Post-game thread: Zito does it again
Alternate title: "Even the Giants can hit a belt-high sinker..."
If Cardinals fans are known for being some sort of laboratory-pure breed of baseball fan, if Phillies fans are known for booing sick orphans just because, and if Padres fans are known for being Greg and Peter from Chula Vista, it’s time for Giants fans to be known for something. My contribution: Giants fans never booed the ever loving crap out of Barry Zito. And I’m not writing that to be flip. In most other cities, three seasons and $60M in, Zito wouldn’t be able to balk a runner over without hearing a cascade of boos.
Giants fans were frustrated, sure. A little disgusted at the situation, maybe. Always a little snarky, at least around these parts. And there were starts where Zito left to a chorus of boos; I don’t mean to rewrite history. But it seems like everyone was just waiting for a stretch like this -- a downright Oaklandian string of starts -- just to support Zito again. The "Ba-rry! Ba-rry!" chants do just roll off the tongue, for whatever reason. It’s as if we’ve been practicing them for a decade and a half, or something. Maybe Bizzaro-Zito will wait until August
Hands up if you saw St. Louis, Philadelphia, and Colorado on the docket and started mumbling disconcerting thoughts out loud. Maybe, just maybe...
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From Jaymee Sire
Brian Wilson tweaked a groin in BP and that’s why he didn’t come in for the save. Team will reevaluate tomorrow.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
“A groin”? How many does he have?
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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Many.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Left and Right groin muscles i believe.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
like fifty fucking dicks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
shit i haven't watched it in awhile
“thirty goddamn dicks”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Of course, what else is a dick for?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
tweaking
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
There’s no way I’m clicking on that with that setup.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 30, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s the video my Matt Cain sig is from!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IT'S HISTORICAL
IT’S ABOUT THE BIRTH OF OUR NATION
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/hates delivery room videos
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Umm, it's like 12 different kinds of awesome.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
ikr
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
wow that is hilariouss
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
ssssSSSSS
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He once held an opponent’s wife’s hand…
…in a jar of acid
…at a party
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
so random
killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WOWWWW
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
What about “Sodom and Gomorrah” by the same guys?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg&feature=related
Thing C
Yeah I’m pretty sure that’s the same guy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
sorry!
I misread the question
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
(let me watch it)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FOOTBATHS! YES!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So divine.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This is amazing.
I have surrendered to its awesomeness.
by Every6thDay on Apr 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
A cock of dicks
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
It was from the epic post game thread
Howie found a new definition for cock…“small pile” or something to that effect
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
This video was literally
50% of the reason I applied to George Washington University
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
If you love GW
Check out Neely’s “Dear Readers: Wizard People.” He does a narration of the whole movie of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone that’s just downright hilarious, and extremely vulgar.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
A ridiculous number of you have never seen this. This is several years old!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
HAY GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SCHFIFTY FIVE VIDEO????
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
If Howie can have multiple crotches
Wilson can have more than one groin.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 1, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions
crybating
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
GIS james ransone ken park
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I ENJOYED THE WAY THAT GAME UNFOLDED
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Giant's April MVP
Barry Zito’s socks
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I like Good Zito. Let's keep him
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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CURSE WORDS!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
V A P O R S
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Keep it up Zeets! Sad I missed the game.

Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
:-)
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
It's because I hugged him at the Strikeouts for Troops party last year.
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:-)
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I love Power Rangers.
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
WE R VR
Troopers. Three. Virtual Reality.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Maybe Saban should put you on the payrole?
Nick, or Lou?
this season is all over but the next 130 games
suck it NL West
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Zito
4-0 1.53 WTF
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
Wow grant
it’s almost like you saw this coming or something.
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Again
Yay Cheap save for my Pokemonz!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, that was certainly something!
…I guess…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not kidding
my roomates are watching alvin and the chimpmunks: the squeakual. wtf.
Oh yeah, they’re male.
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Oh lord. That was horrible (I have little kids, so I at least have an excuse).
Are they high?
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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
no
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Great movie. seen it 82 times so far. (it’s my daughter’s favorite ….)
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That dickhead from Chuck is in that movie. I saw him in the paper the other day with a Dodger hat on
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Isn't he the dickhead from My Name is Earl?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
The guy from Earl is Jason Lee. This guy was only in the second one.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 1, 2010 6:27 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Jason Lee: former pro skateboarder
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…and Scientologist.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 1, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he still is.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
There went my crush in Zach Levy.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
what the hell
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The first one was better.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And fuck you Colorado 25-man roster
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
MOLINA'S AVERAGE IS DROPPING IN THE CLEAN-UP SPOT!
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Great game guys.

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
by lmaozedong on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
LOL. That Rockie is really getting in there.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Juan Uribe mistaken for left field wall
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Tea bagged
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
aahahahahahahaha!!!
that’s too good!
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
nice 2 meet u
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
HOT
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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That picture reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3q8M3wqtHI
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
no way dude
not clicking on a link under that pic either…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
UUUUUU
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants.
Face-fucking the NL West since realignment.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
TEA PARTYING
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
HAWT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
a/s/l?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
best
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I love your username
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Isn't he beautiful

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Truth is, I can’t stand those jeans.
Looked good on Dallas Braden, though.
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
At the Strikeout for Troops event?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. And for the record, I did not know he was some MLB pitcher when I was waiting outside for it to open and he walked by and I checked out his ass.
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He does have a nice looking ass.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don't walk on his mound.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not A-Rod.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
lol A-rod walks on other guys’ mounds
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
While dressed up like a centaur
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
There might be something wrong with that.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
clip clop goes the centaur
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ow.
Sounds uncomfortable.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Zeet's Thinking ....
“Huh, so THAT’S what being 4-0 feels like ….”

lol.
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
beaded necklace
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
pukka shells?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
another picture with pukka shells ....

LOL! he must collect them.
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He just won the CY in this picture
And back in 2002, bedhead and pukka was … amusing on athletes.
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
tokin before timmy made it spectable
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Children's liquid cold, allergy medicine recalled
OT…but important if you have lil munchkins running around…
More than 40 over-the-counter infant’s and children’s liquid medications are being recalled in the United States and 11 other countries because they don’t meet quality standards.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/04/30/national/w194550D84.DTL&tsp=1#ixzz0meSpENfg
Yikes! Although at this point, I’ve stopped giving my kids cold/allergy medicine in general after that last round of recommendations. I should go check, just in case.
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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks. Just tossed 2 things because of that. Much appreciated
by Giant_in_la_area on Apr 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
also, there’s a big oil slick
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Barry Zito is inexplicably awesome
The thing is, he is.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
I don't feel bad any more
for thinking that Zito just felt like he belonged on the Giants when they first signed him.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Flem and Kruk are sharing mics!
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GROIN PULL
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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not seeing a postgame on TV, KNBR?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
They don’t televise the postgame when the game is on NBC.
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FU NBC
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Jimenez is pitcher of the month, I’m sure.
But Zito
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
woops…But zito is such a surprise and has exceeded expectations so much. It would be nice to see him get it.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitcher of my heart.
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or, you know, lincecum
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The curse of expectations.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
can't finish games
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
0.79 ERA and 5 wins?
Yeah Jimenez will get it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WINZ
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy confirms he's been looking for an excuse to install Molina in cleanup since opening day
“I talked to Huff and Mark. Today I’m going to tweak it a little bit,” Bochy said. “Bengie gives us a right-handed bat between Pablo and Huff. He did a good job there last year. I’ve been looking at this all month. I thought about it on the day off and I’m going to tweak it.”
1. .285 OBP is doing a great job for the Giants last year.
2. He’s been thinking about doing this the whole month. We’re still in April. That means he’s been wanting to do this since opening day.
3. 
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Only a matter of time
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bork and Bindy?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL PEOPLE SAYING HE ISN'T A BAD MANAGER
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
“When (Molina) plays, he’ll bat fourth, fifth or sixth, but right now, I want him in the cleanup spot.”
/bangs head
FREE BUSTER POSEY
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
"When (Molina) plays, he’ll bat fourth,fifthfourth orsixthfourth, but right now, I want him in the cleanup spot."
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
if there's any chance that Molina is an important factor in the development of the starters
then I say, he’s ok with me. Posey can wait.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a huuuuge difference between Molina playing on the team and Molina batting clean-up.
And also, Molina’s defense has gotten kinda crappy. I’m sure the developing pitchers would prefer someone who could block pitches.
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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This
Bengie in 6th, 7th, 8th, can still “mentor” the pitchers / be Timmy’s big lumpy blankie or whatever, and not have to be the pivotal batter in the lineup.
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
he could also do it on the bench
and mentor Posey between innings.
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by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Sixth is actually the best spot for him. If you bat him seventh or eighth and he gets on base, the pitcher can’t bunt him over. Of course I’d rather him hitting there and killing one run rallies than batting cleanup and killing big innings. I was actually relieved last night when he popped out with first and second nobody out. I was that sure he was going to hit into a DP.
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Why can't a reporter ask him
What do you exactly mean by “he did a good job there last year?”
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20 HRs! 80 RBIs!
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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
They aren’t particularly intelligent at baseball management either.
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Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
exactly
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
THE GIANTS SCORED FIVE RUNS THEREFORE BENGIE MOLINA WILL BE THE CLEANUP HITTER FOREVER
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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HIS BA IS DROPPING ALREADY!
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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Who had April 30th as the day Molina would return to the clean up spot?
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Bochy is full of shit too. He didn’t do it as a knock at Huff and DeRosa, yet he does it the day after Huff has an awful day with runners all over the bases.
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by rxmeister on May 1, 2010 6:40 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Bochy confirms he's been looking for an excuse to install Molina in cleanup since opening day
Molina and Huff hitting 4-5? Ouch. Well, Huff will strike out some, but Molina… “good contact hitter”, i.e. “double play machine.”
It’s REALLY amusing to me how Uribe is a #7 hitter according to Bochy while Molina is a cleanup guy. Their numbers this season and throughout their career have been as identical as two players could be—except Molina is older (AND WISER GAIZ VETREN RBIZ COUNT 4MOAR) while Juan Uribe is still in his prime.
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by Giant Voodoo on May 1, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Man, this is really weird...
It’s getting to the point where Zito makes a start, and I’m actually expecting him to perform WELL. 2 years ago, I wouldn’t have EVER guessed that would happen, but he’s just making it look natural. This is amazing. We’ve got 4 top of the line starters on one team.
And Matt Cain
I KID I KID
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
it's an "aha" moment isn't it?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
RIP LOL ZITO
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It's fucking awesome
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
subject line

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
By the way:
Fuck you PR
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by Rox the Casbah on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
who cares what Rockies fans think
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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
More they were posting the option for no and not for yes. Urging the rest of the board to do so.
That’s pretty fucked up.
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Good Christian men
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing it’s a poll that means absolutely nothing.
If they care enough to be douchebags about it, let them stew in their own douchebaggery.
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79% said NO
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Colorado is full
of assholes. This doesn’t surprise me much.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
....FOX
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
+1,000,000
It’s bad enough they make Extra Innings worthless, but preventing the home team from airing if they want to is pretty FUBAR.
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by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions
at bat FTW
I’ll be driven around working. Awesome.
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be at the game!
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JEALOUS!
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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOO
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
/JEALOUS
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring some runs for Cain!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s alright, it’s great to do yardwork while listening to the game
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
No worries, I have MLB.tv!
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HA HA HA
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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lol you
mlb.tv is blacked out too, bro.
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The company concedes that misspellings, emoticons and nuanced sarcasm cannot be taken into account in the analysis.
Thankfully, no one is ever sarcastic on the internet. Great work, guys. ;-)
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Well then that means they didn’t measure McC!
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No, they did measure McC. They came away with the impression that Bochy was a great manager and Sabean was a great GM.
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by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's time.
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He's pitching better than #2
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Evidence?
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but his xFIP!!!!!
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LOL NERD
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
What's the difference between FIP and xFIP?
there’s a huge disparity
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
xFIP normalizes HR rate
Zito has not allowed a HR yet
therefore his xFIP will be much higher than his FIP
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I see
so if someone has given up wayy more HRs than normal or wayy fewer, their xFIP will reflect what a “normal” rate would be?
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
There’s been discussion as to whether it penalizes Giants pitchers or not, since AT&T seems to suppress home run rates.
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It isn’t normalized to park?
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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I don't believe so
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interesting
I’ll clutch my spreadsheets with FIP on them, thank you NERDDD.
IDK, it doesn’t seem like zito is all the sudden going to start giving up crazy HRs left and right, so I do think the high xFIP is a little unfair.
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I think it’s a bit silly because if just one of his earned runs had come on a HR instead of whatever it came on, his xFIP would be much lower.
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Yeah, that's what I was thinking
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This is kind of the idea with SSS and stats, right?
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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
pretty much
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I have a problem accepting a stat
…that’s penalizing a pitcher for not giving up HRs.
I’ll side with Kruk and say that Zito’s location, movement and mixing of speeds is making it hard for hitters to square the ball up.
Like bondslegend said, he doesn’t look like a pitcher that’s going to start giving up gopher balls left and right.
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Zito is a flyball pitcher who was prone to it throughout last season, particularly early on. It’s more like the stat is penalizing him for not getting beaten, since it’s basically saying that he SHOULD be giving them up. It’s why I have mixed feeling about a lot of sabermetric stats… they don’t take into account mixing pitches or pitch selection, or many of the finer points of what makes a pitcher successful. Only what happens when the ball is put in play.
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Well, it’s not penalizing him for not giving them up. It’s saying that, given his flyball rate, he should have given up more than he has.
That said, I’m not a big fan of xFIP so I’m not going to try too hard to defend it.
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My problem with xFIP is that Giants pitchers tend to give up a lower HR/FB% than most other staffs. It’s likely a function of the park, but it is what it is. You can’t just assume 10% when, in reality, a lower percentage of fly balls go for homers at AT&T.
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I guess it makes sense to use it if you’re a fan of another team thinking about trading for/signing a Giants pitcher, but if we’re talking about someone who’s likely to pitch the rest of the year (or the next several years), I don’t think one should punish the player for playing at AT&T.
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The whole point of stats like FIP and tRA is to strip out conditions such as park, defense, luck..etc.
What Zito’s xFIP is saying : “based on limited sample size on Barry Zito and how other players have done in the past with similar stats in the past, we believe Barry Zito should regress to the mean to this level of performance once he starts giving up home runs.”
Once more data becomes available, xFIP will adjust as compensate “oh, I see he is maintaining his performance now, let me adjust my regression model.”
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I like park-adjusted FIP
For the three components. Alas, I’m too lazy to calculate them myself.
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Jponry’s brother >:(
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WTF was up with the fan on the field?
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I remember looking over just as he came out of the stands and was tackled in the Giants bullpen. One guy had him pinned down and it almost looked like he was in a headlock. It just stayed that way for over a minute until police came in from the left field gate. He was squirming around for a bit until they finally got him in cuffs and got him out of there, to a chorus of boos. He appeared to be yelling back to the fans as he was led away.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
What a dipshit. Amusing that he got tackled five feet onto the field though.
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by troymccluresf on Apr 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
They got him quick. I sat toward the back of that section and noticed the security tackling him. And what an idiot to do it on a Friday. He’ll be in county jail until Monday.
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He sure picked a good section to run out of, right where security stands.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, College night.
nod nod nod
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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
And once again, the fucktards not paying attention to the game, trying to get a wave going while Zito’s pitching. At least it looked like it died before it could make it all the way across. THIS IS NOT L.A., PEOPLE!
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We were screaming “THIS IS NOT ANAHEIM!”
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we also would have accepted, "THIS IS NOT OAKLAND"
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Banned
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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The wave is awesome..
watching at the beach.
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dude, the wave died in like ’95.
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The best part about the wave is when I punch you in the face for doing it.
Don’t do the fucking wave.
Thing C
by markdash on Apr 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
IS THIS ANOTHER TEST??
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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if there’s a monkey on the jumbotron.
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Banned!
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 1, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL jon must be smashed
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The Aves are out. The Nuggets are out.
Let’s hammer these Rockies.
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by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
So Zito is now awesome, and I think Juan Uribe is my 2nd favorite position player…and that no longer sounds weird in my head, either.
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This
uribe is the biggest 180 I’ve ever made on a player
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I still didn’t like him much coming into the season, but he has one me over in a BIG way. He’s probably my second favorite position player now (behind Sandoval). And if Schierholtz keeps playing like he has, he may just overtake him, something else I never would have forseen happening. Zito good, Schierholtz and Uribe productive. As someone else said, it’s a brave new world…
Yeah I'm starting to change my view on him
Dude has been legit
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"starting"?!
after last year? He earned it last year, and hasn’t done anything this year to make us think he won’t continue..
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I initially didn't like the re-signing
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Juan has been my second favorite position player for awhile.
His ‘look’ tonight solidified that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Aubrey Huff’s defense is really growing on me. I just like that guy.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I’ve always liked Zito, so 2007-2008 was very difficult for me; but Uribe is now someone I like very much and Huff is definitely growing on me.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I can really like him until he slugs over .450
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL 1B
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
In a week or two
I would like to see something like
Rowand CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff 1B
Sandoval 3B
DeRosa LF
Uribe SS
Molina C
Schierholtz RF
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
"sanchez 2B"
whaa?! Who’s that?!
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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
This is actually a pretty decent lineup
Schierholtz RF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Uribe SS
Huff 1B
DeRosa LF
Rowand CF
Molina C
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Schierholtz leadoff and Uribe cleanup is iffy to me.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Bunt him over! LOL
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
better line up this order
torres/schierholtz LF
sanchez 2B
panda 3C
molina/posey C
huff 1B
derosa RF
uribe/renteria SS
rowand CF
velez and downs sent to “Quadruple A”
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
MOLINA CLEANUP?!?
What do they teach the McCoven newbs these days?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
RIBEYES
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions
???
DeRosa is on a mini slump…at least he has a better professional approaches to the plate and better defense…wilriv21 do you even watch the games??? think before you type nonsense like that!!!
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh… did you read who wrote the comment to which you’re replying?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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the evil twin of the guy that can’t catch..
or hit
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
jonesin25* sorry dont get butt hurt wilriv27...bwahahahahah
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Sheesh.
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Did you?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
lmao I watch every game.
I was testing everyone else. Didn’t take long to get a reaction out of that one
Right…
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I don't know who Valez is
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
who is Valez, Velez sucks though
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Valez...Velez whatever I never claimed to be a fuckin english major.
No one likes the guy anyway so it doesn’t matter.
apparently you dont watch most of the games...
bandwagon fans be gone…
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, English majors are the only people with a decent grasp on spelling.
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I was wondering why I couldn’t spell anything, and then I realized: TI AWS YM ENGENEARING DUGREY!!!!!!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
heh
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
BUT I TOOK FRENCH??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
HOWEVER .... I will always <3 Velez for this

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
i love Velez's Sanfran"cic"so jersey...heheheh
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez is also the guy who hit the chopper that Tulo injured himself on. We’ll always have that,
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 1, 2010 6:58 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I think it's
San Fran “sic” so
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I like Uribe.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe is the cleanup hitter
if we had a manager with a brain
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I don’t know about that.
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you thinking Freddy Sanchez when he gets back?
by Into the Void on Apr 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

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I’m very particular about building codes.
And this water tower does not pass muster!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No jet pack for Pablo?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
For British Eyes ONLY
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I’d rather have Panda batting cleanup.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
This
With some OBP guys in front of him. Huff and DeRosa perhaps?
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
This this
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Players of the game
Kruk: Panda
Jon: Huff
David B.:UUUUUUU!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
And Kuip picks Zito?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
(phantom Kuip)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yes
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Phantom Kuip
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
where is kuip?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Day off.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
NOT A GAMER
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
he's a phantom, keep up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The guys are praising my boy's defense :D
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SF GIANTS
leading MLB in hitting
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
lol..just saw this on mlb.com and then they say on radio
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Royals are second.
10th in wOBA!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
And it can only better
since Sanchez has BATTING TITLEZ. Therefore it is not only sustainable, but we should improve.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
LOLWHAT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
12th in runs :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Huff stayed in for the ninth inning tonight.
I think it’s becoming very clear that Ishikawa really doesn’t have a role on this team.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Thank goodness
I wish the guy well, but he is a waste of a valuable roster spot.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
+1000000000000000000000000000
Can never have enough backup 1B…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Bochy realizes he got kind of screwed last game with Ishikawa in the game over Huff in extra innings
Which I think will lead to RIP “9-F”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL@ Bochy realizing ANYTHING
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
so is there any way it's ishi that goes for Rowand?
LOL BOWKER
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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch Rowand get activated and Posey called up to be the right-handed 1B and backup C. I’m not saying I like it, just saying it’s going to happen.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ishikawa can kick rocks!!!!
sandovol can play 1B, derosa 3B, Uribe or renteria SS, and unfortunately bowker in RF
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
actually Torres > Bowker for RF spot
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Bowker is a better player.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
IAWTC
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm
This is one of those situation where I would rather start Bowker, but if the choice was between Bowker or Torres as a 4th or 5th OF, I would pick Torres.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure. The better players get starts and the generally worse are backups. It fits Torres’ skill set, too.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I hate all the touchy-feely non-stats stuff
But am I the only one that thinks that Torres knows how to be a backup, ready at a moments notice, kind of player; while Bowker needs to know that he has a secure job in which he can get comfortable and not worry about losing it?
We tend to dismiss this type of thing, but human behavior is part of the skillset that leads to the outcomes (numbers), and while I think Bowker has a higher ceiling than Torres, he just doesn’t appear to be able to touch it, which if true, is really unfortunate for him, the Giants, and us. I would still like to see him given ample time to succeed or fuck up, but I don’t think that is going to happen with Nate and his .436 BABIP (oh, and LOL people who want to see him bat leadoff).
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yeah I agree with this
Bowker needs consistent AB’s while Torres is a back up OF.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
and if Padres fans are known for being Greg and Peter from Chula Vista
I LOLed.
"i’ll tell you what. you should take a class in economics. a lost is a lost. it is bad investment no matter how you turn it which ever way. pure and simple. it is call common sense and no class can teach you that." -John Q. Public
+1
Grant brought out his best work for the Rockies series…that quote and the collective soul & Billy Sadler references in the preview. He had to be focused and he was focused.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Esmil Rogers tomorrow for Colorado
Please don’t get dominated by a rookie…
CAINer?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha! look at these kids before they were All-Stars!

probably at their first interview ever!!
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt looks pudgy. Heehee.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
hee chubby Matt
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Wut.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
not that there's anything wrong with that.....
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I for one graduated cum laude from this school.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds perfectly normal to me…
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
GROIN STRAIN?
does the normally become a DL stint?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
Sounds like one of those nagging injuries that last way too long.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
go back downstairs!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I was actually downstairs all night tonight.
Sadly it was at a friends house with no TV. =(
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 30, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
hope the friend was worth it
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
In my personal experience, it’s a 2-5 day deal unless it’s serious. My guess is Wilson will be back by Tuesday.
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Wilson felt his groin and said it’s fine; er, Wilson said his groin felt fine after the game, doesn’t see it as a problem.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s also my experience that it’s also one of those that catch up with you the next morning. Not that there’s anything wrong if he feels fine. If it’s not bad, it’s not bad.
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This just in
can of corn says Wilson’s groin feels fine!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
hankschulman Wilson says his groin felt fine after the game. “I don’t see this as a problem.”
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Wilson's groin =/= Fred Lewis
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
He's playing in Canada
so no one knows
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Maple syrup
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Damn them and their hockey teams!!!

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
McCoven’s favorite singer, Geddy Lee from Rush, sings on “Take Off” from Bob & Doug McKenzie.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL The Story I Don't Know

/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
HUGE image is HUGE
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dude, it's a Rush poster
They don’t get any smaller.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
omg
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 1, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions
You can say that again
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
take off
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Tim’s reaction to Uribe’s single was awesome.
Bouncing around the dugout!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Mascot Timmy!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
he looked like a 5 year old with ADHD
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Pro-tip: All 5 year olds seem to have ADHD
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah it was rather hilarious, we need a GIF of it
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
tee-hee!!
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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I was waiting for Big Time Timmy Jim to bust out these moves in the dougout.....

(p.s. Thanks to Sofa King Mike for this hilarious .gif day-brightener).
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dougout?

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I <3 Retrojunk.com
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whoops!!!
I mean **dugout. Forgive me, I’m stoned right now. ;^P
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The way Zito is pitching
you would think he is making an average of $19 million a year through 2014 instead of just a measly $18 million.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
He needs a raise.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
lets not get crazy now..
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO CRAZY
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
60 mil is not enough?
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
\o
I still think he should have, but with the knowledge that Wilson was unavailable, I guess I’m fine with keeping him in the extra inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
pulled on his groin too much, apparently
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ve all been there before.
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I think it's catching up to me as I'm sure I now need glasses.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Young Wanker
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That's an insult in England
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
batting practice
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
'bating practice?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff school
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He needs to become the Mastur
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
i broke his arm after he gave up a 3 run lead
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'm in this line too
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
o/
Even knowing the outcome I still believe so.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was in favor of keeping him in
Dude has been pitching with a set of Giant brass balls.
He earned the right to get back out there and I would hope there’s enough trust between Bochy and his starters that they’ll be honest if asked how they’re feeling.
For all the shit Bochy gets around here and all the questionable lineups, I very much like the way he handles pitchers. My guess is it went something like this:
- He and Rags discussed how Zito was looking in the 7th
- He or Rags asked Bengie how Zito looked
- He or Rags asked Zito how he felt and if he had enough left in the tank to go back out there
He put him back in there, but had the bullpen ready to warm up on a moment’s notice.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
by Goofus on May 1, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Benji Molina = Bob Brenly
best Giants pitching staff ever!
by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Apr 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Molina has never been at Brenly’s level. And at least spell the guy’s name right if you’re going to give him props.
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He's thinking of this Benji

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what's nice
Even if Zito were pitching awfully, which he isn’t, his contract would STILL be better than 5 years/125 million for age 32-37 Ryan Howard.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Thank you, philadelphia
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Meet your new cleanup hitter
same as the old
more pop than most catchers
by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Apr 30, 2010 11:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
yeah i like huff in the 5th spot and molina cleanup
huff came through today. he was on base 4 out of 4 times, i guess he is more comfortable in the 5th spot, less pressure to produce
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo is the only person on this team qualified to hit cleanup
They should stack 1-2-3 with tablesetters and use Uribe to protect Pablo.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
The problem is
Pablo’s probably the only guy qualified to hit 3rd too
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
♥
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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
being fairly new here, I at least feel as though I actually know somewhat what I’m talking about.
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Famous last words
Before you start all over with a new user name…
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i didn’t finish.. if I don’t I don’t I keep my mouth shut and learn..
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
See, you’re unraveling already.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 30, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
completely composed, not unraveled in the least.
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The thing is, you have to be focused.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
He was focused. It happened.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
DUDE! CALM DOWN!
There’s no need to freak out!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Dude drinks way too much pop
Even compared to other catchers yeah
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
+1
needs to switch to club soda… drinking 3 or 4 1L bottles of Mountain Dew every morning are messing with his girlish figure.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I fucking hate these kinds of people
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Was this supposed to be a haiku?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
ishikawa and velez are a waste of roster space..
i cant wait till sanchez and rowand come back off the DL
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions
So Huff’s great grab in the first inning didn’t make top plays in a night that included cricket and Jerry Stackhouse singing the national anthem, but EY’s flailcatch at the left field wall came in at number 3.
Dude didn’t even break his face. NOT A GAMER.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
and that’s ESPN in a nutshell.
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WINFIELD
“the additional of Bowker adds veteran presence to that lineup”
lolwut
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Although Baseball Tonight gave an incredible stat
Opposing hitters are 0-35 this season against Barry Zito’s Curveball.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Oh snap.
That is pretty freaking nuts
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that bender was video game like tonight.
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito tonight

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
That is "licechangeup" territory
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Maybe Bochy watches ESPN and will now give Bowker PT
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Well Velez was supposed to go in
but when someone tossed his glove he dropped it.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
subject line

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Which now?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That’s MLB 2K10.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I kinda figured, given the Mauer shirt, but somehow I haven’t seen it yet.
The baseball commercial I really like right now is the Sunday Night Baseball spot with Joe Mauer and Hanley Ramirez on the couch, calling pitches.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
awesome commercial
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Took me a while to figure it out, but he’s wearing a Marlins shirt, and… Well, batting average, and all.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
"It's not that it's annoying or anything, it's just that I hate it. A lot"
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
believe it is a MLB 2000K or something.
King Felix is talking I will throw this pitch, I then will throw this pitch and then this pitch.
Kendry sez I will sit on your FB. It looks like a grapefruit.
Right
2k10
And it was morneu who said the grapefruit thing in a different commercial…
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I was at the game and they won! Some guy in my section tried to rush the field and got taken down hard by security/the cops. Awesome!! It cause the pitcher to delay and then the go ahead run came in. Yay!!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL your section.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
idk if he was in my section but i’ll be honest i’ve been drinking since 4
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a pretty young age to start drinking.
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oh i’m half german
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
uhhh hey there!
how YOU doin?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
"I went 11 years without a drink"
“what happened”
“turned 12”
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
These beefsteaks are tender.
And the exuberance?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Barry Zito
Bad ass mother fucker
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 30, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions
Question: was Zito really that good tonight? He looked ok but not great and the gun had him in the 70’s for a lot of pitches but it was kinda hard to tell from where I was sitting how on his pitches were. He got good strikeouts in key situations but, again, I was drinking and trying to explain baseball to a friend of mine so everything’s kind of a blur
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions
drinking and explaining do not mix well.
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Apr 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell that to my proctologist.
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eh, i did ok. some guy in my section commented on how much i knew about baseball and the farm system. Thank you MCC for that.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
With me it’s more like the explaining follows the drinking.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
He was pretty on. There were a handful of bad calls by the ump too, but Zito pitched through them admirably.
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That’s good to hear. I don’t want him to start regressing.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah-Zito worked Marquez's strike zone very well
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Yeah he was pretty on.
his curve was cartoonish tonight with ridiculous movement.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This.
Is what I was just about to say.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I went to the Tweetup tonight and got to watch BP from the warning track in triples alley. Timmy and The Thrill were shagging balls in RF and throwing balls to people near us. Affeldt’s panel discussion was semi-cool. Brian Murphy recognized me and called me by my Twitter name. On a microphone. In front of a hundred or more strangers. I’m embarassed to be me today.
Saw Heimy25 but he was busy so I couldn’t get in his face and yell “Eat your damn eggroll!”
A huge fight broke out in our section (314) and several Giants and Rockies fans got thrown out.
The Bar-ry chant is getting kind of played out. Cain, for example, wouldn’t get a chant for the same performance because no one’s surprised when he does well. But I still love Barry. Also, he’s hot.
by kdl on Apr 30, 2010 11:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
“Cain” doesn’t lend itself well to a chant like “Bar-ry” does though.
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co-cain
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
LO-SER! LO-SER!
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by satyricrash on May 1, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cain-ie
/bork’d
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Agreed about the Barry chant. Everyone was trying to make it happen but unless its a critical moment, it all ends up sounding like noise. It only works were everyone is thinking and feeling exactly the same thing at the same time.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 30, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It worked a lot better in his last start against the Cardinals.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, i think there was more of a “moment” there. In this game there were several times that the crowd tried to start it but no moment where everyone was just on their feet, in unison, as one kind of moment.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Heimy was giving out t-shirts to our section, but I didn’t want to yell out, “Dude, I know you from the Internet!”
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by rightcenterfielder on May 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey! I was the guy one section over yelling ‘Goddamn it Heimy, how about a little help over here?’ and waving my glove.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I would totally yell that. I would bring a sign in fact.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I've looked for you
But haven’t seen you. Our section in front of the press box never gets love. I think Lou Seal come over once when I was there.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I’ll be at the game again today. Not sure why your section isn’t ever assigned though…
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Actually, I won't be there today
I’ll let you know when, though. Maybe for my Goofus Jr’s birthday (8/9) you could throw him a bone…or a shirt.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I didn’t know it was you until the t-shirt giveaway started. If I see you around again, and you’re not being mobbed, I’ll say hi.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 1, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I kept trying to, but you seem very busy and important. ;)
by kdl on May 1, 2010 6:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't think Zito's really hot
Sanchez most def. though…
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I’m confused
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
/salivates over thought of Giants possessing a legitimate power hitter.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Wow Josh Smoker and Colten Willems
to failed Nats prospects. Also I’d like to see Nick Liles get some more reps in the field. Also nice to see both members of the LTP family get some DINGERZ
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
gah
totwo failed
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
and RIBEYEZ
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully they both hit light towers
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Yeah they will
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Your 2013 San Francisco Giants!
1B Tommy Joseph
2B Matt Downs
SS Brandon Crawford
3B Pablo Sandoval
LF John Bowker
CF Nate Schierholtz
RF Roger Kieshnick
C Buster Posey
I got lazy with the outfielders. Still, something to dream about when Rowand’s gone…
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
LOL Neal
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Oh right
How did I completely forget about him. Put him in Center, Nate to right, let’s assume Bowker gets traded for cash at some point.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Neal in center??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Goddam, I fucked up again
Had him mentally confused with Ford.
NEAL IN LEFT. NATE CENTER. KIESHNICK RIGHT.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
/these nerbs have game
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
But where is BROCK BOND?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
And another two hits for Brandon Belt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Holy shit. I need to read up on this guy.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s at the point where if he goes 2-5 (.400) in a game, his average will go down.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He makes hearts melt.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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He’s twelve stories high and made of radiation.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit. What is he batting?
And I didnt realize Robinson Cano is still batting .400. Damn.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
.438/.519/.703
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He was born on 4/20!
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That’s Bondsian right there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That past Bondsian. Past anyone-ian.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
In 2004, Bonds hit .362/.609/.812 for a full season. That never gets not goofy.
by Grant Brisbee on May 1, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
He prefers to be called “Barry”.
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Jesus would have a higher OPS
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 1, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I am reminded of Steve Buscemi.

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Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Woah, didn’t realize the SJ Giants got new unis
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
but do you have a cat????
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
You watch PAD?
I like that show. Best thing on TV at 2am.
My Son.
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WOW
Giants organizational sweep tonight
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions
Slightly OT
For those of you (like me) who weren’t completely sold on the orange jerseys, they definitely look better live. Not distracting at all and the color isn’t’ such a blinding orange.
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by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 12:13 AM PDT reply actions
I mean, I felt the same way, but I’m telling you it looks totally normal live. At least from my perspective.
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by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Smashing Pumpkins!

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Same here they were legit
noe they’re back and by “they’re” I mean Billy and a bunch of other guys who call themselves “smashing pumpkins”
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what your saying is
you have been drinking since 4 and something that you saw sober suddenly looks acceptable?
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by Giant Voodoo on May 1, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, especially 87 and 89… those teams sucked.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
And they look really good with striped high socks
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yes. I was very excited to see Uribe wearing the stripey socks too. They looked good!
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by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I can’t beleive
A) only two Giants are wearing them. Didn’t the whole rotation rock the high socks last year?
2) they don’t sell them at the Dugout Store. I’d totally wear those to the yard.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 1, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll give in to superstition and agree with this for the moment.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 1, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I kinda like the orange Fridays…
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I disagree. I think orange should be used in small doses to start with, and these look like they’ve been sitting in the sun for a year.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 1, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
FOR THOSE WHO WERE WONDERING
My brother had a good time at the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 1, 2010 12:14 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Excellent.
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When does he post bail?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Then I’m guessing he was not the guy who got taken out by my section. That guy did not have a good night.
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by Prussian Creole on May 1, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Baggs commentor
Giants will contend all year long. We just need to trade Freddy Sanchez and a low rated prospect for Dan Uggla and this team wins not just the West but the whole NL
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Marlins will be falling all over themselves to do that!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
the Marlins are a terrible defensive team. All teams want a good hitting team however pitching and defense wins games
Sure, I’ll buy that they might want to upgrade defensively
…I don’t think Freddy Sanchez and his two gimp knees are the droids they’re looking for.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hanley has been average-ish at SS the last two years, I don’t think they need to move him. He’s off to a poor start defensively this year, mind you, but SSS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have watched portions of a few of their games. Terrible defense. Move Ramirez to 3b, 2b OF. They need a solid defender at SS. Uggla is not solid. Cantu is not solid. etc
There’s no question they are a bad defensive team. But they would be better off replacing Uggla and Cantu (two waaaay below-average defenders) than they would be replacing Hanley.
Though moving him to third or second and getting a plus plus defensive shortstop could help.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I believe Maybin is their CF
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Rowand for Hanley Ramirez is a great idea.
by Into the Void on May 1, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
STOP SITTIN ON UR HANDS SABES
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Well I don't think he can be traded until he comes off the DL
With injury concerns and such we might have to throw in Todd Wellemeyer to get them to take the deal.
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No deal then.
Not after the way Wellemeyer pitched last outing.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
What if the Marlins throw in Mike Stanton and Josh Johnson?
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Well prospects are never a sure thing, and Johnson was hurt that one time, so… I dont know. I would have to think about it.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Of course. There are tires to be kicked and dilligence to be due'd
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LOL@ the thought of Giants "due diligence"
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 1, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That’ll work.
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Premature rosterbation is premature
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SANCHEZ PLUS NEAL PLUS CANE 4 UGGLA!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
And I meant that Pablo Sanchez guy. Not Frederick.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
needs a bit more

We just need to tradeFreddy SanchezVelez anda low rated prospectHuff forDan UgglaJustin Morneau and this team wins not just the West but the whole NL
Get High; Aim Higher
The money lies in the RBIs
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Well lights out.
Later all.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Shes all yours, wil.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, imagining Rosie O’Donnell in a thong is a good way for a teenage boy to get rid of a “problem” when speaking in front of the class.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I wear skinny jeans. Its a way to avoid the problem without having to picture Rose O Donnell in a thong.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Just jeans that are tight
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure I'm the only HS kid in America
who doesn’t own any jeans
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by greatgiantfan on May 1, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Not the viewers.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t read through this thread, and I’m not about to start so I can see if anyone else has mentioned this… Just consider this me getting something off my chest…
Is it just me or does Zito give the worst damn interviews of all time?
For all I care, he can punch the interviewer in the face or start licking the camera… So long as he continues to pitch like this, I’m good! I’ll take a sub-1.00 WHIP any day!
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
He acts gunshy in interviews
Like he’s afraid of saying anything wrong. I might feel that way too after everything I’ve been through over the last couple of years.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I don't really remember him
ever being that animated in interviews.
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by natteringnabob on May 1, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I do
With the A’s, I can remember him being totally off the wall and going off on tangents unrelated to baseball. He was actually very interesting. He also had fun riffing on Mulder and Hudson.
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I reserve the right to remain pessimistic.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:46 AM PDT reply actions
By the way
Happy Birthday Heimy!
NOW EAT YOUR DAMN BIRTHDAY CAKE
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 12:47 AM PDT reply actions
And if I ever make it to a game this year, I expect a free T shirt.
I hope you can throw to the third deck.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh I can and I will. I just need to know where you guys are sitting before the game!
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I have bleacher tickets for a game at the end of this month, but I dont think Im going to be able to go.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Hell, can you just mail it?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 1, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait so first you ask me to throw it to the third deck, then you say you’re in the bleachers, then not going, and now you want me to mail it?
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

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