Open GameThread, 4/4
The last preseason game. And, according to MLB Network:
MLB Network's simulcast of the Seattle Mariners at San Francisco Giants Spring Training game Sunday, April 4, will be available in the Giants’ home television market live at 12:00 p.m. PT/3:00 p.m. ET. MLB Network will carry FS Northwest’s call of the game.MLB Network is available in the Bay Area on Comcast channels 412 & 729 (HD), San Bruno channels 44 & 449 (HD) and DirecTV channel 213.
For as much deserved crap as MLB gets for their strange, unjustifiable blackout rules -- try getting an MLB.tv feed of the Giants in Vegas or Hawaii -- at least they know it's silly to enforce them for exhibition games.
Also: This is a chance to get your Ron Fairly on! Yaaaaaay! Yaaaaay! Yay. Yay?
Wait..
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Stupid
I hate these stupid exclusivity contracts. Last year all I wanted was consistent Saturday baseball!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
I will be attending today gents...
So unfortunately I will be absent from the boards. Apologies to all who miss me.
(closet M’s fan)
Where's Perry?
Have fun
Scratch my Ichiro for me.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
total waste of time, resources. should have saved the cash for games that mattered/weren’t rained out.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 4, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So freakin' ready
for the regular season.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Seriously. I’ve been pooping at all different times of the day. It makes planning lunch dates rather difficult.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Funny. I almost used the word real instead of regular.
I say you go when you gotta go and if your lunch dates can’t understand, they’re not really good lunch dates, are they?
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
It’s not that. It’s that I’m a pre-farter. And that can get a little awkward.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Ha. Sorry man. I definitely remember waiting for a date to end so I could let loose.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Ah, the joys of marriage…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Funny thing is that when I said “lunch dates” I wasn’t talking about dating.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
My wife and I have been married for eight years and we still don’t fart in front of each other. The honeymoon never ends!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2010 11:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Defeats the purpose
That was the whole reason I got married in the first place — so I could fart in front of her. We even put it in our vows.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 4, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd say this thread started on a sour note but I don't want to raise a stink.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Rain
It’s supposed to start raining in The City in the next hour or so. Fingers crossed that they can play!
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
I was just coming here to ask what the weather’s like over there. I kinda hope they don’t play, I’ve got stuff to do, and they need to get to Houston. What if they decide to “wait it out” ? Bah! If it’s raining call the game and get on your way!
LoL or leave the minor leaguers here to play and let the guys playing tomorrow in Houston leave as scheduled.
Not raining yet
but looking west from Nob Hill it could get worse.
by Orwell D. Catt on Apr 4, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Totally. The fans would still (likely) get Posey for nine.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Early thread was early
Don’t mind that this game might be rained/blacked out. I’ll be participating in Easter activities and the force tells me there won’t be many starters playing.
Jeaaaggaahh
All the more reason to watch.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2010 11:32 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Jesus has a fierce mullett.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
The fireflies are a good touch. They are the godliest of insects.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
In 3 dimensions too!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
BOWKERMANIA 2010
Get used to seeing John Bowker on this list. Manager Bruce Bochy announced today that Bowker beat out Nate Schierholtz for the starting job. "Every time you put him in there, he did something offensively," Bochy said.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
taking a stab at it
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF DeRosa
C Molina
2B Uribe
RF Bowker
?
obviously I wouldn’t bat Renteria second, but it sounds like they’re going to do that
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I really feel bad about not being very excited about Bowker. But I just can’t do it – maybe he changed his approach, but if you can’t identify breaking pitches, you can’t lay off them.
I really really hope I’m wrong on this one.
I was promised lasagna.
Omg
Spring training stats mean nothing. They mean nothing. Nothing.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
They mean something if your coach believes they do.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t necessarily think Bowker is going to hit .350/.420/.600 like he did in AAA last year, but if he could put up, like, .280/.350/.480 that would be a pretty big addition.
of course he could just go out there and hit .240/.300/.400 again, but it does seem like he’s progressed from that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bowker is far from a sure thing: our hopes for him are based on (LOL) PCL and spring training performances. However, he does legitimately have a lot of power if that approach change is for real.
Given their 80-84 win base, shouldn’t the Giants be making the high-risk high-reward moves like that?
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
I dont think this is so high-risk. He’s the one who has been hitting. I’d rather go with the guy who’s hitting (Bowker) than the guy who has to figure it out (Nate) to start the season. We have to start out strong.
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
it's a risk
if he puts up the line he put up in 2008 while playing bad defense with a pretty okay player sitting on the bench behind him, that can really hurt the team a lot.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
If he hits 3 HR's and has 10 RBIs in the opening series against the Astros
then he’ll be starting until July. But my wish (see sig) came true so I’m happy.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
they’ll probably play him on the road, and nate at home
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That makes me a lot more excited about this season.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
IT’S AN EASTER MIRACLE!!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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HE IS RESURRECTED!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker/Guzman platoon
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I am ready!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
CF Rowand
2B Velez
LF De Rosa
1B Huff
RF Bowker
C Whiteside
3B Downs
SS Rohlinger
P Wellemeyer
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
LOL Posey
Two starts in a row for Whiteside.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2010 11:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
And considering Bochy never gives Bengie a day off, I guess it makes sense.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2010 11:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
not only a start for Whiteside
but Whiteside hitting SIXTH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dude hit a grand slam once.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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He hit fifth yesterday.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2010 11:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You know
I haven’t watched or listened to single ST game this year. Not sure why.
Is our offense good now?
I was promised lasagna.
NOT A FAN
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Mota and Waldis squeeze out Bautista:
Giants set 25-man roster: F. Sanchez, Burriss and Lewis begin season on DL. Mota and Wellemeyer have contracts purchased. Joaquin makes club
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
FRED LIVES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
For at least 15 days.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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sorry, Baufista
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Did we already know that Bowker is going to be the opening day first baseman? I have been out of the loop.
Thing C
It was between Schierholtz and Bowker for RF. Probably could have gone either way.
by scotterduder on Apr 4, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Baggs laying down the Gauntlet
Wow, I really expected Nate Schierholtz to start in RF on opening day. This competition isn’t over, though. Actually, it’s just beginning.
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I’m fully expecting them to give Bowker the shortest leash of all time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
=/
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 4, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
The 2010 Opening Day roster includes:
Pitchers (12)
Jeremy Affeldt LHP
Matt Cain RHP
Waldis Joaquin RHP
Tim Lincecum RHP
Brandon Medders RHP
Guillermo Mota RHP
Sergio Romo RHP
Dan Runzler LHP
Jonathan Sanchez LHP
Todd Wellemeyer RHP
Brian Wilson RHP
Barry Zito LHP
Catchers (2)
Bengie Molina C
Eli Whiteside C
Infielders (5)
Aubrey Huff IF
Travis Ishikawa IF
Edgar Renteria IF
Pablo Sandoval IF
Juan Uribe IF
Outfielders (6)
John Bowker OF
Mark DeRosa OF
Aaron Rowand OF
Nate Schierholtz OF
Andres Torres OF
Eugenio Velez OF
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Velez will never go away.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I have a feeling that Medders and Mota won’t last the whole season
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I could see that
Though, I like Medders.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Is there any other team in baseball with six freaking OF/Utility guys ?
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
But we need middle infield depth
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
we need fronth, too
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Sustainable!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Why not use a Nate-Uribe plattoon? DeRosa can alternate between 2B and the OF depending on who’s pitching.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2010 11:58 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
I don’t get it either. It’s like the Giants went out and signed DeRosa, whose primary value comes from the fact that he can play lots of positions and do ok at the plate. Then they decided “screw it, he’s playing in the outfield and that’s final!”
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 4, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you really think the Giants are the kind of team who like to change their lineup every day?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
EW no CSN bay area? D:
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 4, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions
Didn’t know that Jon Miller’s dad does the Mariner games.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2010 12:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
In San Diego, so I’m loving the MLB Network broadcast. So great to see the Giants on Easter! Now, if I can only convince my mother-in-law to speed dinner up so I can watch the Sox-Yanks game tonight. (I miss baseball that much.)
Proud parent to the only future Giant I can't lose in a McCoven draft ;), future HOFer, Henry.
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 4, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions
The nerve of that Jesus expecting us to celebrate a hoilday on a day the Yankees are playing the Red Sox!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2010 12:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Jesus? Surely you mean Chocolate birthing rabbits.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
The only thing more delicious than their eggs is their uteri.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the game even going to be played? It’s pouring here.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It just started pouring here in Pacifica, so I expect it to be at the ballpark soon.
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 4, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
just started here in the creek…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell yes ATT park is one of the prettier ballparks
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 4, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions
I feel like dropping an obscene amount of money on a new Macbook right now.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Me too. We should do it together.
Also, we should get a macbook too.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 4, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's.
I feel like my current Macbook will implode any second now. The backlight doesn’t work at times, and stuff is slow to load.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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My dad is trying to get me to go to the Apple store with him to look at the iPad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’ve always thought that the iPad wasn’t all that essential since I have an iPhone but I did go yesterday to check it out. It’s a pretty nice device and the screen is absolutely phenomenal. It made my iPhone look terrible afterwards
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 4, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t really want one, but I’d happily play around with one at the Apple Store.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
my advice: buy all the Apple stuff that you can, even if it means mortgaging your future, your children’s, etc.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Pro?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened to Huff?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 4, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions
lol he lost his hat
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 4, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He went into the clubhouse to get another one
He came out 5 minutes later looking very relaxed and happy.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
LOL ancient Mariner announcer
Thought it was gone.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2010 12:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
lol Byrnes infield fly
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Shift+A
So how long before the managers call this one cause of the rain?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
They wanted to call it before the game.
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Heard the Giants plane leaves at 4 PM. No other flights scheduled.
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
I really don’t get why they’re even playing a game today.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it is recockulous
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you read Chris Jericho's book?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I want that.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
It was really good
he used the term
recockulousso that’s why I asked GGF. I think Jericho said he is working on the second part.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
So Matt Downs could get a start at third..
before he is banished to the Island of Misfit Toys :-)
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Yeah, I can’t imagine anyone from either team actually wants to be doing this. Maybe they’re trying to go through with it for a bit because some fans made it out to the ballpark, but that hardly seems worth risking an injury (or missing a flight!). Let both teams be on their way.
by Seasick fish on Apr 4, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
which BRASZ is responsible for this?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants battters doing their part to get this game over with
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 4, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions
No..
that’s just normal Giants hitting.
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
You-Gee-Knee-Oh!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
i dream of you, genie-o
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 4, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
U-Gene-E-O
Announcer needs work on his pronunciation
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
I'm excited that the Mariners have a dumber slogan than even us.
Believe Big!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Nah I still think ours is worse.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It’s big magic inside, believe!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
How do so many baseball teams, with all their resources, have such awful marketing?
by Seasick fish on Apr 4, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
WINS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES NERDS
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
They have better commercials though.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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What chance did Posey have of making the team when Eli is out there banging to the tune of a .130 batting average?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2010 12:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I don’t think the Giants ever really wanted to carry Buster as a backup catcher.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah. Or as a starter.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They already had Huff.
Buster wasn’t needed.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Posey was never going to make the team. Their whole competition was a smoke screen to make the fans feel better.
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Or worse.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Fans accuracy has decreased!
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Brian Sabean used Confuse Ray!
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Fans is confused...
It hurt itself in its confusion!
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poor fanz
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Fans fainted. Your party whited out.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
And you lost half of your money!
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Good thing we’ve been sending a little back to mom after every game.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
She keeps buying me worthless berries all the time though :(
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I forgot how annoying the phone calls can get.
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Especially right now, I’m training my Pokemon for the E4 and every time I get a call, I’m like “OMG, maybe they want a rematch! I can get more EXP!”
But no, it’s just Joey calling to tell me his Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas for the fiftieth time.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don’t care about your stupid Poliwag, Huey.
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The worst is the girl who calls you like once a day and then is like “OH SORRY WRONG NUMBER” and hangs up.
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Ha… we’ve got this crack addled ex-con who had been calling here on and off for over 5 years. We figure whenever he’s out of rehab or been released from jail he calls.
“Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnny!! Jennnnnny!!!!! Call me Jennnnny!!!!!!!”
When that thing evolves into Raticate, though, it’s going to be hella bomb.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It doesn’t want to evolve though. You have to respect a Pokemon’s feelings.
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Wade: Hey N8, I just defeated a bellsprout in one hit! It was so easy I almost felt sorry it, though…
/click.
… … …
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
She means well!
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Man this game needs to not be happening. It looks terrible out there.
I’m gonna go make some bacon for deviled eggs.
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waffle sunday + bacon
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
How did they know that I was still looking for Mariners Opening Day tickets?
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It’s big magic inside, believe!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I look forward to the rage displayed on the Giants facebook page.
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Has jcb been commenting there?
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I’m on his lake right now in Pokemon.
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Shiny.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s still the only Shiny I’ve ever seen in all my years and hours of playing Pokemon.
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Same here. :(
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I have three! But I got one event style.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you say you had a Shiny Jirachi?
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That would be awesome, but no. My shinies are a Mightyena, a Caturne, and an event Pichu (now a shiny Raichu – good god, evolving with happiness is a pain in the fucking ass).
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Bowker's small range makes me =(
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
To be fair, he was running through mud.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2010 1:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
DENKER RETURNS!
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DENKER?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Did someone say
HEAVY RAIN?

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/all of your characters die.
/game autosaves.
/game over.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
SABES WUZ RITE
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too nerby today
see ya tomorrow
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What should I name my red Gyarados?
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It sounded like he called Langerhans “Limey.”
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I honestly do not think any of the players care what is going on in the game right now. Same goes for the dozens of fans that have shown up.
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I don’t think any of us care either.
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Oh Brandon.
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giants will need to score 8-9 runs per game
to keep up with the amount of runs the crappy defense is gonna surrender
im sooooooon happy
Lance’s Dragonite just used Hyper Beam on that dude. Shouldn’t he be dead?
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Hits!
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Bowker!
For anyone who cares, that now ties him for the RBI lead for the spring
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
RUNNING WILD BROTHER

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Nice play!
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Our balldudes are awesome.
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I just read that Bowker won the RF job! WOOHOO!
Also, LOL Ron Fairly.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
speaking of which
Do we know who got the last bullpen spot? I thought rosters were set now, but I’m not seeing news on that.
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Joaquin and Mota made it, Bautista did not
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Nate woulda had it.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Wheee Slip and slide!
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That catcher totally pwned Torres =/
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
Nice trhow.
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TRHOW!
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Why are they still playing this game?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
I’m listening on the radio.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Get their money’s worth.
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Oh, haha. I have no idea. They like sitting in the rain, I guess.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Nothing better to do.
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That was a long home run.
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Who hit it?
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So is anything open today?
We were thinking of going to Jack’s for lunch… but we’re betting it’s closed.
I went to Stonestown at first with the intent of giving the Macbook a test drive at the Apple store, but it was closed. People were waiting in the entrance though. Just Awesome! board game store is open though!
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Well I am going to walmart.
There gonna be an open thread for the Sawx Yanks tonight?
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I vote no, out of annoyance for having to suffer through Sox/Yankees as the first game.
Let's bring the...
+1
or 2. I agree with you on both counts is what I’m trying to say.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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Come on… You can save a lot of money at Walmart
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm an elitist
Target FTW
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Oh Bowker…
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What happened? I’m watching the AOTC review.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 4, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
brb
calling friends
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Aw man I’m so close to level 7 on voltorb flip
I just know I’m going to screw it up here
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GODDAMMIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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I suck at Voltorb Flip.
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I’m getting much better at it, but I was basically at the point where it was like “LOL FOUR SQUARES, PICK TWO!” and I guessed wrong :(
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so i bought mlb.tv earlier today, and i was getting excited for the season opener tomorrow — until i realized i have class from 6-9 tomorrow and i will miss the final couple innings..
LAME
LOL, that is terrible! there’s just no way i was ever going to schedule late classes. My latest class tomorrow is from 3:20-4:10
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Wow. Pretty big earthquake right now.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
What?
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Seems like it
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/04/04/mexico.earthquake/index.html?hpt=T2
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Yeah. The wife and I felt it pretty good. Lasted about 15 seconds. Felt like we were on a boat. Cats are scared shitless!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It was just God’s reaction to learning that Padilla is the Bums opening day starter.
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We have family in the San Diego-ish area. I hope they handle earthquakes better than they handle rain showers.
Sure they felt it very good.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
We were down there once for Christmas… and it started to drizzle, I remember Mr. Merope’s aunt and uncle freaking out about the [plastic] patio furniture. They were afraid it would get wet! Oy.
i wrecked a car on my birthday in a september san diego rain…
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I felt the quake and I thought the earth was punishing me for even considering watching the Red Sox-Yankees game.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
The news is saying it lasted 40 seconds which seems about right, though it was very strong for about 15 secs.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Aftershock, probably on the same fault
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Near Romo's hometown, Brawley, CA
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
News upped it to a 7.1
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Now KCAL9 is saying it was a 7.2
/gets next comment ready to say it was even higher
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez is all set for Opening Day!
3 AB 6 pitches total
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
6 swings?
I’m guessing he didn’t take one.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
IT’S BASEBALL TIME
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seriously
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Why on earth should i care about the Red Sox or Yankees hockey?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Suit yourself.
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Why on earth should i care about the Red Sox or Yankees?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Because it’s baseball.
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so is the game i’m playing too, or i could go outside and play baseball?
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Huh?
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I wouldn’t watch this game tomorrow, but today I will. Hell, today could be PIT v. SD and I’d still watch.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
true… i already watched a pathetic match up between the giants and mariners today
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it’s pooring here
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
and there wearing shorts in Boston at night
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I will not contribute to ESPN’s “Everybody wants to see the Yankees and RedSox” mentality. The first game of the season for eons and eons was in Cincinnati. It was tradition. The fact the Bud Barfbag took that game away from them stinks!!! And I will not watch the Yankees. So nyah!!!
yeah!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
and i want pennant races back, too!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly, that’s why my roommate is like, fuck this game… It’s always been the Reds at home
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i’m with ye’s
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
well to be fair, I don’t think this game is Yankees/Red Sox because of that. They always have Opening Night on ESPN played by whoever won the WS the previous season.
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Very true
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
or the yankees
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
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Braves played the past two seasons on the first Sunday Night game: Washington in 2008 and Philly last year.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
That’s because the Red Sox were playing in Japan in the opening series in 2008 (they won the 07 WS)
Other than that, it’s always the WS winner versus whoever they’re playing first (makes sense, therefore, that the Phillies would play the Braves to start 2009)
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I’m assuming if the Giants won last year, we would be seeing Dodgers at Giants in a rain delay.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
and loving it
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
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After this offseason, baseball is baseball
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
let me know when you have another burn aside from the sharks and the playoff BS thx
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Let’s see.. Sharks have never even been to the Stanley Cup Finals, Joe Thornton disappears when the playoffs start, Nabokov is average at best.. Want more?
it’s baseball season. nothing else matters.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I read nothing else matters and I think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyrWd_gfQNQ
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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BOOOOOOOO, Sharks still matter
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
BOOOOOOOO, Sharks still matter
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, hockey might be one of my favorite sport, Redhawks in the Frozen Four
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
whatever that means
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
/wearing my Lewis jersey to work tomorrow.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s creepin’ me out seeing those groundskeepers in shorts in April in Fenway…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
um…what?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently you missed Pedro throw the ceremonial first pitch
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
sounds reasonable WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM DUDE
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
COCK'S SPORTING GOODS
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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Question:
If I get the MLB At Bat app for iPod, can I listen to Gameday Audio on my computer as well?
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ever?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that’s how it works. Or the other way around.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I automatically tune him out whenever he opens his mouth.
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me too!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, but now he’s sharing time with orel sexchiser
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m not even allowed in Mexico.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Baufista!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else have a RSS feed for the article titled “Lincecum, Oswalt squaring off on Ope…” that just won’t go away? I think it is from sfgiants.com
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
it’s cuz yer a dirtbag
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but more importantly, our starting RF is a Dirtbag!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
well, i gotta admit, i wasn’t in his camp. he’s making me look pretty douchey
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, so was SEA’s SP today, Jason Vargas
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
well, they’re gritty; you’re just dirty
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The feed just won’t go away. I’ve been marking it as “read” for 2 days now.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m tired of this Dropkick Murphy’s song.
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LOL JETER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nick Johnson
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
still wish he was a Giant
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh no, here we go
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
they gotta get rid of that thing before they have to make a hall of famer out of one.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought he was african american…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Wtf Joe Morgan just called CC vs Beckett : “Koufax vs Marichal”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
he’s not far off, pal
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t call him pal, bub.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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who ya calling friend, ishnakob?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
not yer amigo, comrade
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Argh… DirectTV feed is shoddy.
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Get your ladder out
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I lost my DTV feed about 30 minutes ago for a few minutes due to the rain.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
must have the baseball
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
To make sure I record the SF feed for tomorrows game on Extra Innings, can I set to record the CSNBA HD feed, or do I have to select on of the options in the 700-channels?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you could do either.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Thanks. I’ll just select to record all of them and see what happens.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Directv website says Giants feed is 739-1
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
How’d you find that? This would save me a lot of confusion in the future.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.directv.com/DTVAPP/content/sports/mlb_schedules
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Thanks!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Saturday must be a NBC game, as they are only letting me watch the ATL feed…
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It is NBC-11.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Same with Sunday?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You might want to watch with the sound off. You’ll get Chip Caray and Joe Simpson on SouthSouth. If Peachtree televised it, you would get Ernie Johnson, Jr and John Smoltz (who, BTW, picked the Giants to win the west).
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I use MLB audio for games like this. Though I do it for most of the games as Jon > K&K
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the new ESPN graphics.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I hate the new ESPN graphics.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Taco Bell commercials
Still stupid.
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Even if I didn’t like the Red Sox, I would still be watching this game. Why?? Because it’s REAL baseball.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
’cept for the DH part
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The DH is almost 40 years old, get used to it.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
nehver
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
is Joe off his game?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Jorge!
i do like posada
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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Eat it, Beckett.
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Molina already did
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Does ESPN not display balls and strikes anymore?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
The colored dots on the scoreboard.
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I am not seeing any dots.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
how bout stars?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
ah, I see them now. They were absent, it seemed.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Grandy, even if he’s wearing pinstripes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Agreed, really liked him with the Tigers
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
it was surprising that Detroit would let him go
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, very surprising, especially given how young he is too, he was one of their best players along with Cabrera… who knows, i have to remind myself who they got in return
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
They were trying to save money! Of course, they turned around and spent that money on Johnny Damon and Jose Valverde.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Valverde deal i can live with, but the Damon deal is just a cover up for Granderson obviously, just wow… screw that, the Yankees win again… i used to be a tiger fan in the past when i was growing up, before they went on their whole WS run that one year
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
’68….you remember that, huh
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Classy sighting.
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a veteran move
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
somebody obviously caring too much
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ah, NY fans.
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OT: just wondering, how’s the weather back in the Bay?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Pouring rain in Oaktown
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
pourin’ here in the creek
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, the Red Sox don’t exactly have a meager offense at the moment, Joe.
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But Joe is a HOF’er, so he must be right. Right?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
They might score only 850 runs!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What’s the deal with Community? Is the season over?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think so, just annoying hiatus schedules.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it is lame how they do that
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinds ruined my Thursday when it wasn’t on…
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I understand that they can’t just always do all 22 episodes in a row, but I hate the start-stop-start-stop scheduling.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah, that show has grown on me
/sounds weird
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
They did it for “Christmas Break” and also for the Olympics. Is it still the first season, still? It is very difficult to keep track of.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re even doing it with 30 Rock… I think NBC just doesn’t have a clue.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ooh, ncaa’s, oooh, scary
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew he was Jewish.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
So did I.
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this
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
THE GREEK GOD OF WALKS
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Welcome to the home, Ryan Verdugo. Do me proud with your sweet left arm! Also, keep up your undefeated streak. Don't change that 5-0 record!
OT
Don Nelson just tied Lenny Wilkins for most wins.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Good for him
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Welcome to the home, Ryan Verdugo. Do me proud with your sweet left arm! Also, keep up your undefeated streak. Don't change that 5-0 record!
Fortunately for Warriors fans, Washington also won so they are still tied for the 3rd worst record in the NBA.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Loudest ovation for a sac fly I’ve heard in a while.
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no doubt
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he calling himself Fugly?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/hides
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He’ll pitch Tuesday vs. Burnett.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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it's Lackey I think of from 2002
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It would have been nice to see that on the Giants.
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WTF was that commercial?
All for a cap?
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Dirtbag
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine that Infield today…
Also, one of the MLB Network picked both of them to be MVP in their respective leagues.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome! Will you do a fanpost? Do you get off early from work to be able to do this?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice. Yeah, I ’d be interested. I am sure some other would as well.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
A commercial that doesn’t reflect rational real-life situations?! MADNESS!!
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Could Molina out eat CC??
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Bad call
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
What books are Morgan reading?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
Clifford the Big Red Dog?
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I was thinking Baseball for Dummies
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
How narcissitic of him

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“Oh Sparky”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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The thing about "..." in a sentence...
…is that it means there’s magic inside!
“Joe Morgan is an ignorant, long winded annoyance who assumes that his tenure as a broadcaster indicates that he is one of the most intelligent players to ever play the game.”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
Stanford Women just beat Oklahoma for the right to lose to UConn by 20.
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GO STANFORD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FEAR THEM
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Stanfurd
/Cal fan
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Welcome to the home, Ryan Verdugo. Do me proud with your sweet left arm! Also, keep up your undefeated streak. Don't change that 5-0 record!
Dr. Dre sighting
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
They interviewed him and LeBron on Baseball Tonight. They’re promoting Dre’s Sawx branded headphones.
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That would be Snoop.
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Pretty sure Dre partakes plenty himself, too
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Not as much as Snoop (speaking of which, I wonder if he caught his kids smoking, how would Snoop react?).
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Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Speaking of this, I was surprised to learn that Chong is Canadian!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Love Dr. Dre, his music is pretty awesome… for some reason i doubt he would be a Sox fan
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PITCHING NOT THROWING
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Wilson?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
needz moar facial hair
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Not allowed in the Yanks dugout. PROFESSIONALISM
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Wang looks awesome! Posada looks even more like a little twerp
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
Wang looks awesome!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Nice
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hank and Hal to Tim: We’ll sign you to a 7 year, 220 million deal but you have to cut your hair.
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Kinda looks like Justin Miller
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
“Top of the heap…A num ber one…”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon was probably waiting all night for his chance to work in a Giants reference.
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CLUTCH!!!111
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LL play works!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Beckett got caught in Jeter’s calm eyes.
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Looks like a play the Giants would fall for.
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Especially with Posey catching
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Only if Posey was catching. Posey doesn’t have enough musculature to handle that play.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Still goin’ with it I see.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Was pretty intense. It was discussed way up in the thread. I felt a little nauseous afterwards. Felt like we were on a boat in rough waters. You?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
did not read above. was sitting in chair and felt some slight movement and repeatedly asked myself if it was an earthquake. Lasted a long time of rolling and rolling/ Was waiting for a jolt however the jolt never arrived.
Niece lives in Temecula and she said it was much stronger there
Yeah, more of a rolling one. My apt creaked and cracked a few times and our chandelier was spinning pretty good. I am sure Temecula got it good.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Friggin' pissed.
I know quakes are regular occurrences for many but there have only been two in my life that physically affected where I presently was – and I slept through both of them.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He gets called safe if he ran rather than slide.
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For sure.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The mind boggles.
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Ted William’s head Tommy Lasagna is faster than BMoney
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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WTFRANDSEN
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
read he wants to test FA
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He might not sign an extension with my POKEMONZ team if he keeps this up…
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I would start him if he faces the Giants.
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If this keeps up, my Mo might pick up a save!
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
nah
It’s 5-1.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Well, I’m hoping BOS can come back with a couple of runs. Maybe.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Lewis to the Red Sox for Kevin Frandsen.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL Sabes
They are looking to trade Lewis for Middle Infield depth. Speaking of which Ramon Vasquez was DFA’d by the Pirates and he’s a utility guy but was terrible last year but I could see Sabes’ taking a flier on him…hopefully it would lead to a Velez DFA though I would prefer the Giants just avoid him.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
With Tim’s new deal, I hope he doesn’t pitch like Beckett.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Don’t you know pounding on wood can cause blindness?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It can also lead to 3 million dollars in the bank
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Wow, Scott Atchison.
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Alright time for Easter family dinner. Later, people.
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Happy easter! already had my dinner, by myself, made Ham, pasta, garlic bread, and snap peas
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Should I make a new thread or anything? This one working okay for everyone?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Slow thread is slow anyways.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs to lose The Answer's sleeve the next time she hits the tanning bed.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice throw, Gardner
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus, it’s only the bottom of the 5th? I thought it was like the 7th or 8th.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Thinking the same. Game started out quick, then has proceeded to crawl.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Sunday Night Baseball is great with the sound down and an out of town radio station on my computer (listening to an old Casey Kasem’s American Top 40 80’s show).
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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OK by me, more of a fan of the 90s, the years i really grew up in, especially with grunge, but i’ll take some Genesis
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I grew up with early 80’s stuff. I remember listening to Casey on Sunday mornings at 8 AM.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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I guess it depended on the city.
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Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Well, i guess what i’m asking, was he all over the country?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He was all over the country, I think it was one of those syndicated things. Wolfman Jack was all across the country too.
Yeah, he had 520 in the US and in 50 countries from 1970-1988.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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And if you’ve seen Scooby Doo, he’s the voice of Shaggy.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
HAHA, no kidding, that’s some good knowledge right there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Also
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Kasem
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If you want to hear him now
http://radiotime.com/program/p_154285/American_Top_40_-_The_80s.aspx
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Full of Americans doing jobs Americans won’t do.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Right where you put them.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I would assume this is how it would turn out… Baggs said the same thing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Also Haren as a NL Cy Young says Baggs
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s up in the air in my opinion, Lincecum, Halladay, Haren, or Cain
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don’t think Cain really belongs in that group.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
your not right
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
damn nerbs
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
can you?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
if he replicates last year, and possibly improves, i’d say yea, anything could happen
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He’s a great pitcher, but he’s not in the same class as Haren/Halladay/Lincecum unless he improves a lot this season (which I’m not saying won’t happen…)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I remember some brilliant poster said Cain would win the cy young
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/2/1334109/community-projection-matt-cain#31614172
Before you dismiss that, look at who this person predicted as the #5 starter in September 09
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/28/1058951/predict-the-2010-opening-day-roster#21965407
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
even Sanchez could be considered a dark horse
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I'm expecting
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I just can’t see Cain as a CY contender. He reminds me of a lesser Halladay: a horse, but just not a dominant ace.
he’s still awfully young; he could ramp it up significantly at any time
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That is what Baggs just also predicted.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Though I’d flop AZ and SD
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, my girlfriend said she’s not watching the game because she “HATES” both teams, plus she’s an Indian fan, and i asked “So what does hating the teams have to do with not watching the first game of the season?”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don’t think she knows who that is
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
don’t think she knows who anybody is now other than Sizemore
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
needz moar size!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
MMMHMMM
might break up with her because of that, she doesn’t know who Tim Lincecum is either
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
that’s usually one of the signs
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
she doesnt really know who Barry Bonds is either
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
She’s more into books and movies than sports… she knows LeBron though
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
well… you just failed… ITS ALL ABOUT TWILIGHT with her
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Time for a new lady.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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been with her for about a year and half, haha
what are other girls like?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
moar size
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The true test
How does she feel about Ryan Garko’s tenure with the Indians?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
She would probably say “Who?”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Just like Giants fans in 2 years
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
and Rownads
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice route Lewis
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
whooo this game is going to be like 5 hours long
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that’s every yanks-sawx game
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
FLA
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He always has mediocre Aprils
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If Duke wins tomorrow, ESPN will be even more unbearable to watch. It will be three of their teams winning titles (after the Lakers and Yankees). Good thing Notre Dame and the Cowboys didn’t win in football.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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ESPN=Connecticut=New York
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are crazy. Especially because Gammons was their lead analyst for years. He was ALL Red Sox.
uhh
Gammons is with MLB Network now.
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How about Buster Olney or Tim Kurkjian??
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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I don’t mind Kurkjian at all to be honest
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LOL Kurkjian was a beat writer for the Orioles and Rangers before working for SI. Olney was a NY guy but that’s it.
If you want to believe ESPN is pro-Boston over NY fine. You are completely wrong.
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If anything it’s 1a and 1b, half the ESPN are Yankees fans the other half Red Sox.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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love the kurk
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
No
you’re wrong. It’s pretty obvious that ESPN has a major red sox hard on. I know they like both, since both teams drive ratings, but they push the sawks a lot harder
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Yankees actually draw bigger ratings for them thus push them slightly more than the Red Sox. Both teams have had slumps. ESPN once spent the first 15 minutes of the 6 PM ET Sportcenter covering on “What is wrong with the Yankees” (did 10 minutes with the Lakers a couple years ago during one of their slumps), they never did with the Red Sox during their slumps No doubt both teams are the favorite but if you think they favor Boston over New York you’re wrong. They love both pretty much equally with a slight edge toward the Yankees.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Couldn't disagree with you more
but also, couldn’t give less of a shit, since I don’t even watch the network anymore.
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Unfortunately there is no second national sports network to watch highlights.
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There's this new thing called the internet
it’s amazing. All of the highlights with none of the bias or fucking idiots talking about a sport or team they know nothing about.
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Yankees 1st, Red Sox 2nd.
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ESPNBoston was released first, Bill SImmons, tons of Boston newspaper guys on PTI (never a NYPost or Times guy), Patriots get way more press than the Giants or Jets
The local ESPN has to do with the ESPN radios
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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You're stubborn
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Neither do you.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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ESPNBoston was released first, Bill SImmons, tons of Boston newspaper guys on PTI (never a NYPost or Times guy), Patriots get way more press than the Giants or Jets.
Posting it again so maybe you get it this time.
Has NOTHING to do with Yankees and Red Sox. Patriots?? Jets?? Giants??
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ESPN Boston was released FIRST because of ESPN Radio in Boston where it little in NY (also in Chicago and Dallas).
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LOL. Probably a reasonable inference if they favor the favor Boston in one sport they’ll do it in others.
As I said above, it’s probably more 1a Yankees and 1b Red Sox but certainly NOT pro-Red Sox over pro-Yankees. ESPN is pro-both (with Phillies third).
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You are the wrong one
And I’m through with you.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Your 5 year old child style of arguing is really amazing. I’m going to say something and give no evidence and just say I’m right. How’s that work out for you in the real world?
Notice no one else is agreeing with you?
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but we count for, like, 10 each
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe that. Or no one else gives a shit?
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this thread haz a future
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
More like a future of fail.
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B - i - ngo
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I could not agree with him more
I’m just late to the party. You are simply wrong, not that it’s even an important issue. But you’re still wrong.
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You are wrong
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
ggf and sfguy. The two people on this board who are notorious for taking incorrect positions. RBIS MIRITE
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Also Kuip being a bad broadcaster
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I get the feeling if we met in person, we wouldn’t get along too well. I have the argument with DFA and I have feeling we would be OK with each other.
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meh, whatev
you can’t tell anything from the internet. That said, I dislike most new people i meet
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Maybe I’m wrong and this your online persona but you seem a tab bit intense. I like to hang with people who are a bit laid back. We could get along great but you just seem a bit intense.
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I'm actually really laid back in person
I’ve said many times that people who met me in real life expecting a flame-tempered lunatic spewing vulgarities would be disappointed. THEMS WATS TEH INTURNURDZ ARE FOR
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To be fair, most flame-tempered, vulgarity spewing lunatics will deny being flame-tempered, vulgarity spewing lunatics….
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 6, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Was not a big fan of that game
really hoped that WVU could have pulled through, my best friend went to that game, he’s from West Virginia, and was soooooo upset with Da’sean Butler, that was bad
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I just don’t watch ESPN.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Interesting
Baggs picks Liriano to win the AL Cy Young. Oh, and we’re hosting the future World Series champs next weekend.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Yeah, I don’t remember if it was last year, or the year before, we went to a Braves game and all the dippy protesters were out in front of the park with their silly signs: Don’t do the chop…. Racist something something…
How the hell is my not going to a Giants / Braves game in SF going to get the Braves to change their name/rituals/etc ? Even if you agree with them, it’s not the Giants causing the problem.
Mr. Merope says he’s going to make a sign protesting the Giants, as a big person he feels the team is making fun of people of stature.
familiar rant is familiar
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank the Mr.
for giving me the day’s first guffaw…at 10 p.m.!
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe they’ll be going by The Say Heyward Kids this year.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
are you kidding me? we’ve got a bum, and they have Heyward?
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
hater
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Welcome to the home, Ryan Verdugo. Do me proud with your sweet left arm! Also, keep up your undefeated streak. Don't change that 5-0 record!
it just makes no sense. all the Giants can do is develop pitchers
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s not like Heyward all of the sudden became good; he’s 19 or 20
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it s a little bit funner watching Sanchez, Tim, and Big Suga baffling hitters than a couple of bash brothers.
Take Lincecum’s last start of the 2008 season, that was just plain durty nasty. The no-no also, just the plain confusion of another group of 9 people is pretty awesome.
Though I wouldn’t be angry if we drafted a good hitter, I would still take a good starter instead if I had the choice(unless the spots were full and locked beyond 2013).
AND Tex gives me Pokemonz results too
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OK, time to cover my ears, good lord
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/covers ears
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, 2 chicks singing
MUTE
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
WOW that was the worst GBA ever
And that’s saying something
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I’m wondering why it’s still being done.
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moar gunz!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I won’t even stand anymore when it’s done in SF.
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Are some places still doing it EVERY 7th inning? I know for SF it’s just the Sunday games. Lucky for me the 7th inning is a good time to visit the little fanatics room.
The worst GBA was the original that didn’t have a backlight.
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whoa, that was bizarre
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I thought that was Tyler’s daughter, but she kind of pulled away when he kissed her
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently my girlfriend thinks he was drunk
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He has been in rehab.
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really? i had no idea… her favorite band also
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The band is doubt right now according to a couple members.
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i thought they were in hiatus
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I forgot who it was but he was on VH1 Classic’s That Metal Show and said there is some doubt due to Tyler.
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Chan Ho Park??
He’s still around?
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Is the game tomorrow going to also be on CSNBA?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yea, i thought so too… it’d be nice to have that option of ESPN or CSNBA, Jon Miller or Kruk and Kuip
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
But you get Joe Morgan with ESPN.
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Shout Out to John Boy
Congrats to John Boy Bowker on taking advantage of the opportunity that was presented to him. Give the brother at least 100 consecutive ABs
talk about earning it
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
So this will be a 6 hour game?
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this is my biggest peeve about the game. When i was knee high to a grasshopper the games would avg 2hrs to 2hrs 10 minutes
10 pitches, 6 foul balls later….walk
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
wild pitch lets in the tying run
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
wild pitch lets in the tying run
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s the one Red Sox I hate.
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His support for his pedo brother is disgusting.
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His brother and some 14 year old boy. Something to do with oral sex.
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WOW… had no idea about that either
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
From CBS5’s website April 23, 2009:
Brett Pedroia, 30, admitted Thursday that he engaged in oral copulation four years ago with a boy between the ages of 10 and 14, the Yolo County court clerk’s office said. Another charge of oral copulation and two counts of lewd acts were dropped.
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Woa… that’s pretty fucked up
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We joke about WalrusMan but this one is true.
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And Pedroia was really adamant that they were out to get his brother because Pedroia is famous or something.
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Sob! Back to stupit work tomorrow… better get some sleep. At least I’ll have visions of a Happy Timmy Day get me through the morning.
it will be great! g’nite, mrs
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
One reason to like Huff: he mocked Joba after hitting a homer.
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I like how everyone thinks LOL RED SOX CAN’T SCORE RUNS because they added some guys who are good on D. Those guys can hit too, jesus.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don't know about hitting Jesus
but I’d definitely tap him.
I hear that he fashioned his own bat
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
purple row is hacking in or something
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I’m guessing the slowdown of the site.
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yeah, and I got a weird popup message
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I rarely get popup messages.
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this was the first i’d seen, something about try posting messages in a few minutes. YEAH, SURE PURPLE ROW!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That was probably just an error message. Or you got a spyware.
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or I’m chasming you mercilessly
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
uhhh why??
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do we ever fail this bad at pacbell?
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Whites Only!
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I don’t mind Neil Diamond but not this song.
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WHAT!!!! what the fuck was that jacket
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
the whole thing was all wrong
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Boston: The leader in Awkward Sports Entertainment
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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Who would be playing if the Phillies had won the World Series and the game was in Philadelphia? Hall and Oates?
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YEAH ROOTS!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Not the right demographics. It has to appeal to those over 50.
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and white
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Do the Hustle!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Orel studies Joba licking his fingers?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
gross
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hey joba, can yer ma score me some cheap meth?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
HE’S BREATHING LESS
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
I think it might be because he is fat.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
God I hate flat billed hats.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
All the drunk stupid college kids who go to Fenway. They also use beach balls.
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When did Fenway become Dodger Stadium?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I stopped a beach ball in 2000 at Pac Bell and got booed for it.
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you performed a public service and should be honored
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew there was something about Candlestick I preferred over AT&T park.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I pop every beach ball at Dodger Stadium that crosses my path.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
while saying Vin Scully sucks?
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suckitrussellmartin
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not? I’m already risking my life wearing Giants gear to Dodger Stadium. By the way Dodger Dogs make better projectile weapons than food.
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by vinScullySucks on Apr 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends wear you sit. In the upper deck behind home plate was OK. In the bleachers I got caught up in a 4 row Dodger Fan/Giant Fan brawl/food fight.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s every Dodgers-Giants game in LA AND SF.
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Bonds hit 2 home runs and it was just Giants Fans by the 6th inning.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember the other way last season. Fights in the stands and only Dodgers fans at AT&T. The Giants were getting their asses kicked.
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Was it that night game we were down like 7-1 in the last Dodgers series of the year at home?
I was there and god it was hell.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
From what I see on TV, there are way too many Dodger Fans at AT&T, way more than I remember at Candlestick.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun Fact
Joba is one of two Native-Americans in MLB. The other is also playing in this game.
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doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnny Damon?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
hasz laf
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, there’s three of them, not two.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I don’t think he is.
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Just look at all those runs!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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the giants could only dream to score that many times
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
maybe one day if the Giants try hard enough, they too might earn a run.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s unsettling
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
World Champions
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
CHAMPIONS OF THE UNIVERSE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
162-0
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/lose in seven to phils
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
alternative universe
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Beckett got knocked around tonight but Boston’s rotation is actually deeper than ours.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I know you can't compare because of the variables.
But look at the ERAs our guys have to put down to get 15 WINZ.
That’s really more a reflection of our pathetic offense.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I know but if you are just looking at wins our pitchers would probably do better than the BloSux pitchers.
You would be happy if the Giants had a team that is like the “BloSux” (btw, I’m used to all sorts of insults for my AL team so I’m not taking that comment personally) with 2 titles since 2004.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I don’t like how the cop high fives “Paps”.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Worst commercial ever
“WOW!! THAT’S A LOW PRICE!!”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
That is pretty douchy.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
PAPS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Paps
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Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
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The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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It’s probably in your cache.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
/looks in wallet for cache
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring it on, Rastros!
Giants 1, Houstons 0
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Well
Giants will have a lot of work to do this year. I don’t know if we could take either one of those teams.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
well, i think that if they could hold them to 3 runs or less, they could win. Like the Orioles in ’66
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. That lasted under 4 hours.
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seemed like an all-day affair
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry if anyone was irritated with my argument with DFA.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
only now with this douchey way of bringing it up again
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit
Opening day is tomorrow. Sooo pumped.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Free preview of MLB Extra Innings
13 games to watch tomorrow.
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Can’t wait to take off from work early tomorrow so I can watch the Giants game.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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2010 Outlook
After a great Spring Training the Giants are ready to continue their impressive turn around after nearly a handful of mediocre or worse campaigns. Aaron Rowand had an excellent spring and looks poised to justify why he was signed while the starting pitching, which is their most powerful strength, looked stronger than ever. With improved offense and adequate defense they are well armed for a divisional battle. The bulpen has remained for the most part, intact and is among the finest in the league. The key is to keep everyone healthy and for those coming back from injury plagued seasons to “get back” to the level of excellence they had previously attained. The outlook is very positive and potentially awesome.
by Nailblubberina on Apr 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
We don’t agree on the ESPN coverage crap above but we agree here about the Giants.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Aaron may look poised, but it's not about justification.
It’s about elimination.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
And evacuation.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
YAY!!!!
Last year, I really got back into baseball and love watching it. Can’t wait for the game to start and to hear John Miller’s voice. Go GIAGANTES!!!

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