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Open GameThread, 4/7


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Giants lead the series 2-0

Mon 04/05 WP: Tim Lincecum (1 - 0)
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5 - 2 win
Tue 04/06 WP: Barry Zito (1 - 0)
SV: Brian Wilson
LP: Wandy Rodriguez (0 - 1)
3 - 0 win

San Francisco Giants
@ Houston Astros

Wednesday, Apr 7, 2010, 11:05 AM PDT
Minute Maid Park

Matt Cain vs Brett Myers

Partly cloudy,rain. Winds blowing out to right field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 75.

 

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Google Image Result for "Matt Cain":

 

Hmm. That won't do. Too obvious. I'll help out.

 

Much more memorable.

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SUBJECT LINE!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 9:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I hope the San Francisco Giants win this game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

is this a pokemanz reference? i don’t get it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson has gotten me two saves for my Pokemanz team!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 7, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson is my boy

I love him

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve gone from hating Brian to thinking he’s the cat’s pajamas in two years! Funny how a guy actually fixing his weaknesses as a player instead of resting on his BIG SAVES NUMBERS can do that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He seemed like a diamond in the rough when I adopted him

I was not near the top of the draft. I lucked out. Not much too defend these days. I hope he gets that Rolaids or Antacids or whatever closer trophy it is, so I can put it on my mantle.

Mental note: need to get a mantle.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure you want this in your house

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bah

I will roll up that mantle in my katamari

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live in a Katamari world where everything is slightly bigger than me.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live in a Tetris world where the play area is an inverted bell jar?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 7, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

But where is Barry gonna be?

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was the Kaopectate Reliever of the Year award.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

It helps not to smirk when you blow a save too… and not be called Benetiz

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

omg my fantasy team, called ‘let me tell you about this crazy dream i had,’ is totally in first place!

by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 7, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had this dream where my mom kept telling me that I had to save the baby, and she was there dressed as the virgin Mary and then a white dove flew in.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your dream was directed by John Woo?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah right, you baseball-hating relative of Fred Lewis

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 7, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF, 11 AM game?

EAST COAST BIAS

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 7, 2010 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, glad I read this comment. I woulda spaced out til noon.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU, MURRAY!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Bah…not going to be able to follow this much today. =/

SCORE MORE RUNS THAN THE OTHER GUYS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 9:18 AM PDT reply actions  

personally i believe that the team with the highest batting average will prevail. runs are overrated.

by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 7, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I personally believe that the team with the least balks will prevail.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 7, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

fewest balks

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

i predict that the team with the highest grammar will win

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

mostest grammar

by Evan on Apr 7, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

highest pitcher

worked for us opening day

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and yesterday. Stoned lion.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nooo!!! I have been bested!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

fewer

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 7, 2010 10:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

SAN FANCISCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

i like your misspelling

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only 52 hours until baseball will be played by the bay...

If anyone’s interested in a beer before the home opener, swing by Petes Tavern. I’ll be celebrating baseball (and the fact that I won’t be at work).

And I think it’s 52 hours. Someone please check my math.

Please tell me we have moved past the dark ages of post hoc ergo propter hoc.

by Yeti Monster on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Breakfast!

Bacon and eggs! Why change perfection?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure – I think toast.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

saturdated fat and cholesterol?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy your tofu steak, hippy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

ew...

I was face deep in a plate o’ easter eggs as I posted that

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh heh

See my post below

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good news!

Dietary cholesterol doesn’t lead to arterial cholesterol.

However, foods high in cholesterol are very often also high in saturated fats, which do lead to arterial cholesterol.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not a real doctor, but he plays one on USENET.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m angling for a job on a death panel.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

So those egg council creeps got to you, eh?

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’d better run, egg!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even though I eat meat

I chose to have tempeh fakin’ bacon this morning, fried in veg shortening. It was not bad.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘why mess with success’ would have been a better choice.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Theraflu and Coffee

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s too early for breakfast.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rarely at work this early but when I am I rock the breafast at the hotel restauraunt. mmm mmm mmmmm!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Muffin, coffee and a handful of pills

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmm, pills.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

what flavor?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flavor of what? The muffin? Blueberry.

The pills? 3 Coreg and 1 Plavix

Coffee? Columbian.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, if anyone here takes LOVAZA

I can tell you how to make the generic version. It’s just biodiesel made from fish oil and put in 1 gram pills. Seriously.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

altoids

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now this I'm curious about

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have to take 3 of those heart pills daily?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

6 Coreg daily

That is just my AM dose. My evening pills are:

3 Coreg
1 Simvastatin
1 Coumadin
1 low dose aspirin
1 Niaspan

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have to pay anything out of pocket for the pills? PPO?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

10 bucks for each script except the Plavix. That is 20 bucks.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLD

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes =/

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side

We can now refer to you as “Lars the Wise” or “Lars the Grey”

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

Didn’t realize you capitalize your The.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

LARS LINKED TO GRM!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I SAW HER AT HOOTERS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

GRM A GIRL?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think “wise” would work. “The Grey” would definitely be applicable!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Always a good idea.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I support this breakfast choice

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 7, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT UNLEASH THE GORE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apple Cinnamon Cheerios FTW!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two breakfasts

Before departing the apartment:
Fried egg, andouille sausage, spinach and pepper jack cheese on a bagel

In the office
Oatmeal with flax, maple syrup, raisins

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 7, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kashi GO LEAN hot cereal with stevia and coffee from the Dominican Republic!

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Starbucks for now

will re-evaluate later

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 7, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

A bowl of Kashi GoLean breakfast cereal with Westsoy Light soy milk (plain flavor).

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

mashed potatoes and gravy.

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

This thing where our starting pitchers don’t give up any runs is good. We should do more of that.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Apr 7, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know why everyone doesn’t try it

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLineup

CF Rowand
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF DeRosa
RF Bowker
2B Uribe
C Whiteside
P Cain

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 7, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Bowk da fuk up!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WHITESIDE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE HITS GRAND SLAMS IN HOUSTON

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blinded by it?

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was one of my favorite moments from last season. I was listening through headphones at work, and when he hit the GS, I flipped out a little bit and got in some trouble for excessive noise level. I still feel it was worth it.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It has been 3 days since the GM has declared Molina is better than Posey.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had Timmy do it...and he should be ashamed of himself

Apparently Lincecum’s pennance for his little issue in the offseason was defending Bengie in the papers yesterday.

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hits grand slams and catches no hitters

Hopefully Matt Cain has learned how to win

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs Moar VROOOOM

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

and less poopin’

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The buttpee will come

Patience

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mark DeRosa

Doing wonders for my fantasy team

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right, day game after night game = no Bengie.

Also why Bowker can be trusted to hit 6th.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because Myers is a righty.

by srpwrd on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

John Bowker is our starting right fielder. He earned it with a strong spring.
/starts Torres
/Bochy

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bork!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Night Game Followed by Day Game

Orange Catcher needs food badly!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bengie Molina is a swell guy!

/something positive

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Little early to be sitting out games eh Big money?

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

fat takes longer to recover than muscle

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHINK IN HIS ARMOR!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST!!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand

will go 5-5 today.

But will also get CS, thrown out twice trying to leg out a double, retired on a Renteria GIDP, and end the inning with Whiteside thrown out trying to score from 2nd….

by DimaK on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Don’t forget a few throws to the wrong base.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he will. I DFA’s his ass last night. So now he should go on a tear.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Tense fail, or something.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope we tee off on Brett Myers, seriously.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Have you seen his media day pic? He looks like a douche!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Myers is an ass and a wife beater, and many other douchey things.

by nataku on Apr 7, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the guy who threatened to fight a reporter?

Then pussed out because the reporter is also active in MMA?

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Uwe Boll

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

No,he’s the guy who screamed at a reporter in 2007 and called him a retard after Myers blew a game in the ninth.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wife Beater

Douche is too high up for him, more like douche bag and he needs to be thrown away.

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I second the motion

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 7, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That guy ios the biggest douche. He always complained about being a closer, then complained about being a starter then complained about Hamels comments.

He also punched his wife.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

All the more reason he should be lit up today like a christmas tree

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the face of a douche

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more backwards hat.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs higher ERA

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 7, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did you...

get a video of 22gigantes? I guess he was trolling the Red Sox game too.

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing this thread is an hour and a half earlier then the game…

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

9:30 am gameday posts…. goes back to sleep

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. Something to do at work that is not work.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Cool. Something to do in class that is not class.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 7, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just go back to working on your fibonacci squares

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did you hide a camera in my cubicle?!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just assume that’s what everyone does while they are at work.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. Something to do.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure he's..

..just working until his “winning the lotto” strategy finally pays off.

At least that’s what I’m doing.

Please tell me we have moved past the dark ages of post hoc ergo propter hoc.

by Yeti Monster on Apr 7, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that is what we are all doing….

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

My compensation is so good that I don’t need to win the lottery….

/yea right

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in New Mexico

It’s not fair that I have to wait an hour more than you guys for the game to start.

by paboperfecto on Apr 7, 2010 9:37 AM PDT reply actions  

??

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Time Machine?

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

time zones and area codes

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was funny when I thought it....

because see…the game starts at 12:05 my time…an hour later than in California…

by paboperfecto on Apr 7, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking backwards for some reason! I get it.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can think backwards?

That is AWESOME!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

etironki

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 7, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

ti teg t'nod i

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in New Mexico and I’m not in this time black hole

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, good thing I was not on last night to see the 22gigantes shit storm.Good riddance to him and thank you mods.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Did he get the banhammer? I didn’t even bother clicking that fanpost.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

The mods changed the poll, so it’s kinda humorous now.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 7, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a limericks post now!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

Also, 22Gigantes is a giant douche

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I must have missed the boat on him, what did he do?

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not hate, that's what!

See here.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was more then just that fan post. That guy has been coming on the site for a couple months just bashing the site and everyone that is on here.

He came on the post game thread opening day and tried to get into it with a few of us, then posted that crap.

Then entire time just trying to boost hits to his own blog (which I still have never visited)

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this was just the time he got a bit too desperate for attention.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently you missed the memo

McCovey Chronicles is filled with haters.

His site is filled with douche.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone else posted this before?

From the “About” section of 22gigantes’ website:

Guidelines for posting

I do allow posts to go up instantly. Please don’t make me have to start screening posts by being a jerk. Trolling, flaming, or baiting others won’t be tolerated. It’s easy to get emotional when talking about the Giants (and, especially, when talking about the Dodgers), but inflammatory statements will not be tolerated.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is he talking to himself?

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps he could use some help from this guy

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’s taking his never-nude issues out on us.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's feeling blue

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/6/1359602/mccovey-chronicles-fans-cant-stand
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/7/1409091/lurkers-unite-not-all-giants-fans
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406422/post-game-thread#33920108

LOL he made a fanshot awhile ago where he spelled Bengie’s name wrong. SOME FAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, you could just post the offending threads.

BUT WHERE’S YOUR STORYTELLING ABILITY?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is a fan that blows hot air at you

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason

It cracks me up that it’s name is Holmes, yo

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Holmes!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will miss Steve Holt.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy!

I’m using one right now

by Docter419 on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now, we’ll never experience what true Giants Fandom is all about.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE THIS

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

rec’d

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s all true!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

We jsut better hope that 22gigantes isn’t Pontius Pilate

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

did he seriously make that?

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your sleuthing skills are second to none.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I be second to jponry?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to be third at best!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

No can see at work

What is it?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s Charlie Brown icon with three people bowing to him saying:

“I want to be a MCC moderator”
“So bad I can taste it”
“TWSS!”

Apparently he made it, because he’s linking it from his profile.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly thought it was just howie being entertaining. That it is, instead, that guy being intentionally unintentionally hilarious is far more satisfying.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm kind of in awe of the troll now

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh...the stupid is strong in that one

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes it even better now.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ancient Hieroglyph found by 22giangtes predicting the arrival of Grant.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Home Opener...who's goin?

So who’s going Friday? Ill be in section 114 hopefully drunk by the Fourth Inning

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406910/opening-series-roll-call#comments

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

TOPIC FAIL!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be there

Then at Public House for my birthday party. Stop by if’n you want. I’ll be the guy in the Giants hat. Er… the fat guy in the Giants hat. Er… the fat guy in the Giants hat drinking beer.

Hrm, this may be harder than I anticipated.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stephen Curry on the ESPN

for any poor sap who still watches warriors games

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL ’STROS too lazy (or ashamed?) to type out their own lineup. Also, the roof is closed today.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2010 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s a little harsh to label Bourn a loser just because he does not have a hit yet.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bourn Loser

Ha ha get it

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

I haven’t seen a newspaper in 5 years.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

There were reports of thunderstorms today…

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same slop, different day

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like 3AM my time and I have to get my eyes examined in like 6 hours so I’m going to bed.

But here’s something positive!

Get em Cainer

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 7, 2010 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

So you’re in, what, Korea or something? Just curious.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thionk he might be in Aussyland.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZAMBRANO

man i hate that guy.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Joba Chamberlain just a tad more

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

no argument here

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

But..

I hate Aaron Rowand the most.

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Enough hate here to go around.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude is Gatoradist.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

more of him looking embarassed? Their season opener!

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

His on my Pokemonz team :/

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Lester :/

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

My team is leading or close to leading in all the batting catagories but last or close to last in all the baserunning/pitching catagories!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

CONSISTENCY!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Pokemonz team is leading all but one batting category (AVG) and losing in all but one pitching category (SV).

GO BRIAN WILSON

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are the anti-Giants

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

ALSO MINE

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine aswell

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

boom.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

His ERA is higher than Courtney Love

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also dead.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

don’t hate on my dated references!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude…he was my friend’s cousin. Knock it off.

by paboperfecto on Apr 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it was the 1990’s maybe, but 2010. Nuh uh.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

U DED DAWG

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't remind me...

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers vs. Rockies on MLB Network

Until the cool kids start playing

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I just watched Doug Davis spit five times… Why do ballplayers do that?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because 4 is not enough and 6 is too many.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I played through high school

and spit 32 times a game…cuz I knew I’d never get a shot to spit at the big league level

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE READ MY BLOG!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 7, 2010 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

POKERMANZ!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, that killed some time

Only 1 more hour to go

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Do you really want us to answer that question?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drank and cried yourself to sleep?

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

New MadBum pic!

more

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRESNO

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

+1

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is stepping right towards you while throwing to a target that is off the left of the image.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I congratulated him on the 5th rotation spot at FanFest

right now he;s thinking “that asshole…”

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its your fault he lost velocity!!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry i am not jason heyward!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOYISHLY HANDSOME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

still not as bad as self-inflicted zito shots

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe MadBum should get a cat.

Or a platypus, either one would be good for pictures.

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d hit it…

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAS BABY FAT!!!!!!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Getaway day game, going for the series sweep on the road, Matt Cain pitching….

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey, that looks way too much like my dumb cat

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

adorable

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The A’s kinda screwed the pooch on that Holliday trade, didn’t they?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

They ended up (indirectly) getting Michael Taylor out of it

he should be pretty good

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 7, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I like Taylor a lot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

But to get Taylor

They gave up Gonzalez, Street and Smith – all of whom are starting for the Rox except of course Street is out right now. Also, they paid half of Holliday’s salary too in 2009 and I can’t even remember who came from STL besides Wallace.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that part wasn’t good.

Carlos Gonzalez looks like a stud.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you are over thinking it.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s my motto – Overthink different.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Overthink out of the box?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Groug Overthink

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is the only time those words will go together.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's roll

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWTTSSS

(That’s What The Troll Said She Said)

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is that...

The stats section of one Sabean’s scouting reports?

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Sabes scouting reports looked like this I would want copies of all of them.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

at home sick. Hopefully Matt can make me feel better.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I hate Doug Davis almost as much as I hate the Rockies.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

f you, Rockies

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Doug Davis might not get out of the first

bases juiced, no one out

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Brewers already on the phone…

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAVIS

THROW THE DAMN BALL

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate him.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Macha AND Rick Peterson are coaches for the Brewers?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I not surprised?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

How many hours is it taking him to throw a pitch? Umps should call the dealy of game on him.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of delay of game...

Time of game for first two games of Yankees/Red Sox series (both 9 innings)….
3:46
3:48

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think The red sox and yankess have played a game against each other that ever went less than 3:30

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Davis yanked, blames Yankees for having $200 million payroll.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like

Ken Macha should have played the penguin instead of Danny DeVito…
or he’ll play dick cheney in the sequel to W

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

The second one

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Already 250 comments?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I believe Sunday is the last day

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok awesome, I will be able to watch some of the home opening series.

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Dibley's key to the game

Get Aaron Rowand involved and hitting somehow.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Of course! It’s so simple.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 7, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did he have suggestions on how to possibly do this?

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Schilling: AVOIDING STRESSFUL INNINGS IS CRITICAL

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Getting him involved?

Homeboy’s had 10 AB. He’s involved.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHIFT-A

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

friggin’ amazin’

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

AUDREY!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LATE? UNACCEPTABLE!!!! Also Yay panda slide!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito socks!!!

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy cow

I've got squirrels in my pants!

by otis29 on Apr 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

These are so amazing

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

You ignored my cane suggestion.

But good nonetheless.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE TWO THROBBING TEETH GIMME A BREAK!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do your other teeth do tricks as well?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

We kid we kid, we love you!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

DUBYA!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 7, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the symmetrical Crazy Crabs and Jackie Earl Haley. Great work, as usual.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Teh Zito Stare of Death

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy Zito self pic is creepy

and Bobby Hill?

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Matt Cain.)

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Porkins hiding back there?

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Right behind Panda’s leg.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

GEORGE!

DON’T DO IT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are the odds...

Kuip’s been drinking in that shot?

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Who is the dude in the yellow hat next to the Krazy Krab?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kelly Leak/Jackie Earl Haley

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can see Porkins.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN SEE PORKINS FROM MY PORCH!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

you sure that’s not Fred in the orange shades?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL george H

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Rockies look pretty damn solid.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

NO!

They’re the worst team in baseball, goddammit!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, why can’t they be a viscous fluid this year?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or even a colloid!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

VAPORS!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

UNPOSSIBLE

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blasphemy!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck them and the purple dinosaur they rode in on

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Purple Row

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

CarGon

The answer to the greatest riddle of all-time.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does a stupid nickname look like?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will someone end the epidemic of nicknames just being shortened version of the person’s name

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

Let’s go back to the days of giving people nicknames based upon their deformities/ethnicity/handicaps!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like someone had a nickname they didn’t like growing up

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was called ALew. I agree with you that it’s pretty lame.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they called him CarGo

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

What I say when I park my car in West Philly?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

CAR BURN

also, I burned your car.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

CarGon

Take me away!

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, where's my car?

Where’s your car, dude?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

And...

Your mother looks pretty hot, but we don’t bring that up.

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

bruce bochy show

im falling back asleep

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 7, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Giambi Fail

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

YAY MIL!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

this.

vaporz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUBJECT LINE

LOL WHITESIDES!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

He will hit a grand slam and show you!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to say that Matt Motherfucking Cain is going to dominate the Astros today.

I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.

by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 7, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

I would like to second this notion wholeheartedly.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 7, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, a Piggly Wiggly ad!

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought those were a joke! I had no idea they are an actual grocery store

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

all over the Southeast

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the Houston offense scores a bit today, i think our offense is going to have to carry us if we want the win. Nothing against Matt Cain, I just feel after scoring 2 runs over 2 games off Mehdders, they are poised to get loud.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I am close to agreeing here. Whiteside and Rowand (and, to a lesser degree, Renteria) are a Giant vortex of out.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Rowand will have a good game. I mean, he’s got to have one sometime right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Evidence?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every third game in every third year, Rowand dominates.

SCIENCE!

I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.

by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it is written in the sacred Book of Scott.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

He biked to Dallas and back overnight

Them calves are ready for some semi-squatin’!

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I AM OPTIMISTIC AS WELL

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 7, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every Third season he starts hitting in the the third game/.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eli will show all you HATERZ!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Bengie! Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.

by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am torn.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 7, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

(ouch)

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Cain!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

/stands for national anthem

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

/flyover

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

/police cuff attention-starved parachutist

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

/removes headphones

/can no longer hear national anthem

/isn’t sure if it’s safe to sit down yet

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

put your cap back over your heart, dammit!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

not as awkward as yesterdays

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 7, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

do tell

Did the singer accidentally fart loud enough for the mic to pick up?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 7, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

not THAT awkward, it just wasnt as good. too much opera for me.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 7, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aw c'mon Braun gotta make that catch!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Can of Corn was right. No HD SF feed on Directv today.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I think these Twilight Zone/Chase commercial are going to MAKE THE PHONES RING MAKE THE PHONES RING this year. I’m already getting annoyed (and I even like that ATM feature).

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

SHOWS A PICTURE OF THE CHECK ON THE RECEIPT! NO ENVELOPES!!!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

the what?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's my boy!

haterz be hatin!

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am… SO VERY excited that this game is on right now. Streaming .tv at work!

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Do you work in a non blackout area

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hells yeah. And it’s one upside of working in a non-blackout area.

I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.

by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

ughh no CSN BA feed on free preview of MLB Extra Innings....

stuck with Astros’ announcers

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

nevermind it took a minute to catch up

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

ch 721

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it kept giving me a channel not purchased message until a minute ago

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you haven’t yet, purchasing Extra Innings is definitely worth it.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God my lunch break starts at 11.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

well that worked out nice

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 7, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang meetings, I forgot to get lunch before the first pitch! I guess I’ll be taking my lunch at 2:30 today. :(

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

let's do it!

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

WHY??

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

First time seeing Magic/6 pack commercial

Wow was the weird

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be honest

Who doesn’t like a six pack and baseball on a Wednesday afternoon?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

touche

do want

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was sorting laundry and had my back to the TV. Who said “I like six packs!” That cracked me up.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, swing at the first pitch

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE ONE ROWNAD SUCKS!

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by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Rownads!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Attendance in Houston is, what, 90? 95?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

First pitcvh

Rowand swings and misses

0-1

Awesome start Rownads

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Cold front in hell

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Basehit, Scott?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

22gigantes:

AT&T Park is turning ten years old this month and the Giants are going all out to celebrate — can you say $6 million? And that doesn’t even include the cake.

That’s what the team is facing in a lawsuit by Chad Mello, an admitted McCovey Chronicles worshipper, who injured his left knee and ankle in 2008 on the famous Coca-Cola bottle slide at the San Francisco Giants’ waterfront ballpark. Mello wants the Giants (in other words, us ticket-buying fans) to cut him a check large enough to buy out Juan Uribe and Aubrey Huff.

Grant I blame YOU! You should keep a watchful eye over your minions!

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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

HE DOES NOT REPRESENT US

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this Mello fello?

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

yello?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

quite rightly

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's just mad about saffron

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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

eeeeeelectric banana

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just trying for the gold standard.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

22gigantes will not be crucified on a cross of silver!

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have to consider that slander

Someone get the Mayor on the phone

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

He is that much of a dick he has to bad mouth this site on his blog?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's about time Rowand

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

still puzzled that Kaz Matsui is on a ML roster

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

YAY NADZ!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

DAN DIBLEY WUZ RITE

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

HES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

scottyboy!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
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by ringleader3 on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

subject

ERRANT THROWIN

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

First hit for Rowand!!!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

It's ok guys!

Our leadoff hitter is on!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

.091!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Why would you ever throw down and in to Rowand?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Rowand

I have an average!

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

YAY HITS!!!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Ground Attack!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT BRET MYERS!!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

ED THE RALLY GAR!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

WTF

tablesetters?

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

So...

Rent has been pretty good.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

And Panda Hasn't

Me = Deeply conflicted

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lets keep it going against this asshole

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

BONE CHIPS!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

what the shit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

what is offense?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

How about an extra base hit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

4-6-3

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

dammit Panda

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by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Pablo. :(

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

that sounds familiar

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Bad Panda

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Panda.......

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by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Pablo don’t do that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER DOUBLE PLAY

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

DFA PANDA

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

EFFING CHRIST!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

UGHHH

Hackoval shows up

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT PABLO

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

well, that was anti-climatic

by commodoregiant on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

When did the Astros get asshole Brett Myers?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I was asking myself the same question

by Docter419 on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometime after the Phillies realized he sucks.

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Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

When Ed Wade took credit for the Phillies WS win.

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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It caused some handwringing over the offseason, because the AStros like to think fo themselves as a Good Christian team.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's the rockies

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Astros too

Actually, a year or so ago, they released a player for being involved in a domestic violence situation. But that didn’t stop them from signing Myers.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

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by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

WWJD?

Apparently he’d knock some sense into Mary Magdelene (too soon?)

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

too late

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some dude

wrote an article about how baseball needs more guys like Brett Myers

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

More guys who beat up on women?

Nobel Prize, right now.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to go punch that guy.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t “Good Christian” redundant?

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

bad satanist
apathetic atheist
super relaxed buddhist

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Err, do you mean “apathetic agnostic,” maybe? “Apathetic atheist” doesn’t really make any sense at all.

As an agnostic myself, I’d say “apathetic agnostic” is still a misrepresentation – but that’s another conversation.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

As an apathetic agnostic, I disagree.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s not an oxymoron or anything, but being agnostic doesn’t make you apathetic.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone say it did? All apathetic agnostics are agnostics but not all agnostics are apathetic agnostics. It’s a subsection of agnosticism that means "I don’t know if God exists, and I don’t think the question is worth exploring for whatever reason (usually, it doesn’t seem like God – if He exists – has any measurable effect on us as humans).

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

The context of the question and answer allowed us to assume tha is what he meant

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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

I didn’t even read the comment he was replying to lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the original premise was modifying religious terms by adjectives in a redundant way. Super-relaxed Buddhist, etc.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

My bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

if only that were true

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

A seedy used car salesman who didn’t want to let us have a mechanic take a look at a car told my wife and I, “This is a Christian dealership” yesterday. whee.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m getting a new car today too!

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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

So did you buy one (a Christian that is)?

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, but we did buy a Japanese.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have to buy a driver’s license now?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something like that.

Incidentally: they don’t have DMVs in Florida. They have DHSMV. Complicated!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

good ol’ Deep South

by sfoakbay on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

PA- has PennDOT
NH- had a DOS

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Massachusetts has the RMV (Registry of…)
Illinois has Secretary of State Motor Vehicle Services.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

again?

really?

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Pablo…

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

on track for 162 GIDPs. MVP?

by commodoregiant on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Panda was in shock that Rowand was on base…

by slurpster03 on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

DP, oh goody

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

And also probably some people on this GDT

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW Pablo got off to a slow start last season as well, and we all know what happened. So I’m not pressing the panic button just yet.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Sustainable!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

you and bruce bochy should meet

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE HIT INTO DOUBLE PLAYS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

At least it means we get on base.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

panda steps

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can we please get a run here?

by itlynstalyn on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey, this game is on tv here for some reason!

Unfortunately, it’s the Astros broadcast.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

But at least I don’t have to wrestle with mlb.tv and its unwillingness to work for me. So yay.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

it keeps telling me i have to update nexdef even though i’ve downloaded it 4 times. That and I’m in the blackout region…in Tennessee

by commodoregiant on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good to know it's not just me.

Find any solutions for it?

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by breadfan7 on Apr 7, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff’s having a good AB

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m really liking his ABs

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seems inefficient

too many pitches, not enough balls in play.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keep working him Aubrey.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

LOLKAZ

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by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

No, that’s 22gigantes.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

well played sir

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see Matsui’s anal fissures are all better now

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Matsui Fail

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

OMG Kaz Matsui nearly cracked his head falling into the stands and LETS WATCH HUNTER PENCE INSTEAD

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks ump.

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by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

DEUCES!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2

Shake em

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The catcher looks pretty small behind Huff.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Or I'm mentally comparing him to Bengie.

Either way.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get a hit you piece of shit!

by itlynstalyn on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

That was disappointing.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Also, anticlimactic.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least he made him throw a ton of pitches.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

As opposed to the first pitch grounding into a double play.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is getting Myers out of the game a good thing?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Getting Myers out of society could be a good thing.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang

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by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Darn, I was hoping I could stall until Matty pitched a few but I’m going to miss most of this game. : (

Good luck G-men

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by timmeh on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Well

At least he made Myers throw a ton of pitches.

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by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

bah

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

THAT HALF INNING DID NOT GO WELL!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

was alright

got some pitches outta him

by Leniz on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

We can still tie this inning!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Double plays are the new Giants offense fail. :(

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Nah, they’ve been an integral part of their offense for years.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least he had to work there.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

this Tony Bruno commercial is the worst thing ever.

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by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

18 pitch inning!

Also, Brett Myers’ photo on Gameday makes him look like a douche-y pirate.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

much better than it used to be

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, at least he looks like a pirate now.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

550+ comments after half an inning?

“We’re gonna need a bigger Gameday Thread.”

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

What is up with the GIDP's this year reminds me of 04

time to shuffle the lineup a little bit…..

also Really Bochy/Molina…i’m all for days off but 2 days into the season he is sitting for Eli?

by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

I like not having Bengie in the Cleanup hole

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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Buster

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by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Cainer.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Whiteguy behind the plate?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Whiteside

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Open up my eager eyes

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s coming out of the batting cage and he’s doing just fine. Gotta gotta be down in the squat because he wants it all.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It started out with a hit, how did it end up like this? It was only a hit, it was only a hit.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHITE

SIDES

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

TIghtey Whitey

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by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I’m glad I’m not an Astros fan. What a terrible team they’ve become.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

The people at Crawfish Boxes seem depressed already :(

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you lived in Houston and this was your favorite team? Wouldn’t you be depressed? I would

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also the Texans

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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be depressed if my team just got completely shut down by non-second half Barry Zito, too.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was looking at their 40 man roster the other day and I was surprised at how crappy they are.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn though

It is nice to have a 1B who can actually work a count.

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Matt’s fastball command looked real good that AB

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

tiny zone is tiny

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow, if Krukow is right and Whiteside is in the lineup today because he once hit a Grand Slam in Houston, I absolutely give up.

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by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Whereas, sitting Bengie because of a day game after a night game (even two games into the season) would be a reasonable explanation.

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Call strikes, Blue!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL. Secret weapon whiteside

by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice play by Huff

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Excellent use of gravity

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by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

BONE CHIPS DAMMIT.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Yay, Aubrey D!

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by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Huff

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by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice throw, Rent

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

and he was safe. yikes

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by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Looked out when I saw the replay.

by paboperfecto on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright fair enough

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by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hufftastic!

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Ball Hog

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by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Good lord bone chips get it together

by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Shitty Houston cameras

drop frames on slowmo replays

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice throw Rent……..

by itlynstalyn on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

High throw

but Huff has been clutch as F at 1B so far this year

by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

hahh good work Rent and Huff

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

6-3

x3 = 9 pitch inning

FREAKY
/tinfoil hat

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

I LOL'd

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

That was a Giants-esque half inning for them.

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Cain, stop getting them to hit it to Edgar

by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Me likey 1,2,3 innings

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by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Rent playing for that option!

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by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

oh god

I forgot about that. What if he has a good year? They might just pick it up if he hits .300

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE HOT ARIZONA AIR MADE HUFF A BAD FIELDER

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

HIGH SKY

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was the 3rd best inning AT BEST!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

WTF PABLO, with your .250 BA

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

SSS

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hunter Pence’s gameday pic is SO CRAZY

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by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Everything about the dude is crazy

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

The way he throws

Is ridiculous

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like I was saying yesterday, pug fugly.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but have you seen his girlfriend?

by slurpster03 on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Empty Stadium

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by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Do we have a nickname for DeRosa yet?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

i like this one!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been going with DeRo

But that’s just for brevity’s sake, not because it’s good.

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Runs n’ DeRosa?

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Captain OBP?

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rosie?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Brett, for this last picture look as douchey as your normal self — we won’t even publish this photo.

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

It is very windy today.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Serial Killer

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

MARK!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Who hits the DP this inning?

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by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

I like DeRosa

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by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

[INSERT NICKNAME HERE!]

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Thinking the same thing. There are no good ones yet.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Mark Derosa

Fuck Nelly and the Record it’s the giants out here

by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Here comes another double play

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

shhhhhh

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

REVERSE JINX NOW EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t miss the Warriors.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania Time

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

mornin' guys :D dang, stuck in school during giants game.. how sucky :)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Don’t go to school

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

i manipulated my class schedule

around the giants

i am only missing one game the rest of the year because of class

by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a meteorology exam this afternoon. Studying/doing laundry while watching this one.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

hits. hits are good

more of those please

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m finding myself mentally referring to Mark DeRosa as Marky Mark.

Does that make Aubrey Huff the Funky Bunch? Maybe.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Now that is a nickname

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am fine with Aubrey Huff being the funky bunch.

You don’t want to have the locker next to his.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright I’m sold. I was in favor of this signing when it happened with some reservations. I’m officially in on DeRosa

by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Hit into another double play. I dare you

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Man, J.R. Towles may be the whitest man alive.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

wonder bread with the crusts cut off.

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER!!!!!

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIIAAAA

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIIAAAAAAAAAAA

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by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

YEA BOWKER!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!!!!!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA, BITCHES

by sfoakbay on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

BOWK'D IT!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

DIRTBAG POWER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

:’(

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate who?

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA!!!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

yes

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHATCHA GUNNA DO, BROTHER!?

by Uncle Russel on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mania!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOM!!!!!!

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m feeling some kind of mania coming on. Not sure what to call it.

by Seasick fish on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIAAAA!!!!!!!!!! RUNNING WILD!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA! I missed it because of my stupid laundry.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

NO SUBJECT LINE!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 7, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHATCHA GONNA DO

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

WOWKER

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT BRETT MYERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

YOU TOO, RUSSELL MARTIN!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I drove the bandwagon dammit

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Eat your vitamins kids.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t a cheapie either.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

wait..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

brb

ADDING BOWKER IN ALL MY FANTASY LEAGUES

by shahbazi3 on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, why the hell not. Rivera out, Bowker in.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hardly even knew her!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

Nice catch

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

goddamn you Bourne

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Damn

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Man, what a catch.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s just awesome. He keeps this up I may start him next week in Pokemonz

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

God dammit, Gameday sucks

What did Bowker do?!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

ran DINGERZ.EXE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He meets the system requirements

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

2-run Job

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

longball

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bunted

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fouled off a good pitch. It was exciting!

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo! Bowkermania is here!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

john bowker hit a two run home run in that inning

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

did this quadruple thingy

by sfoakbay on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Bourn

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

dang

uribe should be on 2nd or 3rd

by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t need to jump for that one.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

must be learning for scott

by shahbazi3 on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate Aubrey Huff, surprisingly.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

my feelings exactly

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger stench

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh

i was just thinking about the almost guaranteed suckitude

by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn't help either

But it takes a lot to overcome that Dodger stench.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate him

for allowing me to spam this place with Twin Peaks references.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think

history will look well on this offseason.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guys I am hating less than expected:

Huff
DeRosa
Renteria

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give it time!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval

Okay, not having, but loving him less than expected.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not hating, that is.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not having him either.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now Eli pulls a grandlsam from his…

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Eli make me proud

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Eli!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Strongside!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Greyside!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside: Can hit in Houston

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Next 22gigantes article

WHERE’S THE ELI WHITESIDE LOVE, MCCOVEY CHRONICLES????

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

SPRING TRAINING HEROICS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

READ MY BLOG!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

who is this guy? there seem to be a ton of people quoting or mocking him here…

by mlb22 on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't front

mister “22”

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/7/1409091/lurkers-unite-not-all-giants-fans

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He made a few ill advised trolling/spamming fanposts and was banned this morning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol “a few”

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

ALL HE DOES IS CATCH NO-HITTERS AND HIT GRAND SLAMS AND HAVE AWESOME HAIR

by sfoakbay on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Buster Posey

never played at the Major league level…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE IMPOTENT GIANTS OFFENSE

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

:( Garko

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Book of Eli!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

The bat flip from Eli cracks my shit up.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

what is this new devilry?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain don't bunt hit a home run!!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

And Eli has a BA!

Only took him 10 fewer ABs than Rowand.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Cool, they already have a replay of Bowker’s HR on At Bat.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice looking swing.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs and Kawakami are loving it
I’m starting to think John Bowker’s gonna have a big year for the Giants.
I flip on the TV: Bam, Bowker two-run HR. Giants are very good this year? I’m open to the possibility.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't think they realize

The Astros are terrible

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually Kawakami does

Or the Astros are very, very bad. Or both.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kawakami is very very bad.

by shahbazi3 on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like him and think he’s good for Bay Area sports.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

to each their own, he’s way to extreme though

by shahbazi3 on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He trolled his own column this morning.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t read his “post-steroid baseball…blah….blah” just because of the title. Otherwise I am always willing to read a baseball article. Tim needs to move on.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

shhh.

Let us have this for one day.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

AAAA at best

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Productive Out!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Giants pitchers have been doing a good job of bunting so far

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Giants -

Leading the league in productive outs!

by paboperfecto on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Atta boy, Matt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Looks like I just missed Bowkermania…but yay!

by positiveuphemism on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I am starting to believe in Bam Bam. Maybe he will lead coup and kick bochy out and install BamBam

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

whoa there

Bork is undefeated this year

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH it's scott

.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

more bowker, less all the other mediocre RF.

by giantdonkey on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Dang

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Way to ruin it, Rowand!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

boo.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

WTP!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Rowand didn’t get a hit but he made good contact.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

progress!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice try, Scott

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone have a working stream?

MyP2P ones are offline, and I misplaced my ipod touch.

by grape on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/laughter-in-the-uk
very choppy though
also p2p streamtorrents never work for me

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Word

Gotta find the IPod touch.

Man, streams had been so amazing for me this year. :(

by grape on Apr 7, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are sure playing some productive baseball… it looks pretty damn good… oh well, good drive for Rowand

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

when the giants come to town.....

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Quick tangent

Does anybody remember the giants commercials for upcoming home series/games when they would play the Thin Lizzy- Boys are back in town? Just wondering if I’m the only one. They were on like Fox 2 in the Bay Area (Benicia to be exact)

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

they would show like a saxophone or something in front of curtains or some stupid shit. They were in the early 90s I believe.

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the great link. Just what I was looking for. Though I don’t remember that long version but it was excellent. This is why I love the McCoven!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The beauty in this so far is that Panda has done nothing in these first 3 games

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Waiting for him to explode all over the Braves

in their faces.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

In play, out(s)

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

isn't that our motto?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

i hope so

I like these new productive Giants

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

last year

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by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baby’s identity has been concealed for his/her protection.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN THE GIANTS COME TO TOWN IT’S BYE BYE BABY

The SJSU symphonic band is playing Bye Bye Baby at our baseball concert in May. :D

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

I seriously read that as SuJu Symphonic band

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by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahah what

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

jponry will fill you in

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Korean pop band with like 13 members

Ridiculous and awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUJU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

will 22gigantes be reporting?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

He'll tell you all I'm a shitty musician

And then direct you to his out-of-tune bassoon sonata.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, Rowand had a hit in the first inning!? I was starting to wonder if that would ever happen again.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Something about a squirrel finding a nut.

by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still O-fer in my book.

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/7/1409763/gamethread-4-7-ii

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

oh good I was about to make one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's arrived.

This Bowkermania I’ve beeen hearing about has finally arrived.

Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 7, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

THERE GOES THE HITTING STREAK

by shahbazi3 on Apr 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

For those of you who have access to gameday/atbat what does it show Matty’s velocity at so far?

by travisam on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

consistent

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eli is everywhere

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

DONt BE HURT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Cain’s all like BUERHLE AIN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN FLIP OUT OF HIS GLOVE

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

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