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Some Braves douche started it and I felt my manhood threatened so I flash my e-thugginess.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He got owned back on the Braves site. Guess they don’t wanna look like douchebags (aka Phillies fans) Good on them.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 9, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
women like having sex with me!
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
TWSS...
to get out of there that night.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
One thread just for t he pregame introductions?
We are insane.
GO GINTAZ
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I wonder if an IRC channel would work.
Prolly not…total chaos.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
it would scroll faster than WalrusMan when his boss is coming toward him
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
UNF UNF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Go Giants!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What a gay shot above.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
my dad 12 years ago
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Bruce Bochy, a week from today.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Born 1955.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Oh hay, he’ll be the same age as his birth year. I’ll have to be 85 for that to happen….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
last thread
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for the tedious flag bit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Throbby Coxxx
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
defenestrate?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Boch: "We all venereal Throbby Coxx."
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It sucks that I only have mlb.tv it makes it impossible to comment and watch games at the same time
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
not a soldier
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
It’s easy right now with that stupid…This game will begin shortly page.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You can do it. You’ll just be speaking to us from the past
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I do this as well
But on slower comps it can be impossible.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
IT’S THE REVERSE ROETHLISBERGER!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Hide your penis. You dont’ want to cause a scene!
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never heard of this singer.
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Me neither. I thought it was because I’m LOLD.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
He’s got like 1 hit song. I think it’s called “I’m Yours”
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
Wait. Never mind. That’s Jason Mraz.
This guy’s song is called “Come on Get High.”
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
met that dude recently
we have mutual friends. pretty cool guy. no clue about his music.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Never heard of this guy.,
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He sang a song from the American Pie movies that goes:
" This bed is on fire with passion and love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she’s on top"
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
I know that song.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Police mounted unit?
I didn’t know this was skinemax
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Beiber?
Oh wait
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BLUE ANGELS!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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That was Bonds
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I really miss Barry Bonds’ at bats. More than almost anything.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
more than your dignity?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Once you get gay….
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
you can't make them go away?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Pushed actually
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
C-section biatch
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s just turning the belly into an artificial vagina.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be amazing.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
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two vaginas…awesome
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly, there is still only one cup.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That wasn't bad.
The flyover thing is pretty silly. But still: AMERICA MOTHER FUCKERS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah…being able to kill from the air is totally part of baseball.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Emotionally, it appeals to me, but you have to admit it’s pretty outrageous to have fighter jets buzz a sporting event.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I can't deal with Blue Angels flyovers
The Blue Angels used to fly right over my apartment in Chicago. I came there from New York, and, shall we say, had certain emotional issues with low-flying, loud-ass planes suddenly flying right over me and shaking the building. It scared the everloving fuck out of me and I never got used to it at all.
That’s my own personal shit, though. So whatever.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I’m a five minute bus ride away from the park. :\
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I’m a five minute walk from the park and it’s the busiest day in weeks…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Papa
Everyone knows Jerry Rice is throwing out the first pitch.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He was a decent receiver, no Terrell Owns though.
by Into the Void on Apr 9, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is radio so far behind on anthem??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I've noticed that sometimes the anthem is tape delayed by up to 2-3 minutes
they work the commercials around it since its all filler in pre-game
Let's bring the...
He was joking on Twitter about trying not to bounce it. Cool dude.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Steve Young FTW!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
AND STEVE YOUNG! WHOOOA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
My turn to namedrop – I went to law school with Steve Young. Had some classes with him.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Yeah, well I went to law school with Jesus.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I served him ice cream once at the Baskin-Robbins in Palo Alto. His favorite flavor is quarterback crunch. He yelled at me for leaving a box cutter open on the counter in reach of his kid.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL HIS KID?? YOU MONSTER!
I actually wasn’t all that impressed with him. He was kinda douchy when I tried to get him to donate something to my public law foundation auction. Charles Schultz did it; Steve Young wouldn’t.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Yeah, well, I went to high school with Ken Dorsey! Take THAT, went-to-school-with-a-49ers-quarterback name dropper!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Ken Dorsey was our future. :(
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't go to high school with dorsey
but he once flipped me off during a football game because I was on the sideline talking shit
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
Dude
Epic.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
GO NINERS!
oh, wait
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
The first touchdown?
Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Finally able to check in
1) That last thread was a howl. This place knows nothing if not how to handle a troll.
2) My porn star name would be Maxxx Hammer.
3) My Dad turns 70 today. To celebrate, a bunch of us family-types are renting a condo in San Diego all next week. I will try to talk them into taking in a game at Petco, but Dad’s not really into baseball so that probably won’t happen.
4) Anagram of “outfielder Jason Heyward” = WEIRDER, JAUNTY FALSEHOOD
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
epic 1st pitch
but it was 3 TDs in XXIX, not 2
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 9, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
What do Steve Young and howtheyscored have in common?
Steve Young follows the book of Mormon
Howtheyscored follows the book of More Men
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
KA-POW!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Why can't Mormons send flowers?
I know they can’t dance.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
My feed just switched to soccer.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Oh wait, it’s rugby.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Spent a year and a half in NZ, saw the all blacks quite a bit. They are truly gnarly.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Alex Smith is crying somewhere right now
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
HIS HANDS ARE AVERAGE SIZED FOR THE NFL
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Small.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, it’s tiny
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure
If you include all the tiny QB hands from the 60s. Search your feelings…again.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
I'm gonna get one at McDonald's
I have these tiny hands…
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY MLB.TV
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Kruk and Kuip look snazzy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not as snazzy as Jon in that tux!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 9, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
No goddamnmuthafuckin HD feed on Extra Innings.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk’s hair is now solidly gray trending toward white. This makes me feel old.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
Okay, since I’m at work I’ll stop.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man
If there was anywhere in the world I could be right now, it’d be behind the home dugout. Sigh.
Instead I’m in a dorm room in fucking Washington.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Lucky Washington!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Striker, Striker, Striker, Striker, Striker!
Ted Striker?
by Orwell D. Catt on Apr 9, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow…I’m getting the anthem on my iphone At Bat app right now. 10 minutes behind? What’s the point.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
lol same here
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Braves feed (yeah right) is much closer.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The anthem is always delayed on radio.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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By that I mean they record it then play it right before the first pitch.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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This guy needs to stop switching to a rugby game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
http://www.justin.tv/kostaz003#r=TPorAj8~
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err
http://www.justin.tv/kostaz003#r=TPorAj8~
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thx natto.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Gracias senor. Remind me to say thanks later. ;)
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet mercy
meeting over! just in time for the start of the game!!!!
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
I love our 1600 OPS SS
Totally staying that way
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
MLBN FTW!
Kruk and Kuip are the feed on MLBN. It is teh awesome.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I can’t watch the HD feed on MLBN – Directv and CSNBA are making me watch it in crappy SD.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
THrow Strikes (Giants Pitcher)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions
Hah
Juuuuuuust a bit outide
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Throw strikes.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
C'Mon Dirty
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Tim Tschida is the home plate ump
Apparently a ball low in the strike zone killed his parents, because he WILL NOT call them – didn’t on Monday in A’s/Mariners.
That said,
LET’S GO GIANTS!
24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.
Throw strikes!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Is it just me
Or does Jonathan’s motion look different?
I don’t remember that stutter in the middle last year.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
same
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 9, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
FINNISH HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Drank too much red bull
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 9, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, here we go
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
NIce strike zone ump
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
HOW'D YOU GET SO FLUFFY??
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
That was a good pitch =/ NOT A BALL!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 9, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
There goes the perfect game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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NOT PAID TO WALK
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Key to the Game
“Take what Hudson gives you”
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Jonathon just showed Jon
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
Finish Him Jon
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HYMNS DURTY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Good slider is G
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bah.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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That hung.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
There goes the no-no
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Shit…
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 9, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
0-2 hanging breaking ball, you’re killing me Smalls.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
HOW DID YOU GET SO GODDAMNED FUZZY!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
God Dammit. Throw a groundball!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
HYMNS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Dirty
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
(third time’s the charm?)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JON
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD Yunel!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
STFD ESCOBAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Konathan
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
NASTY
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Now that Yunel sucks can we send Rent + Cash over for him?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions
“Yunel”
Wasn’t that half the dialogue in that one Jodie Foster movie?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Troy Glaus
I still hate this mother fucker.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
I don’t know much about him really, but he’s got an easy name to hate.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
I'm pretty sure we never went to the playoffs
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I do remember winning the NL one year. But that was the year the AL didn’t exist, so we won it all. Maybe that’s what he means.
Let's bring the...
Ah that's right
The year we just had to skip the world series due to AL lockouts
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Angels, man. Fucking Angels.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh
Yeah, fuck that guy.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
He received a hearty round of boos.
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HYMNS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
PHEW
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Whoa!
That was scary.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WTP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bochy shaved?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Love the big yard in CF
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Nice swing, Die-az.
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Swing....................NOW!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions
Whew
Might not have to face Larry Jones this weekend.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Someone's breaking pitch is working really well today...
I’M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHO!
Section 314 FTW!
JON
FINISH HIM
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BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
Dirty settling in.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
HYMNS!!
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20 pitches already..
..not JS’s finest first inning.
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S T F D
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HUFF IS THE GREATEST
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!
What a grab by HUff!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
KKonathan
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LOL BENGIE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL MONEY
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WOOWWW
Bengie’s slowness almost cost us a run
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Buster would have thrown that ball into the bay
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Nice recovery Jonathon
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD BTW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I did a fist pump at my desk.
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DIAZ RAPES LEFTIES!!!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You’re thinking of Brett Meyers
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much. He was really slow to get down and block that, which makes no sense because Bengie should know how filthy Sanchez’ slider is.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bengie’s NOT READY !!!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
jesus christ molina
I almost killed you
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
Thank god sabean signed that huff guy
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, god, he barely made that play—shoulda set up outside
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That was scary
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
DFA Ishii
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
OK I’m going to go get a bratwurst.
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All’s well that ends kind of well.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not thinking about how Posey would have made the play easily.
No sir, I’m not.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That's it...
Just repress the feeling, it’ll make you feel better.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey probably couldn’t have made that throw….he’s incapable of sucking.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
it was a huff problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys comment fast
I don’t think I can keep up.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
MOLINA SUCKS!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
chasm; huff was the one who screwed up
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
"I RAPE LEFTIES!"
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
" I was raped by Sanchez"
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
What does “beating the cluck out of chicken” even mean?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
Whatever happened to Mark Mulder?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He is a lefty
and thus, was raped by Diaz.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants way
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, Scott didn’t swing at the first pitch this time.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Traded to St Louis. Arm fell off shorty thereafter.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Reply fail?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yup.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That was about Mark Mulder.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
don't worry
he’ll swing at the next slider at his back foot
by wcw on Apr 9, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BAH SCOTT
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Another
Ugly Hack for Scotty
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
Rownads
Regardless of what happens, I hate you.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
How many pitches?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
HOT HITTING OF AARON ROWAND
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
seriously?
to me, the other similarity is a vagina (allegedly)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Don’t you call Kitspool that!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
CAREER HIGH
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
I had 18 million dollars but I
I spent it allllll
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
i had a million dollars
but I spent it all
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
does anyone have a link for the game
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 9, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
Is this chick that’s yapping hot…if not bring back Bip and his unintentional comedy.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
Rent’s having a nice AB.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
way to jinx it.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is this imposter?
Prediction: Aaron Rowand: BA .278; HR 12; RBI 84
by The Nuschler on Apr 10, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Gar works the count!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Work it, Edgar. WORK IT!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Give it a week
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
AVERAGE PLUMMETS!
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Best Shape of his Life!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
it's ok
meat of the order upcoming
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
JINX
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HEALTHY GROUND OUT!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Panda's our only hope
At least he can’t GIDP here.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I thought Pablito was going to be wearing the ShopTeacher glasses during games.
This is not a signature.
Only when he can’t wear his contacts.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Panda actually looks fatter than last year
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 9, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
If you want more HRs, more RBIs, and more Hits you need more PANDA
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
Science!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that sucked
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
11 pitches, eh?
At least it was double digits.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
That's a normal 2009 Giants inning
Was hoping that wouldn’t still be standard this year.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
To be fair
We haven’t gotten to the new guys in the order yet…
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
well to be fair
Hudson is vastly superior to anyone the Astros will trot out there this year to be sacrificed to the Texas heat.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
By far.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oswalt’s washed up.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
GOTTA HAVE EM
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Looks like that guy is on the field in that McDonald’s ad.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
Pointy chin
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
Finish Him Jon
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
JT?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD Infante!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
STFD INFANTE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
KKKonathan
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Uggghhhh
Amy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Calm down there, Amy.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
You don’t have to say ARGUABLY the greatest football player ever.
Just say. THE. GREATEST. WIDE RECEIVER OF ALL TIME.
“Arguably” refers to whether or not he’s the greatest player of all time.
by Missing Barry on Apr 9, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I agree, I just want to credit Jerry as possibly the greatest player of all time. Limiting it to receiver doesn’t do him justice.
by Missing Barry on Apr 9, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Slider is good.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
Shut Up Amy G
And let Jerry talk
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINISH HEYWARD. in a not gay way.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is this kid good or something, I’ve never heard anything about jason heyword. Has there been any media coverage at all?
AAAA player
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he might be a util guy someday when he matures
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
How come I haven’t seen any dirtied Braves players pics yet?
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
Heimy is at the game
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
HYMNS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Jon
FINISH HIM!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
In defense of Amy
…I’d defy anyone to do that job and not look like an idiot
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
But you can still weed out the shrill-voiced types.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He never spoke when he was training DeSean.
by CaliforniaBone on Apr 9, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD Jason!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
KKKKonathan
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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
STFD HEYWARD
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
S T F D
HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So I’m not going to read through all these comments, this might have been brought up already, but I’m listening to the Braves announcers call the game (I think it’s interesting to get the other teams take on stuff, and so far they seem like a pretty quality crew to me), and they called Heyward the J Hey Kid. Anyone else heard that reference? Do people think that’s awesome (as a tribute to Mays) or insulting (trying to rip off his nickname, especially bad since it’s using the first letter first name first 3 letters last name typical uncreative form)?
I think it’s lame, give him his own nickname.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Maybe.
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I don't like it either
Not because it’s a ripoff, but because you gotta do a lot more than a homerun on your first opening day to be compared to Willie.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD HEYWARD
SUCK IT BRAVES1
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Sanchez says, “I don’t see what’s the big deal.”
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STFD HEYWARD
HISTORY!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
History repeats itself!!!
4 K’s
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
What now Heyward!!!!
Say Hey to the bench!
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 9, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
REPEAT ITSELF!!
THAT IS WHAT HISTORY DOES!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
Heyward hat trick still in order!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
Aw Panda.
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d’oh!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
E5
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
Oh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Panda & Huff
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Pablo!
Pablo.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
LOL PANDA
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, that’s two of those from Pablo this year already.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Pregame festivities.
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Yep.
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Pablo is not looking good
That’s the second time he’s thrown it away this year
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
coulda got some help if Huff wasn’t tethered to the bag
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
First thing you learn when playing first base
Get the ball first, if you’re on the bag, consider it a bonus.
Little League status.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
thank you! aside from the ref
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 9, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The answer is Yao Ming at 1B
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LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
Agreed.
No range or stretch on that Molina throw in the first, no hops this inning. ::shrug:: Oh well. That’s who he be.
What?
He made a great play on the Molina throw, and he beat out an infield single in the HOU series. The Panda throw was bad.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
The Panda throw was bad. Yes. Huff’s attempt to jump was equally bad. I’m honestly not sure he left the ground. Who’s fault was it? Pablo’s – his bad throw put Huff in that position, but it was still a crappy play/poor athletic showing on Huff’s part.
by Missing Barry on Apr 9, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
tough throw though, he usually makes that look easy
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Not really. He threw three extra pitches. Yeah, the Heyward AB was a little long, but Jon looked perfectly comfortable the whole time.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
he's throwing so many pitches because he's striking out so many braves
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
No walks, no home runs, good inning.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
now if it was Cainer on the mound…you know how his luck is…
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 9, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
So where’s Jon Miller today?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Yahoo called that a single
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
It was
E on allowing to reach 2B
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Should've been an error, IMO
The throw had him beat. It was just a couple feet too high.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Ok. How bout some offense that isn't offensive
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
Bowkermania!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
4 K's in 2 innings picking up himself.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I keep wanting to call him Justin Hayward
Moody Blues guitarist
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUESDAY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Mays’ were better. IDK about bigger.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Mays supposedly had huge hands. I’d go with Rice having the “better” hands, though. Based on my reading of the new Mays biography, every once in a while he’d pull a Fred Lewis. So think of him more like Randy Moss compared to Rice.
by Missing Barry on Apr 9, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Willie's hands are like bear paws
Jerry just has long digits
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Mays
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently in addition to making us watch a shitty SD feed, CSNBA only has 4 stoopid commercials to show over and over and over and over again.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That sucks. MLBN has the HD feed. It is beautiful.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Goddammit. I really Directv and CSNBA and their stupid pissing match right now.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Just don’t read the chat box.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Oh yeah. I didn’t realize that they showing the SF HD feed. That is weird
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmph. Needs moar boats.
I miss the crazy flotillas in the Bonds HR days when you could practically walk across the cove.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I love the word flotilla
It sounds like delicious Mexican food.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I should actually get a ruling on whether ‘flotilla’ is already a plural in this context. Grammar nerbs?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
m-w doesn't offer any inflected forms
Huff Floatillas maybe...?
or Pablo when facing a righty?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot that Melky Cabrera is on the Braves now.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Perfect gamed
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dammit Comcast
I missed that whole at-bat, brief though it was.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Well shit
Fortunately, the Giants have yet to swing at a first pitch
Unfortunately, fucking all of them have been strikes.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Bad call
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
Triva: That cigarette ad
The music was “Swinging Safari” by Bert Kaempfert, who’s mentioned in “One Week” by Bare Naked Ladies and is also known for writing the “Leave it to Beaver” theme song.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I thought we were hearing the Billy Vaughn & His Orchestra version there
Not that I’m 100% sure.
Didn’t know Kaempfert wrote the “Leave it to Beaver” theme song. He also wrote “Spanish Eyes” (Al Martino—“Johnny Fontane” in the Godfather), “Danke Schoen” (Wayne Newton), “Wooden Heart” (Elvis), and “L-O-V-E” (Nat King Cole).
Also, Bert Kaempfert was the producer who recorded the first commercially released recordings of the Beatles, when he recorded them backing Tony Sheridan. That session resulted in “My Bonnie”, “Ain’t She Sweet”, and “Cry for a Shadow”.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Bob Davidson Sucks
He made terrible calls in the A’s-Mariners series.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HEY DOES HUDSON HAVE A PERFECT GAME GOING?
just wondering thanks
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
yes he does
LET US DISCUSS THIS PERFECT GAME
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Perfect game, you say?
Let’s discuss in great detail, especially the part where Hudson has yet to allow a walk or hit.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Bengie’s out making ability even overrides the perfect game jinx.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 9, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect Game
Definition: Tim Hudson has so far not given up a hit or walk to the San Francisco Giants.
No batter have reached base in any way, shape or form.
How to handle situation:
Say PERFECT GAME as often as possible.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
He does indeed
Have a perfect game. You know, no walks or hits.
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 9, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
So you’re saying he’s throwing A PERFECT GAME? Like, NO HITS or WALKS or ERRORS?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Ah yes
He has yet to allow a hit or walk AND there have been no errors. Isn’t that interesting…
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 9, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it a fact per chance
that no walks or hits have yet to occur?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
DID ÁOU SAY PERFECT GAME!!!????
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa! *YOU
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
yes!
no base runners for the giants at all this game! whatta humdinger by hudson! keep it up huddy!
I'm up... everyone move in!
GIANTS OFFENSE
PARTY LIKE IT’S 2009!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bengie needs to hit the weight room.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The Giants staff don’t care about that shit.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie thinks when they say hit the weight room it means Happy Donuts across the street
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 9, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Naw, it was some semen from all the BJs Braves1 has been giving him.
Too much?
by CaliforniaBone on Apr 9, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOOOO 8 PITCH INNING GUYZ
Go us!
/cry
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
NEW AND IMPROVED GIANTS OFFENSE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BAM BAM
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It's improved!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
WE WILL HAVE ENOUGH TO CONTEND!!
Uh huh.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 9, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
you see what happens when they use all their monthly hit allowance in a single game!?!?!
by AGiantAmongMarlins on Apr 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Young FTW!
Amy G still sucks
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
new thread new thread new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/9/1413355/third-thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I like how every Giants hitter is just watching strike 1.
GUYS ITS NOT NECESSARILY A BAD THING IF ITS A GOOD PITCH TO HIT
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
It could be the first steps towards a disciplined approach, though!
by Missing Barry on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
unlikely
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I freakin’ hate Melky.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
LOL – Urban “confirms” Cust is going to accept his minor league assignment, calling it an exclusive. But Cust hasn’t decided, and is going to take the full 72 hours before giving his decision.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Is Sanchez’s velocity down on his fastball?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
He seems to be trying to hard to get strikes. He is trying to hard, versus just letting the game come to him. This is how he pitches about half of the time.
Shift-A
What did I miss?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Ah. The fact that there’s a third thread, apparently.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Shift-A
Me, too!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Heyward hat trick still in order!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
Bowkermania!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
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