OPENING DAY OPEN GAMETHREAD omg
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 5, 2010 2:00 PM PDT
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SECOND THREAD HERE Y'ALL: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406737/the-first-second-gameday-thread
NUMBA THREE:http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406804/first-third-gamethread-of-the-year
NUMBER FOUR: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406867/gameday-thread-the-fourth
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LOL
Excellent caption!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
hahahaha
That caption rules!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
get in now
or you don’t get candy from walrusman
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
gummy bears?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Watching Doogie Howser after seeing him in Harold and Kumar and Dr. Horrible is kind of weird.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Would you look at that incredible gaming rig?
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Good thing this will be the year the Cubs put it all together.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Ok, i’m in, now where’s the magic at?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Right HERE!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way, I was grabbing my crotch when I said that.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It's in Howie's pants
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a disappearing act
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by j14 on Apr 5, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
And a reappearing one, too.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
In [your name here]'s pants
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
/propellers penis wildly
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
wearing the tights again?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
/jiggles
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If only he were.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m smelling a Brew Crew comeback complete with a celebration by Prince
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
A revolution?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he brought his blouses
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Prince just wants the celebratory blueberry pancakes.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Game Blouses!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
/golf clap
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
You chose to put it in your mouth, don’t complain about it now.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
I was promised taste!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
roundin' third and headin' for home
it’s a brown-eyed handsome man
Anyone can understand the way I feel.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
finally got to see Heyward's HR
Holy crap.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
the Braves scout who drafter him met him when he was 10
..and his pitch broke the scout’s kid’s jaw, or similar. Scary talented, in other words.
by wcw on Apr 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Man I hate Heyward. Because he’s too good. =/
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
OPENING DAY!
I bring a gif
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
/golf clap
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Impressive.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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My pokemonz off to a good start:
Pujols 4-5 2 HR, CarGon 3/4, Heyward 1 HR, Santana W, Ubaldo (likely win) Greinke has a lead so far.
I have Heyward (and also Posada from last night), but also Frasor.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Lineup!
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
the picture of Huff made me lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he looks so goofey. why does he look so goofey?
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 5, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well done
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
no Bowkermania?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
after bengie
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It's not the Hogan-look-a-like image of John Boy
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This is opening day
Time to get serious and stuff.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
STILL RUNNING WILD
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
24 pixel pythons!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
yes!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll have you know those are JPGs and one PNG!
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Fucking shit, Lowe.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Too Much...
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
lol game over
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
haha Dodgers
And Jesus Christ Garrett Jones.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So that means that if Duke got the win here, they can lose to Butler and still come out even.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The guy’s a monster.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 2:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
hey thanks Bucs
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
if i may request
Folks, please put subject lines on animated gifs. My computer is having trouble handling mlb.tv as it is. :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s not spring training anymore, people. Get it together.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This GIF always explains Giants baseball for me
I start off so happy and hopeful, and then the season starts, and I’m like wut.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
And I end up confused
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
It’s like wut tired.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
We’re probably going to have to make a new thread after the first inning.
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I bet we’ll have to make a new one before the game even starts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GET OFF YOUR HANDS MCC BRASS!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Only one?
We are pushing 100 comments (after 10 mins) and the game is still two hours away.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
by j14 on Apr 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
REJOICE
For Bengie Molina is no longer the cleanup hitter of the San Fransisco Giants
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
by GiantPain on Apr 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
REJOICE REJOICE
We have no choice!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
…instead, it’s a guy who was worse than Bengie last year.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
HOME RUNS NERDS
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
For now.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Heyward's up again
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
How good is Oswalt now?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
HEYWARD SUCKS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HEYWARD MVP and ROY ’10!
/crosses fingers
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Love to say I told you so.
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The Hives' don't
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 3:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Just you wait
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Send him back down
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
banned
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to say, at this rate I'm going to have to start the backlash early
Willie Mac comps are one thing, but Mays?
by wcw on Apr 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah…that’s kinda pushing it, doncha think?
Mays is one of the best in the history of the sport. Even Pujols isn’t at that level yet
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps the point is to use wildly excessive hyperbole.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think most people, at least anyone who is sane, is saying it tongue-in-cheek.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
It’s just like a double insult. The Braves have the best player in the world right now, and OH he’s also better than Willy effing Mays. I would hope so, that’s sacrilegious! :O
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it, everyone’s saying he’s better than Player XYZ ever was.
They’re even comparing him to Albert F’ing Pujols.
and the worst part is that he’s on the Braves.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
MVP and ROY – Heyward
CY – Hanson
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
/claps hands over ears.
LALALALALA
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You sound like one of them thar Dodger fans!
Git him boys
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
No I just don’t want to hear anything good about the Braves. Those guys have it so easy. Great manager, great pitching, great everything =/
We have Buster Posey.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
MVP, Roy, Nobel Prize, 2012 US presidency
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes we can! Yes we can!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes we can hit for power
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes I said Yes I will Yes.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me of how, when the Giants were rumored to be pursuing Manny Ramirez, I rewrote the end of Molly Bloom’s soliloquy to be about signing him. I have to find that.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
ah, here
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/1/31/743660/no-ma-nny-no-ma-nny#11885824
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That comment was a Great Success!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This was a triumph. I’m making a not here: huge success.
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Look at us still talking when there’s baseball to do!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
web gem of the year, on day one?!!?
finally mlb.com has the Buehrle highlight up:
http://www.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=7282679&c_id=mlb&topic_id=8879976
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
holy shit what a play… gonna be top 3 web gems of the year for sure
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like to see him try to do that again.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy Crap. That’s web gem of the year. End. Of. Story.
Only thing that could top that would be Justin Upton backflipping over the wall to rob a home run or something.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It doesn’t seem like my page is auto-refreshing.
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TWSS!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Pie V. Cake the Final Showdown
Red Velvet v. Cheesecake for the title
CHEESECAKE
Despite its name, cheesecake is a creamy pie — like a DNA test to determine paternity, the cheesecake’s crusty base, that which holds it together, confirms it is a pie. It is a versatile creation, lending itself to a variety of preparations that can pleasantly occupy and challenge cooks while pleasing a wide swatch of palates. Cheesecakes can be baked or unbaked; they can be made with heavy cream or sour cream or, of course, a variety of cheeses, ranging from cottage cheese to cream cheese to ricotta or mascarpone or any other soft cheese product.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
ahem
CHEESECAKE
Despite its name, cheesecake is a creamy pie — like a DNA test to determine paternity, the cheesecake’s crusty base, that which holds it together, confirms it is a pie. It is a versatile creation, lending itself to a variety of preparations that can pleasantly occupy and challenge cooks while pleasing a wide swatch of palates. Cheesecakes can be baked or unbaked; they can be made with heavy cream or sour cream or, of course, a variety of cheeses, ranging from cottage cheese to cream cheese to ricotta or mascarpone or any other soft cheese product.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
A true battle of the greats. My vote goes to cheesecake, sorry.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
How does cheesecake beat all the more deserving (and actual!) pies to make the finals? My mind is blown. And strawberry-rhubarb has a legitimate gripe over not making the field. That said, cheesecake should crush red velvet.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Red velvet cake is great but Cheesecake is so versatile
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That's it right there
Bet you could do a red velvet cheesecake.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be pretty competitive
I still have to go with a fruit-based pie entry, though.
by wcw on Apr 5, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I won't stand for your libelous claims
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Good. More for me.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
How does it feel to be completely wrong?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS A VEGETABLE
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy 2010 Season, everyone
Although, it’s not officially a party here until Satyricrash posts a “WIN NOW!” collage and the Mayor of 311 stops by to say hello.
This is not a signature.
OT:
Let’s go Giants.
Quit making the theiving Wall Street Fat-Cat Bankers even richer.
moveyourmoney.info
OT: I like baseball
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: I like Pablo
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
OT: Free Buster!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That's never truly OT
“Hey, can you get that webpage fixed and up in an hour?”
“Sure, let’s go Giants!”
wat
hankschulman Asked how the Giants will pitch Jason Heyward this weekend, Bochy said, “Under the plate.”
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
HE’S SPEAKING IN TONGUES!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
How he got in the tongues in the real mystery!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So it’s a ball that dives underground and shoots out of the plate, either hitting him in the groin or the chin?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum’s been working on it in the offseason.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
So THAT’S why he hasn’t been facing NL teams
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Frandsen was traded
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 3:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
His dental plate maybe?
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate that team and their stupid fucking dinosaur
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
And the fact that a large percentage of the fanbase thinks dinosaurs are like 4000 years old.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re in last place already.
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Their winning streak right now is insane.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
They haven’t lost a game ALL SEASON!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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HOW DO YOU COMPETE AGAINST THAT SHIT?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad that pretty much happened with Jim Tracy >.<
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Really stacked
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, fiddlesticks.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck
I hate their stupid purple shit. Plus they beat my other team.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Anybody bought tickets from StubHub before?
I might get some Giants’ tickets through there, any bad or good experiences?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
I believe they have a big internets backer
I forget who it is, though. But they’re not fake.
by wcw on Apr 5, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve used Stubhub three times for Giants tickets and have never had a complaint.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
So I just print out the tickets once I buy them?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It depends if they have that option. Most of them do, but some are the old school tickets you get in the mail.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never bought Giants’ tickets from StubHub. I did get CWS tickets a couple years ago. They really get you with the fees, especially if you buy only a day or two ahead. On the other hand, didn’t have any problems with getting the tickets or getting into the game. Worked out nicely.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’ve never had any bad experiences with Stub Hub. They’re pretty reliable.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK STUBHUB
I misread a date and bought tix for a Monday (memorial) day game instead of a Wednesday.
They graciously offered that I could sell them to someone else on stub hub, rather than just negate the transaction (I called them within 5 minutes).
They take a $10 cut from the seller and a $15 cut from the buyer (or vice-versa) – with no guarentee that I could resell the ticket.
I called my credit card and told them to reverse the charges. Then I bought tickets from a scalper.
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You supported a local small businessman.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
this reminds me
Years ago, flipping around on the tv, and there was a scene in Don Johnson’s non-Miami Vice show (Nash Bridges) set outside Candlestick during a Giants game. Don Johnson was talking to a scalper, which made me laugh, because since when do you need a scalper for a baseball game at Candlestick? There are millions of tickets nobody’s ever gonna buy!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Jon Garland is the Pads' opening day starter.
Har har.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not as bad as Vicente Padilla as the Dodgers opening day starter.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Yeah
At least Garland’s still viable.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don’t know what that’s about.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I love Padilla as the Dodgers opening day starter!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 5, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking LaRoche. Way to let down my fantasy team, douche.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
first post of the new season!
hey everyone! how are we doing?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Better than the Cubs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Luckily the Astros are also featuring a LOLINEUP
M. Bourn cf
K. Matsui 2b
H. Pence rf
C. Lee lf
G. Blum 1b
P. Feliz 3b
J.R. Towles c
T. Manzella ss
R. Oswalt p
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
That lineup just confirms it for me
We are all Pedro Feliz
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
I think the Giants is worse
..and that’s just sad.
by wcw on Apr 5, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
Pablo is better than all of them, so we have that at least. Why don’t we just bat him 9 times and use ghost runners?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus everyone knows you can’t throw out a ghost runner stealing
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I totally forgot Fleas was there.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 5, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Petro Fleas is going to have a huge series
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed when they got Fleas.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 5, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I hope we get a lot of mileage out of this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
As long as I can keep coming up with stupid one liners.
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lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
If only there were a picture of Fred about to put on his shades.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don’t entirely get this, but I get it enough to find it very amusing.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I
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That’s the short version – there’s a 10 minute version going around. It’s totally worth watching – somewhere around 3:30 you’ll start thinking “OK, I get the point”, but by 8:30 you’ll just be laughing uncontrollably.
I was promised lasagna.
Fantastic
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec’d. With extreme prejudice.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
i see you’ve constructed a new fredsaber
obishop has taught you well
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 5, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
And they have a terrible farm system to go along with that terrible lineup, too! And a ballpark with a freaking hill in CF! LOL Astros!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Well they have one good relief pitcher (Chia Jen Lo), one good catcher (Jason Castro), and a pretty good OF prospect (J.D. Martinez). But that’s about it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Trying to study for my meteorology exam on Wednesday while watching baseball isn’t working so well for me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
This really needs to be a national holiday. I feel like the fact that it isn’t proves the terrorists have won.
This is not a signature.
/votes for Kitspool
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The answer to the exam is that meteors destroy everything, causing a 30% chance of rain.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you can stop studying and watch baseball.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s McClouthy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate McClouth! Way to have Lowe’s back!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He hits 8th in that lineup
Sobs quietly.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait is Joe Mauer wearing a red banana hammock in that MLB the Show ad? Because if so, I wish to subscribe to this newsletter.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
And here I thought you liked the duskier dudes. I suppose we all have confusing feelings about Joe Mauer.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I typically go for the darker ones
But Joe Mauer is accepted currency everywhere. He’s like VISA, everywhere I want (him) to be.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Sideburns
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
it's the accent
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Minnesota accent?
Really? I really hope I’m falling in.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
you are
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I sense the sarchasm
But I can forgive it. I’d listen to him read the yellow pages because he’s just nice to look at.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
the Minnesota accent?
that is the least sexy accent I know
by wcw on Apr 5, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Duuuuude, weee went fishing … in Cabo!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
we moved to mpls for four years
if I never hear that accent again it will be too soon
I didn’t mind the weather, oddly
by wcw on Apr 5, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I have yet to get an answer if that's him in the banana hammock
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Follow your instincts.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sure, complain about my jiggling junk in tights
And then oogle Mauer in a banana hammock.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t it against the Astros last season that Bip debuted “We Need To Win This Inning”?
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
I think so
Wasn’t that also the Whiteguy slam?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Win Innings – Not Games!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball is changing the rules so that the game is decided by the best of nine innings (first to five innings won, or the majority of innings won after nine innings have been played).
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Bip Roberts = Abner Doubleday
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanna go to this!
Flying Squirrels Baseball Tuesday night, April 6, you can attend our “Meet the Team” press conference at T Millers on Broad Street at the Marriott at 6pm! Come out to see your 2010 Flying Squirrels team for the first time!
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Great Scott!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
In the last 12 seasons, the Braves have had 11 opening day first basemen.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Brian Sabean should start taking notes.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The only guy to repeat: LaRoche.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL The Braves/LaRoche cycle
He was the Braves 1B.
Then they traded Feliz, Andrus, Harrison, Saltalamacchia & Beau Jones for Teixiera.
Then they traded Teixiera for Casey Kotchman.
Then they traded Kotchman for LaRoche.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 3:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
OMG JASON HEYWARD ALERTS!!!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL
Its here!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
JASON “FRED LEWIS” HEYWARD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He's the problem
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s human!
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
No, he’s spaceman.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Everybody look down
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 3:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He’s some kind of fucked up hybrid.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
DFHAYWARD
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I love Jason Heyward like everyone else here
But the hype train is a little too much for me at this point. Even after his good day, I’m expecting Heyward to hit “only” .270/.340/.450 (ish) for the season, which is good, but not otherworldly. I would be somewhat surprised if he dominates the majors this season.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
what do baseball fans do when they're not furiously masturbating to the next big prospect?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Furiously masturbating to fetish porn.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean… I guess I shouldn’t speak for the rest of you guys.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
No one wants to hear about your Feebas fetish
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FEEBAS used Splash. It’s super effective!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
wildly
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
yeah, I’d rather have our outfielders
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I sleep during that 2 hour stretch
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 3:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Enjoy the first inning or so everyone. I’m off to science class.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
It's science!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
you take all the hard stuff
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to do the dishes and walk the dog in the hour and a half before the game starts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Time machine obviously
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Droppage.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
McClouth part 2!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This just in: The Cubs are cursed!
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Yes please.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 5, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 5, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Here’s hoping for a Lou explosion.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bah.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Obligatory WHY RNT MY POKEMONZ DOING BETTER
/drops a bunch of good players based on one game
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
My head-to-head opponent this week has Heyward, Nelson Cruz and a bunch of other guys. He already has 13 RBIs for the week.
This is not a signature.
I didn’t start Garret Jones and I’m pissed… but do I dare start him consistently? Do I put in Michael Cuddyer to play in Granderson’s OF spot tonight? I only get 162 games per position, after all. I am trying to avoid knee-jerk moves, too.
Unless there’s an injury, or you’ve just discovered a really good projection system, stay the course.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
My fantasy draft is this coming Saturday.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I have Ubaldo, so my ERA is 1.50 and I have 6 Ks and 1 WINZ!!!
My batters only have 6 RIBEYEZ though.
srpwrd is the problem!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
YOUR POKEMONZ!!
STOP SHOWING THEM TO ME!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
just for you, Lars
I DRAFTED TRAVIS SNIDER BUT I DECIDED NOT 2 START HIM 2DAY.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
IT'S-IT!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT IS IT? IT IS IT. IT IS IT. WHAT IS IT?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
nice try, old man
But opening day has me in too good a mood to be angry about the lack of local It’s It sources!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I think we have them in a vending machine upstairs
shouldn’t your employer?
by wcw on Apr 5, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I moved to Tallahassee, Florida recently.
Also, as a result of the move, I don’t currently have an employer!
So, double fail.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
yikes
but it is opening day, and maybe It’s It will be the new ice-cream craze for the teens and they’ll become omnipresent. and you can get a highly coveted distributorship.
by wcw on Apr 5, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
(No points for guessing who Kimothy Con Carne is)
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Which is better – to have the biggest or smallest number?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
When did Walrusman grow a moustache
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 5, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s fake.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
ONE… TWENTY ONE GUNS… BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
I don’t know what song they were playing.
/Starts listening to Warning.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Warning was their best album
Criminally underrated in the face of their more popular recent albums.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I agree. It’s gotten to the point where I almost never listen to their other albums anymore.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Dookie says Hi
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Nimrod and Insomniac also say Hello
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Nimrod has a lot of misses, though. Could have used fewer songs.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with the fewer songs, and now that I looked over the albums, I would say Kerplunk was a good cd as well. Maybe I just a bigger Green Day fan then most.
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
No, Kerplunk is awesome.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Warning is a pretty good album. Don’t think I could call it better than Dookie, though.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It might not be a better album than Dookie, but as I have aged it’s grown with me a hell of a lot better.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this is definitely true. I didn’t like Warning very much when it came it out. Its poppier sensibility really appeals to me now.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Not just that. It’s a more adult album in general.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking sellouts
ther’s going to be a Green Day musical based on American Idiot
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
There already is, playing in Berkeley
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Warning was the first CD I ever bought.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
That was the first record I ever bought.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ace of Base. I am ashamed.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
'1-2-3 red light' is better, though
I can do this all day, for the record. want something from the ’30s next?
by wcw on Apr 5, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The sign was only one hit. Jason Heyward has at least two.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine was Beastie Boys Hello Nasty.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
My first album was a Weird Al tape.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
“Weird Al” Yankovic in 3-D
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I think the first album I ever had was Revolver. Either than or The Monkees Greatest Hits or a Sesame Street album. All LPs, played on my Fisher Price turntable.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
My first album was Savage Garden.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
anytimeineedtoseeyourfaceijustclosemyeyesandiamtakentoaplacewhereyourcrystalmindsandmagentafeelingstakeupshelterinthebaseofmyspinejustlikeachickofcherrycola…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Aren’t you a little young to remember that song?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Physical Grafitti
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
U2 All You can’t leave behind
I’m very young.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw geez.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LP: the soundtrack to “9 to 5” (!!)
TAPE: “Rio” – Duran Duran
CD: “Kick” – INXS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL OLD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Big Brother and the Holding Company.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Question The Answers by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
Shut up.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I still love The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Big Willie Style
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Americana- The Offspring… what a great cd
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
CRASH MOTHERFUCKER
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh fuck me. SMASH MOTHERFUCKER!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
SHE SAID ALL OF THIS!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohh ok, I was wondering if you were trying to curse my laptop. I agree that is a GREAT cd as well as Ignition and Ixnay On The Hombre
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
MC Hammer
I was 2 legit 2 quit.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Why can’t the Giants game be starting right now, dammit?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Because I still haven’t walked the dog or done the dishes!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
but because of the timing
I’ll probably be eating dinner when it starts, then putting the kids to bed, then walking the dog.
DAMN YOU EASTERN TIME ZONE!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I'll be on a Muni streetcar with a toddler at first pitch
by wcw on Apr 5, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
/alerts authorities
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
don't mess with Mister Toddler
he’s been taking the T since before he was 2. he can take you.
by wcw on Apr 5, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
My son rode the L when he was 4 days old!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
that was actually a terrible day, though
My mother’s purse was stolen, and then we found out we had to take him back to the hospital (just left the previous day) due to jaundice. wheeeeeee!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Blah I’m so excited but when I see the giants go down on 9 pitches I’m gonna be sad again =/
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like to have more than 1 home run.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you mean all season, because if you’re asking for more than one a game, well, that’s crazy talk.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That’s the greed talking.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
If we got at least 1 home run per game, I would be very happy
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
no no, that’ll happen in Fresno
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Not with Bowker gone me thinks…
Then again, Posey can do it
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to opening day!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I’m going!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
chya. but not opening day….dammit work…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Jokeland. Although I must admit I had a lovely dinner there on Saturday night.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you move back out to norcal?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I have been here since birth (with some gaps, whilst traveling).
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, i think i confused you with someone else! werps!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I will be at the Saturday evening game.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to see lincecum get that cy
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m hoping to see them in Atlanta in…I think it’s late August or something. :(
Although it looks like we might get to take a trip to Seattle in September! Which isn’t Giants-related, but it still cool.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
what's a pokemonz?
some sort of nerb thing?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Whoa this guy has a cool voice
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
gawd bless the world
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Best time of the year
I hope we can win this one!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Flem!
And Ralph butted in for a second.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Does anyone else think fans at the park should be strapped to their chairs during God Bless America? I think we should also be forced to all convert to Christianity for the remainder of the inning.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 5, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Come on, man. What happened to freedom? Even if people make bad decision, those are the decisions you have to let them make. Sure, it’s important to stay in your seat during God Bless America, but the reason God blesses us is the freedom to get up even when you shouldn’t. I guess this is a longwinded way of saying I think people should be allowed to get up from their seats and leave during God Bless America.
Of course, if they do they should be executed.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
THEY MADE THEIR CHOICE!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t stop thinking about the blackout scene in flashforward and saying, Is that really where the Tigers play?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Clean-shaven Rich Aurilia looks odd.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
Boo! I have mlb.tv so I can’t see clean shaven Aurilia
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
oh my
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Assuming crotch grabbing during this phrase
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
He has a two hour window where he can claim to be clean shaven.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
BEMUSED
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Thanks! He looks the same to me
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Subject line please.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Not yet, but I’m sure we’ll get there by the end of the day.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIFT-A LULZ
UHM is this the actual Giants gameday thread?? Don’t want to post the winnow if it’s NOT.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It is, but I imagine we’ll have to open a new one soon.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Natto has a preparation tab ready with everything set up. He just needs to click publish.
Or, I assume so.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine it is.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
The Giants gameday thread doesn’t exist. You’re creating this in your mind.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
6 months w/o meaningful baseball will do that to ya
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB Gameday Audio in mid-season form. I clicked on the KNBR button but I’m not hearing anything.
This is not a signature.
Yeah I cannot figure out how I get the audio that I purchased on my iphone to play on the computer like it’s supposed to.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I think mlb at bat for the iphone only works on the iphone.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Last year, though, if you bought MLB.tv or Gameday Audio you got the app for free. Don’t know if that’s true this year.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah pretty sure if you just get the iphone purchase, you can’t use it on your computer. It doesn’t work for me either.
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Apr 5, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
if the pre-Gameday Gameday thread is already moving a mile a minute
I look forward to another year of not being able to keep up with the actual Gameday Threadz
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
This
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, it’s ridiculous how much baseball I can watch with mlb.tv! Too bad I have to dial the quality all the way down, though.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL FP
He said he wanted Posey to be the utility guy. Then I turned off Giants pregame live.
Also I was watching sportsnation and Colin Cowherd called himself “C-man”. I LOL’d
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 5, 2010 3:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Especially after this
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
by 49er16 on Apr 5, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh my...
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd love to be that hot dog
covered in a warm bun and swallowed by some lady.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Then chewed and dissolved by acid and enzymes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Born again!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
What? It’s not even a third of the dog…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The best part of this...
Is the look she gives the camera right before she starts eating. It is a “I know this is going to be a .gif” look.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, Haren is mowing down the Pads lineup
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Scary good
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
U GUYS ESCOBAR JUST CAME THRU 4 MY POKEMONZ!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Flem humors Razor and Mr T.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Bowker is our starter
FTW
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Derrek Lee = Brady Quinn
Overthrowing Samasutlalamacchias.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Derrek Lee = Quinn Morgendorfer
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than a bulging something else
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not mutually exclusive…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CUBS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
Friggin’ Snakes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow! no wai!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone want to know what folks in South Jersey think of Donovan McNabb? Because Delorean and I would be happy to tell you.
/rage
This is not a signature.
Semi-bust #1 overall picks for the WIN!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I want to know.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless they think good things about him. Then I’ll be happy to know.
But since 95% of people think Donovan McNabb is the worst quarterback in the history of the NFL, I doubt they’re thinking good things.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Solid 20ish TD 10ish INT quarterback for the last 10 years, who constantly leads his team deep into the playoffs?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
POOPIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Help!
Ok so I go to UCR right now…but they wont let me select CSN Bay Area cuz I’m apparently still in NorCal…Is it due to my billing address?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
Probably.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? it just says I’m blacked out of CSNBA, I can access the home feed though =/
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
F my life. There’s no way Riverside is in the Giants’ territory. ARGH
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Just stream it
http://www.myp2pforum.eu/threads/35882-Streaming-MLB-Today-Opening-Day-Mon-Apr-5
People get MLBtv subscription, I don’t . People stream games via their MLBtv, I watch.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not really sure how to do this
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
They have instructions there but you’ll need to download StreamTorrent. Then click on the links provided next to the Giants and Astros game and it’ll load itself. I think it only works with PC and not Mac – I usually use it for day games when I’m at work. It’s live but might be on a slight delay if you have a slow connection.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
University of California - Runzler
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ONLY THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE WOOORLD!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ok you know what? I hate it now. I dunno if you remember a few months back on some thread when you said I’d hate it eventually or something. Yeah well, it’s happened.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Great incentive to study harder and graduate faster
I’m usually the most happiest in spring quarter where low cut tops and short shorts return, it’s not that hot yet and summer is all but weeks away.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Highlanders
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Why the fuck is that plural?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Cuz it’s like Go Bruins or Go Bears?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
There can be only one!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If you’re on mlb.tv basic can you only access the home feed or something?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Can anyone else get KNBR on Gameday Audio/At Bat?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I get silence. I can’t even get KNBR.com to load.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got it
On my clock radio..
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get radio reception in my building.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Aaaand it just kicked in.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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is yours the Houston feed?
i’m on KNBR but getting the Houston feed…. <_<
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I have KNBR now.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Oh boy
Amy G is interviewing Vida Blue and is practically drooling all over him.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Bring back Jaymee Sire!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Sire is my desire who can put out the fire
She’s married though.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely I have swagger! I’m 60 yrs old! My confidence comes with age! Here’s my hotel key! 9:00, not a moment later! I don’t want to Vida “blue balls” if ya know what I’m sayin…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Your handle is almost penis.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ADORABLE
Ignore the fact that it’s for the Red Sox for a moment, and this is one of the greatest things ever. Especially since it invokes the great Herb Brooks and compares the Yankees to Soviet Russia.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Why do I see Peyton Manning on my baseball season opener?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Hey, I got your used kid
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he does better for you than he did for me.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Best shape of his life
I had him wax on and wax off my car through the winter.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Introducing the manager of the Giants...
Booooooooooorrrrk!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
OK – gonna get a quick loaf of banana bread ready to go before the game starts. Yum!
Be back for the kickoff.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
My dorm room has smelled like banana bread for the past three days, and I know we don’t have any. But it’s making me really crave some.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
GREEN DAY
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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MISERY WILL RULE YOUR ASS
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Bork.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
is Kuip interviewing Bork in an abandoned airplane hangar?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Minute Maid Park???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Zing!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So, does anyone know if this game will be streaming on ESPN 360
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 5, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
360 AM?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 5, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i don’t see it
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
they said so on the TV box
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 5, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
For espn2 right?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 5, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
This Braves’ game needs to end so I can watch TIMMY!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JASON HEYWARD MOFOS!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO ITS BASEEBALLLLL TIIIIMEE!!! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
lol rams
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
So now it’s almost a given that they are going to draft Sam Bradford and subsequently ruin his career by starting him on the worst team in NFL history.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Smith and Carr snickers at Bradford
then retreat to their McMansions and hot wives.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL NFC WEST.
Sub .500 division champions
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It's the niners to lose this year.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
THANKS FOR REMINDING US GREG PAPA!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Always full of deep insight.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
NO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That banner’s actually a video. Man never blinks.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 5, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What did he say?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it about how much they all think Donovan McNabb sucks?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I think your clock is 10 minutes fast.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants Pregame Live: You will never guess who they pick to win the NL West!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
THE ROYALS!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Gary picks 50 Cent.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 5, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Patrick Willis
I pity the fool who doesn’t pick him.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Wellemeyer will shut them down
LOL
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Don't worry
Timmy will send Heyward back to earth after the game.
Heyward:
They are allowed to throw changeups like that?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 5, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
what, no doug?
where’s doug?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Spoiler!
On the roof.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Stupid ESPN
Jon should be here too.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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This is the gameday thread.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
NO!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Although we could probably stand to create a new one. This one is pushing 800 comments.
Do you already have on queueued up, Nat?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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This IS the gameday thread!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m scared to make a new thread in case Natto swoops in and makes one
(LOL Howie)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I KNOW RIGHT!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
And his caption will be funnier than mine, too.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
GAMETIME!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WOOOHOOO!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
KUIP!!!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Can’t. Stop. Smiling.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
Hey guys.
It’s baseball time.
I was promised lasagna.
by Cookyman on Apr 5, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
mlb.tv looks incredible this year!!!! WOW
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Time to start fresh
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406737/the-first-second-gameday-thread
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YEAH BITCHES! I MADE IT HOME BEFORE THE GAME STARTED!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOO
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
JINX
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It's an excited dance
Not a victory dance.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are they still showing him on espn2?
Switch over to the giants game plz.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 5, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else really tired of the term “Professional Hitter”?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
esp. when he’s in the best shape of his life
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
GIANTS BASEBALL THAT ACTUALLY COUNTS!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
let’s score that run early
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Are you sure
you don’t want to save it for later in the season…?
by D4P on Apr 5, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
join hands /grasps dog paw
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
shrub
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
hedge
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
first pitch: in play (outs)
Atta boy Rowand.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 5, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
And the Rowand leading off era begins with a bang
Or a soft grounder to second…
Pablo!
give us hope after 2 outs!
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Welcome to the home, Ryan Verdugo. Do me proud with your sweet left arm! Also, keep up your undefeated streak. Don't change that 5-0 record!
panda does look slimmer
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
you can’t tell cuz he’s still fat
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 5, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That's like 3 innings worth.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 5, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't be on-line and watch at the same time so let me say
Rowand, you asshole.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Stream is about a batter behind, so I don’t know how much I will be contributing to the thread. Don’t want you guys ruining all the suspense
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Apr 5, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
95 MPH!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Ya’all know there’s another thread right?
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406737/the-first-second-gameday-thread
Am I crazy...
It looks like Lincecum has abbreviated his follow-through so that he ends up in better fielding position.
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
guyz??
We’re over here now….
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/5/1406737/the-first-second-gameday-thread
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