Gamethread 4/7 II
Fresno is weird.
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Brett Myers Sucks Thread!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
.083
There’s that warning track power we all know and love.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions
The Astros announcers are, apparently, making jokes about old tv commercials for traveler’s checks.
(Even the other guy didn’t get it)
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Such lazy photoshopping Natto
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
LOL
Oh, Fresno.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions
What’s a matter with Lee?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions
he's playing the Giants
thus he is destined for FAIL
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
But, PEDRO FELIZ
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Molina’s belly wouldn’t let him get close enough to the wall to catch it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
HUFF!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
HUFF!!!!!!
NICE PICK
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:34 AM PDT reply actions
YEAH AUDREY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Guys, when are we gonna get real and admit that Cain IS it?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
can we sign jeter to an extension through 2017?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe if he can get 20 wins in a season….
by paboperfecto on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Huff daddy with the glove
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Huffy
H Diddy
Eventually just Diddy. Or Hitty?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain, using his defense!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
K/9 IS DOWN
HE MUST BE REGRESSING TO THE MEAN
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Huff!
Man is on a mission, dude.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
WE ARE ALL BATTING
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
HIGH ARIZONA SKY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
+1
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
To be clear
I want him nowhere near our lineup. But I like him.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Well, naturally nowhere near the lineup…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I wasn’t that much of a fan when he was a Giant. So I’m still “meh” on him.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He's Huff the Magic Dragon
He can do anything.
HuffPo 4ever
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Let me just be the first to say that I never doubted John Bowker and that I can’t understand why we ever bothered wasting our time on that penis sucker Nate Schierholtz.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
Hey
I like that penis sucker.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
TWHS?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Opening Day
The Panda will be there guys. Kuip says so.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions
He hasn’t been drinking again has he?
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pasta diving Sandoval
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I DON'T LIKE ALL OF US!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
he is throwing all of us a fastball
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Apparently our team doesn't know his weakness
Sliders low and away…Molina kept calling for FB as well
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions
Brad Mills?
Father of Beau Mills, a white whale of drafts past.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re thinking of Brett Myers
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Not (wasn’t) a partyer(sp?)..
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions
oy
So far, the Astros announcers have called Cain a two-time All Star and said that he was born in Dothan, Illinois.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Just adding to the legend
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
close enough!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
He sees the future
and can’t read state abbreviations.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
that is laughably bad
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Cain spends his time in the offseason training by throwing across the Mississippi River to Jack Taschner.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Isn’t he from… What, Iowa? Tennessee?
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
he was born in alabama, went to highschool in Tennessee
by commodoregiant on Apr 7, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
All in all, two improvements.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Gangpire
or Vampster
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Duh
Tim Lincecum won the Silver Slugger and Benito Santiago won Rookie of the year. Also they were both born in Paris.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
NICE PLAY MATT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Needs more between the legs
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Cain with the poor-man’s Buehrle play. But good enough!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
was that last play
like the Buehrle play? Radio only here.
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
Almost identical
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I called it the “poor-man’s version” above. Same elements, not the same flair or level of difficulty.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
so it wasn't through his legs like a long snapper?
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
OUCH
Is he ok? Nice play though
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions
YOU CAN’T HURT STEEL!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions
Just now chiming in
1) Fuck these double plays
2) WIN AMOK BEAR!!! Wait, I mean BOWKERMANIA!!!
3) Why are these pigfuckers still throwing strikes to Feliz???
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions
WIN AMOK BEAR
Awesome short armed cousin to Pedo Bear
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
i for one hope that matt cain is allright
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions
what happened? did he get hit?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I found this awesome picture of Matt Cain

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I like what he’s done with his hair.
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with sexy pink stripper poof
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
come in late and miss Rowand’s first hit, damn.
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
BONE CHIPS!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions
RENT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions
Rent
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Hey, I like Edgar Renteria now!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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RALLY GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Who is that and what have you done with my Renteria?
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions
OMG I love Panda and Uribe’s handshake
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It is unspeakable awesome.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I need to see this.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Pablo baby!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Yay!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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That’s more like it, Panda
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PANDA!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions
OFFENSE FU
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions
Stream
http://mytvcast.webs.com/apps/videos/videos/show/7983457-giants-vs-astros
[password is “angels”]
now skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.
Rent
Must be paid!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions
All is right again
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Are bone chips like kryptonite?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Multiple hits per inning… I like it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions
YAY PANDA!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions
Roberto Kelly seems like a cool dude
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions
OT
My replacement DS arrived yesterday! Now I can play Pokeymans!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions
whoooo!
we’ll have to share FCs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
btw
my offer of any RSE or RBY starter for your ordeal still stands!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yey!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoo!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Alex Chilton Autobody hit of the game
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
MAGIC
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
AUBREY SPEED
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
AUDREY HORNE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
How on Earth did Panda hit that?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HUFFIN' DOWN THE LINE
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Myers Fail
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
HUFF AND PUFF!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
WHEELZ
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
LOL MEYERS
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Eugenio Huff
Clroom
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
One more time for the working man
The stream:
http://mytvcast.webs.com/apps/videos/videos/show/7983457-giants-vs-astros
[password is “angels”]
now skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.
somebody bring me back to reality, I’m starting to think Sabean knew what he was doing with this offense this offseason.
Thing A
Flem just called DeRosa the perfect hitter…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
Huff protecting Cain!!
You hit one of our pitchers…we hit yours and don’t make an out!
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Sweet "kicks" as the kids say
http://www.individualsole.com/2010/04/07/vans-vault-san-francisco-giants-era-lx/
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
I want em.
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memo to self
trying to simultaneously work, listen to the game, and participate in the gameday thread – does not work
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Good grief.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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bah!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
yay?
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
WTF another double play?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
Productive outs
But damnit what is with all the DPs?
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
GODDAMMIT STOP HITTING INTO DPS, [GIANTS BATTER]
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Now you are a TRUE Giant Mr. DeRosa
Ground attack!
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
This team is going to shatter the record for double plays
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I would guess the Giants already own that record
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
You need enough baserunners to do so
I will happily take that tradeoff.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Too much base-clogging.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Record is 174
set by 1990 red sox:
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/rb_gidp2.shtml
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Fucking Blum.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wow, Bowker is locked in.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DAMN
HIT ME HARDER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions
TWSS
on a Boston corner
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
HIT ME HAAAHHHDAHHHH
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
damn
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions
Smoked it, damn.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions
i will take double plays that score runs
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions
These double plays are killing me softly
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Strummin' the bat with his fingers
Hittin’ soft grounders to short…
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
LOL bases loaded no outs, one run scores.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Lincecum is magic with 3+ runs
If Cain knew how to win he would be too!
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
OMG this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDAYXSqLaE4
Angry Panda is Angry
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Abunai!
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Hehe
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sinkers + hackers = oh boy
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
TELL EVERYBODY WHAT THEY GET, KRUKOW!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOLing forever at Timmy in the snuggie
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
TIM THE ENCHANTER!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
BIRY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions
Cain needs his first K.
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On the bright side, he hasn’t walked anyone yet.
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MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That Lincecum snuggie photo
Needs horns and a beard.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
General comment: resize large images, por favor.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
SUBJECT LINE!!!!
Also, nice picture.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
twHs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
twhwhwhts
(that’s what he wishes he he would have to say)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
TWSS!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
sorry TWHS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey you can't deny they'd be useful at Giants games
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
thank god for subject line
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Looks great, but shopped, yes?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Then you go to hell.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What’s the difference between a Snuggie and a robe?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Snuggie provides access to rear
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
You can take a shit with a snuggie on?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
You can’t with a robe?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Not really.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Use your imagination.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Man you look a little too happy. I’m glad you have the snuggie one.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Cain’s a groundball machine today.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Giant movie poster is giant.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Love giving up hits to the pitcher
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions
LOLorado?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you Free MLB preview
Next step: Giants broadcast instead of, or in addition to, this Astros one. It sure sounds like these boring guys know their season isn’t going to be very fun.
Just setting up the double play.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Good luck with that
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought we are only allowed to hit into them
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Strikes, Matt.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
always makes me LOL
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
What happened to Cains velocity
Didn’t he used to throw 98?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 7, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions
no
his average fastball speed has been in the 92-93 range his whole career, actually
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=4732&position=P#pitchtype
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I wonder why I had it in my head that he threw 98 a few years back.
I blame the interwebs.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 7, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he was being sarcastic
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
early in the season
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
OMGZ
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
SKY IS FALLING
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I read that as “Radioactive Supercamp” and thought boy, my kids are so gonna want to go to that.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
Is it like Fat Camp, so they would want to make you less radioactive or is it like Jesus Camp, so they would want to make you more radio active.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Like a predator circling it's prey.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Aaron Rowand Circles to the Ball

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Shit
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
4-3 now
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah 4-2 in the 5th
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
NEGATIVE RUN FOR BREWERS!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Fangraphs Makes me happy!
“M Olivo Grounded into Double Play”
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
YAY! MATTY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions

proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
Is that Cy?
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I like that Corona commercial
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
BrewCrew coming back
4-3 now
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Can I say that I love that we’re watching the scoreboard 3 games into the season.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, it's the only other game on
and anytime the Rockies or Dildodgers lose, I smile.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions

BLAM! EVEN I CAN MAKE BARRY ZITO GOOD!
/smokebomb
by Definitely Not Brian Sabean on Apr 7, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
rec'd
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I know it's real
but it looks photoshopped
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL he does look like Snape.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
This is amazing and we need a hi-quality photo of The Enchanter in his robes.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 7, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Ten Points
“To Hufflepuff. I mean Puffnstuff. I mean weed, I like to smoke weed.”
by Definitely Not Brian Sabean on Apr 7, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
THE ENCHANTER!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
green like bud.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
/reply_flail
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Reply fail solidarity!
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
where did our shitty Giants go???
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
well, only 3 runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ILLUSIONS!
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Astros broadcast trivia question
Who are the only two pitchers to throw a no-hitter and lead the league in saves?
I know one for sure…
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Eck, I suppose
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't recall Smoltz throwing a no-no
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, thats a shame.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Eck and Rags
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Going with this
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Eck and smoltz
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
…at least, I assume Righetti must’ve lead the league in saves at least once.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
He did
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/righeda01.shtml
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Ray for Gold Glove
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:55 AM PDT reply actions
I think there was one swing and a miss?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
No. But not any really hard hit balls, either
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Man
Uribe swings for the fences on every fuckin’ pitch
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
BTW – still no HD on CSNBA for this game on Directv. Directv blames Comcast. Comcast blames Directv. They can both kiss my ass.
Directv told me to watch the game in HD on EI, but of course it’s blacked out in my area so that I have to watch CSNBA.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
bastards
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
109?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
56 coming into the inning
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Astros announcers are doing POKEMONZ talk
One of them hopes Bumgarner is up soon because he drafted him for his fantasy team.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
i feel like the astros announcers might be talking about their fantasy teams a lot this year
Thing A
these are important things
better than talking about the Astros in real life
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
YES!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Thats mine!
I guess I should get some credit for it
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Ohribe.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Grand Slam time
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
deep left is nonexistent in houston
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
THe Boxes only cover about 1/2 the LF wall. Next to them it can get deep.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I just noticed Rowand got a hit.
…the dream of an 0-season has ended.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 7, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions
What ump?
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
ffffff sorry I forgot about the subject please don't berate me
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
:/
That last strike didn’t look like that hit the corner
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Brewers down 3-4
Fielder up, 2 outs, runner on 3rd
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Come on Brewskies.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
C’mon, Brewers.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
bah
groundout
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Weak grounder to end the inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
and a weak groundout to second
fuck you, prince
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
OT
What’s for lunch?
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions
Cereal.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Pita bread, black bean hummus, string cheese
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
to be determined
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Coffee, hazelnut creamer, milk and hershey's syrup
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
French food at The Butler and the Chef in South Park (right near the phone)
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Toorkey samich. And an iced mocha, I think.
Protip: Java Supreme at 19th / Guerrero. Great food. Cheap. Super friendly.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 7, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ham sandwich. Smoked Gouda, mustard.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Considering the addition of bacon.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Maybe some asparagus on the side.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Aw man.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Oh Pablo that was bad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
Aw, Pablo. :/
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
First base is open!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
BORK
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
GERENORK
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Is Chuck Knoblauch our new infield coach?
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
MATT
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions
STFD LEE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GTFO!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions
Grab some pine, MEAT!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions
Kain

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Is that really his first K?
no big pokemonz numbers…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It was.
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Is it true there will be a Lucy bobblehead give away this season?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
appears so

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet.
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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I was kinda hoping the Willie Mays “The Catch” bobblehead would be in black and white…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
RACIST!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Gaaah.
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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Argh.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions
Aw!
But still no earned runs.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Matt Cain
Gives up runz. Worse than Zito. Third starter.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
FU Pedro
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU
(liz)
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
un-earned?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
ERA still at zero!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
On you, Pablo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t Giants pitchers know not to throw Feliz strikes?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 7, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions
Feliz
Is like 40 feet off the bag, pick his ass off.
I would rather not
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
GTFO!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions
STFD KEPPINGER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Damage: Limited
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions
56
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Rent! Get it done with one out!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions
Hi, my name is Josh, and I like Matt Cain.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Alright Panda
A dinger here will make up for that Yee6
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Asian error
Oxymoron?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that what the kids are calling errors these days?
by Uncle Russel on Apr 7, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
From UD-
DA ILLETS CITIES IN DA WHOLE DAMN WORLD!!! OaKtOwN, HaYStaCk, FrIsco, SaN JoSe. U KNOW!!!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Top o' the Order to Ya
Rally gar!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
KKain


I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I had to make a quick trip to the restroom.
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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Was it restful?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I have to say that I’m relieved.
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You mean you aren't already posting from the bathroom.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
you know what would make for good gameday images of some sort?
Calvinball!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

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woohoo
I just got the Calvin & Hobbes omnibus edition. I’m reading it with newfound appreciation, too, because my son is going to be exactly like Calvin in about three years. Except for the blond hair.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I still need to get that.
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My five year old and seven year old read these all the time.
by paboperfecto on Apr 7, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
What are the odds of you hooking the mcc up with a giants wallpaper?
by russian.tank on Apr 7, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve made a couple in the past.
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Here's one
http://n8dawg.deviantart.com/art/shichinin-no-kyojin-81903421
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Double plays and errors and fat pitches to Petey Feliz
Stop that.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions
Stop swinging at the low and away slider dude
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
He fowled that off?
Rowand must be DIALED IN.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Of all the things to complain about on this team, Panda vs. Pedro Feliz would be one of the last I’d think of…
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
RENT?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions
BONE CHIPS!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions
So, Renteria’s probably not going to hit .667 all season. Just going out on a limb here.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
NEGATIVITY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Anyone have any guac for these bone chips?
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions
RENT

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Pick up that option!
so i don’t need a new kid.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
PANDOUBLE!
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PABLO!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions
Makeup hit!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA SPEEEEEEEEEED!!!!
VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions
more from Astros announcers
Roy Halladay is without a doubt the best pitcher in the L and will probably win 25 games.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions
Hehe
Panda slide!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
But run out of the box already.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
kung fu hustle!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions
Could have had a little more hustle.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
If Audrey gets a hit here, I will love him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
you are a giant lover
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
/wished Bowker was up right here
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions
*wishes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Give it another 2HR
And Bowker will be hitting cleanup
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Panda!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions
shift-a ... playing catchup
BOWKER!
GIDP non-RBI :(
Fleas!?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Does Mark have a nickname yet?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
[insert nickname here]
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol, not Rosie please.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Whole lotta Rosie!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I keep thinking of him as Marky Mark.
Also, back in the 90s when the Giants had tons of players named Mark – Lewis, Gardner, Leiter, Carreon, Leonard, etc. – I used to call all of them Mighty Mark.
But that’s just me.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Gimli?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
BOWK IT BOWKER
Oh, wait, DeRosa is hitting fifth. Uh…..DeRam in, DeRosa!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
AUBREY HUFF
RBI MACHINE!!!!
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions
Where the Funky Bunch has failed
Marky Mark will succeed!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Who hasn't ground into a DP on this team?
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions
VELEZ!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i am displeased that huff did not do something productive there
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon, Bowker.
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I want to see him hit this inning, that is.
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Calling balls strike now?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Well poop.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
22GIGANTES WAS WRONG!!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Failure.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sigh.
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The true Giants way!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions
Brewers with men on first and third with no out.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
no outs, nobody out.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
4-4!
Rocks and Brews tied!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
and……….Cook is gone
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats good.
Because they are not the Giants, they will actualyl score some runs.
by russian.tank on Apr 7, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants are making a mockery of the run expectancy tables.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
10 hits, 3 runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ffffffffff
Oh. THOSE San Francisco Giants.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
So I see Renteria is good again.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
And I see he has an club option this year.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
If he’s good, why not?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Because he’s been good for three days so far, for one thing.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Well, let’s wait until August at least before we make any decisions.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Are you saying that it wouldn’t have been a good idea to give Mike Benjamin a big-money deal back in 1995 (or whenever it was)!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Just what I want to see in the morning...
Peyton freaking manning on my cereal box
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions
Careful
don’t choke while eating that cereal.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
i should be disappointed
but this is to be expected
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions
Brewers-Rockies Tied
Sac fly
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
BREW CREW TIE IT UP!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions
Sharks playoff commercials should say
LIMITED TIME ONLY OFFER!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions
SWING HARDER, BRETT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker looks good in RF
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He does!
I’m kind of delighted.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions
THEY LOVE THROWING TO MOLINA
THEY LOVE THROWING TO WHITESIDE
LOL POSEY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GTFO!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
KKKain



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I’m sure its been said a lot before, but I really enjoy this new edition Natto
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
not his fault, its where he grew up
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
STEREOTYPE
Just ‘cause he’s from Alabam doesn’t mean he’s a Klansman!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Matty dealin'
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions
3 up, 3 down!
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anyone going to the home opener?
speaking of…I’ve been trying to get tickets, but obviously they’ve been sold out. So whats the deal with the standing room only tickets? that’s all I want
You stand. If you find an empty seat, you sit in it until someone tells you to get up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You should sneak to better seats!
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SWOOP!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
they are obviously not gonna sell out
of these six packs, so i wonder if/when they are gonna release the single games for OD
I went to the 18-inning game in 2001 on an SRO ticket
I, uh, found a seat by the end of it.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
GOOD INNING, CAIN!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions
That was fast
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
That's what... nah.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Not on my screen, but I think you’re right, you do win.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Brews up 5-4
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SUCK IT DINGER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Series recurring theme:
Massive leadoff hitter fail.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions
Also, Brewers lead.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yo
fuck the rockies
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Shizzle
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fo rizzle dizzle
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Jody and Aubrey
Interesting names of athletic men.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
LOUD OUTS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions
Rockies Suck!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
At least Bowker is making good contact.
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3 pitches, 2 outs
They’re back!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Is it more fun watching games with constant negativity?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
ah, the give-and-take of MCC
Person A: Negative comment!
cheno: Negative comment about people making negative comments!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I just don’t get how the team can be on their way to being 3-0 with every player but Rowand looking noticeably better at the plate and still be bitter.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
NOT REAL FANS!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
HATERZ!!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhh...
’Stros still have 12 more outs and only trail by two. The Giants will not score any more runzz… 2 outs on 3 pitches, failed scoring chances with RISP, less than two outs and the Giants have 3 runs to show for it. This is what last year was all about. To see the same stuff repeat itself causes the same reactions to repeat.
your premise is faulty
Sandoval isn’t looking noticeably better.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Pablo wasn’t a legitimate concern before the season.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
But there was a Dodger fan who came on MCC in the Sandoval prediction thread who said he was going to regress because he swings too much!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
but to be sincere for just a moment
I wasn’t actually freaking out about the state of the offense because of two at-bats. Especially when one of them was by one of my favorite Giants. That was an example of the phenomenon called sarcasm.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Are we supposed to ignore the bad things? 2 outs in 3 pitches is not a good thing.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
ON PACE!
But seriously, has that ever happened?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Maybe during the dead ball era
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m fairly certain thats a statistical impossibility
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
shhhhh
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
TIMELY HITTING
falacy
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Eh
Their offense is atrocious, but the the pitchers we’ve faced have not been terrible. Oswalt, Wandy, and Myers are all legit big league pitchers.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
its all about Whiteside now
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Looked like that one hit him in the naughty place.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OK.....that hurt just watching
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions
Towelie's voice is gonna be a little higher
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions
BALLS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions
ELI TAKES PITCHES!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions
OT Pokemonz:
So in Fantasy Harder I am playing against Pie is unrated. And his team has 19 rbis already. The next closest in the league is 13 then 11. My team has 7 :(
Its also only day 4 of the season.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
My team has a 1.500 ops
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP!@
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
Best AB of the inning from Eli Whiteside?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
BB!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
yup
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
WALK???
Where did my Giants go?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Cain bomb
Swing for the fences short porch
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Yeah Eli!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
The Forbidden Result!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
cain going bombo right here
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
Good for Eli
at least we don’t have pitcher leading off
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
At least we got Cain’s AB out of the way, so that the next inning can start with our leadoff hitt….. wait, nevermind.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I’ll assume that since your reply was in all-caps, that its tone was meant to be a sarcastic one.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY WOULD ALL CAPS INDICATE SARCASM I DON’T GET IT
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
/ground out to short
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Meyers should be done
Bullpen game for the Astros
Yes, Brewers announcers, we are inching our way toward spring. Because the equinox was over two weeks ago.
Thing C
was just looking at the same thing
Cain munchs innings. omnomnom
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Kaz Matsui’s facial hair is not what I would describe as awesome.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Anti-Awesome
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Were he to kiss Lincecum, he’d explode.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I know I would. The cleanup would be considerable.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i cringed then LOL’d
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Feed the K beast.
It hungers…
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
NomNomNom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions
GTFO!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions
STFD KAZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
serious. Hunter Pence = young Craig Counsel. Not a looker.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Kuip is right
Pence has the crazy eyes.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
CRAZY EYES
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
The Giant’s lack of plate discipline is some contagious plague?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
dealin'
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions
How many pitches was that?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
'Nother 9-pitch inning.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
75 pitches through 6
He probably works part time at a casino because he’s dealing.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/7/1409871/gameday-thread-3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
At the risk of jinxing
Could cainer be the first CG this season?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
jinx
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
RENT MONEY!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions
Brad Mills makes a call to the bullpen

Doesn’t he look like a Nazi?
Like my diamonds? The Devil himself gave them to me...
TWSS
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he's hungry..
Feed the panda!
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
why won't facebook take my keyboard input anymore?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
confusing reply, but rec’d
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
so you’re a chick?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants trying really hard to not score any more runs
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
never thought i’d say this, but Rentawreck’s looking really good.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

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