Gameday Thread: The Fourth
I think this Lincecum fellow might be kind of good.
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He used up all his quality ABs in spring training.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
GOLD BOND!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
Game started one hour ago and this is the fourth one?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Well, we filled up one before the game even started.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TWSS?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Another new thread
Are we on some sort of record pace?
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
BARBARA BUSH!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
needz moar bush!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Barbara "Silver" Bush
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LET ME BUY YOU DINNER!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
anyone else Lincecum is using a brown mitt this year? He’s used a black one the past couple years
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
by lincecuminyourface on Apr 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
Uh… yes?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Welcome to MCC gameday threads
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I ask again
What is wrong with paisley?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m just not crazy about it. I have an aversion to things popular in the 1970s. It was a foul decade for fashion in general.
Polyester!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wide lapels, smoked glasses…the parade of hideous marched right on through to about 1981 before the nation came to its senses and started hating the Soviets again.
I will say that I prefer the insane bushery of the 1970s to the completely shorn genitalia of today.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Racing stripe!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure I would buy an audio book of Jon Miller just talking to himself about the ’67 Astros (or anything else for that matter).
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
how about if it were Joe Morgan?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
umm not so much. Although I do have a sneaking suspicion Joe Morgan reading Dr. Seuss would be entertaining.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
He would pause in between pages and describe how impressed he is with the intangibles of a Who.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I was hoping Horton would be here today… I haven’t had a chance to say hi to him yet. Maybe he’ll show up on page four. One of the alltime great elephants, very underrated for his size.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
I would buy an audio book of Jon Miller reading a thesaurus.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Especially if he did part of it in Vin Scully’s voice.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I would buy an audio book of Jon Miller a compendium of my short fiction. But I don’t think anyone else would.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Missing words are part of the reason my compendium remains undersold.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ROWNADS
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ROWNADS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Was that Mosh girl?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
LEADOFF HITTER!
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sigh
Lost fifteen pounds. Sizzling spring. Best shape of his life.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Poll question
A
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Just, what a fantastic at bat by Aaron Rowand. I mean, really. That was terrific. Just great. Way to go, Rowand! Way to go! Yeah!… that’s the stuff!!
At least he didn’t do it on one pitch!
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The size of boulders!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Edgar!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
Nice approach Renteria :D
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
A
I know it’s a losing cause, but I really really hate “impact” as a verb. Just sayin’ Dave Flemmin’.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
You know, if MCC ever did one of those “For every comment, we donate 5 cents to [charity of choice]” threads that other boards like to do, I wouldn’t doubt that there would be over $1000 raised.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Jesus
I´m on as really slow computer and it took like 15 minutes to get past the other 3 pages to get here
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
I arrived 30 minutes ago and I missed about 2000 comments.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
You’re fired.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah. This is brutal. And I have to watch the game on Yahoo Stattracker
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
No TV tonight eh? Or are you still out of the country?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Im in Patagonia.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Rough life, dude.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah. I dont know how I manage sometimes.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
really?
sweet!
I really want to visit south america
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Its pretty sweet. We hiked across a glacier today.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
For you Graham
“The legal drinking age is officially 18, although most establishments will serve anyone approximately 16 or older.”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Well, we linked all four in the first one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well I may have exagerated. It still took like 15 minutes to get here though.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He's back!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ED THE REALLY GAR IS BACK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol really gar
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow…DP =/
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
HACKOVAL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
Aww, Panda
You’re not supposed to do that.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pablo :/
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I am beginning to think it was a good idea to not start Aaron Rowand in my Pokemonz this week
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Or to have him on your Pokemonz team.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
So that happened…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Boo
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
BAM BAM BAM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Flipping channels: Man, does TNA Wrestling suck.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It’s the new WCW (with old WCW stars).
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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but wcw was right
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wut?
You don’t like watching 60 year old Rick Flair wrestling?
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Actually I do.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Dude has way more charisma in his left pinky than 80% of new wrestlers.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Whoo!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
To be the man, you got to beat the man
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
You know what I always liked about Ric Flair?
His music was the 2001 a Space Odyssey theme.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
i sense a changeup.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
Great Scott!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GIVE THAT MAN ANOTHER GOLD GLOVE
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GREAT SCOTT!
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Rownads has wheels
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
DEEZNADZ!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
Now worries.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
um, no
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ARROW
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Rownad sans boiler flags it down
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
damn... nice rowand
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Wall contact!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Phew.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I'm calm, dude.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
No seriously, cornball. calm the fuck down. Never seen you this out of control
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm fucking calm, dude.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Calmer than you are
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
NO, CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t do this with a straight face anymore.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I think you should check your blood pressure
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy being a diva
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
must be shit+A
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
mucked up spikes
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
Best Shape, et cetera
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
Please explain.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Okay, thanks for the explanations. :)
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
why?
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
reply fail
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
HOUSTON YOUR DIRT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM (with the mound)
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Seriously
It looks like the mound is made of mud
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Wow
Gamecenter said it was out of the park, Rowand says otherwise.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Throw strikes.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Throw Strikes {Giants Pitcher}z
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
TIM
FINISH HIM
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TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think we need a Post about subject lines... Soon.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
Nice battle back after 3-0 count
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
Citi Field kind of looks like a fun place to watch a game. You know, without the Mets’ fans.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Citi Field is a step up or two over Shea.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Poll
Should it be policy to delete images like the ones above if they are posted without subject lines?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yes
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll back that.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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YES, PLZ
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Let the moderators use their discretion. Those that have some, anyway.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I think images like that should just be deleted with or without subject lines.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
SURE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Can we just delete the A’s troll?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Unless Lars posts Mosh Girl pictures
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Manzanilla?
Tea?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Looks like 70
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
1-2-3
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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70 bitches each—it’s a party!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
My Pokemanz
So, apparently, I’m supposed to use Will-o-Wisp with a Dusknoir, but I just don’t get the appeal. Status effects are nice, but 75% accuracy is lame. Is it really that good of a move?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
Burn is a great status effect though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sometimes I miss the days when I was like “I’M GONNA HIT YOU WITH MOST POWERFUL ATTACK SO YOU DIE”.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
HYDRO PUMP
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My entire team used to have hyper beam.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I refuse to ackknowledge any game made after yellow version
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s your mistake, they’ve improved the game a ton since then.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Let´s agree to disagree.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is funny considering you’re younger than us.
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This
Not only does it inflict damage, the Pokemon’s attack is cut in half.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I guess I can give it a shot. With Pain Split, Payback, and Will-o-Wisp, though, I’m really not sure what I want my fourth move to be.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, I don’t really see the point in using Shadow Punch as a STAB. Earthquake would take advantage of Dusknoir’s high attack better than other attacks, but Brick Break fucks barriers and eats dark types. Curse could maybe be kind of useful when backed with Pain Split.
But fire/ice/thunderpunch are recommended….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, it kind of depends on the moves the rest of your team has.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The rest of my team is still underdeveloped! Oh, poop.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Aren’t you still at, like, Goldenrod City?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
:(
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, I can figure out final move sets on Jirachi, Kangaskhan, and Milotic. It’s just more work than I was hoping to do just to figure out this Dusknoir. I wanted to figure out Dusknoir because it has such an atypical move set for one of my teams.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Going home. Keep it up Giants.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
Hay demasiados personas aqui!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
This offense is becoming awfully familiar.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
One inning where they look competent and the rest of the game they look terrible? Yep.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL AUDREY
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOL HORNE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL DEROSA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
If Fred Lewis did that, everyone would be calling for his head.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
why are we talking about last years team?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to damper anything but
There is a chance for rain on Sunday.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
But you did!
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Get it off your shoulder N00B
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
We need to like, split into teams, and each team gets their own GameDay thread.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Graham you read my message to you above about the drinking?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
No. What did it say? I already had some scotch today after hiking across the glacier on Lake Argentina
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
“The legal drinking age is officially 18, although most establishments will serve anyone approximately 16 or older.”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Oh yeah. The tour company let me drink without even asking. I was the only one under 18 on the tour.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Different culture I guess. I bet they would easily serve you wine in France at even a younger age.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
They gave me alchocol in Italy. That was a year or two ago.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY MONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Money!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
Foolish Oswalt! Bad pitches are like butter to Molina. And he is a man who appreciates butter.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I want to see a dinger.
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Colorado game is over.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Lars?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nate has seen mine already
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
** JEALOUS **
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Great take
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
DEUCES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SHAKE EM
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Good take
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
95 MPH fastball. 65 MPH curveball. Not fair.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Some good takes there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YEESH
Good eye. I think it was low.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Followed by a beast curve.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Huff may be more painful to watch “run” to first than Molina. Although maybe I’m just desensitized to the latter.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
That was low
Good take
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Nastiness
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Bowker, quit looking back to the umpire like you’re expecting him to call it a strike!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
patient Bowk is patient
maybe too patient…
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Oswalt was pure filth on that AB.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BAD NEWS
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Oh well. Good AB.
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BUT HE DIDNT GET A HIT
BENCH THE BUM
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yeah
I’m actually happy with that at bat.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Me too. A good curveball is almost impossible to hit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
One thing I like about HACKERS + AWESOME PITCHERS
fast games.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
No kidding
Last night’s Sox-Yanks game was agony.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I hate the Giants commercials
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Were you watching the beginning of Grease?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
lmao brian wilson...
that dbag
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Ugh, Amy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
We never should have offered her arbitration this offseason.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
No, Amy.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy is killing me in my Fantasy league. Damn you Josh Beckett
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
He was playing for his new contract last night. Look forward to more of the same now that he’s got it.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Bleh. I goit a kickass staff.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I gotta confess, I actually kind of want the Snuggie.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
There’s a BC snuggie!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I think Ninja Turtle snuggies win all, though.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Man, why did the Astros ruin the foul pole?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
Good pose, Tim.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD person!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD SULLIVAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
KAZAAM!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
STFD!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
Tim is fillllthy
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LinceKKKKKum





I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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The images kinda look the same. they don’t immediately jump out as different.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG wind storm Wizard of Oz shit all of a sudden in PDX!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Is everything in color now?
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Mini-injured, lost his job as closer.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Update: banana bread is complete and cooling. House smells great.
Plus, the game is pretty good.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Damnit. That sounds awesome. Can I come visit and eat your baked goods?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Uh oh
Looks like someone left some baked goods
How did he know I love baked goods!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Your MCC moniker gave it away.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Anyone who makes banana bread is a good person.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So jealous.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Look out!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
duck Timmy duck
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Bah…just get Matsui
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes, please
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Fuck
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What’s the Astros bullpen like?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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pretty much this

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Instantly turns the “trainwreck” page into the greatest.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
It’s one of those train wreck images that is not too horrible to post.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I like this one

I just want to know how that happened.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’d guess collapsed bridge.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I was on a train that did that.
Spilled my tea all over my lap.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Crap
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
uh oh
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
Throw a groundball, now!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t approve of this, or Renteria’s untucked jersey.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You mean Miyagi?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Why do you call him that anyway? He looks nothing like Pat Morita.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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IT'S RUNZLER TIME!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Darn it
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Giants going with a 5 man rotation this week?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Take it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
OPEN BASE!!
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
Well, that was better than some results
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Timothy Leroy Lincecum… THROW STRIKES!!!
You know what’s disturbing…I AM old enough to be his mother.
/sobs silently in a corner
Throw strikes, please.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FUCK YES!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
That'll work
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
2-0 popup, Awesome
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
WOOO!
Way to shut the door, Tim!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MOAR LYK CARLOS PEE
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Ick.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YES YES!!
FUCK yes!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
We HAVE to get this game because there will be A LOT of pain tomorrow.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I don’t gedda watch the next two 6 games. Booo!!!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Out of the country another week, eh?? Just enjoy it, have a couple drinks that you can’t do legally in the US.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I cant legally do it here either.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
True but they don’t act anal down there.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL ANAL.
Yeah but my parents still rarely let me drink. I dont like drinking all that much anyway. I usually only do it if im with friends.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Your parents down there, too?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Yeah. I dont have money.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Also so I can go in and hang it over my dodger fan coworkers, who were already all pretty silent after going to watch part of the game at lunch today.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Wonder if that’s gonna be it.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
<Hes supposed to bat this inning so we will see
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Should be.
He struggled that inning, his velocity is down, and his spot is up.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Whew.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
God damn it Giants, Score some fucking runs.
I would like to get through this season without a heart attack.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
You ask for a lot
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Me too (for once)
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Tap. Tap Plastics...
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
I’ve heard that they are the outstanding plastic location.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I suppose that ‘the’ should have been ‘an’ in order for the post to be funny.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TAP PLASTICS!
"...and Bocock is in the whole"
Did anyone else just see that Shake Weight commercial? Apparently espn didn’t get the memo that april fools was four days ago…
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
The wife thinks that commercial is hilarious.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I had never seen that before. It blows my mind that someone thought that up, and then decided it was a product that world couldn’t live without. Although I suppose there’s probably a good chance it was invented by someone who thought it would be a funny joke to see on tv.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
Can’t divide by zero.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Commence Ground Attack!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
U!
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YAYRIBE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
Spirit Fingers!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
URIBE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, hey!
A hit
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Automatic on the bunt
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
something positive, he means!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Who decided it was a good idea to have a 9:20 ET tipoff? My bed-time – yes, until I was sixteen – was 9pm. I wouldn’t have even been able to see the tip.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That’s ridiculous. 8 PM ET tipoffs are late enough.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
In Spring Training!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I was gonna say “When you watch him on Gameday”
by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He laid off of it!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Here comes the slider
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ROWNADS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
3 grounders to short
I’m stunned. I was under the impression that bikes and so on.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
oh rowands
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
EDGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
Now that I like.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
rent!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
GAR!!!
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
MONEY OUT OF THE GATE NERDS
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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RALLY!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Whoops
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This may have been a mistake
but it will definitely have its uses this season
BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!!!
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
Huh
Renteria is good?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IT'S REAL!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Gar!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
C’mon, Pablo.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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That was awful
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Sandoval, ugh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
lol what're you doin' !
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Aw man.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Three pitches that bounced, 3 strikes. Bad Panda!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
is he doing something different with his fron foot?
I don’t remember him picking it up and tapping it like that ever before
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
The beauty of baseball
It’s still way more likely, despite the results in this game so far, that Renteria is the one that sucks and Panda is the awesome hitter.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I gotta say, that Blue Moon Grand Cru was mighty tasty.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Grand Cru? is that seasonal?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS
Tim Lincecum is kinda good.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
/wonders if GRM is still kicking and screaming, convinced Lincecum is Jesse Foppert-izing.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK TIGER HAS TO SAY
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 5, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
They always show this footage of Krukow in the All-Star Game in Houston.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Kruk always brings the DVD.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406926/gameday-thread-v
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That guy behind Bush shoulda slugged him
by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
That would get the person 10 years in prison.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

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