Open GameThread, 4/9
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2010 11:30 AM PDT
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3 game series vs Braves @ AT&T Park
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Atlanta Braves Friday, Apr 9, 2010, 1:35 PM PDT Tim Hudson vs Jonathan Sanchez Sunny. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 60.
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions 13 recs
Love the worshiping McCoven in there.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
And on second domain he gave us McCovey Chronicles
And it was good
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
EMPEROR NORTON CAN TASTE IT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
This is my rally musician.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Amy G FTW!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Wind blowing out to RF
aka there will be a BOWKERMANIA!!!! sighting
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
So, uh
When will the red disappear?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Talk to your doctor.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I'm not forced to buy insurance until 2014
And damn if I’m going to do it a minute before.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
It's gone for me in individual threads
But not the front page.
Let me clear my cache, maybe that’ll do it.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Nope, still there
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
TWSS?
Walrusman edition
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
I was wondering about the red. What the crap is going on with that? It won’t go away for me either.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
its a CSS issue..
Looks like someone changed or updated a css setting for link colors.
specifically this file
http://www.sbnation.com/stylesheets/admin/tinymce_extend.css?v=307
Listen all o’ y’all
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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This just got too real.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I think multiple SB sites have been having problems.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
WELCOME TO HALOS HEAVEN!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So the Braves must have gotten into SF around 2 or 3 this morning, and you figure they needed to be at the ballpark by 10:30 or 11 am this morning. None of them could have gotten more than 5 or 6 hours of sleep, right?
This is not a signature.
So they got more sleep than I did.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't there a plan for the McCoven to find their hotels and honk their horns by their rooms all night?
Make that 2-4 hours
Was that for last night? God dammit, I went out the night before….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Crafty Braves, not being in town until they’re supposed to.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s the perfect crime!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLINEUP
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF DeRosa
C Molina
RF Bowker
2B Uribe
P J. Sanchez
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
they're all great
but Jazz Hands Uribe has got to be the best one.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
No McCann and Chipper today
McCann really can’t hit lefties?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
No Chipper?? I had my LOL LARRY images all set!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He got hurt in yesterdays game.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well that puts a damper on me making fun of him.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Just make fun of his injury instead. That way, it’s not personal.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Per the ESPN game preview
“After Atlanta’s last game, there was less optimism coming from Chipper Jones, who may miss the upcoming weekend series after straining his right oblique.”
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He McCann’t?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
It's in bad taste to say you're happy about things like this
But having both Chipper and McCann out drastically improves our chances today.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I'll take what I can get
Just as wins in April count as much as the ones in September, wins against a healthy-yet-beatable team count just as much as wins against injured-teams-that-would-be-a-larger-threat.
Otherwise, we could make the case for all sorts of World Series rings, Matt Cain/Barry Zito wins, etc.
Like GiantPain said, the only shameful part would be to rejoice specifically at or in someone else’s misfortune.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Remind again why Molina is batting in front of John Boy?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Former cleanup hitter
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Right right right
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Something about speed with Bowker hit and run; everything sounded like a traffic accident report.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Bowker’s home run power makes Molina’s dragging a piano speed less of a liability.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Bowker isn’t a hit and run type player.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Bengie knows how to drive runners in. DUH!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
When Bowker hits dingerz
it doesn’t matter how long it takes Molina to run the bases ahead of him. Assuming Molina is actually improving his OBP, this isn’t such a bad idea.
Of course, it’s also assuming Bowker is always hitting dingers…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
ATL
Cabrera – CF
Prado – 3B
Escobar – SS
Glaus – 1B
Diaz – LF
Infante – 2B
Heyward – RF
Ross – C
Hudson – P
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina bats 6th because
he’s the type of hitter that drives in runs.
So if and when the Giants actually have a lineup that hits (into something besides GIDPs)
will we still call this the LOLineup?
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Well, it’s tradition more than anything.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
your username:
a Budgie reference, or something else entirely?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
BINGO
Though I am more partial to Metallica’s cover of it, but yes, that song is definitely the reference…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
I want some butts!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Top Gun is one of the most homo-erotic movies (about supposedly straight men!) of all time.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Relevant Webcomic
http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=133
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s an allegory about John McCain.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A COMEDIAN
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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WE DON'T TAKE KiNDLY TO JOKES AROUND HERE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Settle down, Skeeter
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He didn't mean nothin' by it
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
God dammit Skeeter.
Shut the hell up.
by AmorVincitOmnia on Apr 9, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Another pet peeve of mine: The phrase “go yard.” It feels like I get stupider whenever I say it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope Heyward enjoys RF in our park
It has destroyed lesser players not named Winn
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
There is only one God, and He is a good god.
Take your false gods back to heathenville.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
They sublimate from simply looking at it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Heyward’s got Fred Lewis-type speed though. He got to a ball hit to deep RF last night pretty easily.
/jinx
This is not a signature.
Good test for him today. You don’t see lefties like Sanchez in the lower minors.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 9, 2010 11:58 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Speaking of Fred...
Saw him play last night. He was not a happy camper to be in 3A. Did not talk much and was very subdued prior to the game.
He did make an outstanding play in the Grizzlies-Reno Game last night. Tied in the ninth inning, Aces catcher John Hester hit a deep drive into the LF corner. Fred made a full lay out diving catch at the base of the wall. Simply beautiful. Too bad he can’t play defense.
/going to miss Fred.
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Yielding 3 runs to the Giants
probably doesn’t qualify for “gem” status.
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions
His jokes. They are funny.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
OK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Braves troll… no one to talk to on Talking Chop?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s just say that if we played the game with only our bullpen, you’d lose every time. The only reason you have a chance in this game is because we’re using a starter. And not one of our top three starters.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, la-dee-da.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
SO?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH YEAH!
Edgar Renteria is one of the best hitters in baseball so far
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
2ND HIGHEST WOBA IN MAJORS!!!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
WOBA WOBA WOBA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Then your starters are shit
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Indescribable
7 fellows, 2 southpaws, 1 reverend and 1 member of a very popular band back in the day…Sir Paul McCartney.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants pitching, through and through
Is the best in the league.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Today's Simulator Win Probabilities
Of all 15 games today, this game has one of the biggest outliers between Vegas and The Simulator.
Vegas has the Braves win probability at 54.75%
While The Simulator has the Giants win probability at 57.38%
A whopping 12.13% difference. No Chipper today and the Braves are sitting some of their best hitters due to the Giants hurling a lefty at them today. Good chance to make some dime today. Or in your case, nickel. :)
vr, Xei
OH HAI
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, first Steve S and now xeifrank. The family is back together.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Rape is bad.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
FACERAPE
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I really should Netflix that.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I kinda want to see that again, because I watched much of it from behind tiny cracks between my fingers the first time.
Hmm. Netflix thinks I’ll give that movie 2.7 stars.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Even fewer for me. It must know how much rape makes me want to kill myself.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
1.9
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Good word choice, friend.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Seriously. Leftys isn’t even a word.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew a kid named Leftys once.
No, I didn’t.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Isn’t he that Cuban kid the Yankees just signed?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This red link thing is a total jinx
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
OK SBN search isn’t working properly.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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IRANIAN CYBER ARMY
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I think FanGraphs fucked us over after the merger. They were just trying to get inside our base!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to plead the 3rd on this, but then I got inspired and decided to research the other Constitutional Amendments to see exactly what they are. I’d love to plead the 16th, but it really doesn’t roll of the tongue quite right.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SCORE MORE RUNS THAN THE OTHER GUYS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions
WIN MORE INNINGS!!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 9, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I also deleted the youtube link. Hope you guys don’t mind me moderatin’ on the troll action.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
Has there been any collateral bannage?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I banned daveinexile for no good reason just to fulfill the collateral bannage requirement.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL TROLL!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL TROLL
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
The guy on the right looks like a light skinned Willie McGee
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I search McC and it search all of SBNation
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 9, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It has been 5 days since the GM has declared Molina is better than Posey.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
I love you
Can I have your phone number so we can hook up whenever you’re in town?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
NO ME!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Because you were acting like an asshole.
The choice now is basically, will you stop acting like an asshole or will you get banned?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, your still here.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
feel free to rep your team
but the homophobic shit won’t fly here.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Do you really want to make me cry?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 9, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a fucking culture club song.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, that was an overreaction. I just haven’t been laid by a dude in a while, so I’m a bit stressed.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
/fucks you
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
/Braves1 takes us seriously
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Shh! Don't distract me
UNF UNF UNF UNF
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I just say
UNF is my favorite onomatopoeia?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Yeah, that takes the edge off.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
HOWIE SMASH
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Thank you howie
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 9, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
His precious kisses, his words they burn you.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Do I need a reason?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually am in love with you. You know, because I’m gay.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
’Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Lately things just don’t seem as stained…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t know whether i’m in Fresno or the MLB
whatever it is Botchy cast a spell on me
nuh nuh niiii nuh nuh niiii
Shit I missed your sounded out riff
apologies
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
We can kiss the same guys. Like howie. We can be eskimo brothers.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, if I weren’t taking next Friday off, I would have taken a day off today to watch the game. I haven’t watched any of the Houston games. :/
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Being a student is nice.
I get out at 12ish everyday, have friday’s off and don’t miss Giants games.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss that.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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well all im saying is that history repeats its self and Heyward will go yard
and I love everyone here yall are so cute
YALL YALL YALL YALL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/fucks you too
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
/patiently waits in line
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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IRL LOL at Natto and Lars...
…and then at myself when I misspelled his name as “Lard.”
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
OK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Counter point: As history repeats itself, and Bowker hit a home run one time, he will therefor hit a home run against the Braves. Fucking science.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa. He got you there, Delorean.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Wonder if he’s a friend of wilriv.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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OMG TEH GAY BAY LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 9, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOCAL GAY BURNED
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Are you purposely trying to make Braves fans look like dumbfucks?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I think the Tomahawk Chop does that.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 9, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
**Ding**
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
My warning was pretty clear about the gay remarks, but you were baited into it. Honestly, we’re going to be sarcastic to your ass face, because you made an ass of your face already. It’s your job to fucking deal with it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure this species is evolved enough to understand the chasms.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
my bad
no more gay-baiting of BRaves1 from me.
The rest of you, however…
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Wait right there! You're next
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Ass faces have feelings, too!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Stay still and take it like a man
UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
(like throwing a hotdog down a hallway)
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Distracting me from the joy that is opening day. Shouldn’t let this kid ruin our Home Opener GDT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The wit on this one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 12:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 12:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
So he only gets 17 HR this year? One for the first ab in each Ballpark?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 9, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t want to talk to a scientist
y’all mothafuckas lyin and gettin me pissed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Heh
I wound up liking that a lot more than I thought I would. Fucking magnets – how do they work?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i’ve watched it at least 20x in the last 3 days.
it’s…. fascinating.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
When did Guy Fieri get into the ICP?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
HELICOPTER RIDES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ufo’s, a river flows
plant a little seed and nature grows
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
History repeats itself?
Care to elaborate on that…
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Duane Kuiper hit one home run and that never repeated itself.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouch
I get your point but did you really have to burn Kuip like that, LOL?
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 9, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Repeating perfection is sometimes unneccessary.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Protip
Http://www.talkingchop.com
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 12:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Apparently
He/She is normal there. I guess somebody’s got the Bieber Fever…
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at the sun. It rose today, didn’t it? History repeating itself. BAM.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Clearly, Jason Heyward WILL hit a home run against the Cubs today.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The Braves will play the Cubs again, yes.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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History repeating itself would have required the Giants getting a once in a generation talent to play CF a year or two before the Braves got a RF that wasn’t quite as good.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 9, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
If history repeats itself is our only logic,
then Bowker will go yard. Now what?
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Gonna miss this one which makes me sad— I will expect epic retellings of the Sanchez v. Heyward encounters when I return.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 9, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions
Can someone translate this for me, please?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
IS HE TALKING ABOUT GRITS?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THANK YOU!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/HEART FLUTTERS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/BATS EYELASHES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Think it’s short for “I’m done being an ass, do you guys like Jon Miller?”
by paboperfecto on Apr 9, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno. Too old for me.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
SAY PADAWAN AGAIN
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Tread carefully – insulting Jon Miller IS grounds for banning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 12:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Na the question on TC was do Giants fan like Miller because Joe Morgan makes him seem more annoying than he really is
Joe Morgan is a decent commentator on a good day.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I beg to differ
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Really Real Talk: If I were a porn star...
My name will be Throbby Coxx.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Beef Party VII starring Throbby Coxx
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Throbby Coxx Presents:
Most career ejections!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
My name would be “Digitally Enhanced”.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
My name would be HUGE FUCKING COCK!!
Which would be entirely different than my actualy name: Gigantic Fucking Cock IV.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Jason GAYward
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 12:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
History will repeat itself!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
HE IS GOD!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Jason Gaywood
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Tom Glavinethebutt.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
(He’s always a Brave to me)
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Braves' legends
Greg Maddicks
John Smoltz-Pole
Hammerin’ Hank
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Martin Pradong
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Brian McCann Sex!
Am I doing this right?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Tommy Handjob
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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John Rocker.
All too easy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
John Rockher?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not gay enough for my porn.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I hardly even know ’er!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 9, 2010 12:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Now we’re talking.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He can't talk right now
I am not through fucking him yet
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It must be a throatfuck.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He just mumbled his agreement
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Extremely small sample size and all, but Vernon Wells is sporting an OPS of 2.492 right now. Yowsa.
This is not a signature.
Yeah, but does he play shortstop, like a certain Renteria I could name?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Alright.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Affirmative
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel that the Lil’ Jon “WHAT” should lack a question mark. He isn’t really asking a question, he’s making a statement.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I have no idea what you are referring to.
I am 529 years old.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
And with taste.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
A NORDIC PRINCE WILL NEVER DIE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Something about this made me laugh out loud in real life.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
dude this is the internet
you mean it made you lol irl
No, not everyone on the internet writes as though they were a twelve year old girl texting her friends…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
like lol omg
ttyl bff w8ing 4 giants game
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the more amusing aspects of this site is the collision between high and low culture, and between youth and, uh, experience.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Well, I mean, feel free to write like a 12 year old girl texting her friends, but everyone doesn’t have to…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I make it a point of principle to text with proper capitalization and punctuation.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TIMELORD!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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No, he's right.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
INDEED!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Kruk and Kuip interrupting each other
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 9, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions
Shift-A
I’m at the park and just met Jerry Rice. I looooooooove opening day!!!!
by kdl on Apr 9, 2010 12:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I have a friend that once drove Jerry around in a limo. Jerry has many female friends, apparently.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Did your friend pick up the sloppy seconds?
Jerry is only one man with great hands.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
My aunt did a flower arrangement for Joe Montana once
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I played football with his son for a few years
He threw me passes cause I was TE
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Jerry is throwing out the ceremonial first homo
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah man
I need to pull the dick out of my ear and start listening to knbr
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s chilling in the new restaurant/bar, Triples Alley. He’s awesome.
by kdl on Apr 9, 2010 1:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Shift-A
Over 300 comments already?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
We’re in opening gay form!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
vagina licker
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Home opener and no hi def?
cheap bastards
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
This is bullshit!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
the Braves feed will be in hi def, but I will sacrifice it to hear our announcers.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Watch the BRaves feed and listen to Jon on MLB Audio. That is what I will be doing, and did during the HOU series
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine won’t start until 1:30. Extra Innings feeds
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear Jon!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions
But do you like him? You know what I mean.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He's ai'ght
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy Opening Day everyone
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Chipper out the whole weekend?
This IS our year!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
There's a shocker
Chipper Jones is hurt.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I dedicate this to BRaves1
http://www.blinkx.com/watch-video/snl-will-ferrell-is-john-rocker/5XnvNroJGOhzVSq9d6hAaQ
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
That is pretty funny
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm guessing
We’re going to need a new thread before the game even starts.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That’s not really guessing, more of a fact.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Kind of looks like Sabean…
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Evan Stone?
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Apr 9, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Lunch?
Rica-a-Roni, chicken, bell peppers! Sauce: Mustard cream with a bunch of capers for good measure.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don’t know. Something gay.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Not surprisingly
There are a lot of phallic-shaped phoods. Zuchinni, banana, egg plant, baby carrots.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Cock.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I had cock for Easter. Kind of tough.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sausages drenched in cock sauce?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I had a burrito, but begrudgingly. The place by my work isn’t very good.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Just had breakfast with the wife.
Ham and eggs with Potatoes o’brien
She had huevos rancheros
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, yes you do
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
that reminds me of a news story I read earlier today
Drunk Russian goths killed their friend and ate her with potatoes.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I had leftover birthday cake
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Hot dog with sauerkraut and mustard
/gay joke
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SOUR GERMAN DICK
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Late breakfast at Eddie’s Cafe on Divis and GG. Man $3.80 for 3 pancakes, that place just made my list of unassumingly amazing diners in the city for pancakes. Also, nice to know a soul food place can be run entirely by Asians.
In no particular order (because no one asked):
Mama’s
Dottie’s True Blue
Just for You
It’s Tops
Tyger’s / Eagle Cafe (mostly for the memories)
I think Greg Papa makes shit up.
He just said that today will be Bowker’s first time playing RF at AT&T.
Was he in a coma in 2008 or something?
by AmorVincitOmnia on Apr 9, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions
COME TO PAPA!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s still bullshit.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
First opening day, maybe.
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I think he mixed up
1st opening day and the rarity of Bowker playing RF at AT&T.
by AmorVincitOmnia on Apr 9, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
At my job, those two are the same thing.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
TWHS
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello Jaymee
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Swoons
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hitting on a girl? That’s allowed?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO ATTRACTIVE WOMEN AROUND HERE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yes it is
Unless it’s like this:
Hitting on a girl?
But Astros will still want you.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The Braves also have a known beatings bias.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Need a beard.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Z
So is the game over or something? Why so many comments?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I think it is a subconscious urge to make as much internet noise as possible to drown out our sorrow for not being at the ballpark.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Good luck to the Giants this weekend
should be a good one. Was the Braves’ lineup already posted over here?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Sort of.
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riiight, like I'm gonna spend my Friday afternoon...
shit talking to a bunch of Giants fans over the internet. Only the Phillies fans get that. :)
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 9, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought youse guys’ biggest rival was the Mets. Does it change with whoever is the tougher division opponent at the time?
/serious question, not baiting
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
its hard to hate on the Muts
cause they’re just so pathetic.
I personally dislike the Phillies more, but you’re right…it probably has something to do with them being good and the Mets being bad.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 9, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s right to dislike the Phillies more, because Shane Victorino is a cheating skuzz – and he gets rewarded by the league for it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
But the Phillies have knocked the Dodgers out of the playoffs two years in a row.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
They also have 2010 NL CY Young winner Roy Halladay
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
His teammates—Oakland’s own Jimmy Rollins—are already letting slip they wish they had kept Lee and how Doc doesn’t fit in. Besides his ERA is already higher than Timmy Franchise and he’s only won 1 Cy Young ever.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it’s not like everything they do is bad.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I don’t dislike the Phillies as much as I thought I did.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
But their fans are douche bags. It makes it hard to appreciate the team. Every time the Phillies do anything good, you get a shot of some drunk idiots making a scene in the stands.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Douchy Von Douchness is a Philly fan.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant like a historic rival I guess, like with Giants and Dodgers or St Louis and Chicago. :/
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Colonists
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THE YANKEES!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That would kind of suck...
We always know that we hate the Dodgers no matter how much they suck, but it’s also engrained in us from an early age, like not expecting world championships or Matt Cain to get run support. You don’t really remember learning it, it’s just always been there.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Chase Utley is a joy to watch
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
BTW
My sincere thanks to you, all Braves fans and the Braves organization for relocating the Braves AAA team. On Thursday I will be watching actual Giants prospects play baseball. It may be sad, but I cannot express my thanks enough.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok good…just checking
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 9, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You watch the Kings game last night?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Na I missed it. Sounds like Reke and JT had great nights though.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 9, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Reke was making some spectacular plays in the game and JT had a monster rebounding night.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
if we take a big man in the draft, who do you think is leaving? We wouldn’t keep Landry, JT, Hawes AND a new big man would we?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 9, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It’d better be Hawes.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think we’d keep ’em all next season, then drop one (probably Hawes, unless he shows some monster improvement) after that.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I’m not a believer in Hawes. Need a real big man, though I don’t really know where one is.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Draft is pretty loaded
I’m a big fan of Aldrich, especially since he wouldn’t have to be a huge offensive contributor.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I believe Landy is a free agent after the end of the season. I wish they would keep him and dump Hawes but who knows.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
he has a $3M option
that they’d be crazy not to pick up, and even if they didn’t, he’d only be a RFA
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yeah, we gotta keep Carl. I’d rather trade or release Hawes, but that’s just me. I personally feel like throwing up whenever I see a center anywhere outside of the paint, so you can see why I’d rather keep JT and Landry.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 9, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
yeah I get that, and Hawes is, um, not a good rebounder for a 7 footer. However, it’d still be crazy to get rid of him while he’s still on his rookie contract, unless we get something pretty good in return. Also he’s still only what? 21? 22?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yes it was. Somewhere above BRaves1’s comments.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BRaves1 posted over on Talking Chop about how he is talking shit over here, and all the replies were telling him to cut it out and not give Braves fans a bad name like the Phillies fans have.
Proud Son of Tobias
that was me!
sorry about braves1
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 9, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh. At least it killed some time.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Good timing
Tiger is on the green at 18. He’s looking to birdie, then I can get back to the pre-game festivities.
This is not a signature.
Need a ruling
Is it wrong that I’m getting ready to watch a baseball game while at work, on a work issues laptop, after “circumventing” several internal firewalls?
I have no moral compass.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
in most contexts, that would be wrong
but fuck that, it’s baseball.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
It’s for the greater good.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 9, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YAY
I was worried that it wouldn’t come through well in a message board. This is one of my “required viewing” movies.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
It’s one of my favorites.
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Saw it about a month ago on TV
Good movie.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how they dealt with it on TV. There are some brutal scenes in it.
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You know Timothy Dalton doesn’t have a driver’s license? They had to tow him in the scenes when he was supposed to be driving.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I learn something new every day!
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Ricky Gervais doesn’t drive either.
I’m about to have to get a license for the first time at the age of 30. LOL me.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Fuck, I should have been on that.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s only cheatin’ if you’re caught.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TWSS?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
nah
I did the same thing only I hooked mine up to wireless
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the idea, less hassle next time.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo >>>>> Jason Heyward
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Better nickname too.
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What’s Heyward’s nickname? Other than WCW’s Boy Toy.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
People have been calling him the J-Hey Kid or something.
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LAME
Sorry you are not a legend
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I think they call him “Say” Heyward.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WHAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
its been The Jay Hey Kid
since his crazy 2009 season in the minors.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 9, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
is still wrong
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Josh from Hollywood = Brooks Hadlin
“I once saw a automobile Gameday Thread over 400 comments back in aught-six. Now they’re everywhere. Seems like the world site went and got itself in a great big hurry.”
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 9, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
Selected quotes from Talking Chop's Preview thread (about MCC)
I thought we were nerds, but wow.
400+ posts in the game thread for them and the game hasn’t even started yet. Good lord.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
No one puts McC in a corner.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
There are baseball fans.
Then there are baseball FANS. The difference is bold capital letters.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, 300+ of those were making fun of Braves1.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it suprise anyone that Glaus’s batting average is higher than Heywards?
Glaus 273
Heyward 250
Of course Heyward’s have come at the right time where he could drive in runs, especially that 3 run shot!
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Advanced analysis.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
wat
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Also some of them were ragging on Jon Miller. :(
This just confirms my long-established dislike of the Braves.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
they hatin
coz they have the worst announcers in the game
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
LINEDRIVE BASE HIT!
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Southside Chicago
would like a word with you
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
What?!?!?
The Braves announcers suck, how could they diss Jon Miller that’s un-American.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
STATZ
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I've looked through their gameday threads.
They only consist of posts like:
“Heyward strikes out”
“Chipper hits a single”
It’s pretty damn boring.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess they take “gameday” threads literally.
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so what your saying is..
theres not enough gay?
GAYDAY THREADZ
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
All Hail Jonathan Sanchez!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
Condelezza Rice
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s spelled Condoleezza, actually.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Proper name spelled UGLY
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
G-A-P
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Duly noted
I was gonna look it up but meh.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew off the top of my head for some reason. :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Secret lover
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I'm bipartisan, though
I can also spell Blagojevich!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shoot, this game doesn’t even start for another half hour. I thought it was at 1:05.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yeah me too, for a second when the game didn’t come up I thought that my employer had gotten wise. That’s a relief.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Uncle Sam just gave me my hefty tax refund
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 9, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Getting paid.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Something gay.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
A man’s gotta do a man
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I missed what inspired the current round of everything about us being LOL GAY.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Hidden so the other mods can still see it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish to be a mod so hard I can taste it.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes I feel like this site doesn’t work right for me, ‘cause I can’t see it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, maybe if you fucked dudes it would.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
um, wow!(?)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn’t I have to fuck girls?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It was a reversal. But I guess it didn’t work as well as I wanted it to.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You crude, hateful man.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
A braves fan came in and called san francisco gay without the slightest him of irony.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ah, just upthread?
I had assumed it was related to penis sucking, which preceded the Braves series.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL HIM
Your subconscious reveals your desire for men
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s weird… h, i, and m are nowhere near b, i, and t.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
But if you put them together
you spell “him bit.” Sounds like a pet name for genitals to me…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
I assumed you were going for "hint."
“Hint” and “him” are vaguely homonymous. (LOL “Homo”)
"El once, chico. Eleven."
I thought it was hint too.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking for his cat.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Love ya Jon
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TWHS
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t actually have any hot dog buns, so I cut a hamburger bun into a Boston-style bun.
I’m not so sure about it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/looks suspiciously at jponry’s Boston-style bun.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
what’s a boston style bun? when I don’t have hot dog buns, I cut the hot dog in half and put it in a hamburger bun (if I have hamburger buns)
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, Boston…
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I hate Boston as much as New York now, it’s like their baseball teams make me hate the cities.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I like New York City. Well, Manhattan, anyway.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s the only part of the city that doesn’t always smell like urine.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Manhattan above 14th st sucks. downtown & BKLN rule. parts of Queens too.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I will agree about Manhattan below 14th, and raise it to below 14th, above Canal. I will disagree about Brooklyn and Queens. I loathe Brooklyn and Queens.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The Manhattan without Central Park, Harlem, and Chinatown that you long for makes me :(.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Isn;t Chinatown above Canal?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nope. Parts of it, I think, but not the bulk. Chinatown is pretty much east of Tribeca, which, by its very name, is clearly below Canal.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
(I used to live in the Financial District, which is a rotten place to live except for the proximity to Chinatown and the Brooklyn Bridge)
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Fenway Frank
Not enough gay innuendos for BRaves1
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
7000 comments before game time. Not bad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
ONE HUNDRED NINE THOUSAND
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Go Padres!
Here’s hoping AdGon hits 3 dingers in the thin air.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Things sound epic.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
By epic, do you mean Gay?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, wtf this is ridiculous.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think I’ll make a new thread.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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In the new thread, I’ll be vulgarly straight.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 9, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The players must feel so lame
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 9, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You know you like it. In a minute Barry Bonds is going jetpack in from the Bay.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rowand went back
and crashed into it
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Are they gonna have the Opening Day ceremonies on the radio broadcast?
/rhetorical question
This is not a signature.
I don’t hear anything. :(
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Are they going to introduce everyone too?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So I guess I won’t be able to watch the pre-game fun stuff.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
My 4 year old caught a glimpse of Lincecum. “Is that one with the girlish hair a boy? Is this team all boys?”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That’s truly epic.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Blasphemy!
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s young. I’m still indoctrinating her.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
"Hi Dad."-Lincecum
He’s so cute.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Pan to Lincecum, Romo
change camera.
We know what you want.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Not having radio or TV is killing me
Con calls ALL DAY at my damn job.
FMMFL
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
At least in Minneapolis there are ZERO Dodger fans.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
NOOOO
I DON’T WANT TO LISTEN TO THE BRUCE BOCHY SHOW
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Come’on it’ll be straight grizzle.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB.TV
Not showing pre-game festivities….shocker.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
GAY PRIDE MARK GARDNER
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
BORK BORK BORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
VRROOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
But, what about San Francisco
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Shouldn’t it be spelled Flying Squirels
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
No they didn't
it still says San Francisco.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
more like
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOLLEYEMER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
RUNZLER!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WTF
no romosexuals out there?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Everybody clap for the one with girlish hair!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
And very Gay.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 9, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
FIGHTING HYDRANT!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
5’6 1/2"
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Guillermo Mota is tall
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and gay.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You missed the memo. He’s entering via jet pack.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
As soon as he bails his kid out.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 9, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
By helicopter
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Use this for the gamethread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/9/1413297/gamethread-4-9-2
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
BORK BORK BORK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bork Bork Bork
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Looking at Waldis’ beard makes me wonder why dudes think that they can make a jawline out of beard hair. You ain’t fooling anybody, dude.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
To you tube? Probably already there… might be on CSN Bay Area’s site…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez
Getting kind of wild. Calm down, buddy.
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