Gameday Thread: 3
NO SWINGTHROUGH STUFF!
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So what'd I miss?
I see a 3-1 score and 10 hits?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
normal cain isnt so bad either
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD CAIN!!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
God: “Cain is good”
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
[PRE-EMPTIVE PESSISMISM]
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Scott got a hit this season!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
THIS THREAD HAS TRIPLES!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
THE SYSTEM WORKS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Slow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
Holy triple
Spring Rowand is back!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Single with 2 errors?
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
ROWAND GOT WHEELS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
Who are these guys?
And what did they do with the Giants?
24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.
I can haz rowand triple?!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Skott!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
WHAT THE HELL
WHO IS THIS TEAM AND WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Two! Two hits for Rowand!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ah ah ah
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Question: I read that Rowand worked with Bam Bam to change his stance this off-season, with the idea to improve his mechanics and quit sucking so hard. Any change isn’t obvious to me. Does anybody know what he did?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Supposedly he is trying to be more patient and drive the ball to all fields rather than just LF
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping he’d lose the poop-stance.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
NEVER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Exercised by squatting over a toilet for hours
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, Ed.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
BONE CHIPS!!!!!!!!
FTW!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions
They hate him too.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Rent with the Ribbie down the stretch, nerds!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions
EDGAR!
He’s wearing an Edgar suit
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions
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Whoa, Renteria. Could we have been wrong?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Z
still amazed by yesterday’s socks
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Z
Z
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Z
I dunno. scout6 started it. I thought it was something all the cool kids were doing.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Z
You think I am cool?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
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He thought you were emulating the cool kids.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Z
SUBJECT LINE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Z
We’ve found our standard subject line!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
FOUR FOR FUCKING FOUR!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Rent
Four4Four
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Garrrrr
(Is it just me, or did it look like Rowand pulled up a little lame coming around 2nd?)
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Rowand always looks lame.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
NEVERMORE!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Rally Poe!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
Is Rent supposed to be the Raven?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh
Edgar. I get it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rent 4-4
I am so proud…
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Attack of the Rally GAR!!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
That looks like a crocodile.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Shhhh!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
All it took
…was for me to say I wouldn’t post on a GDT until Rowand gets a hit for Rowand to get a hit.
It’s science!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
See what Rent can do when he's healthy?
Veteran veteranicity
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Let’s see how long this lasts.
/negativity
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
welcome to the party, grab a beer!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN THESE LOSERS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Edgar is hitting .700!
Not much slugging though with all them singles.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
No power stuff.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Let me just be the first to say that “Renteria Bitches,” penis suckers.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
WOULD YOU BE SAYING THIS IF THEY WON?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m only pretty sure I’m the first person to say that.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet honkytonkbbw has said it too.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
apparently not
But this guy did: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/9/1023160/giants-lose-the-game-series#20962087
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
DAMMIT!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Silver Slugger
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Pablo to hit a triple.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
BYRDAK ALERT
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Sweet specs
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Hackoval is back
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
He got off to a slow start last year, too.
/remembers when Fred Lewis was leading the NL in OBP and people were freaking out about Sandoval.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I think he hypes himself up
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Man told you all that once I dropped Rowand he would start to pick up his hitting.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots

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Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
holy crap, sorry guys
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Not even a GOD damn subject line.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I am a bad human being.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
You can post that again.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
click one
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
If you click on the subject line, it hides the image (or post).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Would have been another DP had it not been for Failfense
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon, Huff!
Put it in the seats!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
TWSS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Two phones and a phone in one hand?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
uh…. and a beer
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m used to it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
no, he must have AT&T
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t you know, you can be on the phone and surf the web at the same time with AT&T. You can’t do that on other networks.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Can DeRosa bring DePain?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Not a great pitch to be swinging at Mark
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions
Get on base for Bowker, Mark.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
PLZ do something awesome, Bowker.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Rockies
Strand ’em on 2nd and 3rd!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
WALKS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Hahahahah.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You down with OBP??
Yeah you know me!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
de ro
walk with me….
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
I think the Brydude wants Bowker
lefty on lefty battle
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
The Forbidden Result!!
Sic ’em T-REx arms!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Come on 49er
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
I apologize in advance. this is what happens when you google Renteria

by mlb22 on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THANK YOU FOR THE SUBJECT LINE
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Still one of the most disturbing pictures of all time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
And you don’t put a subject line? What are you – Hitler?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
aw, shit.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I am a lot like Bob Hitler
But he’s actually a really nice guy.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Needs more Omar.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I CANNOT UNSEE THIS
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
OMG REY ORONEZ IS DREAMY!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I recognize Jeter, Rent and ARod. Who are them other two?
And now I subject.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
one of the Alex Gonzalezes and Rey Ordonez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
properly used subject lineZ
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
NO NO IZ TOO SEXY
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Twilight?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
MY EYES
ARGH
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The kicker is all the gold chains. LOL
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
What's Matt Dillon doing there...
and without his eyebrows?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgar used to have a fan club in Atlanta called Edgar’s Eggs… fans who would dress up in egg costumes. It thought maybe there would be a picture. And no… this showed up instead
D:
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP IT, DAMN YOU ALL!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ARod: “Now take some of just me. Hang on, let me get my mirrors…”
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
bah!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
I find myself oddly excited whenever DeRosa comes to the plate. It’s like the Giants had such bad plate discipline that it’s thrilling seeing a guy work the count.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Hi.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LEFTIES CANT HIT LEFTIES!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT reply actions
GIS for “slappy”?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
KATHY GRIFFIN????
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Don Nelson, using one of the worst teams in basketball chasing the wins record. IRONY?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
But the ping pong balls!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It hungers…
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINNISH HYMS!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions
Economic Cain is Economic.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
You should see his portfolio.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
FINISH HIM
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Blum
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions
DAMNIT YOU STUPID PLAYER JUST SIT
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
What's the matter with Geoffrey?
He’s a Blum!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Throw strikes.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Geez
Is pwning the Giants the only reason Blum is even in the league anymore?
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
Mike Myers stuck around a few years just to pitch to Barry.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
and starred in Austin Powers as well
Dual threat
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t forget seminal classic “The Love Guru”
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
but he is in Inglorious Basterds
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a much sought-after skill.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LEARN HOW TO WIN NOW!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
get it together matt!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
What is with this patient Feliz crap?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
BAM BAM is two timing us!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That slut
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMNIT PEDRO JUST SWING AT EVERYTHING
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions
YOU DON’T WALK OFF THE ISLAND IN THE STATE OF TEXAS
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
BARBARA??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Barbara?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Kathy Griffin??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Now how could she chop HER OWN head off??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Carefully.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
And only once.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Well, if you were careful, you shouldn’t need to do it again.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If she's blond and hot
Owner’s trophy wife/daughter.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Phew.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
NOOOOO MOTA IS WARMING UP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHERE'S RUNZLER?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
DANGER WILL ROBINSON
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Keppinger can go suck a fuck.
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Please, explain to me...
how exactly does one suck a fuck?
+1 donnie darko reference
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
BAH!!
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HHHEEEEAAADDDD!!
PEN.
NOW.
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TWSS
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone have any thoughts on a Xterra, before I go and buy it.
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Fun utility ride
Chugs gas like a college frat house.
If you get one, get a supercharger for it
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m getting the supercharged 5 speed, so gas will be a little better
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the theater style back seats
Don’t ask me how I know this
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh-oh, we've got a situation
/shows abs
Win the inning.
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Uh-oh, we’ve got a situation
/show beer belly
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure why he’s on this team
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave Righetti to Matt Cain:
That was fucking Geoff Blum and Jeff Keppinger. WTF?
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DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
From my radio-listening vantage point, of course he went around
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
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LOL TOWLES
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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S T F D
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GTFO!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
KKKKain




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STFD TOWLIE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nom NOm Nomm

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by daveinexile on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YES!!
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My sister was once bit by a pelican.
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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Your family stories…leave me …dumb founded.
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
in that case
Here’s a bonus: I’ve been bit by a duck and by a fish.
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Duck…ok
Fish…ok
Pelican…WTF
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The only straight RHH on the Astros
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LHH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The other is bi-curious.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't ask, don't tell
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the pitcher really hitting?
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Never mind refreshed page
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean just picked up the phone
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
crap
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aw, nuts
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
BLOODY MURDER
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Damn
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
FUUUUUCK
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
God damnit Rownads
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
It’s hard to crush him for that one…but, damn, it would have been a lot cooler if he’d caught that.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOOTTTTT!!!!!

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and boom goes the dynamite
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
that better be an error
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions
I guess all the pressure hitting leadoff is distracting him
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that would have been an amazing catch.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Dammit, I have actual work to do… gotta go. Crap.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
I'm not blaming Scott for not making a tremendously difficult play.
Dammit Giants wasting all their scoring opportunities making this game closer than it needs to be.
Dammit Giants for likely blowing this lead.
they signed Rowand to make those plays
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
12 Million/ year he needs to make that play.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened?
Internetz reported a triple
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
Vrooooooooom
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions
Oh good, Velez is in.
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Oh Jesus Fuck Why
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and HITTER!
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Bork!
Defense!
Bork! Bork!!
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needer needer chocolate moose
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
goddammit scott
Is anyone up in the bullpen?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Affeldt in
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or affeldt
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Affeldt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So that was not an error? Even though it was in his glove?
FUCK YOU, SCORE KEEPER.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
uhh, no
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Those kind of plays are usually not scored as errors.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Would you say the same about a shortstop who goes deep into the hole to get a ball but can’t make a throw?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
litle different.
not making a throw means he got the ball.
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
If he goes deep in the hole (twss) then drops the ball making the exchange, yes.
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Really, you’d give an error for that? So you don’t think infield singles should even exist?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If the fielder, drops the ball while making the exchange I feel that is an error on him. If the runner beats out the throw, then its a hit.
Also, if thrower makes shitty throw, that should also be an error. But I am a hard ass.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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#2 in Fanshots
those are the kinda of plays that no rational person would expect their center fielder to make, unless they hate said center fielder and look for reasons to rip him beyond the obvious ones
Haters gonna hate.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
SON, get it done
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
is this the first double switch of the year?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yep
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C’mon, you cannot expect that play to be made. Cain gave up a tater…I hope it doesn’t cost him a chance at a victory.
If it goes into his glove. I expect it to be made.
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I can expect that play to be made, and I do since it was in his f-in glove and he took a shitty route making it look harder than it was.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
really. he’s the kind of player you want in there at the end of the game.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
C’mon. Just get the out.
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Double switch
Bruce loves it as much as stretching collars of new sweaters with that noggin.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Is Velez really a better option than DeRosa.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions
You’re asking the wrong questions.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions
it's the Vroomanium!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
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aaaaaaaargh
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions
BAD NEWS
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FUCK
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions
Does DeRosa make that play?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
cain just needs to learn how to win......
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions
FYCKDLJKLFDJKESJKLFDFJKLSJKLDFSJKLDFSJKLDFSJKLDFSJKL
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I LEAVE FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES TO GET CAKE AND THIS SHIT HAPPENS
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That’s what you get for getting cake.
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If you'd gotten pie it would've been different.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
There's your problem
You ate cake
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It was someone’s birthday. I was obligated to eat cake.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
DID YOU LSITEN TO RUSH AT THE SAME TIME???
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I HATE RUSH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
+ BUNCHES
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oh shit
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain just said to himself, it’s gonna be another one of those years.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Zito is undefeated when the team scores any runs for him ever.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember the Rockies
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FOUR WHOLE RUNS!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGONHEREGODDAMNITITAKEAQUICKBREAKTOGETCORNDOGANDCOMEBACKTOGETFUCKEDUPTHEASS
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
MLB 09 & 10 The Show
seems to have programmed this no decision algorithm into the Cain avatar, too. Same thing happens when I pitch with him.
OMGOMGOMG
season down the drain
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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All that simmers in this world is sure to fade away again.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
z
WTF with the triple switch?
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RALLY TIME
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions
Giants relief pitchers and Cain
not a good history.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I really wish we’d scored more runs earlier!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
12 HITS = 4 RUNS. THAT’S SCIENCE. IT WORKS.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
These are the Giants I remember. Can I blame Rowand for the triple?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yes, you can...and should
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah look what we have here...

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WALK-OFF WALK!
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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
SOMEBODY BOUGHT A SNOWCONE
/whistle
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It sounds like soft rock from the 1970s.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess Bochy finished his degree at the Dusty Baker school of when to go the bullpen.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/7/1409934/gamethread-iv
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URIBE!!!!!!!!!!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions
Ahhhh-ribe!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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OBI-JUAN!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions
So, it would appear that Eugenio still sucks.
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I didn't need that AB to know that
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hey, rowand still sucks too
imagine that
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no no, you had it right the first time.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.
at least he found it today
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yay rowand :D
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
great scott!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, did this team just score more runs?
Am I dreaming?
Affeldt in line for the win
Cuz he totally deserves it
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Affeldt: way to vulture!
Of course, it’s also possible that the Astros really are this bad
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
i think they are
Giants- best team in baseball IMO
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your San Francisco Giants?
That’d be my guess
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Astro’s announcer: “Really, Edgar?”
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
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