First Third Gamethread of the Year!
by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 4:36 PM PDT
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This is a pretty cool game so far, huh.
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BALLS
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
NO U
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ha
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
HOTDOGS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
BLUBT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Second inning.
Neat.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Does that mean taking a crap over here? I want to introduce it to the Row but not sure how receptive they’d be.
Well beat the drum and hold the phone, the sun came out today.
by frightened inmate #2 on Apr 5, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
creme brulee!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
Howie should make the next one.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
kenshin should make the next one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/suck it kenshin picture
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Kenshin :(
Intern year :(
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
1 pitch outs!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
PABLO!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
He knows Kung fu.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Geoff Blum? More like Geoff Bum
AMIRITE?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
URITE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice throw by Panda. And the bubble!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YOU CONFUSE ME WHEN YOU NOD YES WHEN YOU MEAN NO
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
a thread per inning, ok
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Pedro!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
what the... pedro feliz w/the astros now?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Is Pedro wearing 77? WTF?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
they retired #7
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
FLEAS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
damn him
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
bah
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
Of course.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
HOW DARE YOU FLEAS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Q: Where do terrible hitters go to die?
A: This game
Pedro. You traitor.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
TIM!
THROW IT AT HIS FEET
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Pedro Feliz is wearing #77 for Astros. Craig Biggio’s 7 is retired. He came up to me on the field, shook my hand and said, “No comment.”
From Hank
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Weird thing to say to someone when he shakes your hand. I usually say “Hi” or “Nice to meet you.”
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Met Pedro to take a picture
Told me not to break the camera
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Nomo nono?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
great abacab b-side
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Towles, you’re the worst hitter ever.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Aww, no no-no.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Nice curve. Damn
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
FINISH HIM
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
John Boy!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
can I just say
i hate these new nike undershirts with that damn swoosh front and center on the collar
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
BOWKERMANIA!~!!!!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
phew
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
That catch did sound classy.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
BOWKERAMA
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKERMANIA!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
Who?
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 5, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Crying on the bench. Keeping Posey’s spot warm.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Nate doesn’t strike me as a crybaby.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker Baby!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKED
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
BOWKER
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
Thanks twice Merope
without you I’d still be on the first gamethread
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
I’m trying to watch a baseball game! lol
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
heart skipped a few beats
good call by DaveF
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Say
That’s a nice bike
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
ELEVENTYSEVENTH!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Meth dealing?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So, basically, opposing team gets a two-out single at the bottom of the order, we post 75 comments. This is going to be a fun year.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
only for Feliz, Omar, um, Davis?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Fred Lewis, eventually.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Frandsen
Denker
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Dustin Mohr
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, now we have, like, two hitters?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Aubrey Huff is the most important human being of all time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Huff is Donna Noble?!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I have no idea what’s going on, man.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Orange girl is orange
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Stupid hair is stupid
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
AHHHH!
There’s no escaping her!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
OT: i’m really hoping this weather here doesnt put the power out… it’s a shit show here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Your SF Giants: The Shit Show
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
A must have for any fake giants fan.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
anybody see Buehrle's play earlier, for Chisox?
play of the year on shot to mound, booted, then scooped through legs.
First baseman barehanded the throw.
wild stuff
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Crazy awesome. It made my twitter explode, and I mainly follow hockey people.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Man, i can’t keep up with y’all. I’m gonna have to try a later thread – hopefully the excitement and newness will die down a bit so I can enjoy the witty comments (without having to wade through 75 “Bowkermania” and “Panda” lines scrolling across my screen at a time.
/pre-emptive “LOL I R old”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
SFTD
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s with the Citgo sign?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Cheating the game!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Have I missed any Deuces today?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions
I can only follow via Gameday right now, so what made Bowker’s catch into Bowkermania?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It wasn’t that great of a catch tbh, but people were talking about him like he was incompetent.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
But Flem made it the Coors Light Great Grab of the Game!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Had to range to his left into foul ground almost into the wall.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
about an 8+ degree of difficulty
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing much – he just ran into the corner and everybody got super excited.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Loved Joe Morgan's commentary
“Pedro Feliz is a good hitter of hanging breaking balls. That’s really his pitch.”
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
OBP!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
even you are subject to the subject line, sir
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WHAT HOW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Question
I’m late to the party, how’d the Giants score 3 runs?
Also, I’ll take a walk from Rent.
Also, also, Bowker in right looks good to me so far.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Huff single
DeRosa walk
Bengie single
Bowker single
Uribe sac fly
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bowker’s single was like 4 feet away from being a HR btw
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bowker is awesome
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
This
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Pablo!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
<3 Pablo!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Go panda!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I can hear their bagpipes swelling
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
lil mo!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
NOT. MAKING. OUTS. DOESN’T. SUCK.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 5, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
Aubrey Huff: San Francisco Giant
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 5, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
No hufffff
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
bah
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
SHIFT-A
What I miss?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
what is Shift-A? does it have something to do with Pokemonz?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It marks all of the comments as read
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Run it out, Hufff!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Huff
San Francisco Giant
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
WELCOME HUFF!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
1st pitch hacking!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
The Giants Way!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
These are the Giants I remember.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Aubrey Huff and Mark DeRosa. True Giants
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 5, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
Didn’t DeRosa say that he would get on someone’s case if they swung at the first pitch with men on base?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
After Derosa chews him out
Huff raises his hand for a high five to show that the two of them are still cool.
Derosa slowly backs away, saying “Naw, man, I’m good.”
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
great inning, boys
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
strangely, I feel at home now.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
So much for that.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
GRUMBLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gah
Oswalt was on the ropes there and they just gave him another inning at least.
This is not a signature.
Sabean truly does have a knack.....
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
Subject line please
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
monta.da.boss?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Oh, okay, bizarro interlude over.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
How in the hell did Molina make it from 1st to 3rd on Bowker’s single off the wall in left?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
he wears wheelies
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
read it well
and knew they would throw to 2nd to keep DP in order
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
sleight of hand
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Their LF is just about as slow?
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 5, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha - I know, when I saw the throw going to second
I was worried that Molina was going to be put out at second.
Now that's more like the Giants offense I was expecting.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
Do you know you still haven’t made your draft pick?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL U
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
3 of the 27 just went down the shitter with a good opportunity to score.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
now stir
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL N00B
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell this commercial is creepy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is also creepy
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
MLB.com
Is it not working for anybody else? I want to hear me some Jon, but it won’t let me.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions
It’s been very fussy all day long, but once you get in (it took me about 20 minutes) then you’re good for the rest of the day.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
its okay... i'd rather watch timmy pitch anyway :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I probably shouldn't think let alone type it
but this better not be …score only in the first inning crap like last year
go ahead ban me for a week
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
is he the hippie?
Well beat the drum and hold the phone, the sun came out today.
by frightened inmate #2 on Apr 5, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG HONKBAL!!!!!
I was really confused by that inning where they scored three runs. The hell was that!?
I’m relieved, however, to see what happened with Huff/DeRosa while Iw as putting my son to bed. Now THAT’S the team I know!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That’s when we’ll finally get to see some REAL baseball again.
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Really?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Thankfully, those of us watching CSN are spared.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Just a green screen to CSN Bay Area folks
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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HUFF DIDN'T FUCK UP THAT TIME!!
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HuffMEHnia
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff
Dude’s pretty lanky, huh?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
JASON HEYWARD!!!
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Let me guess. POKEMONZ
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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note my sig
yes. But I just really like the guy too
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(deuces)
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Damn!
I can’t keep up. (TWSS?) When the threads aren’t as batshot crazy as this we get get back into mid-season form.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
*batshit
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. It is crazy around. Fun, but crazy.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Seriously
I think this game might set a record number of comments.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
It’ll be tough to top the no-hitter thread.
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IIRC, that game and post-game got like, 1700 comments. A lot of people started posting after that game (including me), and I think that game has already been surpassed by others last season.
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Fools and Sages
But the quality will never be surpassed.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
A perfect game/World Series win might be a bit better. Or a World Series win that ended up being a perfect game. The internets might explode from that, though.
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Fools and Sages
FINNISH HYMNS
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I demand an apology from every single media who went. “Oh no, timmy’s losing velocity! Durability! Not 6’5, 230!”
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Is it sad that I’m disappointed whenever an Astro gets out and it’s not from a Timmy K?
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Fools and Sages
I feel the exact same way lol
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
by lincecuminyourface on Apr 5, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FINISH HIM
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
I never noticed that Bourn won a Gold Glove.
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Looks just like Denard Span
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Bourne!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
S T F D
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STFD!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
get outta here
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
So have the Giants scored their runs for the week?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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STFD BOURNE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Molina
Catch that foul tip. Guess I’m still angry at the re-signing.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
LinceKKKum
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HA HA HA
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HAHA
I knew you were gonna do that for a called K.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 5, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this better
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty goddamn awesome
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I think I love you
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
STFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFD
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
STFD
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Fools and Sages
If only we knew where the Magic was.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
only 38 pitches through 3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PANIC
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But he gave up a hit. What a chump.
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29 strikes
Me likey.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 5, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT HIS VELOCITY WUZ DOWN!
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PORCELAIN!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
FLEM!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That last one should be backwards
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
DAVID B.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
♥David B.♥
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave is ready for his class picture.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
I think Molina being patient means...
Molina taking lots of first pitch strikes
They’re interviewing the old George Bush now on the astros feed. Guy looks good for his age
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ANDREW JACKSON
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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#2 in Fanshots
by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude jumps out of airplanes.
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He talks real guuuud
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina looks fatter than last year.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL FAT
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Almost was a single.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow...range
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
Bourn is really good
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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It's been said before but.....
LOL….DODGERS!!!!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
gold glove CFer
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
SUPREMACY
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HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HACK HACK HACK
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Fucking recession
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
One of us! One of us! One of us!
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you not listen to Bam-Bam?!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
Trivia 5 Giants pitchers to start opening day 2000-2009?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Schmidt, reuter, lincecum, zito, ?
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Hernandez
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ahaha
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And cheeseburgers.
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JINX
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Lincecum, Reuter, Schmidt, Zito, Livan?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 5, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ding ding ding
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this
might be right. I know Reuter started the HOME opener in the new ballpark, but don’t know if he ever started on opening day
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
Oswalt at fiddy pitches.
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Oh, yeah, Zito is a certain one.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got here 20 minutes ago and I missed about 2000 comments today.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Half of them
were (insert name of Giant) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by D4P on Apr 5, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
JAZZAY
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YAYRIBE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
U!
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"...that way Rowand would lead off the fifth."
You say that like it’s a good thing, Kuip.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.
Man, I think I may be too old to keep up with MCC gameday now that I’m 30.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Slacker
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
in large type
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the IRC chat room.
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OH BOO HOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Don’t make me have to intimidate you with the teenaged jcb9 picture again!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Just as long as there is a subject line
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Get with the program man, I’m way older than that.\
Kids today…
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Third-of-life crises. It happens.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Turning 25 was actually a lot weirder for me than 30. I was like, “I’m a quarter of a century, what the fuck!”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
When I turned thirty, I was like “Haha freedom! No more expectations, this is what I is!” Shortly after that I got very depressed.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Yes, you are. =p
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Thirties are AWESOME.
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Why I didn't care when I turned 30
I’m still young
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL TIMMY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WTF is going on with McDonalds French Fry commercials?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I looove that they don't have stupid mlb commercials anymore on mlb.tv
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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WALK OFF WALK!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You don’t have digital cable?? It’s free preview of MLB Extra Innings. You could watch this game on TV with the Giants feed.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Nope
we just have an HD antenna
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so, I've missed good chunks of the game, and will miss more later
But when I’ve been here, Lincecum’s velocity has looked quite good. So that’s good.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
So is Pika
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, yes it is
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Sup Nolan Ryan on a Lowe’s commercial?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
He’s no Randy Winn, that’s for sure.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow hard to believe Zito started not just one but two opening days.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think Mark Gardner started like three in the 90s.
Mark Leiter did a couple, too!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
He was the ace!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
lol Baggs
http://twitter.com/extrabaggs/statuses/11666108442
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
BURN
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Sick one at that
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
WOKKA WOKKA
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answer
Hernandez, Reuter, Schmidt, Zito, Lincecum
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
I had Ortiz, Hernandez, Reuter, (no Schmidt), Zito, Lincecum.
Fail
proud temporary parent of Roy Oswalt, since the Giants players draft abandoned me and 30+ others prospective parents and left us without adopted kids.
Strikes, Giants pitcher.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TIMMY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL how did that end up in his glove?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IT'S MAGIC INSIDE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
VELCRO BODY
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions
nice baggy uni. on tim
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Looks like he’s wearing Panda’s pants.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
He’s a wizard. There’s no other explanation.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
an ENCHANTER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Lincecum wants a Gold Glove to go with the rest of his trophies.
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That and a silver slugger and there’d be nothing left.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I'm thinking individual awards
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
o i c. yeah, that’s more a team thing, or so i’ve heard it rumored.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Besides which
He’ll get his world series ring when he gets his 2 billion dollar contract from the Yankees
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Shit-A
hmmm, does nothing
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
unless you have to
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
And the o-ring buys you dinner
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
G H W BUSH'S BARF BUCKET!
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Pence has quick hands.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He does everything kinda goofy, but he gets the job done.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
Why is Joe Morgan talking about women’s NCAA basketball on opening day?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
cuz his daughter is a college athalete
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD Pence!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
hunt THAT!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
STFD PENCE!
LOL HANGING CHANGEUP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LinceKKKKum
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Zito as your Opening day starter ... Kinda like having it be Vicente Padilla
LOLodgers
Let's bring the...
126 million dollar difference
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 5, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU LEE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol single
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL what a single :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
whew
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
Not the problem
(sorry couldn’t resist)
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
That's what you get for admiring it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
Phew
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nice arm, derosa
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
yeah, but you’re a peniz, so what do you know?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
/admires profile image
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
phew
two long singles today.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
I would also like Velez to take note where DeRosa played that ball: NOT AT THE BASE OF THE FUCKING WALL
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I had forgotten about that game
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 5, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
IF FRED WAS IN LF THAT WOULD’VE BEEN A HOME RUN OUT OF THE BALLPARK!!!!! U SEE CUZ FRED SUX!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I C
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I KNOW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Velez would have stood directly underneath it at the base of the wall
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Your reasoning is too advanced for me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
thinkin’ the same
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Howie isn’t hot.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That inspires some frightening imagery.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That’s Bill Neukom
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
some bush
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon and Joe are rocking the paisley.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TIM
FINISH HIM
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TIM
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DEUCES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
Whoops
(deuces)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry
I totally missed it.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FINISH HIM!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
FEEEEEENISH HIM!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
This will be the only game the Astros will draw this well. I think they’re going to be a bottom feeder of the NL Central.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I hate Geoff Blum.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
local ties
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Other than working the count, why?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FINNISH HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ah, I’ve missed this sick, uneasy feeling I get during baseball games.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yup. There’s no substitute in the winter. Besides maybe spending holidays with the family.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
get off teh hooch
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
TIMMY IS KING OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yeah!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
no problem
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
Who else thinks that when Sanchez gets back he should hit leadoff and we can drop Rowand to like 7th?
or just drop him period.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HEY!
>:(
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406867/gameday-thread-the-fourth
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
holy smokes!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay bicycles!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Dammit. Thread fail.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
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