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PERKY!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
New Thread
Same old Amy G
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SQUAK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I like Steve Young, but show the game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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“Steve, do you remember your first AB on Opening Day?”
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
When he's retired in the 4th
…right?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
where was Rownad’s +10% outfield range on that play?!?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Veteran Gamertude attribute
Required to play every turn. -20% effect on all other attributes.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
when he joined the braves
that’s what happens to everyone
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
CRAZY EYES!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
Yes you can
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
Throw strikes, please
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
For us, most definitely
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
gah!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
It’s ok. He had an open bag.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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With no outs?
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
look at me
I’m skinny
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
GROUNDBALL!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
BLOCKHEAD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
and to answer the caption
yes, last names on the home jerseys are bad
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
Throw strikes!
Please. Pretty please.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STRIKES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
Jersey Shore Day at the park
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like we got a “situation!”
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL – Urban "confirms" Cust is going to accept his minor league assignment, calling it an exclusive. But Cust hasn’t decided, and is going to take the full 72 hours before giving his decision.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Just like Kentucky declared 5 players for the draft.
4/5 for sure ain’t bad
How far will this one fly?
i get the feeling pablo just likes walking over to the pitchers mound
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
he’s looking for easter eggs
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He also got a shiny new necklace it looks like
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the heck would you give the guy who can’t throw strikes right now an out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm here!
Giants can start winning now.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Or start getting into fights like the Sharks last night.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That was fucking awesome. Hilarious how there were so many Sharks in the box, they had to stand.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Finish Him Jon
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HYMNS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
FEED THE MONSTER!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Doctor C! Double Ear FLap
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
balls
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
booooo
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
GOOD-BYE WORLD SERIES TROPHY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fuck 1-2 count!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
Though it wasn’t that bad of a pitch
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Apropos?
You sound like a classy gent.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew what you meant.
And it’s the thought that counts.
/Obscure literary reference
//Snooty laugh, thusly: MmmHaw. Hawhaw.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That wasn’t even a terrible pitch :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bengie looks like a waddling penguin in his catcher’s gear.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Who's gonna be the first a-hole to say "Ball game."
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Where was that?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
Oh!
Where the eff did that miss, blue?!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
new year, same ol' haters
AMIRITE?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Ump’s not doing Sanchez any favors
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Eff
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ASSSSSSS
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Ah yeah, double play ball to infield single. Good old Rent
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
not a DP ball
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I blame this thread
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
oy
Early returns against Not-The-Astros: not so great.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
also
I have determined that MLB.tv is unusable because of my computer, not the connection. It works like a charm on my wife’s new, awesome computer.
Looks like it’s Gameday Audio for me after all. :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
le sigh.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
OMG RENTERIA POKEMONZ! OMG!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Let’s go Durty.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh No
Not Medders
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Re: the picture caption
Giants jerseys haven’t always removed the players’ names. So I’d say you only have the right to be annoyed if it’s a Giants player who never wore his own name on a home jersey.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Huh?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That narrows it down.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well obviously, I mean if you buy a AT&T-era Giants jersey.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's an important distinction.
I have a #22 that says Clark on it…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
BRave was right!!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
we are playing an actual team
and not AA scrubs like the Astros
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Don’t worry. Brandon Medders is warming up!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Come on Jon, get out of this.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
Mod Zhuo: why send sanchez pitch opening day..bochy is a stupied manage
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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SHOULD OF BEEN WELLEMEYER
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
cmon Dirty
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
BTW, belated thanks to Natto for the stream.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Do you know what I am saying?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The Jay Hey Kid??
No.
Sorry, but that’s just wrong.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
HYMNS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
STFD HEYWARD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD Jason!
NOM NOM NOM
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF STFD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD HEYWARD
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
KKKKKonathan





I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Is it just me
Or do those look like they’re shrinking as you move right?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
not just you
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
It’s the downward slope of the top line.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
That could have been worse, I guess.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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HEYSTORY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The Just K Kid
Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Shift-A
So…
Is is still magic inside?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
It means “Goofus”.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
A PERFECT GAME YOU SAY?
well that sounds perfect gamey to me.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Having a Giant in the background is a good touch.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
a WHAT?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez: 65 pitches in 3 IP
Hudson…19 so far.
2 more IP from Sanchez..hopefully.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
OMG Heyward is now batting .214
TOTAL FLOP! HAD HIS CHANCE!!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Posey woulda been optioned by now
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
BOWN ONE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
Marvin Benard?
I actually got his autograph when the Giants were still playing in Candlestick.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I still have the Giants Rewards Club travel mug with him and Lou Seal.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude hit splash hits.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
First Giant other than Barry to do so multiple times.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I was there
For the first one … vs. the Phillies, Curt Schilling started. I had brought in 2, count em 2, super carnitas burritos from Gordo’s.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Kruk just mentioned something about Hudson being perfect.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Hey, is there a PERFECT GAME going on right now?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Is it not okay...
that I’m more excited about to see Robb Nen Sunday than I am to see Mr. Barry Lamar?
Where's Perry?
I think that’s understandable.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I just wanna sing smoke on the water
and pretend I can throw 98 like I did in 2002…I miss that team.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
hold on…I didn’t throw 98 in 2002…I pretended to.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants hitters still perfect
No walks, No hits!!!
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 9, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
well that’s just PERFECT
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
Nice play.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Fuck you Prado
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow
Hell of a way to keep the PERFECT GAME going.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’m watching in HD?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Giants go down 1-2-3 in 10 pitches
Typical Giants…=(
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Just don’t bother swinging, Jonathan
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
29 pitches….that’s some serious plate discipline.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
I think we need to try something new...
FUCK YOU HUDSON, YA BUM!
there…now he’ll give up a hit.
Where's Perry?
PERFECT GAMES ARE EXCITING FOR THE BASEBALL FAN
I HOPE I SGET TO SEE ONE! TODAY!!*
*Because Braves pitcher Tim Hudson is currently throwing one.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
because you touch yourself at night
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
i was wondering that too
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s the downward slope of the top line.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Do not want these Giants
I want the ones who were playing in Houston when I was too busy to watch.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Stop watching !!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
So many times I've tried
But I just can’t stay away.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
I guess we will be witnessing a PERFECT game!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
A PERFECT GAME? I cannot believe this would happen with powerhouses such as Aubrey Huff and Bengie Molina in the lineup!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Oh main what a great PERFECT GAME!!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Mod Venom322: i hate rowand cus his neck is longer than average
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He hates me too, then. :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I read this as: i hate rowand cus his neck is longer than his average. It doesn’t make sense but it kind of does.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
valid reason
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Where are these comments coming from?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
He must hate slightly less than half of the people in the world then.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Personally, I am dismayed by his absent shoulders.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Not to mention his chin.
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Also, his goatee is stupid.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Plus, he sucks.
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BUT PHILLIES FANS SAY I WILL LOVE HIM!!!!
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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
CLUBHOUSE PRESENCE!
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FIELDS BALLS WITH HIS FACE!!!
RUNS INTO WALLS 4 THE TEAM!!!!!
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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
SCOTT ROWNADS
ALL NECK DOWN TO THE POOPIN
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
STFD person!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
S T F D
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STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This ump is seriously squeezing Sanchez. According to Gameday, a lot of the balls being called are either right on the edge of the strikezone or in it.
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KKKKKKonathan






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This is such classic Sanchez
6 K’s in 4 innings, but walks and runs killer.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
(Shift-A) x 3.3 games
Hello, McCoven! Happy Spring and Home Opening Day!
Ah, how apropos that my first GDT of the year comes during this peach of a game (so far; ya gotta believe!) instead of during the Opening (series) of a can of Whoop-As(tro). It’s like ray-ay-aiiin on my wedding day.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
hello!
what a PERFECT GAME to start posting
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Use or parenthesis
I like it
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Cummon Sanchez, quick inning right here.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
That was better Jon
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
1-2-3!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hey, a quick inning. Who would have thought?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
Hey guys! Just popping in to make sure everyone knows about the PERFECT GAME
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I tweeted it to my 35 followers including the spambots
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
/failowers
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus I think 2 of them are in comas or something
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Medical Marvel
comatose can tweet
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
8 pitch inning
He looks like he’s facing the Giants out there
I liked that inning a lot more than the previous one.
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I can get behind this.
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I'M SO EXCITED I COULD POSSIBLY WITNESS A PERFECT GAME
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
ME TOO!
PERFECTLY PERFECT GAME!
With no hits, walks or errors!
24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.
Aaron Rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL IRL
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this is now a meme
Rowand’s long neck
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needz moar poop
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Bam Bam
fixed what was broken.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
P E R F E C T
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Guys!
Tim Hudson is throwing a PERFECT GAME. There have been no hits, walks, or errors! No one has reached base on him yet!
3rd thread already? Don’t you people have homes?
What’d I miss?
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
The beginning of a perfect game apparently? Also, wtf is with this meme? It’s only been three innings, and I bet the Giants went baserunner-less for the first three innings at least a dozen times last year.
We always do this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Really? I feel like we always start with NO HITTER NO HITTER PERFECT GAME stuff by the second or third inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Also, why have the comments moved to the right so much? Is there some new huge add that I can’t see?
I was promised lasagna.
Looks normal to me.
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SB Nation has been wonky all day. It
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Er
It was like that for me earlier.
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That is how minor lines was displaying for me. But the GDTs seem to be fine for me.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Same here.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Dear Mr. Tim Hudson,
You are PERFECT in almost every way. If you could, it would be PERFECT if I could watch you pitch everyday. In a PERFECT world you would go 162-0 and never give up a hit ever because you are just so PERFECT. This current game you’re dealing is so PERFECT I can hardly contain myself. It would be entirely inconceivable to give up any hits or walks in a PERFECT game. I just want to wish you luck in completing the PERFECT game you have now and will continue to the end of the game
PERFECTly yours,
U. R. PERFECT
How far will this one fly?
First pitch swining on a slider away
That’s our Rowand.
Hey, slider low and away!
Rowand has missed you.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
SCOTT, I HATE WHEN YOU SWING LIKE THAT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
Haha, way to go, Santa
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I really really hate Aaron Rowand.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT IN AWE OF PERFECTION!!
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Rowand
Offensive force
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well, this is one way to avoid double plays AMIRITE?!?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
Note to Rowand
You are allowed to take some pitches, even if you think they are strikes
Whaaa?
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This one counts
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hide the kids
Santa is in the bay.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I love Renteria.
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Rally GAR!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Kuip doing his best to jinx Hudson and it worked!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ED THE RALLY GAR!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
GOD DAMNED RALLY GAR!!
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WOOHOO A HIT!
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Fools and Sages
WE DID IT
YOU’RE WELCOME GIANTS
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No Subject
Finally, perfect game borked!
Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.
It does look like Renteria has a good swing going.
Everything right up the middle, even his outs.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ED!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
pass the guacamole, plz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
HEADLINE: mccovens Kill Perfecto!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Are you fucking kidding me panda
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
LOL US
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
FIRE BAM BAM
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I'm starting to hate you Panda.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Sigh.
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Oh Panda
That sucked
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
This is just getting stupid now
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
giddiup, boys! YEEHAW
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
another 8 pitch inning.
this is ridiculous
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
DFA?
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
Panda is cold.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
needs more carbs
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
by pittsburghian on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right
I need to stop watching this
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
UR LOSIN’ ME BAM BAM!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
Perfect Double Play?
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Meulens, what did you do to Renteria!!
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4 DPs for Panda? What up? Maybe we should let him whatever the hell he wants.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Take away his glasses.
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I don’t think he wore them during the Houston series.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
That’s cause he was wearing contacts.
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we could’ve avoided that DP if we just didn’t get on base in the first place!!!
double play concern solved!!!
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 9, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
Never underestimate the Giants’ ability to make outs.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda is on pace for 162 double plays
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
nah..
he’ll get off a few days rest to keep him fresh.
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
by pittsburghian on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Sophmore slump?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
When are we going to admit that Panda isn’t it?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
At least we can still see a SHUT OUT.
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LOL
Mike Gonzalez just blew another save for the Orioles.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Now, why did that commercial have to feature playoff highlights from last season? Last season sucked. How about 2008, or, better yet, 2004?
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failbeard
I just like to say it
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Not last inning.
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Fuck
Stop letting the goddamn leadoff hitter get on base
HAC-MAN!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Leonard?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
I vote we make pitchers pitch to their own team today
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
I love that there was no hesitation for either of them in naming Penitentiary Face.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
GROUNDBALL!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
Good grief.
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A lot of the hits Jonathan is giving up are kind of cheap
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Damn! balls have eyes
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
2 eyes?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Leaving the thread, anything to change our luck
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
Can someone tell Sanchez its a cool SF night and he is facing the Padres and his dad is in the stands
someone’s gonna lose it if you don’t put a subject line
LOLz
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
IS that Bengie I see taking signs from Bochy? Buster couldn't do this?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Apparently
No one else is discouraged by this?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
nice.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
give sanchez pablo's glasses
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
82-36? Ouch.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
question: if a double play is a pitchers best friend, then what is a triple play?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Your BESHT!?
Losers do their besht. Winners go home and fuck the triple play!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
A threesome with 2 supermodels?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
switched games here
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift+A
What the hell is going on here? Science says we are unbeatable?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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Dirty is dirty today
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HYMNS!!
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LAPLAND RELIGIOUS SONGS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Nice!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL bat throw!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
love to see the frustration on opposing players
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Please DP
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
BORK BORK BORK
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Medders.. oh hell
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wow, the whiners have come out of the woodwork today
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I take it the real Giants offense has shown up?
So much for taking some f^^^@^ pitches.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Time for a change
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/9/1413408/fourth-thread
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dammit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/9/1413409/third-thread-sucks-the-fourth-one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Go to Natto's thead
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m going to jponry’s out of fear.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
You tried to divide by 0 didn't you!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good Mehdders will solve this problem
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god, I hope he’s not Howry 2010
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions

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