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Send the fans home happy, Giants.

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i’m happy

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a lot of happy.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you and your bullpen, Braves!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU STOLE MY THREAD

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It says you created this one…

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did

Way back in the 7th inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t let unused threads go to waste on McCovey Chronicles.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conservation FTW at McC.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

You knew we were going to extras?

/steps away slowly

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this one of Grant’s fake-thread rally threads?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

So.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

baseball is awesome

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Gar

And Ishi sends us home.

We;ll I’m already at home…

So happy right now.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

We're In This!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson pitches real good like

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Need a couple more guys to start hitting

Right now, Gar has 60% of Giants hits today.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants pitching kept them in the game… offense got four runs — somehow — even if they lose, I am not unhappy today. But, still, really, LET’S GO GIANTS.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN NOW!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him Brian

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

is that anything like Ikea?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HINNISH FIM GODS DAMMIT!

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

’zactly

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Wheez

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That's Our Brian

Atlanta commentator Chip Caray: “And Wilson rubs up on the ball.”

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FISTS IT

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINE DRIVE BASE HIT

Out

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAM JOB FISTER

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fisted

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINE DRIVE BASE HIT! CAUGHT!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

His unyielding enthusiasm frightens me.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched the Rent HR again, Mark Derosa gave a huge “FUCK YEAH!” when they showed the dugout. :D

by Hobbes2d on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

B

WEEEEEEEEEZ
dealin

by OneLoveSF on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

No Heart Attack Kid This Year?

could it be a quick inning?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, 98 mph and Infante still swung early. Nervous much?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no...

This A-B has all the makings of something… maybe…

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF blue?

where the fuck is your zone?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought you left.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You left to watch golf?!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW that’s a strike.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

this s/b interesting

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Geywerd vs. Weez

Advantage: Weez?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s up to the umpire

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HYMNS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, the Donut-shaped strike zone.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

At least ump is using his shitty zone for us too

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

lacquer hymn!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

let's go

4k Day!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

THis strike zone boggles my mind

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

krook!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your sombrero, sir.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him mother fucker!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

There we go.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

victor frankenstein?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH. Cut that out.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yessssssssssssssssssssssss

FU HEYWARD

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

SUCK IT HEYWARD

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

grad some meat pine

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Heyward WHO?!

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO HEYWARD!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

4 straight balls

yield a 2-2 count to Heyward

by D4P on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sombrero

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HEYWARD AND TAKE YOUR SOMBRERO!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HISTORY REPEATED!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GOLDEN SOMBRERO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Who-ward?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotcha

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BITCH!!!!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

4 Strike outs. Bad day man.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+24

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Mays started his career in with a ridiculous slump.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOLDEN SOMBRERO!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GAIIIZZZZ Tommy Joseph 3-5 with a HR and 5 RIBZ

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

AWESOME.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HISTORY REPEATS REPEATS REPEATS REPEATS ITSELF!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

W0000000T

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL yay for overhyped rooks

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyward can sell that golden sombrero for CASH!!

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t wait for BBTN to make a huge deal about how Heyward struck out 4 times today. OMG not as good as we thought

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

History,,,,etc......

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

JASON FOURWORD IS MOAR LIKE IT!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

heyward jablowme

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, who’ll pinch hit for Wilson?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid MLB.com At Bat page tricked me.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we get there

we’ve won, unless there was another double switch i’m unaware of

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick trade Renteria for Jair Jurjens again!

Ps, I refuse to look at the game thread – Giants offensive success coincides with me not having ESPN open.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sombrero

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

nice.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

The KKKK, LLC, does not or ever will have, anything to do with Jason Heyward. We repudiate his batting eye entirely.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LETS GO FOR A WALK OFF!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally General Patton

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally BWeezy

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It was.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats up with the huge fail that is the milb site. i miss the old verison

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep reading that as Tommy Gnosis

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say Heyward that, kiddo.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishiflail

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess he won't bat 1.000 this year after all

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Travis.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Ish

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn…O’Flaherty found his lucky charms

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Ishi. Guess we can’t homer every game.

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

And Ishi goes down on a breaking ball.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Shocker!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Richie

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BEMUSED

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh. Subject plz. kthnx

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was supposed to be good at home...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Bengie.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gigantes22

here’s your chance…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HE’S THE BEST!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

AROUND!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can see that slider’s thought process as it slows into its break. Sick. Awesome.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

“Ishikawa, always a guy with a pretty good eye”

/swings a slider in dirt

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie, if you hit a home run here, I’ll never make fun of you again.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t make promises you can’t keep….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY MONEY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch runner please

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie!

ELI WITH THE RUN

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi i still like you more than Huff

with your 500 average and I homerun per 2 at bats

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWNSIDE!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch run Posey!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at those Bengtits jiggle!

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in favor of us winning

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that you mention it, I could be persuaded to that opinion as well.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much faster than Bengie is Whiteside, really?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a job for Mythbusters.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he even move?!

by speckops on Apr 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT

But Grant Imahara came to my university on Tuesday and I went to see him speak. He’s absolutely hilarious. Also, gave me a shoutout because I tweeted him asking him to get on stage because he was late and tweeting Adam.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to run wild, Brother

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd for awesome

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you are SLOWWWWWWW

when they send in the back up catcher to pinch run for you

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BOWKERMANIA SEND US HOME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Save us John Bowker

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

you're our only hope

lotsa star wars today

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYBODY LOVES MONEY

that’s why they call it money
-mamet

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Whiteside our speed off the bench.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Strangely, I’d prefer Molina in an extra inning tie game at home.

by speckops on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS BOWKER TIME

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Splash Hit?

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Johnny Be Good.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO BROTHER

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY T-REX!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how all the Giants players are slowly becoming dinosaurs.

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Apr 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slowly?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jurassic Park

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OLD

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkermania:

The Dawning

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm picturing

JT Snow chugging around third towards Pudge.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHHH

That 1-0 pitch was the pitch to hit

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Dirty Harry

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooh, that looked like a strike. Thanks, Blue!

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That was close

Giants caught a break

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on John Boy

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by timmeh on Apr 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

rally banjo

the gibson

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

A walk would be good, John.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe is

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker's strikezone

is smaller than Heyward’s

by D4P on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he’s shorter?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may have been ball 4

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fudge

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Wilson come out for another inning or do you put in Affeldt?

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by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta be Wilson.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

no no no

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

guh

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh Bowker

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh John.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOODY MURDER.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

that sucked.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

really?

really? REALLY??? Really.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 9, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

isjgdeikujahwseglkuhawegjkl;hasdkjgh!

Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.

by pme on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, motherfucker.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants love DP!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus christ…Does anyone have a count on the number of GIDP this year

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that’s 10?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over 9000.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was 7 before todays game

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit...

i have to leave for work in 10 minutes…I hate swing shifts

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

likewise

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop hitting into double plays, [Giants batter]

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Fuck me! :(

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I apologize on behalf of my adopted Giant.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Denied!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, fiddlesticks!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope they iron out this double play issue soon

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure what can be done to fix it. Slow team with a lot of hackers with groundball tendencies.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, on the bright side, you need to have runners on base first.

by speckops on Apr 9, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson inning two now hope we dont need him tomorrow

by timmysdealer on Apr 9, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t want to hear from Radnich.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this fat-headed idiot

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I miss something.

When did A.J. Pierzynski rejoin the Giants.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Gary, SHUT UP!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Radnich is so awkward on tv

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

His face always looks like a waxy red pepper.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 9, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yipe.

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay Weez, let’s go 1-2-3.

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Good

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

2 hands please, Rowand. Please?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

1 out

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

1 down, 2 more to go.

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

they play 3 in this league?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/asks Sergio

Nope

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least

Rownads did something right

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him Brian

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope we dont waste Wilsons outing here. How many more guys we got left?

"...and Bocock is in the whole"

by sleeknerve on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

H Y M N S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

In the interest of maintaining impartiality, I’m suspending my crush on Brian McCann for today.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hymned!
STFD!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to go to work...

Someone post a gif for me, the subject of which depending on the outcome of this game.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

More like he’s from STFD, Wisconsin

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

gotcha

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Fat-fuck!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MCCANN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ditto!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

KKilson

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

THE

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 9, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEEL

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheez is awesome.

I don’t think there’s another closer in the league who performs at his level and is consistently able to do it over the course of multiple innings.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree, but...

let him retire Melky before we throw hosannas his way.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

JINX

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah yeah.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winston Wolf has some advice for you.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weez loves that first pitch strike

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

And I am ok with this.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Brian

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes please

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrong guy up here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not like it.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, it’s Prado!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I also don’t get why Kruk is talking about Melky like he’s super patient. He has a .330 career OBP and averages 49 BB per 162 games.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess

relative to the Giants, that’s super patient.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he’s just talking out of his ass, cause he doesn’t think you’ll check the stats.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just odd because I’m pretty sure Melky always had a rep as an impatient hitter with the Yankees anyway.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit, Bengie laughs at your .330 OBP

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also said Schierholtz had a good eye

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or ishi I mean, sorry

but ishi doesn’t either does he?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say good, but not terrible either.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRADO!

THE BATTER ALSO STRIKES OUT!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Go suck a fuck, Prado.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Brian

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GAH

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes. That pitch count moved from acceptable from unacceptable with a quickness.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

acceptable to unacceptable.

/shows self out

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT THAT’S FUCK

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

5 times? Pfft, Rentaria did that DAYS AGO

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually Rent got on base 6 times.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit thats fuck

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheeeeeeeeeeetttttttttt

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

+ Clay Davis

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Prado you fucking asshole fuck head fucker weakass slow ground balls through the infield

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is with all these little dribbler hits?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

damn, damn, damn

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruh roh.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect season on the line here!

by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson

Is set in heart attack mode.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sensing a bases loaded fly out caught over the wall on a full count.

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Last batter Wilson should be facing here.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Of all the luck

Larry had to be injured for the whole series

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes… of all the borderline pitches to call a ball…

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

In the words of Roger Dorn

Strike this mother fucker out

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This will all be GiantsPain fault if Wilson blows this

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, was that the same pitch?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there something up with Affeldt? Why isn’t he getting loose just in case?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him Brian

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

finish him

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the slider. Just blow him away

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

(deuces)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that way dumbass!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

For the love of….

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Wilson

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hang on to ur bat asshole

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUCKKK!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus can this guy try holding onto the bat?

by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Quit being a drama queen, Escobar

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Escobar

You’re a bitch, stop crying

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop acting like a bitch, and GET BACK IN THE FUCKING BOX!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HELP ME RHONDA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Escobar

You don’t have to drop your bat every time Wilson pitches

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm down Escobar you dick.

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop fucking around with the slider, please!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamnit WILSON!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbuttfuckinglievable.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I need some of Lars’ heart medicines

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So do I!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asswipe

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

fffffffffffffffffffff

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

oh noes

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh right, this Brian Wilson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL. Thinking the same thing.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesterday you really liked him!

by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HATER!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK ME

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Where the Romosexuals at?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson

you did good
Romo don’t fuck it up

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, guys.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Romo. Good god this is just the 4th game…My heart…

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, can Romo handle this situation? I would rather have Affeldt.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Depends on the umps strike zone. It seems to be wandering all over the place.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today will be known as the day GiantsPain blew the perfect season

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT OVER YET.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least get my name right, yo.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Piss off.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had so few against the ASStros

we had to make up for it sometime

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so nervous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

relax

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t do it

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you want to go to it

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-0 would be really fun, Giants

just sayin

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

he has a strike zone the size of a barn and he still walks his ass….

by Docter419 on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate when closers pitch in tie ballgames. I can’t explain why and there is probably not much to it, but this always seems to happen when they’re out there in non-save situations

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably a lack of being in the zone.

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness to Wilson, I don’t think he should have come out for a second inning.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I BELIEVE IN SERGIO ROMO

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BELIEF JUSTIFIED

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GLAUS. Really. GLAUS

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Please no walks.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES JESUS CHRIST

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course, it’s Troy Glaus.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Glaus. I hate that guy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMOSEX

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m hoping Velez tries to fake out the runners as he chases Glaus’s hit into the gap.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES, YOU WANK

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Would rather see Affeldt here

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo

Clearly the right choice

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT TROY

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy Romo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing without the roids Glaus!

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TANK YOU VEWY MUCH

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

today everybody is a romosexual

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES! BOWKER WITH 2 HANDS! I LOVE IT.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m such a romosexual

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

time to breathe again

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU SERGIO ROMO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMOOOOOOOOO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take it

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY JAZZ

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a good thing.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM HOMO FOR ROMO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That was

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMOSEXUAL!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

God, “in play (outs)” never looked so good.

by grape on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Today I will let the Romosexuals slide.

Wait for it…

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo huge!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Get my Pokemonz a vulture win, Romo!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s end it this inning guys.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Win the inning!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo Arigato for that

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, I’m tired of this. Let’s end it now.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SER-GI-O! SER-GI-O! SER! GI! OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Vrroooooooommmmmmmm for the win!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man....

I saw the blue dot on gameday and the pitch right down the middle and i got scared…

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Broken Glaus

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

you spelled her name wrong

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am ok with this lack of subject line.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I post a picture of a hot chick and the first two responses are subject line and spelling. You win guys.

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rally Enrico Palazzo

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally James Bond

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This has been fun and all...

But, can we please just score a run NOW!

by Jakespaar on Apr 9, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Sith the fuck down!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Nicely done, sir!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Mr. Wellmeyer,

Welcome to the San Francisco Giants. Do you mind pitchng a complete game in your first start with us? All of our relievers are gassed.

Sincerely,
Bruce Bochy

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Also,

BORK.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 9, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY NORTON DOLLARDS


TWELVE NORTON DOLLARS TO THE SAN FRANCISCO WALK OFF HITTER

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This should be legal tender.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY GEORGE WASHINGTON WITH AN EGG ON HIS FACE!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally More Jazz

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

すばらしい!

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's see some

Jazz Hands!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanna see some JAZZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ooooooooooooooooo

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

REEBAY

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

RIBE

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS MOTHERFUCKERS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUU

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

RIBE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBE

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

URIBE

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazz hands baby!

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YAYRIBE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazzy Base Hit

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep it going

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOO

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

RIBE!!!!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

woot

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift – A. What’s I miss?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MY CHOLESTEROL SKYROCKETING.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, extra innings

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooo

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

RIBE!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take it

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

BASE KNOCK!

Hooray for knockers

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Jazz

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

If Velez could do what he did last time up, that would be cool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Will Velez bunt?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Can he? Who knows.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBE

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEEEEEBAY

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOREEEEBAY

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunting is hard business.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

JeffFletcherAOL The #Braves have no healthy hitters left on the bench. Only Chipper Jones.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

rally windup toys:

they might be midgets

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t trust Velez to bunt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

G-NOTE

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing the fucking bat

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BUNT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Nicely done

even though I think the strategy was fucking stupid

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

it's like the one grey area

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was Velez hiding the bunt for so long? That could have been a terrible bunt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he's not a very good baseball player

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop nitpicking my boy :-)

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than a GIDP I guess.

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not really sure how I feel about this.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Winning run plz

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God. Rowand.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLROWNADS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Please, Scott. Please. I am begging you.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Han Solo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Scott

Remember what we talked about…three deep breaths

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If Rowand gets a hit here, I will love him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are we leaving this up to Scott?

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

setting up for scott = fail

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY SCOTT

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rownads Crap

Contact please

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oi, it’s Rowand.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

poopin

I am

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Geno

Jogs down to first base. Good bunt though. But if there’s one guy I want to see running full tilt at all times, It’s Velez.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

does anyone have an online video feed?

or is talking about this kind of things frowned upon.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.justin.tv/kostaz003#r=P3RBuRo~

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

=[

frownzz

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome, thanks!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 9, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slider away
Slider away

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand, single in this run and you will redeem yourself for your crappy day.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand can buy himself two weeks of unconditional love here.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LET’S POOP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

If I eat those, do I start liking NASCAR?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY ANCIENT CARTOON KMEL LOGO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a total hanger

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING....

and a miss!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw man.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s POOP inside

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OOH

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

reebay?

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW — How close was that?!?!

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

How come it feels like a line out double play is coming?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit don’t start lagging now MLB.tv!

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man, that was close.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That was so close.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ffffffffffff

sssssssssssssssssssso close.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fourth game of the season and I’m totally spent already.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm POOPIN

No false alarm.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

flurk

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Centaur

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously Aaron.

Seriously?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

EFF YOU ROWAND

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh what a surprising out come.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD YOU FUCKING SUCK ROWAND

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s that slider away I was talking about /based on what we all know about Rowand.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BWAAHAHAHAHAH

2 feet out of the zone

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS. THAT.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

rownads

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s up to you, Rent.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU JUST COULDN’T HOLD OFF, COULD YOU ROWAND? JESUS CHRIST.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So do they walk Renteria here?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So…does 2 strikes on Rowands = K?

by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SWINGING AT TOTAL CRAP

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

AARON ROWAND YOU FUCKING SUCK AT PLAYING BASEBALL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on

Edgar

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

renteria... don't know what to expect here :P

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA that piece of Scott

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ed

Gar

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

You suck Scott

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

[sigh] okay, here you go, Edgar

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

There it is

So predictable

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand

bad at baseball

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

damn those scouting reports..

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear to god you could throw that same pitch to Rowand 100 times and he would swing at it 100 times.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally nads

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

those look like coconut jelly bellies

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

and apparently nads

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 9, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are prosthetic testes for animals

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

made into earrings

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thoughts regarding Rowand right now...

unspeakable

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

welp

Let’s do this Ed

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m liking you a lot Renteria.

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Cheez Whiz

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

So annoying when the catcher announces they throwing it two feet the plate and Rowand still swings at it.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah I liked the pointing too.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well send him a signed and notarized form with the location.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are not gonna go anywhere in the strike zone.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Walking him

Sandoval redeems himself

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I COMMAND YOU WIN THIS GAME THIS INSTANT!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent hitting .733

sustainable!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Totally

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENT A WIN GO BABY GO

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They have to walk Rent here

Pablo isn’t swinging the bat well at all

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Theyre gonna walk renteria

because they’d rather face pablo. LOL

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Sturgeon

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, that would have been a good one to swing at.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Man the two strikes have been something to hit

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Fastball down the pipe

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon rent. 1997…

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, please game 7 game 4.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere out there, Jose Mesa just punched a wall.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to stay alive rent!

Rally Leonhardt Vineyards

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He was totally fooled

I’ll take the foul ball

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by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T FUCKING SHOW ROWAND.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

whistle

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB by Rent here.

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by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Good battle anyway

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball four :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah but he was fooled.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He almost Rowanded that one.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

rally chips

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by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a Rownads hack right there

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

JUUUUUUUUSt a bit outside….

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by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this shit

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent ;-(

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit!

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMMNNITIITITITI!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, goddammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

COME THE FUCK ON YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ow.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GAHHH

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he can’t do it all.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re gonna have to use our whole pen too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m mad at Rowand

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also yes. I am very upset with his playing right now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Maybe I should just stop watching his at-bats because I still haven’t seen him hit this season :(

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by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So….Lincecum in to pitch the 14th and 15th?

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

My phone just rang

Bochy wants me to start throwing

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That red phone, like Commissioner Gordon has?

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

It lights up as it rings

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We might have to

He does have that extra rest day.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in an alternate universe

Velez just hit a game-winning double

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo or affeldt stops

then Sandoval hits a homer to redeem his DPs

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s left on the bench? Anyone?

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bueler?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy, Rags, Bam Bam…

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Torres

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woody? Oh…

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Hayes!

He’s a gamer ya`know

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/phone rings in Fresno

BOCHY: “Heh. Look, I know we said we didn’t need him right now, but if you could do us a little favor…”

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

matt cain is gonna come into the game and pick up the win with a pinch hit home run.

you heard it here first.

by FPTV on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't look good for scoring a run

Next six spots in the batting order = 1-for-20 today.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

They're due!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but that includes, Pablo and Bowker. I trust them.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theyre Doo

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doo?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 is Panda
1 is Bowkermania

I feel confidents

by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little scared of Romo vs. Heyward

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

do you get something for 5 strikeouts? Like, one of those giant foam cowboy hats or something?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt Romo pitches to Heyward.

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can’t really afford to do matchups at this point, you don’t know how long the game is gonna go.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will

We only have one pitcher left

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he just means that he’ll pitch around Heyward

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

27 innings

Here we come!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Two hands, you awful waste of carbon

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

not to mention money

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just shit my pants

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Long games bring out the personal revelations

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
I like Kraft Macaroni and Cheese way more than a grown man should.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 9, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I have tickets to Sunday. I dun wanna see Zito.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

How horrible would it be

if the Braves scored the go-ahead run on a ball lost in the sun?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

don't even talk like that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhhhh

why even say some shit like that

by timmysdealer on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut it.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is playing…

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

warm up wellemayer

Let Timmy start tomorrow!

by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

SerKio

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY! SER-GI-O!

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE HIM OUT AGAIN. I COMMAND YOU

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m loving this game.

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/hides under desk for this AB (don’t care if he’s K’ed 4 times)

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/spit

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Long game is long

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/umpire complains

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had plans to go to Chili’s after the game and now he’s cranky.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/umpire waits to start inning because of commercials

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go for five!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

nice pitch, romo

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes, that Timmy shot was kinda weird with that dude behind him.

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him Romo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

SILVER?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yarmukle

Then a beanie with propeller

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

turd ferguson hat

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s larger than a normal hat.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a raspberry beret

The kind you find in a second-hand store

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 – Sombrero
4 – Golden Sombrero
5 – Platinum Sombrero
6 – Double Sombrero

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

3's a hat trick.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought they were the same.

But sombrero is just a sillier hat and can be used to differentiate from soccer and hockey.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double sombrero sounds way less bad than the platinum.

by speckops on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hyper Sombrero?
Ultra-Mega-Sombrero?

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jodie Foster and Gary Busey’s brother?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a Romosexual

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to win it in the 12th!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

A historic day for Heyward.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Nerve wracking game is nerve wracking.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY! SER-GI-O!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql8dUPFq0QQ&feature=related

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Praise God!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HEYWARD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So, I assume it’ll be Sandoval, Torres and Ishikawa next inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

lol gameday

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 9, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda must get on base

so romo can sac bunt

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LIGHTNING NIPPLES!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3 Thank God.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY PANDA

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

what is that, hyperbeam?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 9, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda Beam

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hadoken

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what happens if Sandoval makes an out? Still pinch hit with our last guy?

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

cain comes in to pinch hit. wins it with a walk off homer.

AND he gets the win. ’cuz they owe him for ’07 and ’08.

by FPTV on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

12th inning or until we run out of players!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

say hey!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to avoid the platinum sombrero, Next-Coming-Of-Hank-Aaron.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo

is a dartist

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

soooooo close to a platinum sombrero

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 9, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Panda

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I am calling it.

Romo hits a game winning single to drive in Panda.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 9, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

paypal you 1 dollar if that happens.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

with the help of rally llamas

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

new thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/9/1413586/even-more-innings-thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Least he put the ball in play this time.

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do I get they feeling we may see Matt Cain in LF, Pablo catching and Whiteside pitching?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if they’ll pitch Wellemeyer if it goes long enough and move everyone else up a day.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it’s an ersatz remake of Freaky Friday.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS MEH BOY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet, lets end this here

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Sucks

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 9, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Leadoff DOUBLE and you can’t get him home?
ouch.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

by beat_la_25 on Apr 9, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this where the magic is??

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Apr 9, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Disneyland.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

by beat_la_25 on Apr 9, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Handy
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Apr 9, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

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