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YEAH GIANTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe in this thread!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Olivo Gianted into a Double Play!!!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Zito

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GO THE KEVIN DURANT'S!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SOME IMAGE!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

CURSE WORDS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the 1337 thr3ad?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ph3ar the thr3ad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

j00 4r3 n0t 1337 3nuff 4 d15 thr34d

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY RAJ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ME TOO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE BATS 4TH= WE SCORE 5 RUNZ!

so get used to it

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BATTING ORDER PRESENCE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will make you feel better


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. =(

Still mad.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game has been pretty effective

In preventing me from writing this paper on John Rawls.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I have it open

But just when I start to write, the next half inning is on…

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just write it on Lou Rawls

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer when the giants are in the field for double plays

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I ENJOY THE WAY THIS GAME IS UNFOLDING

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That kid’s grilled cheese looks great, fuck you Carl’s Jr

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

That commercial is annoying

Who would have thought? An annoying commercial!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Dude, don't be smart, give in to peer pressure! That's cool."

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would have thought? An annoying Carl’s Jr. commercial!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

But it’s not a grilled cheese sandwich anymore, it’s a burger with bacon.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

To a MAN, a grilled cheese sandwich is a cheeseburger, geez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SICK BURN!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, no

Strange as it seems

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

DOES NOT COUNT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm Bacon.

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t get that. Now if they wanted to sell me a sandwich made with sourdough, melted cheese and yummy bacon, then sure I’d call that a grilled cheese. Otherwise it’s just a bacon burger on bread.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's grilled, theres cheese

Are we splitting hairs here?

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO JUGGER

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGANATE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE BITCHES

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

N8 the GR8

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

looked out

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

phew, barely safe

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Schier speed!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA NATE

LEADOFF DOUBLEZ

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT NATE IS ON FIRE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Did someone tell Young to stop diving all over the outfield?

Nate Vrooooom

NOT AT LEAD OFF THOUGH.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Eugenio could not do THAT throw.

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF? Nate

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll always love this

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD ZITO

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That was all Helton. He’s right down the hitter’s throat in bunt situations. Dude plays a killer first base, and always has.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHUT NATE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He would have looked so much better doing that with high socks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL – I was actually thinking something similar. LITERALLY!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WUT??

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay that bunt did not work out

Those are the Giants I remember!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Helton is right on top of Zito

omg sports slash

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

i would not read it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the Baron was the slash fan on this board

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

<_<

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slash?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/performs National Anthem

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

A dull one.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

um, Nate.......

Get a larger secondary lead. and WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Love Nate. Love Schierholtz, Torres, Bowker outfield.

by oldgiantsguy on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

i like this too

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/scott weeps

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Ray Ratto

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

“Giants Fan Cam shows all the Giants fans wearing their colors tonight.”
/shows fans who aren’t wearing Giants gear

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

how does everybody feel about guys wearing the panda hats?

i see mostly girls wearing them, but i want one

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

If you want to wear it, wear it.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want to sing out, sing out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon…

Oh, wait.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/forest fire

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rolls eyes at girly man

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want one.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen lots of guys wearing them too.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not going to hate a guy for supporting my team

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, don’t order a grilled cheese sandwich off the kid’s menu, order a cheeseburger instead.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

winner

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a weird hat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

winner

eat a kid’s dinner

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkermania would be nice here

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon we need another Bowker blooper

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller is the best

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILLLL

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

bye bye Bowker.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker

Playing over Velez. I remain optimistic.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOWKER'S CHANCES

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep, Bowker is having better at bats "slowly but surely"

Too bad he’s been sitting so much so that it’s way slower than it should be

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

/sad trombone

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

durants down by 2, 3:30 to go

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TIE GAME AND A FOUL!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it LA

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gasol just got it stolen, OKC ball 2:41 to go, up 1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA! BEAT LA!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

112 db in that arena

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

UP BY THREE!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

not as loud as sac

/flex

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKC up one

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put Velez in for defense!!!

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice waste of a leadoff double

by oldgiantsguy on Apr 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Been happening a lot. Since Nate is the only guy hitting doubles and he is batting 8th.

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Thunder crowd going CRAZY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GO THUNDER…2 1/2 min to go!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

espn

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

109!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to Renteria?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tight groin.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

RX’ing it up tonight, eh?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lacey's Almond and Chocolate Cookies.

numm

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE DEAD HORSE BEATING

Okay, so Molina is doing okay in the 5/6 spots in the order. So Bochy moves him up to 4th (after fantasizing about it all month, apparently), saying his hot bat needs to be there.

But when Nate is killing it in 8th, here’s what we get (from Baggs):

“He’s having success there and I don’t want to mess with that because that’s a big spot in the order,” Bochy said.

So, success in the 5th/6th spot = moving to 4th; success in the 8th spot means you stay there?

I’M SO ANGRY.

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Even more hilarious is the claim that the 8th spot is a big spot in the order

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it is

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not big enough that you’d want to keep a guy OPSing 1.000+ there when the rest of the lineup isn’t producing

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Wait – that wasn’t Baggs; have too many tabs open)

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Bochy fail

He benched Nate to start the season. Imagine if Nate’s .390 avg was taken off this team now..

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by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANGER

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

jctGamer?

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Not sure if Natto owns a tie

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's how I could tell

/we all look alike

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes Zito

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

why hasnt a douchey fantasy baseball nerd cheered the failure to score there in order to preserve the Wilson save opportunity?

by mlb22 on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

because I would ban them

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

because you DID ban them

thus they never existed

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you must have been busy wednesday night

by mlb22 on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always cheer for Gigantes over Pokemonz, DUH

This is a no brainer.

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by Yoyo on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Squeeeeeze

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow ....

SHITsburgh Penguins smoked Montreal Habs 6-3 tonight! damn.

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Curses. Hopefully the flyers can smite the pens in the finals

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’ll get Pronged.

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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, that was a strike earlier.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate it when guys start walking like that

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

get back in the box mora!

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get back in the box!

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by O R They? on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t think Zito’s gonna finish this inning. Anyone up in the pen yet?

And FUCK YOU, MORA.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THere ya go.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GET BACK TO THE DUGOUT NOW SHITHEAD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Good stuff

Behind in the count, gets the out.

by TGOH on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

One more quality inning Z

by oldgiantsguy on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 groundout is nice

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by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MORA.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe just looks like absolute class right now

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i think he looks like mccovey in the orange unis with the 'burns

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole look is fantastic

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessss

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know he played in the English Premier League

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate scott hairston

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Getting into the Zito Danger Zone

7th inning, 100 pitch area.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm... with the Giants in firm control of this game, maybe I will switch channel and watch the Thunder beat the Lakers...

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ahem

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont u dare

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 more batter, Barry

Then your done for the night and we will love you for it.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

+another 41,000

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blow it and there will be acrimonious recriminations

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe, ugly catch. Careful now.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lol oh Juan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Use the belly to your advantage.

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by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Poplo does
Bengie doesn’t

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks good in boxscore

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Spilborghs

/shakes fist

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NEWSFLASH

When Rowand is activated, Bochy has narrowed down the player to be demoted – it will either be a position player or a pitcher.

No shit.

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWZ

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy flashes the "I'm seriously clueless" sign

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean winks

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/batboys breathe collective sigh of relief

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

86 MPH HEATER

blows it by him

My Son.
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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO FASTBALL right by him

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM, BARRY

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRY, BARRY

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Zitoheat

scalding

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 86 MPH HEAT!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRY!

FINISH HIM!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD SPILBORGHS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GSPM!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRY BARRY BARRY

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Winner.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

gives me a headache.

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that from the blood drain?

/viagra

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We keep asking for it to stop…Natto’s been posting the REAL K pics…. and yet it keeps happening…..

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t always get what you want.

But if you try sometimes…

STFD

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop this shit

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!!!!!

YAY ZITO!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKito

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

WINNER!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 Ks looking. So awesome.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am still trying to figure out why CB is in bed?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s depressed.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then he should have thrown off his hat, and said to hell with it all.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S NOT HOW DEPRESSION WORKS, GAA!

/flops on bed in tears

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s depressing that I don’t know how depression works

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch that strike Spilborghs!

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by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Good game to watch.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARRY! BARRY!

My Son.
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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito’s offseason discovery: Portal to 2002.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Doin it and doin it

and doin well

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LL?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't call it a comeback

I’ve been here for years, LL loves him some McCovey Chronicles

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito, finishing strong!

Now for the love of God, let him be finished, Bochy.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/stands for Zito

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow now really think about how to finish this game Bochy

by oldgiantsguy on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/game ends 25 minutes from now

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t even know what that is

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥Barry Zito♥

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this better

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAGOWAN WUZ RITE!!!

/chokes Neukom to death with his bowtie and regains control of the team

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Uses Safeway Select

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGPULLZITOOMGOMGOMG!!!!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito vs 3 of last year’s playoff teams:

22.1 IP, 11 H, 3 ER, 7 BB 18 K

by FPTV on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

that's hot

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m definitely digging the new BAR-RY chant.

by FPTV on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HACKIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK GASOL

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

great, back to the Giants game

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

am I the only one who is really enjoying the 2010 Giants?

These fuckers never give up!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hmmm Baby, gotta love these fuckers!

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picked the wrong couple of years to be vulnerable to a heart attack

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Goofus!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love them

jumping like big time timmy jim

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like all the 2010 Giants equally

[earlier that day]

I don’t care for Eugenio.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

always!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you think you're the only one enjoying them?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

You’re the only one ever to enjoy anything.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that fucking sucks

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ughhhhh

Collison fucked up royal

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got in

what happened to Renteria?

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

allergic reaction to Viagra

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is being nice to us

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

bone chips

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

groin pull

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

resigned for the good of the team

mayor of SF thanks him for his service

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh yo

Fuck Gavin.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m voting for him for Lt. Gov just to get rid of him early. He really hasn’t done shit his second term.

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really do wish SF elected officials did more about running the city than making national statements.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOYCOTT ARIZONA!

What homeless people?

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Potholes? Careening streetcars and buses? We have MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO BOTTLED WATER FOR CITY EMPLOYEES!

Who’s unemployed?

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, Gavin is a big cokehead, I dunno what the supes’ excuse is.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant rhino got loose on the field and chased him down Market Street.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

exploded

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching hoops

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn rockies got some D up the middle.

by FPTV on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LARGE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, dirtbag

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Tulowitzki didn’t need to rush it like that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn Tulo.

Fucking Molina.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL QUICK THROW BY TULO

YOU HAD ALL DAY BRO

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU TULOSHITZKI

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Gasol

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk...

perhaps Bengie should try and do something about his lack of speed?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

rocket spikes?

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckin’ Tulo. He’s probably going to preen in the mirror over that one tonigh.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOO, THUNDER...

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep, knew it.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff go yard its the right move

by oldgiantsguy on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF with the hoops talk?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don’t care what Gasol is doing, TBH.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HR right here

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

or a BB

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

AuBBreey

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP MACHINE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice ABs from Huff tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

True Story

I think Hamels just had his number, tbh.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUBBREY

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

oooo…I may have time to make a DvD gif…

:D

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

CMon MDR.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff: OBProfessional

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff: overpriced one tool player on downside of career

aka Sabeanoid

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon DeRosa

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Audrey walk with me.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck the lakers

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

oh now you use a subject line.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still got the training wheels on.

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by timmeh on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE LAKERS

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

The would have won at home, anyway.

They gonna end this season with a loss, so whatever.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck LA

altogether

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

its romotime

fuck you all and the horses etc

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLrosa

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked outside…

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a good reason for that.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

UH

BALL

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I did not know

that rick Barry wore 24 in honor of Mays

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

UGLY

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Derosa deserved that for swinging at the first two pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry comin back out?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like it.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously? He’s at 107 pitches and the Giants just had a day off.

FFFUUUUUCKKKK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put in a reliever, pull DeRosa, double switch in Downs and bat him 9th. NOT THAT DIFFICULT.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is a babbling idiot

nobody even warming up.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

107 is not 109

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Ok, this one’s on bochy.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

derosa: giant

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Like you had any doubt the Lakers would win?
Really?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Zito is pitching the 8th. I really don’t like Bork.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was nice DeRosa.

Now it’s Runzler time? Or Mota time?

by TGOH on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

None of the above

HORSE, BORK!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look,

Zito is coming back out.

(feels uneasy about this)

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously?

C’mon, Bochy. You’re killing me.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ‘guys’ are pussies, he’s pitching hella great

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are passed the Zito Danger Zone

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

His command was getting iffy last inning, and he fades fast. This one baserunner bullshit is ridiculous. Let the man call it a day.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Means he will be pulled after walking someone.

FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU BBBBBBOOOOOOCCCCCCHHHHHHYYYYYY

this is not the way to fix your previous mistakes.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a jinxy parent

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, putting Zito back out is a horrible idea.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

bork bork bork?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey he earned it.

/my best Urban impression

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by timmeh on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s made the fast kids look pretty bad on the breaking pitches, but I don’t want to see him face the heart of the order again.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

dont worry guys

he will walk the first guy then boch will take him out

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

/lets zeets walk the first batter, then pull him

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Jon had fun with that ad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He was cracking up.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon is the greatest.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was doing a little plug for that stupid grilled cheese burger and he just hammed it up and was like “MMMMmmmMMMMM!!!!!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could have just responded with “YEAH!” or “OKAY”. But thanks for the effort

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol jon – lil jon… sorry

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

nonononono what do you have those guys for if not for this…

by oldgiantsguy on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

prove these nerbs wrong, zito/bochy

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

?

,,,,

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

results do not = right move

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 more!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, you guys saw what the "bullpen" did in the last game

We can’t trust them!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen warming up?

Zito’s at 110, and rather not waste another outing.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo’s glasses are awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Listen bitches

Zito’s fine

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

this ain’t zito’s 1st rodeo

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

late subtle sliding movement that bores in on your hands

oh my, kruk …

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

109 pitches!

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SEE SEE BORK BORK BORK

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Take him out

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

that should do it

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

No one is warmed up yet

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way

he hasn’t thrown 130 pitches yet.

by Into the Void on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy was tired!!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WHYYYY

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, only NOW he’s warming someone up???

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Bork

Are you really that surprised?

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing the last couple games.

Why doesn’t he fucking learn?

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Romo BEATS him

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OH MY GOD NO ONE WAS IN THE FUCKING BULLPEN

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUK

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NO ONE WAS WARMING UP????!!?!?!?!?

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody was even up in the ’pen? THE FUCK, BOCH.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no, Zito might be getting tired!

We better send people to the bullpen!!!!!

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by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF I can’t believe he let Zito start the inning with 107 pitches thrown and didn’t put anyone up in the pen

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

well

he’s not very good

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

prolly ’cuz all the KNBR callers got him in trouble for taking tim out.

by FPTV on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL COMMENTATORS

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK's brain is...

1) non-existent
2) asleep
3) on drugs

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Busy drawing hearts around the name Molina on his lineup card

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

WINNER!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by timmeh on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Bruce Molina” “Bruce and Bengie Molina”

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is stupid pitching Zito this inning and having no one in the pen warming up.

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Panda

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies’ fans vote 79-21 percent to keep Bonds out of the Hall of Fame.

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

that low?

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies fans are jealous

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by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see the RNC is expanding their polling operations into other fields.

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by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drill, baby, drill!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the out!

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, thanks for the out, Rockies!

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by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the out Rockies

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

COL FEED question

Should BLB be in the HOF?

79% – NO

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

How will Barry sway those voters when the real vote comes up??

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grrrr

/drops bomb on Denver

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by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

pure deBOCHery

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda is playing GREAT D this year

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

After the first three games or so, yeah.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

nobody warming up
 good times

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by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CARGO

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, great play by Pablo

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PABLO DEFENSE HATERZ

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH SON

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

seems like someone would’ve caught that popup

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW HAW

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

just bought me and my girlfriend a panda hat

ill let you know how it goes

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FREE OUTS

Thanks for that.

Man Panda looks good in those glasses.

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Get this motherfucker out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s Romo for Tulo?

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

bork had no one warming up

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god for 1st pitch bozos

by oldgiantsguy on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh… so because he was criticized for taking out Lincecum in the last game… he’s going to hang Zito out to dry…?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It sure looks like that.

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito looks sharp

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does this butcher knife…it doesn’t mean it should be in there pitching.

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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it has a cutter

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

but consistently.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARRY

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL bunting

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO! ZITO! ZITO! ZITO!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRY!

FINISH HIM!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRY

FEED THE K MONSTER

by TGOH on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Lisa needs braces

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by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

87!!!

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a called strike earlier

Even though its not a strike.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS STRIKE 3!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT?????????

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BULLLLLLLLLSHIT

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wha?????

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, come on.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OH COME ON WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT MISS???

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

it didn't

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same place that the pitch to DeRosa didn’t. Actually, it was closer than the pitch to DeRosa.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WUT!!?!??!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking ump

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS A FUCKING STRIKE

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Bengie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY

FUCK YOU, UMP

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to finish this

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by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Im gonna be pissed if Tulo does something here now

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

gameday screen shot plz

by sfoakbay on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

right in the middle of the white strike zone line

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

off your knees blue

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Where is Botchy?
Why doesn’t he EVER get riled up about ANYTHING?

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/nervous

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Dental Plan!!!!

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Hell Yea!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

UUU!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!!!!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito is neato!

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG I LOVE YOU URIBE

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN URIBE BITCHES

by sfoakbay on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

RIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRYBARRY
BARRY

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING SOCKS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BROTHERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING SOCKS

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL FUCKING YEAH JAZZY

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahribe!

Way to grab that

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by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fired up Zeets is FIRED UP!

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STARTING SS

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING YES URIB

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

E

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUAN FUCKING URIBE

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right over top the old ball dude!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He's coming back out for the 9th

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually

I’d be into this. Would be kinda cool.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

120 pitches

let’s not and say we did

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well…for old times sake. This whole oh no 100 pitches…be careful. ARRRGGHGHH 120 is too many. Well, it’s BS.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno. Curveball’s are stressful pitches. It’s not like Zito’s just throwing straight gas.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope not

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMEN

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool

let’s abandon rational thinking!

by sfoakbay on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAHHHHHH

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking love Juan Uribe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY BAR-RY

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGPULLZITOOMGOMGOMG!!!!

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I told you bitches Zito was fine

fuck all y’all

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

U WUZ RITE GOOFI

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATHLETIC!

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WUZ RITE!

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARRY ZITO IS A GOOD PITCHER

HOLY SHIT

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ATHLETICSFAN WUZ RITE!

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was Athletic

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by Viliphied on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

SUCK
IT
TULO

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe zito is actually good though

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that siad

i didn’t agree with the decision.

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 more wrongies!

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet Vindication

now, bring in Wilson

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

shut up

it wasn’t the right idea.

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re wrong. fuck you.

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU

actually, I’m not. He looked gassed in the 7th. And had thrown too many pitches. He got lucky.

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just like turning your favorite word back on you (fucker)

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

um ok

how about COMING UP WITH YOUR OWN SCHTICK, ASSHOLE?!

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

my schtick is DON’T PULL YOUR STARTING PITCHER AS A KNEE-JERK REACTION

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol knee jerk

he looked gassed. And gave up a double right away.

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU BOTH FUCK EACH OTHER

and i will make popcorn

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I should put up a website

and charge. That’s where the easy money is.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry to ruin your fantasy of economic riches, but it would not be pretty

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s let the market determine that. I have full faith in the internet consumer.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOCHY WUZ RIGHT!!

/signs another extension

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, now can he be done?

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

23.1 IP, 12 H, 3 ER, 7 BB 18 K, 0.82 WHIP, 1.16 ERA

by FPTV on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

uh…updated Barry vs 3 playoff teams

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WTF Alfonso Marquez

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by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Wow.

That’s real bad.

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where was the curve to Tulo?

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top of the Zone, middle away. Noting that Tulo’s what, 6’5? Probably more in the zone for him.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus christ

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily Alfoso spent most of the night screwing over the Rockies

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by norcalnick on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus: Using the F word!

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Grats!

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by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mahalo!

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We Loved Maui on our honeymoon :D

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by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Congrats.

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I’m taking a cruise there this summer. Living there would be better.

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

splendid

congrats

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooh want

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Party at Goofus’

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Congrats, well done. I only have 2 weeks of a timeshare. Woe is me.

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by timmeh on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to want to expect this from Zito every start now

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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Dangerous

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

he hasn’t even looked bad at all in any of his games yet. I think it’s justified. He’s never pitched this well as a giant for this long, right?

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

His xFIP is high because he hasn’t given up a HR yet, but his peripherals are all great

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

something tells me he won't go the whole season with no HRA

but everything else definitely seems sustainable.

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the HR thing is definitely just luck, but he looks really really good so far.

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

As looked as good or better than 2002 in this short season so far.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's looking like a $125 million pitcher

Therefore, it’s still a bad contract

/snark

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!!!! His ERA went up today.

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Me too. I sent the mister an eBay link to it, even though my birthday is months off.

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

valuable heirloom

rolls eyes

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by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

that should change that wild pitch to a passed ball. That run in the fifth should be unearned.

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree, Bengie got lazy and didn’t move his body in front of the ball

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Romo is.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s only a 3 run lead. . .

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lead off pinch hit 3-run home run

oh shit

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, that’s my fav—the bases empty three run jack

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently Romo is

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by rhys on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

live the fingers coming out of nowhere and pointing at him

by sfoakbay on Apr 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NOT WILSON

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Downs on Deck. Romo in the bullpen? What?

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy growing the soul patch.

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

lol pinoy

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ROMO?

WHY NOT WILSON?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

needs new wood

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Romo warming up? Did Wilson hurt himself in the dugout last game?

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

pulled a Randy Messenger?

by FPTV on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought too hard

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I am a fucking moron"?

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+1

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by rhys on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clap

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He already said today

That he is reinstalled Bengie Molina in the cleanup spot.

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Is it bad that I kinda want to see Velez pinch hit, just so he can get booed off the field?

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You’d risk him actually getting a hit and ‘proving’ to bochy and Sabean that he ‘deserves’ to stay up.

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You are a horrible individual.

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romosexual Time?

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I don’t like Barmes.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Barmes

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

nice play

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wtf stop it with the diving plays, rockies.

by FPTV on Apr 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BABIP'd

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And all the ESPN highlights of this game will be Rockies.

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"Rockies Falter"

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially Young's plung into the wall

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Who gives a shit!?

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully everyone does eventually, if not eat some prunes!

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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Huff double

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff’s play in the first inning might wind up a webgem. But other than that, meh.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So cliff lee is pretty good

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, is he back?

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

dominated today

but got cain’d. Colby Lewis: also pretty good.

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

they haven’t lost, but he wont get a decision.

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 scoreless with 8 K’s, 3 hits today against the Rangers. ND.

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by rhys on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol mariners offense

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by rhys on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 ip 3 h 8 k 0 er

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO DECISION

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies trade=fail

had stiffie for Halladay. Dum.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Putting aside restocking their farm system

I don’t know why they did not keep both pitchers for this year. That could have been one of the most historic and shut down 1-2 combination in history.

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

might even have been favored against the yanks. Probably rightly so

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by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They would have been so scary in a short Playoff series or if their off days lined up like the Yankees last year.

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

not on east coast

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t know the Doc was into that.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM NOT

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by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff?

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND GOOD FOR MY POKEYMANZ!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If MadBum doesn't look ready at the end of the year...

Lincecum
Lee
Cain
Zito
Sanchez.

Cain would finally be a third starter (at best).

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo was warming up already

let him pitch with a short leash

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

good

no zito in the 9th. Awesome job, barry.

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Snooze.

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO

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by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

it's all right, he owned that little shit anyway

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but check out strike 3

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romosexaul Time

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez hope that was enough time to get Romo warm

by oldgiantsguy on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Worried guy is worried.

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t understand Romo being out there for the close. I think Wilson must be hurt.

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Bochy is just trying to prove he’s not a slave to DEFINED BULLPEN ROLES

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, BORk's clearly a "break the mold" kinda guy

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

like, hurt himself after the game?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he’s sending the message that temper tantrums won’t be tolerated?

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson threw a temper tantrum?

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by norcalnick on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’s dotta cowd?

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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why isnt Wilson pitching?

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by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He blows saves

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was a dick after the game

I’ll assume that’s the reason until I hear different

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick, how?

I am not understanding.

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by Kestrel76 on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a dick?

Go on…

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did he do that was dickish? besides throwing his glove. THat’s all I saw

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

where’s Amy G when you need her

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raj Mathai here, got the scoop:

the Panda likes to eat his mom’s cooking! Back to you, Jon.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm.

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we will never know.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

deceptive gameplan by bochy, duh

by mlb22 on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is mucho bad news for me

I have both Wilson and Madsen. Madsen already went on the DL today. I also lost Jorge De La Rosa within the last week.

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by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL POKEMONZ

I also have Wilson, but I have Rauch and Franklin so I think I’m fine.

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by Yoyo on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many pitches did Wilson throw on Wednesday?

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

25 or 35 or something?

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

25

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

im scared

if wilson is hurt were fucked

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

the bullpen is fairly deep.

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw

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by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

the closer isnt THAT important

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson hiding his face

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is in the dugout with a hoodie on

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Good start just don’t put the first guy on

by oldgiantsguy on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This is weird

When Miller and Kruk don’t know what’s going on, I start worrying. Usually they are able to justify the Giants incompetence or have been fed a good line.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm, this is curious

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt warming up?

Wilson in the dugout?

Hmmm.

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEM FANNING FLAMES!

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Furiously Fanning Flem

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know

that would make a ton of sense.

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by Kestrel76 on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he thinks 5-2=4

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by norcalnick on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

this seems believable

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is oddly, very believable…

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by Yoyo on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MARINERS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

PLUS!

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BASES LOADED WITH 1 OUT

Then inning ending double play.

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

One down.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Todd hits lefties well. Kind of a wash.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I like

Bochy didn’t put in our useless defensive replacement 1B.

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugly fielding play, nice dig by Huff. Who said the guy couldn’t play first?

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I definitely am loving Aubrey

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

nerbs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

spreadsheet clutchers

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONSPIRACY VS WILSON

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Jinx

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe.

I just wanted to be done before the game ended, ya know?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trust me

I know a thing or two about jinxes. That was a hardcore jinx.

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t we blame you for jinxing a few games last season? (At least, I think it was you.)

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

(If it wasn’t you, I apologize.)

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

that’s how I know

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was all your fault

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you SOOOOOOOOOO much right now.

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by Viliphied on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON JINXING THINGS

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT

was a strike

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

is wilson still in the dugout? maybe he and barry went to the strip club to celebrate.

by FPTV on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, they’ve showed him with a hoodie on.

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean “Wide Canyons?”

Yeah, probably.

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by rhys on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a good point, the decision to make Zito pitch the 8th does seem like it was done with the knowledge that Wilson wouldn’t be pitching tonight.

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

curiouser

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

printthefreakinplayoffticketsalreadywhat'sthebigholdup?

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Right. . .

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

119 is the new 109

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

but does it have the same ring to it?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 more Sergio

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Two down.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

2 down

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by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

2 down!

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson down, rowand activate sunday.. right? right?

by mlb22 on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THE GAME

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH THIS GAME!

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That first pitch strike was a thing of beauty.

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Wilson is unavailable which is why Bochy let Zito pitch the 8th.

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

/standing

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Sergio

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Well crud

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by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that with Nate there, a hit into triples alley is still only a double.

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is cool

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should totally be in CF

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh

Torres is pretty fuckin’ rangey though. And Nate in RF sets up a lot of cool throws to 2nd.

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yah

but LOL rowand

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

Rowands career UZR/150 is like 7.5

Pretty darn good too.

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be willing to bet his crappy arm hurts his overall value though

I like my CFs to have great throwing arms.

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

UZR takes armfactors into account?

I think? In some kinda way.

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

ok. I don’t know ANYthing about defensive STATZ

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Arm was rated separately. Doesn’t UZR onl measure zone (thus the name)?

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

The U is “Ultimate” zone rating, which is to say it goes beyond just a zone rating. It does, in fact, incorporate arm factors.

Whether or not you trust a stat sheet to properly evaluate arms is one thing, but UZR does make an attempt.

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but even UZR in terms of getting to balls and the like is partially subjected, since they’re recorded by a human and then entered into data, so the whole thing is subjective to a point. The arm rating feels a bit more like a fan scouting report.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, thanks for clarifying the “Ultimate.” Bit of an odd usage of the word, but sure.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually have no idea how they calculate arm factors

I’m just saying they DO it, you know?

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, I thought nate was gonna run that down

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck is Melvin Mora

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

but oh hee hee china basin

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I dislike Seth Smith

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Seth Smith

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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God for triple's alley

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Poopsicles

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by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Melvin Moron keeps it going

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

nobody but Nate holds him to two bases

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Overmanaging!

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait what?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe

Bochy just wants to save Wilson for the weekend?

by Into the Void on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt for the one out save!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Could Nate have laid out for that?

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think so, IMO

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that would have been a situation to take a chance

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe if he was 12 feet tall

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, now I am in the camp of this is just micro managing.

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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson's gotta be hurt

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck

Seth Smith. Oh fuck. This is 100% on PE

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

PE?

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Physical Education

I opted out of it in high school and played chess instead

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

you just wanted to look at the bishops

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by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penile Enhancement

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm

Can someone explain to me what the fuck Bochy is doing???

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by Kestrel76 on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Some sort of mind game with Wilson

I expect it to be a one time thing

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is so predictable, Wilson must have some physical problem

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unnecessary pitching change is unnecessary?

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by norcalnick on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit down, Bochy.

Quit tinkering, and let Sergio finish.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

B O R K

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This is madness!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T TELL BRUCE BOCHY WHAT HE CAN’T DO!!!

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

/rolls away in wheelchair

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW DID YOU MAKE THAT??

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by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go my Pokemon!

I choose you!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

overmanaging. Affeldt will walk the first batter anyway

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Or plunk him on a loopy curveball.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe NBC gave Bochy the signal to string out the broadcast a little bit.

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by Solidarity on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ready for the next celebrity to discover their roots

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt scares me right now…he’s been off lately

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I would have rather just stuck with Romo. 3 run lead, he threw fine to the first two hitters, don’t take the risk that Affeldt will be off again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so perplexed

I think Wilson is injured, traded, or busted for PEDs.

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by antinous on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s a one time thing.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIEALDUR

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't oppose this

“closing” is overrated, but for BORK, this is strange behavior.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

what could wilson have done?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, Mrs. Boch gets around.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

just don’t walk him

by oldgiantsguy on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

lefties hitting .444 vs. Affeldt this season

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

that makes no sense

lefties have trouble facing lefties. You gotta play the percentages!

by Into the Void on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/getting nervous.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt is not currently inspiring confidence

he’s blown 2 games already this year

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

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by rhys on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Affeldt.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Man Affeldt is pissing me off this year

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That's strike 1

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

phew

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFTASTIC

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME OVER

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew

I am an American aquarium drinker.

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by rhys on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THat's right

fuck you Seth Smith

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win! Pec Dance


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by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuck.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hides

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Africa

warriors were shown pictures of contemporary American body builders, and thought they were looking at muscular women because of the size of the pecs.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol me

I was getting scared

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks, Seth.

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by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We win

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by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN SETH SMITH YOU FUCK

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/spends the next 2 hours watching slow animated gif

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not slow in firefox…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Using FF. It’s slowish, and very very long.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Takes about 33 seconds to cycle.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm…a lil slow. It’s about 20 seconds long.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Explains it.

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by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than that, awesome dancing penguins. Can’t go wrong with dancing penguins.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to make another from this scene in the next few days, I think. I just like the high stepping DvD does so I did this one first.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Virtual dub to rip the frames. It’s a free program. Imageready CS2 (30 day trial is free) to animate.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol well done

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Literally finished about 2 mins before game ended.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was worth the ‘jinx’, dude.

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by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's supercalifragilisticexpealidtious

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by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for great justice

BTW, we just clinched a winning homestand against 3 of the best teams in the NL.

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by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s get a winning series now.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need to win the series then it will have been a good homestand

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRINTTHETICKETS

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRINT THE DAMNTICKETS

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by timmeh on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn fail

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by timmeh on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s great, now let’s get some winning series in our division.

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by timmeh on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOCHY FTW!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone who defends bochy as being a good manager is not smart

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BS

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh not you too

IDC. WE WON! WOOHOO

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s good enough

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever

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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i knew you’d come around

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WIN!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS THE TIME WHEN WE DANCE

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

that is awesome

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

leaked footage of the finale

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by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito is 4-0!

Matt Cain is crying in the dug out.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This one always creeps me out

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty creepy when you realize it’s reversed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me think of Carnivale. But then Carnivale makes me think of White Collar so that makes me happy.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael J. Anderson was in Carnivale, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and Tim..err..Tim tim is in White Collar.

Daly?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim DeKay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had most of the letters right. That counts!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRIUMPHANT RETURN

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always awesome.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol mayor pretending he doesn’t see

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

looks shopped

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I.do. not. understand.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

me no scared

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like 6 playoff tickets, bitches

bitches=the new “please”

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Right. . .

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pew Pew!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This makes me almost want to buy solargard

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still love you.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I love whoever that is

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s a gamer

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

!!!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ

Cheap Save for my Pokemonz!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

i love this one

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOCAL CANTALOOP

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

always makes me laugh

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YES

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooooooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB TV SEZ

When Barry’s gotten 4 or more runs, he’s 107-6

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Cooler than a polar bears toenail

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito says he didn't feel totally comfortable until Renteria went out

okay, I may have misquoted

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did that happen?

And dear god, please let it happen more often

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Groin pull

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

use your anti shark spray

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

he's the best!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

my icon is back in the win column

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

small

lacks tentacles

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Barry.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was talking about not being able to realize the fans are cheering for him until after the game is over and I thought he was cute for, like, the first time since he’s become a Giant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is cute.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUZZAH

p.s. raj mathai is really weird.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

rajist

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice interview from Aubrey

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 30, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB tv cuts off early

what’d he say?

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that

even though he was in the movie, he didn’t really care for it, and that Judd Apatow doesn’t do a good job writing female characters

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A classic

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 30, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

this is top 5

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a gif of her “dance” around?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 1, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

no post game cuz its NBC>?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies facing Matt Cain next, followed by Dirty, haz a sad

playing the Giants is no fun.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OK here's a weird one

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

what the hell

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

nightmare fuel

remember this music video thoug.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My chick do thinks your chick wish she could

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luda

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRASH UR COMPZ

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

cool

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

JeffFletcherAOL Brian Wilson tweaked his groin during BP. Will be reevaluated tomorrow. #sfgiants

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

why are they all pulling their groins?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

new lady gaga video?

(hides face in shame)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it feels good to pull it?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lies.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please explain.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He and Renteria both pulled their groins huh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He and Renteria both pulled their each other’s groins huh

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

each others?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scissoring?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I want to know anything else about this.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do I get the feeling there is some strange groin rituals going on in the Giants locker room?

/blames Huff signing.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck is Wilson doing in BP?

by nofreetime on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to beat Big Time Timmy Jim.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Groin: the Giants’ body part of choice to pull

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEET JACKET, KRUK!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YELLO SHIRT JON

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM BLIND

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE FRESNO COMCAST RIGHT NOW FOR NOT SHOWING THIS.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROCKFORD FILES

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I like watching Rockford Files, I’d rather watch Jon and Kruk right now.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah me too.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only got to see the first few innings (too deep into Edward Said’s “Culture & Imperialism” to put it down) but just looked at the box score.. Wilson didn’t come in? Hahahaha what did they (Miller & Krukow?) say about that…? Was he too distraught about the other day? Or did he think everyone was gonna boo him or something?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

pulled groin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks jponry

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only got to see the first few innings (too deep into Edward Said’s "Culture & Imperialism" to put it down

Well excuse me while I recite the Catiline Orations from memory.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a great read!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok Gonna use the heavy hitter here

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

uhh hey there

but I agree^

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This girl is possibly objectively cuter than the solar guard girl, but the annoying cat mannerisms and 100% less “pew pew pew” means I’ll take SGG, thank you.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe a little too skinny

 but still delish

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bright shirt there, Jon.

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Jesus

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost up with the post-game…baer with me…

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Namedropper.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR KILLING ME LARRY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LA COMMERCIAL

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like

LOL LA Commercial

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

larry!

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

baer is writing post-game??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW CAN THAT BE?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bare with me

/nudist

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

right on, Kruk

it’s not a sudden change for Zito; he was getting better last year.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, in 2008 he pitched well in the second half too. Then regressed to bad Zito in Spring of 2009

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But THIS well?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not following you.

I am of the mindset that this is a sudden change for Zito. He normally sucks in the beginning of the year.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was better in the second half last year because he is always better in the second half. He has never pitched this well early in the season -I bet ever in his career.

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk: Wilson hurt leg during batting practice

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

groin

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm convinced: Zito is good

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mariners

They’re reminding me of the 2009 Giants. Second and third with nobody out in the 10th, then bases loaded with one out, followed by a GIDP. First and second with none out in the 11th, then bases loaded with one out. A failed squeeze play, then a K. Hilarious.

by Duelling Brandos on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

owch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEATTLOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Byrnes.

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

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