Open GameThread, 4/6
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 6, 2010 3:30 PM PDT
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PrintMy internet connection has been down all day, so my apologies for only being able to post a bare-boned gamethread from my phone. I'll know in a few hours if I'm going to blame Zito for my internet connection too.
Edit -- Natto brought in the first Zito start of the season better than I did by discovering this untouched, undoctored photo...
GameThread Two can be found by clicking this link.
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Go Giants!
What are the odds that we’ll need a new thread by the start of the game?
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
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CF Rowand
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF DeRosa
C Molina
2B Uribe
RF Torres
P Zito
LHP. LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m just glad it’s not Velez.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Unless you have enough veteran grit.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 6, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs moar VROOOOM
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
So excited
I’ve been waiting for creepy Zito family photos all winter!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Geez grant. Game 2 of the year and youre posting lazy threads already
Losing me mccoven..
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Hey, the dude’s playing injured. You heard him – his internet connection is down. A lesser person would just stop posting, but he’ll keep up his weak-internet connection posts all year long. Then, at the end of the year, blame any failings on said weak-internet connections.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 6, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Predictions for the game!
Zito gives up 4 earned over 5. We get to Wandy for 3, and then its a bullpen game for both teams.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
I’ll put up our bullpen against Houston’s anyday. . .
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Apr 6, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Except Gervacio…he’s quite good
but then again, one good guy against our Bullpen
But then again again…We have mehdders
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wandy will destroy the lineup.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Just like Oswalt did?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Our bullpen should hands down destroy the Houston one.
As long as we don’t lead with Meh-dders, who is still in my dog house. I will let him out tomorrow. No need to alert the the authorities.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I fear Zito’s gonna get hammered tonight (not that way).
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
If I get hammered, will that stand in his stead?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I can think of three ways to read that, and I’m not sure which one you’re warning against.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant (not) in the TWSS sense.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
ok, if I get hammered, will that then be removed from his destiny?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Afterwards we will.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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So first Zito is going to get hammered (not that way), and then we are going to get hammered (not the same way), and then some of us will get hammered again (in a third way).
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
newer math
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
BECAUSE HE’S THE THIRD BEST STARTER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
at best!
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Apr 6, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
RIGHTY LEFTY RIGHTY LEFTY WELLEMEYER
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This.
Where’s the Wellemeyer arm?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I have to say, I’ve never understood why two lefties can’t start in a row.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Because then the righties would be consecutive.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
by dregarx on Apr 6, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BECAUSE IT WON’T CONFUSE THE OTHER TEAM
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually thought maybe it was recognition that Zito is more likely to tax the bullpen than Cain or Lincecum, so instead of having Zito + Sanchez + The Todd = three bullpen heavy days, it’s broken up so the bullpen hopefully has a restful Cain start between taxing days. If that makes sense.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 6, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
No. I’m pretty sure that Bochy has said multiple times that he likes to break up the lefties and the righties.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, well that seems dumb.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 6, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t remember where I found this but somebody posted data online that showed that Reuter and Schmidt and Ortiz (not sure about the exact players) actually pitched better when the lefties and righties were split than when they were consecutive.
I think there’s actually a body of statistical evidence behind it.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Really? But why would that be the case? Of course it’s possible (assuming the data is broader than three pitchers) but I’m just not sure why that would happen.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 6, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Besides the lefty-right stuff, Reuter was on a whole different level with regards to velocity, which I expect would screw with hitters’ timing.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I could see that being a factor, I’m just a little skeptical. Whatever, after Zito throws 8 shutout innings tonight I won’t complain.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 6, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it could make some sense— If you think about it from the perspective of an offense getting more comfortable going against a certain starter on consecutive days.
Anyway, I don’t know if it really works or not, but it honestly probably doesn’t matter much one way or the other. As long as you’re worth starter is fifth (because he’s going to get skipped more often) I don’t really care how a manager wants to arrange his starters because over 162 game season it will probably all even out, more or less.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 6, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That seems reasonable. Of course, the Giants have said they’re never skipping Wellermeyer, so one could debate that for a bit too.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 6, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
BORK
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Hey! STATZ agree!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Yeah…
I don’t remember where they are.
LOL me.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
BORKY BORKY BORKY BORKY BORKY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
CAIN SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What game does Aaron Rowand get taken out of the lead off spot? I’m going like game 45-50 when Sanchez gets back
Rowand proved that he could lead off last season. Unless somebody else proves that they can lead off while Rowand is leading off, there won’t be a change.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
By proved, do you mean had a good june and then was so bad that he got dropped to 7th in the line up?
Oui.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
You can’t prove that he didn’t.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m telling you Rowand used up all his quality plate appearances of the season in March its .218/.271/.358 for the rest of the season.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 6, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
subject line, please
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Not on Win Now images!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Ralph Garr?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay for the giant sunflower guy!
And also, nice frightened Lady Bush.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
This never gets old.
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol top hat.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I like to think that this is how Sabes sees himself.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The next one needs to have him twirling a cane.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
TRADE CANE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gritty Gamer alert
Upper left corner
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
BARBARA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is the kid in the top-middle?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The Other Brian Wilson. Eating a record.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/googles “other brian wilson”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the GIFs are okay in the gamethreads. Just not in the post game thread
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 6, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Gifs are fine in gamethreads :)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I thought
GIFs were always fine, provided they come with a subject line
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Who the hell cares about subject lines? Between this, the GIFs whining, and the “too busy” thread whining, we’re on a slippery slope towards niner nation. Relax!
It’s out of consideration for others, but I realize that’s not a priority for you.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
It’s called “the internet” bro
(I started out saying “bro” ironically…now, it’s bro this bro that…I’ve become ‘that guy’…)
Harbors Legitimate Concerns About 2010 Season
You’re becoming wilriv?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
hahahahaha
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
is there a position on your team called ‘tablesetter’?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
‘that Manssierre’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
/likes any Seinfeld reference
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Internet is a proper noun, actually.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like an official name. Garret Atkins. Washington Monument.
Proper nouns are always capitalized. Except for the parts that include articles or prepositions of fewer than five letters.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Got it
If we had an edit post featrue I’d totally cap-size that for ya
Harbors Legitimate Concerns About 2010 Season
And how do you not know what a proper noun is? God damned third grade teachers not doing their jobs.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
DOES NOBODY PLAY MAD LIBS ANYMORE? I MEAN, GOD DAMN IT!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
AMERICAN PUBLOLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
CARDINALS UNITE!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
GOD DAMN IT!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that definitive?
Who decided that Internet is a proper noun?
A fun fact: In German, all nouns are capitalized.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
A lot of Internet language is fucked up as proper nouns. Web is also a proper noun. This is per M-W, anyway. I’m sure that in a few years it’ll all be changed because it’s not OMGNEW anymore. Or there’s probably copyright involved, so maybe not.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
English used to be the same way.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 6, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
German rules of grammar and spelling are a lot better than English ones.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Subject lines are necessary only for images that are NSFW or obscene or gross in some way.
GIFs are fine in gamethreads, but discouraged elsewhere because they make it difficult for people with slow connections to read the thread after awhile.
I don’t know what “too busy” whining means.
Get over it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
SICK BURN
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
also
Some people’s computers blow up when a million animated GIFs are posted in a thread. That’s not an issue above, but it’s one more reason why it’s good manners to put a subject line on gif-riffic posts.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Plus at least we can swear here, Im looking at you Rockies fans!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
When I had my old computer, the Giants threads would slow my computer down considerably but now I have a new computer and the threads don’t affect me.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Good for you? Are you going to buy a new computer for the people who aren’t so lucky?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, I’m in the slowing down my computer boat. I can’t do gameday threads at work and they’re questionable home (not that I’m at home for most Giants games anyway), so I just don’t get to enjoy the threads. Also, it’s a lot to keep up with sometimes.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 6, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldnt update from work last year because the computers sucked so bad, thank-god they decided we needed an upgrade yay!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
I hope it was for the sake of gameday threads. That would make your work awesome, no matter what it was.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course, if people could edit their own posts…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That’s not up to me :[
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m blaming you. You like Lunar. You are beyond reproach.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The other trouble with, even if there was an Edit post feature, it wouldn’t necessarily show up since most people use the auto-refresh. (See: people responding to deleted posts in gameday threads, hilarity!)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Summon Alexander the Programmer to solve this Gordian Knot!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
um
not blaming. DAMN YOU LACK OF EDIT FUNCTION!!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It was funnier that way.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
From the depths of hell, it stabs at me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TWSS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SUBJECT LINE PLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Joke.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
That’s not really the problem with Niners Nation.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 6, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, why you got to hate on me twiceover?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The timing of all this is suspect
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
just got At Bat 2010 for iphone
really liking this so far. it just sucks that i have a 1st gen phone (no 3g)
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
LOL XANTHAN
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
/is unemployed and doesn’t have this problem
(LOL JCB9)
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
More like LOL the rest of us!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Went to WalMart earlier today, and to my surprise they sell Choco Tacos. Bought and ate two.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you made your draft pick yet?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The irony of a computer handling paperwork
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
subject line wtf! use it
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
XANATHAN BUSY BEING OPPRESSED BY THE MAN HOW IRONIC
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
the Xanthan Gum factory?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY ARE WE ARGUING WHEN WE COULD ALL BE REC’ING MY WIN NOW IMAGE?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ha, You talked me into it. Good sales pitch. (Sadly it might be the best pitch we see tnght ><)
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
LOL ZITO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I predict that the Giants will have 6 runs, 2 walks, and a hat trick this game
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Which will be the larger number today?
Lionel Messi goals
Giants runs scored
This is not a signature.
I'm writing a research paper dammit!
KNBR and Jonny Miller baby hopefully Zito doesn’t fuck us over
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
LOL ZITO!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
I hate how the Elite 4 is really the Elite 5.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I know, right?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You didn’t white out, did you?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No
Bruno was more difficult than I was expecting. The troubles of having your ‘psychic’ type be a normal/flying type with a psychic attack.
I’m about to fight Karen!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s my girlfriend’s name!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s nice.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
BRUNO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
girlfriend named “Bruno” deserves imagery
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
HAWT!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
She just said
“You’re Jenny? How amusing!”
Why is that amusing? I don’t get it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I always name myself Awesome.
You’re Awesome? How amusing!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Then she calls her Pokemon “rangy” right?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
She’s a cheater – I SPECIALIZE IN DARK TYPES LOL! and she has a Gengar and a Vileplume.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
VERSATILITY UP AND DOWN THE LINEUP NERDS
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I always thought that her introductory comments had sexual undertones.
But maybe that’s just me.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I forgot to pay attention after she laughed at my name :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You were too busy pressing A while yelling “FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s amusing because RIGHTY LEFTY RIGHTY LEFTY WELLEMEYER
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
can you two go get a thread?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
/turns off game.
Who’s laughing now?!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 6, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
speaking of Pokemon, does anyone miss Pokemon Stadium? I do!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 6, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I have Battle Coliseum.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I just thought it was the most awesome thing ever seeing a OMGREAL3D Charizard. It was my first game system too.
sniffs
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 6, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I just miss Nintendo 64.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Star Fox 64 owns the fuck out of every other game I’ve ever played/
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what the levels where Slippy gets fucked out of the team are there for.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
DO A BARREL ROLL
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU’RE BECOMING MORE LIKE YOUR FATHER
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY EINSTEIN, I’M ON YOUR SIDE
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ENEMY SHIELDS ANALYZED
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM THE GREAT LEON!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I ADMIT DEFEAT… IF THIS DOESN’T WORK!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait...
Slippy gets all Freud on you in the game?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Peppy says that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He says it many times.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Peppy: “TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER!!!”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
NSFW VG Cats
If you haven’t already seen it:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
I considered getting Battle Revolution for like 2 minutes
I might still get Colosseum or w/e. Hey, you can get rare Pokemon in it. I have XD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ha. Yeah. That’s the title of the game. Battle Revolution. Or something. Whatever. I have some Wii game where I can play pokemon and shit.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That name always gets me. Just like the car.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 6, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too. And I HATE the XD emoticon so the game cover makes my eye twitch.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And the memory card now that I think about it.
Sigh, I think I’m going to go see how much a N64 is on CraigsL now. Then again it’s too dangerous to go downtown.
Damn it all that I had to read something about pokemon
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 6, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I pulled the old N64 out of the closet for the kids to play a couple months ago. They love it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
You should have left it in the closet for when you lock them in during the games.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, that closet only has the old Atari.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Are you taunting me? D:
All everyone plays at UCR is MW2 and Super Smash Bros when they’re not drunk or high. Pokemon is not well accepted here. =/
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 6, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m playing MW2 now. I send the kids to the other room with the N64.
Sounds like I should be trolling eBay for a Pokemon game for them on the N64.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Surprise!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
WTF
Lance’s level 50 Dragonite is cheap as hell
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Speaking of....
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
this thread feels....busy....
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
And there aren’t enough subject lines!!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
NEEDZ MOAR BUSY WHINING AN SUBJECT LINE HUGE PIC TONSILS AND BUTT FLESH!!
Yeah, I made it home in time for the game.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
you forgot POKEMONZ
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
/still doesn’t get it
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Things I did not want to know:
The 2002 AL Cy Young Award winner is 2-11 with a 5.47 ERA in 15 starts in March and April in his first three seasons with the Giants. Zito has lost all three of his San Francisco season debuts, yielding 11 runs over 14 innings. ><
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
So what you're saying is
there’s a chance?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
BORK!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope they fixed the problem with mlb.tv from last year
Where if you watched in HD you were 20 seconds behind on the action. It made it impossible to watch in HD and follow a GDT
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Dear team:
Score more runs than Zito allows.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
So like 9 or 10 should suffice?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
in the first innning...?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 6, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOD
I just turned on the BAL radio feed and heard Joe Angel
/shudder
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
ewww
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
first game for baltimore and tampa
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
I’m going to attend my first Rays game in Tampa next month
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
JOE ANGEL FLIES BECAUSE HE TAKES HIMSELF LIGHTLY
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
And here I thought it was the laudanum.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
an hour before the game and already 250 comments?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
LOLineup, pokemon, site rules arguments
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
site rules? O’DOYLE RULES!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
YOUR SUBJECT LINE KIND OF PISSES ME OFF
Where’s this bit??! You know, the message bit?! Body I guess?! I honestly don’t know the proper name for it??!!!?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Subject line?
Bitch, please
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERE'S YOUR DAMN SUBJECT LINE??
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
SUBJECT LINE!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Giants!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
BOO
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
ITS NOT A TOOMER
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what?
Screw you. I don’t need to answer to you. In fact, you’re the worst poster here. You add nothing. I’ll do what I want, and you can go fuck yourself. It’s the little pukes like you who make me sick of this site. Go away, and don’t come back.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 6, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
LOL GRANT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
/runs away crying
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
bahaha
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
NO U!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
REC'D 4 SUBJECT LINE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Won't somebody please think of the children?????
by Orwell D. Catt on Apr 6, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Won’t somebody please think of the children Purple Row?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 6, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t see 22gigantes post here.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
KNOW IT ALLS!!!!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
NOT REAL FANZ
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Bandwagonerz!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 6, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
READ MY BLOG!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
somehow your comment ended up above mine…..hmmmmm
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I used a subject line
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You still haven’t adopted a son yet? I figured you would have done it yesterday.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ve been on the clock for about 2 months
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERES THE BENGIE LOVE???
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
At the buffet
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
U R LOOSIN ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
READ MY BLOG!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY DIDN’T YOU MENTION BENGIE
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 6, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
the first time Bengie goes 0-4
Everyone should show up at his site saying, “OMG WHERES THE BENGIE HATE? TYPICAL!!!!!!!”
I do love how he’s all over the wonderfulness of Bengie and Renteria based on opening day, and then he disses Travis Ishikawa as worthless. Hey, didn’t Ishikawa hit a bases loaded triple on opening day 2009? I guess opening day heroics only count if they confirm what he already believed, eh!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
At least you used a subject line.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
VAPORS!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Love it
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 6, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
VAPORS!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
/GASP
/RUNS AWAY CRYING
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
is what happens when you have kids
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
BE CAREFUL IT’S A TRAP!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Just another ha ah ha ha day at MCC
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Just a hahahaha LAUGHER
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 6, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday Audio for the KNBR feed is actually the HOU feed. WHY DOES MLB AUDIO HATE ME?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
SUBJECT: RESPONSE TO GaA
I have the KNBR feed going!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Just hid your comments by clicking on the subject line, and I’d do it again.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 6, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s all do it!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TWSS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU’RE WELCOME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TWSS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Man, what I wouldn’t do to have a couple of cocks in my mouth right now.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 6, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
He’ll just use his powers to delete it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GRANT'S BOSS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I just watched the Arrested Development where Tobias says something like, “If I were the doctor, I’d check out your colon and see what that’s all about!” Your comment reminded me of that…
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 6, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s nothing sad about llama cocks.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
man.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Russell Martin is saying the same thing
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
01010011011101010110001101101011001000000110100101110100001000000101001001110101011100110111001101100101011011000010000001001101011000010111001001110100011010010110111000100001
I've got squirrels in my pants!
SIRM in binary?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Also, Rec'd
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Internet connection seems to be working fine now!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 6, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
try detaching audio
this was happening for me yesterday as well
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
How does one detach the audio? Excuse my ignorance. This is way too technical this year.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
look to the right of the feed? there should be a button. either that or just refresh the page.
good luck!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
ah, I guess it couldn’t be any more obvious as it says “Detach Audio”. Thanks, and it is working now
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Anagram of "Wandy Rodriguez"
ZANY DRUG WEIRDO
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ooooooh your lisa stevens
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
OH, YOU'RE LISA STEVENS. FROM WELLS FARGO BANK.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
SUBJECT
WELLS FARGO BRASSS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SUBJECT LINE
busy thread is busy!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
I remember the first version of McCC
had subject lines for every reply
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
what the fuck. I have lab from 5-9 today. This. Sucks.
OH well, if i Have to skip a game, at least it’s Zito.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 6, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
i’m kind of sad i can’t watch the stanford cardinal play in the women’s basketball championship tonight.
No one here gets out alive.
I won't eat shit (but I'll pick it up)
/offs to walk dog
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Aurilia
you are really enjoyable to listen to. Snow who?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Snow
that is umm JT…… Snow. He is a ummmm former Giants first…..uh baseman. He was uhhh good defensively…… That’s who Snow….. is.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
cue long deer-in-headlights stare
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
uhhhhh
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
One of my co-workers hit a deer on his motorcycle this past weekend. He dropped it pretty hard and the deer hobbled away. He brought his bike to work yesterday and there is still fur wedged in the cracked fairing.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Lord
Restless McCoven are restless.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 6, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
needz 161+ moar gamesz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN: Street has no major shoulder damage
“MILWAUKEE — Tests on the injured right shoulder of Colorado Rockies closer Huston Street show no major damage.
Rockies manager Jim Tracy says Street was checked Monday by noted orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Andrews. Tracy says an MRI exam came back clean.
Tracy doesn’t have an exact timetable for Street’s return, but calls the latest news very encouraging.
Tracy says Street will begin a strengthening program for the shoulder in the coming weeks and begin throwing in a process that should take him sometime into May.
The Rockies were in Milwaukee on Tuesday night to play the Brewers."
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
VAPORS!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
We pulled it off, checked around under the bone and everything looked pretty good! You should be able to pick him up in an hour or so. Now, I did find a piercing or two beneath the cup, so I pulled those out, and we’ll reinflate that thing for at charge.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well
As far as I can tell, this game will be minus Joe Morgan and plus MCC as compared to last night. Sounds like a win win.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
Baggs tweets
extrabaggs Attention Giants prospect hounds: RHP Henry Sosa will be developed in relief at AAA. Sosa didn’t allow a run in 11.2 innings this spring.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
relief, eh?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
do you think having him in relief will help keep him healthy?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he proves me wrong
but I still think he is the most overrated Giants prospect
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
This year-not ever
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
That's not nice
Why not come to the Kings board and drop a Robert Horry??
I've got squirrels in my pants!
We can totally get a Freddy Sanchez type player for him!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You're high on him?
I understand the appeal but I’m skeptical. He didn’t even crack my top 30 prospect list
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I guess I'm in a similar boat
He definitely has a live arm but I don’t think he’ll ever figure it out or if he does he’ll be like Merkin Valdez (the 09 version) which obviously is not good
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Most likely. I’m disappointed he’s going into the pen because I’d start to get excited about him if the team were showing signs of being excited about him.
Yeah
I’d give him a chance to start and if he could make it through a whole year starting I’d be a lot more optimistic
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
At this point, I just want a t-shirt that says
Shift+A
mccoveychronicles.com
This is not a signature.
by Kitspool on Apr 6, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
SUBJECT
+109
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SUBJECT LINE!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
OMG EPIC WIN!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
hella rec'd
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I still love this.
SO FUCKING MUCH.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 6, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
/wonders why Grant isn’t allowing me to give him my money
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW this is the best graph ever
stolen from LL
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Just wait four months, change the ‘fucks’ to ‘borks’ and you’re home free.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 6, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
NSFW
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 6, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift+A
Wow, folks, My job is only a 10 minute drive and I come back to 200+ more comments.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
That doesn't sound like much of a job.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And my isn’t a proper noun!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No monocle then?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a Pokéwatch.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
/wonders what he does for the rest of the day
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam Jones oppo-bomb
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Yay
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Damn commercials are too loud….
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
subject
get off my lawn!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 6, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL “Production from the Bottom”
Don’t we all wish for that?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
some more than others
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 6, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
VAPORS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Almost game time!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Bout damn time! Whats the MCC record for most posts before first pitch?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Check yesterday’s thread.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Is Jon eating something?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Sounds like Jon is chomping on a hot dog
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
NOM NOM NOM
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