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Hmm. That won't do. Too obvious. I'll help out.

Much more memorable.
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I hope the San Francisco Giants win this game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Brian Wilson has gotten me two saves for my Pokemanz team!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Brian Wilson is my boy
I love him
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I’ve gone from hating Brian to thinking he’s the cat’s pajamas in two years! Funny how a guy actually fixing his weaknesses as a player instead of resting on his BIG SAVES NUMBERS can do that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He seemed like a diamond in the rough when I adopted him
I was not near the top of the draft. I lucked out. Not much too defend these days. I hope he gets that Rolaids or Antacids or whatever closer trophy it is, so I can put it on my mantle.
Mental note: need to get a mantle.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Not sure you want this in your house

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Bah
I will roll up that mantle in my katamari
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I live in a Katamari world where everything is slightly bigger than me.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I live in a Mario world where there is a star JUST out of reach
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
Yes.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
But where is Barry gonna be?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
I thought it was the Kaopectate Reliever of the Year award.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
omg my fantasy team, called ‘let me tell you about this crazy dream i had,’ is totally in first place!
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 7, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I had this dream where my mom kept telling me that I had to save the baby, and she was there dressed as the virgin Mary and then a white dove flew in.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
WTF, 11 AM game?
EAST COAST BIAS
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Whoa, glad I read this comment. I woulda spaced out til noon.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU, MURRAY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 9:16 AM PDT reply actions
Bah…not going to be able to follow this much today. =/
SCORE MORE RUNS THAN THE OTHER GUYS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 9:18 AM PDT reply actions
personally i believe that the team with the highest batting average will prevail. runs are overrated.
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 7, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I personally believe that the team with the least balks will prevail.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
i predict that the team with the highest grammar will win
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
highest pitcher
worked for us opening day
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
fewer
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 7, 2010 10:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
SAN FANCISCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Only 52 hours until baseball will be played by the bay...
If anyone’s interested in a beer before the home opener, swing by Petes Tavern. I’ll be celebrating baseball (and the fact that I won’t be at work).
And I think it’s 52 hours. Someone please check my math.
Please tell me we have moved past the dark ages of post hoc ergo propter hoc.
OT: Breakfast!
Bacon and eggs! Why change perfection?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
saturdated fat and cholesterol?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Enjoy your tofu steak, hippy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ew...
I was face deep in a plate o’ easter eggs as I posted that
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Good news!
Dietary cholesterol doesn’t lead to arterial cholesterol.
However, foods high in cholesterol are very often also high in saturated fats, which do lead to arterial cholesterol.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
He’s not a real doctor, but he plays one on USENET.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Even though I eat meat
I chose to have tempeh fakin’ bacon this morning, fried in veg shortening. It was not bad.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
‘why mess with success’ would have been a better choice.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Theraflu and Coffee
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Muffin, coffee and a handful of pills
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
mmm, pills.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
what flavor?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Flavor of what? The muffin? Blueberry.
The pills? 3 Coreg and 1 Plavix
Coffee? Columbian.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
BTW, if anyone here takes LOVAZA
I can tell you how to make the generic version. It’s just biodiesel made from fish oil and put in 1 gram pills. Seriously.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Do you have to take 3 of those heart pills daily?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
6 Coreg daily
That is just my AM dose. My evening pills are:
3 Coreg
1 Simvastatin
1 Coumadin
1 low dose aspirin
1 Niaspan
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you have to pay anything out of pocket for the pills? PPO?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
10 bucks for each script except the Plavix. That is 20 bucks.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
LOLOLD
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Yes =/
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
On the plus side
We can now refer to you as “Lars the Wise” or “Lars the Grey”
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Whoops
Didn’t realize you capitalize your The.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
LARS LINKED TO GRM!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I SAW HER AT HOOTERS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
GRM A GIRL?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don’t think “wise” would work. “The Grey” would definitely be applicable!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I support this breakfast choice
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 7, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Apple Cinnamon Cheerios FTW!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Two breakfasts
Before departing the apartment:
Fried egg, andouille sausage, spinach and pepper jack cheese on a bagel
In the office
Oatmeal with flax, maple syrup, raisins
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
by j14 on Apr 7, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Kashi GO LEAN hot cereal with stevia and coffee from the Dominican Republic!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Starbucks for now
will re-evaluate later
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
mashed potatoes and gravy.
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
This thing where our starting pitchers don’t give up any runs is good. We should do more of that.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
I don’t know why everyone doesn’t try it
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
LOLineup
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF DeRosa
RF Bowker
2B Uribe
C Whiteside
P Cain
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
LOL WHITESIDE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SCIENCE
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It has been 3 days since the GM has declared Molina is better than Posey.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
He had Timmy do it...and he should be ashamed of himself
Apparently Lincecum’s pennance for his little issue in the offseason was defending Bengie in the papers yesterday.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude hits grand slams and catches no hitters
Hopefully Matt Cain has learned how to win
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Needs Moar VROOOOM
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
The buttpee will come
Patience
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Mark DeRosa
Doing wonders for my fantasy team
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
That’s right, day game after night game = no Bengie.
Also why Bowker can be trusted to hit 6th.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
John Bowker is our starting right fielder. He earned it with a strong spring.
/starts Torres
/Bochy
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Night Game Followed by Day Game
Orange Catcher needs food badly!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bengie Molina is a swell guy!
/something positive
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 AM PDT reply actions
Little early to be sitting out games eh Big money?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
fat takes longer to recover than muscle
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
CHINK IN HIS ARMOR!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
RACIST!!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Aaron Rowand
will go 5-5 today.
But will also get CS, thrown out twice trying to leg out a double, retired on a Renteria GIDP, and end the inning with Whiteside thrown out trying to score from 2nd….
Don’t forget a few throws to the wrong base.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Of course he will. I DFA’s his ass last night. So now he should go on a tear.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I hope we tee off on Brett Myers, seriously.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Have you seen his media day pic? He looks like a douche!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Have you seen his criminal record?
He is a douche
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Is this the guy who threatened to fight a reporter?
Then pussed out because the reporter is also active in MMA?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
I thought that was Uwe Boll
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
No,he’s the guy who screamed at a reporter in 2007 and called him a retard after Myers blew a game in the ninth.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Wife Beater
Douche is too high up for him, more like douche bag and he needs to be thrown away.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I second the motion
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 7, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
That guy ios the biggest douche. He always complained about being a closer, then complained about being a starter then complained about Hamels comments.
He also punched his wife.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
All the more reason he should be lit up today like a christmas tree
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
This is the face of a douche

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Needs more backwards hat.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 7, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
How did you...
get a video of 22gigantes? I guess he was trolling the Red Sox game too.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Good thing this thread is an hour and a half earlier then the game…
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Cool. Something to do at work that is not work.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 9:32 AM PDT reply actions
Just go back to working on your fibonacci squares
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
How did you hide a camera in my cubicle?!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Cool. Something to do.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm sure he's..
..just working until his “winning the lotto” strategy finally pays off.
At least that’s what I’m doing.
Please tell me we have moved past the dark ages of post hoc ergo propter hoc.
My compensation is so good that I don’t need to win the lottery….
/yea right
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm in New Mexico
It’s not fair that I have to wait an hour more than you guys for the game to start.
??
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
It was funny when I thought it....
because see…the game starts at 12:05 my time…an hour later than in California…
I was thinking backwards for some reason! I get it.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
You can think backwards?
That is AWESOME!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
etironki
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I’m in New Mexico and I’m not in this time black hole
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, good thing I was not on last night to see the 22gigantes shit storm.Good riddance to him and thank you mods.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Oh is he banned for good?
sweet, thanks
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Did he get the banhammer? I didn’t even bother clicking that fanpost.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
The mods changed the poll, so it’s kinda humorous now.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 7, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s a limericks post now!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol.
Also, 22Gigantes is a giant douche
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I must have missed the boat on him, what did he do?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
It was more then just that fan post. That guy has been coming on the site for a couple months just bashing the site and everyone that is on here.
He came on the post game thread opening day and tried to get into it with a few of us, then posted that crap.
Then entire time just trying to boost hits to his own blog (which I still have never visited)
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Yeah, this was just the time he got a bit too desperate for attention.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Apparently you missed the memo
McCovey Chronicles is filled with haters.
His site is filled with douche.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone else posted this before?
From the “About” section of 22gigantes’ website:
Guidelines for posting
I do allow posts to go up instantly. Please don’t make me have to start screening posts by being a jerk. Trolling, flaming, or baiting others won’t be tolerated. It’s easy to get emotional when talking about the Giants (and, especially, when talking about the Dodgers), but inflammatory statements will not be tolerated.
This is not a signature.
hahahahaha
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Is he talking to himself?
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps he could use some help from this guy

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Maybe he’s taking his never-nude issues out on us.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/6/1359602/mccovey-chronicles-fans-cant-stand
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/7/1409091/lurkers-unite-not-all-giants-fans
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406422/post-game-thread#33920108
LOL he made a fanshot awhile ago where he spelled Bengie’s name wrong. SOME FAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
For some reason
It cracks me up that it’s name is Holmes, yo
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Steve Holmes!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I will miss Steve Holt.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Now, we’ll never experience what true Giants Fandom is all about.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
SUBJECT LINE

I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 13 recs
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
it’s all true!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
We jsut better hope that 22gigantes isn’t Pontius Pilate
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
oh god
did he seriously make that?
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Your sleuthing skills are second to none.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
No can see at work
What is it?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Grant’s Charlie Brown icon with three people bowing to him saying:
“I want to be a MCC moderator”
“So bad I can taste it”
“TWSS!”
Apparently he made it, because he’s linking it from his profile.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I honestly thought it was just howie being entertaining. That it is, instead, that guy being intentionally unintentionally hilarious is far more satisfying.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yes
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm kind of in awe of the troll now
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Heh...the stupid is strong in that one
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Makes it even better now.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Ancient Hieroglyph found by 22giangtes predicting the arrival of Grant.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Home Opener...who's goin?
So who’s going Friday? Ill be in section 114 hopefully drunk by the Fourth Inning
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406910/opening-series-roll-call#comments
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I'll be there
Then at Public House for my birthday party. Stop by if’n you want. I’ll be the guy in the Giants hat. Er… the fat guy in the Giants hat. Er… the fat guy in the Giants hat drinking beer.
Hrm, this may be harder than I anticipated.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL ’STROS too lazy (or ashamed?) to type out their own lineup. Also, the roof is closed today.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
That’s a little harsh to label Bourn a loser just because he does not have a hit yet.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Nope.
I haven’t seen a newspaper in 5 years.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Same slop, different day
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s like 3AM my time and I have to get my eyes examined in like 6 hours so I’m going to bed.
But here’s something positive!

Get em Cainer
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
So you’re in, what, Korea or something? Just curious.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I thionk he might be in Aussyland.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Needs more Zambrano looking embarrassed

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate Joba Chamberlain just a tad more
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
But..
I hate Aaron Rowand the most.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude is Gatoradist.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
more of him looking embarassed? Their season opener!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
His on my Pokemonz team :/
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
And Lester :/
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL U
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
My team is leading or close to leading in all the batting catagories but last or close to last in all the baserunning/pitching catagories!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
You are the anti-Giants
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
ALSO MINE
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Mine aswell
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
His ERA is higher than Courtney Love
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Curt Cobain is not amused.

Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Also dead.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
don’t hate on my dated references!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude…he was my friend’s cousin. Knock it off.
by paboperfecto on Apr 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
If it was the 1990’s maybe, but 2010. Nuh uh.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
U DED DAWG
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I just watched Doug Davis spit five times… Why do ballplayers do that?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Because 4 is not enough and 6 is too many.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I played through high school
and spit 32 times a game…cuz I knew I’d never get a shot to spit at the big league level
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
POKERMANZ!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Well, that killed some time
Only 1 more hour to go
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 AM PDT reply actions
What the hell did I do with myself before Monday?
It seems like ages ago
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you really want us to answer that question?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Drank and cried yourself to sleep?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
+1
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
He is stepping right towards you while throwing to a target that is off the left of the image.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I congratulated him on the 5th rotation spot at FanFest
right now he;s thinking “that asshole…”
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Its your fault he lost velocity!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
sorry i am not jason heyward!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I BLAME YOU
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
BOYISHLY HANDSOME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
still not as bad as self-inflicted zito shots
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe MadBum should get a cat.
Or a platypus, either one would be good for pictures.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I’d hit it…
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
HE HAS BABY FAT!!!!!!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Getaway day game, going for the series sweep on the road, Matt Cain pitching….

This is not a signature.
Hey, that looks way too much like my dumb cat

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
The A’s kinda screwed the pooch on that Holliday trade, didn’t they?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
They ended up (indirectly) getting Michael Taylor out of it
he should be pretty good
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
But to get Taylor
They gave up Gonzalez, Street and Smith – all of whom are starting for the Rox except of course Street is out right now. Also, they paid half of Holliday’s salary too in 2009 and I can’t even remember who came from STL besides Wallace.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, you are over thinking it.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s my motto – Overthink different.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Overthink out of the box?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's roll

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
What is that...
The stats section of one Sabean’s scouting reports?
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
at home sick. Hopefully Matt can make me feel better.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions
Matt will send you a copy of the Notebook shortly
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I laughed at the end of that sucker.
/slapped by fiance.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate Doug Davis almost as much as I hate the Rockies.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Doug Davis might not get out of the first
bases juiced, no one out
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Brewers already on the phone…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
DAVIS
THROW THE DAMN BALL
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I hate him.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
How many hours is it taking him to throw a pitch? Umps should call the dealy of game on him.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of delay of game...
Time of game for first two games of Yankees/Red Sox series (both 9 innings)….
3:46
3:48
This is not a signature.
I dont think The red sox and yankess have played a game against each other that ever went less than 3:30
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel like
Ken Macha should have played the penguin instead of Danny DeVito…
or he’ll play dick cheney in the sequel to W
Where's Perry?
The second one
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Anybody know when the MLB Extra Innings free preview ends on DirecTV?
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions
I believe Sunday is the last day
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh ok awesome, I will be able to watch some of the home opening series.
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Dan Dibley's key to the game
Get Aaron Rowand involved and hitting somehow.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Did he have suggestions on how to possibly do this?
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL SHIFT-A
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

SORRY I’M LATE, I WAS AT THE DENTIST!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions 11 recs
LATE? UNACCEPTABLE!!!! Also Yay panda slide!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
You ignored my cane suggestion.
But good nonetheless.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I HAVE TWO THROBBING TEETH GIMME A BREAK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
We kid we kid, we love you!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
DUBYA!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Teh Zito Stare of Death
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Creepy Zito self pic is creepy
and Bobby Hill?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that Porkins hiding back there?
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
GEORGE!
DON’T DO IT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
What are the odds...
Kuip’s been drinking in that shot?
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude
Who is the dude in the yellow hat next to the Krazy Krab?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I can see Porkins.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I CAN SEE PORKINS FROM MY PORCH!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
SUBJECT LINE
/shift-A
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions
Rockies look pretty damn solid.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
NO!
They’re the worst team in baseball, goddammit!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, why can’t they be a viscous fluid this year?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Or even a colloid!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
UNPOSSIBLE
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Blasphemy!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck them and the purple dinosaur they rode in on
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
CarGon
The answer to the greatest riddle of all-time.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
What does a stupid nickname look like?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Will someone end the epidemic of nicknames just being shortened version of the person’s name
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah!
Let’s go back to the days of giving people nicknames based upon their deformities/ethnicity/handicaps!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sounds like someone had a nickname they didn’t like growing up
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I was called ALew. I agree with you that it’s pretty lame.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I thought they called him CarGo
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
What I say when I park my car in West Philly?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
CAR BURN
also, I burned your car.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
CarGon
Take me away!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, where's my car?
Where’s your car, dude?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
And...
Your mother looks pretty hot, but we don’t bring that up.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
bruce bochy show
im falling back asleep
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
YAY MIL!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions
SUBJECT LINE
LOL WHITESIDES!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions
He will hit a grand slam and show you!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I just want to say that Matt Motherfucking Cain is going to dominate the Astros today.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 7, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions
I thought those were a joke! I had no idea they are an actual grocery store
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel the Houston offense scores a bit today, i think our offense is going to have to carry us if we want the win. Nothing against Matt Cain, I just feel after scoring 2 runs over 2 games off Mehdders, they are poised to get loud.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
I am close to agreeing here. Whiteside and Rowand (and, to a lesser degree, Renteria) are a Giant vortex of out.
I think Rowand will have a good game. I mean, he’s got to have one sometime right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Evidence?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Every third game in every third year, Rowand dominates.
SCIENCE!
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
He biked to Dallas and back overnight
Them calves are ready for some semi-squatin’!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Every Third season he starts hitting in the the third game/.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Eli will show all you HATERZ!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate Bengie! Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I am torn.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
TWSS
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
/stands for national anthem
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions
/flyover
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
/police cuff attention-starved parachutist
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
/removes headphones
/can no longer hear national anthem
/isn’t sure if it’s safe to sit down yet
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
put your cap back over your heart, dammit!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
not as awkward as yesterdays
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
do tell
Did the singer accidentally fart loud enough for the mic to pick up?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
LOL
not THAT awkward, it just wasnt as good. too much opera for me.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Aw c'mon Braun gotta make that catch!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions
Can of Corn was right. No HD SF feed on Directv today.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions
Okay, I think these Twilight Zone/Chase commercial are going to MAKE THE PHONES RING MAKE THE PHONES RING this year. I’m already getting annoyed (and I even like that ATM feature).
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
the what?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
/busts out the broom
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
That's my boy!
haterz be hatin!
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you work in a non blackout area
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Hells yeah. And it’s one upside of working in a non-blackout area.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
ughh no CSN BA feed on free preview of MLB Extra Innings....
stuck with Astros’ announcers
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions
nevermind it took a minute to catch up
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
ch 721
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah it kept giving me a channel not purchased message until a minute ago
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
If you haven’t yet, purchasing Extra Innings is definitely worth it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
WHY??
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
First time seeing Magic/6 pack commercial
Wow was the weird
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions
SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Be honest
Who doesn’t like a six pack and baseball on a Wednesday afternoon?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
touche
do want
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I was sorting laundry and had my back to the TV. Who said “I like six packs!” That cracked me up.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Of course, swing at the first pitch
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
STRIKE ONE ROWNAD SUCKS!
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Rownads!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
First pitcvh
Rowand swings and misses
0-1
Awesome start Rownads
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GREAT SCOTT!
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Basehit, Scott?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
22gigantes:
AT&T Park is turning ten years old this month and the Giants are going all out to celebrate — can you say $6 million? And that doesn’t even include the cake.
That’s what the team is facing in a lawsuit by Chad Mello, an admitted McCovey Chronicles worshipper, who injured his left knee and ankle in 2008 on the famous Coca-Cola bottle slide at the San Francisco Giants’ waterfront ballpark. Mello wants the Giants (in other words, us ticket-buying fans) to cut him a check large enough to buy out Juan Uribe and Aubrey Huff.
Grant I blame YOU! You should keep a watchful eye over your minions!
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HE DOES NOT REPRESENT US
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yello?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
quite rightly
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
eeeeeelectric banana
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s just trying for the gold standard.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I would have to consider that slander
Someone get the Mayor on the phone
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
SCOTT!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DAN DIBLEY WUZ RITE
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HES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions
scottyboy!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
First hit for Rowand!!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions
Why would you ever throw down and in to Rowand?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rowand
I have an average!
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SUCK IT BRET MYERS!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
ED THE RALLY GAR!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WTF
tablesetters?
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And Panda Hasn't
Me = Deeply conflicted
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Lets keep it going against this asshole
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions
BONE CHIPS!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions
what is offense?
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
4-6-3
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Oh, Pablo. :(
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that sounds familiar
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions
EFFING CHRIST!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions
UGHHH
Hackoval shows up
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT PABLO
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions
When did the Astros get asshole Brett Myers?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions
When Ed Wade took credit for the Phillies WS win.
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
It caused some handwringing over the offseason, because the AStros like to think fo themselves as a Good Christian team.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That's the rockies
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
The Astros too
Actually, a year or so ago, they released a player for being involved in a domestic violence situation. But that didn’t stop them from signing Myers.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
WWJD?
Apparently he’d knock some sense into Mary Magdelene (too soon?)
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Some dude
wrote an article about how baseball needs more guys like Brett Myers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
More guys who beat up on women?
Nobel Prize, right now.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I want to go punch that guy.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t “Good Christian” redundant?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
bad satanist
apathetic atheist
super relaxed buddhist
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Err, do you mean “apathetic agnostic,” maybe? “Apathetic atheist” doesn’t really make any sense at all.
As an agnostic myself, I’d say “apathetic agnostic” is still a misrepresentation – but that’s another conversation.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
As an apathetic agnostic, I disagree.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, it’s not an oxymoron or anything, but being agnostic doesn’t make you apathetic.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Did anyone say it did? All apathetic agnostics are agnostics but not all agnostics are apathetic agnostics. It’s a subsection of agnosticism that means "I don’t know if God exists, and I don’t think the question is worth exploring for whatever reason (usually, it doesn’t seem like God – if He exists – has any measurable effect on us as humans).
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The context of the question and answer allowed us to assume tha is what he meant
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, the original premise was modifying religious terms by adjectives in a redundant way. Super-relaxed Buddhist, etc.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
this
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
A seedy used car salesman who didn’t want to let us have a mechanic take a look at a car told my wife and I, “This is a Christian dealership” yesterday. whee.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Hey, I’m getting a new car today too!
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
So did you buy one (a Christian that is)?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
No, but we did buy a Japanese.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Do you have to buy a driver’s license now?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Something like that.
Incidentally: they don’t have DMVs in Florida. They have DHSMV. Complicated!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
PA- has PennDOT
NH- had a DOS
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
/facepalm
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions
we all were.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn it panda!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions
And also probably some people on this GDT
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
you and bruce bochy should meet
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
At least it means we get on base.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, this game is on tv here for some reason!
Unfortunately, it’s the Astros broadcast.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
But at least I don’t have to wrestle with mlb.tv and its unwillingness to work for me. So yay.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
it keeps telling me i have to update nexdef even though i’ve downloaded it 4 times. That and I’m in the blackout region…in Tennessee
by commodoregiant on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Good to know it's not just me.
Find any solutions for it?
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Huff’s having a good AB
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m really liking his ABs
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Seems inefficient
too many pitches, not enough balls in play.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Anal fissures again?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
No, that’s 22gigantes.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
well played sir
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
DEUCES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions
3-2
Shake em
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
The catcher looks pretty small behind Huff.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Or I'm mentally comparing him to Bengie.
Either way.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
That was disappointing.
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Well, at least he made him throw a ton of pitches.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
As opposed to the first pitch grounding into a double play.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Getting Myers out of society could be a good thing.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Dang
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
bah
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions
THAT HALF INNING DID NOT GO WELL!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions
We can still tie this inning!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Double plays are the new Giants offense fail. :(
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Nah, they’ve been an integral part of their offense for years.
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Well, at least he had to work there.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions
18 pitch inning!
Also, Brett Myers’ photo on Gameday makes him look like a douche-y pirate.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
much better than it used to be
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
550+ comments after half an inning?
“We’re gonna need a bigger Gameday Thread.”

This is not a signature.
What is up with the GIDP's this year reminds me of 04
time to shuffle the lineup a little bit…..
also Really Bochy/Molina…i’m all for days off but 2 days into the season he is sitting for Eli?
I like not having Bengie in the Cleanup hole
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Let’s go Cainer.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions
Whiteguy behind the plate?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions
Mr. Whiteside
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Open up my eager eyes
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He’s coming out of the batting cage and he’s doing just fine. Gotta gotta be down in the squat because he wants it all.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
WHITE
SIDES
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Man, I’m glad I’m not an Astros fan. What a terrible team they’ve become.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
The people at Crawfish Boxes seem depressed already :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If you lived in Houston and this was your favorite team? Wouldn’t you be depressed? I would
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Also the Texans
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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Was looking at their 40 man roster the other day and I was surprised at how crappy they are.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn though
It is nice to have a 1B who can actually work a count.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Matt’s fastball command looked real good that AB
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
tiny zone is tiny
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions
Wow, if Krukow is right and Whiteside is in the lineup today because he once hit a Grand Slam in Houston, I absolutely give up.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Excellent use of gravity
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
BONE CHIPS DAMMIT.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Nice throw, Rent
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions
and he was safe. yikes
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
nope
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Alright fair enough
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Hufftastic!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
RENT WILL FIELD 27 GROUND BALLS TODAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions
6-3
x3 = 9 pitch inning
FREAKY
/tinfoil hat
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
I LOL'd
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Rent playing for that option!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
THE HOT ARIZONA AIR MADE HUFF A BAD FIELDER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that was the 3rd best inning AT BEST!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions
WTF PABLO, with your .250 BA
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
SSS
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Everything about the dude is crazy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
The way he throws
Is ridiculous
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
LOL Empty Stadium
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Do we have a nickname for DeRosa yet?
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
i like this one!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I've been going with DeRo
But that’s just for brevity’s sake, not because it’s good.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Captain OBP?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
It is very windy today.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
MARK!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions
[INSERT NICKNAME HERE!]
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Thinking the same thing. There are no good ones yet.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
shhhhhh
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
mornin' guys :D dang, stuck in school during giants game.. how sucky :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Don’t go to school
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
i manipulated my class schedule
around the giants
i am only missing one game the rest of the year because of class
I have a meteorology exam this afternoon. Studying/doing laundry while watching this one.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m finding myself mentally referring to Mark DeRosa as Marky Mark.
Does that make Aubrey Huff the Funky Bunch? Maybe.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Now that is a nickname
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Hit into another double play. I dare you
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions
Man, J.R. Towles may be the whitest man alive.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
uhhhhhhhhhhh
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
BOWKERMANIIAAAAAAAAAAA
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
BOWK'D IT!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
DIRTBAG POWER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!!!
YESSSSSS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
yes
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Bow chicka bow wow!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
BOWKERMANIA
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
BOWKERMANIAAAA!!!!!!!!!! RUNNING WILD!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
BOWKERMANIA!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
BOWKERMANIA! I missed it because of my stupid laundry.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
NO SUBJECT LINE!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
WHATCHA GONNA DO
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
SUCK IT BRETT MYERS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I drove the bandwagon dammit

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That wasn’t a cheapie either.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, why the hell not. Rivera out, Bowker in.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I hardly even knew her!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions
Damn
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Nice catch
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions
Man, what a catch.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
God dammit, Gameday sucks
What did Bowker do?!
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
ran DINGERZ.EXE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He meets the system requirements
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
longball
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Bunted
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john bowker hit a two run home run in that inning
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Bourn
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions
I don’t hate Aubrey Huff, surprisingly.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions
That doesn't help either
But it takes a lot to overcome that Dodger stench.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
I appreciate him
for allowing me to spam this place with Twin Peaks references.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Guys I am hating less than expected:
Huff
DeRosa
Renteria
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
Pablo Sandoval
Okay, not having, but loving him less than expected.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
You’re not having him either.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Now Eli pulls a grandlsam from his…
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
C'mon Eli make me proud
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions
Eli!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Strongside!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions
Whiteside: Can hit in Houston
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions
Next 22gigantes article
WHERE’S THE ELI WHITESIDE LOVE, MCCOVEY CHRONICLES????
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
READ MY BLOG!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/7/1409091/lurkers-unite-not-all-giants-fans
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
He made a few ill advised trolling/spamming fanposts and was banned this morning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
:( Garko
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Book of Eli!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions
Giants hitters taking pitches?!?!?
strange new concept
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions
what is this new devilry?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Cain don't bunt hit a home run!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
And Eli has a BA!
Only took him 10 fewer ABs than Rowand.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
Cool, they already have a replay of Bowker’s HR on At Bat.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Baggs and Kawakami are loving it
I’m starting to think John Bowker’s gonna have a big year for the Giants.
I flip on the TV: Bam, Bowker two-run HR. Giants are very good this year? I’m open to the possibility.
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I don't think they realize
The Astros are terrible
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
He trolled his own column this morning.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t read his “post-steroid baseball…blah….blah” just because of the title. Otherwise I am always willing to read a baseball article. Tim needs to move on.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Giants pitchers have been doing a good job of bunting so far
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Giants -
Leading the league in productive outs!
by paboperfecto on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Atta boy, Matt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions
Looks like I just missed Bowkermania…but yay!
by positiveuphemism on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions
I am starting to believe in Bam Bam. Maybe he will lead coup and kick bochy out and install BamBam
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
whoa there
Bork is undefeated this year
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Way to ruin it, Rowand!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
WTP!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions
Warning Track Power
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, Rowand didn’t get a hit but he made good contact.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
progress!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
nice try, Scott
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/laughter-in-the-uk
very choppy though
also p2p streamtorrents never work for me
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
when the giants come to town.....
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions
Quick tangent
Does anybody remember the giants commercials for upcoming home series/games when they would play the Thin Lizzy- Boys are back in town? Just wondering if I’m the only one. They were on like Fox 2 in the Bay Area (Benicia to be exact)
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
they would show like a saxophone or something in front of curtains or some stupid shit. They were in the early 90s I believe.
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
thanks for the great link. Just what I was looking for. Though I don’t remember that long version but it was excellent. This is why I love the McCoven!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The beauty in this so far is that Panda has done nothing in these first 3 games
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Waiting for him to explode all over the Braves
in their faces.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
WHEN THE GIANTS COME TO TOWN IT’S BYE BYE BABY
The SJSU symphonic band is playing Bye Bye Baby at our baseball concert in May. :D
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions
I seriously read that as SuJu Symphonic band
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
hahah what
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Korean pop band with like 13 members
Ridiculous and awesome
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
we should definitely have KPop at SJSU
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
will 22gigantes be reporting?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
He'll tell you all I'm a shitty musician
And then direct you to his out-of-tune bassoon sonata.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, Rowand had a hit in the first inning!? I was starting to wonder if that would ever happen again.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
He’s still O-fer in my book.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/7/1409763/gamethread-4-7-ii
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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
oh good I was about to make one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's arrived.
This Bowkermania I’ve beeen hearing about has finally arrived.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions
Eli is everywhere
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/7/1409763/gamethread-4-7-ii
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

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