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I believe in this thread!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Olivo Gianted into a Double Play!!!
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
GO THE KEVIN DURANT'S!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
SOME IMAGE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CURSE WORDS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Is this the 1337 thr3ad?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ph3ar the thr3ad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
j00 4r3 n0t 1337 3nuff 4 d15 thr34d
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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RALLY RAJ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'M STILL ANGRY AT MOLINA BATTING 4TH
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
ME TOO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BUT HE BATS 4TH= WE SCORE 5 RUNZ!
so get used to it
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BATTING ORDER PRESENCE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This game has been pretty effective
In preventing me from writing this paper on John Rawls.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Rawls
Done.
by Into the Void on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I have it open
But just when I start to write, the next half inning is on…
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Just write it on Lou Rawls
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I prefer when the giants are in the field for double plays
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I ENJOY THE WAY THIS GAME IS UNFOLDING
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That kid’s grilled cheese looks great, fuck you Carl’s Jr
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah
That commercial is annoying
…
Who would have thought? An annoying commercial!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"Dude, don't be smart, give in to peer pressure! That's cool."
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
?
But it’s not a grilled cheese sandwich anymore, it’s a burger with bacon.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
To a MAN, a grilled cheese sandwich is a cheeseburger, geez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SICK BURN!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, no
Strange as it seems
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
This
DOES NOT COUNT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
mmmm Bacon.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don’t get that. Now if they wanted to sell me a sandwich made with sourdough, melted cheese and yummy bacon, then sure I’d call that a grilled cheese. Otherwise it’s just a bacon burger on bread.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It's grilled, theres cheese
Are we splitting hairs here?
"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
JUGGANATE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JUGGERNATE BITCHES
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
NATE!!!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
phew, barely safe
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Schier speed!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
JUGGERNATE!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WHOA NATE
LEADOFF DOUBLEZ
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HOLY SHIT NATE IS ON FIRE
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
JUGGERNATE!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
SPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Did someone tell Young to stop diving all over the outfield?
Nate Vrooooom
NOT AT LEAD OFF THOUGH.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JUGGERNATE

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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That was all Helton. He’s right down the hitter’s throat in bunt situations. Dude plays a killer first base, and always has.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WHUT NATE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He would have looked so much better doing that with high socks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL – I was actually thinking something similar. LITERALLY!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL WUT??
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Okay that bunt did not work out
Those are the Giants I remember!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Helton is right on top of Zito
omg sports slash
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
i would not read it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I thought the Baron was the slash fan on this board
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
<_<
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Slash?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/performs National Anthem
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
A dull one.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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FAIL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
um, Nate.......
Get a larger secondary lead. and WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
i like this too
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
/scott weeps
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Rally Ray Ratto

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ray...gulp...Ratto....!??!?!
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
“Giants Fan Cam shows all the Giants fans wearing their colors tonight.”
/shows fans who aren’t wearing Giants gear
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
how does everybody feel about guys wearing the panda hats?
i see mostly girls wearing them, but i want one
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
If you want to wear it, wear it.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If you want to sing out, sing out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon…
Oh, wait.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/forest fire
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/rolls eyes at girly man
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LULZ
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I really want one.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’ve seen lots of guys wearing them too.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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im not going to hate a guy for supporting my team
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, don’t order a grilled cheese sandwich off the kid’s menu, order a cheeseburger instead.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
winner
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be a weird hat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
winner
eat a kid’s dinner
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Miller is the best
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DAMMIT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FAILLLL
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Sigh
bye bye Bowker.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bowker
Playing over Velez. I remain optimistic.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL BOWKER'S CHANCES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yep, Bowker is having better at bats "slowly but surely"
Too bad he’s been sitting so much so that it’s way slower than it should be
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
durants down by 2, 3:30 to go
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
TIE GAME AND A FOUL!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Suck it LA
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Gasol just got it stolen, OKC ball 2:41 to go, up 1
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BEAT LA! BEAT LA!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
112 db in that arena
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
UP BY THREE!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
not as loud as sac
/flex
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
OKC up one
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Been happening a lot. Since Nate is the only guy hitting doubles and he is batting 8th.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
not the score
you know what i mean
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow Thunder crowd going CRAZY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
espn
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ESPN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
109!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Tight groin.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
RX’ing it up tonight, eh?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Lacey's Almond and Chocolate Cookies.
numm
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
MORE DEAD HORSE BEATING
Okay, so Molina is doing okay in the 5/6 spots in the order. So Bochy moves him up to 4th (after fantasizing about it all month, apparently), saying his hot bat needs to be there.
But when Nate is killing it in 8th, here’s what we get (from Baggs):
“He’s having success there and I don’t want to mess with that because that’s a big spot in the order,” Bochy said.
So, success in the 5th/6th spot = moving to 4th; success in the 8th spot means you stay there?
I’M SO ANGRY.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Even more hilarious is the claim that the 8th spot is a big spot in the order
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
(Wait – that wasn’t Baggs; have too many tabs open)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
More Bochy fail
He benched Nate to start the season. Imagine if Nate’s .390 avg was taken off this team now..
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
ANGER

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That's how I could tell
/we all look alike
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
why hasnt a douchey fantasy baseball nerd cheered the failure to score there in order to preserve the Wilson save opportunity?
because I would ban them
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
because you DID ban them
thus they never existed
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Wow ....
SHITsburgh Penguins smoked Montreal Habs 6-3 tonight! damn.
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Curses. Hopefully the flyers can smite the pens in the finals
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, that was a strike earlier.
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Strikes, please
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
i hate it when guys start walking like that
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
get back in the box mora!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t think Zito’s gonna finish this inning. Anyone up in the pen yet?
And FUCK YOU, MORA.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
GET BACK TO THE DUGOUT NOW SHITHEAD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
3-1 groundout is nice
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
STFD MORA.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Uribe just looks like absolute class right now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i think he looks like mccovey in the orange unis with the 'burns
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The whole look is fantastic
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yessss
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I didn’t know he played in the English Premier League
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate scott hairston
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Getting into the Zito Danger Zone
7th inning, 100 pitch area.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hmm... with the Giants in firm control of this game, maybe I will switch channel and watch the Thunder beat the Lakers...
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
ahem
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
1 more batter, Barry
Then your done for the night and we will love you for it.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
+another 41,000
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Blow it and there will be acrimonious recriminations
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Uribe, ugly catch. Careful now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NEWSFLASH
When Rowand is activated, Bochy has narrowed down the player to be demoted – it will either be a position player or a pitcher.
No shit.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
BREAKING NEWZ
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bochy flashes the "I'm seriously clueless" sign
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Sabean winks
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/batboys breathe collective sigh of relief
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FINISH HIM, BARRY
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Zitoheat
scalding
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL 86 MPH HEAT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BARRY!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD SPILBORGHS!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
BARRY BARRY BARRY
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn





doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Winner.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
gives me a headache.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
that from the blood drain?
/viagra
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
oh god
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You can’t always get what you want.
But if you try sometimes…
STFD
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!!!!!
YAY ZITO!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
KKKKKito





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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WINNER!!
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3 Ks looking. So awesome.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I am still trying to figure out why CB is in bed?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s depressed.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Then he should have thrown off his hat, and said to hell with it all.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT’S NOT HOW DEPRESSION WORKS, GAA!
/flops on bed in tears
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s depressing that I don’t know how depression works
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch that strike Spilborghs!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Good game to watch.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK YEAH
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Zito’s offseason discovery: Portal to 2002.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
z
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Don't call it a comeback
I’ve been here for years, LL loves him some McCovey Chronicles
"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito, finishing strong!
Now for the love of God, let him be finished, Bochy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/game ends 25 minutes from now
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
i don’t even know what that is
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
BARRY"S PITCHING IS AS AWESOME AS THIS PICTURE!!

Zeets, I’m LOVING it!!!
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
I like this better

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MAGOWAN WUZ RITE!!!
/chokes Neukom to death with his bowtie and regains control of the team
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
OMGPULLZITOOMGOMGOMG!!!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that's hot
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK GASOL
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
great, back to the Giants game
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
am I the only one who is really enjoying the 2010 Giants?
These fuckers never give up!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm Baby, gotta love these fuckers!
"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I picked the wrong couple of years to be vulnerable to a heart attack
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i love them
jumping like big time timmy jim
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I like all the 2010 Giants equally
[earlier that day]
I don’t care for Eugenio.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YES!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
+109
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would you think you're the only one enjoying them?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Yes
You’re the only one ever to enjoy anything.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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wow, that fucking sucks
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ughhhhh
Collison fucked up royal
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
just got in
what happened to Renteria?
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
allergic reaction to Viagra
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He is being nice to us
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
groin pull
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resigned for the good of the team
mayor of SF thanks him for his service
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I’m voting for him for Lt. Gov just to get rid of him early. He really hasn’t done shit his second term.
Really do wish SF elected officials did more about running the city than making national statements.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Potholes? Careening streetcars and buses? We have MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
NO BOTTLED WATER FOR CITY EMPLOYEES!
Who’s unemployed?
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
exploded
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
watching hoops
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LARGE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wow, dirtbag
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Goddamn Tulo.
Fucking Molina.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL QUICK THROW BY TULO
YOU HAD ALL DAY BRO
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU TULOSHITZKI
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Fuck Gasol
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Kruk...
perhaps Bengie should try and do something about his lack of speed?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
rocket spikes?
"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuckin’ Tulo. He’s probably going to preen in the mirror over that one tonigh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NOOOO, THUNDER...
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
WTF with the hoops talk?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I really don’t care what Gasol is doing, TBH.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
AuBBreey
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OBP MACHINE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Nice ABs from Huff tonight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
True Story
I think Hamels just had his number, tbh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
oooo…I may have time to make a DvD gif…
:D
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Huff: overpriced one tool player on downside of career
aka Sabeanoid
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Cmon DeRosa
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Audrey walk with me.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
fuck the lakers
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
oh now you use a subject line.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THE LAKERS
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The would have won at home, anyway.
They gonna end this season with a loss, so whatever.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck LA
altogether
"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
its romotime
fuck you all and the horses etc
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
That looked outside…
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There’s a good reason for that.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
UH
BALL
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
I did not know
that rick Barry wore 24 in honor of Mays
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Well fuck.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
UGLY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Looks like it.
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Seriously? He’s at 107 pitches and the Giants just had a day off.
FFFUUUUUCKKKK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Put in a reliever, pull DeRosa, double switch in Downs and bat him 9th. NOT THAT DIFFICULT.
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Bochy is a babbling idiot
nobody even warming up.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Ok, this one’s on bochy.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
derosa: giant
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Ugh
Zito is pitching the 8th. I really don’t like Bork.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Well that was nice DeRosa.
Now it’s Runzler time? Or Mota time?
None of the above
HORSE, BORK!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh look,
Zito is coming back out.
(feels uneasy about this)
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Seriously?
C’mon, Bochy. You’re killing me.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
you ‘guys’ are pussies, he’s pitching hella great
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
We are passed the Zito Danger Zone
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
His command was getting iffy last inning, and he fades fast. This one baserunner bullshit is ridiculous. Let the man call it a day.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Means he will be pulled after walking someone.
FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU BBBBBBOOOOOOCCCCCCHHHHHHYYYYYY
this is not the way to fix your previous mistakes.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, putting Zito back out is a horrible idea.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
bork bork bork?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
dont worry guys
he will walk the first guy then boch will take him out
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
/lets zeets walk the first batter, then pull him
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
lol Jon had fun with that ad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He was cracking up.
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WHAT?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He was doing a little plug for that stupid grilled cheese burger and he just hammed it up and was like “MMMMmmmMMMMM!!!!!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I love him.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
you could have just responded with “YEAH!” or “OKAY”. But thanks for the effort
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
lol jon – lil jon… sorry
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT?!

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yes!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
prove these nerbs wrong, zito/bochy
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
results do not = right move
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
2 more!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Well, you guys saw what the "bullpen" did in the last game
We can’t trust them!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Bullpen warming up?
Zito’s at 110, and rather not waste another outing.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
1 more!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
late subtle sliding movement that bores in on your hands
oh my, kruk …
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
109 pitches!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Take him out
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
no way
he hasn’t thrown 130 pitches yet.
by Into the Void on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
WHYYYY
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I just switched back to this game from the Grizzlies'.
WHY IS ZITO STILL PITCHING?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Wait, only NOW he’s warming someone up???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Same thing the last couple games.
Why doesn’t he fucking learn?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Romo BEATS him
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL OH MY GOD NO ONE WAS IN THE FUCKING BULLPEN
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
WHAT THE FUK
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NO ONE WAS WARMING UP????!!?!?!?!?
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Nobody was even up in the ’pen? THE FUCK, BOCH.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh no, Zito might be getting tired!
We better send people to the bullpen!!!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
WTF I can’t believe he let Zito start the inning with 107 pitches thrown and didn’t put anyone up in the pen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BORK's brain is...
1) non-existent
2) asleep
3) on drugs
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Busy drawing hearts around the name Molina on his lineup card
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
WINNER!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
“Bruce Molina” “Bruce and Bengie Molina”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Rockies’ fans vote 79-21 percent to keep Bonds out of the Hall of Fame.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
that low?
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Rockies fans are jealous
"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice to see the RNC is expanding their polling operations into other fields.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the out!
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Hey, thanks for the out, Rockies!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
COL FEED question
Should BLB be in the HOF?
79% – NO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Grrrr
/drops bomb on Denver
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Panda is playing GREAT D this year
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
After the first three games or so, yeah.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL CARGO
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
LOL PABLO DEFENSE HATERZ
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCK YEAH SON
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
HAW HAW
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just bought me and my girlfriend a panda hat
ill let you know how it goes
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FREE OUTS
Thanks for that.
Man Panda looks good in those glasses.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Where’s Romo for Tulo?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
bork had no one warming up
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Ugh… so because he was criticized for taking out Lincecum in the last game… he’s going to hang Zito out to dry…?
Zito looks sharp
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
At least it has a cutter
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
but consistently.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BARRY
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
ZITO! ZITO! ZITO! ZITO!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
HYMNS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BARRY!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LETS GO
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BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FINISH HIM!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BARRY
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
That was a called strike earlier
Even though its not a strike.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THAT WAS STRIKE 3!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WHAT?????????
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh, come on.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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OH COME ON WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT MISS???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it didn't
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The same place that the pitch to DeRosa didn’t. Actually, it was closer than the pitch to DeRosa.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
wut
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
LOL WUT!!?!??!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
THAT WAS A STRIKE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
what the fuck
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
WHAT THE FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
fucking ump
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
THAT WAS A FUCKING STRIKE
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HEY
FUCK YOU, UMP
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Are you fucking kidding me?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Time to finish this
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
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YOU FUCKING UMP!!!
GET YOUR EYES CHECKED!!!!
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Im gonna be pissed if Tulo does something here now
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
right in the middle of the white strike zone line
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
off your knees blue
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
/nervous
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
URIBE!!!!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
URIBE!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
URIBE!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
REEEEEEEEEE=BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
RIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BARRYBARRY
BARRY
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING SOCKS!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BROTHERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING SOCKS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HELL FUCKING YEAH JAZZY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ahribe!
Way to grab that
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Fired up Zeets is FIRED UP!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
FUCKING YES URIB
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
E
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
JUAN FUCKING URIBE
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He's coming back out for the 9th
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Actually
I’d be into this. Would be kinda cool.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
120 pitches
let’s not and say we did
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well…for old times sake. This whole oh no 100 pitches…be careful. ARRRGGHGHH 120 is too many. Well, it’s BS.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunno. Curveball’s are stressful pitches. It’s not like Zito’s just throwing straight gas.
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I hope not
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
AMEN
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAHHHHHH
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BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
UURRIII-BEEE!!!
WHATTA’ CATCH!!!
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
OMGPULLZITOOMGOMGOMG!!!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
ATHLETIC!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
WUZ RITE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BARRY ZITO IS A GOOD PITCHER
HOLY SHIT
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ATHLETICSFAN WUZ RITE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think it was Athletic
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Also
SUCK
IT
TULO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Maybe zito is actually good though
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that siad
i didn’t agree with the decision.
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me too
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
2 more wrongies!
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Sweet Vindication
now, bring in Wilson
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
shut up
it wasn’t the right idea.
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you’re wrong. fuck you.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY FUCK YOU
actually, I’m not. He looked gassed in the 7th. And had thrown too many pitches. He got lucky.
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i just like turning your favorite word back on you (fucker)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
um ok
how about COMING UP WITH YOUR OWN SCHTICK, ASSHOLE?!
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my schtick is DON’T PULL YOUR STARTING PITCHER AS A KNEE-JERK REACTION
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
lol knee jerk
he looked gassed. And gave up a double right away.
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YOU BOTH FUCK EACH OTHER
and i will make popcorn
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
lol
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I should put up a website
and charge. That’s where the easy money is.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
sorry to ruin your fantasy of economic riches, but it would not be pretty
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
BOCHY WUZ RIGHT!!
/signs another extension
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Ok, now can he be done?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WTF Alfonso Marquez

mark derosa has a sad
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow.
That’s real bad.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Where was the curve to Tulo?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Top of the Zone, middle away. Noting that Tulo’s what, 6’5? Probably more in the zone for him.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
jesus christ
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Luckily Alfoso spent most of the night screwing over the Rockies
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
This.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Goofus: Using the F word!
We’re drinking mai tais to celebrate the Maui condo we just bought
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
wow
Congrats.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
splendid
congrats
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to want to expect this from Zito every start now
Higher Expectations
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
well
he hasn’t even looked bad at all in any of his games yet. I think it’s justified. He’s never pitched this well as a giant for this long, right?
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His xFIP is high because he hasn’t given up a HR yet, but his peripherals are all great
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
something tells me he won't go the whole season with no HRA
but everything else definitely seems sustainable.
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He's looking like a $125 million pitcher
Therefore, it’s still a bad contract
/snark
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
NO!!!! His ERA went up today.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I want that Luchador Lou bobblehead.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Me too. I sent the mister an eBay link to it, even though my birthday is months off.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
valuable heirloom
rolls eyes
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
that should change that wild pitch to a passed ball. That run in the fifth should be unearned.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Romo is.
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Weird
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Lead off pinch hit 3-run home run
oh shit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, that’s my fav—the bases empty three run jack
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL NOT WILSON
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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The Romo-Sexual ....
is warming up right now.
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Downs on Deck. Romo in the bullpen? What?
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Timmy growing the soul patch.
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ROMO?
WHY NOT WILSON?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
needs new wood
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
thought too hard
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
"I am a fucking moron"?
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LOL
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
/clap
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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He already said today
That he is reinstalled Bengie Molina in the cleanup spot.
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Is it bad that I kinda want to see Velez pinch hit, just so he can get booed off the field?
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by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Romosexual Time?
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nice play
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
BABIP'd
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And all the ESPN highlights of this game will be Rockies.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
"Rockies Falter"
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Especially Young's plung into the wall
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Who gives a shit!?
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nah
Huff double
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Huff’s play in the first inning might wind up a webgem. But other than that, meh.
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So cliff lee is pretty good
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oh, is he back?
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dominated today
but got cain’d. Colby Lewis: also pretty good.
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well
they haven’t lost, but he wont get a decision.
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7 ip 3 h 8 k 0 er
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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NO DECISION
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Phillies trade=fail
had stiffie for Halladay. Dum.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Putting aside restocking their farm system
I don’t know why they did not keep both pitchers for this year. That could have been one of the most historic and shut down 1-2 combination in history.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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yep
might even have been favored against the yanks. Probably rightly so
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They would have been so scary in a short Playoff series or if their off days lined up like the Yankees last year.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
not on east coast
masturbates furiously over halladay
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t know the Doc was into that.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I AM NOT
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If MadBum doesn't look ready at the end of the year...
Lincecum
Lee
Cain
Zito
Sanchez.
Cain would finally be a third starter (at best).
My Son.
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Romo was warming up already
let him pitch with a short leash
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good
no zito in the 9th. Awesome job, barry.
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Snooze.
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it's all right, he owned that little shit anyway
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yeah, but check out strike 3
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Romosexaul Time
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Worried guy is worried.
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by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Bochy is just trying to prove he’s not a slave to DEFINED BULLPEN ROLES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah, BORk's clearly a "break the mold" kinda guy
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
like, hurt himself after the game?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Or he’s sending the message that temper tantrums won’t be tolerated?
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Why isnt Wilson pitching?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He blows saves
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
he was a dick after the game
I’ll assume that’s the reason until I hear different
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Dick, how?
I am not understanding.
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What did he do that was dickish? besides throwing his glove. THat’s all I saw
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
where’s Amy G when you need her
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Raj Mathai here, got the scoop:
the Panda likes to eat his mom’s cooking! Back to you, Jon.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I guess we will never know.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
This is mucho bad news for me
I have both Wilson and Madsen. Madsen already went on the DL today. I also lost Jorge De La Rosa within the last week.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
LOL POKEMONZ
I also have Wilson, but I have Rauch and Franklin so I think I’m fine.
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How many pitches did Wilson throw on Wednesday?
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25
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Romo could be the closer of the future anyway
Meh.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
im scared
if wilson is hurt were fucked
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
naw
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the closer isnt THAT important
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Wilson hiding his face
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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This is weird
When Miller and Kruk don’t know what’s going on, I start worrying. Usually they are able to justify the Giants incompetence or have been fed a good line.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
hmm, this is curious
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
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FLEM FANNING FLAMES!
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this seems believable
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL MARINERS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
PLUS!
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LOL BASES LOADED WITH 1 OUT
Then inning ending double play.
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One down.
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Weird that he wouldn't put Affeldt in to pitch to Toddy Ballgame
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Todd hits lefties well. Kind of a wash.
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Just trying to think like Bochy
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by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what I like
Bochy didn’t put in our useless defensive replacement 1B.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Almost finished gif...
slow down romo
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
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Hehe.
I just wanted to be done before the game ended, ya know?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
DUDE! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
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Trust me
I know a thing or two about jinxes. That was a hardcore jinx.
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Didn’t we blame you for jinxing a few games last season? (At least, I think it was you.)
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
(If it wasn’t you, I apologize.)
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
that’s how I know
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DUDE WHY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLOLOLOL
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that was all your fault
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I hate you SOOOOOOOOOO much right now.
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WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON JINXING THINGS
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He is.
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That’s a good point, the decision to make Zito pitch the 8th does seem like it was done with the knowledge that Wilson wouldn’t be pitching tonight.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
printthefreakinplayoffticketsalreadywhat'sthebigholdup?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
119 is the new 109
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but does it have the same ring to it?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
1 more Sergio
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Two down.
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2 down
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
FINISH THE GAME
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SERGIO!
FINISH THIS GAME!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That first pitch strike was a thing of beauty.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
/standing
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Dammit Sergio
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Well crud
The baseball Satanist
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fuck
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
I like that with Nate there, a hit into triples alley is still only a double.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it is cool
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
he should totally be in CF
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Ehh
Torres is pretty fuckin’ rangey though. And Nate in RF sets up a lot of cool throws to 2nd.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
yah
but LOL rowand
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Eh
Rowands career UZR/150 is like 7.5
Pretty darn good too.
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2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
I'd be willing to bet his crappy arm hurts his overall value though
I like my CFs to have great throwing arms.
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UZR takes armfactors into account?
I think? In some kinda way.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
oh
ok. I don’t know ANYthing about defensive STATZ
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I thought Arm was rated separately. Doesn’t UZR onl measure zone (thus the name)?
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No
The U is “Ultimate” zone rating, which is to say it goes beyond just a zone rating. It does, in fact, incorporate arm factors.
Whether or not you trust a stat sheet to properly evaluate arms is one thing, but UZR does make an attempt.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Yeah, but even UZR in terms of getting to balls and the like is partially subjected, since they’re recorded by a human and then entered into data, so the whole thing is subjective to a point. The arm rating feels a bit more like a fan scouting report.
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Also, thanks for clarifying the “Ultimate.” Bit of an odd usage of the word, but sure.
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I actually have no idea how they calculate arm factors
I’m just saying they DO it, you know?
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
agreed
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man, I thought nate was gonna run that down
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
dammit
but oh hee hee china basin
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
shit
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I dislike Seth Smith
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
I hate Seth Smith
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
nobody but Nate holds him to two bases
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Overmanaging!
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Affeldt for the one out save!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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I don’t think so, IMO
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
But that would have been a situation to take a chance
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe if he was 12 feet tall
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, now I am in the camp of this is just micro managing.
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Wilson's gotta be hurt
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Oh fuck
Seth Smith. Oh fuck. This is 100% on PE
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
PE?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Physical Education
I opted out of it in high school and played chess instead
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
ummm
Can someone explain to me what the fuck Bochy is doing???
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Some sort of mind game with Wilson
I expect it to be a one time thing
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy is so predictable, Wilson must have some physical problem
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Sit down, Bochy.
Quit tinkering, and let Sergio finish.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
B O R K
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DON’T TELL BRUCE BOCHY WHAT HE CAN’T DO!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/rolls away in wheelchair
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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WOW DID YOU MAKE THAT??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Go my Pokemon!
I choose you!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
overmanaging. Affeldt will walk the first batter anyway
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Or plunk him on a loopy curveball.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Maybe NBC gave Bochy the signal to string out the broadcast a little bit.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I am so perplexed
I think Wilson is injured, traded, or busted for PEDs.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I think it’s a one time thing.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't oppose this
“closing” is overrated, but for BORK, this is strange behavior.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
what could wilson have done?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
lefties hitting .444 vs. Affeldt this season
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
that makes no sense
lefties have trouble facing lefties. You gotta play the percentages!
by Into the Void on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
/getting nervous.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Affeldt is not currently inspiring confidence
he’s blown 2 games already this year
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Come on, Affeldt.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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phew
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
GAME OVER
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Phew.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I love this
"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BALLGAME
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
THat's right
fuck you Seth Smith
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
o_O
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
/hides
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
In Africa
warriors were shown pictures of contemporary American body builders, and thought they were looking at muscular women because of the size of the pecs.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
YAY!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
We win
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN SETH SMITH YOU FUCK
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
I had to rush...but:

Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
/spends the next 2 hours watching slow animated gif
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Not slow in firefox…
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Using FF. It’s slowish, and very very long.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hmm…a lil slow. It’s about 20 seconds long.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Other than that, awesome dancing penguins. Can’t go wrong with dancing penguins.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I’m going to make another from this scene in the next few days, I think. I just like the high stepping DvD does so I did this one first.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
what do you use to create animated gifs from video?
by okonomiyaki on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Virtual dub to rip the frames. It’s a free program. Imageready CS2 (30 day trial is free) to animate.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
lol well done
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Thanks. Literally finished about 2 mins before game ended.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this one.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I like.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for great justice
BTW, we just clinched a winning homestand against 3 of the best teams in the NL.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Let’s get a winning series now.
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BOCHY FTW!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Anyone who defends bochy as being a good manager is not smart
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ugh not you too
IDC. WE WON! WOOHOO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
he’s good enough
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
i knew you’d come around
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
WE WIN!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
THIS IS THE TIME WHEN WE DANCE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG
that is awesome
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Zito is 4-0!
Matt Cain is crying in the dug out.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This one is a lil better, I think

Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This one always creeps me out
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s pretty creepy when you realize it’s reversed.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Makes me think of Carnivale. But then Carnivale makes me think of White Collar so that makes me happy.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael J. Anderson was in Carnivale, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah and Tim..err..Tim tim is in White Collar.
Daly?
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim DeKay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I had most of the letters right. That counts!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TRIUMPHANT RETURN
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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looks shopped
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I.do. not. understand.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like 6 playoff tickets, bitches
bitches=the new “please”
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
This makes me almost want to buy solargard
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I think I love whoever that is
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
she’s a gamer
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
!!!!!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LULZ
Cheap Save for my Pokemonz!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ROFL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOCAL CANTALOOP
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
always makes me laugh
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wooooooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN .....
The Old Zito is dead …..

REJOICE!!! GIANTS WIN!!!

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
R.I.P.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Cooler than a polar bears toenail
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito says he didn't feel totally comfortable until Renteria went out
okay, I may have misquoted
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Why did that happen?
And dear god, please let it happen more often
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Groin pull
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Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
use your anti shark spray
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
he's the best!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
my icon is back in the win column
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
small
lacks tentacles
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh, Barry.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHAT?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He was talking about not being able to realize the fans are cheering for him until after the game is over and I thought he was cute for, like, the first time since he’s become a Giant.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
rajist
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
that
even though he was in the movie, he didn’t really care for it, and that Judd Apatow doesn’t do a good job writing female characters
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
this is top 5
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is there a gif of her “dance” around?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
no post game cuz its NBC>?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Rockies facing Matt Cain next, followed by Dirty, haz a sad
playing the Giants is no fun.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
OK here's a weird one

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what the hell
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
nightmare fuel
remember this music video thoug.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WTF
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
My chick do thinks your chick wish she could
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Luda
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
cool
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
JeffFletcherAOL Brian Wilson tweaked his groin during BP. Will be reevaluated tomorrow. #sfgiants
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
why are they all pulling their groins?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh
new lady gaga video?
(hides face in shame)
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Lies.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Please explain.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He and Renteria both pulled their groins huh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HAWT
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He and Renteria both pulled their each other’s groins huh
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
why do I get the feeling there is some strange groin rituals going on in the Giants locker room?
/blames Huff signing.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Trying to beat Big Time Timmy Jim.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Groin: the Giants’ body part of choice to pull
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEET JACKET, KRUK!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YELLO SHIRT JON
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I HATE FRESNO COMCAST RIGHT NOW FOR NOT SHOWING THIS.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ROCKFORD FILES
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
As much as I like watching Rockford Files, I’d rather watch Jon and Kruk right now.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah me too.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I only got to see the first few innings (too deep into Edward Said’s “Culture & Imperialism” to put it down) but just looked at the box score.. Wilson didn’t come in? Hahahaha what did they (Miller & Krukow?) say about that…? Was he too distraught about the other day? Or did he think everyone was gonna boo him or something?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
pulled groin
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
thanks jponry
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I only got to see the first few innings (too deep into Edward Said’s "Culture & Imperialism" to put it down
Well excuse me while I recite the Catiline Orations from memory.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a great read!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
uhh hey there
but I agree^
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe a little too skinny
but still delish
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Bright shirt there, Jon.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Namedropper.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUR KILLING ME LARRY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL LA COMMERCIAL
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
More like
LOL LA Commercial
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
baer is writing post-game??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HOW CAN THAT BE?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
right on, Kruk
it’s not a sudden change for Zito; he was getting better last year.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Well, in 2008 he pitched well in the second half too. Then regressed to bad Zito in Spring of 2009
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But THIS well?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not following you.
I am of the mindset that this is a sudden change for Zito. He normally sucks in the beginning of the year.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He was better in the second half last year because he is always better in the second half. He has never pitched this well early in the season -I bet ever in his career.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk: Wilson hurt leg during batting practice
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
groin
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL Mariners
They’re reminding me of the 2009 Giants. Second and third with nobody out in the 10th, then bases loaded with one out, followed by a GIDP. First and second with none out in the 11th, then bases loaded with one out. A failed squeeze play, then a K. Hilarious.
by Duelling Brandos on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
SEATTLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Byrnes.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions

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