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Gameday Thread: 3

NO SWINGTHROUGH STUFF!

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So what'd I miss?

I see a 3-1 score and 10 hits?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 7, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

lots of singles, panda double, bowker dinger, few more double plays, cain is awesome

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

normal cain isnt so bad either

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD CAIN!!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait ’til they see Satan Cain.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

God: “Cain is good”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

[SOMETHING NEGATIVE]

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I heart me some Cain Pitching. Totally deserved extension.

Also my Pokemonz.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Giants!

Subject Lines!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuuuuck

I have to go to class. Lucky I have mlb at bat for my itouch, but still…

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Slop hackin’!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

[PRE-EMPTIVE PESSISMISM]

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s send Myers off rudely

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott got a hit this season!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe the mayan were wrong…

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand triple!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT?!?!?!?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS THREAD HAS TRIPLES!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BOURNE!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Astros Outfielders

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THE SYSTEM WORKS!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

woooo scott triple!

by bombs on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy triple

Spring Rowand is back!

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Single with 2 errors?

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a Rally Gar in the house?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A HARD HIT TRIPLE!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DUDE RIDES BIKES

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Who are these guys?

And what did they do with the Giants?

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Cue Yakety Sax

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I can haz rowand triple?!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Skott!

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL

WHO IS THIS TEAM AND WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Scott!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s hope the Rally Gar magic keeps up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LEADOFF HITTER. NOT TRUE FANS.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO TAKE PITCHES TOP OF THE ORDER!

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Two! Two hits for Rowand!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

ah ah ah

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs moar count.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALways rec the count!

Or is that when hitting wreck the count?

Either way.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question: I read that Rowand worked with Bam Bam to change his stance this off-season, with the idea to improve his mechanics and quit sucking so hard. Any change isn’t obvious to me. Does anybody know what he did?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Supposedly he is trying to be more patient and drive the ball to all fields rather than just LF

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping he’d lose the poop-stance.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Ed.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully, Edgrrrr hasn’t wasted all his singles.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOWWWW RENT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HE’S AWESOME

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar

fan of giants, warriors, 49ers

by warriorsalltheway on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Um. YES!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BONE CHIPS!!!!!!!!

FTW!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GAR GAR GAR GAR

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar FUCKING Renteria.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay

What happened to Renteria?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going with the replaced-by-a-time-traveling-cyborg theory. It seems the most plausible.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I just realized Meyers is still in there. Why push him past 100 pitches in his first start!?

by superk1ng on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

They hate him too.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol great minds.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the Astros hate him too?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent with the Ribbie down the stretch, nerds!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR!

He’s wearing an Edgar suit

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Z

Whoa, Renteria. Could we have been wrong?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Z

Maybe.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

Why are we saying Z?

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

Why not?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

still amazed by yesterday’s socks

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

Z

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

I dunno. scout6 started it. I thought it was something all the cool kids were doing.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

You think I am cool?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

He thought you were emulating the cool kids.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

can I be cool?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

zzzzz

Really, one at a time?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

Groupthink alert!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

SUBJECT LINE

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

We’ve found our standard subject line!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

lol

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOUR FOR FUCKING FOUR!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent

Four4Four

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Garrrrr

(Is it just me, or did it look like Rowand pulled up a little lame coming around 2nd?)

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand always looks lame.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touché, Scout

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DONT PRACTICE RENTERIA
I AIN’T GOT NO CRYSTAL BALLLL

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVERMORE!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wut?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Poe!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got it

Thanks

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of that guy’s first name.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Is Rent supposed to be the Raven?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Edgar. I get it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent 4-4

I am so proud…

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know who Hokysmokes is, but I think we need to re-evaluate the correctness of his position.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Attack of the Rally GAR!!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That looks like a crocodile.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was thinking more a ’gator. but you maybe right.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a alligator

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be awesome if/when we get back a solid hitting Freddy Sanchez too

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhhh!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

All it took

…was for me to say I wouldn’t post on a GDT until Rowand gets a hit for Rowand to get a hit.

It’s science!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Goofus pickets for justice!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say you won’t post until Meyers gets a hit in the nuts.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent money

MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS!

by superk1ng on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

See what Rent can do when he's healthy?

Veteran veteranicity

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s see how long this lasts.

/negativity

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh we’re over here now!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

welcome to the party, grab a beer!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN THESE LOSERS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Edgar is hitting .700!

Not much slugging though with all them singles.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He hit one double!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No power stuff.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take an empty .700 any day.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me just be the first to say that “Renteria Bitches,” penis suckers.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WOULD YOU BE SAYING THIS IF THEY WON?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m only pretty sure I’m the first person to say that.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet honkytonkbbw has said it too.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently not

But this guy did: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/9/1023160/giants-lose-the-game-series#20962087

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MYERS BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR GLOVE, THAT’S NOT YOUR WIFE YOU’RE DEALING WITH, THAT’S PRECIOUS LEATHER!

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Rents going to have 200 hits. 194 of which will be singles

by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I’d mind that.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Pablo to hit a triple.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BYRDAK ALERT

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet specs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hackoval is back

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He got off to a slow start last year, too.

/remembers when Fred Lewis was leading the NL in OBP and people were freaking out about Sandoval.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he hypes himself up

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice try Pablo..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Man told you all that once I dropped Rowand he would start to pick up his hitting.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t have him. Whoever does should.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hells no. I know better.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Byrdak

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  


Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  


Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

holy crap, sorry guys

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even a GOD damn subject line.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a bad human being.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awfully presumptuous to call yourself a human being after that BLUNDER!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can post that again.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh

i might be out of the loop, but how is a subject line beneficial for IMGS?

by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

click one

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you click on the subject line, it hides the image (or post).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

one moar tiem

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BYRD BRAIN

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

we caught a break on that one

by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. I thought the throw was going to save Rent there.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Would have been another DP had it not been for Failfense

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The throw was so bad they almost didn’t get anything.
Man it it must suck to be a’Stros fan now days.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon, Huff!

Put it in the seats!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preferably near the outfield.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cleanup Hitter!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Huff’s bat-flips.

by deuce deuce on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Two phones and a phone in one hand?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

uh…. and a beer

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m used to it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer and TWO phones in same hand. Douche.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He must have Verizon

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, he must have AT&T

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

T-Mobile!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you know, you can be on the phone and surf the web at the same time with AT&T. You can’t do that on other networks.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you spill me now?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bleh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Can DeRosa bring DePain?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a great pitch to be swinging at Mark

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Get on base for Bowker, Mark.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

But lefties!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ye shall receive.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

wantZ moar walkZ

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!!!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PLZ do something awesome, Bowker.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Or not. Your call.

:(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies

Strand ’em on 2nd and 3rd!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER WALK? WHO ARE THESE GUYS?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WALKS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahah.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put it away, Bowker from Sha-na-na

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You down with OBP??

Yeah you know me!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

de ro

walk with me….

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Brydude wants Bowker

lefty on lefty battle

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The Forbidden Result!!

Sic ’em T-REx arms!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on 49er

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU FOR THE SUBJECT LINE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still one of the most disturbing pictures of all time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I could go for some cake.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you don’t put a subject line? What are you – Hitler?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw, shit.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a lot like Bob Hitler

But he’s actually a really nice guy.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOLF PACK

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more Omar.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CANNOT UNSEE THIS

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG REY ORONEZ IS DREAMY!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recognize Jeter, Rent and ARod. Who are them other two?

And now I subject.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the Alex Gonzalezes and Rey Ordonez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The two Alex Gonzalezes are funny, but not as impressive as C(h)ris Carpenter.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Gonzalez is on the left, I think.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO NO IZ TOO SEXY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

First: WTF?
Second: /clicks subject line Thanks for that.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twilight?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disturbing

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kicker is all the gold chains. LOL

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's Matt Dillon doing there...

and without his eyebrows?

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar used to have a fan club in Atlanta called Edgar’s Eggs… fans who would dress up in egg costumes. It thought maybe there would be a picture. And no… this showed up instead

by mlb22 on Apr 7, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They must’ve hated Sheff’s Chefs.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP IT, DAMN YOU ALL!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARod: “Now take some of just me. Hang on, let me get my mirrors…”

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t fool me, I’ve seen this movie before.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow, it makes it more disturbing that they’re all wearing the same stupid necklace.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker. :(

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

bah!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Those last two ABs were not very patient, Bowker.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I find myself oddly excited whenever DeRosa comes to the plate. It’s like the Giants had such bad plate discipline that it’s thrilling seeing a guy work the count.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch swinging? Did Bochy yell at you after the home run or something?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Overreacting.exe

NOW OFF THE BOWKER BANDWAGON

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

/ serves wagon toward wall on side your jumping off of.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS for “slappy”?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

clicks subject.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

KATHY GRIFFIN????

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shaun White

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

who the fuck is nate schierholtz?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Don Nelson, using one of the worst teams in basketball chasing the wins record. IRONY?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

But the ping pong balls!

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly sport uses silly Lotto TV show to create draft order.

also LOL KINGS at last years Super Lotto Plus

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE SIGHTING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It hungers…

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMS!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Economic Cain is Economic.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You should see his portfolio.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Economic Cain = MARXISM!!!

Because…you know…economics….and Cain…

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish Him!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HYMNS!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Dozens of people have turned out for the game today.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Blum

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

blech

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Geoff Blum

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you, B(l)um.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT YOU STUPID PLAYER JUST SIT

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the matter with Geoffrey?

He’s a Blum!

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez

Is pwning the Giants the only reason Blum is even in the league anymore?

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FA SIGNING

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Myers stuck around a few years just to pitch to Barry.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

and starred in Austin Powers as well

Dual threat

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget seminal classic “The Love Guru”

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he is in Inglorious Basterds

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a much sought-after skill.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEARN HOW TO WIN NOW!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

win inning

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

get it together matt!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What is with this patient Feliz crap?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BAM BAM is two timing us!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain….

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Pedro

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, a flyout. There is the Happy Pete I remember.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT PEDRO JUST SWING AT EVERYTHING

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU DON’T WALK OFF THE ISLAND IN THE STATE OF TEXAS

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless it’s down death row.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that’s the shitty OBP Feliz I remember.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

damn I'm retarded

I can’t count how many times ive posted on the wrong gameday thread.

by jobrien9 on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/Shakes head

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Matt, finish this inning.

by deuce deuce on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BARBARA??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

><

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barbara?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should really get her off the field.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kathy Griffin??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Kathy Griffin chopped her head off, regrew a hot one and got a double d rack, then no.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now how could she chop HER OWN head off??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carefully.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And only once.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you were careful, you shouldn’t need to do it again.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

pulling the string on a guillotine, or even using a machete, haven’t you seen Walk Hard? It’s very easy.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

With extreme prejudice.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bab’s Bush?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If she's blond and hot

Owner’s trophy wife/daughter.

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

also

LOL BALLBOY

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO MOTA IS WARMING UP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE'S RUNZLER?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the bat boy cowering?

by MinerNiner on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppinger can go suck a fuck.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Please, explain to me...

how exactly does one suck a fuck?
+1 donnie darko reference

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that movie was really dumb. Some great lines. But really dumb.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I’d like to see that guy get Keppinjured

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheap hit :[

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

serving of two, please

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Z

Affeldt time if ya ask me

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HHHEEEEAAADDDD!!

PEN.
NOW.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I lol'd

In real life, even

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh Oh

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone have any thoughts on a Xterra, before I go and buy it.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Z

terra.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun utility ride

Chugs gas like a college frat house.

If you get one, get a supercharger for it

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting the supercharged 5 speed, so gas will be a little better

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the theater style back seats

Don’t ask me how I know this

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh, we've got a situation

/shows abs

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh, we’ve got a situation

/show beer belly

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure why he’s on this team

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

STUPID HITS ARE STUPID

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave Righetti to Matt Cain:

That was fucking Geoff Blum and Jeff Keppinger. WTF?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Z

moar strikeouts!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

From my radio-listening vantage point, of course he went around

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TOWLES

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKain

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD TOWLIE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rooks

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN

Calm in the face of danger

by bombs on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nom NOm Nomm

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YES!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sister was once bit by a pelican.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swinging or looking?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your family stories…leave me …dumb founded.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

in that case

Here’s a bonus: I’ve been bit by a duck and by a fish.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duck…ok
Fish…ok
Pelican…WTF

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The seagulls took my sister.

+2000 to anyone who gets this reference.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice bench Houston

by mlb22 on Apr 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Why don't you have a seat over there?

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The only straight RHH on the Astros

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LHH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What else are you lying about?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I’ve heard some rumors…

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other is bi-curious.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

switch-hitter

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other is Anna Paquin

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't ask, don't tell

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the pitcher really hitting?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Never mind refreshed page

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, not the pitcher

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

a cory sullivan is batting

by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“hitting”

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cory Sullivan’s claim to fame is that he once laid down 7 sacrifice bunts over a two-game stretch

by mlb22 on Apr 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually inscribed in the stone work above is his fireplace.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean just picked up the phone

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Susan, pick up my phone!”

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Scott

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

aw, nuts

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck me.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOODY MURDER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT ROWAND

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn You Rowand!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

godDAMNit

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Uncle Russel on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

He almost caught that shit!

by Leniz on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by deuce deuce on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT SCOTT

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Rowand so much

by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Sullivan. Wasn’t he a Rockie? Figures.

by out machine on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by bombs on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Rowand, that was in your fucking glove

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Rowand.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckkkkkkkkkkk

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Rowand. Terrible route. In your glove. Go away.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUCK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Z

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

God damnit Rownads

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

that would have been an amazing catch

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s hard to crush him for that one…but, damn, it would have been a lot cooler if he’d caught that.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh thought he had that

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the replay, it looks like he took his eye off the ball at the last second.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOOTTTTT!!!!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

and boom goes the dynamite

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rownads strikes again

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess all the pressure hitting leadoff is distracting him

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Trade Scott Rownad for some banger stud.

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

milton bradley?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would have been an amazing catch.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, I have actual work to do… gotta go. Crap.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not blaming Scott for not making a tremendously difficult play.

Dammit Giants wasting all their scoring opportunities making this game closer than it needs to be.

Dammit Giants for likely blowing this lead.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This is Giants baseball, all right.

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

In his glove. Needs to catch it

by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should the Giants blow this lead and then possibly lose the game, the loss is not Rownad’s fault (solely, anyway).

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

they signed Rowand to make those plays

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wuz not close enuff to the wall.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And break his face.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 Million/ year he needs to make that play.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would’ve preferred he catch it regardless of his salary.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened?

Internetz reported a triple

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

In Rowand’s glove (back to home plate sprinting) and out.

by paboperfecto on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vrooooooooom

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Best shape of his life, but still sucks.

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, Velez is in.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Jesus Fuck Why

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and HITTER!

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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

VRROOOOMMMM

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork!
Defense!
Bork! Bork!!

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by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

goddammit scott

Is anyone up in the bullpen?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt in

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt?

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Vroooooooom-nads

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

or affeldt

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Affeldt

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that was not an error? Even though it was in his glove?

FUCK YOU, SCORE KEEPER.

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

uhh, no

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those kind of plays are usually not scored as errors.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

To me… if he gets glove on it… it’s an error.

by Uncle Russel on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you say the same about a shortstop who goes deep into the hole to get a ball but can’t make a throw?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

litle different.

not making a throw means he got the ball.

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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he didn’t make the out. It’s a difficult play.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would call that a Renteria.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he goes deep in the hole (twss) then drops the ball making the exchange, yes.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really, you’d give an error for that? So you don’t think infield singles should even exist?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the fielder, drops the ball while making the exchange I feel that is an error on him. If the runner beats out the throw, then its a hit.

Also, if thrower makes shitty throw, that should also be an error. But I am a hard ass.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are the kinda of plays that no rational person would expect their center fielder to make, unless they hate said center fielder and look for reasons to rip him beyond the obvious ones

by mlb22 on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haters gonna hate.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Fred Lewis hate is being redirected!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

SON, get it done

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s see if the magic has worn off for Affeldt.

by deuce deuce on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

is this the first double switch of the year?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Three games in. A new Bochy record.

by deuce deuce on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I just come back in time for a DOUBLE SWITCH?

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, you cannot expect that play to be made. Cain gave up a tater…I hope it doesn’t cost him a chance at a victory.

by nofreetime on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

If it goes into his glove. I expect it to be made.

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#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still not an error if it’s that difficult of a play

That’s like giving a player an error for getting to a ball down the line but bobbling the throw

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can expect that play to be made, and I do since it was in his f-in glove and he took a shitty route making it look harder than it was.

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt, I chose you.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It makes zero sense to take Derosa out

by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

really. he’s the kind of player you want in there at the end of the game.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK! DOUBLE SWITCH! BORK BORK! VELEZ IN PITCHER SPOT! BORK!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes Affeldt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon. Just get the out.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Double switch

Bruce loves it as much as stretching collars of new sweaters with that noggin.

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Matt Cain forget how to not give up triples?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Velez really a better option than DeRosa.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re asking the wrong questions.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt likes to walk the first batter he faces

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish hymn.

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by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

it's the Vroomanium!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Our Giants!

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaaaaaargh

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD NEWS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

=NOOOOOO

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF ARE U DOING URIBE

by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Does DeRosa make that play?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt it, he’s not a very good infielder

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

cain just needs to learn how to win......

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FYCKDLJKLFDJKESJKLFDFJKLSJKLDFSJKLDFSJKLDFSJKLDFSJKL

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by lehmsbobby on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

2-1

They are who we thought they were!

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, a team that might not win all 162 games!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Also, I think the bullpen does this a lot more often this year.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what you get for getting cake.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have gotten pie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was someone’s birthday. I was obligated to eat cake.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID YOU LSITEN TO RUSH AT THE SAME TIME???

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ BUNCHES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have gotten something other than cake! Pie > Cake

by nataku on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Charge the ball you glorified bench player

by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain just said to himself, it’s gonna be another one of those years.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito is undefeated when the team scores any runs for him ever.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the Rockies

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOUR WHOLE RUNS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGONHEREGODDAMNITITAKEAQUICKBREAKTOGETCORNDOGANDCOMEBACKTOGETFUCKEDUPTHEASS

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And the Cain curse continues…

by nofreetime on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB 09 & 10 The Show

seems to have programmed this no decision algorithm into the Cain avatar, too. Same thing happens when I pitch with him.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGOMGOMG

season down the drain

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Must win games against bad teams especially when you have a lead and play well for most of the game. A loss here, a loss there… if the math holds… YES! It all adds up!

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that simmers in this world is sure to fade away again.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S OKAY GUYS. AFFELDT’S ERA IS STILL 0.00

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M SORRY MATT

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

z

WTF with the triple switch?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Z

bork-fucking-tastic

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY TIME

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I just can’t believe that this turn of events cost Matt Cain a win. I just can’t.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants relief pitchers and Cain

not a good history.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be watching “The Notebook” and crying in Noe Valley tonight!

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only there was some kind of history to explain how this could happen.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish we’d scored more runs earlier!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

12 HITS = 4 RUNS. THAT’S SCIENCE. IT WORKS.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

These are the Giants I remember. Can I blame Rowand for the triple?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, you can...and should

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you can, but that triple was on Cain in my opinion. Ball was hit very hard…

by nofreetime on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ball was in his glove. He needs to catch. Isn’t that what all the Lewis haters would always scream about.

by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah look what we have here...

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by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

f you bochy

now velez is the meat of our order

by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK-OFF WALK!

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEBODY BOUGHT A SNOWCONE

/whistle

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was the sound of Uribe pulling in to the station as he took 10 steps to slow down to field that ball

by mlb22 on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

On any run-scoring play, walk, strikeout, t-shirt giveaway…

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been a long series, man. Dude’s gotta have an itchy finger for that sound effect.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds like soft rock from the 1970s.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess Bochy finished his degree at the Dusty Baker school of when to go the bullpen.

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

No reason to pull Cain there. I’m sure you’d be complaining that he was pulled too soon if it was the pen that gave up the runs.

by nofreetime on Apr 7, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/7/1409934/gamethread-iv

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool.

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 7, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!!!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhhh-ribe!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Astros.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you, bad team

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHITESIDE TO THIRD ON BUNT.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Saw that throw coming a mile away. Gervacio’s too nuts to throw it straight

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Astros!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli bunted a sploogeball.

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 7, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Good throw and Uribe’s out.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

So, it would appear that Eugenio still sucks.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't need that AB to know that

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLELEZ

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, rowand still sucks too

imagine that

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

nevermind

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no, you had it right the first time.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.

by velvadp on Apr 7, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least he found it today

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

yay rowand :D

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT?!?!?!?!

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt in line for the win

Cuz he totally deserves it

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt: way to vulture!

Of course, it’s also possible that the Astros really are this bad

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Apr 7, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

i think they are

Giants- best team in baseball IMO

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENT OBP MACHINE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Huff

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s stranded like 6 runners today.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Apr 7, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

your San Francisco Giants?

That’d be my guess

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Astro’s announcer: “Really, Edgar?”

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff is getting jobed by this ump. Must’ve slept with his wife.

by MinerNiner on Apr 7, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

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