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Post-game thread: Zito does it again

Alternate title: "Even the Giants can hit a belt-high sinker..."

If Cardinals fans are known for being some sort of laboratory-pure breed of baseball fan, if Phillies fans are known for booing sick orphans just because, and if Padres fans are known for being Greg and Peter from Chula Vista, it’s time for Giants fans to be known for something. My contribution: Giants fans never booed the ever loving crap out of Barry Zito. And I’m not writing that to be flip. In most other cities, three seasons and $60M in, Zito wouldn’t be able to balk a runner over without hearing a cascade of boos.

Giants fans were frustrated, sure. A little disgusted at the situation, maybe. Always a little snarky, at least around these parts. And there were starts where Zito left to a chorus of boos; I don’t mean to rewrite history. But it seems like everyone was just waiting for a stretch like this -- a downright Oaklandian string of starts -- just to support Zito again. The "Ba-rry! Ba-rry!" chants do just roll off the tongue, for whatever reason. It’s as if we’ve been practicing them for a decade and a half, or something. Maybe Bizzaro-Zito will wait until August

Hands up if you saw St. Louis, Philadelphia, and Colorado on the docket and started mumbling disconcerting thoughts out loud. Maybe, just maybe...

Star-divide

The Southern California trip was an anomaly. This Giants team can win through the strength of their starting pitching. They’re contenders. I’m excited about baseball again. Barry Zito is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

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Brian Wilson tweaked a groin in BP and that’s why he didn’t come in for the save. Team will reevaluate tomorrow.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

“A groin”? How many does he have?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left and Right groin muscles i believe.

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

like fifty fucking dicks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit i haven't watched it in awhile

“thirty goddamn dicks”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, what else is a dick for?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

tweaking

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no way I’m clicking on that with that setup.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 30, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the video my Matt Cain sig is from!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S HISTORICAL

IT’S ABOUT THE BIRTH OF OUR NATION

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hates delivery room videos

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. That’s pretty awesome.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, with the British children replacing Dodger children.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ikr

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

wow that is hilariouss

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ssssSSSSS

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He once held an opponent’s wife’s hand…
…in a jar of acid
…at a party

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

so random

killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOWWWW

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about “Sodom and Gomorrah” by the same guys?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg&feature=related

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and gomorrah.. which was named after an even crazier move

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’m pretty sure that’s the same guy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t the question. The question was, “what do you think about this one, jponry?”

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry!

I misread the question

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

(let me watch it)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOOTBATHS! YES!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So divine.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is amazing.

I have surrendered to its awesomeness.

by Every6thDay on Apr 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cock of dicks

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was from the epic post game thread

Howie found a new definition for cock…“small pile” or something to that effect

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This video was literally

50% of the reason I applied to George Washington University

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you love GW

Check out Neely’s “Dear Readers: Wizard People.” He does a narration of the whole movie of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone that’s just downright hilarious, and extremely vulgar.

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by grape on Apr 30, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think MST3K on three bottles of gin.

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by grape on Apr 30, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A ridiculous number of you have never seen this. This is several years old!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 1, 2010 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAY GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SCHFIFTY FIVE VIDEO????

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by Solidarity on May 1, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Howie can have multiple crotches

Wilson can have more than one groin.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 1, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are of the same species!!

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by satyricrash on May 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what his post-game gesture refers to. “Hey guys, I have one more groin than you!”

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 1, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

crybating

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS james ransone ken park

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the next cleanup hitter.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ENJOYED THE WAY THAT GAME UNFOLDED

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Good Zito. Let's keep him

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

CURSE WORDS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

V A P O R S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

:-)

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Barry Zito guy is alright.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess Zito really does want to be the ace again.

by Into the Void on Apr 30, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Tulo

“I can’t hit him now and I couldn’t even hit him when everyone was hitting him!”

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by rxmeister on May 1, 2010 6:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's because I hugged him at the Strikeouts for Troops party last year.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

:-)

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Power Rangers.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE R VR

Troopers. Three. Virtual Reality.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 1, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

this season is all over but the next 130 games

suck it NL West

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito

4-0 1.53 WTF

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow grant

it’s almost like you saw this coming or something.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Again

Yay Cheap save for my Pokemonz!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was certainly something!

…I guess…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not kidding

my roomates are watching alvin and the chimpmunks: the squeakual. wtf.

Oh yeah, they’re male.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh lord. That was horrible (I have little kids, so I at least have an excuse).

Are they high?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

high?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You live with children?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great movie. seen it 82 times so far. (it’s my daughter’s favorite ….)

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That dickhead from Chuck is in that movie. I saw him in the paper the other day with a Dodger hat on

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Isn't he the dickhead from My Name is Earl?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope not, I love Earl.

That would hurt me if Earl was seen wearing a Dodger hat.

by jonesin25 on Apr 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy from Earl is Jason Lee. This guy was only in the second one.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 1, 2010 6:27 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Jason Lee: former pro skateboarder

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and Scientologist.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on May 1, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he still is.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 1, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

There went my crush in Zach Levy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as Yvonne isn’t a Dodger fan I’m happy =D

by Mdizzle138 on May 1, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The first one was better.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Statement game, huge win

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

And fuck you Colorado 25-man roster

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Let it go for the night. Celebrate the win.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a slogan for champagne.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a gas leak at your house?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 1, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s me.

by FreshStart on May 1, 2010 5:58 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

he loves it a little too much i think.

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on Apr 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. That Rockie is really getting in there.

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by iammclovin on Apr 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Uribe mistaken for left field wall

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tea bagged

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice 2 meet u

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That picture reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3q8M3wqtHI

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way dude

not clicking on a link under that pic either…

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

hot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUU

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

REEBAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants.

Face-fucking the NL West since realignment.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEA PARTYING

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

a/s/l?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaa

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

best

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love your username

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't he beautiful

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Truth is, I can’t stand those jeans.

Looked good on Dallas Braden, though.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the Strikeout for Troops event?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. And for the record, I did not know he was some MLB pitcher when I was waiting outside for it to open and he walked by and I checked out his ass.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does have a nice looking ass.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don't walk on his mound.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol A-rod walks on other guys’ mounds

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

While dressed up like a centaur

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There might be something wrong with that.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

clip clop goes the centaur

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ow.

Sounds uncomfortable.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zeet's Thinking ....

“Huh, so THAT’S what being 4-0 feels like ….”

lol.

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

beaded necklace

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

pukka shells?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just won the CY in this picture

And back in 2002, bedhead and pukka was … amusing on athletes.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Children's liquid cold, allergy medicine recalled

OT…but important if you have lil munchkins running around…
More than 40 over-the-counter infant’s and children’s liquid medications are being recalled in the United States and 11 other countries because they don’t meet quality standards.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/04/30/national/w194550D84.DTL&tsp=1#ixzz0meSpENfg

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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what I get for being lazy…
Recall

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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes! Although at this point, I’ve stopped giving my kids cold/allergy medicine in general after that last round of recommendations. I should go check, just in case.

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Just tossed 2 things because of that. Much appreciated

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also, there’s a big oil slick

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by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito is inexplicably awesome

The thing is, he is.

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't feel bad any more

for thinking that Zito just felt like he belonged on the Giants when they first signed him.

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by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem and Kruk are sharing mics!

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

GROIN PULL

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

They don’t televise the postgame when the game is on NBC.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FU NBC

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jimenez is pitcher of the month, I’m sure.

But Zito

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

woops…But zito is such a surprise and has exceeded expectations so much. It would be nice to see him get it.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher of my heart.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

or, you know, lincecum

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The curse of expectations.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't finish games

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

0.79 ERA and 5 wins?

Yeah Jimenez will get it

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He deserves it

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by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINZ

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only a matter of time

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork and Bindy?

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PEOPLE SAYING HE ISN'T A BAD MANAGER

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“When (Molina) plays, he’ll bat fourth, fifth or sixth, but right now, I want him in the cleanup spot.”

/bangs head

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by djp4cal on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

"When (Molina) plays, he’ll bat fourth, fifth fourth or sixth fourth, but right now, I want him in the cleanup spot."

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or fourth

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 1, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

if there's any chance that Molina is an important factor in the development of the starters

then I say, he’s ok with me. Posey can wait.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a huuuuge difference between Molina playing on the team and Molina batting clean-up.

And also, Molina’s defense has gotten kinda crappy. I’m sure the developing pitchers would prefer someone who could block pitches.

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's becoming Victor Martinez Like

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by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Bengie in 6th, 7th, 8th, can still “mentor” the pitchers / be Timmy’s big lumpy blankie or whatever, and not have to be the pivotal batter in the lineup.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

he could also do it on the bench

and mentor Posey between innings.

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by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be nice, wouldn’t it?

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by djp4cal on Apr 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sixth is actually the best spot for him. If you bat him seventh or eighth and he gets on base, the pitcher can’t bunt him over. Of course I’d rather him hitting there and killing one run rallies than batting cleanup and killing big innings. I was actually relieved last night when he popped out with first and second nobody out. I was that sure he was going to hit into a DP.

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by rxmeister on May 1, 2010 6:38 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why can't a reporter ask him

What do you exactly mean by “he did a good job there last year?”

by Into the Void on Apr 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 HRs! 80 RBIs!

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They aren’t particularly intelligent at baseball management either.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIANTS SCORED FIVE RUNS THEREFORE BENGIE MOLINA WILL BE THE CLEANUP HITTER FOREVER

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by groug on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIS BA IS DROPPING ALREADY!

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by cloudydays on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who had April 30th as the day Molina would return to the clean up spot?

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by SFGuy on Apr 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is full of shit too. He didn’t do it as a knock at Huff and DeRosa, yet he does it the day after Huff has an awful day with runners all over the bases.

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by rxmeister on May 1, 2010 6:40 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Bochy confirms he's been looking for an excuse to install Molina in cleanup since opening day

Molina and Huff hitting 4-5? Ouch. Well, Huff will strike out some, but Molina… “good contact hitter”, i.e. “double play machine.”

by Malbuff on May 1, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Fourth is strong with this one

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by IanRogue on May 1, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s REALLY amusing to me how Uribe is a #7 hitter according to Bochy while Molina is a cleanup guy. Their numbers this season and throughout their career have been as identical as two players could be—except Molina is older (AND WISER GAIZ VETREN RBIZ COUNT 4MOAR) while Juan Uribe is still in his prime.

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by lmaozedong on May 1, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

Molina is one of Bochy’s pokemonz.

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by Giant Voodoo on May 1, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, this is really weird...

It’s getting to the point where Zito makes a start, and I’m actually expecting him to perform WELL. 2 years ago, I wouldn’t have EVER guessed that would happen, but he’s just making it look natural. This is amazing. We’ve got 4 top of the line starters on one team.

by ololo3 on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

And Matt Cain

I KID I KID

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd Starter at best.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 1, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's an "aha" moment isn't it?

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP LOL ZITO

Long live FUCK YEAH ZITO

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWTC

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's fucking awesome

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way:

Fuck you PR

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by Rox the Casbah on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

who cares what Rockies fans think

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

More they were posting the option for no and not for yes. Urging the rest of the board to do so.

That’s pretty fucked up.

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Christian men

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing it’s a poll that means absolutely nothing.

If they care enough to be douchebags about it, let them stew in their own douchebaggery.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

79% said NO

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado is full

of assholes. This doesn’t surprise me much.

by ololo3 on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RADIO-ONLY SATURDAY

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

....FOX

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1,000,000

It’s bad enough they make Extra Innings worthless, but preventing the home team from airing if they want to is pretty FUBAR.

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by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

at bat FTW

I’ll be driven around working. Awesome.

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be at the game!

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEALOUS!

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOO

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could go :(

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring some runs for Cain!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s alright, it’s great to do yardwork while listening to the game

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries, I have MLB.tv!

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by Yoyo on Apr 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you

mlb.tv is blacked out too, bro.

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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cleveland the most hated team in baseball

It’s Kuiper’s fault.

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Not according to the internet
Remember that totally, rigorously, kite-flyingly super-scientific Nielsen Co. study of the most loved and hated teams in baseball, according to the internet? The one that concluded that everyone loves the Giants and hates the Indians? Yeah, one problem:

    The company concedes that misspellings, emoticons and nuanced sarcasm cannot be taken into account in the analysis.

Thankfully, no one is ever sarcastic on the internet. Great work, guys. ;-)

Deadspin

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then that means they didn’t measure McC!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, they did measure McC. They came away with the impression that Bochy was a great manager and Sabean was a great GM.

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by Yoyo on Apr 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't you see the game yesterday?

BENGIE IS BACK! 10 SECONDS DOWN THE LINE TO FIRST NERDS!

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by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing it mentioned “nuanced sarcasm” I seriously doubt it.

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by bgunn on May 1, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would say so.

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on the interpretation.
Are you saying Zito’s #1 ?

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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone got me that zito shirt a few years ago. i guess i can wear it in public now.

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by SimpleJaquez on May 1, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito’s pretty good at pitching.

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by groug on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Evidence?

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

but his xFIP!!!!!

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NERD

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOON HE WILL SUCK LIKE MATT CAIN

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by groug on Apr 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT ZITO KNOWS HOW TO WIN!

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by djp4cal on Apr 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the difference between FIP and xFIP?

there’s a huge disparity

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

xFIP normalizes HR rate
Zito has not allowed a HR yet
therefore his xFIP will be much higher than his FIP

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see

so if someone has given up wayy more HRs than normal or wayy fewer, their xFIP will reflect what a “normal” rate would be?

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

There’s been discussion as to whether it penalizes Giants pitchers or not, since AT&T seems to suppress home run rates.

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn’t normalized to park?

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by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe so

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

I’ll clutch my spreadsheets with FIP on them, thank you NERDDD.

IDK, it doesn’t seem like zito is all the sudden going to start giving up crazy HRs left and right, so I do think the high xFIP is a little unfair.

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I think it’s a bit silly because if just one of his earned runs had come on a HR instead of whatever it came on, his xFIP would be much lower.

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what I was thinking

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is kind of the idea with SSS and stats, right?

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by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much

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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a problem accepting a stat

…that’s penalizing a pitcher for not giving up HRs.

I’ll side with Kruk and say that Zito’s location, movement and mixing of speeds is making it hard for hitters to square the ball up.

Like bondslegend said, he doesn’t look like a pitcher that’s going to start giving up gopher balls left and right.

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by Goofus on May 1, 2010 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito is a flyball pitcher who was prone to it throughout last season, particularly early on. It’s more like the stat is penalizing him for not getting beaten, since it’s basically saying that he SHOULD be giving them up. It’s why I have mixed feeling about a lot of sabermetric stats… they don’t take into account mixing pitches or pitch selection, or many of the finer points of what makes a pitcher successful. Only what happens when the ball is put in play.

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by Solidarity on May 1, 2010 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

And Zito’s command is like night and day different than early last season.

It’s like this stat is trying to explain that Zito isn’t pitching better. rubbish…hogwash…horsehockey

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by Goofus on May 1, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I think you might be confusing that some stats deliberately choose to ignore that, because with a large enough sample size, it gets lost in the noise. That’s the beauty of FIP or xFIP: they’re really that easy to calculate.

by speckops on May 1, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s not penalizing him for not giving them up. It’s saying that, given his flyball rate, he should have given up more than he has.

That said, I’m not a big fan of xFIP so I’m not going to try too hard to defend it.

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by jponry on May 1, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

My problem with xFIP is that Giants pitchers tend to give up a lower HR/FB% than most other staffs. It’s likely a function of the park, but it is what it is. You can’t just assume 10% when, in reality, a lower percentage of fly balls go for homers at AT&T.

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by markdash on May 1, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it makes sense to use it if you’re a fan of another team thinking about trading for/signing a Giants pitcher, but if we’re talking about someone who’s likely to pitch the rest of the year (or the next several years), I don’t think one should punish the player for playing at AT&T.

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by jponry on May 1, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The whole point of stats like FIP and tRA is to strip out conditions such as park, defense, luck..etc.

What Zito’s xFIP is saying : “based on limited sample size on Barry Zito and how other players have done in the past with similar stats in the past, we believe Barry Zito should regress to the mean to this level of performance once he starts giving up home runs.”

Once more data becomes available, xFIP will adjust as compensate “oh, I see he is maintaining his performance now, let me adjust my regression model.”

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by jctGamer on May 1, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I’m just talking about xFIP and Giants pitchers in general

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by jponry on May 1, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like park-adjusted FIP

For the three components. Alas, I’m too lazy to calculate them myself.

/awaits xanthan and Anticon

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by baetown415 on May 1, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good game but bad crowd tonight. Tons of drunk shitheels screaming (perhaps College night is to blame) and a trash can on fire the sidewalk. And there was a Dodger fan in 327 who had every right to start pounding the drunk 19 year olds behind him. And while the paper airplanes are cute, we did not need 800 of them in the 9th inning. Hate to say it, especially on this post, but poor showing today, Giants fans.

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by troymccluresf on Apr 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Jponry’s brother >:(

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, he can’t buy alcohol yet.

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF was up with the fan on the field?

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember looking over just as he came out of the stands and was tackled in the Giants bullpen. One guy had him pinned down and it almost looked like he was in a headlock. It just stayed that way for over a minute until police came in from the left field gate. He was squirming around for a bit until they finally got him in cuffs and got him out of there, to a chorus of boos. He appeared to be yelling back to the fans as he was led away.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a dipshit. Amusing that he got tackled five feet onto the field though.

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by troymccluresf on Apr 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They got him quick. I sat toward the back of that section and noticed the security tackling him. And what an idiot to do it on a Friday. He’ll be in county jail until Monday.

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by SFGuy on Apr 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

glass half full sez he could meet some friends

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of his real friends was arrested, the other was just escorted out of the park.

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by SFGuy on Apr 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think about gay sex quite a bit

You may want to just satisfy your curiousity and get it over with.

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 1, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

i did have that weekend at Bernie’s

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

He sure picked a good section to run out of, right where security stands.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, College night.

nod nod nod

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And once again, the fucktards not paying attention to the game, trying to get a wave going while Zito’s pitching. At least it looked like it died before it could make it all the way across. THIS IS NOT L.A., PEOPLE!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just blame it all on college night.

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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were screaming “THIS IS NOT ANAHEIM!”

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by troymccluresf on Apr 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Banned

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 mods say banned!

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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

banned

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wave is awesome..

watching at the beach.

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by SFGuy on Apr 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, the wave died in like ’95.

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part about the wave is when I punch you in the face for doing it.

Don’t do the fucking wave.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't wait to go to AT&T again

I’m gunna get the whole place in a sunami

by jonesin25 on Apr 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please go back under the bridge.

And stop eating our children.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 30, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS THIS ANOTHER TEST??

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know what I love? the wave plus thundersticks.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on May 1, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if there’s a monkey on the jumbotron.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Banned!

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 1, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL jon must be smashed

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The Aves are out. The Nuggets are out.

Let’s hammer these Rockies.

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by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The Broncos just drafted Tebow. So they’re out

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by Useful_Idiot on May 1, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

SO TRUE

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by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Zito is now awesome, and I think Juan Uribe is my 2nd favorite position player…and that no longer sounds weird in my head, either.

It’s a brave new world, people!

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by norcalnick on Apr 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

at least for tonight

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

uribe is the biggest 180 I’ve ever made on a player

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still didn’t like him much coming into the season, but he has one me over in a BIG way. He’s probably my second favorite position player now (behind Sandoval). And if Schierholtz keeps playing like he has, he may just overtake him, something else I never would have forseen happening. Zito good, Schierholtz and Uribe productive. As someone else said, it’s a brave new world…

by ololo3 on Apr 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm starting to change my view on him

Dude has been legit

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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

"starting"?!

after last year? He earned it last year, and hasn’t done anything this year to make us think he won’t continue..

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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I initially didn't like the re-signing

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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan has been my second favorite position player for awhile.

His ‘look’ tonight solidified that.

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff’s defense is really growing on me. I just like that guy.

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by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always liked Zito, so 2007-2008 was very difficult for me; but Uribe is now someone I like very much and Huff is definitely growing on me.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I can really like him until he slugs over .450

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 1B

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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a week or two

I would like to see something like

Rowand CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff 1B
Sandoval 3B
DeRosa LF
Uribe SS
Molina C
Schierholtz RF

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

"sanchez 2B"

whaa?! Who’s that?!

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

jonathan plays 2nd?

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by cloudydays on Apr 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is actually a pretty decent lineup

Schierholtz RF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Uribe SS
Huff 1B
DeRosa LF
Rowand CF
Molina C

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz leadoff and Uribe cleanup is iffy to me.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina 8th… roflol yeah right…
Earth to lunatic fringer…

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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunt him over! LOL

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

better line up this order

torres/schierholtz LF
sanchez 2B
panda 3C
molina/posey C
huff 1B
derosa RF
uribe/renteria SS
rowand CF

velez and downs sent to “Quadruple A”

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by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

with Schierholtz htting the ball, LHH and speed how about 2nd?

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLINA CLEANUP?!?

What do they teach the McCoven newbs these days?

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBEYES

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by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

???

DeRosa is on a mini slump…at least he has a better professional approaches to the plate and better defense…wilriv21 do you even watch the games??? think before you type nonsense like that!!!

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by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh… did you read who wrote the comment to which you’re replying?

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell is Valez?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the evil twin of the guy that can’t catch..
or hit

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you?

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by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

lmao I watch every game.

I was testing everyone else. Didn’t take long to get a reaction out of that one

by jonesin25 on Apr 30, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right…

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“HEY INTERNET, I DON’T THINK SOMETHING STUPID, IT WAS A PSYCHOLOGY EXPERIMENT TO SEE HOW YOU REACT TO STUPID THINGS PEOPLE SAID.”

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by groug on Apr 30, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know who Valez is

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is not English, he’s from Puerto Dominicezuela.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obama needs to vacation there

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, English majors are the only people with a decent grasp on spelling.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering why I couldn’t spell anything, and then I realized: TI AWS YM ENGENEARING DUGREY!!!!!!

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by groug on Apr 30, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I TOOK FRENCH??

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is also the guy who hit the chopper that Tulo injured himself on. We’ll always have that,

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by rxmeister on May 1, 2010 6:58 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think it's

San Fran “sic” so

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by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you marry it.

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by satyricrash on May 1, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

No. No. No. No.

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Uribe.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe is the cleanup hitter

if we had a manager with a brain

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know about that.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you thinking Freddy Sanchez when he gets back?

by Into the Void on Apr 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLE

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 30, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. F!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 30, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m very particular about building codes.

And this water tower does not pass muster!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

For British Eyes ONLY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 1, 2010 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Panda batting cleanup.

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

With some OBP guys in front of him. Huff and DeRosa perhaps?

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This this

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

they is called table setters

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players of the game

Kruk: Panda
Jon: Huff
David B.:UUUUUUU!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

REEBAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Kuip picks Zito?

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

(phantom Kuip)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phantom Kuip

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

echo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is kuip?

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT A GAMER

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a phantom, keep up

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guys are praising my boy's defense :D

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SF GIANTS

leading MLB in hitting

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

lol..just saw this on mlb.com and then they say on radio

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Royals are second.

10th in wOBA!

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it can only better

since Sanchez has BATTING TITLEZ. Therefore it is not only sustainable, but we should improve.

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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd in OBP!

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by Goofus on May 1, 2010 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWHAT

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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

12th in runs :(

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by jponry on May 1, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff stayed in for the ninth inning tonight.

I think it’s becoming very clear that Ishikawa really doesn’t have a role on this team.

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by groug on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank goodness

I wish the guy well, but he is a waste of a valuable roster spot.

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1000000000000000000000000000

Can never have enough backup 1B…

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by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bochy realizes he got kind of screwed last game with Ishikawa in the game over Huff in extra innings

Which I think will lead to RIP “9-F”

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL@ Bochy realizing ANYTHING

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is there any way it's ishi that goes for Rowand?

LOL BOWKER

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Ish

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Velez

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch Rowand get activated and Posey called up to be the right-handed 1B and backup C. I’m not saying I like it, just saying it’s going to happen.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

some commotion about Geraldo not hitting for power

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. Huff hasn’t really been much of a liability on defense anyway.

by ololo3 on Apr 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ishikawa can kick rocks!!!!

sandovol can play 1B, derosa 3B, Uribe or renteria SS, and unfortunately bowker in RF

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by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Bowker is a better player.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

This is one of those situation where I would rather start Bowker, but if the choice was between Bowker or Torres as a 4th or 5th OF, I would pick Torres.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. The better players get starts and the generally worse are backups. It fits Torres’ skill set, too.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate all the touchy-feely non-stats stuff

But am I the only one that thinks that Torres knows how to be a backup, ready at a moments notice, kind of player; while Bowker needs to know that he has a secure job in which he can get comfortable and not worry about losing it?

We tend to dismiss this type of thing, but human behavior is part of the skillset that leads to the outcomes (numbers), and while I think Bowker has a higher ceiling than Torres, he just doesn’t appear to be able to touch it, which if true, is really unfortunate for him, the Giants, and us. I would still like to see him given ample time to succeed or fuck up, but I don’t think that is going to happen with Nate and his .436 BABIP (oh, and LOL people who want to see him bat leadoff).

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I agree with this

Bowker needs consistent AB’s while Torres is a back up OF.

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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and if Padres fans are known for being Greg and Peter from Chula Vista

I LOLed.

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by Juan Primo on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Grant brought out his best work for the Rockies series…that quote and the collective soul & Billy Sadler references in the preview. He had to be focused and he was focused.

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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Huff showing he can play first, does it make sense keeping Ish around anymore?

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Esmil Rogers tomorrow for Colorado

Please don’t get dominated by a rookie…

by giants92388 on Apr 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

CAINer?

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CAIN

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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by cloudydays on Apr 30, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This message brought to you by Matthew Cain

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by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt looks pudgy. Heehee.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hee chubby Matt

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at how fat Cain was in this photo.

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by 49er16 on May 1, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

actual quote: ‘scott rolen, slapping the leather, all night’

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 30, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

must have gone to the aubrey huff school of ‘keeping yourself occupied’

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that there's anything wrong with that.....

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

never said there was

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one graduated cum laude from this school.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds perfectly normal to me…

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROIN STRAIN?

does the normally become a DL stint?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

go back downstairs!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually downstairs all night tonight.

Sadly it was at a friends house with no TV. =(

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hope the friend was worth it

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my personal experience, it’s a 2-5 day deal unless it’s serious. My guess is Wilson will be back by Tuesday.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So with Monday being an off day, that just means the Giants will have to score lots of runs Sat & Sun so that no closer is needed!!

/checks the rotation

Cain… hmmmm it could happen…

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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson felt his groin and said it’s fine; er, Wilson said his groin felt fine after the game, doesn’t see it as a problem.

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s also my experience that it’s also one of those that catch up with you the next morning. Not that there’s anything wrong if he feels fine. If it’s not bad, it’s not bad.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just in

can of corn says Wilson’s groin feels fine!

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by Goofus on May 1, 2010 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman Wilson says his groin felt fine after the game. “I don’t see this as a problem.”

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson's groin =/= Fred Lewis

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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

what ever happened to that Canadian?

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's playing in Canada

so no one knows

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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maple syrup

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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCoven’s favorite singer, Geddy Lee from Rush, sings on “Take Off” from Bob & Doug McKenzie.

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by SFGuy on Apr 30, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUGE image is HUGE

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, it's a Rush poster

They don’t get any smaller.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 1, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again

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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of suck.

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by satyricrash on May 1, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

take off

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 1, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tim’s reaction to Uribe’s single was awesome.

Bouncing around the dugout!

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Mascot Timmy!

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looked like a 5 year old with ADHD

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pro-tip: All 5 year olds seem to have ADHD

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it was rather hilarious, we need a GIF of it

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

tee-hee!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best. Teammate. Ever.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dougout?

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 Retrojunk.com

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoops!!!

I mean **dugout. Forgive me, I’m stoned right now. ;^P

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe

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by 49er16 on May 1, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

The way Zito is pitching

you would think he is making an average of $19 million a year through 2014 instead of just a measly $18 million.

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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He needs a raise.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets not get crazy now..

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO CRAZY

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure he will be doing fine later tonight

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Now a show of hands of people yelling at Bochy to yank Zito

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

\o

I still think he should have, but with the knowledge that Wilson was unavailable, I guess I’m fine with keeping him in the extra inning.

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

what happened to Wilson?

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

pulled on his groin too much, apparently

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve all been there before.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you is gonna go blind, Reggie

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's catching up to me as I'm sure I now need glasses.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

got my first pair at 6

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Young Wanker

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's an insult in England

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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

batting practice

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

'bating practice?

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff school

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to become the Mastur

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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm in this line too

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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

o/

Even knowing the outcome I still believe so.

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in favor of keeping him in

Dude has been pitching with a set of Giant brass balls.

He earned the right to get back out there and I would hope there’s enough trust between Bochy and his starters that they’ll be honest if asked how they’re feeling.

For all the shit Bochy gets around here and all the questionable lineups, I very much like the way he handles pitchers. My guess is it went something like this:

  • He and Rags discussed how Zito was looking in the 7th
  • He or Rags asked Bengie how Zito looked
  • He or Rags asked Zito how he felt and if he had enough left in the tank to go back out there

He put him back in there, but had the bullpen ready to warm up on a moment’s notice.

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by Goofus on May 1, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Benji Molina = Bob Brenly
best Giants pitching staff ever!

by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Apr 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Molina has never been at Brenly’s level. And at least spell the guy’s name right if you’re going to give him props.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he meant the little doggie dude, maybe Molina is also Benji’s last name!

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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's thinking of this Benji

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 1, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what's nice

Even if Zito were pitching awfully, which he isn’t, his contract would STILL be better than 5 years/125 million for age 32-37 Ryan Howard.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, philadelphia

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meet your new cleanup hitter
same as the old
more pop than most catchers

by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Apr 30, 2010 11:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

yeah i like huff in the 5th spot and molina cleanup

huff came through today. he was on base 4 out of 4 times, i guess he is more comfortable in the 5th spot, less pressure to produce

DUBfan4life!!!!

by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is the only person on this team qualified to hit cleanup

They should stack 1-2-3 with tablesetters and use Uribe to protect Pablo.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is

Pablo’s probably the only guy qualified to hit 3rd too

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 1, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man they’re coming out of the woodwork tonight.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

being fairly new here, I at least feel as though I actually know somewhat what I’m talking about.

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Famous last words

Before you start all over with a new user name…

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t finish.. if I don’t I don’t I keep my mouth shut and learn..

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, you’re unraveling already.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be the pressure, not enough veteran grittiness.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

completely composed, not unraveled in the least.

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, you have to be focused.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was focused. It happened.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE! CALM DOWN!

There’s no need to freak out!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

You missed the opportunity to post the Hobbes saying “Calm down” pic.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude drinks way too much pop

Even compared to other catchers yeah

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 1, 2010 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

needs to switch to club soda… drinking 3 or 4 1L bottles of Mountain Dew every morning are messing with his girlish figure.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate these kinds of people

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was this supposed to be a haiku?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

ishikawa and velez are a waste of roster space..

i cant wait till sanchez and rowand come back off the DL

DUBfan4life!!!!

by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

So Huff’s great grab in the first inning didn’t make top plays in a night that included cricket and Jerry Stackhouse singing the national anthem, but EY’s flailcatch at the left field wall came in at number 3.

Dude didn’t even break his face. NOT A GAMER.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

and that’s ESPN in a nutshell.

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

do not forget the Gasol put back

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WINFIELD

“the additional of Bowker adds veteran presence to that lineup”
 
lolwut

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 11:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Although Baseball Tonight gave an incredible stat

Opposing hitters are 0-35 this season against Barry Zito’s Curveball.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap.

That is pretty freaking nuts

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that bender was video game like tonight.

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito tonight

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is "licechangeup" territory

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Bochy watches ESPN and will now give Bowker PT

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did put Bowker in tonight and not Velez…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Velez was supposed to go in

but when someone tossed his glove he dropped it.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now that El Tigre missed the cut he has more time for the dollies

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not even allowed in Mexico

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

well played, Mauer.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I absolutely LOVE the Felix Hernandez/Kendry Morales commercial

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which now?

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s MLB 2K10.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda figured, given the Mauer shirt, but somehow I haven’t seen it yet.

The baseball commercial I really like right now is the Sunday Night Baseball spot with Joe Mauer and Hanley Ramirez on the couch, calling pitches.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 1, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Did not know who the imposter was.

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome commercial

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Took me a while to figure it out, but he’s wearing a Marlins shirt, and… Well, batting average, and all.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

"It's not that it's annoying or anything, it's just that I hate it. A lot"

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

believe it is a MLB 2000K or something.

King Felix is talking I will throw this pitch, I then will throw this pitch and then this pitch.
Kendry sez I will sit on your FB. It looks like a grapefruit.

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

here

2k10

And it was morneu who said the grapefruit thing in a different commercial…

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Nelson Cruz/Andrew Bailey commercial…
“This is me with my boomstick”

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 1, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I was at the game and they won! Some guy in my section tried to rush the field and got taken down hard by security/the cops. Awesome!! It cause the pitcher to delay and then the go ahead run came in. Yay!!!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL your section.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk if he was in my section but i’ll be honest i’ve been drinking since 4

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty young age to start drinking.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i’m half german

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh hey there!

how YOU doin?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 1, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

"I went 11 years without a drink"

“what happened”

“turned 12”

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 30, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

that made me laugh

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 1, 2010 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

These beefsteaks are tender.

And the exuberance?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito

Bad ass mother fucker

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 30, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

finally earning some scratch

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 1, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question: was Zito really that good tonight? He looked ok but not great and the gun had him in the 70’s for a lot of pitches but it was kinda hard to tell from where I was sitting how on his pitches were. He got good strikeouts in key situations but, again, I was drinking and trying to explain baseball to a friend of mine so everything’s kind of a blur

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

drinking and explaining do not mix well.

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell that to my proctologist.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, i did ok. some guy in my section commented on how much i knew about baseball and the farm system. Thank you MCC for that.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the few things better than a woman who knows how to cook is a woman who knows baseball

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

With me it’s more like the explaining follows the drinking.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was pretty on. There were a handful of bad calls by the ump too, but Zito pitched through them admirably.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good to hear. I don’t want him to start regressing.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah-Zito worked Marquez's strike zone very well

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he was pretty on.

his curve was cartoonish tonight with ridiculous movement.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Is what I was just about to say.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on May 1, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to the Tweetup tonight and got to watch BP from the warning track in triples alley. Timmy and The Thrill were shagging balls in RF and throwing balls to people near us. Affeldt’s panel discussion was semi-cool. Brian Murphy recognized me and called me by my Twitter name. On a microphone. In front of a hundred or more strangers. I’m embarassed to be me today.

Saw Heimy25 but he was busy so I couldn’t get in his face and yell “Eat your damn eggroll!”

A huge fight broke out in our section (314) and several Giants and Rockies fans got thrown out.

The Bar-ry chant is getting kind of played out. Cain, for example, wouldn’t get a chant for the same performance because no one’s surprised when he does well. But I still love Barry. Also, he’s hot.

by kdl on Apr 30, 2010 11:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

“Cain” doesn’t lend itself well to a chant like “Bar-ry” does though.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

co-cain

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LO-SER! LO-SER!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 1, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Cain-ie

/bork’d

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 1, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed about the Barry chant. Everyone was trying to make it happen but unless its a critical moment, it all ends up sounding like noise. It only works were everyone is thinking and feeling exactly the same thing at the same time.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It worked a lot better in his last start against the Cardinals.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, i think there was more of a “moment” there. In this game there were several times that the crowd tried to start it but no moment where everyone was just on their feet, in unison, as one kind of moment.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heimy was giving out t-shirts to our section, but I didn’t want to yell out, “Dude, I know you from the Internet!”

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by rightcenterfielder on May 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s that, too.

by kdl on May 1, 2010 12:10 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey! I was the guy one section over yelling ‘Goddamn it Heimy, how about a little help over here?’ and waving my glove.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would totally yell that. I would bring a sign in fact.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heimy?? isn’t that derogatory?

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the proper term is hymen.

by Into the Void on May 1, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys should tell me when you see me!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on May 1, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would if I saw you. Haven’t yet, though.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 1, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've looked for you

But haven’t seen you. Our section in front of the press box never gets love. I think Lou Seal come over once when I was there.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 1, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be at the game again today. Not sure why your section isn’t ever assigned though…

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on May 1, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I won't be there today

I’ll let you know when, though. Maybe for my Goofus Jr’s birthday (8/9) you could throw him a bone…or a shirt.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 1, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely remind me when it gets closer!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on May 1, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know it was you until the t-shirt giveaway started. If I see you around again, and you’re not being mobbed, I’ll say hi.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 1, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I mean, they did Barry chants every time Bonds came to the plate.

I don’t think it’s ridiculous to chant it every time Barry is pitching well.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 1, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should have said hi!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on May 1, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kept trying to, but you seem very busy and important. ;)

by kdl on May 1, 2010 6:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Mostly neither!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on May 1, 2010 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Zito's really hot

Sanchez most def. though…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 1, 2010 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heimy's a guy?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 1, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m confused

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 1, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Augusta went off tonight.

Box score

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Josh Smoker and Colten Willems

to failed Nats prospects. Also I’d like to see Nick Liles get some more reps in the field. Also nice to see both members of the LTP family get some DINGERZ

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

gah
to two failed

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
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K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

and RIBEYEZ

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully they both hit light towers

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Strasburg and Harper will have people forgetting Smoker and Willems

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah they will

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your 2013 San Francisco Giants!

1B Tommy Joseph
2B Matt Downs
SS Brandon Crawford
3B Pablo Sandoval
LF John Bowker
CF Nate Schierholtz
RF Roger Kieshnick
C Buster Posey

I got lazy with the outfielders. Still, something to dream about when Rowand’s gone…

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Neal

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh right

How did I completely forget about him. Put him in Center, Nate to right, let’s assume Bowker gets traded for cash at some point.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 1, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neal in center??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goddam, I fucked up again

Had him mentally confused with Ford.

NEAL IN LEFT. NATE CENTER. KIESHNICK RIGHT.

My Son.
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by GiantPain on May 1, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

/these nerbs have game

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by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

any room for Brandon Belt?

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 1, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

2013 Season Ticket Buyers....

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 1, 2010 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

But where is BROCK BOND?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on May 1, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And another two hits for Brandon Belt

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by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. I need to read up on this guy.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s at the point where if he goes 2-5 (.400) in a game, his average will go down.

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by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

gotta think the he will be going to post office for a change of address soon

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

He makes hearts melt.

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by Natto on May 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s twelve stories high and made of radiation.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. What is he batting?

And I didnt realize Robinson Cano is still batting .400. Damn.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

.438/.519/.703

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by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was born on 4/20!

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by Natto on May 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tim will like him.

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by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Bondsian right there.

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by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That past Bondsian. Past anyone-ian.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

In 2004, Bonds hit .362/.609/.812 for a full season. That never gets not goofy.

by Grant Brisbee on May 1, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

He prefers to be called “Barry”.

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by Natto on May 1, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus would have a higher OPS

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 1, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am reminded of Steve Buscemi.

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by Natto on May 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

<3 subject line

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woah, didn’t realize the SJ Giants got new unis

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 1, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

and hitting dingerz. Plus Yankee Stadium is no longer a launching pad

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, he’s hot.

either you are a lady or a cat owner

by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Reply fail? And, yes, I’m a lady.

by kdl on May 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

but do you have a cat????

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ROLLS EYES FOR THE 100000000TH TIME

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by satyricrash on May 1, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wil!

so saucy

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 1, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

LeAnn Tweeden is kinda hot

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

You watch PAD?

I like that show. Best thing on TV at 2am.

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by GiantPain on May 1, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dust on the screen is better viewing material.

The money lies in the RBIs
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by hokysmksbw on May 1, 2010 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

Giants organizational sweep tonight

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

and some solid pitching

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT

For those of you (like me) who weren’t completely sold on the orange jerseys, they definitely look better live. Not distracting at all and the color isn’t’ such a blinding orange.

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by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

reminds me of the awful teams in the 80s

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I felt the same way, but I’m telling you it looks totally normal live. At least from my perspective.

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by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

do not see the game tonight.
saw some highlights on MLB Network
Pumpkins.
Winning Pumkins

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Smashing Pumpkins!

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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that band

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by Goofus on May 1, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same here they were legit

noe they’re back and by “they’re” I mean Billy and a bunch of other guys who call themselves “smashing pumpkins”

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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

what your saying is

you have been drinking since 4 and something that you saw sober suddenly looks acceptable?

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by Giant Voodoo on May 1, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, especially 87 and 89… those teams sucked.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

And they look really good with striped high socks

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by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the long socks def. make the orangey-ness look a lot better

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 1, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I was very excited to see Uribe wearing the stripey socks too. They looked good!

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by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was suppose to go tonight, but the drugs/knee it wasn’t in my best interest so I had to settle for McC and the TV

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 1, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t beleive

A) only two Giants are wearing them. Didn’t the whole rotation rock the high socks last year?

2) they don’t sell them at the Dugout Store. I’d totally wear those to the yard.

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by troymccluresf on May 1, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The jerseys are 2-0

They can stay.

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by GiantPain on May 1, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give in to superstition and agree with this for the moment.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 1, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda like the orange Fridays…

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. I think orange should be used in small doses to start with, and these look like they’ve been sitting in the sun for a year.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 1, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re wearing on me.

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by 49er16 on May 1, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THOSE WHO WERE WONDERING

My brother had a good time at the game.

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by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:14 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Excellent.

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by Natto on May 1, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

When does he post bail?

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by scout6 on May 1, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I told him I was worried the guy on the field was him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then I’m guessing he was not the guy who got taken out by my section. That guy did not have a good night.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

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by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Baggs commentor
Giants will contend all year long. We just need to trade Freddy Sanchez and a low rated prospect for Dan Uggla and this team wins not just the West but the whole NL

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by scout6 on May 1, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

The Marlins will be falling all over themselves to do that!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Marlins are a terrible defensive team. All teams want a good hitting team however pitching and defense wins games

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, I’ll buy that they might want to upgrade defensively

…I don’t think Freddy Sanchez and his two gimp knees are the droids they’re looking for.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

they need to move HRamirez from SS. Who is playing CF for the Marlins? Hope he is a solid defender.

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hanley has been average-ish at SS the last two years, I don’t think they need to move him. He’s off to a poor start defensively this year, mind you, but SSS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have watched portions of a few of their games. Terrible defense. Move Ramirez to 3b, 2b OF. They need a solid defender at SS. Uggla is not solid. Cantu is not solid. etc

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no question they are a bad defensive team. But they would be better off replacing Uggla and Cantu (two waaaay below-average defenders) than they would be replacing Hanley.

Though moving him to third or second and getting a plus plus defensive shortstop could help.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Maybin is their CF

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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand for Hanley Ramirez is a great idea.

by Into the Void on May 1, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

STOP SITTIN ON UR HANDS SABES

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I don't think he can be traded until he comes off the DL

With injury concerns and such we might have to throw in Todd Wellemeyer to get them to take the deal.

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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

No deal then.

Not after the way Wellemeyer pitched last outing.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if the Marlins throw in Mike Stanton and Josh Johnson?

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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well prospects are never a sure thing, and Johnson was hurt that one time, so… I dont know. I would have to think about it.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course. There are tires to be kicked and dilligence to be due'd

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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL@ the thought of Giants "due diligence"

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 1, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll work.

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by Natto on May 1, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Premature rosterbation is premature

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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

SANCHEZ PLUS NEAL PLUS CANE 4 UGGLA!!!

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by goGSW24 on May 1, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I meant that Pablo Sanchez guy. Not Frederick.

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by goGSW24 on May 1, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

needs a bit more

We just need to trade Freddy Sanchez Velez and a low rated prospect Huff for Dan Uggla Justin Morneau and this team wins not just the West but the whole NL

Get High; Aim Higher

The money lies in the RBIs
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by hokysmksbw on May 1, 2010 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well lights out.

Later all.

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by scout6 on May 1, 2010 12:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Shes all yours, wil.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, imagining Rosie O’Donnell in a thong is a good way for a teenage boy to get rid of a “problem” when speaking in front of the class.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 1, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wear skinny jeans. Its a way to avoid the problem without having to picture Rose O Donnell in a thong.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are wise.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 1, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

what are skinny jeans anyway?

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by jctGamer on May 1, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just jeans that are tight

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure I'm the only HS kid in America

who doesn’t own any jeans

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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Youre in high school???

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 1, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

...yeah

for another few weeks

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by Gobroks on May 1, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: In a Fight Between Rosie Palm and Rosie O'Donnell, Who Would Win?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

who is Rosie Palm?

by wilriv21 on May 1, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not the viewers.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t read through this thread, and I’m not about to start so I can see if anyone else has mentioned this… Just consider this me getting something off my chest…

Is it just me or does Zito give the worst damn interviews of all time?

For all I care, he can punch the interviewer in the face or start licking the camera… So long as he continues to pitch like this, I’m good! I’ll take a sub-1.00 WHIP any day!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on May 1, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

He acts gunshy in interviews

Like he’s afraid of saying anything wrong. I might feel that way too after everything I’ve been through over the last couple of years.

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by Goofus on May 1, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really remember him

ever being that animated in interviews.

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by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do

With the A’s, I can remember him being totally off the wall and going off on tangents unrelated to baseball. He was actually very interesting. He also had fun riffing on Mulder and Hudson.

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by Goofus on May 2, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

These days, he simply looks like he’s channeling Derek Zoolander.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on May 3, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I reserve the right to remain pessimistic.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:46 AM PDT reply actions  

By the way

Happy Birthday Heimy!

NOW EAT YOUR DAMN BIRTHDAY CAKE

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:47 AM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU AND I WILL!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on May 1, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

And if I ever make it to a game this year, I expect a free T shirt.

I hope you can throw to the third deck.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I can and I will. I just need to know where you guys are sitting before the game!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on May 1, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have bleacher tickets for a game at the end of this month, but I dont think Im going to be able to go.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That will make it very difficult for me to get you a tshirt then

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on May 1, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, can you just mail it?

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait so first you ask me to throw it to the third deck, then you say you’re in the bleachers, then not going, and now you want me to mail it?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on May 1, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should probably just do all three, just to be safe.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply