We were calling for this before today. I think we're all especially calling for this after today. For gods sake, DFA Eugenio Velez. I'll take anyone instead. This guy is worthless in every possible aspect. He can't hit unless it's unimportant, he can't field unless it's not critical, and he can't run unless it's not meaningful. He's like a swiss-army knife with a blurry magnifying glass, a dull blade, and a bent corkscrew - lots of tools, but completely useless.