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Whoa
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wait a min - is this thread a fake?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This might be one of the best Zito pictures ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
is zito the short one or the tall one?
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
that yard looks unfortunately familiar
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
INTERPLANETARY FRED!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Stanford only down by 10 with 1:45 to play.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
lol only 10
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
touchdown+fg ties it??
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Apr 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I hereby declare this thread legitimate.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Great pic of Zito
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
HI GUYS!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WIN NOW
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
NO U!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Still waiting for an Audrey dinger
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
well he's in the NL now
so he should hit like 50
OT Post: What's for dinner?
I just made some chicken fried rice.
Portobello sammich
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Steamed Broccoli, Carrots, and green beans. Mixed in with Rotini Pasta and alfredo sauce.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Qorn chicken nuggets :/
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Quorn Chicken stir fry miked with salad and cesardressing in a wrap
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Small loin lamb chops, asparagus and risotto.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
leftover 40 clove garlic chicken in the form of chicken club sandwhiches
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A – what’s going on guys?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Brandon Lyon: 15 Million
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
At least 80
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
So consensus on Huff so far?
Do we hate/love/still need to trade Cain for Fielder/? Its been 8 AB’s.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Its been 8 AB’s.
You must work for the Giants FO.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
its a joke....
I think.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
obviously he doesn't
because he didn’t include his spring training ABs
Still not in any danger of displaceing Mota as “most hated player on my teams 25 man”.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
wait wait
Rowand makes that no-contest.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL
“GET OUTTA HERE”
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Gosh, I wish Bush would just shut up.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Wonder if he was trying to do the wave.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
shall we all relive this favorite Brandon Lyon moment?
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/wpa-6-velez-tames-the-lyon/
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
We are only allowed to score runs in one inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
what's the inning count?
I haven’t heard Bip for a while… ;)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Just like Stanford
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
pretty much
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WAH WAH WAHHHHHHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLYON
He was one of the worst offseason signings (3/15) and he’s a set up man ?!?. LOL Ed Wade
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Send him in!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Oh, you're...
not Lisa Stevens
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 6, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
classic
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Told you, Giants have dinner reservations at 10
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
so much for 5 hours of baseball…
unless you mean Texas time
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOYA!!! WITH AUTHORITY!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Hi water bottle lady
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
/remembers that not many of you are watching the HOU feed.
To fill you in, They showed an attractive girl drinking water.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Of the entire Universe.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Digging the red suit.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
Santa?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Millo Hamilton
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
That’s Bill King’s catch phrase!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Just got in...
Wow I missed an Good Zito sighting and Runzler?!?!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
HOW DARE YOU MISS RUNZLER
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I HAD NO IDEA I SWEAR!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Runzler is my new Giants crush
lefty with easy 95mph+ velocity ? yes pls.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Best bring him home by 11.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Where’d that miss?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it didn’t
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKES, FOO!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Well at least Stanford sorta made a game of it at the end…after falling behind by 15.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Idiot
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
okay, wtf ump?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Bah.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bochy!
Don’t sully this!
Well, I accept Romo.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sergio?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
ROMOSEX
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I hope Affeldt is getting warm just incase.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Hey guys!
YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO WON THE NCAA WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Field Hockey?
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
MEEEEEE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
you’ll never guess who actually cares?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The Schwab
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LISA STEVENS??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
fail
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
SUBJECT LINE PLEASE!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Subject please. I don’t like losers on my screen.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
??
??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
nice subject line there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
RE: SUBJECT: ??
??
xoxo
-=-crash
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Looking forward to tomorrows Win Now image
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
cowhat?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LAUGH OUT LOUD, IN REAL LIFE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
for those of you suffering through mlb.tv
not sure if this is already well known, but mlb extra innings is free for the first week of the season.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
Pence looks like Craig Counsel and that upsets me.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
mouth breather
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
has everyone already seen the Buerhle play?
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Yup. great play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
the between the legs?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL POSEY
“If people don’t understand what Bengie means to this team, I don’t think I could explain it to them,” Lincecum said. "Bengie is all heart. It’s a privilege for me. He makes everything easier to handle.
“Every time I gave up a hit, he told me where the pitch was. Having that communication is huge. It just gives you more confidence to know you’re on the same page. He’s relaxed, so I’m relaxed. There’s a feeling like, `We’re in this. We’re the battery. Let’s go.’ "
Lincecum shrugged off those who would criticize Molina’s low on-base percentage or his lack of speed.
“They’ll always look for the chink in your armor,” he said. “That’s just the way it is.”
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
RIP Buster
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
updated

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
22GIGANTES WAZ RIGHT
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Chink?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Timmy other people can supply you with the good stuff south of the border.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I think he meant to say “Bengie is all fat.”
by Into the Void on Apr 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Chinks in his blubber
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Buster will never be a Giant
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
1B of the future
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Sabean: “Tim, we agree. That is why I am proud to announce we have re-signed Bengie Molina to a 5 year, $75 million extension that will make sure Bengie retires as a Giant.”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOLRIBE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone bring cake?
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
LOL URINE!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL URIBE
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
Damnit Booribe!!!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
RENT – that is 2 extra outs you have given them!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
That was Uribe
and he didn’t exactly “give” them an extra out earlier. Throw woulda been late anyways most likely
Wow, Lee has had some awful ABs this season
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
series
well I guess season works too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YES!!
ROMOSEXUALS REJOICE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
ASTRLOLS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nicely done Romo
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
You know
The Astros do have a lovely propensity for pop ups.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
Okay
Wilson time?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Im making the brave assumption that the Giants won't score any runs.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Do your best.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Warmin’!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I really want to see B Weezy again
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
Not me...
I’d rather see Mota after the Giants score five here and put the game away.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Mota?? Wilson still would be needed to put out his fire.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Quite possible...
Sorry, I just had a moment of irrational exuberance.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Insurance runs would be just spiffy
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
uh the game's not over yet
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Why?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
First baseman Pedro Feliz!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Should be catching AMIRITE?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Never gets old. Do you have the image of Lowry in Right Field?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I can’t find it.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH YEAH??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
who the FUCK is that guy to the left of Bonds?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dante Powell Todd Linden Daniel Ortmeir
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
barry’s like “just stay the fuck outta my way”
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
that made me laugh. But really, like Lowry is gonna go from RF and some how get in barry way in left.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
yeah but that smirk on barry’s face you just know he’s busting noah’s balls for something
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
that was a dumb / funny game. noah in RF too.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
let's not forget
winn at third, right?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hackribe
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
okay, just noticed this, but is Brad Mills playing Feliz at 1b?
Really? you take a guy for whom 95% of his value is defensive, and move him to 1b so some mediocre rookie can play 3b?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
high strike there, ump
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
BOWKER TIME!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BOWKER SINGLE!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bowkermania!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKERMANIA BROTHER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Atta Boy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Bowkermania Strikes!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
That single just bought him another start!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
For the Grizzlies
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
SHA NA NA
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Last years opening day calendar
I just noticed this is the final month. Player of the month? Lewis.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Oh crap, its Rowand
slider strikeout or roll-over to 2b?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
First one
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah yes, the slider
Thanks for sticking with tradition Rowand!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh come on.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
still can’t believe how much skinnier he is now. Still sucks though.
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
Here comes the K
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
LOL SCOTT!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SCOTT SUCKS
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
LOL ROWNADS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH ROWAND!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
A slider in the dirt?
Who would have fucking thought.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Oh Scott
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
who has more hits by the end of the month, zito or rowand?
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This is why Rowand is my LVP on the Giants
same damn pitch, again and again and again. Sit him, instead of whining about Fred Lewis BORK!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Maybe he should just go lefty
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Seriously, can Schierholtz play center?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
VELEZ!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF? Schilling is now a contributer to Baseball Tonight.
His piece, which the subject is sprawled across the bottom of the screen and they are dedicating 10 minutes to discussing:
AVOIDING STRESSFUL INNINGS IS CRITICAL
NO FUCKING WAY!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
His next piece...
Winning Is Better Then Losing
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The Red Sox discussion has been lacking so ESPN hired Nomar and Schilling.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Nomar has actually been pretty good.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Say one thing about Schilling: he told Bob Brenly to fuck off when Brenly wanted Schilling to walk Bonds intentionally.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
true
but he’s still one of the biggest douches in baseball.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Why don’t they just hire Bob Costas and Joe Buck and go for the pompous asshole trifecta.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
According to my...son?
He’s a horses ass
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
affeldt is ok right?
they just like didnt want to use him?
They just re-signed him
SO he is probably injured
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It was mostly because Runzler is more attractive, taller, and better.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yes!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Did I just hear a...
“WE WANT A PITCHER NOT A BELLY ITCHER” yell
LOL BUSH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Does Houston's stadium look empty to anyone else?
I mean, I understand with that team, but wow.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
and at Opening Day
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Man I feel bad for the Mariners. They come into the season with King Felix, Cliff Lee, and Bedard in their rotation and end up with Ian Snell as their game 2 starter
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
IT’S A TARP!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
YES!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
SMILE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
how do you call a man's ponytail?
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
it looks ridiculous
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
Semaphore.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Per Bagg's Twitter:
Giants leadoff man Aaron Rowand just struck out on a pitch way out of the zone. He’s 0-for-10 in two games. .000 OBP.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
SCOTT SUCKS
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
There's genius behind this..
You just need more faith in the Bochster.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand leading off: 2-0. Might as well keep starting him there.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
scout6 is standing.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
good to know.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
i have pants on
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
Jumala Ompi Linnamme

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
by tobias on Apr 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
STRIKES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
anyone with the first name Humberto
is ok with me
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
dregarx standing
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
/shift-A
what’d I miss in the last inning?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
SMILE!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
G I A N T S 2-0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
STFD
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
BALLGAME
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
BALLGAME!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
GIANTS WIN!
AND WILSON DOESNT GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FINNISH HYMNS!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
filthy
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
LARS FTW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
yes!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE SPRING TRAINING CHAMPS
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
WHEE!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
by tobias on Apr 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
haha
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
YEEEE HAW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HA
This game finished before Red Sox-Yankees ended.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
nomnomnom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
subject for disturbing.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
So these moving gifs will be overdone again, huh?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Are there other kinds of GIFs?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
rowand is key
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
yeah i don’t know what we’d be able to do without him. 0-10. money!!!
by commodoregiant on Apr 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YEAH! FUCK YEAH!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Can never get enough of this
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
haha nice
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I posted a pic of her in the first thread! Woo!
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 6, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
haha you are a master with the GIFs
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Did we win every inning?
Bip Roberts would be pleased
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Man has priorities
too busy fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
wheeeeeeeeeeeee

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
Can’t wait to get my giants snuggie so I can do this
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just at Walgreens and apparently they have snuggies for dogs now. FYI.
by Into the Void on Apr 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Did anyone see the hand shake followed by the roar by Timmy last night?
I’m making a .gif request if anybody can find it. It is Magic.
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
LET SLIP THE DANCING EGG-HEAD GUY
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Can’t
stop
watching
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
This is hawt.
And with that comment I make roll call!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 6, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Now watching the Brewers-Rockies
Rooting for Prince Fielder =(
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

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