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Can I just say it's a pet peeve of mine when you've got a Giants home jersey with a last name on it? Am I insane?

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PERKY!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What the heck, that carried a lot more than I thought it was going to.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND!

Get to that wall. Not like you haven’t been there before.

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Apr 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow Rownads is slow.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

New Thread

Same old Amy G

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SQUAK!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Steve Young, but show the game.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean the PERFECT GAME?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Steve, do you remember your first AB on Opening Day?”

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

PERFECT GAME!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

AMY G! GET THAT MICROPHONE OUT OF MY KIDS REACH! HE COULD BREAK IT AND CHOKE ON THE PIECES!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Melky creamed that one.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

where was Rownad’s +10% outfield range on that play?!?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Veteran Gamertude attribute

Required to play every turn. -20% effect on all other attributes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMMIT SCOTT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

When did Martin Prado get so good, anyway?

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

when he joined the braves

that’s what happens to everyone

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRAZY EYES!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YO DELISHUSS!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes you can

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy… are we going to have a 1st and 2nd no outs sitch again?

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, please

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This is going to be a bullpen game, that’s for sure.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

For us, most definitely

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit Jonathan.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

gah!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh dear.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s ok. He had an open bag.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s gonna clog the bases anyhow

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

With no outs?

Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut

by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

channeling Krukow i.e. sarchasm

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 breaking ball?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs moar Yabu

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a good start

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he just call Escobar fat?

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

look at me

I’m skinny

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never stopped me from getting busy

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, which team flew across the country early this morning?

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUNDBALL!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This is sort of like the scene in Team America where they’re giving the actor his mission: “All you have to do is ACT your way past the guards…”

All Sanchez has to do is K his way through the inning.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOCKHEAD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

and to answer the caption

yes, last names on the home jerseys are bad

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes!

Please. Pretty please.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it okay if we call it a stress inning now?

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes…since it’s your birthday, we can call this a stress inning.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my birthday?! Thanks!

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring in Wilson

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 9, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

guhhh throw strikes

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Let him bunt who gives a shit!

by Docter419 on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch breaking ball when the guy shows bunt? Just throw strikes.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Orange crowd is orange

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Jersey Shore Day at the park

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like we got a “situation!”

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – Urban "confirms" Cust is going to accept his minor league assignment, calling it an exclusive. But Cust hasn’t decided, and is going to take the full 72 hours before giving his decision.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

no one claimed him?

huh.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get the feeling pablo just likes walking over to the pitchers mound

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s looking for easter eggs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He also got a shiny new necklace it looks like

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the heck would you give the guy who can’t throw strikes right now an out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera’s a good hitter, too.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Escobar?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pedro Sandoval.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking Asdrubal Cabrera, by the way.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

need a K right hurr, mmhmm

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm here!

Giants can start winning now.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Or start getting into fights like the Sharks last night.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was fucking awesome. Hilarious how there were so many Sharks in the box, they had to stand.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him Jon

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re probably going to get to see both of the M & M boys today: Medders and Mota. That’s great news!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning is ungood.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

FEED THE MONSTER!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DO IT

DO IT NAAAWOOO

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Apr 9, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching game on MLB.tv while listening to KNBR (via Gameday Audio). Oddly, they sync properly.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Doctor C! Double Ear FLap

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the kind of doctor I want to be when I grow up.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh noes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

balls

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S MAKE SOME MEHGIC

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

shitballs

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOO

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IS THIS

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

booooo

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD-BYE WORLD SERIES TROPHY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

A strike-out here would be nice

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck 1-2 count!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Though it wasn’t that bad of a pitch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

crud

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Apropos?

You sound like a classy gent.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf? I’m failing.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew what you meant.

And it’s the thought that counts.

/Obscure literary reference
//Snooty laugh, thusly: MmmHaw. Hawhaw.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, acknowledge your true nature! Stop chasing these lesbians!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t even a terrible pitch :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

he was dead-on the slider the pitch before.. throwing it again? hmm

by mlb22 on Apr 9, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he call that run too? I sure didnt.

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Apr 9, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie looks like a waddling penguin in his catcher’s gear.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

insulting

I’ve never seen a penguin that fat

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUACK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

fat man is fat

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez calm yourself

You’re up against the left killer

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OH.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Where was that?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh!

Where the eff did that miss, blue?!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF!

I want that strike.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, now the ump just isn’t going to call strikes huh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

new year, same ol' haters

AMIRITE?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump’s not doing Sanchez any favors

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Neither is Renteria

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know he would have been able to throw anyone out anyway.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Eff

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ASSSSSSS

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, crap.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar

Renta-Vizquel-ohwait-fuck-I….missed…shit!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Old, slow team is old and slow.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah yeah, double play ball to infield single. Good old Rent

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

not a DP ball

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no world in which that was a DP ball.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame this thread

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

oy

Early returns against Not-The-Astros: not so great.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

also

I have determined that MLB.tv is unusable because of my computer, not the connection. It works like a charm on my wife’s new, awesome computer.

Looks like it’s Gameday Audio for me after all. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

le sigh.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I'll be optimistic.

The Giants will score. Unfortunately, the final score will be 6-1.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Now the Giants have their work cut out for them. They have to score at least three to win this inning.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching and defense.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG RENTERIA POKEMONZ! OMG!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Durty.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh No

Not Medders

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Medders

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders warming up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: the picture caption

Giants jerseys haven’t always removed the players’ names. So I’d say you only have the right to be annoyed if it’s a Giants player who never wore his own name on a home jersey.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry’s post.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That narrows it down.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 lol

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picture caption in the actual “Third Thread” post.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

…such as Lincecum?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those other guys are wearing Estes jerseys.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well obviously, I mean if you buy a AT&T-era Giants jersey.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's an important distinction.

I have a #22 that says Clark on it…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRave was right!!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Just as I feared

we are not that good actually

by Docter419 on Apr 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

we are playing an actual team

and not AA scrubs like the Astros

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by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. It’s just one game. Hopefully, the Giants dominate bad teams like they did the ‘stros and don’t look like the ’Stros against teams like the Braves.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry. Brandon Medders is warming up!

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is really fighting the strike zone. That pop-up helps.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was the best throw Scott’s ever made.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice throw.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Jon, get out of this.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Mod Zhuo: why send sanchez pitch opening day..bochy is a stupied manage

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SHOULD OF BEEN WELLEMEYER

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

cmon Dirty

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Heyward has shown more plate discipline this week than the 2009 Giants did all year.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW, belated thanks to Natto for the stream.

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by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

IAWTC

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FEED IT!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it everytime Medders comes up...

Butters. In my head. Everytime.

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Apr 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you know what I am saying?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Jay Hey Kid??

No.

Sorry, but that’s just wrong.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Feed the beast, Jon

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

open base!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GAYWARD

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HEYWARD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Jason!

NOM NOM NOM

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Jay Hey Kid my ass.

by TGOH on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF STFD

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HEYWARD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HEYWARD

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Well,

At least Heyward can suck it

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Jackass.

That’s what you get for trying to take Willie’s name.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKonathan

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it just me

Or do those look like they’re shrinking as you move right?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not just you

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the downward slope of the top line.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and the drugs.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your brain is playing tricks on you.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude I like your trip man

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kickin in!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome!

sit down, j-hey!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

You nickname stealer

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKanchez

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by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That could have been worse, I guess.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HISTORY DOES REPEAT ITSELF!!

2 Ks so far.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HEYSTORY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Just K Kid

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

lololol

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker, Uribe and pinch hitter?

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d vote for giving him another inning. Ump/Rent conspired against him there.

by TGOH on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Sanchez can’t cop out down 0-2

by nogooddeed on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WCW WUZ WRONG

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

So…

Is is still magic inside?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Depends on what your definition of is is is.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means “Goofus”.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re just barely out of this thing!

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have another helping of dirty, filthy, nasty, plz…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s only 2-0, but I’d feel better about our chances of coming back if we were facing Kate Hudson.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

you don’t say?

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

A PERFECT GAME YOU SAY?

well that sounds perfect gamey to me.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having a Giant in the background is a good touch.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh! Good eye.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

wreckt

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

a WHAT?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You better have this picture ready for every opposing pitcher.

by speckops on Apr 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez: 65 pitches in 3 IP
Hudson…19 so far.

2 more IP from Sanchez..hopefully.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG Heyward is now batting .214

TOTAL FLOP! HAD HIS CHANCE!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey woulda been optioned by now

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bust!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWN ONE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Marvin Benard?

I actually got his autograph when the Giants were still playing in Candlestick.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I still have the Giants Rewards Club travel mug with him and Lou Seal.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker, I chose you!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

You choo-choo-choose me?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/buys row of tickets, faints

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hit splash hits.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

First Giant other than Barry to do so multiple times.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truth.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there

For the first one … vs. the Phillies, Curt Schilling started. I had brought in 2, count em 2, super carnitas burritos from Gordo’s.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

*choose

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap, nevermind.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk just mentioned something about Hudson being perfect.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, is there a PERFECT GAME going on right now?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it not okay...

that I’m more excited about to see Robb Nen Sunday than I am to see Mr. Barry Lamar?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that’s understandable.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanna sing smoke on the water

and pretend I can throw 98 like I did in 2002…I miss that team.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hold on…I didn’t throw 98 in 2002…I pretended to.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

KRUK, PLEEZE

If Sanchez were facing the Giants, he’d only have 22 pitches through 2.1, too.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s PERFECT GAME inside.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn...

this game is hella perfect.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

christ

can’t get a break

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck. Uribe is so slow.

Fuck you Bob davidson

by TGOH on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

well that’s just PERFECT

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Prado

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

/does a timbale fluorish

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is an unbelievable play by Prado.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez blows. And Kruk thinks Pablo has range LOL.

by Hobbes2d on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Hell of a way to keep the PERFECT GAME going.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYZ, I THINK HUDSON HAS A PERFECT GAME SO FAR

"...and Bocock is in the whole"

by sleeknerve on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Too much magic inside, baffling the jinx

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWZ

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because Hudson is throwing a PERFECT GAME.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I missed watching Jonathan’s horrible at bats

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this game, fuck the Giants and fuck CSN for not broadcasting in HD. Uber fail.

by Hobbes2d on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m watching in HD?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Directv.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoo, for the first time, I’m happy I have Dish instead of DTV

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there is a free preview of MLB Extra Innings. :)

by Hobbes2d on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Hudson was PERFECT in that inning, too.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants go down 1-2-3 in 10 pitches

Typical Giants…=(

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Just don’t bother swinging, Jonathan

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

29 pitches….that’s some serious plate discipline.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez threw that many to Troy Glaus, I think.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot how bad Sanchez is at the plate.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we need to try something new...

FUCK YOU HUDSON, YA BUM!

there…now he’ll give up a hit.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PERFECT GAMES ARE EXCITING FOR THE BASEBALL FAN

I HOPE I SGET TO SEE ONE! TODAY!!*

*Because Braves pitcher Tim Hudson is currently throwing one.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF why is McC red?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re alerting people to Tim Hudson’s PERFECT GAME.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

because you touch yourself at night

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was wondering that too

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the downward slope of the top line.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

baahahhaha

IRL LOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE SF IS FULL OF COMMIES RIGHT?

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something about homosexuals I think.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not expect so many interesting answers.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cookyman: always underestimating the McCoven.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do not want these Giants

I want the ones who were playing in Houston when I was too busy to watch.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop watching !!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many times I've tried

But I just can’t stay away.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

P E R F E C T G A M E

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

David Ross

currently hitting 1.000

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

no longer accurate

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait till 4:30, Yanks-Rays. Vazquez vs Price. Go Rays! :D

by Hobbes2d on Apr 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess we will be witnessing a PERFECT game!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

A PERFECT GAME? I cannot believe this would happen with powerhouses such as Aubrey Huff and Bengie Molina in the lineup!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mod Venom322: i hate rowand cus his neck is longer than average

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Long-necked freak.

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reasonable.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hates me too, then. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as: i hate rowand cus his neck is longer than his average. It doesn’t make sense but it kind of does.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that, too! Makes sense to me.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

valid reason

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are these comments coming from?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heaven.

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He must hate slightly less than half of the people in the world then.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I am dismayed by his absent shoulders.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention his chin.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, his goatee is stupid.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, he sucks.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT PHILLIES FANS SAY I WILL LOVE HIM!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLUBHOUSE PRESENCE!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIELDS BALLS WITH HIS FACE!!!

RUNS INTO WALLS 4 THE TEAM!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTT ROWNADS

ALL NECK DOWN TO THE POOPIN

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD person!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump is seriously squeezing Sanchez. According to Gameday, a lot of the balls being called are either right on the edge of the strikezone or in it.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKonathan

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKanchez

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by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This is such classic Sanchez

6 K’s in 4 innings, but walks and runs killer.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

and lots of pitches. That’s also classic Sanchez.

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by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear

Every time I look at Sanchez’s stat sheet, I wonder how a guy who strikes out sooo many people could put up such mediocre numbers.

Then I watch him pitch.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Shift-A) x 3.3 games

Hello, McCoven! Happy Spring and Home Opening Day!

Ah, how apropos that my first GDT of the year comes during this peach of a game (so far; ya gotta believe!) instead of during the Opening (series) of a can of Whoop-As(tro). It’s like ray-ay-aiiin on my wedding day.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

HI!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello!

what a PERFECT GAME to start posting

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Cummon Sanchez, quick inning right here.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That was better Jon

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3 inning

WAT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, a quick inning. Who would have thought?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Panda

Tim for Tim Hudson to continue that perfect game!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys! Just popping in to make sure everyone knows about the PERFECT GAME

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I tweeted it to my 35 followers including the spambots

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/failowers

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus I think 2 of them are in comas or something

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medical Marvel

comatose can tweet

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice inning, Dirty. More of that, please.

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by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally. An easy inning. That was nice.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

D F N
 I I A
R L S
T T T
Y H Y
    Y

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

8 pitch inning

He looks like he’s facing the Giants out there

by TGOH on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

Die in a fire Cabrera.

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Vapors!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that inning a lot more than the previous one.

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by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I can get behind this.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 9, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME TOO!

PERFECTLY PERFECT GAME!
With no hits, walks or errors!

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truly an historic event. I’ve already started celebrating, as this PERFECT GAME is basically already in the bag.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL IRL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is now a meme

Rowand’s long neck

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by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

needz moar poop

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually that’s a brachiosaurus. Veggiesaurus, Lex, veggiesaurus.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bam Bam

fixed what was broken.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

P E R F E C T

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys!

Tim Hudson is throwing a PERFECT GAME. There have been no hits, walks, or errors! No one has reached base on him yet!

by TGOH on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd thread already? Don’t you people have homes?

What’d I miss?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The beginning of a perfect game apparently? Also, wtf is with this meme? It’s only been three innings, and I bet the Giants went baserunner-less for the first three innings at least a dozen times last year.

by speckops on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We always do this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I’ve never seen this meme.

by speckops on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I feel like we always start with NO HITTER NO HITTER PERFECT GAME stuff by the second or third inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m usually late to GDTs and don’t jump in until the third or fourth one.

by speckops on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

favorite Caddyshack ref

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, why have the comments moved to the right so much? Is there some new huge add that I can’t see?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks normal to me.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SB Nation has been wonky all day. It

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er

It was like that for me earlier.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is how minor lines was displaying for me. But the GDTs seem to be fine for me.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, GDT is fine for me too.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were told Sbnation was working on it awhile ago, but IDK what they’re doing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ironic that Jonathan Sanchez pitched the last no-hitter at AT&T and Tim Hudson is going to pitch the next one with his PERFECT GAME!

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Mr. Tim Hudson,

You are PERFECT in almost every way. If you could, it would be PERFECT if I could watch you pitch everyday. In a PERFECT world you would go 162-0 and never give up a hit ever because you are just so PERFECT. This current game you’re dealing is so PERFECT I can hardly contain myself. It would be entirely inconceivable to give up any hits or walks in a PERFECT game. I just want to wish you luck in completing the PERFECT game you have now and will continue to the end of the game

PERFECTly yours,

U. R. PERFECT

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit Scott. I don’t like your approach.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, slider low and away!

Rowand has missed you.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fucking shit, Aaron Rowand.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT, I HATE WHEN YOU SWING LIKE THAT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, way to go, Santa

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by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T park needs a screen for the people in the cove.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad Rowand swung at that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I really really hate Aaron Rowand.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott Rownads: shitbag

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Scott

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT IN AWE OF PERFECTION!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand

Offensive force

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by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

2 pitches, no strikes, 2 swings

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome. You suck at hitting, Scott. Did you know that?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

And two more pitches for Scott

2 AB, 4 pitches.

by TGOH on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

well, this is one way to avoid double plays AMIRITE?!?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Note to Rowand

You are allowed to take some pitches, even if you think they are strikes

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Whaaa?

“Giants baseball is brought to you by the US Census.”

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LIBERAL PROPAGANDA

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE MAN

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Making sure every pitch in Tim Hudson’s PERFECT GAME is counted!

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hide the kids

Santa is in the bay.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, you know how Tim Hudson has a perfect game going, wouldn’t that be weird if he completed it? Since Jonathan had a no-no last season?

by srpwrd on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand has seen 4 pitches in 2 ABs.

Jonathan Sanchez saw three pitches in 1 AB.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip

Please mention how great Hudson is pitching.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Renteria.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally GAR!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip doing his best to jinx Hudson and it worked!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Well it is the fourth inning, gotta nip those things in the bud.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENT!

Perfection gone!

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ED THE RALLY GAR!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCCESS!!

"...and Bocock is in the whole"

by sleeknerve on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMNED RALLY GAR!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOO A HIT!

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by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!

Well done, McCoven.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

IS PROUD OF SELF AND SIGNIFICANT CONTRIBUTION

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE DID IT

YOU’RE WELCOME GIANTS

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by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this new Rent

by TGOH on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

No Subject

Finally, perfect game borked!

Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.

by pme on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It does look like Renteria has a good swing going.

Everything right up the middle, even his outs.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

we need a homer here

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Gar

Don’t care for perfection

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ED!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Bone Chips!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

pass the guacamole, plz

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEADLINE: mccovens Kill Perfecto!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PABLO

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me panda

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL US

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRE BAM BAM

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by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm starting to hate you Panda.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Panda

That sucked

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it, Pablo.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just getting stupid now

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

lolz

Okay, really.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

giddiup, boys! YEEHAW

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

another 8 pitch inning.

this is ridiculous

by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the best pitch you were going to get, Panda.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA?

Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.

by pittsburghian on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda is cold.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

needs more carbs

Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.

by pittsburghian on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

I need to stop watching this

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

UR LOSIN’ ME BAM BAM!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF was that

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect Double Play?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Uggh. Panda’s a giant, that’s for certain

Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.

by pme on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Meulens, what did you do to Renteria!!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

4 DPs for Panda? What up? Maybe we should let him whatever the hell he wants.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Take away his glasses.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Everything is so clear now. It’s amazing! Wait, what is this white thing with red stripes that’s flying towards me? SCARED! Gotta keep it away from me!”

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he wore them during the Houston series.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s cause he was wearing contacts.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD, BAD PANDA

Stop this double play business.

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DP Panda

is just wrong

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

4 GIDP – 4 Games

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Early season trends:

Lead-off hitter can’t get on base, best hitter kills rallies.

MAGIC

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking A

This is embarassing.

by TGOH on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Make Hudson earn his outs

God damn you impatient Giants

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

read this as “Mike Hudson” like three times

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

we could’ve avoided that DP if we just didn’t get on base in the first place!!!

double play concern solved!!!

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Never underestimate the Giants’ ability to make outs.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda is on pace for 162 double plays

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

nah..

he’ll get off a few days rest to keep him fresh.

Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.

by pittsburghian on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazingly enough, he had 10 double plays ALL OF LAST SEASON.

He has four in four games this season.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That stat gives you an idea of how often our#1 or #2 hitters got on base last year

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

True dat.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sophmore slump?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

When are we going to admit that Panda isn’t it?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

When are we going to admit that Panda is and It’s It?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and = an

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

mm It’s It …

but I already had a Costco muffin and a half today … that’s like 900 calories right there…

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone else feel bad at that Comcast Sports commercial when the guy says “Bay Area Sports. That’s all we do.”

I mean, thats gotta be pretty frustrating.

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we can still see a SHUT OUT.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Mike Gonzalez just blew another save for the Orioles.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Who gets saves if Gonzalez gets the boot?

/pokemonz

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 9, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, why did that commercial have to feature playoff highlights from last season? Last season sucked. How about 2008, or, better yet, 2004?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

failbeard

I just like to say it

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Already in the fifth inning!

Another run should really make this academic for the Braves.

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ

Leadoff hitter on every fucking inning so far???

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Not last inning.

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Stop letting the goddamn leadoff hitter get on base

by TGOH on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HAC-MAN!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Leonard?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I vote we make pitchers pitch to their own team today

Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.

by pittsburghian on Apr 9, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, Kruk’s knowledge that Leonard was good to have on your side during a fight.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROUNDBALL!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh. It was an pretty good pitch.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 9, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

motherfucking shitfuck ass

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This isn’t good.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Get him outta there.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Good grief.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh bloody murder.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

A lot of the hits Jonathan is giving up are kind of cheap

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn! balls have eyes

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine don't, but my weiner does

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 eyes?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

New thread, please.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Leaving the thread, anything to change our luck

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree. You should leave.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

someone’s gonna lose it if you don’t put a subject line
LOLz

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

No one else is discouraged by this?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t notice this and it makes me even angrier at Bochy and Sabean.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Durty.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

give sanchez pablo's glasses

Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.

by pittsburghian on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

82-36? Ouch.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This has gotta be Dirty’s last inning.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

question: if a double play is a pitchers best friend, then what is a triple play?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your BESHT!?

Losers do their besht. Winners go home and fuck the triple play!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bottle of lube and a wash cloth?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double the price

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

A threesome with 2 supermodels?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

switched games here

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

pbf, please

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Atlee-ing it up.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift+A

What the hell is going on here? Science says we are unbeatable?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty is dirty today

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait for Wellemeyer’s game……………………….

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s happening again!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LAPLAND RELIGIOUS SONGS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL bat throw!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

love to see the frustration on opposing players

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please DP

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Adios Jon

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders.. oh hell

Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.

by pittsburghian on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, the whiners have come out of the woodwork today

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, how dare baseball fans discussing their baseball team in a place to talk about baseball complain that the pitcher they root for is doing badly?

THE TEMERITY!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mehdders time!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I take it the real Giants offense has shown up?

So much for taking some f^^^@^ pitches.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a change

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/9/1413408/fourth-thread

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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAH!

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mehdders

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by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/9/1413409/third-thread-sucks-the-fourth-one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GAH!

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by Kitspool on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to Natto's thead

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to jponry’s out of fear.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Staying in the no longer available thread. Out of fear.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE LINK IS A LIE!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a pick mommy or daddy in the divorce situation…?

by Every6thDay on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good Mehdders will solve this problem

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

god, I hope he’s not Howry 2010

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Available for Xbox 360.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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