ONE TWO ONE TWO THREE FOURTH GAMEDAY THREAD
Hey, I like it when they score runs and stuff.
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The old one was even getting slow for me, so I figured it was time for a new one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I made a thread, but we can use it for the inevitable fifth one.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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SOCKCESS
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Wooooooooooo
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
“That’s not cool, bro.”
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
LOL FRED!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
Y’all have burned through three threads since I’ve left.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Since I left…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OMG ITS THE SOCKS1!!!!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
LOL ZITO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL WARRIORS
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
thread soiler…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Good today. Warriors still have the 3rd worst record.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Evan Turner Evan Turner Evan Turner Evan Turner
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
this
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
THATS ALL ZITO NEEDZ TO WORK WITH!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I may not know Henry Meulens, I may not ever meet him, but I feel if our paths ever do cross, it could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
Zito has 4Ks? Holy crap.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
80 balls – 16 strikes
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
FOURTH THREAD WAH AH AH
Nice Cy Young night commercial.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
damn zito, on fire today
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GTFO Astro!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Good god, what was that guy looking for?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
startin’ to feel sorry for the rastros
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
KKKKKito





I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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New Zito is awesome
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
i like the new giants in general right now
by commodoregiant on Apr 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Same as the old Zito.
But it’s clearly a 2B. CLEARLY!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Gameday says this strikezone is crazier than the audience at a Tori Amos concert.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
LOL ZITO!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
LOL That was totally a HR. Review time.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Dang Kuip you confused me!!!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
LOL ZITO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Poo!
Whiffle ball park…
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
That left field is just stupid
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
You apologize to that left field right now!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
almost as stupid as hanging a 75 mph – please crank this- change up
by commodoregiant on Apr 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
CLEARLY A DAMN DOUBLE!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
yay—don’t see too many dog’s around here
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy Johnson isn’t on the team anymore.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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ugh, subject…
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
sorry
thought about that one second after posting
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
SUBJECT LINE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Son of a…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
D: D: D:
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Umps duck out to catch a bit of LOST.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Which is more confusing?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
LOLRIDICULOUSBALLPARKTHATSUCKS
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
LOLOMG HOME RUN
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL MINUTE MAID PARK
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
This is tough
it looks kinda like it hit the yellow, not that railing
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Nice field, Houston
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
WHO DESIGNED THIS THING?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
"SUSAN!!"
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL@ that dudes shirt
“Dance”
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
This stadium is stupid
I’ve seen 4 homerun replays ever, two of them here. And I pretty much only watch Giants games.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Haha Kruk
They’re in there eating a sandwich.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
DOUBLE!!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I love umpires!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Hahahaha!
FU Astros!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
safe!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
Double FTW
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Take that, short porch!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
"I think their in there eating a sandwich."-Kruk
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
You can say that again
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Rockies 3 Brewers 5 in the 5th
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
LOLDOUBLE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
see, that's why replay is recockulous
just play ball
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
DISASTROS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL DISASTROS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT A TWIST!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
I assume this is what you’re asking about because no other baseball gamesthings in the world matter tonight
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
27-22 UCONN winning now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
that’s a lot of runz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
17-2 run. like 14-0 in last 3 minutes.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Noooooo.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like Zito should be pulled out of the game after that every scare
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So I just got back and read a re-cap of the game so far. Did the Giants really walk three times in one inning? Was it GLORIOUS?
I shed a tear.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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That looked way worse than it ended up being.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Has anyone mentioned I think the Umps were in there eating a sandwich?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
first I’m hearing of it
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
But what kind of sandwich, Sneaky Pete?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I hadn't heard.
Can someone confirm this?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
pulled pork
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
oooh, home run!
NOT
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Their crowd gets so loud for the most feeble of fly balls
I guess because some of those feeble fly balls actually go out.
Because feeble fly balls fly out of that joke of a ball park.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was gone
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
The kid is telling the HOU feed that it hit the pole
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
I was going to make fun of the ’Stros fans for thinking every fly ball is a HR, but I realize I think that too here.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Feliz
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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HIGH DRIVE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I suppose the fake out Kuip calls generally start “He hits it hiiiiiigh…”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
By all means bring the tying run to the plate
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
YES!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOLASTROS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HUFF IS THE GREATEST FIRST BASEMAN EVER
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL “GO ON GET OUTTA HERE!” to a pop-up!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I KNOW IT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL WHAT.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ATHLETIC WUZ RITE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
“GO GET OUTTA HERE!!!”
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Huff has been playing Defender a lot recently.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
He looks like more of a Space Invaders kinda guy.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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wow all those pitches were in the identical location
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
that inning causes me to feel bad for the Failstros
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
I’m not feelin’ it.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
they’re a bad team heading toward a bad season that just got screwed by a bad call
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Life is good!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Nice job Zeets
I hope I can say that a lot this year
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Rownads :(
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
But we get more Panda!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Praise God!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Odds of gigantes22 showing up being a douche?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Zeets is at 90 pitches
do they keep him in for the 7th?
no
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
For opening day no
any other game yes
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't
I’d go with Romo-Affeldt-Wilson to finish the game
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
COMPLICATED QUESTION IS COMPLICATED
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Kruk, when I played baseball they told me that ash was the only wood that was strong enough for a baseball bat. Now I’m startin to see this maple, bamboo BS. Wtf is this shit? When I was younger we only needed one kind of bat. Now my kid uses a composite aluminum bat, almost killed his buddy with a liner, but it’s a much more effective hitting tool. So howcome when I take that same rubber handle that is on my kid’s metal bat and put it on a bamboo bat, maple bat, tennis racquet, hockey stick, or my penis, the adhesive doesn’t stick to the aluminum anymore? I think it’s because Rowand can’t hit.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
“Buddy, good question, and you’re right, Rowand can’t hit.”
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What the fuck Rowand
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
LOL ROWNADS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT SSSSSSSSUCKSS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BIKING!!!
LOL first pitch weakass ground ball to second
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
1st pitch hackin!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
First pitch ground ball! Way to go Scott!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand is hilarious
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Tomorrow
LF Bowker
CF Torres
RF Schierholtz
please
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DeRo has been great
And Uribe not-awful
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Uribe to short, DeRo to second, Renteria on the bench.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yesplz
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
1B
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Fuck You
Rownads
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Shift-A
wow there really is no walking away from a GDT this year. I was away for like 5 mins and there has been a couple hundred comments
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
"Renteria works the hole" - Kuip
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Haven’t looked at the other gameday threads, but has anyone else not been able to make MLB TV work for this game?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
mine only started working after the 2nd.
it would open the browser then freeze. eventually i swapped from Safari to Firefox and it’s working. It was easier to get the Disastros feed, then changed over to CSN.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Works for me. But, I started having computer problems as usual once I installed Nexdef again. Love the BlueScreen on my state of the art customized machine — makes me so happy.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 6, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah the NexDef installation has been causing problems for me. Did you uninstall it?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Not yet. I might have to. I uninstalled it as soon as the season ended last year though.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
BAD PANDA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bah.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
HACKOVAL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
Relax, Pablo. Slow down
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
Bullpen time!
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Bad Panda

I want to get more use out of the other one, but you aren’t making it easy.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Torres in Left Center
Bowker in Right Center
DeRosa at 2b
Renteria at SS
Uribe at Rover
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Torres outer outfield
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Rover?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
that’s what happens when Renteria works the hole
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Does DeRosa have the range for CF?
He seems like he’d be quick enough…
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
that’s not a half-bad proposition. He looks plenty agile, good arm. not a lot to lose considering the options at hand.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Just rejoining the thread. Two things:
First: Rowand, take a goddamn pitch, you lousy SOB.
Second: I’m getting annoyed that these games aren’t in HD on Directv. Anybody making any progress in figuring out who is responsible for this stupidity?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Uh oh
38-27 UCONN
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Ffffffuuuuuuuu
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. I tried watching but wow…that’s some awful basketball. And I find pro basketball boring…
by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
And the two teams involved are the teams most responsible for the killing of Womens NCAA basketball. Uconn on a 77 game win streak. And Stanford is like 58-2 over their last 60 games with the only two losses coming from….UCONN.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
WALOLDIS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
Waldis in a close game, huh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This should be interesting.
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Cheese
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
Joaquin over Romo?
Why?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Romo pitched yesterday
Early in the season, want to break in the bullpen
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Romo
did the yuckado before the third out
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Torres start? If so, did the team say they’re just trying different guys for awhile? (Late to the game, sorry).
wait
we’re trusting Joaquin with non-garbage innings?
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
this
but then again it’s not like he’s really facing murderers’ row at the bottom of the astros lineup, so maybe this is the perfect situation to let waldis gain some confidence.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I’d rather have Joaquin out there than the other two arsonists.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
mebbe, prolly,
it does make you rethink the “deep, effective pen” meme, though.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So Lincecum 0 earned runs, Zito 0 earned runs.. Cain needs to top that!
-1 runs? 0 earned and hit a homer.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
He can’t. TRADE HIM TONIGHT.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OMG JINX!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I AM THE WALDIS!
Goo goo ga joob!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
HYMNS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
I love our starting pitching rotation.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Game must be over for Astros fans, doing the wave.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
“GO ON! GET OUTTA HERE!”
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Unf
those pitching lines give me a happy
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Oh good, they have started the wave.
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
FUCK THE WAVE!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
This has interesting possibilities..
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
STFD!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
It tickles pleasantly.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
the wave is for Dodger fans.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
WHOA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
STFD JOHNSON
DAMN FINE SLIDER!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Kaldis

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Works for me.
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109
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
From observation
seemed like ti was around 86 or 87
slow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
WAVE=LOSERS
Watch your team ground out and suck instead.
OH S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
we need to play the astros to start out every season.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
Waldis looks good
Maybe I was wrong
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
STFD Fuck-Off!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Feed the K beast.
It hungers…

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
where is the pelican eating a cat?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLERIA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
Bah!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Bobbles the ball down the stretch, nerds!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
oh rentawreck.
:(
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Time for Mehders
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
Damn you diarrhea
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
WALDIS!
FINISH HIM!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Come on
If rent had made that it would have been an epic play
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Flem
“Cory Sullivan is the only straight left-handed hitter they have.”
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
lolwut Flem?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that.
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Flem
“Corey Sullivan the only straight right handed hitter the Astros have…”
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The rest are gay?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
OMG
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Posey would have let that gone to the backstop
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
Then picked it up and threw it into the gap in right center
by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
IF POSEY HAD BEEN CATCHING THAT BALL WOULD HAVE ROLLED ALL THE WAY TO NEW YORK, THEN WHEN POSEY HAD CAUGHT UP TO IT HE WOULD HAVE THROWN IT TO SEATTLE.
-22gigantes
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Oh man...
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Ow
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Geez
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
HAHA so Flem just said
"Corey Sullivan the only straight right handed hitter the Astros have…"
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
POSEY WOULDN'T HAVE BLOCKED THAT NERDS
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
That’ll leave a mark.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 6, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
YOU’RE LOSING ME WALDIS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
SECOND PLACE IN BEAUTY CONTEST WHAAAAAA??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
looks okay
applause
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
BORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TIME FOR RUNZLER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Interesting
The young guys with the game on the line.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
We got the Runz
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I like the nearly unnoticeable SF on his top hat, but the New York in flames bit loses me somewhat.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
RUNZLER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
hope not
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I conceived the Runz.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL 44-31 UCONN 3 minutes left.
Announcer trying desperately to explain hoe UCONN’s streak will be the last of its kind because “there’s gonna be some really good teams next year!”
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I’m nervous
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
For no good reason.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUCK YEAH!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BLUM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DISASTROS!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Atta Boy!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Awesome
Now to head home.
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Yabu is not impressed.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 6, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
/golf clap
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
One pitch one out! That's how you do it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH RUNZ!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
RUNZY!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/6/1408631/gameday-thread-fourve
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OUTZLER
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
I got suckered into Natto's fake thread
here: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/6/1408631/gameday-thread-fourve
CURSE YOU!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Shift-A
Just got here…. Good Zito showed up today???
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
badass zito. time for RUNZ
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
So btw thought i should post it here. Decided that, due to this start, my best friend and I have agreed to shave our heads should Zeets win the NL cy young.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
who let the riff raff in here?
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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

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