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He looks like one of those lizards with the neck frills or something.

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KKito

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum killed Newman in Jurassic Park

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN NOW!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO FOR CY!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 6, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

JUPITER!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Barry Zito.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Apr 6, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SUBJECTS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Runz Please

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY LIZARD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZEEEEEEEEEEEETS

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

No pitching so far in Milwaukee

Top 2nd with no outs, Milwaukee 3, Colorado 2.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Without the title, I wouldn’t know where I was.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a discussion on llamas.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bush Sr there again?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Barbara though…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think those seats are his season tickets.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID BARBARA MAKE IT TONIGHT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OLD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/THROWS UP ON PRIME MINISTER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That moment was so awesome, it was almost worth suffering through the rest of his presidency…

by Louis XVI on Apr 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fake Bunt!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY SFOAKBAY

DRAFT NOW

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/26/1392526/mccovey-chronicles-draft-iii

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 6, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing dammit!

never thought I’d say that…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY RICE A RONI

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

NO LONGER INJURED!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 6, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BONE CHIPS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Gar!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Rent

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the new Renteria, the one without an injury.

by kingswin on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bone Chips!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

omg I love Panda.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He has little dances and stuff with his teammates.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO DP PLEASE

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

22gigantes snickers to himself

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

UR LOSIN ME

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo couldn’t do that if Bonds and Kent were still on the team.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Good grief.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

You could use the Charlie Brown Good Grief gif here.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HACKOVAL!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD PANDA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that panda dance needs to be gif’d

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SERIOUSLY????

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, what gives?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

…fuck!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey look, a double play.

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

as long as it’s not bob saget inside

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

booo

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

wow this guy is throwing a lot of junk

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Huffmentum

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY HORNE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Now DeRosa is going to hit into a 2-out double play.

by non sequitur on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANTS WAY

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave sating that the reason for the DPs is the fast infield. No Dave, it is a combination of hackers, slow runners, and maybe a fast infield.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

*saying

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they can’t hit into a double play here.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Just you wait and see…..

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUDREY!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HE'LL HUFF AND HE'LL PUFF

And he’ll blow a bloop single.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

derosa hits dingerz

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia:

Will Clark’s 1st Game he homered off Ryan, Who else homered for the Giants that game?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

What 2 other players?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

barry bonds and barry bonds

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no Bonds in ’86

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 6, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

’chasm?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

the comments are flying past, little time to determine intent

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t see your point

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Brenly and Jeff Leonard. Yes I cheated.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEROSA!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DEROSA!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRo!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

MARK!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE DEROSA NOW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

yay DeRosa

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

YUCK

DeRosa spitting out tobacco juice

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I like DeRosa.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s healthy, which was the main concern coming into the season.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mooooooon Moreena

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

2-out Rally Gar

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

gar is on the bench

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon BMoney!

VALIDATE 22GIGANTES!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STANFORD UP 12-5

FEAR THE TREE!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

and will lose 75-55

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TREE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

its been 12-5 for ever!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 6, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

…go beavs?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh we’re here now

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MONEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

22gigantes wuz wrong!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

shellack!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 6, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a thing....

Fuck you gigantes22!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 22GIGANTES

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like we’re going to have a lot of innings like that this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

3 hits no runs!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

bogus

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

3 hits in the inning, no run.

by kingswin on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

3 hits, no runs. YAY.

by non sequitur on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

this game promises to be frustrating

by bombs on Apr 6, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

actually this whole season

by bombs on Apr 6, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor run support is poor.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs more Rally Magic inside van.

/nods nods

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda looks like he gained weight since last year.

by nofreetime on Apr 6, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

zito is the new runless cain.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

he needs to learn how to win

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a good soldjer?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

deadhead

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a proven winner

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

keppinger and feliz are gonna DP the giants all night

by bombs on Apr 6, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the 2000 Giants. loved loved loved them. did they say billy mueller was coming? i love him even though he gets his money from evil

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

hell yeah. i love me some nenz!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like 3 sheets to the wind?

/ ducks!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LEE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKito

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

OOHHH i like this one!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

That’s why they’re called business socks!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

i like this zito

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HORSE MAN

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Elias Sports Bureau just confirmed that Zito has now equaled his 2009 total for swinging strikes.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Stuck with the FS Astros feed...

who was the Astro’s player’s wife that was just interviewed?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

blah blah. blah.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ta ta ta talkin bout…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the one, thx!

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you happen to have a link to that feed?

by kingswin on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DirecTV from MPLS, no CSNBA for some reason.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BAER!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BAER IS DRIVING

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that kid looks so excited to be there.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

what a shit

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Wandy...

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really, the Giants just suck.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito has thrown a lot of bad pitches that the Astros have not cashed in on.

by nofreetime on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zack Baer looks suitably bored.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Baer looks like Big Baer.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WUT?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That series must have had a shift in creative direction from what I remember.

by non sequitur on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I remember that one.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject: Yes.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one is real

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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RACIST PAPA BEAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s some quiver you’re pulling from.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE GOES THA NEIGHBORHOOD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Berenstain Bears

and the reduced property value

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, long damn strike

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

its going to suck to be an astros season ticket holder.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Going?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i meant this year. but yeah, point taken.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants fans who had season tickets in 2008 knows how that is.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZITO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, Giants have scored 2 runs or less in 57 of 98 starts as a Giant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

…for Zito.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it was bad, but I didn’t realize it was that bad.

by nofreetime on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HYMNS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

okay, I missed most of the game thus far...

Pedro Feliz is playing 1B!??!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Some guy named Chris Johnson played 3B. Never heard of him, not that that means anything.

by non sequitur on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like a Bowker type from their farm system

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess if he were a superstar 3B prospect it wouldn’t have made sense to pick up Happy Pete.

by non sequitur on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that it made sense to pick him up anyway.

But, you know, Ed Wade.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much strike zone with an 0-2 count

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

zito knows its the astros.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy does a bad Helton impression.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching giants on gameday and listening to the rockies lose on the radio…
Not a bad life

by fantastical on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

12-154
9 blurns on blurn
2 blurns in the 4th blurn
and molina kept derosa from stealing a blurn

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feed the K monster.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That will do.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice inning!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito

It’s the new socks.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I repeat

That’s why they’re called business socks.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUribe

123 inning

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

has zeets even gotten 4 runs while being a giant?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I am sure he has run 4 or more trains as a Giant.

by Every6thDay on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the socks

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Due up next for the GIDPts…

by Every6thDay on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I must have missed the memo

When did the Baron decide to stop sucking?

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So since this game is so fucking boring and I don't hate Zito right now...

Anyone wanna see if we can piss grant off again? That was kinda fun

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed this… was this today?

by Every6thDay on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the first thread, it’s highly rec’d

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs less subject line.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs MOAR subject line!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hip hip hurray.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BONJOUR MONSIEUR

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hitting comes in streaks

GIDP doesn’t take days off.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

zito’s success is definitely more about asstro suckage

by bombs on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

i made zito a keeper in one of my fantasy leagues!

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I choose you!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who will hit the double play in this inning?

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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe’s swingin’ for the fences. Not that that’s news.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants game started an hour after the Red Sox-Yankees and it’s almost the same inning (one is top 5 the other bottom 5).

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't you know?

Congress passed a law that a boston ny game had to be at least 6 hours long

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brake out the weapons!

I want a Giants run!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRIBE!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RIBE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DAAAAAAAAAAAANG, he made uribe take a knee!!!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLriguez

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WANDY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WANDY!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WANDY

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUNDAMENTALZ!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLUCK!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a bad bunt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Turned out ok?

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s one way to look at it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to be more possitive

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIFT THE PENTAGON!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOOM!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground Attack!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEED

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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground attack?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres the Giant

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

VRROOOOOOM

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!!!!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I had forgotten about “ground attack.”

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wandy still would have gotten Velez out.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

'Stros broadcaster:

Wandy coming a little TOO hard there.

by Every6thDay on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you say TWSS?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is indeed

A difficult predicament.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahaha… torres is like. “fuck it. i cant hit the curve so i might as well bunt.”

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The ball must have Vaseline on it.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

PFP FAIL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Hold on...

somehow through all of this i missed that pedro is at 1st

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy flashes the GIDP

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLIRL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR BUNTZ!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ACCEPTABLE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE OUT PERCENTAGE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ZEETS!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito says NO to the GIDP.

And Rowand says YES to ending the inning.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wait, now we need to rely on Rowand to score LOL LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

UGLY 80s ASTROS UNIS!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wow, lotta faith in mr 0-7 aaron rowand for a 2 out hit

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott: Now would be a good time not to suck.

by out machine on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God Rowand

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott

Your our best hope!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip

Like Scott is going to knock in the runner.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

my boy and his optimism

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROOOOOOOOWINNNNN

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously, the guy needs to STFU

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s W.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Barbara

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON SCOTT

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand will strike out here…

by nofreetime on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Here it comes….swing over the top of a ball in the dirt

by nofreetime on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Wandy is thinking right now Whew I’m out of this inning

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Slider in the dirt?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Poke one into RF = HR. How is this difficult to understand?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

…yes.

Of course…

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow john miller just told me the giants hit into 7 DP’s in one game against the sto’s once

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he like call you at home or something?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did not get 7 runners on base!

by Wazl on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a secret!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No faith in Rowand...

only baklava

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand is praying for a slider away from a left-handed pitcher.

by Every6thDay on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Rowand really off balance there.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

he’ll be back in the squat soon enough. similar to schierholtz batting gloves.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

You suck Scott

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FISTED

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLWAND

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand you moron

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

hilarious

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

DID ROWAND ACTUALLY THINK THAT WAS A POPUP?

FAIL!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU ROWNAD

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer!

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

that was an interesting way to suck

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Your 2010 Giants

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is going to be good year to be Giants fan in the Sabean era!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO MUCH FAIL

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Great inning.

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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

What, no crab juice?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!!

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay

that was even more pathetic than expected.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin' useless offense

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand 0-8 so far…

If he goes 0-April does he lose his job?

by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

no

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

would you like torrez or velez?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

scott rowand

major league baseball player

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice hustle.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand

Fucka You!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer!!

Oh well looks like the pop lazer gun is set on stupid.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

No no, Scott it's fine.

just take a crazy ass roundabout hack at a 2-2 pitch, it’s not like we’re trying to score runs or anything…JUST GET A FUCKING HIT! OR AT LEAST RUN TO FIRST FUCKING BASE! PRETEND THAT AT LEAST YOU THINK YOU’RE WORTH 13 MILLION A YEAR! FUCK YOU!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

and thats our leadoff hitter

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he made Wandy throw some pitches?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Silver Lining!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But ST stats?

He tricksed us

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Embarrassing, Scott

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND ALWAYS PLAYS 110%!! EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE DOESN’T!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

U GAIZ R GUNNA LUV ROWNADS!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I usually dont go on other teams sites, but your gunna love Scotty

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same as it ever was

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOULDVE GOTTEN PODSEDNIK

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone needs to make a gif of that swing.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Rowand really pisses me off sometime.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

20—12 Stanford at the half.

20-12? lol

by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Points 20 12
Field Goals 8-31 (25.8%) 5-29 (17.2%)
Free Throws 1-2 (50.0%) 0-4 (0.0%)
3-pointers 3-10 (30.0%) 2-12 (16.7%)

by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TREES!!

FEAR THEM!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your just beggin’ for a Rush song, aren’t you?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Is that game terrible or something? What the hell is going on?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like they are shooting the lighs “on”

by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BETTER THAN 21-12

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the meek shall inherit the earth,,,

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO STANFORD!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man that was so sad and hilarious. HE LOOKED UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

"... elevenses?"

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poll question

How many wins will Barry Zito have?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

109

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

39% so far said 14-16

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

8% said 20+

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ten. As usual.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

If only we had overpaid for Torii Hunter instead of Rowand.

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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs moar CF!!

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 6, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Scott Rownads.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Zeets and Wandy 2 hits? gosh.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s still more than rowand

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL US
Aaron Rowand of
5 years/$60M (2008-12)
5 years/$60M (2008-12)
signed by San Francisco as a free agent 12/12/07
$8M signing bonus ($4M each paid in 2008, 2009)
08:$8M, 09:$8M, 10:$12M, 11:$12M, 12:$12M
full no-trade clause in 2008, limited no-trade clause in 2009-12
1 year/$4.35M (2007)
re-signed by Philadelphia 1/07 (avoided arbitration)
award bonus: $15,000 for All Star selection
2 years/$8.5M (2005-06), plus 2007 option
re-signed by White Sox 1/05 (avoided arbitration)
05:$2M, 06:$3.25M, 07:$3.25M player option or $5M club option
acquired by Philadelphia in trade from White Sox 11/05, with Phillies paying $22M to White Sox to cover about half of Jim Thome’s remaining salaries
club & player declined 2007 options 11/06
1 year/$0.34M (2004) 3/04
1 year/$0.32M (2003) 3/03
1 year/$0.225M (2002) 3/02
agent: Craig Landis
ML service: 8.065

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 6, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/jumps out window

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't do that

it’s opening week

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

id trade him for Thome

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d trade him for WordUpThome.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d trade him for taking on 1/2 his salary.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

just in case we make the series

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our management is so fail. $$$ = starter. Skill = who cares.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we apply for TARP funding to cover this? Rowand is, after all, a toxic asset.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

veteran gritty gamerness

willing to plow into walls and secure Sanchez’s no hitter…priceless?

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget good clubhouse guy, because you cant have assholes like Barry Bonds messing with team chemistry.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 6, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

11 wins. book it. 8 of them in the second half.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you referring to the record for the Giants?

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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATHLETIC was right?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me

Did Lars make his official prediction?

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quintero seems to have recovered well from that interference scare. His poor arm.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OH, ITS EVEN MORE PATHETIC ON THE REPLAY.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand looks so awful right now

That I half-believe it’ll take him as long to get a hit as it took Bengie to draw a walk last year.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

lack of poop

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst shape of his life?

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 6, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KRUK IMPRESSION OF SCOTT

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa, I didn’t actually mean to call him scott. I’ve been reading too many posts in this thread

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott is his name

Barry decreed it, it is so.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE DONE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish Him

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope we can dump that contract soon

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

POOPIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LESS POOPIN THIS YEAR!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Like any sucker is going to take it.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bavisi isn’t a GM anymore.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paging Pirates GM...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 6, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pirates GM is smart(er) now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their terrible GM (Littlefield) isn’t their GM anymore, either.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 6, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont get your hopes up

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Hope

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that at one point the giants will atleast be big enough to suck it up that rowand shouldnt start

Atleast when someone like Ford or Peguero comes along

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 6, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito and 4 pitches

Seems like he has the fastball, slider, change, curve combo going well tonight.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey everyone: GO RVING.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU GUYS!!

HE RIDES BICYCLES NOW!

BICYCLES!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, did UConn seriously only score 12 points in the first half?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, ridonkulous

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

did the pope seriously help child molesters get away with it?

by bombs on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess uconn only scored 12 points then

by bombs on Apr 6, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait Wandy is a Switch hitter?

gamer

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

striking out

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God that dumb ass hill and pole in CF

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It was meant as a joke. Former GM Tad Smith jokingly said “Let’s build a hill and a flag poll in center field” and they listened. They call it “Tad’s Hill”.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn’t be an awful-looking park without that ridiculous gimmickery.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair i think hunter pence in 0-7 this year too.

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 6, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Think we can get them trade?!!?!?!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure rowand is 0-8 and doesn’t have the advantage of being 26 years old

by commodoregiant on Apr 6, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Loloffense

Zito is dealing

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD WANDY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD opposing pitcher.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bitch ass!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKito

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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate how much louder commercials are than the regular broadcast

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i always have to jump up and turn it down cause im at work

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they weren’t supposed to do that?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pleases me.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Zito practice canyon tossing again?

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 6, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

Zito and Wilson were too busy snorting coke off of Lindsay Lohan’s ass to do any canyon throwing

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a disgusting visual.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally.

Lindsay Lohan. Ugh.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

so far the results are interesting

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 new appetite for winning
2 new socks

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

has the Warriors won yet?

proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 6, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

down by 18

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlb.com

Is at-bat better than gameday? Is there a way to turn on more ptch fx data and browse back innings/abs?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Anything is better than gameday

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

at-bat has a running summary of all the innings at the bottom and is more organized/cleaner than gameday

by commodoregiant on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

its alright. It's what gameday should be

you do get the audio package with that though.

by Leniz on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score some runs, assholes,

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, it’s the heart of our order, such as it is.

by non sequitur on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

More like gallbladder, could be removed without real detriment to the system.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top of the order. Let’s brake out the heavy weapons!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t watch 2012, Jon.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMANTIC

/rolls eyes

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

But they told me in the pre-game that Zito is tipping his fastballs with his release point. Yet the Astros seems to have missed this (or was it a planted story to fool Houston?)

by nofreetime on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would you ruin a perfectly good baseball game with a marriage proposal? Now you can’t watch the rest of the game because you have to field phone calls and cake choices the rest of the night. And you certainly can’t listen to the post game show on the way home.

by Every6thDay on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing more romantic than proposing in an isolated location!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

i love edgar’s new patience!!!

by lehmsbobby on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP GAR!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAROBP

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WALKIN GAR

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

a 4 pitch walk? SCANDALOUS!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Juuuust a little to the left.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

walks rent to set up the DP!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

<3 Rent

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WALKIN GAR

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This game needs Panda Power.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The Forbidden Result!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell

Diarrhea took a walk

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 6, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL making fun of the guy who proposed. I love our announcers.

Also texan wearing a ford truck shirt.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Pablo.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MON PANDA

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

crawford boxes

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

make it happen

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tries
//fails

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger Woods isn’t batting, Pablo is.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand

Why he’s not whirlywind hacking at everything

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this OBP?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

why did i reply to you?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is he doing????!!!

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0. C’mon, Wandy. Throw a fastball right down the middle.

by non sequitur on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

shit, at least throw a strike, Wandy

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

PATIENT PANDA

I LUVS BAM BAM

by lehmsbobby on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

come on panda

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW BALLS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLOBP

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck is this “not swinging at balls” nonsense?

by deuce deuce on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda Patience!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Be patient, [Giants hitter]

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA WALK WITH ME

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit

I was gonna make a picture for that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!!!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO WALKS IN ONE INNING!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

MUST BE A RECORD!!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WALKS

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What's with these walks?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Meulens

best offseason acquisition

by commodoregiant on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please no triple play.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

wait for benji to get up

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

huffing for homers!

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

whaaaaaaat 2 in a row?!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Aubrey!

(Charlie Huff? Aubrey Hough?)

by non sequitur on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

can BAM BAM manage as well?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t remember seeing back-to-back walks last year…

by nofreetime on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope if Aubrey hits into a DP

Pablo takes out that second baseman

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the triple play!

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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What is this thing called?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Through the darkness of future past,
The sabetmetrician longs to see
Once chants out between two worlds:
Panda, walk with me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

wandy’s gonna walk huff and derosa to get molina to ground into a triple play

by bombs on Apr 6, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot help but think that somewhere Carney Lansford is cursing really loudly and throwing things.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MON CAPTAIN AUBREY

Jack one out!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Make him throw a strike.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

9 balls in a row

thats only 1 walk in 1850

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This OBP stuff is crap. The Giants have a .400 OBP tonight and haven’t scored any runs.

Brian Sabean

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OR

do that

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUBREY!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!!!!!!!!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZZZZZ

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Runz!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

CAPTAIN AUBREY

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

RBI GUY!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH HUFF!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

AND RUNS!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HORNE!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yes!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

who’s this?

proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Audrey Horne, top 5 character in Twin Peaks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

needz more

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff yeah.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

hot diggity

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSS

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

wandy’s at 79 pitches now

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at Rent knowing how to take a walk and run the bases

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

shit + A

why isn’t bowker in? and how is zeets being effective? and 3 gidps?

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LHP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zeets has been amazing

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefty pitcher = Bowker out

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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah I suspected, is nate not a good lefty hitter either?

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hush

don’t wake the gods

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hufflepuff!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Audrey!

thats my girls name

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

looks sad

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been puffin stuff.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Mark that was bad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEEEEEEED

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD SLIDE HUFF!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah DeRo!

Way to run it out

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a Double Play !!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

whew. Almost another DP but DeRosa with fake speed.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ALMOST!!

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SAFE!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOM

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

huff

gamering through a DP

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa really, really wanted to join the GIDP party.

by non sequitur on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Walks lead to runs?

/Bochys mind asplodes

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Holy crap these guys are tortoiseian! DeRosa was barely safe.

by Every6thDay on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Every night I’m hustlin’ hustlin’ hustlin’

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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Huff

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BEEP

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FAT MAN MOTOR

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Did someone remember to load groundattack.exe on teh 2010 squad yet?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEELZ!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!!!!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, proof that RIBEYEZZZ are useless.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Beep

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

RIBBIES!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice try, Mark! Sure you’ll GIDP next time

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA HUSTLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Speedy Panda!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda speed!

proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA WHEELS!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

KungFu Safe at home

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive outz?

Nooozzz

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

What was that?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how we do it.

by Into the Void on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I was looking for this picture for such a long time last season.

by deuce deuce on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no choice but to approve!

by Every6thDay on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-Money

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOO

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

RIBE

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

runnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzz

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

YAYRIBE!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ooooooooooooo

ribeeee

by lehmsbobby on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

XANTHAN WAS RIGHT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOO

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

RIBE

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda

managed to score and not lose his drumstick

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

uuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiibe

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR RUNS!

What is this offense?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST. INNING. EVER.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA ELUSIVENESS!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazz Hands

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OFFENSIVE ESSPLOSSION

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But ended with Ribbiez!

Weeeeee!

by Wazl on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

22gigantes must feel so empowered.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You know-it-alls give him no credit for popping out in such a way that a run was scored!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZ Hands!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

To really love a woman

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

CROOKED NUMBERS FTMFW!!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

We winning this inning

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m working on being positive.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more happy for Zito than I am for anyone else though. He deserves a win tonight.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Uribe

I got the magic stick

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What's happening?

Is this gonna be forever?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

or is this fantasy?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

caught in a landslide

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

no escape from reality.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

to escape from reality

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap.

what scout said

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

three run innings, it’s what we do

by commodoregiant on Apr 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m beginning to want uribe to start even when sanchez gets back

by bombs on Apr 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

moar surgury

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're in this thing!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Urine!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

my world its turned upside down!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

working the count

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGOBP

That was a good take by Torres

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

patience

Gar, Panda walk on 4 pitches each.
Huff watches the first three then hits the fourth into the outfield.
DeRosa watched the first strike.
Molina and Uribe – 1st pitch hackin.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

and Torres has a nice 7pitch AB end in a BB.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Walks?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

THREE WALKS! THREE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

IN ONE INNING!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which makes me wonder why Wandy is still in.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes up to 92 pitches

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because doing otherwise would require the Astros Bullpen.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you walk 3 San Francisco Giants in an inning, you're not doing well.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Forbidden Result!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

One more run and Zito is unbeatable according to that stat they keep bringing up!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird time to throw a curveball

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATING THE GAME

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

this is more walks than i think i saw all last year

by commodoregiant on Apr 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawon Dunston must really be pissed.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

rolling in his grave.

proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walkzzzz

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

zito hits a 3 run shot

by Montana_Rob on Apr 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

it;s ok

slugger’s up.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This is madness!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Just walk him, Scott’s up next.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at that swing

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, Zito has his hit for the month.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL’d

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRUT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZITO

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SUBJECT: I LIKE RUNS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOO ZITO CANT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I go shopping, I come back to three runs

I like it!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Go back out please

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am sending you $10 via paypal

go buy yourself something pretty

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 walks turns into 3 runs. WERE YOU WATCHING, SABES?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

But how many RIBEYES did those walks get? NONE!

by DividedByZero on Apr 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/6/1408627/one-two-one-two-three-fourth

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Gaah.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLUBT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval

He IS the Dragon Warrior.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fun!!!

Can we do this again soon…please!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

crooked numbers

we might win this inning

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

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