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KKito


I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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ZITO FOR CY!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
JUPITER!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
SUBJECTS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
RALLY LIZARD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ZEEEEEEEEEEEETS
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
No pitching so far in Milwaukee
Top 2nd with no outs, Milwaukee 3, Colorado 2.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Without the title, I wouldn’t know where I was.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
Bush Sr there again?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
DID BARBARA MAKE IT TONIGHT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL OLD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/THROWS UP ON PRIME MINISTER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fake Bunt!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
HEY SFOAKBAY
DRAFT NOW
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/26/1392526/mccovey-chronicles-draft-iii
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
EDGAR!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY RICE A RONI
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
NO LONGER INJURED!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
BONE CHIPS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Gar!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
omg I love Panda.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What’d Panda do?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He has little dances and stuff with his teammates.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Aww. I ♥ Panda.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
22gigantes snickers to himself
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
UR LOSIN ME
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Are you fucking kidding me
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Good grief.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL HACKOVAL!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
BAD PANDA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SERIOUSLY????
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WTF
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Alright, what gives?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
ugh

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
as long as it’s not bob saget inside
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
booo
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
Huffmentum
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
AUDREY!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
AUDREY HORNE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THE GIANTS WAY
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Dave sating that the reason for the DPs is the fast infield. No Dave, it is a combination of hackers, slow runners, and maybe a fast infield.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
*saying
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
HE'LL HUFF AND HE'LL PUFF
And he’ll blow a bloop single.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Trivia:
Will Clark’s 1st Game he homered off Ryan, Who else homered for the Giants that game?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
What 2 other players?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
barry bonds and barry bonds
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
no Bonds in ’86
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
’chasm?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
DEROSA!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
DEROSA!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
MARK!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
I LIKE DEROSA NOW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YUCK
DeRosa spitting out tobacco juice
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I think I like DeRosa.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I think he’s healthy, which was the main concern coming into the season.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
DEROSA
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
C'mooooooon Moreena
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
gar is on the bench
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Cmon BMoney!
VALIDATE 22GIGANTES!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
STANFORD UP 12-5
FEAR THE TREE!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and will lose 75-55
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
GO STANFORD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
TREE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
its been 12-5 for ever!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
sigh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
NO MONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
22gigantes wuz wrong!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
shellack!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 6, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 22GIGANTES
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
3 hits no runs!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
MLOLINA
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
Poor run support is poor.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
he needs to learn how to win
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
not a good soldjer?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
I loved the 2000 Giants. loved loved loved them. did they say billy mueller was coming? i love him even though he gets his money from evil
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD LEE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
KKKito



I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
STFD!
That’s why they’re called business socks!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Elias Sports Bureau just confirmed that Zito has now equaled his 2009 total for swinging strikes.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Stuck with the FS Astros feed...
who was the Astro’s player’s wife that was just interviewed?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
blah blah. blah.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
DirecTV from MPLS, no CSNBA for some reason.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
LOL BAER!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BAER IS DRIVING
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wow that kid looks so excited to be there.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
what a shit
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Zack Baer looks suitably bored.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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wtf
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I remember that one.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Subject: Yes.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This one is real

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL RACIST PAPA BEAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THERE GOES THA NEIGHBORHOOD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wtf
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Berenstain Bears
and the reduced property value
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Wow, long damn strike
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Going?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
wow, Giants have scored 2 runs or less in 57 of 98 starts as a Giant.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HYMNS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
okay, I missed most of the game thus far...
Pedro Feliz is playing 1B!??!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
He looks like a Bowker type from their farm system
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don’t understand it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Too much strike zone with an 0-2 count
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
This guy does a bad Helton impression.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
12-154
9 blurns on blurn
2 blurns in the 4th blurn
and molina kept derosa from stealing a blurn
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Feed the K monster.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
YAY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
Nice inning!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
I repeat
That’s why they’re called business socks.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
has zeets even gotten 4 runs while being a giant?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
I must have missed the memo
When did the Baron decide to stop sucking?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
So since this game is so fucking boring and I don't hate Zito right now...
Anyone wanna see if we can piss grant off again? That was kinda fun
Where's Perry?
in the first thread, it’s highly rec’d
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hip hip hurray.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hitting comes in streaks
GIDP doesn’t take days off.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Who will hit the double play in this inning?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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The Giants game started an hour after the Red Sox-Yankees and it’s almost the same inning (one is top 5 the other bottom 5).
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Didn't you know?
Congress passed a law that a boston ny game had to be at least 6 hours long
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
LOLRIBE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RIBE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL WANDY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLUCK!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
That was a bad bunt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
Turned out ok?
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s one way to look at it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m trying to be more possitive
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LIFT THE PENTAGON!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
SPEED
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Wow, I had forgotten about “ground attack.”
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That is indeed
A difficult predicament.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
PFP FAIL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy flashes the GIDP
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
MOAR BUNTZ!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
ACCEPTABLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PRODUCTIVE OUT PERCENTAGE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL ROWNADS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
lol wow, lotta faith in mr 0-7 aaron rowand for a 2 out hit
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL Kuip
Like Scott is going to knock in the runner.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
seriously, the guy needs to STFU
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Barbara
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
COME ON SCOTT
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Poke one into RF = HR. How is this difficult to understand?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
LF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
No faith in Rowand...
only baklava
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
FISTED
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
LOL ROWNADS!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
OMG SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gamer!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
that was an interesting way to suck
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Great inning.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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What, no crab juice?
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
yes!!
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Okay
that was even more pathetic than expected.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
WOW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fuckin' useless offense
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Rowand 0-8 so far…
If he goes 0-April does he lose his job?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
Aaron Rowand
Fucka You!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
No no, Scott it's fine.
just take a crazy ass roundabout hack at a 2-2 pitch, it’s not like we’re trying to score runs or anything…JUST GET A FUCKING HIT! OR AT LEAST RUN TO FIRST FUCKING BASE! PRETEND THAT AT LEAST YOU THINK YOU’RE WORTH 13 MILLION A YEAR! FUCK YOU!
Where's Perry?
LOL ROWAND YOU SUCK
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
At least he made Wandy throw some pitches?
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Silver Lining!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
But ST stats?
He tricksed us
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Embarrassing, Scott
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
U GAIZ R GUNNA LUV ROWNADS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
Someone needs to make a gif of that swing.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
This
Rowand really pisses me off sometime.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Points 20 12
Field Goals 8-31 (25.8%) 5-29 (17.2%)
Free Throws 1-2 (50.0%) 0-4 (0.0%)
3-pointers 3-10 (30.0%) 2-12 (16.7%)
by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
TREES!!
FEAR THEM!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Is that game terrible or something? What the hell is going on?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Looks like they are shooting the lighs “on”
by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
BETTER THAN 21-12
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
And the meek shall inherit the earth,,,
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
GO STANFORD!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Man that was so sad and hilarious. HE LOOKED UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Poll question
How many wins will Barry Zito have?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
If only we had overpaid for Torii Hunter instead of Rowand.
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needs moar CF!!
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Shift-A
Zeets and Wandy 2 hits? gosh.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
that’s still more than rowand
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL US
Aaron Rowand of
5 years/$60M (2008-12)
5 years/$60M (2008-12)
signed by San Francisco as a free agent 12/12/07
$8M signing bonus ($4M each paid in 2008, 2009)
08:$8M, 09:$8M, 10:$12M, 11:$12M, 12:$12M
full no-trade clause in 2008, limited no-trade clause in 2009-12
1 year/$4.35M (2007)
re-signed by Philadelphia 1/07 (avoided arbitration)
award bonus: $15,000 for All Star selection
2 years/$8.5M (2005-06), plus 2007 option
re-signed by White Sox 1/05 (avoided arbitration)
05:$2M, 06:$3.25M, 07:$3.25M player option or $5M club option
acquired by Philadelphia in trade from White Sox 11/05, with Phillies paying $22M to White Sox to cover about half of Jim Thome’s remaining salaries
club & player declined 2007 options 11/06
1 year/$0.34M (2004) 3/04
1 year/$0.32M (2003) 3/03
1 year/$0.225M (2002) 3/02
agent: Craig Landis
ML service: 8.065
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
don't do that
it’s opening week
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d trade him for taking on 1/2 his salary.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
just in case we make the series
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Our management is so fail. $$$ = starter. Skill = who cares.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
veteran gritty gamerness
willing to plow into walls and secure Sanchez’s no hitter…priceless?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Don’t forget good clubhouse guy, because you cant have assholes like Barry Bonds messing with team chemistry.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 6, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
11 wins. book it. 8 of them in the second half.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Are you referring to the record for the Giants?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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ATHLETIC was right?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me
Did Lars make his official prediction?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Rowand looks so awful right now
That I half-believe it’ll take him as long to get a hit as it took Bengie to draw a walk last year.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
worst shape of his life?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
whoa, I didn’t actually mean to call him scott. I’ve been reading too many posts in this thread
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott is his name
Barry decreed it, it is so.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hope we can dump that contract soon
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
POOPIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LESS POOPIN THIS YEAR!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
I hope that at one point the giants will atleast be big enough to suck it up that rowand shouldnt start
Atleast when someone like Ford or Peguero comes along
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Zito and 4 pitches
Seems like he has the fastball, slider, change, curve combo going well tonight.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
FUCK YOU GUYS!!
HE RIDES BICYCLES NOW!
BICYCLES!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, did UConn seriously only score 12 points in the first half?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wait Wandy is a Switch hitter?
gamer
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Oh God that dumb ass hill and pole in CF
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
to be fair i think hunter pence in 0-7 this year too.
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 6, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
pretty sure rowand is 0-8 and doesn’t have the advantage of being 26 years old
by commodoregiant on Apr 6, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
Loloffense
Zito is dealing
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
STFD WANDY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bitch ass!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
KKKKito




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STFD!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
I hate how much louder commercials are than the regular broadcast
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I thought they weren’t supposed to do that?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Zito practice canyon tossing again?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Nope
Zito and Wilson were too busy snorting coke off of Lindsay Lohan’s ass to do any canyon throwing
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a disgusting visual.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
so far the results are interesting
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
has the Warriors won yet?
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
mlb.com
Is at-bat better than gameday? Is there a way to turn on more ptch fx data and browse back innings/abs?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
at-bat has a running summary of all the innings at the bottom and is more organized/cleaner than gameday
by commodoregiant on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t watch 2012, Jon.
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ROMANTIC
/rolls eyes
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OBP GAR!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
EDGAR!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
WALKIN GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This game needs Panda Power.
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FORBIDDEN RESULT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
What the hell
Diarrhea took a walk
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
LOL making fun of the guy who proposed. I love our announcers.
Also texan wearing a ford truck shirt.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
crawford boxes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
make it happen
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
/tries
//fails
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for a Panda Bomb
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Nice.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
shit, at least throw a strike, Wandy
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
OBP!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
Panda Patience!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Be patient, [Giants hitter]
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
PANDA WALK WITH ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TWO WALKS IN ONE INNING!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
MUST BE A RECORD!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
forbidden result x2!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
+109
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA OBP
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
I hope if Aubrey hits into a DP
Pablo takes out that second baseman
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Here comes the triple play!
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C'MON CAPTAIN AUBREY
Jack one out!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
This OBP stuff is crap. The Giants have a .400 OBP tonight and haven’t scored any runs.
Brian Sabean
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
OR
do that
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
AUDREY!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
RUNZZZZZ
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions

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HORNE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HUFF!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
who’s this?
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
Huff!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
YESSS

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
shit + A
why isn’t bowker in? and how is zeets being effective? and 3 gidps?
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
Zeets has been amazing
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Lefty pitcher = Bowker out
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Audrey!
thats my girls name
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
looks sad
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s been puffin stuff.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
GAMER

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
SPEEEEEEED
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Yeah DeRo!
Way to run it out
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
ALMOST!!
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
huff
gamering through a DP
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Walks lead to runs?
/Bochys mind asplodes
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Every night I’m hustlin’ hustlin’ hustlin’
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WHEELZ!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA!!!!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, proof that RIBEYEZZZ are useless.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Runs!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
Nice try, Mark! Sure you’ll GIDP next time
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA GET DOWN SLIDE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
Speedy Panda!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Panda speed!
proud temporary parent of , since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
KungFu Safe at home
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Productive outz?
Nooozzz
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
VROOM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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OOOOOOOO
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
HELL YEAH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YAYRIBE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
XANTHAN WAS RIGHT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
RIBE
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
JAZZAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JAZZ HANDS!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
Panda
managed to score and not lose his drumstick
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
MOAR RUNS!
What is this offense?
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
OBI JUAN!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
22gigantes must feel so empowered.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
You know-it-alls give him no credit for popping out in such a way that a run was scored!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
JUAN

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We winning this inning
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I’m more happy for Zito than I am for anyone else though. He deserves a win tonight.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Juan Uribe
I got the magic stick
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
or is this fantasy?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
to escape from reality
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
crap.
what scout said
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
We're in this thing!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
OBP!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
patience
Gar, Panda walk on 4 pitches each.
Huff watches the first three then hits the fourth into the outfield.
DeRosa watched the first strike.
Molina and Uribe – 1st pitch hackin.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
THREE WALKS! THREE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IN ONE INNING!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Which makes me wonder why Wandy is still in.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
If you walk 3 San Francisco Giants in an inning, you're not doing well.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
The Forbidden Result!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Weird time to throw a curveball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Shawon Dunston must really be pissed.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Walkzzzz
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
STRUT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL ZITO
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
SUBJECT: I LIKE RUNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I go shopping, I come back to three runs
I like it!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i am sending you $10 via paypal
go buy yourself something pretty
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
3 walks turns into 3 runs. WERE YOU WATCHING, SABES?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
But how many RIBEYES did those walks get? NONE!
by DividedByZero on Apr 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/6/1408627/one-two-one-two-three-fourth
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Gaah.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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BLUBT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Pablo Sandoval
He IS the Dragon Warrior.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
That was fun!!!
Can we do this again soon…please!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
crooked numbers
we might win this inning
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

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