Post-game thread: Giants sweep the Astros
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 2:16 PM PDT
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PrintI’ll make a deal with you, Giants. You can keep hitting into double plays, one right after the other, inning after inning, middle infielders tumbling over each other before throwing to first. All I want in return is for the starting pitchers to not give up an earned run all season....dammit, Rowand, I’m not saying you should have caught that, but I’d feel better if you weren’t even close...oh, and now Affeldt gives up a slow dribbler that costs an inherited run. Last year, Affeldt would come in and get two-hop rockets right to the shortstop. This year, it’s just the opposite, so we’re all doomed, and...
Wait! Now the Giants are getting doubles and three-base errors! This team is awesome!
...okay, you can stop hitting now. Seriously. Save it for the Braves.
Oh, man, that was so beautifully ugly.
Renteria’s matched his hits total from last year. Congratulations! And one more home run from John Bowker, and the Giants will have matched their home run total from their right fielder from last year.
I hate the first month of the season in a way. Jose Cruz, Jr. is a franchise player, Edgardo Alfonzo is back, Pablo Sandoval isn’t ready for the majors yet...there’s no freaking closure. Everything is a mirage except the things that aren’t.
Eh, what else can we do? The Giants are the best team in baseball, and this is more of a scientific fact than an opinion. Three wins, no losses! Fine work, fellas.
And Mike Scott can still suck it
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I left when it was 6-4
Giants +4 when Kitspool not here. I’ll be sure to not be here more often. I’m headed over to 22gigantes’ site, anyway.
This is not a signature.
1972 Dolphins getting nervous!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I like winning.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SUBJECT LINE IS HERE
did we really just pound out 19 hits
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
To borrow an old Sportscenter line...
The last time Houston got beat this bad, Bobby Brown went to jail.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
I like when we win and the Rockies lose.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
+109
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Now we need it topped off with a LAD loss
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Wins are fun.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
If the Giants were pron it would be brimming with DPs.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Also, very few people would be staring at balls
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I typed that before I realized they walked a lot today
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
If the Giants were porn, it would always end with a big-money shot.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how the HATERS are gonna complain about this one!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
o_0
SUCK IT ZITO HATERS!! (from last night)
SUCK IT RENTMONEY HATERS!!
Harbors Legitimate Concerns About 2010 Season
PNC Park video to introduce the Hot Dog shoot.
Everyone must see this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EnZsEsUTjk&feature=player_embedded
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
GRAB SOME MEAT!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Wasn’t I bugging you about getting the Giants to do this in the IRC channel?
There is no footage of said hot dogging shooting in this video though.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Bizarre.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Nice
I wasn’t expecting that Mike Scott reference at the end.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
Edgar is trying to be the first player in history
To have a .500 SLG without any XBH’s
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
All that they had was one of Brett Myers. I can’t work with that.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait
Where do we put the .gifs? In the last gamethread or the postgame thread?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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NEVER FORGET
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/6/1408753/post-game-thread-zito-forgets-what#33997398
You can all thank me later, or right now.
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You’re doing your country proud, son.
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“Johnny Bow-Bye Bowker”
I don’t think that one’s gonna stick, Greg.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oof
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW Rowand looked damn good today, and Renteria is ON FIRE thus far, still not too worried about Sandoval
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Rowand looks good in the boxscore, but goddamn he had some ugly moments throughout the game.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Please explain. His first hit was pretty hard in-between Pedro and the 3rd baseline and his last was a rope to the wall and that’s not even his triple (cough*cough*double).
The ball he dropped was very hard hit and may have been out at many parks. He was a little off-line on his route but he was going all out and just missed making a spectacular catch. I don’t buy into the “he got a glove on it, he should have caught it” philosophy.
I’m not a huge Scotty fan, he makes tons of throwing to the wrong base errors and missing cut-off men that is inexcusable from a gold-glover, yet he had a good game today.
He had some ugly swings, but I don’t care if he has ugly swings early in the count if he gets a hit later in it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He actually fouled off that slider away in his 4th or 5th at bat… That he got to it at all was impressive (for Rowand, anyway), and stayed in it to knock a hit in the end. Which is better than striking out on that same damn pitch again.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
I almost put a disclaimer in there stating that I was not referring to the play in Centerfield. That would have been a heckuva play. I was referring to his hacks. Yes, he had 4 hits, which I believe 2 were of them were weak. At least one was a JAM JOB FISTER (No Grant, not JAM JOB FISTER II the DVD). and like jponry says above, he did have some ugly hacks.
I am not really complaining, just pointing out that boxscores can be deceiving, I guess.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Last year we werent even whooping on the bad teams. AWESOME start to the season
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
This is true, last year the lineup made every journeyman pitcher look like Pedro Martinez.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
whens the last time a team had the first three guys in the lineup get on base 12 times and only score two runs total? thats gotta be some sort of record.
huff has 8 men lob, wow
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 7, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
GOOD RBI MAN!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
MURDERIZE THE BRAVES!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RACIST!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
haha i didnt no colonel custer was a giants fan!
by slackersphere17 on Apr 7, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Cain
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
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Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
nice pitching roster… how many in your league?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
AHHHHHHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOUVE SAID THAT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I foresee a lot of games this year where the Giants have twice as many hits as runs. But if they continue to crank out 10, 15, 19(?!) hits, I will gladly accept that tradeoff.
But I think that today, it’s worth pointing out that our 1 and 2 hitters were a combined 9-11 plus a walk. That’s fucking ridiculous, no matter how bad their pitching might have been.
Sadly, no win for Cain, and no loss for Myers. Oh well.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
LOL Carlos Lee’s route to the errant throw was Ibanez esque
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You can see from his expression that he’s trying so hard.
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Aubrey Huff
Saw 31 pitches during his 6 at-bats today. Pretty nice
TWSS
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what Sir Edmund Hillary said!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure that’s a direct quote.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
truth
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
UNDEFEATABLE
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We can worry about that next season.
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
SABEAN'D!
:-(
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Wake up call coming in the form of the Atlanta Braves
Yeah, I know. I’m a hater.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
Pounding the crappy teams and breaking even against the good ones could still work.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
But we already have at least two, perhaps three, of the skills that win in the post-season: K-inducing starting pitching, a kick-ass closer, and defense (after we send in the replacements).
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I bet the braves announcers will make some comment about him being in SF, the home team of Mays and Willie Mac.
Along with the cross country flight and haveing to play w/o and off day.
The fact that it is rare an east coast team has to do that, maybe3 times in a season, always makes those cry baby rants so “enjoyible” to me.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
And a day game start to boot!
Let’s all go honk our car horns outside whatever hotel their staying at.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I just realized that I’m older than Jason Heyward
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
There aren’t many older than me. Omar Vizquel and Jamie Moyer are two.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I think Moyer might be it for me
Damn I miss Julio Franco and Jesse Orosco. They made me feel young.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Braves have to play Thursday then fly cross country
Also Sanchez usually does well at home though Wellemeyer is a huge wild card and Timmy will probably make Heyward talk to himself.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I'm not worried about the pitching
I’m hoping this offensive momentum is not derailed by the Braves pitching staff
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Luckily, they'll miss Hanson and Jairgens
so its Hudson, Kenshin and Lowe. The Giants actually swept the Braves at home last season, twas a sweet series as Dirty, RJ and Timmy shut them down.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I was looking fwwd to seeing Hanson in person.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Pft
Heyward > Hanson
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Braves have a night game Thursday and then fly to SF to play a day game the next day.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Call me nuts...
…but I’m kind of intrigued and excited to see what Wellemeyer can do. He’s had a pretty meh career, but SF seems to be a place where guys meh guys do well. I don’t know if it’s the weather, the coaching staff or confidence in the park, but Sabean has a good track-record in this department.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I dunno
Jamey Wright, Russ Ortiz, etc were all still pretty bad as Giants
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah but...
guys like Fassero, Herges, Eyre, Kline and Hermanson certainly exceeded my expections
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
It’s not like I don’t know that, but couldn’t I have just enjoyed the giddiness a little longer?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Flem: “Could there be a better way to open a season?”
Kruk: “Well, Matt Cain could have got the win.”
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Was gonna say
Only Matt Cain could get a no-decision on a day he pitched well and the Giants scored 10 runs.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Matt Cain allowed the Astros to tie the game in the seventh, but Juan Uribe and Aaron Rowand sparked the Giants’ go-ahead eighth, before Edgar Renteria’s fifth hit capped a four-run ninth and the sweep.
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Are you even interested in adopting a son?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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I’m going to post this then and we will drop you off the list.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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Anticlimatic-est thing ever.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
And 10 runs!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
And 18 hits!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Something else somebody already said!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
but aren’t the Giants better BECAUSE he isn’t a part of it?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
over under on the number of fantasy baseball adds for renteria by tomorrow?
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
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best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 7, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
bip roberts’ ghost is saying that we won more innings
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 7, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
He got Milton'd
They fixed the glitch and avoided any confrontation.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean- "I'm a genius!!"
/picks up Renteria’s 2011 option
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 7, 2010 2:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
/Extends Rowand's contract for 3 more years
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
/extends Medders’s contract for 3 more years
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
4 walks today
4 ! I could give a fuck about the hits. 4 walks!
4 walks in 49 PA’s is actually kinda low. I mean, for the recent Giants teams, it’s stellar, but it’s still decidedly below average.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
actually its not that bad. It’s roughly an 8% walk rate which is above league average (also Cain took a few of these at bats)
Yep
8.9% was the average
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Giants win! I got an A on the last meteorology exam! And I know everything for the test today! It’s a good day.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
YAY
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Meteorology? wow, nice! something that i actually want to have a career in actually, hence why i’m a geography major now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s part of my global studies requirement. It’s an interesting course, but pretty challenging.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It definitely can get challenging, but it’s pretty damn interesting, like to understand what causes the weather you experience, unfortunately we really don’t get to understand the severeness of weather, while being out here in the midwest i definitely love it more. But i’m jealous because San Jose state offers it as a major, while at Miami they dont
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
SJSU has the only meteorology BS degree in the entire CSU system. I have to take two more science classes for my global studies BA and I might take another met class with my current prof. I like the way he teaches and he makes it accessible for those of us who aren’t top science students.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m so jealous of you! damn! i was thinking of doing a masters there, but looking at it, i kinda just shook my head at the fact i need so many courses concerning calculus and physics… But i’m now doing an independent study for meteorology, or at least trying to
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
sounds like a tie to me
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i need to somehow get into Meteorology from a geography major, i love geography, but i’ve always wanted to do something with weather, and i know one way or another i can get it done
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
climate change covers all the bases
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BaronVonGoodGrades
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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hopefully
Baron von Scholarship
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what the Giants’ team BABIP is so far this season…?
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Italian Spider-man
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Cain forgot how to win?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Wait, Friday is a day game?
LOL BRAVES.
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Religous Holiday
1:35pm
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
the Sermon on the Mound
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Best Friday
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
And they have a night-day turnaround Saturday and Sunday!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Braves Schedule:
Night game on East Coast Thursday night
flight to west coast
Day Game Friday,
Night Game Saturday
Day Game Sunday
Only off day was Tuesday.
Who did they piss off in scheduling?
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MLB's way of telling them to
STOP THE CHOP!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take it.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Women's Basketball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvvmiAbPBss&feature=player_embedded
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Why do they have Sonic as a mascot?
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Does this mean that Rent and 'Nads are good now?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Bone chips
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Slow down there. Let’s not get too carried away yet.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
/chasm’d
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Renteria looks great all 3 games and has a great adopted father figure in his life. Rowand, it’s a process but still a 4 hit day.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants day off tomorrow
So I’m heading down to Nationals Park to watch them play the Phils.
Goooo Natinals.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
The GIants play the Phils in Washington on their day off?!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He's mocking my ambiguous pronoun
pretentious fuck.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Why would you call ololo3 a pretentious fuck?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
on ESPN Giants front page
wins leader: J. Affeldt
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 7, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Dude knows how to win
unlike Cain
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
HR's
Ishi—1
Huff—0
/wants moar Ishi
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Huff actually seems ok to me, I just like Ishi and want to see him succeed down the line
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh sheesh ya'll... twas a dream
the only bad part of the giants winning is mychael urban and his earing pretending to be a giants fan
Urban is one tall earring-wearing dude
He said he’s 6’6" and I can’t hardly tell when he’s on TV.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
went to USF
and yea, a tall left handed pitcher
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
lol that shrek lookin mufucker haha jk
by slackersphere17 on Apr 7, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yahoo is telling me that Jeremy Affeldt’s Win (1-0) was a fat load of BS (1).
I don't know about that, to the groin.
there should be a rule change stating that you can’t record a WIN after taking a BIG S#&T
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 7, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s kind of overstating it—he got a soft ground ball right at an infielder.
Was just unlucky.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
And damned if he didn’t give everything trying to get to that ball.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
but seriously, JA’s still the man. Matt is just a tough luck NDer…
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 7, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's this Renteria dude?
One of the few to have appreciated Cap'n Jax. Do well in NC, get that 8th seed!
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MONEY OUT OF THE GATE!
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I've missed you friend :-D
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
4,350+ comments across four Gameday Threads and a Post-Game Thread. For a Wednesday afternoon game against the Astros in April. That’s a lot of admitted McCovey Chronicles worshippers in one room.
This is not a signature.
I can't decide
whether I think there will be more or fewer as the season goes on
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
what’s the ratio of comments to commenters?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on how the team does. As we were getting better last year more and more joined
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
team looks pretty tight coming out of the box. I just keep wondering if last years team overachieved, and even though we look better this year, could be a wash?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
88 wins could be enough again this year but so far this offense looks way better than last year…not just the 19 hits, but the fact that they are taking pitches and look like they have a plan up there
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
err should have said 88 wins could be enough this year, not again this year (88 werent enough last year)
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I think it’ll take more; the west is underrated.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
WEST COAST BIAS RULES!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt that
I think Rockies win 90+, Dodgers and Diamondbacks win 80+. I think NL West is going to be a tough, tough division this year.
you look pretty tight coming out of the box
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 8, 2010 4:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Weird
From a bunch of haters. Why would people who hate the team so follow it so psychotically?
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Given this
and given that we are all Pedro Feliz
is it safe to assume that Pedro Feliz wants to be a moderator?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
you would do well on the GRE
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
There are only a handful of people who comment more than 50 times a week! The rest are all beaten down by the hordes of haters!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it’s an interesting subject. I’ve seen the change in my own lifetime, the tendency to throw darts and ask questions later (if at all).
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
probably greatly enhanced by the interwebz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
nerb behavior
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait til we get a night game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I was even gone for long periods of time. I mostly came in to start one bizarre string of comments, and then I left without a trace.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
One thing not mentioned in this sweep
We have played above average defense.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Ehhhhh
I’d say average defense. Just better than we expected it to be.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
someone call 22gigantes and tell him he is missing the party
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 7, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
I’d like to thank Bengie Molina for this win.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda agreeing with Rod Brooks here, at least the Giants are WAITING for their pitch, they’re not just swinging at everything, they’re much more patient
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ham on rye
heavy on the mayo
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/loves the subject line
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ham?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
so many sammiches, so little time…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Times up.
Ruben from Gunter’s on El Camino in SSF. I phoned it in 10 minutes ago. I always order it after a winning road trip.
Corned beef or pastrami?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Go to Little Lucca’s instead
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, you just made me wish I was in Lucca.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s definitely what he said.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: FYI to Jponry, YOURE GOING DOWN TOMORROW!!! REDHAWKS VS. BC!!!! GO MIAMI!!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
PSA to PiKA
BOSTON COLLEGE RULES
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 3:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That is FALSE, since Miami might be the best college hockey team in the nation
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
CSM Bulldogs!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
GO BADGERS!
Also, GO REDHAWKS! AT LEAST UNTIL THE CHAMPIONSHIP! THEN LOSE TO WISCONSIN!
/has a bracket
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Fools and Sages
OH NOOOO YOU DONT!!!!!!
YOUR BRACKET IS SHIT IF IT HAS WISCONSIN AS THE CHAMPS… i’m praying the Hawks win a championship, it’d be our first ever
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m a Joe Pavelski fangirl, that’s why. Plus, Dany Heatley went there as well.
I wouldn’t be adverse to Tommy Wingels single-handedly leading Miami to the championship, though. I can’t root against a Shark. Oh, and btw, Puck Daddy (the Yahoo sports blog for hockey) has an interview with Wingels coming out tomorrow, if you’re interested in that.
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Fools and Sages
I like Joe too… but i’m not gonna root for his home school as well, HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE DAN BOYLE!!! YOU ARE MAD!!!! and yea, I’m pumped that the sharks got Wingels, i’m wearing my sharks shirt and one of my friends on the team is talking about how he got drafted by the sharks… and i’m definitely gonna read that interview
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I love Dan Boyle as well, but Pavelski is the little hockey player that could – drafted in the 7th and final round in 2003 (which was probably the best, deepest draft ever, but I digress). Won a championship with his junior team, went to college, won a championship with them, went to the minors for 16 games and scored 26 points (which is craziness no matter what level), and got called up to San Jose and never looked back. His number is now retired with his junior team, he won a silver medal at the Olympics as the second line center, and is only 25. He wasn’t even supposed to make the NHL.
Boyle’s story is just as inspiring, but that Pavelski went through the Sharks’ system is what makes him a bit more awesome. Plus his flying OT goal against Dallas in Game 5. Still gives me chills.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Joining in on the Pavelski love as an Avs fan on a Giants website. With the possible exception of the first round of the playoffs. Oh well, if we match up, one of my two favorite teams will get out of the first round, anyway. Hopefully the Avs can win a game or two.
With the Sharks’ luck, we’ll get Detroit. /sighs
Oh, and Duchene is an absolute beast. Steal at the third pick, if that could even happen. And it’s awesome how he was a fan of the Avs growing up.
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Fools and Sages
oh definitely, Boyle wasn’t developed in our system. that goal in OT was amazing, and i also get chills thinking about it. But also Pavelski’s is pretty damn unreal, and good for him i just never realized or understood his past
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m about 96.8% sure we’re the best team in baseball.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve extrapolated out the rest of the season, and I can confirm this.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You just got heimy’d?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been using “you just got heimy’d” as an expression to explain what’s happening when I make a joke and then somebody explains my joke with a redundant punch line.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s why I tempered it with the question mark this time. I don’t ever want to discourage the posting of XKCD.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
A classic double cross.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds sticky.
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GG Sliced Bread
Littleton (Detroit)
Jason Heyward or sliced bread?
Jim Callis (2:58 PM)
Heyward.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Sliced bread – overrated. Give me a chunk of dough any day.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Thought this was a Reply Fail to this at first.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
But we can't eat Jason Heyward
…can we?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So, apparently Sammy Gervachio strained his rotator cuff on that errant throw. Disabled Lst!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
That sounds bad
That they would put him there that quickly.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
That is because there is no such thing as “What the fuck kind of throw was that? Get the fuck out!” list.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
shit
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Sammy Gervacio was placed on the 15-day DL immediately after the game with a rotator cuff strain. Pay your respects.
Had class, so I didn't get to see the last inning
But WOOOOO! SWEEP!
Also, Giants are 8-3-16 in innings. Bip would be proud.
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Fools and Sages
HEY SO DID I!!!
i saw the first 2 innings, and the last inning, that’s it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’d much rather miss the middle of the game rather than the end, if I had to miss part of a game. Because otherwise it’s a little anticlimactic finding out the results if you don’t get to share in the immediate joy.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I’d much rather miss the middle of the game rather than the end, if I had to miss part of a game. Because otherwise it’s a little anticlimactic finding out the results if you don’t get to share in the immediate joy.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
this
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
woah
affeldt has more blown saves this year than he had all of last year!
I think it kinda sucks
that relievers can blow saves that they’re not in line to get.
On the other hand, they also get undeserved wins, so I guess that evens things out.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
this is why
I ignore both Wins (for pitchers) AND Saves, and won’t touch POKEMONS with a 10’ USB cable.
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
Fuck and yeah baby
awesome. I know the astros suck, but it’s still awesome. BOWKER FTW!!! PROPEL MY FANTASY TEAM TO VICTORY
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
He’ll wildly propel your fantasy team.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
and so begins the Bieber Curse
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I can’t unsee that.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for reminding me
/clicks subject line
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I didn’t.
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Worst Canadian of all time.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Chad Kroeger wins that.
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Z
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Good point.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
RICK MORANIS??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Eric Gagne
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay. ONE of the worst Canadians of all time.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot to add. Not an invitation to tell me.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fitting – the hell spawn of the music industry endorses the hell spawn of baseball.
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Fools and Sages
Come on out for NAMBLA Day at Dodger Stadium.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
STELLA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
why is justin bieber on a Dodger board? he’s from fucking toronto
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Understandably, they didn’t want him.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
You could put a picture of Usher or hell… make it 50 cent and say DODGERLAND next to it… what the fuck
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I guess they’re trying to appeal to the tween set. Or the stupid college girls that for some reason like Bieber and Miley Cyrus and play their songs all the time with their doors open until midnight and use them as their ringtones and alarm songs. You know, those girls.
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Fools and Sages
I hate those girls. I fear I’m going to have to soundproof my dorm room because of them.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Most of my suite including my roommate are those girls. Currently “Party in the USA” is playing in the background.
They’re nice, but their taste in music absolutely sucks.
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Fools and Sages
YIKES
i mean, i listen to it just to laugh… but COME ON, it’s a joke
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I now know all the words to Party in the USA.
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Fools and Sages
Ironically enough, that just came on the radio.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
me and my roommate love that song. No, I don’t care who knows it.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
/snickers
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, man. Suddenly, I’m glad I’m likely getting a single this fall.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Luckily, my roommate for next year apparently only listens to classical music and hates all other types according to her application /kills self.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Oy vey.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I do enjoy the occasional aria…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s a long time to wait for a base hit
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess the Blue Jays had some sense of dignity.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLOLOL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
We should have one with Zac Efron.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Can’t let the Dodgers win the annoying teenage hearthrob arms race.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Him or Joe jonas
They fit in well in San Francisco if ya know what I mean.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
This is so awesome!
I just passed this on to my Dodger Fan co-worker.
by The Montana Giant on Apr 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure it’s now impossible to take the Dodgers seriously now, no matter how good they are.
Justin Beiber is shawter than the shawties in his videos
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
First time I saw this guy, I thought he was a girl. I was wondering why any parents would name their daughter “Justin” (this was from link sj provided). After that, I Youtube’d one of his video and I was convinced it was a girl.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
That's disgusting
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
What is his facial expression supposed to convey? “This is my world… Just try and take it away, you silly!”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This made SFist!
I twittered it and SFist caught it: http://sfist.com/2010/04/08/justin_bieber_dodgers_fan.php
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 8, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
¡Hola!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgar Renteria
For those of you unaware, Edgar has a 10.5 million dollar club option for 2011, with a .5 million buyout.
Now, obviously, Edgar can’t keep up his current numbers forever.
But let’s say he hits .300/.330/.400 or something along those lines, and plays average defense.
Might it be worth picking up his option? The 2011 shortstop FA’s aren’t exactly inspiring, and I don’t think we have anyone in the minors who’ll be ready by next year (waiting on Crawford?)
So lets say Edgar has a good year in 2010. Should we bring him back for 2011?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
If he has a good year and proves that he is not injured and last year really was because of the injury. I may not be totally pissed if they pick up his option.
However I do not think it would be a good idea to keep both him and Mole.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Fuck and no
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
sign jeter@!!!1111!1
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
yes, one more year. He’s had a lot more good years than bad.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: KILL IT WITH FIRE
April 12, protect your arteries.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
This is disgusting.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to admit, the nutritional facts weren’t nearly as horrifying as I was expecting.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The manner in which the ‘chicken’ patties are made probably is though.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I ordered one of these, thinking it was a regular burger (not a frequent fast food eater…anymore). I hate like 1/4 and gave my dogs the rest of it.
http://www.bk.com/en/us/menu-nutrition/category1/menu-item2001/index.html
My dad use to get the Triple Classic Hamburger at Wendy’s until I showed him this site.
http://wendys.com/food/Nutrition.jsp
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions
You people are why it is so expensive to go to the doctor!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I’m very healthy, thank you very much
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll protect my arteries by eating one.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Other than the gross out factor, I don’t think this is that bad. There are a lot of calories in those buns.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm protected
They closed the last KFC in Santa Cruz. I guess they were afraid what our militant vegetarians would do when this thing arrived.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
It looks like a squished gonad.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Are you Adrian Beltre's surgeon?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Gross
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
The question everyone should be asking
Where’s the fucking bacon?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lol was anyone just listening to KNBR?
I didn’t hear it, but one on my Facebook “friends” says:
“was just on KNBR 680 with Damon Bruce”
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
I thought he was banished to 1050?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: so yea… great thing happened to me this week, on top of the fact my birthday is tomorrow… our formal for the fraternity is this weekend… That’s all great, but my issue is this, i had a date that was going, then she felt awkward because OF COURSE my girlfriend wouldn’t be able to go due to the fact her parents wont let her, so this girl i invited didn’t feel comfortable… I invited this other girl, and she says she can’t because she didn’t want to bail on friends… i’m so stressed and just so out of whack
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Happy birthday
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
wait
your girl’s parents won’t let her go? why do they even need to know? She’s off at college too, right?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Woohoo BowkerMania
also I had a sad when they talked about Frandsen =(
But winning heals all wounds
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Kuip brought up that the last Giant to go 5-5 was Kevin Frandsen
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Go Pirates!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
PIT v LAD
3-0 on a Garrett Jones home run.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Good grief, Garrett Jones.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Garrett Jones
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol Dodgers
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Apr 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
SIRM
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
GARRET JONES!!!!!!
MY BOY!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
LOL KERSHAW
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
This looked nice.
I actually managed to catch some action, and it was pretty cool. They were like, winning. I guess that’s considered a treat, especially when these “wins” come in bunches.
Still in total NHL mode though, baseball will keep its backseat for a while.
BTW I had the game rolling on my PC screen and I was watching TV at the time, but did I really hear correctly: “the last giant to have 4 hits in a game was Kevin Frandsen” and then some “huh, that’s bad”-type of commentary? Is this true?
Giants' unofficial & unwanted nordic outpost since 2010.
by Last Place Finnish on Apr 7, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
5 hits
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I am amused. Also shocked and appalled.
Giants' unofficial & unwanted nordic outpost since 2010.
by Last Place Finnish on Apr 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
“wins”?
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Apr 7, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pirates batting their pitcher 8th
Also clutching spreadsheets.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
And Kershaw walks him
lololololol
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
http://www.sbnation.com/users/Wreckonized/blog
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
lol....
everyone else in the family are A’s fan
but me…..
so i get stuck watching the a’s most of the time
My condolences.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Trojan horse?
It’s a TARP!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The A’s have fans?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
hi, friend
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite quote of the week.
“Man this team sure does have some…”big" guys don’t they?" – Chris Berman (ESPN Baseball tonight)
by The Montana Giant on Apr 7, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
Yes
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
YOU'RE WITH ME, LEATHER!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Cain
“With the way these guys were swinging in spring it gives us a bunch of confidence out there on the mound that if we give up a couple of runs like we did out there today … those guys can come right back to pick us up,” Cain said. “That builds a lot of confidence for the starters and the relievers and I think it builds confidence for those guys as well.”
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Bourn is optimistic that the Astros will get on track in their next series which starts Friday against the Phillies.
LOL good luck with that.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
His name is Darren Ford… he’s not ready yet.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
They've been trying to bring him up...
but he’s so damn fast they don’t see him around the clubhouse
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too!
I was worried he was too young for a breakout season, but Heyward is like 12 and apparently the best baseball player in history, so what do I know?
Watching Red Sox/Yankees
And I’m actually enjoying Nomar’s analysis. They keep trying to get him to say “DAVID ORTIZ IS DONE, RIGHT? HE’S 0-7! HE CAN’T HIT ANYMORE” and he keeps responding with, “Dude, it’s the second game.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, he has really brought up the quality of Baseball Tonight.
Of course they balanced that by also bringing in Curt Schilling.
Like getting a sturdy sailboat then saying, WE ALSO BOUGHT THE TITANIC.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Nomar sez SSS
he’s right, Ortiz with the RBI
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Nomar sez SSS
Ortiz says SHUT THE FUCK UP
“Good,” he said, turning to face the reporters encircling him. "You guys wait ’til [expletive] happens, then you can talk [expletive]. Two [expletive] games, and already you [expletives] are going crazy.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
he's right
Boston and New York media are scavenging hyenas, waiting for fail so they can laugh and point.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
What a potty mouth.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Thing is, if he didn’t play in Boston or New York. Not one reporter would be on him for the lack of hitting. Not one.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
lets hope his bad streak is over
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
lol rownads
but hey, Giants win
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Dempster dealing.
But Heyward with an RBI 2B. Our savior!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Keith Law on Gervacio
Yeah, that’s the problem. Gervacio’s wild because he’s hurt. I’m sure it has nothing to do with that heinous delivery.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
heinous is a good word
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Aye – Heinous fuckery! Fuckery most foul!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Kershaw with like 85 pitches through 4 innings.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
KERSHLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
F U RUSSELL MARTIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What would happen if Russell Martin became a Giant? Would McCovey Chronicles explode?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
it would be akin to dividing by zero
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
KEEP SITTING ON UR HANDS SABES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Reggie Smith
/it’s happened before
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Orrrrrellllll……orrrrrrelllll.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I don’t recall him being reviled, though
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he was the poster child for the Dodgers besides Mr. Lasagna.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
let’s argue about it
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I WAS RIGHT
I said the Giants could sweep. Then again, a broken clock is correct twice a day.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Jurrjens is some trouble now.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Oh! This reminds me….
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
/puts ‘needs moar Jergens’ on shopping list
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got home from work
HELL YEAH GIANTS
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
if you like the Giants
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Once Around the Scoreboard
LOL DODGERS
LOL CUBS!
LOL DUSTY!
LOL ROCKIES
And this has been your Lars MLB update.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
3-2 Bucs now
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
How could I forget?
LOL METS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I got this creepy feeling the Rockies are going to suck in April then play .850 baseball the rest of the season again.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like this is their MO.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
They lose 30 straight and then hire a puppy to manage and go on a tear.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Puppy power
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
no worries
we will obviously play 1.000 baseball the remainder of the year
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Yesssss
My favorites
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
DAMN IT PIRATES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Tie score
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Fuck you Billy Beane.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
They are the devil
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOOO
LA – PIT TIED
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Baggs Sez:
Facepalm in 3…2…1…
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
He’d be a great DH for us.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Oh Baggs no
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/waits for Michael Scott gif
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
ask, and ye shall...
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I don’t like this Pirate uni alt.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/waits for annoying picture sans subject line
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
/waits for greatgiantfan to make passive aggressive comments
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Side Note
Ryan Doumit has devil eyes.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
lol Ryan Doumit infield single.
That I’d like to see.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Our cleanup man beat out an infield single today
Bengie could never have
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
LOL SPELLING
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
I bet that was intentional.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
SUBJECT
Mike Murphy – FIRED.
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Or promoted!
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I’m guessing the fanpost by 22gigantes is being left up for comedy reasons.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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It’s a Spartacus kind of deal.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Kershaw at 100 pitches with 1 out in the 5th. I wonder how many they’ll let him throw just to get through 5.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
LOLDODGERSBULLPEN
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
And another BB (6 in 4 2/3). They gotta hook him now, right?
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Apr 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, he’s done. 4 and 2/3, and 110 pitches. Ouch.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Apr 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He really is the Dodgers’ Jonathan Sanchez.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it just me or does Kershaw look like he is always pissed?
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It’s the failbeard.
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chin-strap
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by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
6BB
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
BASES LOLODED
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Weaver's face
looks like he is always smelling something bad.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
Permanent Durty on his upper lip.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Weaver is still alive?? I thought he was 96 years old.
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Jeff Weaver File Photo
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LULZAPALULZA
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In the Nats vs. Phils game
Jesse English relieved Tyler Walker.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
I forgot that we don’t have English anymore.
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Damn, Russ.
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Supposed to throw it into center field Russ!
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by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If Russ Ortiz was still a Giant, the food bill would be so high. Him and Bengie have not missed many meals.
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Livan
Tyler Walker
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
?
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3 steals, 3 rebounds away from a quadruple-double
only 4 players have ever accomplished it
Are they still loosing?
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damn those extra o’s
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wow, quite the opposite. 103-88
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NO FUCKING WAY....
he can do it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
8 minutes left
they keep taking rebounds away from him!
i’m pretty sure they’ll realize what’s up… the steals will be the toughest to come by
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
2 more rebounds
triple-double would still be nice
i'll take a triple double... how much time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wait till you’re older, you won’t be so confident.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL this game is not lookin good... 8 point game?
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Why foul? Let him have the goddamn two points then make them foul you?
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108-95.
Wow this is ugly basketball
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meh… game was already over anyway
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL 108-102 now.
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I think there’s a curse, MAYBE
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A point! Huzzah!
109-104
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LOL 109
now 110
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Oh this is why I don’t watch basketball.
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YOU FIGURED IT OUT!
Until the dubs get a big man, i’ll be convinced they lose
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Why do Mets fans follow baseball? Not two games into the season and Amazin Avenue is already sounding ultra depressed.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Hey they have Johan Santana!
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SIGH YUNG
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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you mean "as of April 4th"?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Can we send them 22Gigantes to cheer them up?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re already depressed. They don’t need anything else.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
How about PurpleRow or the Dodgers blog?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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My pizza is now 17 minutes late. This displeases me.
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It’s a shame they have terrible pizza.
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BUT DA COMMERCIAL SAY OTHERWISE
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That man on the commercial. His head scares me.
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MANNYWOOD
Needs more viagra.
Or ovary medicine. Whatever.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
C’mon Pirates get a fucking run.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Wow. 31K out to see the Pirates.
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Most of them were looking for the Penguins or Steelers. They got lost.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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I am confused on what verb tense to be using when speaking of something that happened in the past… but that you, personally, are now watching for the first time…
simple past tense
your position in time is irrelevant for grammar, only when the subject occured in relation to now.
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Randy Winn in a Yankees uni.
/shudder
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Papelbon, fuck you, thanks for screwing up my pokemonz
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
What happened?
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Nevermind. I saw. Crazy Ho Park with the win!
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i dont even know what happened, i just saw his ERA is like 13.56
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Finall,y someone to make it look classy.
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pirates and dodgers have both left 10 men on base
thats giants-esque
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Marlins, Balked in the tying run.
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DID MY JOB
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wtffffff
Gamecast says that was right down the effing middle!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
yay donelly!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Future so bright in Pittsburgh, the fans gotta wear shades.
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It’s like a paper bag, but classier.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
OT: not cool
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100408/us_nm/us_security_usa_plane
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
i said OT...
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, I have a question… has Nellie won any championships?
Utter frustration and futility.
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nope
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I don’t think he’s even been in an NBA Final as a coach.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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So ‘winningest’ my ass….
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Pie eating contest
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LOL Ramon Ortiz!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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They better not hire anybody from McCoven. Imagine what Bochy’s picture would look like.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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This is a thick carpet.
TWSS. Thanks Bucs announcer guy.
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i thought the same thing, haha
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Lucky, I live in LA and have to listen to Steve Lyons.
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by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
VIN SCULLY isn't doing road games?
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He doesn’t go east of Denver.
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Not on TV anyway.
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by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LETS-GO-PI-RATES!
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Z
This isn’t Oakland. We don’t clap clap clapclapclap
that shit is bush
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The Let’s Go Yankees.clap clap clap clap has been around for 40 or more years.
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It’s been around longer than that: Let’s Go Moses – clap.clap.clapclapclap.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE PIZ-ZA!
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
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Pirates have the bags loaded with one out!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe it’s a good thing we never brought up Ramon Ortiz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
have you been lurking this whole time?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to dig up that “Bring up Ramon Ortiz” fanpost from last year.
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Ronny Cedeno
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LETS-GO-PI-RATES!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Watch out for the 7th inning. It’s a doozy.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I actually know what happened already, I listened to the 3-5 and 8&9th innings in the car, but seeing is believing. Or something.
Walk off wild pitch
Giants had one
Win the inning.
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SIRM!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
in play runs!
woot
Win the inning.
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I will give one in honor of the Pirates
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Now over to watch the M’s – A’s game and watch Duscherererererer throw 69 mph curve balls
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LOL Farnsworth in to try and save the Royals against Detroit’s 3-4-5 hitters.
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And....
First pitch Ordonez singles.
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And...
First pitch Cabrera singles.
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2nd best run differential.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Major League leader in batting average..
with a .727 average…EDGAR RENTERIA!!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Giants sweep the Astros?? Sharks clinch the Pacific Division?? ......
WHAT A GREAT WEEK!!! GO GIANTS!!!
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget Nellie getting the most wins evar
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 7, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
clap.clap.clapclapclap
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis Ishikawa's numbers
1.000/1.000/4.000
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Add another ex-Giant to the pitching list
Starting tonight for San Diego, Kevin Correia.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Geez. 5 homers in the Padres-Dbags game so far… And it’s the 6th inning.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Douchebags
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic number: 158
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
local ties debuting for the A’s….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I played against Ross in high school. I struck out :(
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
nothin’ to feel bad about—he’s got the nasty, filthy stuff
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
what high school?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
St. Mary’s
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
it’s nice to have that perspective when watching these guys play—it’s a helluva lot harder than it looks, even if it looks hard
/twss
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely is. I remember I went to an NCS game the after I graduated from high school and Ross was facing off against Berkeley High and Michael Durant (drafted in the fourth round by the Phillies in 05). Not only did Ross pitch a gem, he launched a huge home run to dead center. Insane.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
do you still play?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah. Just throw the ball around.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
lots of amateur leagues these days for washed up high schoolers. I played until I was 44 <———-hey, Willie Mac
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, for being 22 for 4 mins, it doesnt feel like i changed much
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
that’s what i’m worried about
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You’ve got a few years. Didn’t happen to me till I hit my mid 40’s. Mr. Merope mid 30’s. You’re good till at least 2020.
EHHHHH, that's so far along in the future
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mid-40’s for me; the aches and pains stuff, and wondering why younger people are such knuckleheads.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
then you take a look in the mirror and realize how you were at my age
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I know! it’s crazy.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, I always took really good care of myself, didn’t smoke, drink, do drugs…etc…etc…etc…and I still hit 40 something and fell apart!
that’s not fair to you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Life is like that…
My mom always counters with “Well if you hadn’t taken good care of yourself, you might have fallen apart sooner.” Thanks Mom.
I had a back operation when I was 30, which, using my 20-20 hindsight machine, it’s clear that I could have done without—causing me nothing but trouble ever since. I wonder how all the people getting their bodies altered are gonna feel in 20 years. I read something about a 23 yearold getting her back “scooped” along with a bunch of other procedures, and she’s afraid to hug anyone because her body feels so fragile.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
would people describe you as a health nut?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Not ridiculously so.
I’m not a vegan or anything. I have an underactive thyroid, so I’m over weight. I always think of health nuts as really skinny, wheat grass drinking, exercise fanatics.
one of my sisters is a nutritionist, so she feeds me info every now and again. I’ve found that two things go a long, long way—avoiding anything with High Fructose, and hydrogenated oils and fats. It’s amazing how many foods have one or both those ingredients, and avoiding them cuts out major sources of “bad” food. Tough for me because I love the sweets.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I avoid those and soy. Try finding bread without HFCS, hydrogenated oils, or soy in it!!
“Just like homemade” with all kindsa ingredients you never heard of before!
no doubt. it’s scary. what’s the problem with soy?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
“Soy and many soy products contains isoflavones, which are phytoestrogens — plant-based estrogens.” And there is debate over whether or not phytoestrogens mess with your thyroid, so I just avoid them. (And I was eating a lot of soy a few years prior to receiving the diagnosis.)
hmm, all the women in my family have thyroid issues
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like every woman over 45 has thyroid problems! I had to fight Kaiser to even get tested…at 30 …35? my “doctor” said I wasn’t old enough to have that problem yet.
What about Jose Reyes?
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he’s not a woman in my family
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
because you’re not human, right? we are just machines.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
speaking of HFCS, I started making bbq sauce a couple years ago, and it uses a ketchup base. So, off I went to buy some without HFCS, and ketchup without that is hard to find at a reasonable price.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
10 years isn’t that far away, and at least from the perspective of everyone I know… the older you get the faster the time goes by.
I ALREADY FEEL LIKE THAT IS ALREADY HAPPENING
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
so, happy bday, Pika. Since you’re not 21 anymore, have you stopped drinking?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
working on homework right now so no
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you have not stopped drinking because you’re doing your homework?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
i knew my grammar would come back to haunt me… i meant, i stopped drinking for a bit to get my work done
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
more like stopped being creative!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 7, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
we are all grammar police (and Pedro Feliz)
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
mrs cougar—who knew!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn it, why can I make passable madeleines?
Fucking lemon sponge cake tonight.
Next week, try 4.
OT: Oh my… there’s just too much baseball talk on sportsphone with this dude FP… oh my GOD… need need neeeeeeeeed diversity
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
FP has the vocabulary of a 12 year old
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
HE PLAYED BASEBALL
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
FOR TEH GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OMG HE'S NEVER SAID THAT BEFORE!!!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
This is why i listen to Damon from 12 to 4… gets good conversations going on EVERY TOPIC
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he has the vocab of a 13 year old
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!!!
but then he’s a teen
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
vocab makes a big difference. It’s one reason why I like listening to Jon Miller, even Vin Scully, so much—they have such a great resource from which to draw when describing the game.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
this is a talk show we’re discussing, you know that, right? HAHA, I could listen to Vin Scully and Jon Miller all day, them talking about their stories from the past, history of a player, talking about just anything
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
so, they should have an even better vocabulary, no? (covering more topics)
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s all that pot he took.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
…pass it on over to me
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Z
WHOA
that’s supereasy
thanks
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
what’s a “URL?”
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
/lame chasm
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
ROLL CALL!!! I AINT HERE SO SCREW YOU
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don’t want to overdo it. It began to get out of hand last year.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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my bad
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It's cool.
No problem with it for the first series of the year.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Where's Perry?
Christ
I always think I’m a frequent participant, but I’ve never cracked the top 10.
Maybe that’s a good thing?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
agreed—less is moar
/keeps typing
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
jponry back where she belongs
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and by a good margin
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a joke here that I'll refrain from making
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
There we go.
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Question: A's
Do you guys root for them? I know a lot of people are in to the rivalry, but I like the A’s. They’re probably my favorite AL team, but that’s not saying much, since I don’t root for many AL teams.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Sometimes...not this week
(closet Mariners fan)
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by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
for some reason, I can stay interested when I watch the A’s. I think it’s because of the DH.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
can’t
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I grew up in a family of A's fans
but it’s really hard to enjoy and support an organization that gives nothing to their fans to watch, to enjoy, no nice ballpark to come to, and no foreseeable success in the future.
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by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s pretty harsh; the A’s have a fine history, just not going well right now. Their bad ballpark is still tons better than Candlestick was.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe it is…
I’m definitely a Giants fan at heart, it just feels like the organization for the past…7ish years have been unwilling to make anything better. Candlestick was a dump, but we fixed it…maybe they’re too handcuffed and unable to come across the miracle the Giants did.
Maybe I’m an elitist SF fanjerk?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I primarily feel bad for the people of Oakland. Their park was always considered the superior one in the bay area until Mt Davis and Pacbell happened, and they usually had the better team than the Giants. Hopefully, things will get worked out over there and their carpetbagging owner, Wolff from LA, will have to eat crow with a new ballpark in the same place or near Jack London—poor baby.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I agree, you put into words what I was not smart enough to piece together lol
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by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
sure, i’ll root for them, i’m not really into the rivalry that much… but i root for them to do well… I’m a bigger Tiger fan for my AL team
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there’s no rivalry, the A’s fans just think there is.
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by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the A's and their fans
I hate dealing with those hypocrites who kept asking me why I am rooting for a team with a “cheater” like Bonds.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
that’s no reason to bail on the team
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s their hypocrisy on me cheering for a player that had Bonds when they cheered McGwire, Canseco, Giambi, Tejada.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
personally, I’m much more invested in the team than the individual players.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, go to every other freaking stadium and get asked the same questions, happens ALL OVER THE PLACE
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But living here and having to dealing with those people is too much.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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i hate Reds fans for this fact… Tiger fans couldn’t give a shit… but of the places i’ve been to, it’s all over… so i’m not gonna call out A’s fans and say they’re the worst
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? I get the regular joshin’ from them just wearin’ my Giants gear around town, but they are usually respectful.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s just like going to an amusement park for them—not really into the game
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I see that. But to be honest, I see the same at AT&T too. Though I havent been there since ’03
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, for that I miss the old days at the ’stick
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m glad the games aren’t at the ‘Stick anymore. I wouldn’t attend one night game and it’s not because of the weather. Some racial tensions are going on right now in that area.
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I detect major pussy
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
There is only 1 team to root for
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The Angels?
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NEVER!
I don’t mind going to the games, but I don’t do any cheering. Just relax and take in a ballgame (as long as they are free).
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Well yeah
But that doesn’t mean I can’t pull for the A’s a little.
I mean, I’m watching the game right now, and I hope they win. It’d be cool if they made the playoffs.
Obviously, any time they play the Giants, I know who I’m rooting for. But it’s nice to have an AL team too, and I have a lot of respect for Beane.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I know what you mean :) I really don’t pull for a team that if they win will not benefit the GIants.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That was an awkward sentence. I mean, if the A’s are playing the Dodgers, then by all means “Go A’s”
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I understood
But if the A’s make the playoffs and the Giants don’t, I’m ready to hop on the bandwagon.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
are you one of those guys with the half A’s/half Giants hat?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
No no
Not that bad. I am a Giants fan first, last, and always. In situations of Giants vs A’s, I have no doubts in my mind.
But in situations where the A’s can succeed without hurting the Giants, I can root for them a little too.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I won’t go that far…. Well, unless they are playing against NYY
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Beane is hard working and creative, but I did lose some respect for him the way he handled this Cust thing.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you kidding?
He’s a fucking genius.
He signed Cust to a contract JUST big enough that he knew he could send him down the minors and he’d make it past waivers.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I don’t consider manipulating someone to their detriment “genius.”
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You play to win the game.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
there are ways without fucking people over
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Cust will make 2.5 million dollars this year
I think he’ll live.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
just be sure to never be the boss of me because you won’t succeed in your job.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If I'm your boss
And I’m paying you 2.5 million dollars and I get complaints, we would probably have a pretty short working relationship.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
see, you’d be fortunate to get complaints. Usually, in this type of situation, it’s a festering sore that undercuts the organization, ultimately bringing everyone in it’s path down. Paying someone does not substitute for dignity and respect.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
To a certain extent, I agree with that last sentence
But this isn’t just paying someone to do a job. It’s paying someone a LOT to do a REALLY awesome job.
At some point, Cust needs to realize that there’s a reason he’s probably going to clear waivers; he’s good at ONE thing, and pretty terrible at a lot of other things.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
first, the dollar amount has nothing to do with it; they had a mutual agreement. Second, they should have given him 10 days prior to the end of spring training to see if he could catch on with another team. Third, with self interest in mind, what kind of message does this send to prospective players down the line?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Message?
It sends the message that the A’s want good players, and that Billy Beane has no patience for complaints.
And of course the dollar value matters. And Billy hasn’t violated their agreement, he hasn’t breached any contract.
And Jack has a chance to catch on with another team: anyone who wants him can have him. How is it Billy’s fault if no one wants him?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
since it’s a guaranteed contract, he has to stay with the A’s in some capacity, or lose the contract. That’s pretty manipulative in this situation. If I was a player, I’d steer clear of the A’s with this in mind. Lot’s of other teams will cut loose a player with enough time given for them to find a job.
So, you’re right, the letter of the contract has not been violated, but in a civil society, there are areas not within the bounds of a written agreement that are observed by people having the long view.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t not root for them.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I'm normally indifferent toward the A's
But Billy Beane’s aiding of every NL West team except the Giants has really annoyed me.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to
except every time I run into an A’s fan they bring up COUNT DA RINGZZ and all that, apropos of practically nothing except hearing I’m a Giants fan. Little bit of a turnoff. I mean, I don’t mean to go around swilling chardonnay and nibbling on while checking my eco-green investments on my iPad at a semi-crowded new-retro ballpark, it just happens…
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Oh crap, it’s after 10pm…
There’s another “how you know you’re getting old” – you need to be in bed by 10 to be functional the next day! (Course in my case that may also have something to do with the alarm going off at 530am)
yikes—get the 8hrs if you can
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel old today, too. I got a diagnosis from a dr. today that I relate to the older population.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i didn’t know that “dirtbag” was a diagnosis
/hopes it’s not too serious
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it’s vertigo. I’ll live, but boy do I feel like shit when i get up and move around.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
what older pop do you belong to?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
almost 27
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
older how does that happen? is it an equilibrium thing?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Inner ear, I guess. Can’t move my head quickly. I have that matrix effect going on with my eyes. I only feel good when lying down. Been this way since Friday.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
are they saying if it will go away?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, but they can’t say when. Could be tomorrow or a few months from now. I tried to work this morning, got there at 6:30 and went home by 7:10, I just couldn’t do it. The good news though is that I haven’t called in sick to work for a couple years so they know it’s legit and they are understanding.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
well, take care as best you can. Giants winz will comfort you.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll be alright, chum. It’s pretty nerve wracking but not life threatening if dealt with properly. My GF had this a few weeks ago and, while it made her life pretty miserable, it has cleared up without any major consequences. Her facebook was amusing: “I’m tired of crushing into walls!”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
needz moar subject line
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
why?
it’s hardly offensive. And I don’t know how to go back and add one.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
GaA is suffering, and that image makes light of his situation—plus, I don’t want to keep looking at it. that’s all.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
ahh well
can’t fix it now. if a mod’s here they can delete it, i don’t care. I don’t mean to make fun of GaA, that’s just an awesome movie.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
It’s fine. greatgiantfan is just being strangely passive aggressive about the subject lines for reasons that are beyond me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i’m on a crusade to make this blog more readable! too many images makes for visual noise, so I like to hide them—one look is all I need.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
and what makes it passive aggressive?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, i see
/USE A SUBJECT LINE WITH IMAGES
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You keep responding to every single image that’s posted with “Subject Line”, so I assumed it was some sort of response to the request for Subject Lines on some images, when it’s been made pretty clear that no, not every image needs a subject line, just ones that are large or disturbing in some way.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ok, i wasn’t aware of the policy
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
and out of courtesy, I always put a subject line on GIFs for the benefit of those with slower comps so they can close them up.
I’m not sure if that’s official policy though.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
it isn't
as far as I know, it’s the discretion of the individual poster. I have a fiber T1 line to my house and several gigs of RAM so generally I can run as much as I need, but not everyone is as fortunate.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
It’s not official policy, but it’s strongly encouraged.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Like, I think at the end of GDT where we win, everyone with slow connections realizes at this point that it’s time to gtfo before all the gifs are posted. Not much point in enforcing that. But if you’re going to post them elsewhere, probably a good idea to include one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Highly encouraged?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
thank you. you are less of a pain than you make yourself out to be.
hey, here’s a policy question—how many signature lines is too many?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I like debates!
But I’m a happy warrior. I don’t like offending people when it can be avoided.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
i'm going with five lines
since that’s what you have, and it looks excessive to me. Not that I disagree with what the sig says, it’s just huge.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
it’s supposed to be three; five is too many, agreed.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
testing
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, goofus, you lose out
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Goofus :(
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
10:00?
Going to bed at 1 is usually early for me.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
On a Suzuki walkoff!
I do love me some Kurt Suzuki. I wish he was our catcher for a year until Buster.
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I received the most bromantic phone call of 2010 this afternoon
Jereb: Hey Pete what are you doing on Friday?
Me: Uh, going to the lab, like every day.
Jereb: That’s weak.
Me: You’re right, that is weak. It would be superior if you were to tell me that Jenna’s Dad gave you guys his tickets so we can go to the home opener.
Jereb: So should we park on campus and walk up from UC around 12:30?
Me: YES. I LOVE YOU.
Jereb: Alright late.
Jenna’s Dad has Field Club season tickets. STOKED!
now skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.
It totally does. Tickets were too expensive for me so I was actually considering sneaking in the Southwest gate. That takes care of that maneuver!
now skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.
FIST BUMP!
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OPS 5.000!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
TEH DINGERZ
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Marlin Pitcher
Anyone see the replay of the FLA v. NYM game where the FLA pitcher balked with the bases loaded? Made it a 1-run game in the 8th. Marlins still won, but it eerily reminded me of something I seen before. Maybe some of you remember?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions
Kind of OT
Mays will be one of three to be honored at the Civil Rights game in Cincinnati on May 15.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
OT - Nike Tiger commercial is creepy
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=5065125&categoryid=2630020
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
coffee, newspaper, Giants 3-0
it’s a glorious day!
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Also, iPhone OS 4. Which I’m sure will be very disappointing.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 8, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Won’t Tiki Barber pleeeease think of the children? Or… at least… his own?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
Dodgers up 1-0, top 3
Go bucco’s!
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guise
You guys
guise
Minor League Baseball’s Opening Day is today. That means the return of Steve S!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions
Return of the King!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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The Two Towers!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The Silmarillion.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
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