The first second Gameday Thread
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Lincecum prepares to throw his first pitch.
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KRUK AND KUIP!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
KRUK AND KUIP!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOHoOOOOO
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
dominating in every single league already
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
So?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 19 recs
This one is beautiful :')
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Amazing.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Good luck. We’re all counting on you.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 5, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Giants!
I’m so happy to have Kruk and Kuip back in my life.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Dia Feliz de Tito!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Looks like Fred McGriff is batting
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
LOL derosa
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
I can’t wait to see Aaron Rowand take the first at bat of this game!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
Oh yeah. I forgot I can’t watch until I get home.
:(
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
And I can’t go home until my shift ends!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
And I can’t GET home until my commute ends!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the worst.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL U
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
SCORE MOAR RUNZ THAN THE DISASTROS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
KNOCK THEIR TEETH OUT LIKE THOSE DRUNK BITCHES!!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
that ad is too painful to watch.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Apr 5, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Living in DC
Ecstatic that I get Jon Miller on ESPN…less so about Joe Morgan.
That was my favorite armyman to blow up with firecrackers!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
I like pie
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Aim for that short porch, fellas
Win the inning.
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I hope Bowker hits three homers today.
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Three one-run home runs or one-three run home runs.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a long commercial
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yeah, what the hell?
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WERE BACK! WOOHOO
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Pedro Feliz sighting.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
I wish I lived in the Bay Area so I could watch a bunch of giants games.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
DIRECT TV RULES!!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Longest period of my life.
Why must commercials torture me
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
I LOVE BEAN BURRITOS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
BEAN AND CHEESE!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a carnitas burrito for lunch.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a burrito.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The burrito truck already closed up and drove away.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Slappy and Joe Thornton are happy the Giants are back.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
gametime bean burrriiittooooss
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish the holiday Slappy video was played more. Absolute classic.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/nervously eating trail mix
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The lack of ATDHE streams for baseball makes me sad.
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Fools and Sages
keep hope alive
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, they did have Padres-Diamondbacks, but honestly, who’d want to watch that?
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PLAY BETTER THAN THE OTHER GUYS!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WIN THE INNING!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WIN THIS INNING
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Take the hammer into the next end!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
BASEBALL!!!!
YES YES YES OH YES!!! GIANTS!!!!!!
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
Wow, George Sr. is old.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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I was about to say that. Damn.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I guess he was president 20 years ago.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
And not a young man even then.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
sadly
he’d probably still throw out a better first pitch than obama
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
Trains! Space!
It all makes perfect sense!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
My roommate still uses AOL.
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Fools and Sages
ALOL
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s trying.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
With, of course, a weak grounder to short.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
1997?
You’re a bit late…
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You know you like it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The Marlins don’t stand a chance!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps this would have been more appropriate?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
More like the Velez catching fail
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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I admit to liking Rowand’s expression.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
1 pitch out!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
SCOTT SUCKS
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LOL FIRST PITCH SWINING
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
What a pig.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
in play: outs
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
first pitch swinning
there goes the optimism
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
I guess nobody is going to spell this right.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 1 PITCH
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
Starting off with a whimper.
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Rowand :(
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Optimism dead.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Yay!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the way this is going!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
In play: out(s) on first pitch
Midseason form already.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
Haha, well, can’t say that I’m surprised.
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If Thornton had the mindset that the Giants have when their at bat, he would score more goals.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
He did get two shots yesterday. That was relatively impressive.
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Your SF Giants!
swiiiiing
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
LOL GAH
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Wow, a lot of empty seats in Houston.
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I don’t blame them.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLERIA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
Panda time!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
you mean…. Joe “The Sweet Pea” Morgan?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
We need Big Mac.
Moar Dingerz
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t know Oswalt still threw 94
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Apparently his average fastball was 93.1 last year. Well then.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Theoretically, he could have done that without ever breaking 94.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He stole it from MadBum
too soon?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
argh MLB.com subsription mess!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
6 pitches, 2 outs. Improvement!
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Fools and Sages
Rowand & Rent in front of Pablo
I see a 23 HR, 25 RBI season for Panda.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
pretty much
and if you don’t get a lot of RBIs you’re not very good, right? So he must not be that good right? right?
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
If you listen to Morgan
Huff is our best player
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
That was ball 4, Panda.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Swinging at Ball 4, that’s the Giants alright.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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UPGRADED OFFENSE
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LOL 2010
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If he were in shape, he’d have six of them.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Smoke ’em if you got ’em.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t worry. Next inning the vets will bat!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Huff, DeRosa, Molina is, like, 3 automatic RBIs.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Average of 4 pitches per at-bat. That’s not too bad. Kind of. Compared to last year.
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Oh, the San Francisco Giants. Yes.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
So… Leadoff hitter hits a dribbler to SS on the first pitch of the game, and two flyouts? Sounds about par for the course, no?
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
So this offense is better, right?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Just went from missing Giants baseball to frustration in about 2 minutes watching that inning.
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
Can't resist urge to swing
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
TIMMY!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WOW
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Nice play by Jazz Hands.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
1-4-3
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
I forgot Timmy lives in Sausalito now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
more space for his “garden”?
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
How does his garden grow?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
First pitch swinging!
All the cool lead-off hitters are doing it!
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
All the cool bad lead-off hitters are doing it!
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Welcome to the home, Ryan Verdugo. Do me proud with your sweet left arm! Also, keep up your undefeated streak. Don't change that 5-0 record!
fail:(
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Welcome to the home, Ryan Verdugo. Do me proud with your sweet left arm! Also, keep up your undefeated streak. Don't change that 5-0 record!
haha
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
omg Tim hit 94!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Seriously, fuck those morons who were worried about velocity
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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I was worried
where do we fuck please
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
That's one!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
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LinceKum
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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STFD MATSUI!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
OMG GUYS TIMMYS VELOCITY WAS DOWN. HE MUST SUCK NOW
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You're out
bitch
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Pence = masticated
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I thought that was Huff.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM!
Whos on the K picture duty? They are slacking
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Natto disappeared
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m way ahead of you.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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giants baseball
peanut-butter filled pretzels, and beer out of my Sandoval cup from the stadium. Does it get any better?
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
HYMNS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
STFD Hunter!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I think this kid's gonna be pretty good someday
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
SIT THE FUCK DOWWWWWN
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LinceKKum
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nice
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
The extra MPH are obviously due to Molina
Our trade secret cameras have quantified veteran grit
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Violence. Pure violence.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD PENCE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NEW SEASON NEW K’S YOU GOT IT?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Changed it to Peanuts this season.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
oh, i see that now. didn’t realize that was the new thing.
by travis j bagdad on Apr 5, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LIKE A KNOT!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Does mean the next one’s worth double like a Skins game?
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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum looks good
Oswalt looks good
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Same ol’ Timmy.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
STFD.
That’s the nasty Timmy we know and love.
Still moving my rum bottle closer for the top of the 2nd.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I started drinking at 3:30
just to be safe
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
anybody using mlb at bat?
what’s the “nasty factor”?
but he had a lousy spring training!!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Yes!
Finally Mlb gameday audio comes through in time for the strike to finish the inning. Baseball has finally begun for me (5 outs late.)
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
My sound just went out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Tim struck your sound out.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Off topic- KNBR now has Jon Miller Tues/Thur at 8:30 in addition to Kruk & Kuip
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
THUMBS UP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
95 MPH is pretty damn nice.
Can’t wait until MadBum does the same…
:(
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
If. :(
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
at his rate
he’ll have zito speeds in 3 years.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This isn’t the magic I was promised
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 5, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff DeRosa DP
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks Kuip
for trying to use RBI to prove Huff is decent
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
A) what did I miss?
B) Holy crap, how are there already over 1000 comments and it’s only the 2nd inning
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GIANTS:
hack, hack, hack.
ASTROS:
Hack, K, K.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds about right. Thanks for that riveting recap, howie.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 5, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It bears repeating
Anagram of “Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum” = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
Although, I am also fond of SCREECHING, IMPLICIT MUTANT
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 5, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
both work equally well
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Wooh!
Welcome, Mr Huff!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
AUDREY HORNE!
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AUDREY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
Huff is kinda slow
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
Shoulda been a triple.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Fuck triples
Shoulda been a quadruple.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
it’s just he’s way skinnier than Molina, but doesn’t seem much faster
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hey, a hit.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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His hits only go to the left.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 5, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFFTASTIC
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
YES!!
We will not be no-hit tonight!
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
In play, no out!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hawtness
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t her name Audrey?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Aubrey Huff Audrey Horne what’s the difference?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’ll concede the point.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
though I’m certain there’s a Jack Aubrey photoshop out there, waiting to be made.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
YES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WTF
Huff is a low risk high reward signing. Fact
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Huff: the chase to 1.000 begins
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Mark "Surfer" DeRosa
Sorry.
This is not a signature.
by Kitspool on Apr 5, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
1. Morgan says Huff is “most important” Giant
2. Huff gets base hit
3. Small sample size misguided observations repeated ad infinitum
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
I have him in pokemonz!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
whatever works
As long as he isn’t using Walrusman’s magic inside van we will do whatever it takes to score runs
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
How do you know what I look like?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
beady eyes, scraggly beard
that you?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck is with this "taking pitches"?
and are some of you on espn or something?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Damnit, everyone here is ahead of me on the game by like a second
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don't get it
Why isn’t DeRosa swinging at everything?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
sore shoulder
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Hates baseball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
cheats baseball
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
bah
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
Lets go old guys
lets go!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
CLOSE
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
My sound is still out, what the hell
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Mute button.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
LOL YOUR AUDITORY RECEPTORS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
NICE NEW GUY NICE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wot wuz dat?
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
cheater!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
a hit AND a walk – what is this?!
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Apr 5, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
first rally of 2010
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
WE DIDN’T SIGN HIM TO NOT SWING THE BAT
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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B-money
B-Clutch
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Nu Gaiz!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DP coming
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ESPN Gamecast
Predicted winner: SFO (51%). So we got that going for us…
I've got squirrels in my pants!
no decimal places?
I prefer Xeifrank
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
NEWS FLASH
Molina is slow
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
Walk?!?!?!?!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Whaddya know
Not making outs doesn’t suck.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 5, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING A
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
HEY MONEY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I'm getting pumped for bowkermania!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
New Big Money!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Money!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
MONEY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
HEY MONEY
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAHHHH MONEY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ZOMGZZZZZZZZZZZ
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Luverly.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 14 recs
OMG NAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
haah!
i like the bicycle one more but this is pretty awesome as well
by travis j bagdad on Apr 5, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hehe
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i like the late 70’s GM product—go money, go USA
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SNAP MONEY!!
22gigantes is gonna go FUCKING APESHIT
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Here comes the national outbreak of bowkermania
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
haha, that’s great
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
POSEY WOULD HAVE HIT INTO A TRIPLE PLAY THERE
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
MONEYY!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Fire under his ass!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
In play: RUNZ!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
MONEY WITH THE RIBBIES! EXTEND HIS CONTRACT NOW!!!!1
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Come on Bowker!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker took a curve ball in the dirt!!
That’s tears it. We’re going all the way.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 5, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
cheat the game!
cheat the game!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
or hit one off the wall
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
BOWKERMANIA
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKERMANIA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BOWKERMANIA BITCHES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BOWKER FUCKING MANIA
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BOWKERMANIA!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
OMG BOWKER!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
THE STRONGEST FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKERMANIA!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Bowk'd!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
That was clooose!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
RUNNING WILD BROTHER!!!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
bowkerama?
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
I refuse to say Bowkermania!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Update: I’ve officially switched from “z” to “Shift+A” after every ball in play.
This is not a signature.
smart
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
pointless reply
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
pads stats for next adoption draft, c. 2025
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Lots of, um, exuberance in this thread. Gonna give up in a few, I think.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
’Tis no thread, ’tis a remorseless commenting machine.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
BOWKER
Fuck yeah! Comin again to save the mother fuckin day yeah!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
BOWKER!?! WTF? Bengie’s thing is the off the wall single…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
They really do seem a lot more patient at the plate so far
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ALL HAIL BAM BAM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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YAYRIBE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Molina scored on a sac fly?!
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I was thinking the same thing
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It was pretty darn deep.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Pence didn’t make the attempt because he’s hear the MOLINA IS IN THE BEST SHAPE OF HIS CAREER!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
grammar police!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Runs and RBI all over the damn place.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YEEEEHAAAAAWWW
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Jazz Hands!
I am not comfortable with all these, how you say, runs?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Crooked numbers!!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
URIBE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
You know it’s deep if Bengie scores easily
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I'm from Wisconsin, and I'm a Brewers fan first, but...
Lincecum and Bowker all the way! Go Giants!
Oh, and following along with all the comments… I’m stopping by more often, this place is awesome. Fellow Giants believers.
How far will this one fly?
Elias Sports Bureau just reported that this is the first three-run inning for the Giants since August 2006, a period of 519 games.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
wow
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 5, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
first 3 run inning?
or first three run 1st inning?
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
For some reason, that doesn’t seem right.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Yeah. I should have put a little winking emoticon or something.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 5, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
top of the odor
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
Lincecum best sac-bunter since Reuter!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
OK, you guys off to a good start.
But still, when Joe Morgan says " the Giants were lucky to bring Molina back."
It is the funny.
Well beat the drum and hold the phone, the sun came out today.
by frightened inmate #2 on Apr 5, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
because there was so much competition
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
lol
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
What a good day...
Baseball on my birthday. Very pleased.
yeah...whatever...
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL ROWNADS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
That inning was neat!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
At least he didn’t strike out on the slider in the dirt
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ROWNADS!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Aaron rowand sucks
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OMG MY SOUND JUST CAME BACK :D
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So when the Giants are scoring runs you cannot hear. You know what must be done.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Any one else look at Rowands numbers In Spring and think ...
Its about time he goes into a long slump?
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
How many pitches has our leadoff hitter seen?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
4
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT BUSH SR
I would have liked you more if you were sterile!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Technically it's rowadns
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Aaron Rowand, Leadoff Hitter. There are so many things wrong with that statement
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
LEADOFF HITLER
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s a great band name
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Great surname though.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
IAWTC
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
First pitch outs are totally ok for Houston.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
NAO! need moar strikeouts!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
One pitch outs
and Ks.
I love Tim.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406804/first-third-gamethread-of-the-year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
MadBlum
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
looks like Timmy’s shed a few lbs, himself
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Over-under on number of gameday threads?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
pedro=good giant
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
+1
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Ex-Giant breaks up no-no
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
holy smokes!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice bowker
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
That one scared me
I thought it might sneak into the stands
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Rent-a-walk!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions
All the cool kids are in the new thread:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406804/first-third-gamethread-of-the-year
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