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Gameday Thread: The Fourth

I think this Lincecum fellow might be kind of good.

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He used up all his quality ABs in spring training.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOLD BOND!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Game started one hour ago and this is the fourth one?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, we filled up one before the game even started.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUSICAL THREADS! BEWARE WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Another new thread

Are we on some sort of record pace?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARBARA BUSH!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

needz moar bush!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barbara "Silver" Bush

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET ME BUY YOU DINNER!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you an O-ring?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, the Tim MLB ad is back. Nice.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone else Lincecum is using a brown mitt this year? He’s used a black one the past couple years

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

by lincecuminyourface on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh… yes?

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a product thing, he had to have a black glove.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE SHOULD USE A GREEN ONE CUZ POT IS GREEN AND HE SMOKES POT RIGHT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FILL THE THREAD FILL THE THREAD

Make it 5 in the next 10 minutes.

M's fan in the Bay, soon to be LA

by perfectstrat on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to MCC gameday threads

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ask again

What is wrong with paisley?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m just not crazy about it. I have an aversion to things popular in the 1970s. It was a foul decade for fashion in general.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Polyester!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wide lapels, smoked glasses…the parade of hideous marched right on through to about 1981 before the nation came to its senses and started hating the Soviets again.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will say that I prefer the insane bushery of the 1970s to the completely shorn genitalia of today.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Racing stripe!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

But someone isn’t invited to Paisley Tie Wednesday.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure I would buy an audio book of Jon Miller just talking to himself about the ’67 Astros (or anything else for that matter).

by coolandtough on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Me, too.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about if it were Joe Morgan?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm not so much. Although I do have a sneaking suspicion Joe Morgan reading Dr. Seuss would be entertaining.

by coolandtough on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

unintentionally hilarious, sure.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would pause in between pages and describe how impressed he is with the intangibles of a Who.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping Horton would be here today… I haven’t had a chance to say hi to him yet. Maybe he’ll show up on page four. One of the alltime great elephants, very underrated for his size.

by coolandtough on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would buy an audio book of Jon Miller reading a thesaurus.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller reading Roget’s (the original, with things arranged by “subject” and every so often going on bizarre tangents) would be quite the performance.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol this.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

His warm baritone would do the synonyms for “resplendent” justice.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope thinks John Madden reading a thesaurus could be interesting.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially if he did part of it in Vin Scully’s voice.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would buy an audio book of Jon Miller a compendium of my short fiction. But I don’t think anyone else would.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missing words are part of the reason my compendium remains undersold.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROWNADS

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Would you look at that? Slider in the dirt.

by TGOH on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that Mosh girl?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

You Suck Rowand

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LEADOFF HITTER!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND FAIL

M's fan in the Bay, soon to be LA

by perfectstrat on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Not surprising 0-3.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand down to a breaking ball in the dirt?
I refuse to believe such a thing.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

Lost fifteen pounds. Sizzling spring. Best shape of his life.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome back, Scott.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

A slider in the dirt gets Rowand? Shocking!

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Poll question

A

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand is hilarious

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE LEAD OFF HITTER THERE BOTCHY

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Just, what a fantastic at bat by Aaron Rowand. I mean, really. That was terrific. Just great. Way to go, Rowand! Way to go! Yeah!… that’s the stuff!!

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he didn’t do it on one pitch!

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Taking pleasure in the little things.

YES. TWSS

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, how’s that optimism thing working out for ya?

by sfoakbay on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he saw more than 1 pitch this time.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon is talking about making the Hall of Fame. I’m so happy for you, buddy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Scott, EVERY THREE YEARS DAMMIT!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m back. There seems to be a glitch on the scoreboard.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Kruk what was Rents excuse for 2008?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The size of boulders!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ask and you shall receive

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh …

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice approach Renteria :D

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

A

I know it’s a losing cause, but I really really hate “impact” as a verb. Just sayin’ Dave Flemmin’.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, if MCC ever did one of those “For every comment, we donate 5 cents to [charity of choice]” threads that other boards like to do, I wouldn’t doubt that there would be over $1000 raised.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria .667 OBP!

by PIZZAGUY on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

rent!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

only 525,600 minutes left.

M's fan in the Bay, soon to be LA

by perfectstrat on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent gets his first hit on screamer between the SS and 3B.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!

by deuce deuce on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus

I´m on as really slow computer and it took like 15 minutes to get past the other 3 pages to get here

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I arrived 30 minutes ago and I missed about 2000 comments.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re fired.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. This is brutal. And I have to watch the game on Yahoo Stattracker

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No TV tonight eh? Or are you still out of the country?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im in Patagonia.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rough life, dude.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I dont know how I manage sometimes.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

sweet!

I really want to visit south america

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its pretty sweet. We hiked across a glacier today.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

For you Graham

“The legal drinking age is officially 18, although most establishments will serve anyone approximately 16 or older.”

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we linked all four in the first one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I may have exagerated. It still took like 15 minutes to get here though.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just “Shift-A”.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's back!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ED THE REALLY GAR IS BACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

lol really gar

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that was full of meh.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda’s the problem

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow…DP =/

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HACKOVAL

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFF

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww, Panda

You’re not supposed to do that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo :/

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Panda

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, bummer

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval: San Francisco Giant

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

bad panda

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Apr 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I am beginning to think it was a good idea to not start Aaron Rowand in my Pokemonz this week

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Or to have him on your Pokemonz team.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took him with the very last pick in the draft to be humorous. I also have Bowker, who I am almost wishing I did start.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t like this one.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUBJECT!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that happened…

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAM BAM BAM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Flipping channels: Man, does TNA Wrestling suck.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the new WCW (with old WCW stars).

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

but wcw was right

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why it sucks.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wut?

You don’t like watching 60 year old Rick Flair wrestling?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I do.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude has way more charisma in his left pinky than 80% of new wrestlers.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoo!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be the man, you got to beat the man

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I always liked about Ric Flair?

His music was the 2001 a Space Odyssey theme.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the 60 year old Hulk Hogan

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i sense a changeup.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Happy went down to get that pretty well.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Scott!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GIVE THAT MAN ANOTHER GOLD GLOVE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rownads has wheels

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DEEZNADZ!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Scott

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Now worries.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

um, no

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARROW

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow I didn’t think Rowand was gonna get to that.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rownad sans boiler flags it down

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Aaron Rowand?

by princessminako on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

damn... nice rowand

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wall contact!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

The Bicycling worked.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm calm, dude.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No seriously, cornball. calm the fuck down. Never seen you this out of control

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fucking calm, dude.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calmer than you are

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO, CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t do this with a straight face anymore.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now you will do it with your head tilted to the side?

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you should check your blood pressure

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried checking my own blood pressure once. Nearly lost an arm.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

get your butt over to the draft thread or you’re grounded.

how’s that for calm.

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by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy being a diva

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

must be shit+A

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hush you

Timmy can be a diva all he wants.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET THAT SHIT OFF OUR BOY’S CLEATS!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

mucked up spikes

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Best Shape, et cetera

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the importance of clean shoes can’t be overstated.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Make them rebuild the mound

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Please explain.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, thanks for the explanations. :)

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy motioned for the trainer, but he actually just needed to clean his spikes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get it together grounds crew

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

why?

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOUSTON YOUR DIRT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM (with the mound)

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

It looks like the mound is made of mud

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Gamecenter said it was out of the park, Rowand says otherwise.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Towlie!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw Strikes {Giants Pitcher}z

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we need a Post about subject lines... Soon.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice battle back after 3-0 count

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Citi Field kind of looks like a fun place to watch a game. You know, without the Mets’ fans.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Citi Field is a step up or two over Shea.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can actually see the field from the seats!

by coolandtough on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Its a pretty okay place. being new and all. but there are some funky restricted views.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Poll

Should it be policy to delete images like the ones above if they are posted without subject lines?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good enough for me!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be ok with this

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll back that.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine by me…especially with this noise to traffic ratio!

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES, PLZ

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let the moderators use their discretion. Those that have some, anyway.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think images like that should just be deleted with or without subject lines.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

horrendous abuse of power!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we just delete the A’s troll?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Unless Lars posts Mosh Girl pictures

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manzanilla?

Tea?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like 70

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

109 of course

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

70

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-2-3

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Timmy!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

70 bitches each—it’s a party!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston your shoddy dirt will not slow Timmy down!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

My Pokemanz

So, apparently, I’m supposed to use Will-o-Wisp with a Dusknoir, but I just don’t get the appeal. Status effects are nice, but 75% accuracy is lame. Is it really that good of a move?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Burn is a great status effect though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I miss the days when I was like “I’M GONNA HIT YOU WITH MOST POWERFUL ATTACK SO YOU DIE”.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still like that, to be honest. FUCK EVS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HYDRO PUMP

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My entire team used to have hyper beam.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to ackknowledge any game made after yellow version

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s your mistake, they’ve improved the game a ton since then.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let´s agree to disagree.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is funny considering you’re younger than us.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Not only does it inflict damage, the Pokemon’s attack is cut in half.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I can give it a shot. With Pain Split, Payback, and Will-o-Wisp, though, I’m really not sure what I want my fourth move to be.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I don’t really see the point in using Shadow Punch as a STAB. Earthquake would take advantage of Dusknoir’s high attack better than other attacks, but Brick Break fucks barriers and eats dark types. Curse could maybe be kind of useful when backed with Pain Split.

But fire/ice/thunderpunch are recommended….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, it kind of depends on the moves the rest of your team has.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rest of my team is still underdeveloped! Oh, poop.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy on the language there, sport

by sfoakbay on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

who you calling sport, buddy…

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you still at, like, Goldenrod City?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess if you have an easy way to move between Pearl and Silver, it makes sense to do it all now. I want to beat the E4 so I can get a Shiny Stone and go to Kanto :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I can figure out final move sets on Jirachi, Kangaskhan, and Milotic. It’s just more work than I was hoping to do just to figure out this Dusknoir. I wanted to figure out Dusknoir because it has such an atypical move set for one of my teams.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going home. Keep it up Giants.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GO HOME

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker gets the Freeze cam

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hay demasiados personas aqui!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This offense is becoming awfully familiar.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

One inning where they look competent and the rest of the game they look terrible? Yep.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are who we thought they were?

Harbors Legitimate Concerns About 2010 Season

by Giant Homer on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 runs is their max

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL AUDREY

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Cleanup Hitter!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HORNE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DEROSA

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

If Fred Lewis did that, everyone would be calling for his head.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

why are we talking about last years team?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Who-is?

Harbors Legitimate Concerns About 2010 Season

by Giant Homer on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Frame Job.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to damper anything but

There is a chance for rain on Sunday.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh I would be so pissed.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you did!

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

make sure you bring the gortex

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Takes pitches.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Odds of Molina starting 0-2?

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

zero?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God the Giants have already scored 3 runs.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Get it off your shoulder N00B

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

We need to like, split into teams, and each team gets their own GameDay thread.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s opening day, relax

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Graham you read my message to you above about the drinking?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. What did it say? I already had some scotch today after hiking across the glacier on Lake Argentina

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The legal drinking age is officially 18, although most establishments will serve anyone approximately 16 or older.”

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. The tour company let me drink without even asking. I was the only one under 18 on the tour.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Different culture I guess. I bet they would easily serve you wine in France at even a younger age.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drank a beer in Germany when I was 12.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They gave me alchocol in Italy. That was a year or two ago.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY MONEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Money!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY OF AVERAGE SIZE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

bowkermania!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is $

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina will be in the cleanup spot tomorrow. Book it.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Foolish Oswalt! Bad pitches are like butter to Molina. And he is a man who appreciates butter.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Bloop singles are awesome!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see a dinger.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT IT NOWWW!

Harbors Legitimate Concerns About 2010 Season

by Giant Homer on Apr 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as you don’t want to see dingerz.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado game is over.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate has seen mine already

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

** JEALOUS **

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then watch the Rockies play!

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great take

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

DEUCES!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Great take, again!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHAKE EM

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good take

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

95 MPH fastball. 65 MPH curveball. Not fair.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

If Bowker takes that breaking pitch he’ll keep his job

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Some good takes there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

His spit take was the best.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEESH

Good eye. I think it was low.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Followed by a beast curve.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff may be more painful to watch “run” to first than Molina. Although maybe I’m just desensitized to the latter.

by coolandtough on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That a boy John

Take pitches

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That was low

Good take

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nastiness

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a nasty curve.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Bowker, quit looking back to the umpire like you’re expecting him to call it a strike!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ROOK!

Harbors Legitimate Concerns About 2010 Season

by Giant Homer on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

patient Bowk is patient

maybe too patient…

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oswalt was pure filth on that AB.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

you better be joking

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Souting Report:
too patient, cheats game

Harbors Legitimate Concerns About 2010 Season

by Giant Homer on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD NEWS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nursty curve.

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oswalt was just dealing in that AB.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice AB Bowker. Those were some brutal pitches

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

impossible pitch

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker always seems to get nasty pitches.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well. Good AB.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT HE DIDNT GET A HIT

BENCH THE BUM

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m actually happy with that at bat.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. A good curveball is almost impossible to hit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially 3-2. Who looks for a high curveball on 3-2?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. torres says every curveball is impossible to hit,

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLFENSE

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oswalt still can deal, brutal.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

One thing I like about HACKERS + AWESOME PITCHERS

fast games.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

No kidding

Last night’s Sox-Yanks game was agony.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when the National Championship is on in 40 minutes

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the Giants commercials

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers and Padres lost
D-Backs and Rockies won

by Drew Kerr on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Little early for scoreboard watching. I mean, one team had to win and the other had to lose.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wearable blankets!

by sfoakbay on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lmao brian wilson...

that dbag

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, Amy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

We never should have offered her arbitration this offseason.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP AMY G

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G can't be more annoying

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Amy.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL wearable blanket

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy is killing me in my Fantasy league. Damn you Josh Beckett

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He was playing for his new contract last night. Look forward to more of the same now that he’s got it.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bleh. I goit a kickass staff.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet. No more Oswalt

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I gotta confess, I actually kind of want the Snuggie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a BC snuggie!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ninja Turtle snuggies win all, though.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God

Oswalt is done.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, why did the Astros ruin the foul pole?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We got a road game in Houston and we still have to see Amy G?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Good pose, Tim.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him Tim

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD person!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD SULLIVAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

KAZAAM!

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim is fillllthy

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKum

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this really the new K counter?

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The images kinda look the same. they don’t immediately jump out as different.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG wind storm Wizard of Oz shit all of a sudden in PDX!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Is everything in color now?

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheres 15 million dollar Brandon Lyon

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Mini-injured, lost his job as closer.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that was a horrible deal.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD guy who shouldn’t be batting because Oswalt was still on his game.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooh, that almost took Tim’s head off

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Update: banana bread is complete and cooling. House smells great.

Plus, the game is pretty good.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit. That sounds awesome. Can I come visit and eat your baked goods?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon over!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting in my car. I’ll be there in like two days.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

Looks like someone left some baked goods
How did he know I love baked goods!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your MCC moniker gave it away.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banana bread and muffins are my favorite!

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone who makes banana bread is a good person.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I come over now?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So jealous.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look out!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch it, Bourn

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Bourne! That almost hit Timmy.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

duck Timmy duck

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually I think that goes “duck, duck, goose”.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap, annoying tool is on base.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah…just get Matsui

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Focus on the hitter Tim.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The word you are looking for, ump, is STRIKE

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh Oh

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s the Astros bullpen like?

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon LOLyon

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much this

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

god i love this pic

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instantly turns the “trainwreck” page into the greatest.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one of those train wreck images that is not too horrible to post.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this one

I just want to know how that happened.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks shopped

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d guess collapsed bridge.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still incredible.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was on a train that did that.

Spilled my tea all over my lap.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

the Crawford Boxes look better now

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is neat.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

uh oh

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw a groundball, now!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t approve of this, or Renteria’s untucked jersey.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean Miyagi?

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you call him that anyway? He looks nothing like Pat Morita.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S RUNZLER TIME!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to roll ’em up, Tim.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn it

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants going with a 5 man rotation this week?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe so

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the rumor

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Take it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BASE!!

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was better than some results

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Be careful with Lee. If you walk him o well. Blum is up next.

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

not the most ideal situation

by sfoakbay on Apr 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Timothy Leroy Lincecum… THROW STRIKES!!!

You know what’s disturbing…I AM old enough to be his mother.
/sobs silently in a corner

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too, technically.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But can you look pansit and dinuguan?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, please.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw Strikes

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!!!!!!!!!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That'll work

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

POPUP!

Good job, Timmy!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 popup, Awesome

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OuTERRIFYINGstanding!

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH TIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAH SUCK IT LEE

Goddamn yes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO!

Way to shut the door, Tim!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR LYK CARLOS PEE

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ick.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you Panda

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES!!

FUCK yes!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

We HAVE to get this game because there will be A LOT of pain tomorrow.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t gedda watch the next two games. Booo!!!

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to see Zito?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t gedda watch the next two 6 games. Booo!!!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of the country another week, eh?? Just enjoy it, have a couple drinks that you can’t do legally in the US.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant legally do it here either.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

True but they don’t act anal down there.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, drat.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ANAL.

Yeah but my parents still rarely let me drink. I dont like drinking all that much anyway. I usually only do it if im with friends.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your parents down there, too?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I dont have money.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also so I can go in and hang it over my dodger fan coworkers, who were already all pretty silent after going to watch part of the game at lunch today.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder if that’s gonna be it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
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by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

<Hes supposed to bat this inning so we will see

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should be.

He struggled that inning, his velocity is down, and his spot is up.

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew.

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn it Giants, Score some fucking runs.

I would like to get through this season without a heart attack.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

You ask for a lot

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Me too (for once)

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tap. Tap Plastics...

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve heard that they are the outstanding plastic location.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard they are a fantastic plastic place

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah

we need to check that out!

by sfoakbay on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose that ‘the’ should have been ‘an’ in order for the post to be funny.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAP PLASTICS!

"...and Bocock is in the whole"

by sleeknerve on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else just see that Shake Weight commercial? Apparently espn didn’t get the memo that april fools was four days ago…

by coolandtough on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The wife thinks that commercial is hilarious.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had never seen that before. It blows my mind that someone thought that up, and then decided it was a product that world couldn’t live without. Although I suppose there’s probably a good chance it was invented by someone who thought it would be a funny joke to see on tv.

by coolandtough on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

what was the giants average score last year?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t divide by zero.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

4.06 RPG on offense

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commence Ground Attack!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t Aurilia anymore.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy with a helmet on.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

been fooled before

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jazz Hands

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

U!

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YAYRIBE!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe singles!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Spirit Fingers!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

/sparky pilastry

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZY!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy gonna bunt.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, hey!

A hit

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Timmy!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nicely done Timmy

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Automatic on the bunt

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Do something Rowand!

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

something positive, he means!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly I’ll just take something

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

at work we like to say. do SOMETHING even if its wrong!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

CMON SCOTT

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

32 minutes to tip off?

Not if the Giants game is still on!

by OneLoveSF on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Who decided it was a good idea to have a 9:20 ET tipoff? My bed-time – yes, until I was sixteen – was 9pm. I wouldn’t have even been able to see the tip.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s ridiculous. 8 PM ET tipoffs are late enough.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes no sense. People have to work. That game won’t be over until midnight on the east coast.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I have two problems with the roster, it’s Velez and Mota.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand 0-3 and looked bad in every ab

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Does he ever look good?

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Spring Training!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say “When you watch him on Gameday”

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

xanthan was wrong

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He laid off of it!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/pulls hanging breaking ball foul

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the slider

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE

by deuce deuce on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Scott

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was technically something.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So how did Rowand lose 15 pounds this offseason? Mostly by pooping.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol slow. Lol ground out. Lol Rowand

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

3 grounders to short

I’m stunned. I was under the impression that bikes and so on.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, all hopes on bone spurs

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

oh rowands

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA RENTS!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent is back nerds!

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Rent

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that I like.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

rent!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GAR!!!

Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut

by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY OUT OF THE GATE NERDS

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened to holysmokes?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beatz meez.

27th Greatest SS ever….

by hokysmksbw on Apr 5, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENT!!!

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAR

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This may have been a mistake

but it will definitely have its uses this season

by Rdubya on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Bone Chips!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!!!

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ED THE RALLY GAR!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Bone chips!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Your off my shit list for one night, Rent.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh

Renteria is good?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

rent to own

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S REAL!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Gar!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

finally scoring that doesn’t occur in the only in the first inning……flashbacks from last year

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA CUT THAT OUT

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Pablo.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Pablo sinkerball

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

we have our 4 runs now.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Panda.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Panda

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh geez pablo

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was awful

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval, ugh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD PANDA

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

lol what're you doin' !

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw man.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Three pitches that bounced, 3 strikes. Bad Panda!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Three

Its the magic number…inside

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 5, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he doing something different with his fron foot?

I don’t remember him picking it up and tapping it like that ever before

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 5, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad they brought Bengie back to mentor Pablo.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

The beauty of baseball

It’s still way more likely, despite the results in this game so far, that Renteria is the one that sucks and Panda is the awesome hitter.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 5, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I gotta say, that Blue Moon Grand Cru was mighty tasty.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Blue Moon makes great beer.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do. Might be my go-to bar beer. And the Grand Cru took it to another level. Thank god for the Whole Foods beer walk-in.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grand Cru? is that seasonal?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was an anniversary thing. Came in a 750mL.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

Tim Lincecum is kinda good.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

/wonders if GRM is still kicking and screaming, convinced Lincecum is Jesse Foppert-izing.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing grm doesn’t visit GDT

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh, power knocked off. THEN mlb.com was too LOADED to get the game back on. FUCK YOU WEATHER.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK TIGER HAS TO SAY

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Dear God this

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol state of Texas

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

They always show this footage of Krukow in the All-Star Game in Houston.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk always brings the DVD.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406926/gameday-thread-v

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy behind Bush shoulda slugged him

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That would get the person 10 years in prison.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

both

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEMOTHERFUCKINROSA

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

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