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Why Bochy was right...this time

See, the thing about taking Tim Lincecum out of the game for Brian Wilson is…

Well, yeah. But it’s still a hot topic around the water cooler, so bear with me.

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When Shane Victorino walked in the ninth inning, the Giants still had a 96.8% chance of winning the game. That’s assuming average players across the board of course – there’s no way to tweak the formula to account for Tim Lincecum or the ridiculous heart of the Phillies order. But even factoring those things in wouldn’t make a big difference. When a team has a three-run lead with one out in the ninth inning, that team wins about 95 times out of 100, whether it’s a tired starting pitcher, an All-Star closer, or a tub of slurry trying to close out the game.

If Bochy made the wrong strategic move, and that’s still a very debatable point, he might have lopped off 1% or so from that expected winning percentage. So the move that Bruce Bochy made shouldn’t be viewed strictly in terms of winning and losing. And Bochy didn’t bring in Wayne Franklin – he brought in a hard-throwing closer who has been pitching extremely well this season. The Giants were overwhelming favorites to win, whether Lincecum or Brandon Medders finished.

In that context, I want a manager who a) gives his ace a chance to finish the game, and b) doesn’t mess around if that ace shows any sign of fatigue. Because, hey, the game’s in the bag anyways. Cough. But when Lincecum got under four straight fastballs and walked a weenie he’d effortlessly dispatched all day, I wasn’t really worried about the game yet. I wanted him out of the game because he’s still a young pitcher. There’s no need to push him in that situation if you think he’s fatigued in any way. You don’t want a tired Tim Lincecum struggling through a 12-pitch at bat to Chase Utley in a game that’s almost impossible to lose. Cough.

I’m not trying to suggest that another ten pitches would have melted Lincecum’s labrum, but why make him throw pitches when he’s tired? For that extra 1% chance of winning? The risks might not be tangible, but there’s no reason to extend a young pitcher in a situation like that if you suspect he might be tired. Handling a young pitcher is always a balancing act – if you want to go the reducto ad absurdum route, you can argue that people who are overly concerned with fatigued pitchers should pull their pitchers after 40 pitches, just to make sure. People who freak out after 100 pitches are goofballs, and so are the people who think pitchers should pitch complete games because that’s what Speckled Eggs McGaffin used to do for the Superbas in 1887.

The middle ground is filled with context-loving folks who can all agree that unnecessary risks are to be avoided. And on a team that has a closer with a pulse, putting Lincecum through the ninth inning after his control raised a red flag would have been unnecessary. Maybe the health (or cumulative stamina) risk was minimal, but so was the chance that the Giants were in danger of losing.

Awful game. And I’m tired of thinking about it. But if I’m going to second-guess every decision Bochy makes, I can at least give him credit for the ones I agree with.

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Aww, I was kinda interested in seeing how long the other post could go before it broke the site.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

make it happen here then

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 29, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

EWWW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 29, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

opinions are like computers

everybody’s got one.
Bochy has to make a decision. He made a reasonable one.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 29, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF YOU DON’T MAKE THE CONSENSUS BEST DECISION THAT MEANS YOU MADE THE WORST ONE.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 30, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOCHY WUZ RIGHT!@$#

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

yer darned skippy

just like I was. so very right.

by wcw on Apr 29, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy made the right decision

Wilson is good, and Lincecum had just thrown 4 consecutive fastballs above the strike zone. It was reasonable to conclude that he was tired, and there was no reason to think that Wilson would not have been better than Lincecum for the rest of the inning.

The fact that it didn’t work out doesn’t mean it was the wrong decision.

by D4P on Apr 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there actually a “Bochy wuz right!” gif out there?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 29, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Or picture. Whatever.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 29, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top GIS results for "Bochy wuz right"

Go figure it links to MCC

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

As does the second

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the first four pages of ‘dammit sabean’ GIS results are from MCC. After that I got bored and sopped counting.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, on page nine, there’s one image from giantsboard.blogspot.com.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think its a bad sign that my first thought was “how dare they move in on our territory!”

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a true Prussian

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are a very war like fallen empire. It cannot be helped.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would break the site.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this comes up on GIS

That mustache guy is wearing a “Bochy for Mayor” t-shirt, I think.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

in Padres colors, no less.

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks vaguely like peyton manning

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evil Peyton.

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

so,

regular Peyton then?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Peyton wearing the disguise he uses when making porn.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 30, 2010 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say Rowand without the goatee.

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by ResDog on Apr 29, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

except peyton’s head is gigantic

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

-1

Daniel Tosh is fucking hilarious…..in his stand up (he’s okay in tosh.0)

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 29, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think he’s hilarious as well

by nofreetime on Apr 29, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeh..

Daniel Tosh has some great stand-up, but I really don’t dig Tosh.0

by AmorVincitOmnia on Apr 29, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOSH.0

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 29, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like “Bochy has a posse”

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Weisbarth

He works for the station that covers Padres games.
http://www.gaslampball.com/2005/5/26/192410/520

delorean’s right, definitely a Bochy Has a Posse shirt.

by sayheybk on Apr 29, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Archie’s fourth son. Pedro Manning

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by LargeFarva on Apr 29, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was no decision he could have made there that would have made everyone happy.
If he left TImmy in and he got hurt or gave up a homerun to the next batter… THAT would have been the wrong choice.

I still say I would have liked to see Timmy face one more batter – after he had received a “Son, get the out or you’re out.” lecture.

but meh… the Velez shit, and the bunt crap pisses me off more than the pitching decisions.
Whatta potty mouth I am.

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Vapors!

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by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s tomorrow night.

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/propellers

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/puts on goggles, hopes they do something

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

they do nothing.

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILDLY!

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by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/readies the hot air balloons

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT AIR BALOON RIDES

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ta hell with the series previews, what we are really going to need coming up here pretty soon are series meme reviews.

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Inside Jokes To Watch"

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by EliminateMe on Apr 29, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still talk about that on PR, y’know.

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like Colorado has anything else interesting to talk about!

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 29, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree with the decision by the Giants to lose that game.

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

No, I think the Giants made the smart choice to lose the game. I’m really at odds with Philadelphia’s decision to win the game, though. That one’s pretty debatable.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 29, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. More reasons to hate Velez.

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by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I’m a fan of his, but, in his defense, what could he say in this situation? There’s probably not a lot of higher-level thinking going on out on a baseball field and to recall a heat of the moment thing after just crashing into a wall at full speed would be tough for anyone — let alone someone apparently as dumb as Velez — to do.

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. Maybe “Yeah, I fucked that one up.” Not, letting the wind be an excuse, and saying he was focused. Meh.

I just really despise him on this team.

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by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, he’s never apologized before so why start now? The fact that he makes excuses only makes it easier to hate him being on this team. If he were to make a sincere apology I might actually start feeling sorry for him. Fuck that.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it’s not so much an apology as an acknowledgment. Own your mistakes, man. Own ’em.

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by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just kinda happened just like that

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 29, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, haven’t they won enough?

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they’re the losingest franchise in baseball history, while the Giants are the winningest.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, you’re right. They have lost quite a bit.

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It shows in their number of championships.

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

…what 5 for the Giants and 2 for the Phillies?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 29, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS JUST IN: Giants avoided GIDP today!

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 29, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s progress!

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet..

/Nate swings at HBP
/everyone (except Pablo) simultaneously Ks on slider in the dirt.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call for a moratorium on Nate-swings-at-everything jokes

At least until his OBP drops back under .400.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 29, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They'll make up for it on Friday

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 29, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speckled Eggs McGaffin

I am positive that the lack of penicillin in 1887 was the cause of this nickname.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

irl lol

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Louis Pasteur wuz rite!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 29, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine? Hoof and Mouth disease a thing of the past!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So before that one wild weekend he was just plain ‘Eggs McGaffin’?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 29, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also agreed with pulling him.

I am not sure he needed to go out for the 9th, but I was ok with that because of how he was pitching. After the walk I agreed it was time to come out for the various reasons mentioned previously.

Then some umpiring happened, then some ridiculously bad luck happened, then a HISTORICALLY TERRIBLE OUTFIELDER/SECOND BASEMAN happened.

Still mad about the loss, but gotta move on cause we really need to start winning the divisional games.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t know what the big deal is about pulling your pitcher with a three-run lead and an above average closer who hasn’t been worked to death already waiting in the wings. The game never should’ve gotten to Affeldt & Velez, but once it did, letting the game come down to Velez in the field was pretty indefensible. That said, this loss is on Wilson “Willie” Wilson, plain and simple.

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Considering the terrible calls on the pitches to Werth, I can’t really blame Wilson. The umpire decided to have some ridiculous strike zone where a pitch down the middle at the knees is not a strike.

by nataku on Apr 29, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well, it’s over, I’ve moved on. I don’t think it was the right decision, but the decision didn’t lose the game. Wilson and Velez did.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

and not hitting with people on base (16 LOB)

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we should probably be talking about THIS more.

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you!

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, thank you!

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bows

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's save a little slice of blame for Huff.

0-for-4 with 3 Ks is not what you want from your cleanup hitter.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 29, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bout Giggsey’s 2 chances for penalty last weekend?

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 29, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giggity?

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

allllllright

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Notched em both, thank God. My heart can’t take anymore of these close games… I wanted to tear my hair out in frustration/anxiety before Nani’s beatiful goal in the 81st minute gave us the lead.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s hope the Blues draw at least 1 game in the final 2 but not likely

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 29, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll drop points at Anfield on Sunday.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope

cuz there’s no chance against Wigan

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 29, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m nervous as hell for Sunday

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson did not receive the "L".

He blew the save, but so did Mama-San in the 10th.
You can blame Weez for the not-Win, but not the “L”.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 29, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Timmy for the not-Win too because he doesn’t have the W by his name!

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically the move SHOULD have made sense, but if Bochy wanted Wilson to close out the game why didn’t he just send him out to start the ninth? I know he’s a professional athlete and all, but coming in to close out a game forced to pitch from the stretch isn’t fun. I don’t care if he’s an All-Star closer, I doubt Rob Nenn or Mariano Rivera were ever comfortable pitching from the stretch right off the bat (no pun intended). Bochy made the statistically right move by bringing Wilson in, but I don’t get why he sent Timmy back out when he was already pretty close to 100 pitches

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 29, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

split the difference?

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t most or all relief pitchers/closers pitch from the stretch no matter the situation?

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson pitches from a ninjitsu stance

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit completely forgot about that….

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 29, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree

Especially with Tim batting in the bottom of the 8th. Do you really need your starter batting in the 8th? Unless of course, you’re trying to set him up for one of those manly CGs. Then it all fell apart.

by fiji.siv on Apr 29, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the other thing to think about

that double he gave up was a total fluke. He jammed Werth and the bastard got lucky to pop it out of reach and land it fair. He also got lucky it skipped by Nate enough to get the third run in. It’s not like Wilson came in and balked in 2 runs or something. Other than walking Howard, he pitched pretty well.

I still think he should have either given WIlson the ninth to start or let Timmy get er done.

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 29, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The bad luck impacted Wilson, making this Wilson’s fault. The same bad luck could’ve happened had he started the inning, it still would’ve been his “fault.”

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

this thread brings back unwanted memories

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

just take some more of your drugs FTK…. it’ll get better if you take them

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 29, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah i might have to if I hear this freakin argument anymore

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller’s call made it worse. It was eerily similar to Kuip’s call of Jose Cruz’s infamous dropped fly ball. “Werth hits a high fly ball down the right field line, Schierholtz racing over. It drops- FAIR BALL!!”

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit

so I have to cross post my Olympic Stadium knowledge.

It was designed to be retractable, but it didn’t even have a roof at all until 10 years after the Olympics, and the retractability didn’t work until 1988, and then it worked very poorly. Not sure when the first game that they played open air after putting the roof on was.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

For as sucky a stadium as it was, it was still a blast to see a game there.

I went as a 19 year old, bought a Molson and some Poutine, got my picture taken with Youppi, saw Vladimir Guerrero hit a home run, and all for dirt cheap.

And Expos fans, while small in number, were the most rabid baseball fans I’ve ever seen. Of the 6000-7000 people who were there, nearly half of them were totally painted in Expos colors, and they stood, banged drums and chanted during the entire game.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 29, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, they got screwed by MLB

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went there in the days of Delino DeShields, Marquis Grissom, and Larry Walker. I don’t remember too much of the game, actually, just the stadium. And I didn’t meet Youppi. Sad. :(

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion!
Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Same team! Same team!

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to SING!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

the money lies with the rbi's

17 hits, only 6 runs.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

And SIX walks

It should have been a blow out.

by nataku on Apr 29, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 29, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hair dresser—is that like a sabermetrician?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like analyst – therapist

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 29, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

analrapist

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by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really want to discuss this anymore

So, anyone get Super Street Fighter IV? I regret buying SFIV Collector’s Edition. :/

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by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t play video games really. Can we talk about alt-rock instead?

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUSEEEEE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 29, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

the nerbs are trying to take over again

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREEN DAY.... OLD green day

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 29, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you consider old Green Day, pikachu?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A few years ago, I heard Liz Phair interviewed on NPR, and they played a song from whitechocolatespaceegg as “early” Liz Phair. I felt old.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha!

WCSE was the jam! she was so talented and sexydelicious

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

was? did liz phair die?

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Die, team up with The Matrix, it’s all the same.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Matrix? Is she wearing black lycra jumpsuits now?

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the other The Matrix

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

darn, i wanted to see her in a black lycra jumpsuit.

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

she’s just old and washed up.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

back in their punk days, i feel as though everything before “American Idiot”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 29, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

i kinda figured.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

 Anything after Dookie is new.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 29, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… although i did like “Minority”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 29, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not making an editorial comment on the quality of the later stuff, just explaining where the line of demarcation is.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 29, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me

although you’re right, i felt alot changed after that album

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 29, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS result for 'alot'

Seems appropriate for pika:

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

you have got to be kidding me

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 29, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Pika propellers wildly

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, this is the elusive alot:

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what I was looking for.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

and I thought we were cool when we did this:

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 29, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

you’re in a hotel, you don’t have a fridge, what do they expect???

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 29, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Coors Light
PBR
Diet Coke
and….
Expensive Trappist Ale

One of these is not like the others.

by Ltisme on Apr 29, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of those should be imbibed cool but not cold.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 29, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rest should never be imbibed at all.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Apr 29, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most beers worth drinking should still taste good at room temperature. Cool is acceptable for a high alcohol trappist.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 29, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diet Coke??

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mountains are not blue.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Avatar porn joke

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the biggest cock of beer I ever saw.

by Evan on Apr 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

this guy

he gets me

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

alt-country?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice—I’m into it. I’m trying to acquire Live Cactus! with Joe Ely, at the moment.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thousand hand slap spam

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/yoga flame

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 29, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I switched my preorder at Gamestop to Red Dead Redemption. I’m pretty sure Rockstar made this game with me in mind.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have my eye on that, seems like a western GTA.

But, I’ll wait to hear what people say before I buy it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 29, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks fantastic.

Not much of a gamer here (only play The Show), but this is going to be on my rack.

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m playing HeartGold.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 29, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should trade Friend Codes.

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by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/blushes

I’ll get it to you when I get home from work later.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 29, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, god, I just found this MCC classic on GIS

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

blocked for me

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 29, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

consider yourself lucky

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you work at the Vatican?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps, to some people, a religious building.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 29, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

^_^

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I made this one a lolng time ago.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT:

Does anybody else want the Luchador Lou bobblehead as much as I do?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ME!

I want that bobblehead.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL YES

i didn’t even know about it until last night when Chris and Mike hipped me to it. Now i want it more than anything.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. Luchadors are cool, but Lou Seal is really lame. It’s a tossup.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you be so right and so wrong at the same time?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy Crab = the one true Giants mascot

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got the appropriate bobblehead for the crab. But you gotta love the Seal, man.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enh. I always found him to be a second-rate mascot.

I don’t like many mascots, though.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S NOT NATURAL!

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking nightmare fuel

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

or this

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea. I just found it on Google Image Search.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess, though: a snail.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A snail on acid, yes.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i say its a Fightin’ Geoduck

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 29, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was almost a Geoduck!

(That’s the mascot of Evergreen State, for those who have no idea what I’m talking about)

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a pokemon

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that supposed to be a trojan?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 29, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

aww gross.

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like some combination of a Trojan’s shield, and a Trojan condom.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 29, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

how am I supposed to put my penis in that thing?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just ask Bochy

He never has a problem putting Willie in.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

University of Spoiled Children FTW!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can't believe i've never heard this before

love it.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bro went to Cal and worked with the fb team.. they have a name for ’em all

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really!?

Or sarchasm? I’ve been hearing that for most of my life.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

never heard it, fact. i learned something today!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how we always referred to that school when I was at Cal

by nataku on Apr 29, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, University of Spoiled Chinese

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 29, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here. Although it was my parents who taught me that. Delorean is probably not older than my parents.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

god i hope not

that would be vaguely depressing

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnny Damon returning to his roots?

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by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, those unis were ugly.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUN SHOW

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa! When did the Royals have P.E. jerseys?

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUTURE JERSEY DAY

or whatever

some stupid Bud Selig bullshit from a few years back

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

what a ridiculous idea that was

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAD NO IDEA.

They must bring this back.

Star trek unis!

Mandalorian elbow armor!

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn Ahead the Clock Night

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by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The backwards baseball cap was part of the Uni.

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by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

so was the satellite dish hand!

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How else would they be able to catch the ball, which is now a concentrated sound wave?

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by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Only BLB could make that slightly tolerable.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible idea.

Just terrible

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TUUUUURRRIBLE

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOU!

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 29, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see the seal, but who is the dude on the right?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some guy who’s name I forget. He was in the Giants commercials that year.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 29, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you didn’t read my comment closely… nm =)

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I C Wut U did there

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 29, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL YEAH!

Now find the butt-slapping one.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask and ye shall receive

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 29, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you don't!

And I will fight any man to the (probably my) death that says otherwise!

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME???

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Apr 29, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo Lou Seal!

Rat lookin’ bastard… used to terrify my nephew. He would hide under his seat while Lou capered obsequiously for the owners’ kids in section 121.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 29, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are both cool imo

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would prefer the crab, of course

but Lou is good with the younguns.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 30, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh Oh, FSN has a show on the Brooklyn Dodgers….

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 29, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

in addition to what I said above

Grant’s right – we should have won the game no matter who was pitching – so to blame the loss on that decision is silly. It was bad luck to give up the lead, and the loss in extras was more bad luck combined with extreme suckitude on the part of Velez. Bochy’s truly questionable decisions came later in the game.

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 29, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a lot of us said

If this game results in a Velez DFA and/or option to fresno, it was all worth it.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 29, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

GLWT

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only we are so lucky..

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

the game won’t be worth it

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 29, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy was wrong

But you are correct, Wilson fresh vs. Timmy after 100 pitches is at worst a slight downgrade (and likely an upgrade). At least in a vacuum. However, Timmy was on point all night long and Bochy’s process for the decision was all kinds of fucked up.

The really frightening thing, at least for me, is Bochy is willing to leave Timmy in last week for an extra inning when he didn’t have shit. Against the Cards, Timmy came into the seventh having thrown 99 pitches and obviously struggling all night. He walks the leadoff guy with a PH on deck and then the top of the order coming up (an amazingly similar situation). What does Bochy do? Leaves him in. TImmy struggled through the inning, getting out of it and throwing 120 pitches in total. Against the Phillies, with Timmy dominating, he won’t let him get the last two outs. Hell, part of the reason is probably his dumbass decision to leave him in needlessly long against the Cards.

Bochy fucked up twice here and it cost the Giants a game.

by marcello on Apr 29, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly what i was thinking.

It’s like a he flips a coin.
It’s so dumb how he isn’t consistent.

by Fire Sabean on Apr 29, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FireSabean

ReplaceWithJoeMorgan
ProblemSolved

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I remember correctly

Zito gave up a walk also in the 8th after dominating and Bochy pulled him for Romo.. Doesn’t learn from his mistakes

by Fire Sabean on Apr 29, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

1) Those situations aren’t even close to comparable

2) I can think of plenty of instances of a pitcher giving up a 4 pitch walk in late innings with the lead and Bochy sending in a reliever with out anything going wrong. Nobody considers those to be mistakes.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So glad you back up that opinion. I now so clearly see the error of my ways.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was a compelling argument.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

so since we're all over the place anyway

Whatcha Netflixing?

We just started The Wire: Season Two last night. Such a cheery show to wash away the Eugenio taste in my mouth!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOST

I’m halfway through Season 4 now.

Shitting bricks on an episode by episode basis.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 29, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re almost caught up! You can watch the finale live

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 29, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wire is so awesome

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I no longer have to avoid all the scintillating Nikki and Paulo plot points so that you don’t get spoiled.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 29, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say, as utterly pointless as they were, I really got a kick out of Sawyer in that episode.

“Nikki’s dead, dude.”
“…who the hell is Nikki?”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 29, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I hope no one minds me spoiling that plot point)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 29, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T UNSEE IT!!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite thing is that when they were cast, the producers were talking up the guy who played Paulo by saying “He’s the Brazilian Tom Cruise!”

I do love that they just gave it a “Fuck it, let’s kill ’em off” for that episode though.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 29, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst characters ever

although I did expect them to make a comeback.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the worst part is that they implausibly introduced them as people who have been there the whole time! Really! They’re super important!!! And even billed them as regulars and everything and then… did nothing with them except for like one scene until their centric episode.

I mean, if they’re going to be main-billed cast members at least DO SOMETHING WITH THEM.

That said, I’m glad they didn’t actually do anything with them because they were annoying (and Rodrigo Santoro was even strangely un-hot in it, I don’t know what it was.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 29, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me I need to subscribe to Netflix before I go to school. No cable in the dorms. Woe is me.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really wish i was still in college- we barely had VCRs back then…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Apr 29, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you had netflix back then

you probably WOULD still be in college.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Apr 29, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had the internet I would be in jail

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Apr 29, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

man

my netflixing grinds to a halt durng baseball season. Been sitting on 71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance forever. Can’t even remember what else is queued up.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have Netflix

But I recently started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender and have Torchwood coming up next.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Us either. Between the Giants, the Sharks, [upcoming World Cup] and life …there’s no time for anything else.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No NBA in there?

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Apr 29, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I wanted to watch a “sporting event” where the outcome was already decided, I’d watch rasslin’ eh… no I wouldn’t…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No refs in NASCAR.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Apr 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lost

I’ve got like 8 episodes left in season 5.

Then I’ll be hitting the torrents to get caught up with this season. Hmm, maybe I can get caught up before the finale?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think ABC.com has every episode streaming

or you can use torrents

I’m hoping to get caught up before the finale, I think we have like almost a month to do it, man.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 29, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very possible. You can finish season 5 by the weekend and even get started on 6.

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh?

then I can surely finish up before the finale.

my wife will be out tonight, so I can probably watch like 4 episodes tonight.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The finale is May 23rd! You’ll make it

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 29, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

you know how hard it is to avoid spoilers when you start watching a show 6 years after it starts?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Can you believe redacted is dead?! HOLY SHIT RIGHT? And what about redacted? WHAT AN ASSHOLE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 29, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of The Wire, has anyone watched Treme?

I have the pilot but I’m afraid of my expectations.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 29, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It moves at a Wire pace, meaning you’re not likely to really get invested until about 3 or four episodes in (4th one’s upcoming).

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

been recording it, but i heard its rather slow.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

also bunk gets beat up by cops?! how wrong is that!

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m recording them, and looking forward to it

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been enjoying it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 29, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got the Hudsucker Proxy

Waiting for an away game so I can watch it.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 29, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

need to rewatch that

it’s been ages. didn’t like/appreciate it at the time, but i bet i would now.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, for kids.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 29, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Samurai Jack

Not sure why. The lady and I just felt like watching them for some reason.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Samurai Jack is awesome. I need to get the DVDs.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moving into the second season. I had forgotten how many episodes there were. It seemed like there were only a couple seasons worth because I kept seeing the same bunch over and over when they were still on television.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Netwhatnow?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of the top things on our netflix are my wife's picks

Right now we have My Super Ex-Girlfriend. I have very little desire to see it.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 29, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think right. Just say no.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Apr 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, really bad.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got Oh Brother Where Art Thou, specifically because we were arguing about it on McCC and I wanted to see if it was still as bad as I remembered.

by Evan on Apr 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad? WHAT?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You heard me, mister.

by Evan on Apr 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish the search function on this site were working so I could look up such blaspheme.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philistine

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Apr 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

top 5 movie of all time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 29, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going into it with an open mind, but to this I can only say: nah.

by Evan on Apr 30, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t take kindly to people who are so wrong about movies around here.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 29, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just… I don’t… but…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 29, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adventureland.

Jesse Eisenberg, Scarlett’s hubby and Kristen Stewart. Pretty good.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Apr 29, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it

But, that could be because I’m young and naive.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 29, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I was quite disappointed by that movie

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 29, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoak ’im if ya got ’im.

by Every6thDay on Apr 29, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, since someone else brought up POKEMONZ!!!!

So far, my hitters are 7/11 today, with 5 R, 3 HR, and 6 RBI.

But I’ve lost ground in the standings. How? Because, aside from SB, I’m already in first place in every offensive category but SB.

But I’m dead last for WINZ!!!!, because all my pitchers (including Cain) are constantly getting Cained.

I think it’s time to trade for some pitching.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain getting Cained, oh the irony

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got some pitching

And a lot of starting pitching.

No, you can’t have Santana

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 29, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure if I understood more about how fantasy leagues/points work I’d be happy for you. Probably.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks at my pokemonz 1B, sees the name “Pujols”, feels better

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm nowhere near a water cooler.

Never was. Never will be.

More people seemed disturbed about Velez.

And since I’ve discovered the key to eliminating memories both good and bad (Don’t ever sleep!) I have no recollection what it was he did or didn’t do.

The MLB Media Center informs me there’s no Giant baseball today (Yes, I’m that out of it) so instead I dial up the Braves/Cards…and who should greet me from out of my dim dark past but the Mad Hungarian himself, Al Hrabosky!

Doesn’t look quite as mad these days, tho’…

Also, Reducto Ad Absurdum yerself.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ooooWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEooooooooo!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

KILLER TOFU

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Doug call back

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, the Beets?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memories of old Nick shows causes me to remember Pete and Pete

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not watch that growing up

but everyone says it was a great show.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it had a 10 year old with a pinup tattoo on his forarm.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone knows that

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I WILL SHRINK YOU!”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the secret to eliminating memories?

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would you want a memory of eliminating?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun size!!

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by EliminateMe on Apr 29, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep fergetting that this is a nerb site

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

do you want to talk about RIBBIES?

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drools

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong.

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's talk about rip saws vs. crosscut saws....

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I was under the car last night trying to figure out what the deal is with my parking brake when I realize that the cable had been cut. WTF. And by cut I mean probably broke due to harsh over use.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

was it frayed?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

we don't serve string

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked like it snapped from use and abuse.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it was clean, then maybe someone cut it?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you doing J turns?

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Former owner’s fault. It is a caged race car where the hand brake sees some action. I try to avoid that because it’s rarely needed.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would think that handbreak turns fall far below ‘rarely needed’

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by ringleader3 on Apr 30, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for your thoughts.

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by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

How?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you’rehere.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 29, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you used – instead of _

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's biggest mistake

Was thinking that Velez in LF/DeRosa at 2B constituted either a defensive OR offensive upgrade over DeRosa in LF/Downs at 2B.

Fuck double switches.

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DFA Velez/Ishikawa

by GiantPain on Apr 29, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed. I don’t know what he’s looking at that makes him think Velez would be an improvement over DeRosa, even conceeding that DeRosa is an low-average LF at best.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 29, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

head needs to be bigger

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck movie was this?

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by iammclovin on Apr 29, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh...

too much

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the perfect time to have used a subject.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSS
Andrew (Middlebury, VT)
Lincecum or any other pitcher in baseball right now? Yesterday’s outing was absurd

Klaw (2:11 PM)
No, yesterday’s outing didn’t count because he didn’t get a win. Did you miss that memo?

God I love reading Keith Law’s chats.

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by jctGamer on Apr 29, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

mike (anywhere)
“O RLY?” How is that a response to a legit comment? Your job here is to ANSWER questions not to be a jerk. You’ve gotten progressively more arrogant over the years and I’m done.

Klaw (1:27 PM)
I just checked my paperwork with ESPN. “Be a jerk” is #3 on the list of responsibilities. Door’s on your left.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 29, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this guy should have a front office job?
Justin (L.A., CA)
Keith it’s your responsibility as an analyst to take seriously questions about “intangibles” and “factors beyond statistics” and “the right way” and “scrappiness” and “grit”

Klaw (1:34 PM)
Right. Even if I believe they’re as real as the Tooth Fairy and the gyroball.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 29, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHHA

In your face, “Justin”!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfffft, foolish Dodger fan.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're being repetitive

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by Gobroks on Apr 29, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This can't be a real comment

He left out “gamer”

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
# Just got a “you can’t measure heart” email in my ESPN mailbag. about 6 hours ago via web

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by jctGamer on Apr 29, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm late to the party here so this might well have been discussed, but...

…does anyone think that the mistake was not pinch-hitting for Timmy in the bottom of the 8th? If Borkghetti saw some sort of hidden double-secret sign that he was tiring and, knowing that Victorino, Utley, Howard, etc were coming up in the top of the 9th, when Nate led off with a single, would not the correct thing then be to PH for Timmy there?

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by capn on Apr 29, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I could agree a bit. If Timmy is on a short leash, lets be aggressive and get more runs.

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by ringleader3 on Apr 29, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think at that point, Bork had it in his head to let Timmy go for the CG, but changed his mind at the BB.

Our manager is not famous for having careful plans. I would not be surprised if he has “SSS” tattooed somewhere on his body.

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by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

His Penis?

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by capn on Apr 29, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just keep going back to that ghastly hit from Werth in the 9th

And Velez… bahhhhhhh Velez

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 29, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

i just CTRL-F’d 35 "Bochy"s, but only 28 "Velez"s.

by FPTV on Apr 29, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Here

Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez Velez

That should hold you for a while :)

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knew I could count on you

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

She may have said this as well =)

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

She never says this to me

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 29, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

velez velez velez velez velez velez velez

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 29, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bo Belez

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by EliminateMe on Apr 29, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That V word

has been D2D after last night

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

You know you've been thinking about baseball too much

when your coworker says Megan Fox is hot and my response was

“Megan Fox is like RBIs. Highly Overrated.”

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by jctGamer on Apr 29, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

1.) This may be an indication

2.) You’re so wrong about Megan Fox. She’s so hot I’d do her

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

toe thumbs

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by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of all the things you could look at on that girl you’re picking thumbs?

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

her eyes bug me

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

no, I don’t care, actually. I’m just amused by them.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe me I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything like that

But Maxim wants me to believe she is one of the 5 hottest women in the world.

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by jctGamer on Apr 29, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Maxim wants you to talk about whether she’s one of the 5 hottest women in the world with other guys who will go out and buy copies of Maxim to decide for themselves.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 29, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Maxim

Fail. Not enough aZn.

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by jctGamer on Apr 29, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

...like she owed me money

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

high five!

she does nothing at all for me.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But do you wish she would?

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by jctGamer on Apr 29, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

U...

Muzz B Da Gay

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 29, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

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by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done

Another overrated, overmarketed and over processed skinny chick.

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 29, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

She may be really dumb and was over saturated but saying she is overrated is incorrect.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s hot until she starts talking.

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The decision that no one is discussing is:

whether Bochy should have gone to Sabeans office with a gun and the thought in mind of a headline in the morning paper with the words “murder” and “suicide.”

Not that I endorse murder or suicide, mind you. But really, isn’t this the decision that has the longest lasting ramifications on this season and the next?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck yes

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that at a carnival once

Everyone got pissed at me. Still worth it.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 29, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that in high school…oh wait, I didn’t have to run up and do it manually. I hated that guy, too…

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

KFRED!

1-2 single

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching K-Fred hack against the A's...

Infield hit in 3rd with 0 outs.

Can he steal???

Went for it, but it’s fouled for strike 1.

Uh-Oh… 6-4-3 GDP.

No vroom.

(next dude doubled)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 29, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

so to sum up

Fred beat out an infield hit and someone else GIDP. Velez really is much better.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 30, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody come bubble in 900 scantron bubbles for me, so I can watch hockey instead.

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

900? ouch

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Tumblr suggested I follow fuckyeahtimlincecum and philadelphiaphillies.

I may or may not have just yelled at my computer screen.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds like your computer deserved what it got

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO MUCH VELEZ

not enough Bowker. Slumping tho Bowker be. He’s not a silly wing nut that thinks baseballs are the cwaziest things.

by raldoo on Apr 29, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker hit a double off the 2nd best pitcher in the National League last game he played; therefore, he shall never play again. Eugenio will be back in the starting lineup again tomorrow, because he deserves a chance to make amends for the 11th inning.

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Apr 29, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork

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by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks game starting

Anyone else think things are lining up for them? Their potential biggest challenge in the finals is gone…they made it past the first round…um, that’s it.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know. After the past few seasons it’s tough to get all in a tizzy about it. The Sharks have dropped a ridiculous number of game 1’s at home over the past few seasons. My hopes are neither up nor down.

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hrmmm...

I think getting past Detroit and then (most likely) Chicago would be the tougher tests than beating Washington in the Finals. And a finals vs. the Pens would be just as tough as one against Washington.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 29, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wash was the best team this year…they outscored everyone by a ton. I’m just gonna disagree with you.

I think Detroit will be the biggest test, though.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lotta good that did ‘em. They’re done.

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that Washington was the best team in the league during the regular season...

But they weren’t the team I feared most in the Playoffs. As good as they were, I had my suspicions Wash would flame out in the playoffs. Maybe not in the first round, but at some point prior to the Stanley Cup Finals.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 29, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for posting this

I didn’t even realize the series was starting tonight and probably would have missed the game had I not read this.

by nofreetime on Apr 29, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

games on now. [not at 7-7:30 like it usually is]

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

I’m watching — Go Sharkies! SCORE!!!

by nofreetime on Apr 29, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not there was a scheduling conflict with an Eagles concert for Friday night – the night the series should have started!

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

All bow to the Eagles!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 29, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bummer:

This is reaching ridiculous proportions: Justin Duchscherer left tonight’s game in the fifth with what the A’s are calling a left hip injury. Duchscherer has had two surgeries on his right hip, and he has been on the DL five times in his career.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/athletics/index?#ixzz0mXgVD9nl

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm...

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 29, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did you get Freddy Sanchez's MRI results?

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by Gobroks on Apr 29, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Guy

I really like him. And injury or not, I wish the Giants had tried for him.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Big Pavelski!

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Lee Hammer says no

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by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Time Timmy Jim says no same with Bam-Bam (Patrick Willis)

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatcha Tacklin’ ’Bout Willis?

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Heater!

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

what the actual fuck?!?!

I mean…. YAY!!!!

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Could the series start off any better than this first 10 minutes?

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

After last night’s disaster, I’m not taking anything for granted :)

by nofreetime on Apr 29, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I’ll stop my urges to prematurely celebrate =)

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 29, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they are thrilled to see someone other than Anderson in net.

by nofreetime on Apr 29, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is amazing

3 goals in 90 seconds….against Detroit.

Kinda reminds me of that Niners / Cowboys NFC championship game in 95. That started really well, too.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

boooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Comme ci comme ca

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 29, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way…

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh it just seemed like you’ve got your “boo’s” well rehearsed

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 29, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silver Lining

Velez better be DFA’d after Sanchez comes back as I’m sure Bowtie was screaming from his super luxury suite, “Who the hell put the batboy in left field?!?!?!?”

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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 29, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey! This thread is about hockey for another 2 hours!

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I don't follow the rules buddy

They follow me.

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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 29, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to kill this power play and not let Detroit back in the game. Didn’t the Sharks blow a big lead against Detroit in the playoffs two years ago?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 29, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This looks like it will be a much more entertaining series. The CO one was frustrating but really one-sided.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

just got to do that 11 more times!

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do Bips rules apply to hockey games as well? If so, Sharkies just made Bip very happy.

by nofreetime on Apr 29, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

A belated summation:

For once, Bochy’s pitching decisions were unexceptionable. He left Timmy in to hit because it looked like a lock and he wanted to get Timmy a CG. When the 9th started, it’s not so much that it was with a walk as that it was with a 4-pitch walk, and moreover (in my view) Timmy’s body language said “tired”. As has been noted, almost any pitcher on a major-league staff can close out a game with a 3-run lead and only 3 outs to get, even with a runner on first. Moreover, it is part of The Code of the West that when a starter has pitched well, you just do not allow him to reach a position where he might lose his W. Granted, tying run was only in the on-deck circle, so technically one more batter could have been seen; but with Timmy, it’s as much a matter of risking a needless Earnie as the loss of a W, and there was no reason on Earth not to make the move then.

What happened after was a series of misfortunes hard to blame on anyone, with a really, really dramatic exception: the use of Gino Velez. It is unclear what Velez has to do to make it any more manifest than it long has been that he is neither a major-league hitter nor a major-league fielder (at any position); for that matter, he’s also not a major-league base runner, speed or no.

Easily the disaster of the game was Bochy failing to give Velez the take sign with a 2-0 count. Eugenio Velez has a career-to-date walks rate of 5.5%, while he has struck out in 15.9% of his plate appearances; his career OBA is .298 and career BA is .259. This is a man you let swing away at 2-0 in a critical situation?

Yes, there were a lot of “turning points” in the game, not least of which was Velez’s shocking second misplay, but they all came down to physical deeds done or not done. But that no-take was a premeditated mental grotesquerie of awesome enormity.

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by owlcroft on Apr 29, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Knowing Velez

It’s possible that Bochy did give him the take sign, and he swung anyway.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 29, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Bochy doesn't have a take sign

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by Gobroks on Apr 29, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a 'take a hack' sign

Which is always on.

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by GiantPain on Apr 29, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy has 2 signs: Swing away and GIDP

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by Gobroks on Apr 29, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the Sharks game on?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd period just starting on Versus

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid

I dont even get Versus. Cant watch the Tour de France either.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

zokay, they are trying real hard to blow it anyways.

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You can probably also listen to the audio feed via KFOX’s website.

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There will be international feeds, every one superior to the CBS - type dreck.

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Woo-hoo only 200 more bubble to go!!

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez

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by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god for subject lines.

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Weird, I can’t see it.

That’s probably a good thing.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Bochy was very wrong and deserves criticism.

Although Bochy is a nice guy, and quite likeable, he was wrong, and he is wrong by his own standard. He let Lincecum hit in the bottom of the 8th with runners in scoring position. If he let Lincecum hit there and did not go to a regular position player to pinch hit, he signaled that he was ready to give up the better chance of scoring run, in order to leave Lincecum in the game. However, when Lincecum walked a batter on 4 pitches, and they were not that bad, he immediately took him out. The play to make, if he was ready to pull Lincecum, was to pinch hit for him and try to tack on some more runs, and let your reliever of choice start the ninth inning. Perhaps even going for some of your favorite righty lefty matchups, ala Felipe Alou. By the way, Affledt was terrible except against Howard. Bochy would not have been second quessed however, if the ump gave Wilson the strike he threw to get out of the game, only to see it called a ball. Once again the gmen get screwed by the umps.

by bradleybear on Apr 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum came up in a bunt situation

If he’s gonna call for the bunt, Lincecum can get it done as well as anyone on the bench. So there’s no real signal there.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 29, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are 100% correct it was a bunt situation and even if it wasn't......

one could argue Timmy swings the bat as well as anyone they have on the bench…….now that’s fucking sad……….

by ScottinMarin on Apr 29, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could

but you would look stupid.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bowker
one could argue Timmy swings the bat as well as anyone they have on the bench

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by Gobroks on Apr 29, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

While my comment was tongue in cheek......I can tell you this....

There is no question in my mind that if Tim were to have spent as much time concentrating on hitting as Bowker has…he would be a superior hitter to Bowker.

In addition, I would have no doubt that Tim could play the outfield as well or better than Bowker with just a few weeks of practice…..Tim is simply an off the charts natural athlete with tremendous instincts for the game……sucks for Giants fans we have far too few of them on this roster.

by ScottinMarin on Apr 30, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been there, done that . . . .

Bork let Timmy hit because he was hoping to get him a CG. He felt that they already had runs aplenty—which is not a stupid conclusion, all things considered—and CGs help in Cy Young voting.

When Timmy walked the leadoff man on four pitches—and looked tired doing it (which is my subjective opinion—Bork figured no point in needlessly risking another Earnie on Timmy’s ERA, and so went to the pen for a guy that even people here think is generally reliable (I’m not one of them, but that’s another story).

No contradiction, just a reasonable change in plan dictated by game circumstances.

Now the rest of what went on, apart from the pitching, well, got the T-Shirt, too.

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by owlcroft on Apr 30, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Minor correction

He got the leadoff man to ground out. It was the second batter that he walked.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 30, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Schierholtz for the loss

If he had the powers of that Deadman guy from the comic books and could have possessed Velez in the bottom of the 11th and got himself a 6th hit for the day, thus scoring himself and and Uribe? The Giants would be tied with the Padres right now.

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Also, screw you Bochy.

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by iammclovin on Apr 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

O/T Just got back from the Schierholtz signing

My mom says to him, “You’re having a great season!” His response: “The season just started.”

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that makes me love him more than i already do

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

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by rotorueter on Apr 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE HE SHOT YOUR MOM DOWN!

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kdl's no dude

Can’t you smell the flowers?

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by EliminateMe on Apr 29, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

note the all caps, dude

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was being modest, but it was still hilarious.

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DID YOU ASK HIM ANY OF OUR QUESTIONS?

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by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

his dad taught him well

always be humble

the kid has got it

by bacci40 on Apr 29, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LiL JoE !!!!!

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAHHH!!!!!

Fucking Detroit, let us have a lead for a while eh?

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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching a little Suns at Blazers. Another facepalm worthy Craig Sager suit (he’s got a red suit on).

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The Grizzlies game is on and Joey is looking a little off today. Walked three in the 1st.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

And Posey just hit a single.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he catching? dhing? or playing 1st?

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonder of wonders

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to see the Grizz when they come to Sacto?

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by The Enchanter on Apr 29, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it. We’ve yet to have a good experience going to a game at Raley field. If I want to see loud drunken oafs, I can just stare at my neighbors, I don’t need to drive halfway across town.

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a joke that is really inappropriate that could be used.

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Only on one of those boring old nature shows…

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Unlike stupid pandas, grizzlies embrace their bear-ness. They don’t need porn in order to have someone show them how to do it.

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by DrStankus on Apr 29, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

I now see why I post at this place.

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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 29, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not so bad.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just got 86 kills on Downpour. New personal best.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Downpour

Whatever. Theyre basically the same map/

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did Kevin Millar decide he wanted to ruin the best channel on TV?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez, what a horrible decision by MLB Network. Now I am going to have to decide who I hate more, Casey or Millar.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cowboy UP!

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by srpwrd on Apr 29, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casey’s worse. Just barely. But I think he’s dumber than Millar but just as vocal. It’s like he wants everyone in the world to know how fucking stupid he is.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 29, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

62 seconds to go

and I will say…the Red Wings are fast and great skaters. We can definitely beat them but this is going to be a battle all the way.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Have they pulled Howard yet?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 29, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just did.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

18 seconds to go

And Howard was pulled but then put back. Face off in Sharks zone. Howard will be pulled.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

this would be a good time to win a face off

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by tobias on Apr 29, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd considered pulling Nabokov for the last 18 seconds

He thought Nabokov looks gassed after that last save. However he decided to leave him in there for the complete game victory and the Sharks won.

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by jctGamer on Apr 30, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Merkin Valdez cleared waivers today and has been assigned to AAA Las Vegas (kind of far for Toronto’s AAA team).

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They used to have their AAA team in Syracuse. Until last year, I think.

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Yeah. Syracuse is the Nationals now.

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by rotorueter on Apr 30, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joey just gave up a homer to Cust. Tie game in Fresno.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

here we go

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Bud Light?

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by tobias on Apr 29, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHARKS WIN

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

VICTORY

SHARKS WIN!!

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Yay Sharks!!!!

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YES!!!

1-0 baby. Three to go!

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We now return you to your regularly scheduled baseball Pokemon, Rush, dinner discussions…

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by Merope on Apr 29, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this pokemon shit. no one cares about your fantasy team!!

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the Pirates but

Top 6, Pittsburgh 2, Los Angeles 0

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by SFGuy on Apr 29, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ACK

Jack Taschner in for Brian Burres

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by SFGuy on Apr 29, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got out of the jam. Still 2-0 Pittsburgh.

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by SFGuy on Apr 29, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

God dammit

The Padres just hit 7 singles in a row

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

And then Eckstein GIDP!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

More proof that Bork still works for the Padres

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by Gobroks on Apr 29, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit, Milwaukee.

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by scout6 on Apr 29, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

7 fucking singles in a row

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY ARENT EVEN GOOD GODAMMIT

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

sooo many no-namers

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Apr 29, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

but a lot of Hair

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kershaw

just walked Jack Taschner

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Olney just said Mike Stanton is comparable to Jason Heyward

LOL WUT

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by jctGamer on Apr 29, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Dudes pretty good. Hes got like 11 HRs already.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok only 9

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But his career minor league OPS is a bit higher then Heywards

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has twice Heyward’s K rate, though.

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Sometimes I forget that Geno Espineli is still in the organization.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess you not asian.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. Ive had you pegged as a white guy ever since I started posting on this site. I suck.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, that is the complete opposite of me.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, seriously. I know how you feel though. Still barely anybody on this site knows that Im a black girl.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There you go.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call everyone “dude,” though. Regardless if they’re a guy or a chick or a golden retriever.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah dont worry about it. I get called due a lot. Like I said, not many people on this site realize Im a girl.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crakalaka, you are freaking me out man.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

man?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

boy

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Even less people knew than I thought.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice website, btw

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

“fewer”

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 29, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figure of speech apparently.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 29, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, how’d you know I was a golden retriever?

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Apr 29, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard you barking, bro.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was that time you sniffed my butt, but Grant did that too, so I wasn’t sure.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus told me that was the secret MCC handshake!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Apr 30, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s just his explanation for all of the weird things he likes to do.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 30, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

RACIAL PROFILING

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 29, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean Graham is Arizona?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 29, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

Loses to Pittsburgh, 2-0

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 29, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez, youre fast.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 29, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kemp.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 29, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ, are they really on a 5 game losing streak?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 29, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry likes this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 29, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol. Complete opposite of last year.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

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