at bat
First pitch…
Tschida has no idea what he’s doing back there.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
This is going to ruin my day.
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You’d think the Giant hitters would see this and be like…wow, taking pitches is good.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
hi you must be new here
meet the SF Giants
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Ball 3 was a strike in Gameday. And not even a borderline strike.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Finish Him Danny
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
RUNZLER!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YES
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Too late Dan
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Let’s just limit the deficit to two runs, and hope for some home-opener magic
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
I.E. Barry Bonds coming up to the plate.
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RETURN TO THE DUGOUT FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
4 pitch walk to a guy w/ 3 Ks….
That was a bad
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
And that was a strike. I do not get it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
STRIKES
THROW THEM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sheesh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ugh
Thanks Dan
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Big Money!
Yeeaaa Buddy! Rollin like a big shot!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Now Huff needs to hit a lead off 3 run HR.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Bengie is leading off :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I said what I said.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
backwards lineup for the win!
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Just when we might need a few hit and runs, too!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's go, B-Money!
SUCK IT, HATERZZZZ!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Grand Moff Tarkin
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Rally Chief Chirpa
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Bounty hunters! We don't need their scum!
!http://www.mocpages.com/user_thumbnails/Mangaman64@aol.com/www.brickshelf.com_gallery_Mangaman64_BountyHunters_dscf0979.jpg_SPLASH.jpg!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That head does not look like Bossk
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Chico's new female knuckleballer, eh?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
goddammit thats thrice!!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Why was Greg papa walking down a random hallway?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Rally Nazi!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
AWESOME
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
you need to upgrade to pro today
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
take that back or gtfo
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
well, you can keep big bang theory or whatever, and I’ll keep Always Sunny
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
UK or US?
say the US one and i’ll know to never listen to you again
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
UK>US
but I do watch both…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
and you say Always Sunny is overrated? Really? Really.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Raisin Brahms
Looks like a homeless Sabean
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
RALLY DEE WILLIAMS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Walks with the bases loaded are really irritating, but considering the situation, the result wasn’t all that terrible.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Tim T-shithead
Was he the ump in the Uribe walk off and the Suck It Russel Martin game?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Is a man
not entitled to the balls out of the strike zone?
No, says Tim Tschida.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Rally Boba Fett
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Rally fake kick!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
how have i never noticed that
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
FORCE KICK!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL George Lucas
still richer than me…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY OLD SCHOOL KRUK AND KUIP
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Who are those two well-dressed youngsters?
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowkermania is overdue.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
bah
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
+1
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
A rally for ED everywhere
Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin
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LOL Bowker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL T-REX
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
Ah, fuck
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
RALLY BEARD OF BEES
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THE BEEEEEEEEEES
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Mel Gibson
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
GET OFF MY PLANE
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
THE GIANTS LOST BECAUSE OF JEWS!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU
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GIVE ME BACK MY DOG
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
GET OFF MY WIFE
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I'D LIKE A LARGE PIZZA WITH EVERYTHING ON IT!!!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck this ump
seriously
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Some lady
just came to my front door selling Peliculas and CD’s. I will rally around her for some runs.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
Did you purchase anything
To rally small business?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck everything.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
LOLRIBE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
...
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
It's hard to win when the other team
has 10 guys
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
eh, our guys are hitting like shit. Yes, the umpire has been bad, but that’s not the difference maker.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I understand but we could've been one run closer
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, the first two strikes called at this at-bat were further outside than the pitches the ump called balls whenever the Giants are pitching.
I call shenanigans!
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Fools and Sages
Oh, is the game over?
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just about.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Guys, I am beginning to think the Giants had a great series in Houston because the Astros are just a terrible team. And the Giants are not the offense juggernaut we thought they were.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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Not a juggernaut
Just offensive.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
People leaving before the end of the game
Pussies
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Getting ready to crack one open
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I have a bad feeling about Suicidy
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Why are you trying to rally the Braves??
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Well it working so far! (For the Braves!!!!!)
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Oh Runzler
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hey Runzler
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
For every strike called a ball
I am drinking a beer
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
I’ve had my fill of lefties with electric stuff who find it hard to throw a strike at times.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
/returns the present he just bought thehavenot.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
But I really like Sanchez and Runzler
Both of them in the same game can get aggrevating, though
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Runzler's command not there
However, two of those pitches would’ve been strikes had they been thrown by an Atlanta pitcher.
Tschida = IDIOT
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Hey
It’s not over until Molina jiggles his moobies and starts singing.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
I like how Kruk is like ’IT’S NOT USUAL FOR RUNZLER TO HAVE BAD CONTROL!"
It’s like he’s never actually looked at his minor league stats beyond ERA before!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah
I mean, I’m not expecting them to read Fangraphs or anything, but that’s just an embarrassing lack of homework.
I was promised lasagna.
Kruk when team is winning = FUCKING AWESOME
Kruk when team is losing = WTELF
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
I say What the Elf all the time
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I'm going to attack the Positive Petes counterarguments to this team not being that great...
If the Giants play this nervous and tight on Opening Day, I can’t fathom how bad they’ll look in the playoffs.
Wagner 1.93 ERA Career against SF
Going to need extra rally today.
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Hilarious!!
Cernorama: bouchy tried to hand the ump a 100.00 but it was counterfiet
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RENT WHEELS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ATL
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STFD PRADO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I still love you, Runzler.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Prado's AB
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
Anger!
I demand strike call instant replay now!!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, man. They don’t have computers out there. Just their eyes.
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ESCO!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Prada you dumbass
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Prado has been taking running instruction from Velez
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
RALLY LLAMA
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Supernatural catcher is supernatural.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
BECAUSE I WENT TO ITT TECH I NOW HAVE A BOAT.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I’M ON A BOAT
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Two Baserunners = Pablo will bat
One baserunner and tying run comes up.
This game could have been far far worse.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Rally Zito
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yuck.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
RALLY SPACEMAN
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I’d hate to be the one who has to clean up all of those balloons.
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ZORAK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
VROOOM
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
RALLY EUGENIO
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
VROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
:D
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
AY-YOU-HENN-EE-OHHH!!!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
Rally JAWA
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
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LOLEZ
RALLY BARRY ZUCKERKORN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow I didn't realize that was a gif
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FBAL!!!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
It would’ve been nice if we were down by 1
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
RUN YOU DUMBASS
Earth to Velez, you didn’t hit it out.
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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You can't watch your hit
DAMN IT
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Saasaa1: valez is so good, why doesn’t he lead off already?
49ersngiantsfan: I have no Idea
Kingcassady: why the hell is he not astarter?
Abyssimpact: cus hes blk
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Abyssimpact should post here
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Kingcassady: dude, if runzler would have given up the run, we could have been threatening for OT
" not*
Abyssimpact: overdrive
49ersngiantsfan: Fucckin runzler
Abyssimpact: overdrive like nascar
49ersngiantsfan: his name says it all.. RUNZ ler
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Rally Velez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What was up with Grant's fake out new thread?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
do something useful, Scott
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
Nightmares.
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Yeo.
can’t watch Space Ghost anymore
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooh that was nasty
and a weird swing
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
C'mon, Scott, wipe this guy up!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Rowandasaur!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The system doesn’t work!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
For the love of God Rowand do not swing at an outside slider!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Well, it wasn’t a slider.
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good job, Scott
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand sucks.
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SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
that wasn't a strike Rowand
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
POOPIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ZUT ALORS
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Fuck You Scott
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Of course
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
z
FUCKING ROWAND.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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Anti Rally Rowand
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FUCK YOU ROWNADS
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Just now?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
you suck, Scott.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Leadoff hitter who doesn't know the strike zone
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Let’s go, Rent.
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Save us, Rally Gar!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
man i hate to say it
but Edgar has been having the best ABs of anyone on the team, and it isn’t even close.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Rent, you remember one of the last HR’s you hit in ATT park? That was awesome. Do it again.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
prophetic
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
WE NEED BASERUNNERS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
Gar needs to do something here
Not feeling real confident about Panda
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Rent please
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Present email exchange with my girlfriend:
Me: My day is okay. The Giants are about to lose their game (Opening Day in San Francisco; they started the season in Houston).
Her: Sounds like the Giants are playing as normal then, sorry.
MOTHERFUCKING RALLY GAR
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GAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
EDGAR!!!!!!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
I LOVE YOU RENTERIA
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RENT MONEY!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
RENTERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
RENT!!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
VELEZ SCORES THE TYING RUN
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
I take back every bad thing I ever said about Edgar Renteria
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
TIE GAME!!!!!
TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!TIE GAME!!!!!
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
OUTTA HERE!!!!!
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THANK YOU, MIGHTY GAR
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I apologize for every bad thing I’ve ever said about Edgar. He’s the second goddamned coming.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
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STRETCHING THE MONEY NERDS DOWN!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
I hate watching games on Yahoo! sometimes… something good happened?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
YAY!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Back to back, please.
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EDGAR MOTHER FUCKING RENTERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
just got here... YEAHH!!!!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
So far Rent has been
eh, kinda decent.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
Renteria is no Rowand
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT IF AARON ROWAND PEED ON YOUR FACE?
I’M JUST SAYING… WHAT IF?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED EDGAR RENTERIA!!!!!! WOOHOOO
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LETS GO PANDA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL does anyone follow MLB on twitter? anyone see what they said about renteria?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Do tell.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
well it was sent a while back..
“Seems that someone has cooled off Edgar Renteria. He’s only 2-for-3 tonight, so technically his average is dropping.”
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FUCKYOUHATERSFUCKYOUHATERSFUCKYOUHATERSFUCKYOUHATERS
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Oh, thank you for that pitch Billy Wagner!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Edgar is hitting .733
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SUSTAINABLE
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I mean, did you see that?
That was a freakin’ nasty curve from a lefty who was throwing in the mid-nineties. And he hit a freakin’ game-tying homerun.
Edgar Freakin’ Renteria is my newest favorite Giant!!!!!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Whoops
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
This ain’t no AL EAst Wagner.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
GO PANDA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL SF GAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Alternate universe
edgar and velez are responsible for keeping us in this game. lolwut
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I'm Frightened. What world is this ?
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Almost an Fail
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TAKE THAT WELLS
WE’LL SEE WHOS THE BEST HITTER IN MLB NOW!!!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Darn
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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BS and the Loss
Come on Huff, I’ll like you!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Renteria
Hits a game tying homer, still not cool enough to stand next to Lincecum in the dugout
Where's Perry?
/cues Benny Hill music
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL braves
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Poor Sandoval.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
Huff the Magic Dragon please
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
Huff one, Huff
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
Hit one into the water.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Sorry to toot my own horn, but you should all get used to this 
for the rest of the season.
It’s 2 for 2 on big hits. SCIENCE
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
fawwk
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
in case my message wasn't clear...
FUCK YOU HATERS!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Extra Innings
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
moar baseball!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
YAY! RENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
BLARG
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
EXTRA BASEBALL FOR FREE!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking Huff
Still a great inning. The people in the rooms next to me knocked on my door to ask about the yelling.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Even better
I’m an RA in this dorm, so the people thought I was yelling at someone for doing something stupid.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I'm just now commenting on Renteria's HR
Because Mrs. Goofus made me clean up the spooge
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Yep, these are our posters.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems fairly run of the mill to me
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I’m waiting for mine to dry before I clean it up. As long as it doesn’t cake on, it’s easier to just peel it off than to deal with a bunch of towel-wiping.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
um, she made you clean yerself up? that ain’t right
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
What if I came here for news, huh? Then I would see this! Vapors!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff is reminding me of Garko so far.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
needs moar Ishi!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
SHAZBOT
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
I think this does warrant discussion. What if we get the good Renteria this year? How batshit would that make this place?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
WHAT IF AARON ROWAND PEED ON YOUR FACE?
I’M JUST SAYING… WHAT IF?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I would clean it off then kindly ask he stop sucking and get a normal batting stance.
THE ALMIGHTY SAYS, “DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT AND ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!”
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
new thread for extras?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Working on it
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Asparagus and 9th-inning HRs
and it’s friday. And spring.
Nice.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Well I think we now have a better shot to win this game
Braves lost their best bulpen pitchers right? or is the snake still on the team?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
You forget: Giants vs. good pitchers = good.
Giants vs. bad pitchers = bad.
If they’re out of good pitchers, we don’t get another hit.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oof
I don’t like Wilson pitching when it’s not a save opportunity.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
At home in a tie game after the 9th there is no save opportunity.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
THE GAME IS ON THE FUCKING LINE HE BETTER NOT SUCK BECAUSE OF A GOD DAMNED FUCKING WORTHLESS STAT
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/9/1413409/third-thread-sucks-the-fourth-one
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I left work at 3-0 Braves.
Now it’s the top of the 11th 4-4. We’re in this thing?
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
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