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Calm. Cool. Collected. Better than you.

Ah. The Giants are on pace to go 162-0, Tim Lincecum is on pace to go 32-0 with a 0.00 ERA, and Mark DeRosa will break Bonds's single-season home run record by the All-Star break.

Google Image Search result for "on pace":

Star-divide

 

Let's see...long-suffering franchise bringing home a city's first championship? I'll take three. It's a sign! Google Image Search result for "It's a sign""

 

Uh, well this isn't an exact science.

Great win. I didn't think a pitcher could look nastier than Tim Lincecum until Brian Wilson came into the game. Good signs all around.

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All-around well-played game, but Wilson throwing strikes and Timmy not walking a single batter through seven is the most encouraging sign. Not giving free bases is so critical that the performance today is damned fine.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 5, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG LOST VELOCITY!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

dude hit 95, everyone can breathe again

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 5, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Even better:

Giants on pace to finish 324 games ahead of the Dodgers.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston.

by EliminateMe on Apr 5, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank God. Too many dancing cats and pokemonz.

by speckops on Apr 5, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST PLACE

JINX!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

/waits for team to go 0-161 rest of the way

by sfoakbay on Apr 5, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was impressed by Tim, obviously, but Wilson looked flat out amazing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

this!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was JPonry who said that Medders won’t last the year. Good prediction.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sounded good.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was described to me incredibly.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, he pitched pretty damn well with his slider and fastball both working great

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Tims velocity was consistently around 92-95 on gameday. SUCK ON THAT HATERS!

by superk1ng on Apr 5, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson’s was consistently 97-98 oh lord

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

With location and command.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a slider! It wasn’t a Robb Nen slider, but it was a slider and a legitimate big-league pitch.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to thank the Southwest representatives of the U.S. Census Dept.

Because if they’d let me see the last half of this game I wouldn’t bother watching the archived version.

But they didn’t, so I will.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, so much for that.

How long has MLB – TV been around, anyway?
Time they got their crap together.

They’re telling me I’m “located in one of the teams’ broadcast areas” yet at the same time their zip code blackout locator tells me that the only team blacked out in my area…well, BLANKed out…are the Blanks.

Also, the small print tells me that Premium subscribers will have access to games 90 minutes after their conclusion no matter where you are…

Jucking foke.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the same problem.

Grrrrrr…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 6, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It looked good, though he did hang a fat one to Manzolla that was fouled back

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great Game!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants inning record is 3-1-5. And yes, I plan on keeping track of this the entire season. Which means I’ll probably stop around June.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe no one's posted

This.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

wow

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 5, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very cool vid of Lincecum Dancing

Where did you find that at? I would love to add that to my site.

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by King of Cali on Apr 6, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

One more time

LOL DODGERS!!!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

PADILOLA!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 5, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absalutly!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Once I saw that Changeup working

I knew this game was in the bag, be interesting to see how Zito does tomorrow.

by Lotusprime on Apr 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

in the bag of meth?

by sfoakbay on Apr 5, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ever going to make your pick or are you waiting to pick last in the draft?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe sfoakbay needs step by step instructions?

Like maybe the URL to the draft board?

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully the Giants can take 2 of 3. No way they win tomorrow.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

why not? The Astros are so great?

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 5, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No but Zito sucks.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does the Astros lineup.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the suck of Zito is heavier than the suck of the Astros lineup. Zito would make the Royals look good.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an average pitcher

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

As you can tell, I hate Zito.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really I wasn’t sensing that.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 5, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

he seems like an okay guy

overpaid and pretty average, but he sounds like an alright dude

by superk1ng on Apr 5, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bloated contract is not his fault. Blame Sabean (and Magowan), not Zito.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 5, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can't go 162-0

Zito will get about 29 starts. We will probably go 133-29 lol jk

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by King of Cali on Apr 6, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

roflmao!

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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

brb! omglol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

First couple of years, he seemed like he just didn’t give a shit because he was making all that money.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, seemed pretty obvious to me that he cared

He just sucked; all the care in the world can’t overcome that.

by superk1ng on Apr 5, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we see two different things with Zito back then.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He finished well last year, giving us false hope that there really was some sort of slow adaptation going on.

Ehh, he’s human. It’s not like he intertmittently sucks just to screw with us.

Just hope he needs more spring training, and that he gets a handle on it.

And that if he doesn’t Brass understands that the “needs of the many, etc.” are greater than the pride of Barry Zito.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got the feeling that the first two seasons he just didn’t care because he was making all that money. His attitude was “Oh well” when he gave up 3 run homers to be down 6-0.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

What happened with the Greinke-Verlander game? Looked like Detroit scored 8 …

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by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly vs. the Royals bullpen.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

"no way they win tomorrow"

debbie downer Pictures, Images and Photos

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by rxmeister on Apr 5, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your optimism is inspiring.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSITIVE THINKING

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey last year, I would have said 1 of 3.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was before we found out that Cain learned how to win.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well aren’t you just a blossom of glowing optimism.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit. We needed a sweep to make the playoffs. Oh well. We’re in this thing (2011)!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow will be fun to hold over the Dodger fans at the office.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Careful. Zeets starts tomorrow.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he starts later in the day. I have all morning.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Peter Gammons on MLB Network and he’s NOT talking Red Sox.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to point out the most important part of today’s game. Timmy laid down two perfect bunts.

BOCHY WAZ RIGHT

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s going to be a long season with Radnich hosting the post-game show.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 5, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why ya turn off da tv, and put on da KNBR.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is wise.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home

And KNBR don’t have no video.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 5, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLUBT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate the delay between the end of the MLB audio feed and the time it takes KNBR.com to feed the postgame show. Today, (which must have been the 1050 feed) some guys were talking about the Warriors.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf! seriously?

Horrible…

Not like I can listen anyway, because the slackers at KNBR take about 3 hours to get the stream back online after games.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think we should do this for every game

but since it’s the season opener, I will:
Roll Call

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Moar

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be honest, I expected more. Maybe we can do better on Friday.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tales from Blankland, and the Snakepit

They made two thousand, and giggled at besting Gaslamp by 600.

I was going to thump down the numbers – but why?
We run amok with digressions, and while they are indeed amazing in their scope and depth they shouldn’t be celebrated as superior padding. I’ve caught snippets of McLennan (the ’Pit’s Grant) murmuring warnings against utter frolicking.
 

  The contrast between the ‘Pit GDTs of yore and today is like night and, well, dusk.
The early ’Pit threads were vacant affairs, more like descriptions rather than takes.
They’ve loosened up dramatically, but the ghost of play – by – play remains.
They’re not quite demented enough to be chummy with. There’s almost an air of goodness.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 6, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLGRANT

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 5, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would've been on there

but my Itouch died before the game

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing i wasn’t on here, had to get work done

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Work or drinking you mean.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like HOMEWORK, you know, the stuff you have to do to stay in school?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re thinking of “cheating”.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 5, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, scout6 wants to take away my crown!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve missed this euphemism.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upset

jponry out posted??

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

First time I’ve ever made the leaderboard. I’d like to thank my couch for being so comfy and my computer for being so laptop-ish.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/embarrassed

And I missed a couple innings due to the power outage. CRINGE.

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by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was also encouraged by Renteria today. He seemed pretty patient at the plate and he showed more range than I thought he had these days.

Just a real good game all around!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely alot more patient, and he ALMOST had him on that 9th inning play, i liked it, a ton more comfortable than last year

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Of the two things you mentioned, I would be ecstatic if just ONE of them lasted.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. He was great.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

I was pleasantly surprised in the 1st when he had a 5 pitch AB after Rowand hit that groundout on the FIRST FREAKIN PITCH

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he wasn’t all that bad at taking pitches last year.

It was getting a couple of hits that got me excited.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I was just kind of expecting a 4 pitch inning

but seeing someone work the count made me happy

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward to three more seasons of seeing this GIF.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 5, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

potential for deadly gasoline fights be damned, I still love this.

Creepy Zito peeking his head out from behind Timmy makes all the difference.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 5, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very cool video of Lincecum, Cain, Zito and Sandoval

Where did you get that from? I would be interested in posting that video on my site. Check it out when you get a chance. I update it with all the latest SF Giants Rumors and insights.

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by King of Cali on Apr 6, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the name of your website, again? I keep forgetting.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 6, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Plow.

Well beat the drum and hold the phone, the sun came out today.

by frightened inmate #2 on Apr 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The link is in your automatic signature, you don’t need to put it at the end of every post.

And you don’t need to advertise your blog like that in every post.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come read my blog.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come sail away.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 6, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come on baby light my fire

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUYZ!! CZECH OUT MY SITE!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 6, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would

but it loads slovak.

need moar speeds

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

stop it

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone seen the Wilson curve ball?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FP seems strangely stiff

(twss)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HGH!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gifs are fun

But let’s not go nuts with them in here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better be careful. jponry has the banhammer.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Notice how I intentionally came in just behind jpons on the leaderboard. Don’t want to make her angry.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

choosy moms choose GIFs

at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires

by duke_diligence on Apr 6, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I was inspired by the above car scene.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, we should start reigning in the GIFs.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

See above.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe make the end of the win the wild, wild west, but make the post-game thread kind of sort of frowned upon?

I mean, I don’t care. I have a fast computer, so you peons can eat it, but if it’s a concern….

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how I’ve thought we should do it. Who cares if we break with end of the last thread with gifs, but since we don’t do “post-game thread #2” we should not do it as much in here.

My computer is fine with it too, but I don’t want the people who have a hard time running the site when things get too out of hand to miss out on these threads!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did get rid of holysmokes on the last thread.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Richie in the studio

by nofreetime on Apr 5, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

These fan questions are really awkward

by superk1ng on Apr 5, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

did anybody else find the new gameday audio a little bit buggy?

by FPTV on Apr 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The whole thing is fulla bugs.

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by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worked fine for me.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it’s because i’m using chrome. I couldn’t log in without going into incognito mode (that’s been an issue before, though—for some reason I can’t always get to the login screen), but more annoyingly, audio feeds from other games or highlight clips would not stop playing even after closing them..

oh well. I’m sure it’ll get cleaned up.

yay first place!

by FPTV on Apr 5, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nevertheless, chrome is awesome

by sfoakbay on Apr 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome is fantastic. I absolutely love it. I had so many problems with Firefox 3 and Chrome is just a dream.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1billion

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Chrome!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never (or rarely) had a problem with Firefox (and I love Ad Block Plus) so I haven’t tried Chrome.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ad Block is a godsend

I never knew Biscut as a dog, but I did know her as a table.

by ktice on Apr 5, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

fortunately

Chrome has it too.

If you use chrome regularly for a couple of weeks, there’s no way you’ll be able to go back.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 5, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

the only thing firefox is good for anymore is veetle

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also their youtube dowloaders

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never used those tbh

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 6, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one I am using works GREAT

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had one that worked good too

just never really want to download much from youtube I guess..

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 6, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the entire series of Freakazoid from it, the entire Devil May Cry series, and am working on Slayers (1st season).

I was gonna check out Haruhi or whatever it was but it was pulled from the shows section.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally got it work. I am getting lost when I need to login, which didn’t happen last year. I just have a feeling that the website was really busy today, causing the quirkiness.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should probably lay off the gifs

/thanks second cousin, twice removed

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

On his mother’s side, and his third cousin one removed on his father’s side.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, i think i get it, the giants won

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUH I DONUT WANNA BE TOLD NOT TO POST GIFS MUH FREE SPEECH MUH MUH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a good thing I don't know how to make them.

I’d probably treat it like my two point turn, and make them wherever possible.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Butler’s on by the way

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GO [NOT DUKE[

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most obnoxious team top (coach) to bottom (fans) in sports.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marketing Wuz Rite!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

6 packs!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it wasn't even at the phone booth

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well… Pablo had A hit tonight… that’s ohtay

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITCHCRAFT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

AD WIZARDS!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that AD for the first time-with the guy with a deep voice

that was creepy

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Butler on a run of destruction

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

’k sshhhhhhhhh!
Post game wrap is on!

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope they still put them on TV after home games this year.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoyed watching the game on the big screen at the ballpark today. Great weather, a free hotdog and I was able to roam around the stadium and switch seats at free will. I can see myself doing this again.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

oh dammit now I want to go this weekend and have an all-beef dog with mustard.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Did someone just ask about Rowand running into walls on the postgame show?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

shanghaijim jealous?? Tim Kurkjian has seen Lincecum shirtless.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Feh, I have pics.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

shirtless?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do not underestimate my powers.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you can barely see the rope marks!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WOULD NEVER. my cuffs are all lined in soft faux-fur so they leave no marks, which is my policy when you find yourself in my dungeon.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody has that one. Straight men (yeah right) have that one.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Straight men probably have the Linceborg one.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have it in my wallet.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOO

Gameday audio says I have had ENOUGH of the post-game show! JERKS.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you pick it up again off of KNBR?

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh it’s back!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t off of KNBR.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve got the post game show back, but now the audio from prince fielder’s line out won’t quit playing

by FPTV on Apr 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

zokay they are talking about their Pokemonz

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOn!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

no more GIFs? Boo

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Apr 5, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

No more animated GIFs.

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

will they still do the KNBR wrap up on TV or are we stuck with these guys?

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 5, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Home games only, I think.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think your stuck

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home game only

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit. This is torture.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 5, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I want pizza now.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

what’s that?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

meant, what kind

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW YORK!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

From where dude?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Escape from New York!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

got to try that place, never heard of it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

(In Portland – I dun know about this one in SF, it’s probably bad news.)

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHH ok... nevermind then

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

they actually used to have one in redwood city near the movie theatres it was great but htey took it out and put in som other weird place

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 5, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just had some :P

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had some for dinner

though it was Chicago which isn’t as good as NY. But still much better than that Chain Pizza crap

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a chain, Pizza Hut isn’t bad (isn’t great either but isn’t bad). Worlds better than Round Table.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they're kinda similar

but they’re nothing compared to the…uhh non-chain? type places that can make Chicago or NY pizza instead of generic stuff

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Celebratory Guiness!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Celebratory WATER for me!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had Coke

the drink kind not the Ron Washington kind

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is going on?

I switched to see what was going on in the Mariners-Oakland game and there are objects moving in the stands. Seats don’t move.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Seagulls

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve made some advances in tarp technology in recent years.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT SHEETS, BRADLEY AND CHONE
I wanted all of you to be Giants

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 5, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Just not at your price tags, that is.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird player hate: I can’t stand Geoff Blum for some reason.

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Apr 5, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

XANTHAN HATES CAL

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kills the Giants. I hate the fucker too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHH!!!!!!!

WHY WOULD ANYONE BE A FAN OF HIM THEN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But xanthan hates the Giants, too.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well. duh.

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Apr 5, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like him either.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bay Area ties though?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 5, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Kruk is a fat lard

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Network is your friend.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory- ROY HALLADAY WAS BETTER

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE WENT FROM AL TO NL 30 WINS

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOO, screw you Halladay

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1,000,000,000,000

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MILTON BRADLEY

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum the 8th starter since ’52 with 7 IP, 0 ER, 7+Ks and 0 BBs in opening day start. Others to do that include, Maddux, Marichal, Jenkins and Gibson.

by Lotusprime on Apr 5, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone watching the A’s-M’s game and see the HUGE chopper that Rajai Davis hit for a single? Felix Hernandez probably threw it around 100 mph to first and still didn’t get him out.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Off a perfect barehand catch, too.

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have been an amazing play if Bengie was running.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, not watching it really…. kinda watching the Duke game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

half time?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grats to Rowand on erasing the momentum from your amazing spring with an 0 for 5.

"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12

by RichHerreraHomer on Apr 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I facepalmed when he hit the first pitch of the season right to the SS

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, A’s can’t get the ball out of the infield. Beane Ball!

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF just happened?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is going on in the A’s-M’s game?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

what happened?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching, but I have no fucking clue.

Double play ball hit, M’s second basemen goes to tag A’s runner, tries to then throws to 1st. No signal from any ump. Then they throw to second.

It was called a double play, even though on replay they just showed that the runner from 1st to 2nd was not tagged with the ball. And there was no signal for the runner at first.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea i just watched the replay… wow… there was no call

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was pretty batshit.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this is the same crew that did that Giants / Dodgers game last year…

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was one of the more pathetic displays of officiating i’ve ever seen in a baseball game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Darling was there?

He better not umpire any Giant-Dodger game anytime soon, or any Giants game for the matter.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He threw a few F bombs

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darling did White Sox-Indians.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HP—Tim Tschida. 1B—Bob Davidson. 2B—Alfonso Marquez. 3B—Mike Muchlinski.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow… so, nobody gets tagged out and yet everybody’s out?

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that made absolutely no sense whatsoever

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s his point

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duuude… somebody shove Tiger Woods in a golf bag and zip it up already!!!

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame ESPN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just make sure he has a porn star in there.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t want him to starve.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has many different weird meanings.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that the sort of thing that got this whole circus started?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that CSN is allowing the pre- and post-game shows to stay on the HD feed.

by kaliber on Apr 5, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHEETS

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHEETS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes.

Is it possible the A’s are going to be flat out awful this year? Worse than the Giants, even?

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their offense looks pretty terrible, and they cut their leading homerun/RBI guy days before opening day.

Yeah, they may suck.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 5, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. They’re really a high-risk, high-reward team. They could sneak into the playoffs and they could earn the #1 pick.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Anderson should be good. And they have some decent bullpen arms. But their success is gonna ride on some guys that were hurt all of last year (Sheets, Duke, Chavez) and that’s really scary.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah they will be. The only strength they have is bullpen.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have the best defense in majors, maybe second to the Mariners.

They also have possibly the most talented rotation in baseball. How healthy it will stay is the big question.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kouzmanoff’s been a mess throwing from third base so far, though, which is surprising to me. Have to wonder if he’ll settle down and clean it up soon.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants aren’t going to be awful

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, wow sheets, i’ll take Wellemeyer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe you wanna reserve judgement on that until say…. Saturday night… at around 9:15??

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m comfortable with this, with the money aspect

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Nomar on BBTN?

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? It seems like he can handle the studio show alright, how was he during the game?

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya he was pretty good better than most player to announcer experiments

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though he has always been pretty polished with the media so I guess it shouldn’t be a huge surprise. I like him on BBTN

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ur not watching the duke butler game right now?

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stopped watching the tourney when my Cuse’ went down. And I hate Duke

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read your post, saw the name, and wondered why I didn’t remember just making a post. Sad.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha very

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 5, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he on the radio last night? He wasn’t in the booth.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did the pregame and post game thing with kruk nd all tose guys

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh. Misunderstood what you meant.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 5, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

o alright but thats still one more reason to jump on the butler bandwagon adding to matt howard’s pencil stache

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 5, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ordering my World Series tix now

Had to miss innings 4-end because I had just gotten off work and wasn’t near a ‘puter (BOOO—MLB, please refrain from starting games at 4 pm Pacific. Kthxbye). But I’m encouraged by what I saw and heard. Especially, as pointed out above: Timmy with no walks and busting out the curveball, and Wilson not giving anyone a heart attack. Oh, and Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff being worth their contracts for at least one game.

Also: Post Game Wrap 4 teh win. LOL Jon and Flem talking about their stratomatic baseball teams. So happy those guys are back.

I gotta say, today was a good day.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 5, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

zito’s gonna be awesome tomorrow … believe it

by bombs on Apr 5, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

i would really love to

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoke this.

Did I say stop?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s all we can do at this point seeing as he is mediocre enough to keep the job

by bombs on Apr 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, all's well for now

Tomorrow – BRIAN SABEAN MUST GO!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I still want Sabean to GTFO of the Giants office

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will admit: I really like Kurt Suzuki

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me three.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 5, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But do you LIKE like him?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I passed him a note in homeroom but haven’t gotten anything back yet.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have his wobblehead

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

CarLOLs Zambrano

Never made it out of the second inning.

Two walks. One strikeout.
Eight earned runs.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Life-sized Kruk and Kuip bobbleheads will steal your soul.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus christ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm .. eewwwwwwwww!

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord. I can’t unsee that, you know.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I.... want one.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burning of retinas

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

EWWWWWWWWW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

nightmares

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip looks like John Michael Higgins when he played Letterman.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should’ve made Kruk taller than Kuip

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So anyone heard of any team at all wanting Cust? Cause I haven’t.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No. I guess he is kinda useful.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now playing right field for your San Francisco Giants, JACK CUST!!!!!!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nightmare fuel

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

D8

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 5, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i haven’t either, if anything i’d say AL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d make sense for the ChiSox.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 5, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAA Sacramento

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of you got A’s-M’s, I got Angels-Twins. Gotta watch the AL MVP.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going back and forth. Kubel is one of my pokemonz. Stupid flyout

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Morneau and Span, and Weaver, but I just traded for him so I couldnt play him today.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Weaver just gave up a 2 run homer.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Im glad im not playing him because the team im going against has a 1.06 WHIP.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got Angels/Twins here in New Mex.

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anybody has Digital Cable or Directv, it’s free preview week of Extra Innings.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally forgot about that

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW — Amazing inbounds play by Duke! Watching Basketball with As-Ms in bg

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Delmon Young

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

If anybody has Extra Innings, new blackout rules. On Saturday, if a game begins at 1:10 PM. Any game that begins at 10:10 AM or before is allowed on Extra Innings when before it wasn’t.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

So if the FOX game starts at 1pm PST, any game that begins before 10:10am PST will be shown? If so, that will help out a few times throughout the year, but still kill the home games Saturday afternoon.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slim.

Stefan Sabol’s game was postponed due to morning weather.

Here is a BaseballAmerica link with some scouting reporting.

by wilriv21 on Apr 5, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, that sucks. Did you make the drive anyways? You plan on going to another?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did not make the drive because of morning rain. Believe Aliso Niguel plays another game off the 57 near CSF in the coming weeks. If they do possibly may attend.

by wilriv21 on Apr 5, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you also see that Edison fell off the National-25 list? They have 3 or 4 top rounders, too.

Is the game at a private school, I believe there a couple of Christian schools near there, but can’t think of any in the Fullerton School District. Honestly, I don’t think there are any HS’s in FSD

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do not know too much about HS baseball.

Valencia High School

by wilriv21 on Apr 5, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only time I’ve seen HS baseball is a couple of the Aflac high school game.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, Placentia

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not available

looking at AN schedule that is a 7:30pm game tomorrow.

by wilriv21 on Apr 5, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only one Giants game will not be televised this season.

This DOES help for one game this year. The Giants are in Toronto on June 19th. The game time is 10:07 AM. The FOX games are one 1:10 PM. This means, this is available on Extra Innings with this new rule. Subject to change, of course.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s ok I’ll be there in person. No worries. We can’t decide which seats to get.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 6, 2010 5:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro got greedy.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno, that tag looked pretty iffy.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juuuuusssst slightly

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad looks so weird in a Rangers jersey

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

looks better in an Expos jersey

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have looked fantastic in a Giants uni.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 5, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then we would not have been able to get [mediocre Giants player]

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dopey, Doc, Sleepy, Sleazy.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did we have Roy Halladay?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Vlad was a Giant in 2004, it’s Red Sox vs. Giants in the World Series.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he would've been willing to learn 1B

I would’ve been willing to take a chance on him for 2010

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angels are hosting the All Star game this year and their ballpark is pretty meh.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Suzuki throwing to the CFer for some reason.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Butler is playing Duke fierce.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is a contact sport.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man’s game bitch!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow — awful charge call.

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad charge call right there

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow his 4th foul with 11 minutes still to go. That’s bad.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a more arrogant team than Duke?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

UCONN

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve won 77 games in a row!!!

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was talking only about the mens team

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I knew that… just wanted to bring them into the discussion anyway. So damned impressive, even if they play women’s basketball.

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about that Baylor chick? She can dunk like a guy.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy, and only a freshman so she’s there for 3 more years and will only get better. Just gotta beware the injury bug.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard she can punch like a guy too

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

She sounded like a guy during her press conference

I’d check for a package to see if she’s Juwanna Manning NCAAWB.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

She does have a really deep voice.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a fairly high voice.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Killing Women’s NCAA basketball in the process.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE GONZAGA... but they're so good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the quote from Coach K today about how its great that both the teams playing for the title are private schools?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here it is.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha SUCK IT POLLOI

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t get it. Did he explain why it is great?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“What I think the great story is, tomorrow night is two private institutions playing for the national title,” Krzyzewski said. “I don’t know how much that’s been done. I think that’s a pretty cool thing, to have two private institutions playing for the national title. It’s a pretty cool thing.”

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I read it, I’m just wondering if that isn’t the full quote and he elaborated on it a bit. He might as well have said, “It’s really great that two schools with blue uniforms will be playing for the national title”.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the original story
The game’s story is really about two private schools playing for the National Title because they are the two best teams in college basketball. Only after Monday will we know which one is the best.

“What I think the great story is, tomorrow night is two private institutions playing for the national title,” Krzyzewski said. “I don’t know how much that’s been done. I think that’s a pretty cool thing, to have two private institutions playing for the national title. It’s a pretty cool thing.”

Since the modern era, when the field expanded to 64 teams in 1984, only one other NCAA Championship game, Georgetown versus Villanova in 1985, has featured two private institutions competing for college basketball’s greatest crown.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I think it’s pretty cool, if utterly irrelevant.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booooooo.

You suck.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I’m a Stanford fan. :P

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

rooting for em now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They might lose by 20 vs. UConn.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 if they play well.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this basketball nonsense?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Duke getting every call...

Fuck Zubek, that ass, GO UP AND BLOCK A SHOT don’t sit there like an idiot and take a charge… just saying, when you’re 7 foot, you don’t take a charge, it’s just stupid

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's bullshit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. This is the basketball nonsense I was reffering to.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Coach K’s style.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing like a girl, what Coach K does best

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You play ball like a girl!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I could play like the women at UCon, I still would go nowhere professionally.

Zing

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

except Russia

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Soviet Russia, Scout is a professional basketball player

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 5, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

so true

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZOUBEK

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I know it’s Felix Hernandez, but, I don’t think the A’s are going to even get a runner to third base tonight.

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

These rebounds are going to lose the game for Butler.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Butler doesn’t know what inbounds defense is

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Duke is flat out taller! There’s only so much you can do in a height mismatch!

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That’s playing basketball”

Thanks, CBS announcer. I did not realize.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

A game this close could use some Gus Johnson.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything in life could use Gus Johnson

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

COUNT IT

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put the game on mute and use the Gus Johnson soundboard.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Vitale is getting ready to…nah I can’t say it. It’s a nasty visual.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Dickie V is gonna have a heart attack if Duke wins

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to need to consult his doctor because “it” will last more than 4 hours.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A heart attack lasting more than four hours would require a doctor.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it would probably require a coroner.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGZ

A call against Duke!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Duke pulling away…?

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear FP Santangelo sucks dick really well.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

…..

Thanks?

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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lips too thin.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Positive energy!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horrible talk show hosts aren’t the Giants!

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m positive that FP Santangelo sucks.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn't happen

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMETHING DAMON BRUCE DIDNT DO APPARENTLY!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like something he’d say.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird OchoCinco shoe commercial

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Has duke lost yet?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m working on it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up 3 with 7:30 to go

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are negative losing by 4 with 7 to go.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt howard is hideous

but the dude’s got hops

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE IT TO THE FUCKING HOLE YOU PUSS!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TWHS!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free throws win games. Also, blocks and rebounds.

Man, how is Butler still in this game? They’re getting beat everywhere.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, scoring more points then your opponent.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your theory is interesting, but unproven.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, that was butler's ball

total bullshit

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Your handle is yummy.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That howard guy is crazy

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL duke

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember Butler, the hoop is 10 feet in every gym!!!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit that sounded like it hurt.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFUUUU DUKE

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NO come on man

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bay Area ties!

The president of Butler grew up in Oakland’s Chinatown.

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

DID not know that, good knowledge

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was almost selling ATT door to door there.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's more fascinating is...

he had no knowledge of baseball whatsoever when the Giants moved west in 1958 so he started collecting baseball cards as a kid to learn the game and is now an avid baseball card collector. The local papers did a cool story about him when Butler advances tot he final four.

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

play on ball??

ball in other hand douche announcer

by okonomiyaki on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYZ JUST SO WE R CLEER

That was a GOOD PLAY that led to an AWKWARD FALL

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

not even close to a flagrant

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Btw, I agree — I just wanted to post what was being said by Mr. Kellogg…. over and over and over and over again.

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, good point

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kellogg is awful, why can’t CBS stick Gus Johnson on every game? I don’t get it? Just stick Nantz on golf

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

such a joke

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take Kellogg over Billy “small schools have no business playing in this tournament” Packer.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I guess if my choice is between a burning pile of shit and a steaming pile of shit, I’ll go with the steaming pile aka Kellogg

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a debate that demands its own fanpost

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard foul but clean

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was bullshit

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The officiating is a fucking joke

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT a flagrant

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh whatev

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play the game, it’s a shooting foul, take it or leave it, he tried to go for the ball to prevent the shot, good call

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a fragrance foul though

Dude just had bad BO

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

awful shot

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn… there’s just no answer for the size of Zoubek

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Murray Hewitt and Dr Dre

They should do a show based on that since FOTC is done.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

D.R.E

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the next episode

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone shoot the Aussie HP commercial guy

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

How dare you, he's a KIWI!

An insult like that could get a man killed down there…

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize to the vast number of Kiwi’s on this site

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

thats murray!!!!!! He’s hilarious!

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Few other points:

Bowker’s double-oops-single off that stupid porch. Bowker showed good patience the whole game, and played well defensively
Panda hit two balls 900 feet total for two long outs. Another other park, he’s 3-4 with 2 dingerz
Bengie scoring from third on a fly ball. Granted, it went to the warning track, but . . .

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by Giantsfan4life on Apr 5, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t see the replay, did he dog it out of the box?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, But

That sinkerballer made Panda look flat out foolish. Three pitches in the dirt, three swings. It was like watching a Rowand/Ishikawa/Schierholtz highlight reel.

Oh, and hi everybody.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hi, Dr Nick!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inflammable means flammable? What a country.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t believe this Butler team beat Syracuse

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t wait for the A’s game to end so we can start talking some A’s baseball with FP Santangelo. Hope he interviews Dallas Braden, he’s such a wonderful fellah.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OTHER SPORTS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 5, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Traveling

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what i thought! but a hell of find there

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow they fucked that one u… LOL DUKE

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, this white guy has one move where goes behind the back. It’s all he has, and he does it every time he touches the ball. I’m surprised he hasn’t been picked yet.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Hoos… err Butler!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Beautiful look! wow!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO BUTLER!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BUTLER

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer those words in a different order.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TESTICLES ARE QUAKING

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

There was a testicle quake in Southern California yesterday and EVERYONE FREAKED THEFUCK OUT.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASSHOLES ARE QUIVERING

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read that as “Tentacles are Quaking”

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

See re: assholes, above.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG BUTLER PULL IT OUT!!

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what the maid said

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re trying to be funny, right?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need a stop here, and MUST SECURE THE REBOUND, box out that fuck Zoubek

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DUKE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Singler

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Zoubek got a away with a shove, damn!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Singler got away with a wide open free throw basically

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, but they’d give it to him, they just wanted to prevent the 3

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUTLER BALL!

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SINGLOLER

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Zoubek elbowed that guy to the floor.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Justice though they got the ball

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

clubbing baby seals

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy cow.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay! Twins tie it up

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap this is some game. And I don’t even like basketball.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Singler couldn't have choked any harder

that shot was WIDE OPEN and he barely hit the rim

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He decided to shoot off-balance for some reason

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I love when games go down to the wire. My heart however.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it when my team wins

when they dont, it just sucks

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confusing multiple sports thread is confusing.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OMG DID YOU SEE THAT BOWLER

HE GOT THREE WICKETS!

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look inside

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s magic?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINAL FOUR TYPE MAGIC

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drive the ball, pick and roll

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh,

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THAT SHOT WAS FUCKING AWFUL

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

damn,

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad shot.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWl5qC0FBzo

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOO

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bummer. Well, they gave Duke all they could handle.

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Not over yet.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, now it’s over.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, crying college boys. Where’s my sixpack of beer.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Adam Morrison?

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting courtside seats of the Kobe show

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by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow… hell of floater there… shit

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes because a falling away off balance shot is the best shot in that situation… dumbasses

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 5, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/does behind the back move.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man that was close.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BUTLER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

/barf

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK, that dude got rocked at half court

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That was like the shot on Kurt Warner

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah serious, looked like it hurt

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, fuck Duke

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say I felt bad, and its better because I think it was Singler or Schyer.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i hear ya, i’m just sayin…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO YOU ARE JUST SAYIN’

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think so

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

the refs really let Butler get away with murder this game.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Well poop, that sucks for them.

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

No, it would be impossible to get out-boch’d.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Brad Stevens attempts double switch

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by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, poor dudes, but they played their hearts out and they very well could have won.

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The losing team guys don’t get any action, right? I mean, I never get any action ever, so, I don’t know how this works…

by Every6thDay on Apr 5, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

They do, they just have to pay for it.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody gets action!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your “best”! Losers always whine about their “best”! Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE YOU

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, loser

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO close…

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 5, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Whats that 59fifty crap for the title hats?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SO COCKY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GRRRRRRR

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re roosters?

by Merope on Apr 5, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice job, Duke

Despite crappy officiating, they still win.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 5, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

/everyone hates me starting now

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by goGSW24 on Apr 5, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really caring too much

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Butler did a damn good job. This was a great game.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 5, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

Haha. Well I was rooting for Butler for the last few games they played. But there’s a pretty good chance I will be at Duke next year, so what am I supposed to do?

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by goGSW24 on Apr 5, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ignore the haters

they don’t know what they’re missing.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Duke!!!!

/missed the entire game because of orchestra rehearsal

//doesn’t even like Duke

Screw all that, I picked them to win it all and they didn’t let me down! First place in my bracket pool two years in a row!!!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

the last part I mean-I picked Duke to win it all and now I’m getting paid

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Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. It’s all about not going with the flow and reaping the dividends.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

although I had already clinched the win so even if Butler had won I still would’ve won. Still now I have bragging rights

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by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I own NCAA tournament bracket pools. Since I started, I’m 3 for 5. My first year, I picked 3-seed Florida to beat 2-seed UCLA in the final game correct (the George Mason bracket).

Fluke, yeah. But I’ve put it together two more times.

/goes on 40 year cold streak after divine retribution

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I usually do pretty well at those

I also won fantasy football when I was…12 (I think)

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HR Howry gave up 2 today

That’s one way for the Giants to get more pop, face Howry up to 18 times this year.

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure Sabean is wondering if he can make a trade to get the guy back asap.

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by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s hilarious. of course, we’ve got his brother, Guillermo…Guillermo Howry

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the Padres have at least 2 rookies on their team

noted

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by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that college basketball is over, I can divide my attention between baseball, pro basketball, college lacrosse, and hockey

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

back to the twins/angels game!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just baseball!!

OK, a little bit of the others.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 5, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m addicted to college lacrosse, probably one of the most exciting sports to watch for me

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I

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by goGSW24 on Apr 5, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_flGl8c-bk

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were talks that EA was going to do a NCAA sponsored game but it fell through I guess

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

greatest ending to NCAA title game for any sport

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply fail

I was going to say, I’ve only watched some, but it was pretty mesmerizing.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 5, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail! College basketball is not over.

The big game is tomorrow night. Stanford v. UConn.

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by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

First one yes. The last 3 no.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakland is on the board, losing 3-1 now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

GODZILLA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Jennifer Love Hewitt's bedazzled pikachu

Man, listening to her talk about how inspiring it is is one of the least sexy things I’ve heard all day

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by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

she has great tits

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

She likes to put Swaroski crystals on her lady bits to make her feel better about herself.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 5, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well isn’t that special.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG. Thank you for reminding me I’m missing ghost whisperer night on ScyFi channel.

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by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adding insult to injury, those championship hats increase Duke’s douchebaggery 1,000%.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 5, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Still don't match this

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still dunno what the hell was going on here.

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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i’m so lost

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papelbon is dancing the house down is what happening

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but did they just clinch a playoff spot or was he just drunk out his mind?

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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

pre-season win

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So drunk out his mind. Got it.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both. He was drunk and this happened after the Red Sox won the East.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck chechewski

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to punch him in the face

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

for some reason duke winning makes me more sure the sharks will lose in the first round.

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 5, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants fans spotted at the Oakland game.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

eating garlic fries and wearing a skirt

by wilriv21 on Apr 5, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wish MLBTV was working for me… i click on it, and it doesnt do shit, it just wont load the game

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

some games work for me, like the Twins/Angels one I’m watching now.

Others have blackout restrictions.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, it WAS working.... ok, it's because of Safari, it keeps fucking up

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though Night for Joe

Dude wishes he went fishing in Cabo

by wilriv21 on Apr 5, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Weave-daddy pitching OK…

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kubel, do something or its back in your Pokeball.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well OBP I guess.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY THE VOLKSWAGON GAME.

IT IS ONLY FOR SLUG-BUGS. HOW CAN YOU NOT BE AWARE OF THIS?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR

they really screwed that whole thing up

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does VW not own the copyright for slug-bugs?

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are trying to play it off that people play the game for EVERY Volkswagon. This is a lie. And the fact that they are purporting it pissed me off.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, I’ve never punched someone after I saw a Toureg

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless it was the guy in charge of naming their cars.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have fired him instead

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize how happy just watching baseball and having a post-game thread discussion would make me

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate duke

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

yea…. me too

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you here.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve found that I hate a lot of teams that wear blue

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

I got a new job today so I wasn’t able to watch the game. Does that mean I

A) Can’t watch any more games this year?
or
B) Have to get 161 more jobs over the next 6 months.

Let me know because if it’s B, I’ve got to get some resumes out there.

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by Subrosa on Apr 5, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

A is up to you.
B is greedy.

Congrats on the new job!

by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go with B

a man should be able to watch his team, dammit

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by bondslegend on Apr 5, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

c) FAIL

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say your going to the bathroom and return 3 hours later.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s worried about the jinx. Piss on the jinx, you say?

by FreshStart on Apr 5, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew this whole thread couldn't have been for the Giants

Sucks for Hayward. Twice bricked his Hollywood moment.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 5, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s been more of a catch all evening sports thread.

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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

King Felix getting the hook in Oakland.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OUCH!!!! 2 on 2 out

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

101 pitches and he was showing frustration.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

what was his line for today?

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow 6 walks

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, they might have had him at the plate

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

A’s cut it to 3-2, Ellis would have been way out had Ichiro’s throw not been cut off.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok maybe not way out. But it would have been close.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont know bout that

looked like it woulda been a tie, and we know who those go to

by Leniz on Apr 5, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Cliff Pennington almost blew the A’s tying that up.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST A REMINDER, THE YANKEES AND RED SOX ARE PLAYING BASEBALL AGAINST EACH OTHER WEDNESDAY NIGHT ON ESPN.

CLEAR YOUR CALENDAR.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GOT A GREAT DEAL ON TICKETS TO WATCH THE GAME ON MY COMPUTER!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

$3000

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT A STEAL!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bonered.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Apr 5, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

O-DOG just got put down

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yelp

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice dive there, Sweeney

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Eric Byrnes coming into pinch run for Griffey.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Twins executing GROUND ATTACK

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Mauer!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He is not even allowed in Anaheim

by wilriv21 on Apr 5, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Company no longer has season tickets. I won’t be making my way there this year… Too bad. It is a really nice park.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a stadium there still? I thought an asteroid hit it

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have some belongings in a storage bin and they gave me a voucher for 4 Angel tix this season. Would you be interested in these FREE tix?

by wilriv21 on Apr 5, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. If you aren’t going to use them….

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have your name on them

the good thing is that you can break them down so if you and the little missus want to go to two games you can do that too.

by wilriv21 on Apr 5, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could root for them to beat the Rockies at the end of June.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will do. Thanks. Though it is a struggle to get her to go to a game. She is not really a baseball fan, and she hates Grant. If you want to mail them, let me know and Ill post my email when you are ready.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

she hates Grant.

LOL

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are the Twins wearing ’70’s Angels uniforms?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like you have a keeper

by wilriv21 on Apr 5, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morneau chasing a pitch that even Molina would have laid off.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Unpossible!

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by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 Grand slams

Wow.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

grumble grumble

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HUMBUG

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JACK WILSON

Pitching and Defense.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Ben Sheets is kinda ugly.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Do intentional walks get counted against a pitchers WHIP?

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I think so. I’m not entirely sure, however.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhhh beisbol, just got back from the game. today was a good day

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL people complaining about taking Lincecum out when they did on the FP show

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

thought he should have pitched the 8th

by wilriv21 on Apr 5, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

porcelain!

/ramble ramble

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 5, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But why? already at 98 pitches. Maybe in a couple weeks, but not yet, IMO.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

his next outing will be with an extra days rest

by wilriv21 on Apr 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-0 lead with a rested bullpen in April. All signs point to take him out, to me.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer an 11 man pitching staff that expects more from its starters. I like having an extra position player for all my switches, hit and runs, SBs and defense.

by wilriv21 on Apr 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah yes

the vaunted hit and run.

Key to a successful team.

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by DrStankus on Apr 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d agree with you wil, if it wasn’t April 5th yesterday.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants are oh-fer Thursday in April

by wilriv21 on Apr 6, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

oh, you’re not kidding? That’s cute.

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by bondslegend on Apr 6, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0 when Lincecum came out

But still, you’ve gotta be able to trust a fully rested bullpen to protect a 3 run lead for 2 innings.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Didn’t sound right when i typed it and was too lazy to look it up.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

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by dregarx on Apr 6, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOTTA KEEP EM FRESH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’d think that more people would complain that FP even has a show.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Kouz just made a real stupid play.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll say this. The Twins TV broadcasters aren’t bad.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Mauer isn’t that bad either… actually i can’t wait to see their new stadium

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

When are you going?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know? i might want to take a trip out there sometime… if i can find the time… meant to say on VIDEO, apologies

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you and bondslegend could meet up for a beer or four. He’s a state over.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, that would pretty funny actually…. plus that’s a city i’d really like to check out

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit dude I’m going to Minnesota to see family over spring break next week.

I’ve gotta get some tickets.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget Monday, opening day. I would wait until the Royals are in town. The Twins open with the Red Sox.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call. Thanks for the suggestion.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/ticketing/singlegame.jsp?c_id=min

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can get some good seats if you want 2 for the Royals.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

4 errors for the A’s tonight

by Leniz on Apr 5, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Driven for safe cover of the MCC by the incessant lecturing patter of Bucky Showalter

no wonder his players couldn’t stand him

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

you played for him?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

M’s go up 5-3, I hope Kouz is happy.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRADLEY

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That was hilarious.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? No Bengie Love?

Molina co-stars in Giants win (2-for-4, R, RBI) and once again McCovey Chronicles’ know-it-alls can’t come up with anything positive to say about him. Typical.

Well, guess what? If Posey’s behind the plate tonight, half the balls Lincecum threw in the dirt get by.

And I would also like to say “How ’bout that Edgar Renteria?” (another MCC castoff). No range? No bat? I saw both tonight.

And as for Aubrey Huff’s glove…..gee, I bet he would have scooped out that great play by Renteria. Instead, the worthless Ishikawa lets it pop right out.

I mean, really, what DO you know-it-alls really know about anything anyway?

Come to my blog for REAL Bengie love and REAL Giants fandom, people.

p.s. Can’t wait to hear what that big fat SoFa King dude has to say about me…he really likes me a lot.

McCovey Chronicles: a bunch of shellacking know-it-alls.

by 22gigantes on Apr 5, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

this thread just escalated to a whole new level of DOUCHE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was OK until about 1 minute ago.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

162-0, for sure

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we don’t like Bengie, why would we go to your blog?

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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha I called it!

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406737/the-first-second-gameday-thread#33885274

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

so awesome. Great call

by Leniz on Apr 5, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prophetic

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like calling a HR. Nice job.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got no problem with Bengie or RIBEYEZ

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m real sorry no one reads your blog, dude :(

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how you apparently hate us all, but still come on here to troll and pimp your blog, when its obvious we would not agree with anything you say.

Why do you keep coming here? It’s a waste of your time and of ours. And you really just come off as an asshole.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite frankly, I think it’s close to a ban-able offense.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

nerbs with their panties in a bunch

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My panties don’t bunch. They’re made of a special fabric.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Howie

what should I use as the fourth move for my Togetic (to be evolved into Togekiss after the E4)?

I’ve got Wish, Extrasensory and Shadow Ball. I’m looking for heart scales at the moment to get Ancientpower back, but if anyone has a better suggestion, I’m all ears.

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gots to check this out.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have Hustle or Serene Grace ability?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hustle unfortunately

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know :(

But I’m pretty sure Pokemon get set when the egg is created, not when it hatches unfortunately so resetting wasn’t an option

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aerial Ace might be good. Go with type, take advantage of the 1.5 attack from hustle, and circumvent the accuracy drop with the “never miss” move. The only downside is that it’s a phys attack.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

not available until Mt. Mortar or Battle Frontier :[

I mean, really, this is just for the E4, ’cause after it evolves I get access to a ton of cool moves via the move tutor.

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you don’t want to waste an TMs then on a temporary fix, right?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m planning on replacing Wish with Roost already, but I know I’m going to give it Aura Sphere and probably Air Slash after it evolves, so that’ll probably replace whatever move this is.

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yawn doesn’t suck as a placeholder, I guess. You can use it with Wish to draw out longer battled. Ancientpower makes sense too with the stat boost.

I guess Heat Wave and Signal Beam are good if you need the fire/bug advantage somewhere on your team.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got Typhlosion and Heracross and my Ampharos has a bug-type move, so I think I’m all set there.

I’ll just do some more rock smashing for Ancientpower I guess! Alas!

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems best. I went with Brick Break as my fourth move on Dusknoir. I went ahead and figured out movesets for Jirachi, Milotic, and Arcanine (wishful thinking…), and that move made sense. Knock out dark and break barriers? That’s good for me.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brick Break is a pretty great move, it got me through most of the game with Heracross (until it learned Close Combat, which is even better, except with much less PP)

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fabric Magic

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll be the judge of that…..wait, wut!?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S STUCK TO MY FINGERS

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not panties in a bunch when the only time he comes on here is to pick a fight or start an argument with the regular posters.

It’s obvious we don’t agree with his philosophies, and yet he still comes on here bashing ours. To my knowledge, we do not go on his blog and tell him how terrible his ideas are and (in my opinion the worst offense) claim he is not as good a Giants fan as we are.

It just pisses me off he continues to do this unprovoked.

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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was just the first time, I would disagree, but I think this is, what, the third time he’s posted on here doing nothing but insulting us and pimping his own terrible blog? I dunno, it seems pretty lame.

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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think maybe even more than three times.

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by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i may have got caught in his web once

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want to see a real bannable offense, come to my blog.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yakkin’ about bunched panties—what kind of blog is that?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn dude. Smoke a J and enjoy baseball season.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Apr 5, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP REFUSING TO OPPRESS HIM!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t say that people were exactly ripping on him. In fact, there are those on the site that have made congratulatory .gifs dedicated solely to Bengie.

MCC serves all my Giants blog needs.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto’s new Money gif is fantastic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is both cool and creepy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in agreement with this.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scanning

Detected

Location: Over the rainbow.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here you go

Link

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ma'am are a troll

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course one game validates everything

Sort of like last season’s opening day… oh wait.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 5, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found his blog:

www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts

Check it out. Even for the internet, it’s pretty shocking

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just LOL’d IRL

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 5, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Troll much? When Bengie goes 0-for-4 with two strikeouts and grounds into two double plays, will you still come here and talk smack? Are you still going to trash a prospect you will be praising this time next year?

Just shut up and enjoy the baseball instead of looking like a complete tool.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 5, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aardsma sighting. One of the best pitchers in my bullpen on MVP 2005

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GODZILLA!!!!

HOMER!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK TO BACK JACKS!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaaah

that kinda scurrred me

by Leniz on Apr 5, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone’s in luu-uv

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE!

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 5, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like he should be a new muppet

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Twins pitcher Nechek doesn’t lift his leg during his windup.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he their new closer since Nathan went down?

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Rauch is closing for now, iirc.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s him.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another of my bound-for-failure fantasy pickups.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some talk dude. Used to pitch for Washington, I think.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the Sportscenter opening they showed a clip of TImmy doing something ridiculous in the dugout that needs to be a GIF

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SMOKIN DOPE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it his dance from spring training or the thing people were commenting on from before today’s game?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ll show something with Duke, then Tiger, or McNabb

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees and Red Sox are off today so they don’t have that.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh in fairness Duke just won the National Championship and the McNabb trade is pretty huge. Agree that the Tiger stuff is pointless

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, nobody cares about Duke, COME ON

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

tired of chechewski

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, one person here may go tot Duke and one other is a Duke fan.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEST COAST BIAS FTW!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, true

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw it, he is really pumped up looking like he is roaring

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I need to hit the eliptical. Hope you all have a good night.

REJOICE! BASEBALL IS BACK!

And the Giants are in 1st place! There’s Magic In this Thing Inside!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

garko 0-1 today.

SABES WUZ RITE!!!

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 5, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: can i ask for just ONE quiet night from the dick heads upstairs? jeeze… it’s either they play LOUD music in the morning, or late at night when i’m trying to study, or they POUND on the ground like they’re jumping, or i just hear the bed creaking at like 1 AM and noises… good lord

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

lolcollege

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 5, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably don’t want to now what is happening at 1 AM there.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re such ass holes though, like really, it’s 1 AM in the morning during finals week a few months ago and i’m trying to study, they’re playing their music SO FUCKING LOUD, like all the way up

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have to, to drown out the loud moaning and groaning.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Them pounding on the ground is not them jumping...

Neither is the bed creaking.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 5, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD!!!

yea i kinda feared that, this time it was quick at least

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 5, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not miss that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

being the upstairs neighbor, or the downstairs neighbor?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good question

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

downstairs :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 5, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEN WE BOTH SUFFERED

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought sex noises were funny.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, that’s how i feel

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 5, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t even get me started

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 5, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we start you up, baby….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

making babies till 1AM.

OH YEAH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ALRIGHT!

ARE YOU GONNA BE IN MY DREAMS
TONIGHT

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

As soon as I get out of your PANTS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW IS COLLEGE BABBY FORMED?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

with lots of alcohol and regret

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm in Bobby Valentine's camp

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

affectionately referred to as Camp DooshVille

by wilriv21 on Apr 5, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He always looks like he’s high.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s california cool

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your going to start wearing disguises?

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 5, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

tim lincecum is a good pitcher. his changeup could do some damage

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 5, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Just showed it again!

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

is he roaring or no?

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its like a handshake with Panda I think and then a roar to finish

by DFARowand on Apr 5, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha definitely needs a .gif

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

3+ hours later...

Am through with work, checked the highlights … YES!

by non sequitur on Apr 5, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally got home (right there with you non sequitur)

Had to teach a class, mlbsite wasn’t working so couldn’t watch the giants while teaching it, came home and took in all the goodness. Then had to read every post game post on the game thread, took about another 3 hours. Now can finally go to sleep (if I could just get tired). Still, I wouldn’t mind doing this 161 more times. . .

by payvement on Apr 5, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

wait -- what the hell?

MLB.tv is telling me I’m blacked out from even the archived game! What the freaking frak? This wasn’t how it’s been all along. Is anyone else in the Bay Area being blocked from the archived game?

If this is new policy I’m going to go insane.

by non sequitur on Apr 5, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy. Don't Mess with Him.

Not to be trifled with

Well, if fsn says so…

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 5, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, Ubaldo and Tim have made my matchup look very nice, especially with King Felix blowing one.

by srpwrd on Apr 5, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

How could I forget Yunel? Good job POKEMONZ.

by srpwrd on Apr 5, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am fine with this win

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Apr 5, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

If you are outside the Bay Area, ESPN 2 is replaying the game.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 5, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I can’t wait to watch a game. Unfortunately, I’ll have to wait until Saturday. :(

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 6, 2010 12:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow Heyward’s HR was absolutely raked.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 6, 2010 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

That guy is legit

He’ll go through a slump when MLB pitchers find a hole but once he makes those adjustments he’ll be amazing

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 6, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the composure on the first two pitches…

I was surprised when the announcer (youtube vid) said this was his debut… wtf moment.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 6, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think he's only 20

I think the Braves would be smart to draw up a Longoria contract

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 6, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Saw it live, I’ve only see a few players crush a ball like he did and one of them has Lamar in his name

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 6, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

After that highlight video, I believe you completely.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 6, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

This season's off to a very good start

Giants 1-0
Dodgers 0-1
Yankees 0-1

This Makes Me Happy

by Jakespaar on Apr 6, 2010 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

where’s the baseball? needz moar…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

St. Louis pitchers continue to whine like little babies

Chris Carpenter complained after Monday’s opener that the baseballs in Cincinnati were not properly rubbed down.

It’s usually the job of the home plate umpire (or batboy) to prepare a good number of new baseballs before a game, removing the glossiness and slickness. “We had this issue last year and again today,” Carpenter said after allowing two runs in six innings. “There was absolutely no question. … (Either) they make an adjustment or look into it, (or) ultimately, somebody’s going to get hurt.” Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire and Reds first baseman Joey Votto during the first inning.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm just glad I'm getting rubbed down, properly or not
(Either) they make an adjustment or look into it, (or) ultimately, somebody’s going to get hurt

Is that a threat from Carpenter? Somebody call the CIA, NSA, homeland security, FBI, TSA, and AAA!

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 6, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he means that if the balls aren’t prepared properly, it’s going to diminish a pitcher’s ability to control his pitches, and somebody is going to get plunked unintentionally because of it. I don’t think he’s making any kind of threat.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to avenge Waino for not winning the Cy! Obviously, he is angry with the superior ball-rubbing skills in San Francisco.

Wait…

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

NTTAWWT, of course.

"That's tasteless, offensive and disgusting -- I like it."
- Droz

by El Brazo Dravecky on Apr 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a lifestyle choice.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

The only person that’s gonna get hurt in this situation is Carpenter, and that only from bumping his gums till they bleed.

"That's tasteless, offensive and disgusting -- I like it."
- Droz

by El Brazo Dravecky on Apr 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

HR Celebration Fail

http://www.aamusports.com/custompages/BASE/2010/g30-als3.htm

Alabama State 5th – JAMES,R homered, RBI. #44 Ron James ejected from the game for excessive celebration.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Then the next batter got plunked.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

DESERVEDLY SO!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

more baseball code

from a recent article by George Will

When the Yankees’ Deion (“Neon Deion”) Sanders barely moved toward first after popping up to short, White Sox catcher Carlton Fisk, 42, a keeper of the codes, screamed: “Run the (expletive) ball out, you piece of (expletive) — that’s not the way we do things up here!”

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s right, you should run the fucking ball out.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite frankly

I’ll use any excuse to curse out Sanders.


“Why the (expletive) are you running hard for? It’s a (expletive) popup, moron! Also, why the (expletive) do you choose a nickname of an economy (expletive)sucker?

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 6, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Messi x 3

…before half.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Such a beast. Chipping the keeper for the hat trick. Amazing.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the dude is only 22 which makes it unreal

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 6, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. He has been around for what seems like forever and he’s only 22.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus i showed a pic to my friend and he thought i was lying about his age

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

MESSI IS UNREAL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOUR GOALS

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had to pinch myself to see if i was dreaming, that was pretty amazing

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. I know. Barca is gonna win it again. They’re so staked.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

*stacked

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But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

see, the thing is, i don’t even watch soccer that much, but LIonel is making it tough not to watch it… i can’t wait for summer though, SOUTH AFRICA

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there is one team to watch, it’s Barca. They play some of the most beautiful soccer I’ve ever seen.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arsenal is pretty good. But they were missing two of their best players (Fabregas and Arshavin).

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figured that scare in the 9th would have taken it a bit further from 100%

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEE WHAT DID I TELL ALL YOU GUYS BENGIE IS CLUTCH

/22gigantes

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNOW IT ALLS!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

VISIT MY SITE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do we not get any writings from Grant at all since Baseball is back?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant is busy changing the shipping address on all of his packages.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like a euphemism for telling everyone you are gay

“Where’s shanghaijim?”
“Oh, he’s ‘changing the shipping address on his package’”

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by DrStankus on Apr 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like a euphemism would be the last thing you need if you really want to come out of the closet. I mean… aside from the euphemism “coming out of the closet.”

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE ALL IN THE CLOSET

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily, mine is a walk-in closet. I keep a bed in there. You know, for sex.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That whole thing was a euphemism, by the way.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cut a hole in my closet. So I can come out of it. You know, for sex.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

My walk-in closet has a closet in it

so it’ll even itself out should I choose to come out.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 6, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy fails today

Torres starting in RF against a lefty.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Apr 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

EVAN WAS RIGHT!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup 2/162

Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
DeRosa LF
Molina C
Uribe 2B
Torres RF
Zito P

Bowkermania didn’t last long…

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

To be opposed by

Bourn CF
Keppinger 2B
Pence RF
Lee LF
Feliz 1B
Johnson 3B
Quintero C
Manzella SS
Rodriguez P.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of wish their shortstop had an i in his name in place of that e.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then add some lemon and honey. Good when you have a stomach ache

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manzilla?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daily double!

What happens when a Godzilla falls in a love with a man?

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manzanilla, I mean.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like is Godzilla, a man, and Tarzan all fell in love.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF. IF. OH GOD I MEANT IF.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAH

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 6, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tasmania?

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 6, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least we aren’t running that out every day.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey maybe we won’t be worst in baseball in wOBA this year.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 6, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude deserves a rest after hitting that single yesterday.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with Torres vs LHP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1?

I guess I’d like to see Bowker get more work… but I’m not THAT upset about it

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by bondslegend on Apr 6, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather see him leading off than Scott

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 6, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but then he keeps Huff in against the lefty.

You have to believe Bowker or Nate will hit better against LHP than Huff, given his track record. (MehRosa to 1B in this situation)

The decision should be automatic when Sanchez comes back, to replace Huff with Uribe in the lineup. But it won’t be.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 6, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys and your irreverent humor.

When Sanchez comes back, you guys crack me up.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inorite?

I surprise myself sometimes.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 6, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lame

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We dared him to do this. This is our fault… OUR fault!

by Every6thDay on Apr 6, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Records with x-runs of support

The Sporting Green says “Lincecum … improved to 34-2 when he gets at least three runs of support”. Impressive? How can you tell? Is there a table somewhere?

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused

by PLUChris on Apr 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of people have good records when they get runs scored for them.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the ’ol “undefeated when your team scores more than you give up” principle.

Note: This principle does not apply to Matt Cain.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( cause its true.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito’s record is some ridiculous number and like 2 when his offense scores him 4 runs or more.

Yeah its a pretty stupid thing to track.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

105-6

Still a fun record to look at. Even if it speaks to the pitcher Zito was and the offense he used to have in Oakland.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 6, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRED!
extrabaggs
  
Giants OF Fred Lewis (sore rib cage) will begin a AAA rehab assignment with Fresno at Reno on Thursday. He’s eligible on the 11th.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 6, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Just trying to get something in return for a trade.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis for Mike Lowell!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 6, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis for Frandsen!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm down

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 6, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Pace Percentage?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

162-0

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

100%!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Office of Pesticide Programs?

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 6, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah you know me.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap, Pujols is on pace to smack 324 HRs this season!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

POKEMONZ

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be ok with this.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that owner would automatically win

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 6, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Owns Pujols in FANTASY HARDER)

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone would be like

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit. That’s going to shatter the old record.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 6, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garrett Jones too!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 6, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Pokemonz

An open letter to AJ Burnett:

Dear AJ,

Please don’t suck against the Red Sox. I know you will and I know you’ll make me sorry about forgetting to bench you, but it would really help if you didn’t give up 9 runs by the second inning today. Unless you can make up for it by striking out 12, your attention to this request would be much appreciated.

It’s ok to give up runs, RBIs and SBs to Ellsbury, though. He’s on our team.

OK, THANKS!!!

esseffgeez

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 6, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

what is pokemonz?

/doesn’t really want to know

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

code for fantasy baseball.

We use pokemonz either to make it easier on Lars or to annoy him further, I forget which one it is,

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 6, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m on board if it’s the latter

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 6, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

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