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Le sigh.



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Mehdders has got this. right? RIGHT?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s not change! That’s more of the same!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Giants!

Good luck thread?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I came in to say WTF with the short lease?

by DFARowand on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I know, he got foreclosed, right?

by speckops on Apr 9, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

short leash?

Sanchez showed nothing but fail today. Even his Ks looked bad.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would’ve liked to seem him finish the inning, but I can’t fault Bochy on this one.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This game does not make me happy. I WANT TO BE MADE HAPPY!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

correct.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

pour on teh gas

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also I saw that DP, bondslegend needs to have a word or two with his son.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Iiiiii get it, I get it now...

When the Giants are confident, they get smacked down. When they are down in the dumps or anxious, they have a chance at not getting smacked down. This team needs less confidence!

/already in midseason wackadoo form

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

nod nod nod

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh just a rough start for Sanchez

He’ll get it together and have a better season then last year.

Right now I am pretty sure we can still win this. There are still 4 innings left boys!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

2ND HALF PITCHER!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0

It’s been, what… 6 years since we could have some confidence in a Giants offense overcoming such a deficit?

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

But dammit I’ll be insane to believe this, we just need some Bowker power!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

It’s been, what… 6 years since we could have some confidence hope in a Giants offense overcoming such a deficit?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh goddammit.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

offense back to normal. Thanks Scott!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUCK

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK SHIT FUCK GOD DAMNIT

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Im really tired of these soft hits.

"...and Bocock is in the whole"

by sleeknerve on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, man! I always change the radio station when The Quiet Storm guy comes on at night.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Medders

One year wonder?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

This sport is stupid.

I just hate everything right now.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Great.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

+1 young, pudgy non-tv Charlie Brown

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit thats twice!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

aww

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love this

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE LOSING ME BROWN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

+1

totally amazing

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mehdders, cut this crap out.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

oh new thread

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Lesson: You can’t just “new thread” all of your problems away.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve got to want to change.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thread says

But this is the way my creator made me

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah! It’s biology, I say.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bummed

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Devil scores Prada

Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Abyssimpact: medders = armando benitez

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Armando wasn't that bad...

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banhammer!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaaaaaaaaaaatt?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you didn’t do drugs.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

or needs to get back on them

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh i forgot

to mention sarcasm I guess.
I hated Armando Benetiez. I am Dominican and he is the worst dominican ball player I’ve ever seen

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe a better dancer

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peanuts!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t score a run here.

That would win the game.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

G I D P

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

whew, that was freaking close.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent, I nearly shanked you. You don’t even know how close you were.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the negativity

no other fans would completely lose it like this lol
suck it gigantes22, embrace haterz

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

moar haterz!!!

Sabean, Bochy, umpires all need moar hates.

by nogooddeed on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to score Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, wait

the other guys can GIDP too?

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

just for laughs because we are all sad

by Docter419 on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Was it Schulman or Baggs who talked about how this team is going to have trouble playing from behind because of their inexperienced bench?

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs I think.

Argument for Dye… blech.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t agree with picking up Dye but he made an interesting point.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but the bench isn’t the reason this team will have trouble scoring runs.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And not because it can’t score runs?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESS!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked it better

when we didn’t allow other teams to lead.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re in this thing.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not so magical

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay minimizing the damage!

Boo because minimizing the damage only matters if you score runs!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

was Amy G back by popular demand?!?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol Kruk and Kuip checking out the girl

by TGOH on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HACK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Swoon

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I would do horrible awful things to fuck that chick

by Docter419 on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

How about on Amy G?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

She looked like she was about 16. Makes me feel creepy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell us what you really think.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, you have been drafted to pitch for the NY Mets.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, dude, Braves1 isn’t here anymore.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight?

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It’s almost like they wanted to beat Hudson early.”

HAH!

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the fuck on base Giants!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that girl Sabean?

because she just game me an extension

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 9, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

are you 35 and out of shape?

If so, 3 year deal!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi-Yo!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wishbone defense for Huff? Ok.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Huff

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember at the Houston

when we took walks
I miss those days

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the old man rally going, guys!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Huff,

Stop swinging at that!!!!!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What a die-hard

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you can die slowly watching this shit.

by Docter419 on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to finish watching this game or else you don’t get the girl

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

More for us!

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

shes probably a bitch anyway

by Docter419 on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. Okay, see ya later!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitches - 7

balls in strike zone – 0
result – strike out
Situation – Giants

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

God, fuck this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Nice try there DeRosa.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Joegiant: should have thrown our ace instead of our “Just enough upside to be 4th starter”

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I’d rather have Timmy ready for the Dodgers next week

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should just pitch Lincecum every day.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean’s too dumb to try that, though.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guh, this team sucks.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Why can’t the Giants play the Astros all 162 games?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad opening day crowd is sad.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Resigned fans are resigned.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orange crowd is still orange

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Pablo bobblehead will be mine.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going \m/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I have an extra ticket by the way)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought tickets as soon as they were open a month or two ago! SF Giants servers took a big hit that day.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I’m guessing the lines are going to start super early too :\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hudson just wishes he could face the swing first Giants EVERY game…

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early season trends UPDATE:

Leadoff hitter can’t get on base

Best hitter kills rallies

Team only wins when it scores first

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Man he is living on the outside half of the plate and the Giants are just eating it up.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this.

I’m gonna go shower.

by TGOH on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

/shakes fist at Diaz.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The entire 2009 season is rushing back into my brain.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

In many ways, it never left mine.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That crippling feeling that a 3-run deficit is insurmountable.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU LEFT FIELDER

that was pretty sick

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we really need great plays to go along with everything

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Giants can’t catch a break today.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants do know Hudson is up there in years?

They could be a little more patient in the box.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants Way: Making Journeymen look like Satchel Paige, and Former Aces look 10 years younger.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just awesome. Go ahead, make awesome sliding catches.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure it’ll come out after the game that the Braves spent $50,000 this morning at Blue Bottle Coffee.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

5 Innings

48 pitches. Ladies and gentleman, your SF GIANTS!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets get used to it…

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Atlanta Braves. Not your Houston Astros of the National League.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Who the hack are these fucks?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Abyssimpact: who agrees that madison bumgarner > jason geyward

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know at least one person.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he works for the Giants

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody agrees with that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the Braves scored all their runs today on 3 solo jason geyward home runs

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this guy.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t even have the energy for STFD anymore.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HEYWARD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

The J-Hatrick Kid!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it again, Heyward

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha-hah!

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by ResDog on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HISTORY REPEATS REPEATS REPEATS ITSELF!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a dream last night that Uribe drew a bases-loaded walk in this game. If I turn out to be an oracle, then there’s still hope for this game.

by Seasick fish on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HEYWARD

History repeating itself again!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm

The game of Hockey, you say?

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD, Talented Prospect who will terrorize the NL for at least the next 5 years!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

At least, we’ve struck out Heyward 3 times

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If this were a Red Sox-Yankees game, we’d still be in the top of the third inning.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HA

+109

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/joe west cries

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a sombrero, right?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HISTORY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies winning

why the fuck is their mascot a Triceratops

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s in honor of the Blue Ranger.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I mean Billy, not those other hacks)

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they hadn’t replaced the original Yellow Ranger

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRINI!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Racism

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because the yellow ranger was asian, the black ranger was black, the white ranger was white, the pink ranger had a vagina and the red ranger was a redneck doesn’t mean that there was any kind of typing in that show, whether stereo or mono.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the blue ranger was… shit, I lost the run now.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a nerd, and his mom worked at the high school my sisters went to in Pleasanton.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP

:(

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ferreals?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

She was involved in a car accident (near SF, no less). Sad stuff.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, Wikipedia just told me all about it. Only 27 years old….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because everyone in SF is gay.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinger is the spawn of satan.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait until they change their stadium name to Toddfather Field

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of fossil finds in Colorado.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that’s Yu Darvish.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the suck.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because a mountain wouldn’t sell as many toys.

by Seasick fish on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, he caught it!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Has he made any errors yet this season?

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Only 2 by Pablo

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONLY HITS INTO DOUBLE PLAYS

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Medders!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD pitcher.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Pitcher that our batters can't hit!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

shutout shutout shutout shutout

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing the Braves got into town super early this morning

And good thing Chipper is out of the lineup
Now we have a super big advantage!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders looks significantly better.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok….this is the offense inning

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the Kragen Grand Slam Inning!

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, 65 MPH curve ball.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Hudson

You crafty Son of a Bitch.

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

tellebrybuddywhatdeygetkrukow

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This outcome

throws the NL West completely up for grabs.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN NOW!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

God DAMMIT.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good.

You’re here.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

your mother is completely up for grabs

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec’d

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Because it wasn’t up for grabs three games into the season.

I didn’t miss you.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it is. Doesn’t make it funny.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever man.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello… Newman.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowk one!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

backed

and rec’d

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's getting tired

So if the Giants are just patie- nvm that won’t happen.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has he always had the tat?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

it’s on load from B Weez just for the series

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angry Hudson is angry.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take two pitches, John.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

John Bowker: Easy on the eyes, easy on America. Vote Bowker 2010.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not going to get on base.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't believe it's already the sixth inning

This might be where Hudson runs out of gas. Hope the Braves bullpen is weak.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the Giants. I want them to do well. I don’t care how much I shit on them, I still want Bowker to hit one out here and the Giants to win. Heart says it’s possible brain says STFD

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota sighting.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SAFE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BASERUNNER!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

EscobaROFL

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

yes!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LEAD-OFF BASERUNNER

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Speed, brother!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZZZz

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait?

There is a Giants on base?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Dog Driving

chaufer Pictures, Images and Photos

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yay Bowker.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker gets on!

By any means.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Alrighty, John boy!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Baserunnerz!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Jazz...

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait for the you know what.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SILENCE

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lean into that, Uribe!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Show us some hands

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

\o/

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLEARLY Hudson’s confidence is rocked. 8 run inning incoming.

by Seasick fish on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess Bowker has seemed pretty patient so far.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

No DP!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a DP!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU EMPEROR DEMANDS A RALLY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, even Troy Glaus is making nice defensive plays now.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy freakin' Bday, Troy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

GAH

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Glaus

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit. Only one break per inning at most for the Giants, and we have used it already.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Glaus still has wheels

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU GLAUS!!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hate Glaus

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Troy Glaus

I thought he was made outta duct tape

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit, Uribe

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by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Schierholtz!

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

And…there it is..

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

noooooooo

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, a double play.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Giants’ baseball.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOFFENSE

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So NOW the DP comes.

Awesome.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That was sad.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

sdf;JLASDfl’;kjewrlkwerj;easfdklsj,.mna.,fwretn.,wert.awertrewtewtergdrgdfgdfg

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Pathetic

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD FUCK DAMNIT

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by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit, Nate.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch double plays are the best kind.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh dear God. Another DP?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

:)

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

woop dee fricken do

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Awwwww damn, Schierholtz!

I haven’t seen something this anti-climactic since my last sexual experience.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

at least Nate didn’t waste all of our time by taking pitches and making Hudson work.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe West appreciates Nate Schierholtz’s fast at-bats.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s the best place to find the breakdown of pitches thrown per inning?

by Seasick fish on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I've got it for you

3
3
3
4
3
3

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol giants

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP GIDP

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me collect my thoughts and say something reasonable about what just transpired:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hate Schierholtz

and his pathetic, weak, limp swing.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HATER

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

judge him on all 4 of his at bats while kissing Bowker’s ass no matter the outcome of his at bats. Awesome.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Apr 9, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 pitch inning.

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i quit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  


SAN FRANCISCO PLAYERS! YOUR EMPEROR IS COMING NOW TO FLOG YOUR BACKSIDES!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Best picture ever.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So yeah, I think if this team is gonna be successful they may have to cut down on the number of GIDPs. I am no baseball expert, but that is my hunch.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He does look fairly concerned.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK!

I am going to watch this and let all the hate fester inside of me

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Well this sucks.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy quit too

Mota is “that guy”

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota is a weird-looking guy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s part Dodger.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That explains it!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota’s in this joint!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't Mota kill a guy with his car?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I will not stop watching. There is still time to get at their bullpen. Right? Right?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Braves1 said their bullpen is really good :’(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Plus he said history repeats itself and he was 100% on with that.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They haven’t given up a run.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL SEASON

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s this Braves1 fellow?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 year old Braves fan who called us all gay in the first GDT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. I hesitate to actually go back and read the thing. I’d rather my Friday afternoon continue in relative peace.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best was when we called him on it, he tried a couple more times and then disappeared. He explained what “y’all” means and then he was gone.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was banned, actually.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, nice. Good job mods!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accidentally or on purpose?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant did it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My question remains valid.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only warned the guy this time, I swear!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you did ban Lyle for some reason.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t fuck with me, groug.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a trouble maker.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The brightest stars burn fastest.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, hell. I could’ve told you that. It’s a contraction of “you all.”

Kids these days.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out the first thread.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will be their closer for tomorrow.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heat is being thrown.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Without any accuracy.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HYMNS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Sheesh, DeRosa.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

man

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol that was almost a Fred moment

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FRANCICSO SIGHTING

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the Giants way of subtly telling Velez he doesn’t belong here.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez Jersey FTW!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G.

AKA Sherlock Holmes

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

She’s a superhero?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's many things

Sadly a good field reporter isn’t one of them.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough entendres there, sorry.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Amy, you’re a regular Bob Woodward.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa: " Left field during the day sucks here!!!"

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed
“Left fielder during the day sucks here!!!”

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Bork wrote this off as a throw away game...

3-0 so this one doesn’t matter! Bork bork bork!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The dream of a 162-0 season is slipping away.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Noooo!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy Gutierrez, investigative reporter!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Part of your Emmy-winning ActionNews team. Every night and 5, 6 and 11.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Amy G…it wasn’t missing an I..it was missing an “O”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Spelling is hard.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LASODRA!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The Westboro Baptist Church spells it San Fransicko.

PS: LOL Amy G spelling test fail!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

They picketed at my school this year.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you're bad when even the KKK thinks you're crazy

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty bad.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this really all that shocking? If WBC didn’t picket funerals of white soldiers, I would guess the KKK would love them.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a store?

what happens on black friday?

Also, I’m suprised these hicks got on them series of tubes to make a webpage.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

We finally got Prado out! Rejoice!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

STFD

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay 1 pitch outs, for the Braves.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants should have used their relievers for the entire game.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Mota.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Top of the line up!

Braves are doomed.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY JAY-Z

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Tyra

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It be much easier to just wash his clothes in a machine.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota lit that guy up with a high fastball. To be blunt, I thought he’d really pipe it in there and he’d leave a one hitter quitter

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave's not here, man...

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is actually pretty awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY RICHMOND

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch hack

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

If Rowand doesn’t take at least 2 pitches this at bat we should nail gun his bat to his shoulder.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

/Rowand breathes a sigh of relief…

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY DOUGIE MAC

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Like our run support, he will — eventually — return.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I don't get about Rowand

Is that he doesn’t seem to ever learn – its the same frigging ptich every time, its the same retarded approach – can’t he learn just how much he sucks?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

But he lost fifteen pounds! Isn’t that enough?!

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Rowandasaur

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

THE SYSTEM WORKS!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone beat the shit out of that Rowandasaur

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Rancid

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Always a good call.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good one. The acoustic tracks on the expanded version of their new album are pretty awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally dog driving car

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Scott.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWNADS!!!!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LEADOFF HITTER

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to go, Longneck

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand! LEAD OFF HITTER FOR LIFE!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

At'll play

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Scott

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The rally pics worked!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

With this offense, a leadoff single equals a rally. We should get a run by reaching second.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now it has.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABOUT FREAKIN’ TIME

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Dougie Mac is pleased

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Just setting up the Panda triple play ground out.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

i swear to christ if this happens...

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by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would’ve if Rent had just hit a single.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't have been a triple play

but my head would have still exploded

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“they’re just jealous”

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was not a strike when Sanchez threw it, mr. umpire.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GOB

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

bueno

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT??

Davidson’s been calling that low pitch a ball all day, but now he calls it a strike

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Good take!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY RALLY CAR

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Hudson is at 66 pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I DEMAND SATISFACTION

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

What am I looking at?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emperor Norton!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like he is holding a pogo stick.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God that dropped foul. I would have been pissed.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised that idiot Glaus didn’t run it down

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOODY IN THE BOOTH

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Also Kirk Reuter is there.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally MacAarthur

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Woody in the broadcast booth

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Woody

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I dare you to GIS that

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAR!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that Baer with Gavin Newsom?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

yes it was

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, no, it was Bow-Tie

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENTERIA

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSIR RENTERIA

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

GIS for “rally” just reminded me of something I’ve been blocking out of my mind for years.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU.

Sorry, that was mean.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDDIE!

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha. I like how swiftly he has reached ‘Eddie’ status.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY GAR MOTHAFUCKAS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GAR!!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR

I FUCKING LOVE EVERYTHING

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

absolutely

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all have Tripolar Disorder.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t it be Quadrupolar Disorder? You know, for the DINGERZ!

Renteria not sucking makes me very happy.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Apr 9, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bone Chips!!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BIZARRO RENT!

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by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GAR!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ED THE RALLY GAR!!!!

IT WASN"T A SINGLE!!!!!!!???

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this not-shitty Edgar Renteria.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I could get used to it.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dougie Mac Salutes the Rally Gar

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this MacArthur theme today. At the end of the game, have a photo of Harry Truman fire him.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck it haters!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Now the game has started

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGZ

Baserunnerz?
4 fingers to sandoval?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

You figure somehow Pablo will still GIDP.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Just what I was thinking.

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The triple play is still on!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always knew Sabean was right to sign him!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo. ATTACK

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ED! THE RALLY!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda GET IT DONE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Taking pitches

What a novel idea!

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Now

would be the perfect time for Panda to show some plate discipline.

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by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo, ignore Bochy’s signal.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Panda.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Woody

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That works, I guess.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

coulda been worse. Let’s just get these two runs in

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

progress, Pablo

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He tried to GIDP!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent back above .700!!

SUSTAINABLE

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The Panda strikes back!

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, fuck! Take it, I guess

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That’ll do, I guess.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive outz!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Or two.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Along with an error and a couple of wild pitches.

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You see the other day, the Mets scored six runs vs FLA, and none of them came on a base hit? Walks, balk, error, etc, but no hits. Weird.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year and the run scoring GIDP. God I hated that shit.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

A run, and in exchange for only 1 out! I’ll take it.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THE RUN SOOTHES MY SEETHING ANGER, BUT NOT ALL THE WAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That’ll do pig…that’ll do.

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

RBITCHES

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn't ideal, but Dougie Mac will take it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes my boy!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess, I’ll take it, but I’d like to see Panda hit the ball a little bit harder than he has been.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet. Right back in it

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’LL TAKE IT!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking ground attack

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Again, it’ll work.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

yay?

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive outs!

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by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

alright!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE OUT

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Well…yeah…well…

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive again!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Scoring runs on outs

GIANTS WAY!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Chewie

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Runs better than no runs.

(not in underpants, of course)

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Down by One BITCHESSSSSSSSSSS

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Dougie Mac thinks Aubrey Huff is a worthless singles hitter but he'll take it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY DESMOND

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that man being beaten to death with an IV stand?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Desmond Tutu

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small Ball!

kinda sucks.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

better than not scoring runs with our outs

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're In This!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

well, 2 runs in 7 innings

isn’t exactly the Bronx Bombers yet.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve run out of ground out opportunities.

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh...

Sebastiansalazar: productive outs
Itzxgp: now
49ersngiantsfan: Thats something we couldnt do last year

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GRR

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are these from? One of the other threads?

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by groug on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s the chat from the stream he’s watching.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Streams do always have the classiest comments.

Maybe second classiest behind Youtube.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WILL ALL BE HORNSWAGGLED OF YOU DO NOT CONTINUE SCORING RUNS!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DID YOU SLIDE?!!?

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

stupidity

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be slower?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHHEEEEEE! LOOKED LIKE FUN!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa was going way too fast there; he needed to hit the retroburners.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's gone plaid!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Spaceballs

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer dive!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Chipper was in there...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay on your feet, meat.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer slide by DeRosa.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo diving for first!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t slide, moron.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I see that DeRosa learned his baserunning from Omar Vizquel.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric Byrnes, actually

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy Helton is happy

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m imagining he just crapped out Eric Byrnes and it felt really good.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible moment

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diving!

Like the Canucks!

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa...

You had a bad wrist last year… Don’t dive into fucking first.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, I can just imagine him jamming up the wrist.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knock on wood

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also cause of the last exhibition game where he said it was already hurting.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Fred Lewis can start…Hooray!!

by deadmeat27 on Apr 9, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that and that it is slower to slide

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually watched a Mythbusters where they proved that it is actually faster to slide…

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

only into 2nd or 3rd

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh… I remember this one a little differently than it actually is. Oh well.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have all of these at the ready on your computer filed by keyword you can use in a thread?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember most of the titles, so I can just google search them.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

xkcd {subject} usually works pretty well too even if you don’t have the title

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The feet first one and only into 2nd and 3rd.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know where, but I have read studies showing that is faster to run through 1st base.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why we always see Olympic sprints end in dives.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

this too

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa hits it soft.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

even little leaguers know to run thru the bag!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a Vizquellian slide.

It was also a Vizquellian being out. Because that only worked for him once, even though he did it pretty often.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 9, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Must be some cockroach.

Bite your head off, man.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am of the firm belief that one can find an applicable Ghostbusters quote for any given situation.

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it!

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also..he swung at ball 4

by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It wasn’t even close either.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They slide because it can screw up the umpire. He can’t judge by the sound of the runner’s foot hitting the base

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Never seen it work

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen plenty of guys get called safe

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar Vizquel did it a lot

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kent used to do it all the fucking time.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And between the two of them, it worked once.

It’s a bad strategy.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I umped it was usually the other way around for me, I watched the runner’s foot/contact and used the sound from the glove.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it can work both ways

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right here

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn base hits.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamn leadoff hitters getting on

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only we had leadoff hitters.

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

instead we have Scott Rownads <_<

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rowandasaurus did what he could last inning.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Troy Glaus can suck it

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d have prefered the Giants had signed him rather than Huff.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought of this…

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

POKEMONZ note to myself: pick up Troy Glaus after this weekend.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sebastiansalazar: mota should be in the mound

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Jimmy Hoffa style???

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPEN BASE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BAER IS DRIVING??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY BAER

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gavin Newsome looks like Patrick Bateman.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOODY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Woody next to Newsom, whether you like it or not.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

IF POSEY WAS BACK THERE THAT RUN WOULD HAVE SCORED

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by groug on Apr 9, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

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