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Gameday Thread V

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WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Waiting for the day of game day thread 10

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Giants!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s all “Fuck this shit. Let’s beat the traffic.”

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL photo caption

GO TIMMY

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

GOLD BOND CREAM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BOND’S CREAM N CLEAR LIKE ROIDZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda is having a nice game in the field.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The excitement died down. I thought we’d be at thread seven by now…or more.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

People are probably spending more time actually watching the game…
Wait for the dog days threads.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

and I think some people have left their offices and are on their way home now

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I was eaten.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LUCKY!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’re still on pace. A new thread every other inning.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m enjoying my 7th inning stretch It’s It.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/PISSED OFF jcb

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda Ranges!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Barbara Bush looks approximately 500 years old.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

She looks like skeletor

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barbara Bush reminds me of my grammy. Laura Bush is a cyborg that eats babies.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and actually likes to keep score.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH PANDA!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval: all-glove, no-bat.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

We are all up again.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Barbara needs to STFD

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo sighed warming.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

….wtf?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROMO WARMING UP

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nitpicking on Timmy. His breaking stuff has been up a little bit.

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

How was that one?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said nitpicking!

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish Him Timmy

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

91 Pitches

Strike him out!

by Drew Kerr on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know why Panda is not wearing the

prescription goggles that they told us about in the pre-game?

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

have not seen him wear them ever yet

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SFTD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We all STFD

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FLEAS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OL’ 77

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t miss that at all

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear lord, that pitch was ridiculous.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This will haunt my dreams.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad for an opening day.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What year is this from?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

1956, I think.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t remember. I’ll have to check.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the books. I’d like to see what the context of this is.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The team had a chance to win the championship. Charlie Brown strikes out with the bases loaded to end the game, and it haunts him for weeks.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pedro Feliz is Pedro Feliz

by Ltisme on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD guy!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh that makes me angry. Morgan is talking about how he was talking to Bochy and he was disparaging sabremetrics

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have thought Morgan did too.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one hates sabremetrics more than Morgan.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ironically, one of the greatest players by sabremetrics in histrory

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEEP

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller is trying to jinx Timmy.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

(deuces)

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

rub it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Working good, so far….

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sixty of the time it works every time.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morgan

I was chatting with Boch

chortle

and we were laughing

chortle

at those SABERMETRIC PEOPLE

chortle

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing………..Now!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

mlb.tv gahbage!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYZ I’M WORRIED ABOUT TIMMY!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

JR LOLES

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD TOWLES

AWWW YEAHHH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well shoot, throw him out there again.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

holy hell that was a sweet pitch

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Towley!

Great job Tim! Time to hit the showers.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKum

img src=“http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx276/mccimages/ks/peanutsk.jpg”>

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

err

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

still missing one

proud temporary parent of Roy Oswalt, since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 5, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH NATTO YOU STINK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHEESH

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES FUCK YES!!!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I seriously hate these commercials.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD x7!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 5, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Complete game?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

98 pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I counter

with BORK

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So plenty left in the tank.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

not likely on opening day

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

7 shut-out innings on opening day. I’ll take that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably not

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's done

Not that he doesn’t have more, but Bochy will pull him.

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

nicely done tim

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 5, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If anyone happens to switch to ESPN, the biggest douche in sports is on the screen: Colin Cowherd.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Uncle Joe sez:

It takes a brave man to be a Cowherd in the Red Army.

by hokysmksbw on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 IP, 4 H, 0 ER, 0 BB, 7 K

NOT DESERVING CY YOUNG WAINY GOT SCREWED!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t have to face the Giants lolineup

by speckops on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

cardinlols fans

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy didn’t pitch in AL East and therefore has no chance.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO PITCHER HAS EVER BEEN GOOD THREE YEARS IN A ROW SINCE 2002 SO TIM WON’T BE GOOD THIS YEAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank Godness

This game is moving along quickly because the NCAA Title game tips off soon.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't care.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, when you have Tim Lincecum pitching and professional hitters hitting…

by sfoakbay on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Raisin Bran Commercial

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

excuse me, Raisin BRAHAM

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm...I WANT RAISIN BRAHMS!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt and Romo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt/Romo, I assume. Maybe Runzler as the season progresses.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as Mota is nowhere near that.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim is in a sweatshirt

that will be a quality start for the books

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 5, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HI SARAH FROM SAN JOSE!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy’s line today better than Halladay’s line too. Gauntlet’s been thrown down Roy.

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Too late, all votes have already been cast.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy is an acronym for Rookie of the Year. Might as well be a rook in this league, ya bum. This thing belongs to Tim.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLBREY

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

But Joe Morgan says we will make the playoffs because of him!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEROSA BOMB!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

well, Cherry bomb.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ding!

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DEROSA!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a bad first hit as a Giant!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DEROSA!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DENAMEA

DEROSA

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DEPOWER!

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DINGER!!!!!!!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a technical foul.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if they forget to touch all the bases.

by speckops on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

DINGERZZZZZ

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

a HR from the LF? I don't understand

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean Right Center?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

(derosa plays LF)

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, as opposed to THE PROBLEM

lolfred

by speckops on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean a batter who is playing Left Field

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OPPPPOOOOO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Derosa, you just did good.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOO!!!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol nice throw Astros fan.

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DeMolished!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The magic 5th run!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I love “In play, run(s)” when nobody is on base.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to the Giants, Mark!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

PROFESSIONAL HITTER!

by sfoakbay on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BYE-BYE-BABY!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

derosa!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

DE

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

win

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I’m inspired.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

De Rosa Parks one in the right field bleachers

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an outcome I approve.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This is an outcome. I approve.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is. An outcome I approve.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an ouctome I approve?

by speckops on Apr 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is. An outcome, I approve.

by deuce deuce on Apr 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This? Is an outcome. I approve.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is! An out, come! I approve.

by speckops on Apr 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Is.
An out come.
                     I approve.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Ann. Out, come. I approve!

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

These things I believe.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEMOTHERFUCKINROSA

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Fat

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s my boy

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

/Gives a high-five at the next PTA meeting

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this game

by Squez on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Just, wow.
5 – 0, late in the game… not sure what to do.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

prepare yourself

start drinking now

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah my rum bottle is just sitting there, unopened.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Bowker. Don’t get shown up.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy happy happy!

by PIZZAGUY on Apr 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU MLB.TV

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOWKER!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Pain is for Bitches.

by hokysmksbw on Apr 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Palin is for Bitches.

by speckops on Apr 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye Bye Baby

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

More like assNOs amirite??

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, look, it’s the fucking creepy-ass commercial where the pre-pubescent girls give their dad Just For Men so he can have a booty call.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for CSN!

Those commercials creep me out.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So THAT’S how it’s done.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for the next set of those ads, which feature them speaking normally as their bodies and the surrounding crowd move in slow motion.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awoooooo!

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, your back

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ow, my back.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

xeifrank?

zat you?

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can really tell people’s political beliefs tonight.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

So who do you bring in to pitch if you are Big Head?

by Hobbes2d on Apr 5, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon, I don’t care about the Yankees. You know that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He has to talk about them and the Red Sox. He works for ESPN.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I thought we had something special!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROMO

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ish Sighting

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

In a study session right now

Hence my temporary absence. So, anyways, WOOHOO!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

kripes, what are you studying? Last time you were studying for your geology midterm dealie there was a big earthquake. I want to be well prepared just in case.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, Earthquakes again. Midterm tomorrow, and I need all the help I can get.

So, you know, watch out.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a goofy slider

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMOSEXUALS UNITE

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Snap Timmy with no walks tonight.

Man, poor Oswalt, if only he had not played for the Astros the last couple years.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, poor Oswalt(Giants pitcher), if only he had not played for the AstrosGiants the last couple years.

Fixed.

by deuce deuce on Apr 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably gets bonus money for each mention…

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am the only person in the world

who owns Sergio Romo on THREE fantasy teams.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, even I’m not that big of a fan.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t right, Sergio.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Romo.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Defensive subs. I like.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

First of 162

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do enjoy Ishi sightings.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Where did DeRosa’s HR end up? It’s not showing up on At Bat.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just barely over the right-center fence.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just cleared the fence in straight-away right.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just over the 109 marker

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice slide piece there.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/Han Solo pic

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had photoshop, I totally would.

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 5, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/youtube compilation

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a sweet pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What do you call that? A tri switch?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Tried the corner and missed

by Drew Kerr on Apr 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him Sergio

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio’s slider is looking nice tonight.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

mmm sliders

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, that looks tasty.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Slick pitchin

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/has gervacio in the mccleague v. 3.0

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody have the Sergio gif from SNL?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD whoever you are!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROMO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Romo

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh, only 2 outs there man

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell Yeah!!

But you got one more to go bud

by Drew Kerr on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BOURNE

THAT PITCH WAS NASTY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROMO!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Kangaroo court for you Romo

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol ROMO

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Órale vato

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WE PLAY 3 AT THIS LEVEL, KID!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROMO!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This is an out. Come, I approve.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

SerKio

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NASTY

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is ready for this inning to end.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL newb!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Sergio.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing it was a strikeout.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL romo

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

KANGAROO COURT FINE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo wants to STFD

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

grumble

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This is what happens!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Karma!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo got the first batter but didn’t get the call which is why is was probably thinking it was the third out.

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Preserve the shutout!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand needs to wake up

That guy should not have been able to go to 3rd

by Drew Kerr on Apr 5, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, make sure to keep the runner at first.

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice first pitch

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

better second pitch

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES [Giant’s Pitcher] !!!

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

niiiiiice pitch for the 2nd strike

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy likes it.

LOL pence’s reaction

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how Sergio is like 2 pitchers in one

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

In the dirt Romo…he’s chasing

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy!

Way to work through it, Sergio!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That a boy Sergio

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo Two hands!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Rock River with the D

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD ISHI IS ON TEH ROSTER

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

<3 Sergio

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah boy

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants got 10 hits?!?! WTF?!?!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy’s like “Ok, that’s three.”

by deuce deuce on Apr 5, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

My pokemonz are doin well!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello, local cable? The Omaha Royals are terrible. Just thought you should know. Thanks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AS AM I

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would like to see Runzler in the 9th but it will probably be Affeldt

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW
Howry gave up two HRs today back to back

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Baaaahahahahahaha

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But was there a walk off home run?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

to rookies?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Kyle Blanks count?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you play for the Padres and your last name is not Gonzales, I will allow it.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, I keep thinking the commercials/slogans can’t get any worse each year. And each year, they keep proving me wrong.

by deuce deuce on Apr 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the commercials.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too, I was starting to think I was the only one

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLBgrrrTV

error

So, 5 – 0. Nice.
 We’re in this thing on alternating days.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy and his “six pack” comment… just seems… ummm weird.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Everything about those commercials is weird

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Explain?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Notice even in that 6 pack commercial Rowand is not on base?

The pitcher (9 hitter) and Mole (fantasy #2) are on base and Panda up to bat (3). But even the Giants don’t believe that Rowand could get on base.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Gervacio, now that’s a name.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

And a goatee.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pitcher is funky.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like he’s going to throw to 3rd.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahha

Whats with this pitcher

by Leniz on Apr 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, this guy is just strange

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

This Astros reliever’s delivery is making me laugh.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I already love gervacio

I have him in the memes league

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRIBE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitcher looks like he is related to Velez

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fast Black Abraham Pitcher!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

hahah, so true. he looks like he is also on speed.

by Hamed on Apr 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy is pretty nasty, but I feel like he’s gonna get hurt at some point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Trip and fall?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like he would have trouble keeping his release point consistent

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already love this guy

by Orwell D. Catt on Apr 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf is velez doing on the mound

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wow

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by jctGamer on Apr 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

the pitcher is actually good

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Velez should be a pitcher.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toe the rubber.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday says none of the pitches to Uribe were strikes.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by jctGamer on Apr 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope was saying that too. Well, okay, he was shouting it.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give Uribe a pass, he’s had a good game at the plate

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pitcher amuses me

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like I could root for this gentleman.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok apparently Velez needs to toe the rubber.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pitcher is funny.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember him now. I watched him pitch in Spring Training vs. the Mets. Fans behind the 3rd base dugout kept reacting when he pointed the ball.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this pitcher

He’s funny

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WTF LOOK?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

uh, yeah?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true. I love it.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody make an animated gif of this guy

by Orwell D. Catt on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate with batting gloves?

and no low socks? WHAT!?!?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Trying to look like Bowker

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s velez pitching for the astros!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, I need to head for a lab at 6:40!

by srpwrd on Apr 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift+A. Was unable to get to my computer at work all day to join in on the festivities.

Just wanted to say TGIBS.

by Cheeeese! on Apr 5, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This strike zone is getting a little wide…

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 5, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It has to with the way this guy throws.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL comment coming from someone named Chulk.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD ALL HE THROWS ARE SLIDERS OFF THE PLATE. WHY IS ROWAND EVEN TRYING?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

/hacks at slop

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PITCHER

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Opposite-of-Great Scott!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Scott .

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!

by superk1ng on Apr 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does the new and improved Rowand look so much like the Rowand I remember from last year?

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

…and the year before that

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott, maybe next year you should try playing in the worst shape of your career.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

What is Rowand, 0-5?

by itlynstalyn on Apr 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao... that was interesting

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

George Takei is funny.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

We could kiss . . .

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

but, but, every 3 years…

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

it's my boy!!!

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Mehdders

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh Oh

Medders

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Mehdders out to end it.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders?

I’m going to guess we’ll be seeing Wilson. LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

NO WE WON'T

1-2-3 baby!!!

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 5, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIES

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to suppress that thought…

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, ders

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Love the no walks from Tim today. His control/command seemed pretty damn good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT VELOCITY

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by jctGamer on Apr 5, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

scotshieldsatbest

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t interrupt the panic

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no he sucks

if I say that every year, eventually i’ll be right

by superk1ng on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

hush you

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishifail

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man, Ishi came soooooo close to picking that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Ishikawa’s specialty!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I think we have at least one more game w/o bengie in cleanup

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DUHH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLIKAWA!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI :(

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by jctGamer on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Ish was in the game for defensive purposes?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT. Ishi you gotta dig that out!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIKAWA’S DEFENSE!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

didn’t know rent could do that

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that his elbow is fixed, he can do everything.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

like decay

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck defensive substitutions.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, nice try by Rent!

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by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol defensive replacement

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by j14 on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope that’s an error on Travis.

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta be a base-hit. It would’ve taken an extraordinary play to make that out.

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by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, in the dirt…

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was in his glove :(

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, would have been nice

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

In it for his glove!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

PICK THAT!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That was encouraging to see from renteria though.

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by jctGamer on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This whole game has been encouraging on the Rent front.

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

well yeah but that throw shows his elbow is good

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by jctGamer on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And two hits!

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Ish doesn’t start making those plays he won’t be on the team for long…

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Some dudes don’t appreciate money

by hokysmksbw on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ish will never come off the bench now.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like Renteria’s arm strength is back. At least we got that going for us.

by deuce deuce on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun Fact: Brandon Medders is from Alabama, the greatest state in the Union.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it opposite day?

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that statement is so wrong I dunno where to begin.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: I’m also from Alabama. Statement is true. Will continue to be true until the cessation of the United States as a political entity.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing fun about it, and also a state where they like to ignore facts.

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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought North Dakota was the greatest state in the Union?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, according to residents, North Dakota transcends state-hood and has achieved Nirvana.

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by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

West Virginia!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alabama, the greatest state in the Union Rebellion

by hokysmksbw on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the joke, but even that wouldn’t be true.

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by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was also true.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Just setting up the double play…. double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

a double play would be nice

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK

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by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course.

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by Chulk on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MEDDERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang It Medders

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson time?

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by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, it is now a save situation.

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by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite yet.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tying run is in the hole.

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by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I have seen enough of this guy

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

And we didn’t bring in Brian Wilson why?

by TGOH on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

cause it was a 5 run lead

are you new to this baseball thing?

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by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

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by j14 on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

well FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

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by wjackalope on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Say something to him!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEH-DDERS

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

bye bye shutout =(

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. so much for starting the shutout dominance.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson warming up!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK

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by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

VOLLEYBALL WITH A BLOODY HAND FACE ON IT

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by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that's not good.

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by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It was almost a Double Play

Just without the play.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Noboy was even getting warm until right now...lol

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

UH OH< WAY TO GO MEDDERS

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders had a shitty spring and it’s obvious that wasn’t a fluke.

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by rxmeister on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders was mediocre last year too

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLBTV is up.

Though I have too many zeroes on one side and too many baserunners on the other.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the part of baseball that I don’t miss

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by j14 on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The non-Lincecum part?

by Into the Void on Apr 5, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's where I'm at.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Why are you advertising ESPNNewYork.com during a Houston-SF game?

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by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The joke should be that why have ESPNNewYork.com when you already have ESPN.com for New York news?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just got launched. That’s usually what businesses do. Promote new things. Unless there’s something I don’t know.

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by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about targeting your audience?

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by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the audience that is watching their home teams on the home networks?

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by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You tell him, Mr. Berman!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BACK BACK BACK

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, yeah. Forgot about that.

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by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t watch a K&K broadcast in awhile

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by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about this. I keep seeing commercials for Desperate Housewives on ESPN.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

just curious- where are you watching from? i’m in ny so it’s not as weird to me.

by coolandtough on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philly

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by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go to Medders.

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well, got an out.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Damage control Medders

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

For a while there Medder’s WHIP was INFINITY

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember two years ago Tom Gordon had an infinity ERA for a few weeks

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by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Towles has, like, no idea what’s goin on.

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by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders is just a middle reliever… why is he pitching the bottom 9th in any situation?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

How fucked are you now, how fucked are you now, how fucked are you now, you’re surely fucked now.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wiiiiiiiiiiilson!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

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by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

what the efffff

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

son of a…

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Take him out now, you asshole

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Medders you suck so bad.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

lol giants

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by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

medders

you are not making my job easy

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by wjackalope on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

You may want to update your sig.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit

Why wasn’t Wilson brought in with two on and no outs?

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by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, fuck this letting them score shit.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok. Enough of this. Wilson time.

by deuce deuce on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring in Brian.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Son of a…..

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by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummm
Crapsicles.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I didn’t think it would happen in this game. But we’ve been Borked.

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson coming?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This is an outcome of which I do NOT approve.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

My rum is getting closer again.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like we can never get through a ninth inning with a 5 run lead without having to go to Wilson eventually

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift+A

Can’t just close out this game lik winners Giants!?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants sure do know how to make it interesting, don’t they? get it done wilson

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god for 5 run leads…

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I weary of this contest...

make ready with the dancing GIFs!!!

by hokysmksbw on Apr 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JINX

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by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said make ready, not bring them out

by hokysmksbw on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM SLEEPY!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

How many more games?

I don’t know if my nerves can take this.

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by j14 on Apr 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll have to review the MLB DVR later

See if I can get some more MEHdders images.
For th’ portfolio.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no.

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by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you Medders. I was having a nice stress free evening.

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by rxmeister on Apr 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Brian Wilson

Finish this game and you can have one of those awesome sweater blankets you like so much.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he wants the girlfriend

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by rxmeister on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Release the crackhead!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I am no longer comfortable with the Giants’s lead.

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by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

To Medder’s credit at least he didn’t walk anyone with a 5 run lead.

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Best shape of his life?

by deuce deuce on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m picking up good vibrations.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I get it.

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by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry having personal time?

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by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET ME A SAVE BWEEZ

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you hear that crowd calm down after that first fastball?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

97 looks better than Medders beach balls

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

97!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we please just relegate Medders and Mota to games that Zito is knocked out of the game by the 4th inning.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SMILE

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by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear i might have felt more comfortable with Wilson, Runzler, Affeldt, or someone that’s a late inning pitcher

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING THE HEAT

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MURDERIZE EM

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by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, hello tension, I was wondering where you went.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is still going with the douchey hair cut, eh?

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember bringing in my closer with one out and a 3 run lead in the 9th on MLB the Show and I didn’t get credit for a save.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

if the bases were empty, then it’s not technically a save. you only get credit for a save in a “3-run lead” situation if you a) start the inning b) enter the game with the tying run in the on-deck circle.

by mlb22 on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had runners at 2nd and 3rd. So the tying run was at the plate.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You actually have to start the inning? Did not know that.

by speckops on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. if it’s 4-0 with nobody out and romo gives up a solo homer, it still would not be a save situation for an incoming pitcher until either someone got on base or someone hit a homer.

by mlb22 on Apr 5, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORST CLOSER IN BASEBALL!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FASTBALL UP!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MANZELLA

AW YEAH BRIAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Manzella!

A breaking ball? Blasphemy!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

K without a full count?

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

There you go Wilson.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Kilson

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

BANG!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Kilson

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice slider

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Bwilly is nasty right now

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly

He’s throwing darts and he has a slider.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Laser beeeaaamm meeeeee

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that’s just nasty

by Into the Void on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

one more

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

98 on the fucking corner

BRIAN! FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOM

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Finished!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m standin

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BALL GAME!

Fuck yes! 162-0!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for cheap save for my fantasy team :D

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Brian Wilson.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe to big an image

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 5, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome job by Wilson there.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FTW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winnah!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Freaky Win

Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

wow
that was efficient

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

POKEMONZ GET SAVEZ!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Tied for first!

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahah what the hell is this??

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Staged event for a celebrity baseball game in Korea.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Brian Wilson.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

gif me on the double!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

VERY VERY BEST

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

is goddamn hilarious.

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Apr 5, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes yes fuck yes

Cy ain’t yours yet Halladay!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking :D

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject please

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby I’ve been waiting a long time to come back to you…

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

how I had missed this

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well.

I, for one, am glad Wilson’s not in jail.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I, for two.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wacky Brock.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATTA BOY

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Glory Days?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ll pass you by.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re crazy it’s all about the gator

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fools!

It’s all about the shark!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe so

It’s cropped on him but usually there are other animals around him, never put two and two together.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s too much exertion happening for a suit such as this

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can see the hand of one of the other animals on the right side of the gif.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left side, too, but only for a frame.

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Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
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by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEW PEW

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by jctGamer on Apr 5, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Missed this one

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 5, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto dancing

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Chibi Natto!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

sf joints

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Charleston!

Photobucket

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Photobucket

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang Browser

Now I remember why I don’t comment on gameday threads

Later, Poindexter….

by hokysmksbw on Apr 5, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like Adam Sandler could play Derosa in a movie

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 5, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

EVEN XANTHAN DANCES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

/waiting

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anymore gifs and half the people’s computers here will crash.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m hoping Grant posts a post-game thread soon.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once I close this thread, I won’t even try opening it again.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OK last one from me

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, I didn’t notice that Kruk shaved his beard.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

You never notice until it’s too late.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t catch that either

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last one from me

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

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