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Go Giants!
Good luck thread?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
short leash?
Sanchez showed nothing but fail today. Even his Ks looked bad.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
BORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
pour on teh gas
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Iiiiii get it, I get it now...
When the Giants are confident, they get smacked down. When they are down in the dumps or anxious, they have a chance at not getting smacked down. This team needs less confidence!
/already in midseason wackadoo form
Eh just a rough start for Sanchez
He’ll get it together and have a better season then last year.
Right now I am pretty sure we can still win this. There are still 4 innings left boys!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
3-0
It’s been, what… 6 years since we could have some confidence in a Giants offense overcoming such a deficit?
Yep.
But dammit I’ll be insane to believe this, we just need some Bowker power!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed
It’s been, what… 6 years since we could have some confidence hope in a Giants offense overcoming such a deficit?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Whew
offense back to normal. Thanks Scott!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK SHIT FUCK GOD DAMNIT
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Yeah, man! I always change the radio station when The Quiet Storm guy comes on at night.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Brandon Medders
One year wonder?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Great.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
+1 young, pudgy non-tv Charlie Brown
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions

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YOU'RE LOSING ME BROWN
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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
oh new thread
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Lesson: You can’t just “new thread” all of your problems away.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Thread says
But this is the way my creator made me
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
/bummed
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The Devil scores Prada
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Abyssimpact: medders = armando benitez
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Armando wasn't that bad...
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Banhammer!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
…
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Eh i forgot
to mention sarcasm I guess.
I hated Armando Benetiez. I am Dominican and he is the worst dominican ball player I’ve ever seen
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I need your home address
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe a better dancer

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t understand
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Peanuts!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Don’t score a run here.
That would win the game.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
G I D P
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I love the negativity
no other fans would completely lose it like this lol
suck it gigantes22, embrace haterz
Where's Perry?
Time to score Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Was it Schulman or Baggs who talked about how this team is going to have trouble playing from behind because of their inexperienced bench?
This is not a signature.
Baggs I think.
Argument for Dye… blech.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
YESS!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I liked it better
when we didn’t allow other teams to lead.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
on 4 pitches
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
How about on Amy G?
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Tell us what you really think.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that girl Sabean?
because she just game me an extension
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
are you 35 and out of shape?
If so, 3 year deal!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wishbone defense for Huff? Ok.
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Remember at the Houston
when we took walks
I miss those days
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Get the old man rally going, guys!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
You have to finish watching this game or else you don’t get the girl
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
More for us!
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pitches - 7
balls in strike zone – 0
result – strike out
Situation – Giants
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Joegiant: should have thrown our ace instead of our “Just enough upside to be 4th starter”
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I think I’d rather have Timmy ready for the Dodgers next week
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
We should just pitch Lincecum every day.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Orange crowd is still orange
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That Pablo bobblehead will be mine.
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I'm going \m/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
(I have an extra ticket by the way)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I bought tickets as soon as they were open a month or two ago! SF Giants servers took a big hit that day.
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Hudson just wishes he could face the swing first Giants EVERY game…
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Damn
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
/shakes fist at Diaz.
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The entire 2009 season is rushing back into my brain.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
That crippling feeling that a 3-run deficit is insurmountable.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU LEFT FIELDER
that was pretty sick
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Wow
Giants can’t catch a break today.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The Giants do know Hudson is up there in years?
They could be a little more patient in the box.
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I hate this game
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
5 Innings
48 pitches. Ladies and gentleman, your SF GIANTS!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
The Atlanta Braves. Not your Houston Astros of the National League.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
And the other way around, too.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Abyssimpact: who agrees that madison bumgarner > jason geyward
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HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I know at least one person.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
and he works for the Giants
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure the Braves scored all their runs today on 3 solo jason geyward home runs
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this guy.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
STFD HEYWARD
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Suck it again, Heyward
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
HISTORY REPEATS REPEATS REPEATS ITSELF!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD HEYWARD
History repeating itself again!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

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At least, we’ve struck out Heyward 3 times
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
If this were a Red Sox-Yankees game, we’d still be in the top of the third inning.
This is not a signature.
HA
+109
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a sombrero, right?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
HISTORY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Rockies winning
why the fuck is their mascot a Triceratops
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
It’s in honor of the Blue Ranger.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
(I mean Billy, not those other hacks)
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish they hadn’t replaced the original Yellow Ranger
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
TRINI!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Racism
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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Just because the yellow ranger was asian, the black ranger was black, the white ranger was white, the pink ranger had a vagina and the red ranger was a redneck doesn’t mean that there was any kind of typing in that show, whether stereo or mono.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
And the blue ranger was… shit, I lost the run now.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
RIP
:(
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Ferreals?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
She was involved in a car accident (near SF, no less). Sad stuff.
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Oh man, Wikipedia just told me all about it. Only 27 years old….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Because everyone in SF is gay.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
JESUS CHRIST
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Lots of fossil finds in Colorado.
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Wow, he caught it!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Has he made any errors yet this season?
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No
Only 2 by Pablo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
ONLY HITS INTO DOUBLE PLAYS
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo thanks baby jesus Rowand has been sucking
Otherwise Sauron’s eye would be on him…
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 9, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Go Medders!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
STFD Pitcher that our batters can't hit!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
Good thing the Braves got into town super early this morning
And good thing Chipper is out of the lineup
Now we have a super big advantage!
Where's Perry?
This is the Kragen Grand Slam Inning!
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD Hudson
You crafty Son of a Bitch.
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
God DAMMIT.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Oh, good.
You’re here.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
your mother is completely up for grabs
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Exactly
Because it wasn’t up for grabs three games into the season.
I didn’t miss you.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I know it is. Doesn’t make it funny.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
One skull equals two feet.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowk one!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
He's getting tired
So if the Giants are just patie- nvm that won’t happen.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Has he always had the tat?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't believe it's already the sixth inning
This might be where Hudson runs out of gas. Hope the Braves bullpen is weak.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
BOWKERMANIA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SAFE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
yes!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Speed, brother!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
OMGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZZZz
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Wait?
There is a Giants on base?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bowker gets on!
By any means.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Bowker!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Come on Jazz...
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I can’t wait for the you know what.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Show us some hands
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
\o/
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU EMPEROR DEMANDS A RALLY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, even Troy Glaus is making nice defensive plays now.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
Happy freakin' Bday, Troy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
Glaus still has wheels
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Troy Glaus
I thought he was made outta duct tape
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Damnit, Uribe
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
noooooooo
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
Oh good, a double play.
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LOL NATE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOLOFFENSE
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
So NOW the DP comes.
Awesome.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
That was sad.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Pathetic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
GOD FUCK DAMNIT
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Damnit, Nate.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Awwwww damn, Schierholtz!
I haven’t seen something this anti-climactic since my last sexual experience.
at least Nate didn’t waste all of our time by taking pitches and making Hudson work.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
Joe West appreciates Nate Schierholtz’s fast at-bats.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
GIDP GIDP
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Hate Schierholtz
and his pathetic, weak, limp swing.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
TWSS?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions

SAN FRANCISCO PLAYERS! YOUR EMPEROR IS COMING NOW TO FLOG YOUR BACKSIDES!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Best picture ever.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So yeah, I think if this team is gonna be successful they may have to cut down on the number of GIDPs. I am no baseball expert, but that is my hunch.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
FUCK!
I am going to watch this and let all the hate fester inside of me
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Well this sucks.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Mota is a weird-looking guy.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He’s part Dodger.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, crapola

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Didn't Mota kill a guy with his car?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
I will not stop watching. There is still time to get at their bullpen. Right? Right?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Braves1 said their bullpen is really good :’(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
True
Plus he said history repeats itself and he was 100% on with that.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
They haven’t given up a run.
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ALL SEASON
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
13 year old Braves fan who called us all gay in the first GDT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Damn. I hesitate to actually go back and read the thing. I’d rather my Friday afternoon continue in relative peace.
The best was when we called him on it, he tried a couple more times and then disappeared. He explained what “y’all” means and then he was gone.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He was banned, actually.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Accidentally or on purpose?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Grant did it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I only warned the guy this time, I swear!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t fuck with me, groug.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The brightest stars burn fastest.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Check out the first thread.
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At this rate, Hudson will still be fresh for tomorrow's one-hit shutout, too.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Heat is being thrown.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Without any accuracy.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
z
Sheesh, DeRosa.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
man
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
FRANCICSO SIGHTING
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It’s the Giants way of subtly telling Velez he doesn’t belong here.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez Jersey FTW!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
She’s a superhero?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
She's many things
Sadly a good field reporter isn’t one of them.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Not enough entendres there, sorry.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed
“Left fielder during the day sucks here!!!”
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like Bork wrote this off as a throw away game...
3-0 so this one doesn’t matter! Bork bork bork!
Where's Perry?
Amy Gutierrez, investigative reporter!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Spelling is hard.
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LASODRA!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Westboro Baptist Church spells it San Fransicko.
PS: LOL Amy G spelling test fail!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
They picketed at my school this year.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
You know you're bad when even the KKK thinks you're crazy

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
They have a store?
what happens on black friday?
Also, I’m suprised these hicks got on them series of tubes to make a webpage.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
STFD
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Top of the line up!
Braves are doomed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
RALLY JAY-Z

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Rally Tyra

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Mota lit that guy up with a high fastball. To be blunt, I thought he’d really pipe it in there and he’d leave a one hitter quitter
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Dave's not here, man...
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
RALLY RICHMOND

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Looks like someone 'shopped out the glass of Corvassier
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
First pitch hack
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
If Rowand doesn’t take at least 2 pitches this at bat we should nail gun his bat to his shoulder.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
RALLY DOUGIE MAC
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What I don't get about Rowand
Is that he doesn’t seem to ever learn – its the same frigging ptich every time, its the same retarded approach – can’t he learn just how much he sucks?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Rally Rowandasaur

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
THE SYSTEM WORKS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Someone beat the shit out of that Rowandasaur
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Bowker
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rally Rancid

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
Rally dog driving car

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ROWNADS!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
LEADOFF HITTER
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Way to go, Longneck

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Haha
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
At'll play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Great Scott

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The rally pics worked!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
With this offense, a leadoff single equals a rally. We should get a run by reaching second.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Now it has.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
SCOTT!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Dougie Mac is pleased

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i swear to christ if this happens...
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
It would’ve if Rent had just hit a single.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
wouldn't have been a triple play
but my head would have still exploded
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
awesome.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
“they’re just jealous”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That was not a strike when Sanchez threw it, mr. umpire.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
RALLY GOB

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WHAT??
Davidson’s been calling that low pitch a ball all day, but now he calls it a strike
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Good take!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
RALLY RALLY CAR

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I DEMAND SATISFACTION

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Thank God that dropped foul. I would have been pissed.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
WOODY IN THE BOOTH
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Also Kirk Reuter is there.
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Rally MacAarthur

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Rally Woody

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
GAR!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Was that Baer with Gavin Newsom?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
yes it was
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, no, it was Bow-Tie
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
NO
GIS for “rally” just reminded me of something I’ve been blocking out of my mind for years.
Jeaaaggaahh
OH FUCK YOU.
Sorry, that was mean.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
EDDIE!
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Haha. I like how swiftly he has reached ‘Eddie’ status.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
RALLY GAR MOTHAFUCKAS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RALLY GAR
I FUCKING LOVE EVERYTHING
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
absolutely
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
We all have Tripolar Disorder.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Shouldn’t it be Quadrupolar Disorder? You know, for the DINGERZ!
Renteria not sucking makes me very happy.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Apr 9, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
RENT MONEY!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
ED THE RALLY GAR!!!!
IT WASN"T A SINGLE!!!!!!!???
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
+109
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Dougie Mac Salutes the Rally Gar

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Now the game has started
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OMGZ
Baserunnerz?
4 fingers to sandoval?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
You figure somehow Pablo will still GIDP.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
The triple play is still on!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I always knew Sabean was right to sign him!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
ED! THE RALLY!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Panda GET IT DONE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
Taking pitches
What a novel idea!
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
C’mon, Panda.
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Rally Woody

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
seriously.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
That works, I guess.
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Productive out
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
progress, Pablo
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
Rent back above .700!!
SUSTAINABLE
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
Well, fuck! Take it, I guess
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
Productive outz!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
It's not a Giants rally without a run-scoring ground-out.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
Or two.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Along with an error and a couple of wild pitches.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You see the other day, the Mets scored six runs vs FLA, and none of them came on a base hit? Walks, balk, error, etc, but no hits. Weird.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
THE RUN SOOTHES MY SEETHING ANGER, BUT NOT ALL THE WAY

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That wasn't ideal, but Dougie Mac will take it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I guess, I’ll take it, but I’d like to see Panda hit the ball a little bit harder than he has been.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking ground attack
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
yay?
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
alright!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
PRODUCTIVE OUT
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productive outs
exciting!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Chewie

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Down by One BITCHESSSSSSSSSSS
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Dougie Mac thinks Aubrey Huff is a worthless singles hitter but he'll take it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
RALLY DESMOND

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Is that man being beaten to death with an IV stand?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rally Desmond Tutu

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Small Ball!
kinda sucks.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
better than not scoring runs with our outs
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
We're In This!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Your 2010 Giants - less offensive because they're more offensive
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
well, 2 runs in 7 innings
isn’t exactly the Bronx Bombers yet.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
sigh...
Sebastiansalazar: productive outs
Itzxgp: now
49ersngiantsfan: Thats something we couldnt do last year
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GRR
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
What are these from? One of the other threads?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I think it’s the chat from the stream he’s watching.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This.
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YOU WILL ALL BE HORNSWAGGLED OF YOU DO NOT CONTINUE SCORING RUNS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHY DID YOU SLIDE?!!?
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stupidity
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
To be slower?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
WHHEEEEEE! LOOKED LIKE FUN!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DeRosa was going way too fast there; he needed to hit the retroburners.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
He's gone plaid!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Gamer dive!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
I wish Chipper was in there...
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Stay on your feet, meat.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
Boo diving for first!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
I see that DeRosa learned his baserunning from Omar Vizquel.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
Eric Byrnes, actually

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I’m imagining he just crapped out Eric Byrnes and it felt really good.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Terrible moment
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Diving!
Like the Canucks!
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DeRosa...
You had a bad wrist last year… Don’t dive into fucking first.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Seriously, I can just imagine him jamming up the wrist.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that and that it is slower to slide
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually watched a Mythbusters where they proved that it is actually faster to slide…
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
only into 2nd or 3rd
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Huh… I remember this one a little differently than it actually is. Oh well.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Do you have all of these at the ready on your computer filed by keyword you can use in a thread?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I remember most of the titles, so I can just google search them.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
xkcd {subject} usually works pretty well too even if you don’t have the title
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Don’t know where, but I have read studies showing that is faster to run through 1st base.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is why we always see Olympic sprints end in dives.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
this too
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
DeRosa hits it soft.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
even little leaguers know to run thru the bag!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
It wasn’t even close either.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
They slide because it can screw up the umpire. He can’t judge by the sound of the runner’s foot hitting the base
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Kent used to do it all the fucking time.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
When I umped it was usually the other way around for me, I watched the runner’s foot/contact and used the sound from the glove.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Right here

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Goddamn base hits.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
The Rowandasaurus did what he could last inning.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sebastiansalazar: mota should be in the mound
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BAER IS DRIVING??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gavin Newsome looks like Patrick Bateman.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HAHAHAHA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WOODY
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