Gamethread IV
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I <3 Sammy Gervacio
And so do you. Admit it.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
JAZZ HANDS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RAlly car
in honor of Zork
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Jazzy thread
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions
cucumber?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
URIBE!!!!!!
YOU WIN BACK MY AFFECTION!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions
So bad I can taste it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else excited to see Gervacio face Velez?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Oh my.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL DISASTROS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions
ASTRLOLS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions
MATT CAIN SAYS FUCK YOU GUYS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside
making things happen!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Ground attack!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
If we’re not gonna drive in runs the Astros will do it for us!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Nate came in for Bowker on a straight substitution
Then Velez came in on the double switch.
Shorter version: BORK!
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
FUCK YOU VELEZ
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Way to be patient Eugenio
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions
THE FIRST PITCH IS THE BEST ONE YOU’RE GONNA GET!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THE FIRST PITCH IS THE DEEPEST, BABY I KNOW!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
SPEEDY MCFUCKUP
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
Get a ball in the air
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
My thought exactly.
Heck, Affeldt could’ve done that…
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
+1
thought the same thing, and I noticed Kuip got a little quieter when he said it
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
WOOO GIANTS
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
WTF happened?
for those of us away from the TV?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Uribe double
Whiteside bunted, the pitcher tried to go to third but it went past Feliz and went all the way to the left field corner
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nice 2-0 hack, bum
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
WTF?
Last Play: E. Whiteside sacrificed to catcher, J. Uribe to third, J. Uribe scored, E. Whiteside to third on pitcher S. Gervacio’s throwing error
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
I like how he laid off the first two but just COULDN’T hold off on the third.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Jeebus, Scott!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
sit down rownads
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
So
Rowand’s new slider in the dirt is high heat?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
ROWNARDS!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
Row-demption!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
GREAT SCOTT!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GREAT SCOTT!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
ROWNADS
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
Jam Job fister
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
not going to google this
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The first one is tame, but Jam Job Fister II is wild.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
So, uh, I wasn’t expecting Rowand to have a three-hit day.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL. That was supposed to be a slider down and away, but he left it over the plate.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
TWSS!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
3 hits!
still dont like you rowand
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
Three! Ah ah ah!
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Needs more count.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
That would have been a good time for one of your spelling mistakes.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Who .. me?
/ shuffles slowly away befoire Minion tosses me back into Grammar Sin Bin.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
First: befoire is a nice comeback.
Second: Grammar is not spelling.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
So that means I can stay out of that SIn Bin for a little longer?
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Yeah, sure.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Redemption Scott
3 for 5, not bad at all
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Well the LF got to see it up close
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
No I don't
I don’t have to give him credit, his dying quail just happened to find a home.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand
“My secret hatred for Matt Cain continues, why did he get an extension and not me?!?!”
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
So, does Affeldt pitch the 8th?
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
If he doesn’t, the double switch will have been kind of pointless.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The specialty of Bork, the pointless double switch.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Oh man I'm using this for Jazz Hands from now on
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
nice
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Can I have his number?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is she putting that prosthetic piece of male genitalia in her ear?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a penis sucker.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That is a fire-able offense
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
rowand
i’m still pissed at you. hack at slop, hack at slop… oh look i lucked into a hit. it’s crap like that that has made you think it’s ok to have absolutely no approach all career.
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
cool
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
LOL WILD PITCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DISASTROS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hey, the Braves are up next. Tougher team, but on the plus side, wcw can harass us about Jason Heyward!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Do you get the TV feed?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I have mlb.tv, but it hasn’t been working very well. Not sure if it’s my computer or the connection (both easily exceed the listed requirements).
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
seriously, though
It’ll be cool to see Heyward.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Edgar making things happen!
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I have to say, Disastros fielding aside, I’m liking how the Giants came right back at them after that awful bottom of the 7th.
This is not a signature.
Yes
And the wheels are coming off now. Giants just gotta keep the pressure on.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Last year, if the Giants had an inning like the 7th happen to them, they were losing the game. They still might, but this is a different looking team.
/small sample size
This is not a signature.
Not Towelie's day
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ASTROS LOL CAIN
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Man. The Astros are looking so bad they look like they could be as bad as the Nationals.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Card hell
Send him a freakin bouquet.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
LOL DISASTROS
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
+1
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Gervacio
He’s like our Merkin
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
Those are sweet
glasses, my grandma has a pair just like’em
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
Nice timing on the fake injury
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
Gameday says "Injury Delay"
Scott Rownads – pulled suck muscle?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Astros pitcher is injury
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he accidentally a whole injury
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
anal fissures?
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
“Coaching visit to the mound.”
“Injury delay.”
Makes it look like the coach kicked the pitcher right in the nuts.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
they always say how relievers have "as long as they want" to warm up after an injury
Just once, I want to see the reliever come in and just pay soft-toss catch for half an hour.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
He should try it with both arms, behind the back, blindfolded and then aim at an apple on the catcher’s head.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Exactly 109.5
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Down 5-4
Top of the ninth with Trevor Hoffman in and 1 out.
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And 2 down
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Almost
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
C’mon, Trevor.
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I'm tracking that wild pitch on gameday
Gervacio must really know EXACTLY what the velocity of that pitch was.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Speaking of which, anyone here good with math
Like, really good, and can maybe help me solve a problem?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I've been watching the Stros feed
And they answer live emails from fans during the game. Are the Giants doing that too?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
No, the Giants announcers find the game interesting.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Well like they just came back from commercial and answered the questions:
“Do relief pitchers ever practice throws?”
And
“Does [last pitcher] get hurt due to his delivery?”
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
their answer to #2
BUT MARK PRIOR!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
there was a fiasco question yesterday regarding the grain of a bat….please see thread 4
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They don’t want to have their drinking interrupted.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Warriors
please win so I can stop hearing about Nelson. Get him his win, get rid of him, and get better.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
seriously
he is going to have the record for about 2 years tops, and nobody really cares
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
When it sounds like he probably won’t even make the HoF despite the career wins record, I don’t see how anyone could care.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Warriors
just end your season now so I can stop hearing about you.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Even better disband the team.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Brewers win!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions
BALLOON FIRE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BREWERS WIN!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT DINGER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
Renteria is an on-base machine.
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ON BASE MACHINE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
EDGAR, WALK WITH ME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Renteria's OBP is 1.000
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Renteria is down with OBP
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
The Forbidden Result!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
WALKZ
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
4 for 4 with 1 walk!
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STFU
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
STRETCHING THE NERD MONEY DOWN!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
NERD! MONEY DOWN!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
ha. Last Giant with 5 hits in a game was Kevin Frandsen.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Isn’t he on the Orioles now or something?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
could that be right?
I think that might have been last 5-hit game against the ’Stros.
by Duelling Brandos on Apr 7, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
PTBNL or cash considerations?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
wait
they actually let him play?
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Who?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that I know that he has vision problems in one eye it really irks me that he is not wearing some corrective lenses or contacts.
He’s wearing contacts – he said the air in houston was moist enough to allow for contacts. The goggles will probably go on at home.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I had wondered the same thing. Baggs put something in his blog the other day.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That confused me
San Francisco air isn’t humid enough?
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
As a contact wearer for many years before doing the Lasik, it is probably the wind that does him in at San Francisco.
Noplaceontherosteritis.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
case of the walkies
needs surgery
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
bad soldier tits.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He should be on deck.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Ishi is on deck..
I almost think Bochy messed up and just put him in Bowkers spot
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Accidental double switch.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD THE ROCKIES LOSE?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
They can lose?! It’s not 09 anymore!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I WANNA SPEAK TO SAMPSON!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
Like my dreams.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Get it straight, Huff
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
Still Affeldt
although had Huff got on…
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop throwing your bat after every weak pop out and start squaring the ball up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
But it was obviously the bats fault
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
it might get old. i’m thinking after 4 games.
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
the Z or the bat throw? or yes?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Z
Well then let’s overuse it until then.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
The Giatns that was battle of a Pa.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
yes?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
…inorite?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Only 6 runs though.
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I’m doing a ranking online and 22% of people say that teh Indians are better than the Phillies
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
Is this ranking taking place entirely with people from Cleveland?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
yahoo.com
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
lol what
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/teamrankerresults
don’t know what this means but WTF
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn you, Arianna Huffington
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
It would be 6-1 if O-fer Rownads could catch the ball, lest ye forget.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
I wonder if he'll wear a Giants cap to the Hall
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NERD DOWN THE MONEY, STRETCH!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
STRETCH DOWN THE NERDS, FOR MONEY!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
THE DOWN STRETCH MONEY, NERD!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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But they weren’t in a lot of parks, they were in Houston. He took a shitty route to the ball, it landed in his glove and he dropped it, Mr. Sabean.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Spoiler
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Man U through.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
no
they’re out. Bayern is through.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
this is correct
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
no there tied on aggregate
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
JEREMY
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
STFD PENCE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD?
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Keremy
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He Feldt that one.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
That’s a rough call for the home plate umpire to make. Other than that, though, the umpires have been pretty good all game, even with the tough calls.
Definitely should have asked for help
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That first "strike" against Huff confused me, so I took a screenshot
It was not a strike.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, sure, but he asked Xanthan. Of course his source is going to be biased.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLwut
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks about right to me.
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Hunter Pence, LOL for 12.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Me too
FML, although I’m banking on Heyward.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, why does it have to be penis suckers all the time? Just once, I want somebody to act like vagina licking was some sort of big insult.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
You would.
vagina licker
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Who wouldn’t?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut up carpet muncher!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a fan of this line of comments.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I just got tired of typing penis suckers, to be honest.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
AND I’M EXPOSING OUR SOCIAL HYPOCRISIES IN THE PROCESS!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I do important work here that helps a very small area of the world that already agrees with me. Important work
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU ARE SUCH AN ADVANCED THINKER!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
AHEAD OF THE CURVE!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Because LOL YOU GUYS ARE GAY AREN’T YOU INSULTED.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dude, this guy is such a muffin masticator. I can’t believe I made him a mod, especially when that’s everyone’s dream job.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What, is your mouth stuck shut with cunny juice?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Still doesn’t sound like a bad thing.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Really doesn’t, in fact 22Gigantes would probably take it as a compliment.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
JEREMY
FINISH HIM
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BREAKING NEWS
Fuck you, Blum.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Affeldt. That's how it is done
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
That pleases me.
Do they pinch hit Affeldt?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
LOL what?
You know there’s a beach boy in the pen, right?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
3 UP and then they sat down very promptly
"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"
6 pack commercial
creeps me out
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
ITS MAGIC INSIDE
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
Fist Pumping Bork
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Very nice inning for Affeldt.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
I never noticed that Freddy Sanchez was in that Giants commercial.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Gotta make him work for his salary
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You don’t get pay $6 mil to rehab only, I’m sure he’ll be selling tix at the windows on Friday.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Insurance runs, please. Give Wilson the day off.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions
me too :-(
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Wilson really needs a nickname, how bland is Brian Wilson?
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
B-Weez
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Definitely one of the better kid shots they’ve had in years….
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ishi?
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
fail for red sox hat
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Big thing popped outta here alright
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
YES WILSON IN THE PEN
do this
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
Let's get offensive.
2 run leads in this Whiffle ball park is rarely enough.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
ISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
NICE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions
TRAVIS ISHIKABOOM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions
TI!
HITS HOMERUN
REMAINS SEXY WHILE DOING SO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YAY JPON
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
ISHI the hunter!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
/train sounds
hill in centerfield with flagpole.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
/LF fence starting at 260 down the line
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
ISHI ON THE ROAD!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Holy Shit
TI!!!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
LAST OF HIS TRIBE!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
yes
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I read that as “Ishikawawa.”
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
ISHI!!!!!
SINGLE AT AT&T
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
!
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Got it in 1.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
ISHI THE KILLER
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
THIS IS GOOD NEWS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
NATE!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
lol Nate and Travis want their jobs back.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
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public masturbator magazine
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Travis!
that’s ma boy!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Hitting is contagious
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Thats 10 players with hits?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
yes!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
still hilarious
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
HA!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Schwing!
Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.
by LeMasterBlaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT PARADE
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
U!
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Oh this is just mean now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WTF Offense
love it!
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U
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
NATE! URIBE!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUUU
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Ishi! Nate! Uribe!
OFFENSIVE EXPLOSION! AND NOT IN THE DEROGATORY SENSE!
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
Now it's Mota time
Damn Nate is fast
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
holy shit
wtf is going on here
i guess Wilson gets the day off after all
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
i say mota time now!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
GameCast says 7-4 Giants?
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
So, guys, I think the AStros might not actually be a great team this year.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Skeptic.
Aren’t you the same guy who said you didn’t believe Renteria could sustain a .667 AVG?
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
I guess the slider at your back foot is not taught in Houston.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Show him your Whiteside and your Darkside
"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"
LOL SMUG!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
Productive outs
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
I wish.
Sadly AT&T doesn’t cover Houston on its map.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I’ll delete this comment and pretend I came up with it later in the season.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
let’s go, Zorak
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
Read that as “Giants dong work.”
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Sounds like a dildo factory.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like a good description of Houston.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
PRODUCTIVE OUT PERCENTAGE!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GOOD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Anyone else concerned that the Giants are using their monthly hits allowance rather quickly?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
they already passed it yesterday
something else must be at work here
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
Offense loan
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
aw man
Now Brian Wilson isn’t gonna get 162 saves. :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Don't be too sure
Bochy could bring Mota in for the ninth.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
or Medders
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
JINX
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Matt Cain in the dugout crying right now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Matt Cain doesn’t cry, but if he did his tears would have 2.98 ERA.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he is watching Terms of Endearment in the clubhouse.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Old Yeller
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
CRYING LIKE A FOX!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He had three AB's to get himself a "W" today.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
What is that?
It’s comeing this way.
It’s the Giants offense!?!??!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
oh no
There goes Tokyo
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Shinjo gets sqwershed
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Forget that its the Astros
Remember how much we sucked on the road last year??
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
selfish Affeldt
wanted the win himself
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 7, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
y u mad tho?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I stand by this
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Screencapped
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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
yes!! haha
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Use that for the K image for Astro games only.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
EPIC FACEPALM
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
READ MY BLOG
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TOO MUCH YOSHI TALK AROUND HERE
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
HENSLEY MEULENS!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
VELEZ WALKS?! WTF
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Holy shit Velez just walked
Someone punch me in the face
Just go to starbucks. Same difference.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
VELEZ WALKED?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!!
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SCOTT
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not playing tomorrow!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ZORAK!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
I still hate you Rownads!
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ROWAND SAYS "SUCK IT HATERS!!!!!"
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
I know that this is the Astros and they’re really crappy, but I love all the offense.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
AH! AH! AH!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
BEST SHAPE EVAR!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Four hit game for Rowand.
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The Punisher is ruthless.
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Kinky!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott!?!?!
1
…
2
….
3…
4?!
4 Scott Hits!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
GREAT SCOTT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
Vagina licker.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HA!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE
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Rowand!
NEVER FORGET: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/6/1408753/post-game-thread-zito-forgets-what#33997398
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
oh yeah
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand singled off the wall in left to score Nate
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Apr 7, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
WAY TOO EARLY....
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
JINX
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NOT OVER YET.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Love how he wears home jersey on the road too.
"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"
rownad says" read my blog!"
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Pedro Feliz at 1B again.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
holy crap, i’m at work and just got the chance to check the game. 18 hits! who are these guys?
"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
~~Pee Wee
LOL
“Rowand off suicide watch”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Usually, yes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Your friends are hot.
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Your office is full of fisters?
Do you work with Chip Caray?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite memory of Mota was when Pedro Feliz hit a grand slam off of him in a Giants/Dodgers game.
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I want another hit for Ed.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ask and you shall receive
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure we’ve broken the law of probability at this point. This is just silly.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
RENT RENT RENT!!
Glad I started him today.. Wish I started Bowker too
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
RENTERIA!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
19 hits!
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Stay hot Rent.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
GAR.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YES!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i appreciate your subject line
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
YESSS!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Can we get a doggie bag?
for these runs?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
WOW BONE CHIPS!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
5 for 5
No longer will people laugh at my adoption
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
STRETCHING THE NERDS FOR MONEY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
I saw that movie
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Cap this off with a homer, Pablo.
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Astros Announcer: “Really, Edgar?”
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lol butthurt
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Did…did I get into a car accident and die?
This can’t really be happening.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Sideways world
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Desmond doesn’t even know who Penny is! Edgar Renteria with five hits!
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ0hFSLPOJE
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(has to wait to watch that episode due to minor league baseball and is plugging his ears)
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
It’s a good one.
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LOL PABLO!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
Aubrey Huff
Could end up stranding like 10 runners today
Had to gif this
I wonder if the shit he caught from Kruk and Kuip made him not do it today.
Jeaaaggaahh
Yeah I typed that wrong. I’m thinking he doesn’t do it when guys are on base?
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Probably
I could see it resulting in some easy steals.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 7, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Flannery
got one of THEEEEESE??
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I was laughing so hard when he said that
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 7, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW… just WOWOWOWOW
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I thought we were dieting the panda?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
19 hits for the giants. None for Cain =/
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
Panda's saving it for Atlanta
purity ring style
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Giants hitting a lot, cannot be explained
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
get used to it
YOUR SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Nice. I’m glad I wasn’t in WWII, but it sure seemed like Australia would have been a good place to hide until it was over.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit
I wanted 20 hits.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
1 for 6
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
I hope the Giants keep hitting like this when they start playing actual Major League teams!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
EDGAR RENTERIA IS HITTING .727
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THAT WILL DEFINITELY HOLD UP!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
There are other boeing models he can aspire to
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
by pittsburghian on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
MVP
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
/Sabean signs him to 4 year extension
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
llamas
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
GRANT!!!
Tell me what to think!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
More importantly, what is 22Gigante’s take on it? Suck it (a penis, that is) Haters!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria, save some of that for the rest of the season! 5-for-5! #sfgiants #astros
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
ORIGINAL!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASED.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
rec'd
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!
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That guy stole my suit.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
All this is just scaring me for when they come home this weekend and play the Braves who have actual pitching and a powerful lineup.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Then Sandoval will actually try to hit the ball =)
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Who Knows...
Maybe the Astros don’t suck this much…nah.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
I want to see Schierholtz pitch
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
Mota ____
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
MOTA TIME!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
lol what is "shift A"?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Firefly reference
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Sanguine?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
unmark all new comments
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
it divides by zero
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It leads you to the POKEYMANZ
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man poor Kevin Frandsen.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
OMG!! SOMEONE KILL IT!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
God this guy is hideous
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
“What’s the score of the Giants’ game?”
“10-4”
“You didn’t answer my question. What’s the score?”
“10-4”
“Dammit — stop acknowledging my question and ANSWER it!”
THIRD BASE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Only 1 walk by our three starting pitchers so far.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I like.
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It’s a good trend.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is going on here?
Ps typical Giants – they still manage to screw Matt Cain in the process.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
New offense minded SF Giants, still managing to not provide Matt Cain with a win.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
On a related topic: Man is this a good season to not be an Astros fan.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Also, most seasons.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Guillermo Mota...
could be Sawon Dunston’s brother…
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
I need some of that Renteria Bone chip surgery
"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"
WINRAR
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
AHEM!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Second!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really.
You’re even hot linking it from me!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That makes it twice as nice.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 7, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Well if can can find another one to post, please. I have been posting this one for long time, thanks.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Z
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t been on until now…so sorry if this has been stated, but…
GERVACIO = VELEZ???
Cy Lincecain FTW
Have we seen them in the same place at the same time?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
GIANTS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
Upgrade to pro today!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
BANDWIDTH EXCEEDED
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
[O] photobucket
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
LET’S DANCE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just dance!
Song or the game, you choose. Haha
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yayayayayayay!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
Giants Win! Dance!
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
SWEEP
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AHHHHHH!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I haven’t been on until now…so sorry if this has been stated, but…
GERVACIO = VELEZ???
Cy Lincecain FTW
Yeah it’s Velez pitching for the Giants!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Astros…*
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Mota-vation!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
No matter how many times I see this
It never gets any less strange.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
Or any less AWESOME
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It bugs me that I have seen what the hell this came from, but can’t remember.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
NONE OF YOU DICKS ARE EVEN GOING TO GIVE CREDIT TO MOLINA FOR THIS!
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
rec'd
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
INSERT SNARK
MAKE ME A MODERATOR
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
+109
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
HATERZZZ
/worship
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
DICKS UNITE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
BALLGAME!!
/dancing cats gif
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WE WINNED!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
CSM
playing Rage “Killing in the Name of” haha.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
SWEEP
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Dance! dance!!! DANCE!!!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Sweep!
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ON PACE
162-0
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
They are raising that kid right.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
SUBJECKED
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i left when it was 3-0
came back and it was 6-4, now it’s 10-4. love it.
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Dance.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
/golf clap
We probably could have scored in the double digits in all of the games, but excellent series guys.
Now, dancing Guybrush
DANCE I SAY
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
creepy fail
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I will not visit creepygif.com
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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No, I will not visit CreepyGif.com.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
whaaaaaaaaaaat
goddammit hold on
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I was actually on my way to creepygif.com when I saw this.
Now I will not be visiting.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I have had pretty much the worst week ever, and I would just like to thank the Giants for bringing some joy to my sad, little world. (And also the Astros for sucking.)
I have been a little worried about Morris.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
I’m predicting Sanchez beats the Braves on Friday and we start out 4-0. He’s definitely the type of arm that can contain the Braves’ lefty-centric lineup. Saturday, however, will be a different story, as I think Wellenmeyer is due for a rude awakening. Still 4-1 to start the season is great, and of course Sunday Timmeh wins, making us 5-1 by Monday.
Dammit
I got tickets to Saturday’s game without checking the rotation. I already knew I was going to see Welle-meh-er, but I still want to see Sanchez pitch in person.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Well, heck, give us the rest of the season.
No need to bother playing it out if you already know how it ends!
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
Now is the time on Sprockets where we dance
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Touch my monkey.
…
Now that is enough!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Lol they’re so mean to Frandsen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Who's being mean to Frandsen?
I’ll beat ’em up.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
Where's the Tim dancing gif?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Never forget
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Subject line is yours…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
UPGRADE TO PRO
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Is Urban insinuating unrest from Cain towards the Giants?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
According to Urban, everyone hates the Giants.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
MORE GIFS
shut the internet down!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
WINZ
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
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