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fuck.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

FUCK

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nicely done, Natto

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this thread already. But only because it exists in the first place.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

D Backs score

11-10 Colorado

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

TIE GAME!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuckbeans

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

With a side of fucksalsa.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

does it come

with a fucktilla?

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could do for some fucksalsa.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that, and then some.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

oh hey guys

just stopped by to say

FUCK!!

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

not only does this game fucking blow now but i also have two finals tomorrow.

i hate you jason werth… so much.

by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

velez in left?

this keeps getting worse and worse.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hear that?

its the yankees whispering into lincecum’s hear… “we can score runs…”

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

banned

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Mariano is forever…”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ! He will be the unlikely hero.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

unlikely.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would be so…so Giants

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, "heroics,"

They were just passive witnesses/recipients of FAILgifts.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He has more power than Bowker

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING POWER

How does it work?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you KIDDING me?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

/SAD TROMBONIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck

Do you put in Velez instead of Uribe.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay! Velez!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

/ Shakes new thread

Does this one have a Giatns win in it?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate everything!

Fuck this sport
fuck this game
fuck this team…

Just….win now.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, what? Velez? Shit.

And also, way to hit the leadoff hitter and put him on base.

Will this end well?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HHIIIEEAADD: snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were going to move DeRosa to 2nd anyways, they should have PH Bowker for Downs.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez and a hit batsmen!

Phillies: Bunt, double, out, single, out.

Giants: ground out, strike out, ground out.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Honey Bunches of Oats or Cinnamon Life?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Honey Bunches of Oats.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im kinda leaning towards Life.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blech.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLECH YOU

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL YOU ASKED!

Life is like eating cardboard, no matter how cinnamony.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really good cinnamonny cardboard though.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it were this game

I’d say Stinky Bunches of Garbage

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

We deserve to lose this game at this point

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt hits a .154 leadoff hitter

I’m beginning to think this would be a good time to turn the game off.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Keeping their heads.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S HITTING 154 AFFELDT! the only way he could get on base would be for you to fucking hit him

by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

good play.

don’t hit anyone else.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Rough play be DeRosa there.
WEll done.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It is fun when the Giants win, it is fucking hilarious when they lose.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

i haven’t laughed 8+ times this year

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Padres game was Monty Python-level hilarious. This game is definitely higher than an Apatow joint.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t let it get to Howard, Affeldt.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW THE FUCK IS THE TOP OF THE LINEUP UP AGAIN?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ASK WILSON. HE MADE IT THAT WAY.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This is wonderful.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeeezis...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt, for the love of God, please. Let me keep some faith in you.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play please.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does this team hate us so much?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing personal, just business.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we caused them to look like schmucks for two straight games?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

The giants are the only ones who has shit like this happen to them

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame us. If we didn’t get so cocky when our mediocre team smacked around the NL champs, we wouldn’t be so let down when the tables get turned.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, no matter what - we took the series.

We have ability beyond this game.

We’ll be OK.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, krukow

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but it hurts to lose this one when we had it in the bag

by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Just trying to disengage from the pain.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

think world series teams think like that

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are not a World Series team.

Far from it.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballgame.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck was THAT!?!?!?

by ololo3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

……

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this. Fuck this so hard.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbelievable.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

geez

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS FUCKING CHRISTMAS REALLY?

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

gold glove Molina

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

This was fun.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously? Fucking a.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

And now we pray for a Madson meltdown.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WE NEED BENGIE’S SUPERIOR DEFENSE!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HEROICS!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck shit

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

oooppssiiee.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a much more appropriate image of someone being shot

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the good news department

11-11 in colorado.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

How the fuck did we manage to lose this one?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god we have such a good defensive catcher

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Quiet park is quiet.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

borderline personality is borderline

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't blame Molina.

Posey would have dug a hole and buried the ball in it.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ayup.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A
I see the Giants are doing everything they can to avoid the sweep.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What kind of nails is Affeldt? Rusty?

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is falling apart.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

wow affeldt. have any money on this game?

by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll see your Ryan Howard extension and raise you a Affeldt/Wilson extension.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEELS FALLING OFF.

This game is so bad it Froze my iPhone

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

i feel murderous right now

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are you sucking so hard Affeldt.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

When did our bullpen turn to crap?

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKITY FUCKEN FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You must not repress your feelings.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if we win, this is the worst game of the year so far

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Just wait, Cololrado comes into town this weekend.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

on to 88 wins

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

who in the what now?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, Affeldt is wild. Who’s warming up?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

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Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

<

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh?

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lt. Serge

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im just going to emotionally disconnect from this team for the rest of the game.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS REALLY FUNNY

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Same, i've been writing a paper... which i finally finished finally

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might want to add a grammar check on top of the spell check

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by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh, forgive me, i finally finished a paper, so i'm really kinda like

oh hey, giants gave up 3 runs bottom 9 to let them tie the game. Little pissed but not FUCK IM SO MAD!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really no one’s fault that we’re gonna lose this game, it’s more just one piece of bullshit falling into place after the other, but if there is one particular person to blame, I’d blame Bochy. I wasn’t really mad when he pulled Timmy, but at the same time I thought his leash was kinda short after the game that Timmy had just had. Maybe he should have waited until the tying run had made it up before he called for Wilson.

by ololo3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Again, Bochy made the right move. Did you see Timmy’s last 4 pitches? Too gassed to face the heart of the order.

Wilson fucked this one up just fine on his own.

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Bochy made the right move at the time.

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by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

No its definitely Wilson’s fault.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Nate’s.

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have been a two-run double. Turned into three.

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howard was going with the pitch. No chance.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Wilson’s fault for walking Howard in the first place.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t Nate’s fault. Werth got lucky with that chalk shot.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point, wilson just didn’t want to give into the strike zone… but threw a pitch up

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched himself into a hole by trying to paint the corners, though. He left himself no other choice.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was totally nibbling. Ungood.

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess i can understand that, especially when you’re pitching to players that can actually hit the ball

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had Nate standing in the #7 archway. There’s no way he gets to that.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

preventing the double

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ironically, yes.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

they did it wrong, but hell he had a good hit there to be honest

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, whatever, still think Wilson is one of the best closers in the NL

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing I blame Bochy for is the retarded decision to bunt Ishikawa.

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.

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe this

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by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

double play was looming tho

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by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t play not to lose; he could have pulled one through the hole, or even an out that way could’ve moved the runner over

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, it seems pretty clear that Ishi has no clue how to bunt.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

His two tries were hideous.

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree with the peanut gallery

Pulling Tim was totally the right move.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Timmy knows what it's like to be Cain

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean Zito?

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by ejdacanay on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell happened to Affeldt?

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by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Who the hell knows

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s pitched enough. His arm is too live.

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Oh, boy. This hurts.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

And game is off

Or I might kill myself

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by Docter419 on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Put Romo in the game.

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by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Fuck this game

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by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOO

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt what the fucking fuck????

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fucking disgusting

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, I don’t hear SF fans boo their players often. But Wilson and Affeldt really fucking deserve it right now.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson No Affeldt Yes

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno – Wilson looked pretty bad.

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we were due for an ugly one.

Sorry it had to smear a Timmy Day.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Affeldt still pitching?

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Lefties can’t hit lefties

Belted!

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Lefty must face lefty.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

because he’s a veteran and timmy’s not.

by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the worst game ever

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WRONG

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

way wrong

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by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, how come no one’s posting comments from the Phillies board! Why stop now?!?!?!

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Mods editing like mad

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillys are such arrogant douches when they actuually win a game.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BFD.

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

just fucking shoot me, now.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit Bochy.

What in the name of holy fuck is wrong with you?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Unique ability

to rip your heart out. BTW Bochy – ya think maybe 2 HBP a wild pitch and a walk is enough to suggest that Affeldt doesn’t have it today.

What an awful game to end a good series.

by lexluth7 on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that's weird

Timmy walks one guy in 8 1/3 innings and Bochy is quick with the hook.

Affeldt is awful, just absolutely awful, with zero control, two HBPs, a walk and just horrible pitching, and Bochy leaves him in.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh Affeldts finnaly pitching well. That could result in a win. Better take him out.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip: "We'll be Back"

/don’t threaten me, dude

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I just dont get not letting TIm at least pitch to Polanco

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

this.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy was gassed

Wilson is the closer…he should have gotten it done.

by calbearjd on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are u basing this on? one walk. He through 106 pitches. TImmy regularly throws 120 no problem

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

timmy was rolling through the game

one walk doesn’t = gassed

by speedyt72000 on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz Timmys never lost his command with one batter and then made the rest of the lineup STFD

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the 9th inning.

You have a closer. You have day off tommorow.

Better to play it safe then risk bullshit. Didn’t work this time. These things happen etc. etc.

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah me too. I would have given him 1 more.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I didn’t see the big hurry to pull him, either.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, at least give him one more at bat

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, hindsight’s always 20/20. In retrospect, he definitely should have let Timmy pitch to at least one more hitter, but at the time it seemed like Wilson would be able to easily get 2 outs without giving up 3 runs.

by ololo3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s his job.

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, and shit happens sometimes, he’s blown games before, EVERY CLOSER HAS

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course. That wasn’t my point. My point was that it was the right call to put Wilson in – we should expect that he can get the 2 outs without letting 3 runs scored. That’s all.

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhh, gotcha, my bad bro

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries.

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, he threw two pitches to Werth that I’ve seen called strike three plenty of times.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, he got jipped

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is april. we are 3 weeks into teh season. Timmeh was losing it. Going to Wilson was the correct choice.

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by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz he walked one guy?! Let him pitch to the righty polanco.

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd week of season.
April.
already logged 8 innings.

Go dig through teh B-R game logs most pitchers don’t throw more then 100 pitches in a start the first 2-3 weeks of theseason and it has been that way for decades.

It is a high leverage situtation you chose the best precentage situation ( closer in this case) and you place your bets.

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by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just hate that idea

of letting a guy go out there but only giving him one batter. Either give him a chance to get the CG or let the damn closer start with a clean slate.

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS. So much this.

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, new strategy:

Romo gets 3rd out. Giants score two. Our evening isn’t ruined.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

i like this idea.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

newsletter?

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by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy flashes the Romo gets 3rd out, Giants score two sign.

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

phase 1 complete.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Werth making third out w/ bases loaded this time. Plan is working.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOW IT MORE PLZ

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo

strike this fuckhead out!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU UMP

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, shizzle.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Worry DELETED

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio Romo: Still good.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

scumbag

Waiting for Buster...

by jordanovich on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLffense?

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by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it weird

That Nate and Torres are exactly who I want to come up in this situation?

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by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Velez up 2nd?

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

not at all, considering the middle of our order is all helpless hackers.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD you fucking fucker

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

a little catharsis on the strikeout is nice

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OK now

lets get Romo the win that should belong to Timmy

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The thing about our bullpen

There will always be at least 1 person who is on on any given day.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Why couldn’t he have pitched like that to Manny back in LA?!?!

2/3 from a much better is still a big deal, but, yes, this is another 85+ win team that’s just going to look good crossing the finish line into October.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny hit a pretty good pitch.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Polanco could go out there and get three outs without allowing a baserunner.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And our bullpen was supposed to be good!

by ololo3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz, Velez, Torres!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

About time Nate hit’s a fucking HR

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay! ruh roh. yay!

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've already won the series

We’ve already won the series

We’ve already won the series

We’ve already won the series

We’ve already won the series

But boy does this still feel shitty, no matter how many times I say that.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It doesn’t work

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because it is a defeatist attitude.

Change to: We can still complete the sweep.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It always sucks losing the last game of a series.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the first 26 innings, we earned the right to be greedy.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The season isnt measured in series wins.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel you there.

Just when I started getting comfortable watching Wilson close a game. And now Affeldt is going to scare me too.

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez due up 2nd

Nate w/ his game 1.000 OBP up first.

Baserunner, HR, go home. Yay.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s going to happen:
Velez hits a solo HR. Giants lose by 1

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go Nate

stay hot

Waiting for Buster...

by jordanovich on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate get on base

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

What do you ssay we take the Rally Car out for a spin?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOOM!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 5 batters till Panda...

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

this game reminds me

of that game v. anaheim last year…snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

by i love tacos on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup. That game was the worst. Matt effing Palmer.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGANATE FOOLS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH NATE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I has the feeling the Giants and Phillies played a series exactly like this last season.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

i love you nate

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate to save the day again

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That Schierholz has tons of ability

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

nice to see it on display

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn this shit green!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

LET’G GO GIANTS!!!

Waiting for Buster...

by jordanovich on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T FUCKING BUNT!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD NATE, come on Velez, earn your stay here

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

My plan is working

Time for Velez HR

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

he has the pop

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

False Hope!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes yes fuck yes

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB.tv fail

COMMERCIAL BREAK IN PROGRESS

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

reclick the game and it worked for me

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO’S HATIN’ NATE?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!!

oh god mlb.tv cut out!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s back!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, Velez is batting.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ

He’s so due.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah… no.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

regression to the mean!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

doo?

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no velez

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller:

“Velez is only intermittently a good bunter.”

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

At least make contact, Velez.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Naturally, the contact….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This AB is going well

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

now, why isn’t he bunting?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

i need a drink...

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

So we’ll bunt with Ishikawa with a guy on first but not Velez with a guy on second. Bochy you are so full of fail

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez can't bunt

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently neither can Ishi.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

true enough

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

9th inning heroics please… [yes, I know, shuddup]

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

9th? Or 10th?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

[yes, I know, shuddup]

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets please get a HR here

so i can get on the subway happy

by Kalk on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

oops!

heads-up, Flan

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SNAP, Flannery got nailed

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Flannery

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO GO VELEZ

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez trying to kill Flannery.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

that's because Flannery tried to kill Panda

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on dummy.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OH HAI DID WE WIN TODAY?

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Banned.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

See good thing happens when I show up!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save us Velez!

/asking too much

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoooo

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE OUT!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

he did his job

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, productive out. That’s all you can hope for with Velez.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fly ball scores a run, COME ON TORRES

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

That wasn’t so bad

Waiting for Buster...

by jordanovich on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Torres

One of those lone fly outs from last night, please.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO NOT FAIL COMPLETELY VELEZ!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That was my reaction

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just got home

WTF is going on. The 10th sounded like Affeldt couldn’t throw a curve and bengie couldn’t catch a fastball.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

That sounds about right.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least the terrible player got the runner over.

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RUN. ALL YOU CAN DO IS RUN AND YOU DONT EVEN RUN

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE OUT!

sadly, i was expecting much less from that at-bat.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yea, at least he made contact

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, Andre, please

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SQUEEZE!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

there is not such thing as a productive out

unless Velez has pictures of you with a goat.

now that’s productive.

by wcw on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez plays the game right, nurbs.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I should have stayed at this game.

Stupid work.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

do we have any rallye bewb? is there a rallye bewb in the house?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve got a couple, but I’m keeping them to myself.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

productive outs!

now velez is definitely safe from being dfa

by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he so deserves that

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip on the sauce

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Money lies!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh..tie game in CO

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

two batters till panda

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Outfield seats

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s with Andres taking all these pitches

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

he's in a groooooove

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA TORRES

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Tie Game!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I finish my day...

… and find out this shit! What the hell?

by BooRadley2785 on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres the Giant!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRID!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES TORRES TORRES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is heroic!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SON

I WILL NEVER STOP APOLOGIZING FOR YOU

ALSO, GRANT WAS RIGHT

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOO

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres the Giant!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ANTI-VELEZMANIA!

Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.

by slurpster03 on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

HOLY FUCK!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

did he break his bat?

sounded terrible

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAANDREEEEEESSSSSS

THE GIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!

Waiting for Buster...

by jordanovich on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i need some tequila..

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Kuip say Valdez?

by Hamed on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRUNK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This may sound crazy, but I like Torres more than Velez

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I think all of the sane people do. Some of us weren’t sane before but we learned.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is entertainingly unpredictable.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always have. Neither is a starter, but Torres is a better 4th OF.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaaaa?

THAT’S UNPOSSIBLE

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ORLY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL VELEZ OVER TORRES!!! FUCK YEAH

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

NO DP

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it bad i’m starting to now have confidence in Torres?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

No, it’s perfectly healthy. Good 4th OF.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him over Velez anyday

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s like Velez, but better in every way, except MAYBE power. Maybe.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replacement level players are worth every penny!

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STEAL ANDRES, STEAL!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH MORE TIME FOR TORTURE AND HEARTBREAK!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

GO VROOM, RALLY RENT!

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

/purple row feints

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALSO FAINTS

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAHHHHHH

How does that taste Phillies!

by calbearjd on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! YES!! YES!!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

CHECK PLEASE!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello my baby!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll match your dying quail!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that he stays in the dugout for the rest of the game.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Torres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LETS WIN THIS GAME MOTHER FUCKERS

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Torres!

That is all

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

even if we win, i’m still pissed timmy got fucked out of being 5-0

by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

this

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking bullshit

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL YEAH

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Torres has come up big in a couple games in a row.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

TImmy: Fuckyeah! Fuckyeah! Fuckyeah!

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice of Ryan Madson to repay the Giants the favor.

/bullpen fail

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

word

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria!

Trying to avoid the GIDP

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

ONE MORE RALLY GAR PLS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Why bunt? WTF

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Because Bork

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

why not, the 3rd baseman was way back there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’d be OK with me if Panda gets up this inning.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground attack fail.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ll walk pablo immediately this is so dumb

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria come on let Torres steal

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar get on first

Pablo is up next you fuck

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE SOMETHING GOOD!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, giving away outs is always a good plan.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

<3 Schierholtz

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

we are not good at h&r’s

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Not very good at H or R.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you accidentally pressed “&r” there

by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re good with K&K though.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they’re good at drinking.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safe!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOO!!!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLFUCKINGWHAT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ILL TAKE IT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

wow that was ridiculous.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TAG HIM DUMBFUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

uh. what?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Utley was walking around saying WTF, and he never tagged him, that’s why i said he should’ve tagged him

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

some luck is starting to come our way

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU UTLEY

Do that to Panda anbd see what happens!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

scary..

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa – that was uncomfortably close.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

On the replay – nice slide positioning. And good camera angle.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Didn’t tag him at all.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL UTLEY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SB!

That’s the 2nd time Utley has been right in the basepath.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Lotley

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Great call by the Ump

Utley tried to sell it

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FANTOMAS TAG

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Like.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Rent! Show your clutch veteraness

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

good call

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Utley whiffed on the tag.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Take third, Torres!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Rent.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is the only guy on the team I’d even want to try to steal in that situation.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOOM

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

single would be nice

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Utley, blocking the base again. Torres says fuck you.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Om Nom Nom

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YES

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fires Wilson from pokemonz

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok rent

time for a HR

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YYESSS!!!

CIS Groundattack.exe

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course now they will walk Pablo

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Shucks.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s no way Philly pitches to Panda

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a chance.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the Giants pull this out, can we award the win to Timmy?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh productive.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB???

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

All up to Huff

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOPS LOL DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Defensive replacement at 1B

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Double productive out inning

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

not exactly surprising.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

just go to first pablo

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Urgh

Come on Huff.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL IF ONLY

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Ishikawa…

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SURE

manuel respects him enough to IBB him but won’t put him in the fucking ASG

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

CHARLIE MANUEL

LOL IM A CHIKIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Put in Bowker!!!!!

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Steal home

It won’t happen, but this is a perfect opportunity to go for it. I wish more managers took game winning risks like this. :(

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

i can’t even imagine how cool it would be to win a game like that

by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with this.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bet that dude could manage.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need Omar.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Uribe injured?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

bitches.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ishikawa: AB of his life.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Posey was up here

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY TV KEEPS CUTTING OUT. GODAMMIT DISH

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch hit for Ishi PLEASE

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU!!!

/shakes fists at baseball gods

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

baseball gods do not fear Johnny Disaster

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON ISHI!!!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PUSSY!!!!!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ISHI

no way he gets a hit. No way.

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

yes way

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ishi this is like a nightmare!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Make up for your bunt attempts, Travis.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ganbatte, Ishi!

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, let’s get this bunt down, Ishi

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Defensive replacement!

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

this should be interesting.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

did you mean excruciating?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants baseball: it’s torture!

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Ishikawa

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

nofa king idea

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rember this IBB next time you fill out an All Star team Charlie.

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by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Jesus...

…if you feel like getting involved, I’m sure Travis wouldn’t mind…

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Last of his tribe

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by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Ishi!

Show ‘em you’re not just a defensive replacement!

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by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy flashes the wild pitch sign

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres should steal home.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

straighten it out ishi!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember Ishi: Walks > outs

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't look

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

walker the chicken says balk balk balk balk

by mlb22 on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikeout in 3,2,....

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Please

Travis Ishikawa

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

that's what he said, to her

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take teh 2nd base Panda..

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by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

i need a berr

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I need a bear.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

breaking ball in the dirt fail pending

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohhhhhh.

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I am dying here, Travis. Get a HIT!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

+100000000000

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

should not have cursed the baseball gods

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true. I apologize.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

try www.baseballgods/forgiveness.htm

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

travis would swing at it

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/scared

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis I will immediately cease calling for your DFA if you do something good here

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

double steal weak single please!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought for sure that was going to be a swing through K

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

weak sauce

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

poop

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK!

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GORRAM IT

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA ISHIKAWA

HE IS UTTERLY USELESS ON THIS TEAM

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

never want to see him again

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least HUFF HAS A .240 BATTING AVERAGE!!!!! UR RIGHT!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff and Ishikawa might just be equally useless

Doesn’t make any sense to have both of them.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t really make sense to have either of them.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really doesnt make sense to have them both

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

and produces greenhouse gases

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until next inning

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM SO SHOCKED

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail ish

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Who pitches?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Struck well...for a T- baller.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Weak grounder

Why keep a lousy hitting defensive replacement on the roster. Sigh.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. My practice starts in 5 minutes. oops

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking son of a bitch

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson needs 3 of his SAVESZ revoked for his performance today

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Give back his money as well

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it’s tied.

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OGC WUZ WRONG

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

which time?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That time he wrote 5000 words on something. That should narrow it down.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, Romo.

Shut these fuckers down.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

that wasnt pretty

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

meh.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah, Ishikawa can’t hit

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this team so much.

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out?

It’s only the 3rd out of the inning..

by calbearjd on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I know!

I’ll sell one of my livers! I’ll still have one!

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

not science

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray for Torres!!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

And Nate!

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut em down, Sergio.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

this game is giving me a headache

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many Phillies fans in attendance.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

no kidding

on the radio i heard cheers for philly hits and was like WTF

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Can’t blame them for wanting to get out of Philly though.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were just saying that as well… Mr. Merope said “they can go to day baseball games, they are all unemployed”

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by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less projectile vomiting at ATT.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Play No Out

:(

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

COMMERCIAL BREAK IN PROGRESS

what the fuck, mlb.tv

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

click on the damn game again

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, crap. missed Nates hit last inning too.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh for fuck sake.

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s raining in Berkeley.

Wish this game was rained out in the 8th. :(

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 28, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OR ITS A TIE!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been on and off here …either pouring or blue sky and sunshine.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

1,2,3 inning fail

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

They can't do that

Only we make productive outs!!!!

by BooRadley2785 on Apr 28, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Romo

This guy sucks strike him out for fucksake

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

arg I gotta go. Save some heartbreak for me.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

You're the reason this happened!

GOOD RIDDANCE

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

There’s more than enough to go around.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we in this?

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

H Y M N S

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hymns!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Quiet Flem.

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants must score before we get to the Mota, Mehders, Joaquin triumvirate

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

lol@mehders

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by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

One more, Romo.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

A loss would not make me get over the flu!

You better fucking win!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Placebo

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nom Nomm Nom

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by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohh.

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit That Fillie Down

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon romo prease to be getting out of this

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 28, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus christ that slider is fucking awesome

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, that was a nasty pitch.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope AZ and COL play 36 innings and beat the living shit out of each other

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, ump.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a strike

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Better framing could have sold it a bit more.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dana DeMuth

Romo has thrown three straight strikes to this guy. And the count is 2-1

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Dana DeMuth

sucks.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t walk him, Sergio.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

pitch #4

was the first ball of the sequence

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

H Y M N S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMS!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

pleeeeease

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FEED THA BEAST

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T Park

Home of the fuckhead Umpires

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

sonofafuck

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK VELEZ

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

IM SO GLAD VELEZ IS PLAYING

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez is terrible.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ Velez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

VELOLZ

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank god. Now we can get on with our lives.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK IS VELEZ ON A TEAM

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ YOU STUPID ASSHOLE

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK!

er BANG!

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I want FBJWB!

ARGGGGHHHHGGHGHGHGHGHG!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU ALL WHO DEFENDED HIM

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

There were people here saying he's no worse than torres

yeah. Seriously.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WFT is Velez playing left?

by nofreetime on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Double switch.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zorak to the rescue.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

that was catchable!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel a little better now

we can blame this loss on Velez

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IN THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU PUT VELEZ IN THE FIELD IN EXTRA INNINGS

My Velez hate only intensifies.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez doing his best Canseco

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The ball hit him in the head

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BE SURE TO TROT HIM OUT THERE TOMORROW, BOCH!

or friday, whatever. fuck.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ > BOWKER

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

UNBELIEVABLE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I expected that swing, Kuip. It’s the fucking Giants.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez makes me want to kick a puppy.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Get in line behind Lars.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that fucken shitty fucker

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Blame Eugenio for the scrub hitting a ball opposite field off the top of the wall.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, now you can blame him.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

the first one was his fucking fault too

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU ZORAK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, my.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

No Fucking Way

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

DFA HIS ASS NOW!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

........Wow. Fuck you Velez x 2

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

D FUCKING F FUCKING A

by Uncle Russel on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER BOCHY GET THE FUCK OUT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

can we dfa him now?

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson + Nate = Totally Wilson’s fault

Romo + Velez = Totally Velez’s fault

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This math checks out.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed that play

but come the fuck on. Scheirholtz has a history of good defending. That is a fucking retarded argument.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

From where Nate was supposed to play, he couldn’t get to the ball.

Velez touched both those balls, and fucked them both up.

So yes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im really sick of people defending someone who obviously is fucking awful

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

steps off S.S. Defender Of Fail

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure I follow.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

NLOL

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA his fucking ass right now

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Im laughing and crying at the same time

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahaha

Oh man. Can we DFA him yet?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GUARANTEE HE’S GONE NOW!!!!!!!!!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Good bye, Velez.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

/golf clap

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, he has no idea how to play defense.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He has no idea how to play baseball. So he’s fast. Who the fuck cares.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is going to make Bowker’s demotion that much more painful.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

AGAIN, VELEZ?

What a fuck-up.

DFA? Please?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

CAN WE PLEASE DFA VELEZ??

RIGHT NOW!!

DON’T EVEN WAIT FOR THE GAME TO END!!

GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you DFA someone in the middle of a game?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s try and see!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

All your negativity caused Eugenio to fail.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, it’s official. Velez just beat Bowker for the DFA sweepstakes.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NOT BOWKER
LOL FRED LEWIS
LOL EVERYONE

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

clank a la Fred

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER BOCHY SUBSTITUTE

by Uncle Russel on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bowker

WTF. Velez fucking sucks. He needs to be off the roster.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Why is Velez on this team again?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I need a big dildo with Velez's face on it

just so that the next time I hear someone complain about Lewis’ fielding I can slap them thusly with it

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The dildo or the slapping?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAARGH

DFA EPICGENIO FAILEZ NOW!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone summarize for those of us fortunate enough not to be watching?

by Evan on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez dropped a tough fly ball, then an easy fly ball. Two runs score.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were in this, we were out of it, back in it, now were out of it

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch us score a run here…ughhhhhh

by nofreetime on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing funnier than Giants baseball.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing funnier than seeing Bochy’s defensive replacements

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

what clown died and left Velez his glove?

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

been there the whole time

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d think someone would notice a dead clown.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orioles baseball?

I was going to say Nats baseball, but they’re beating teams that aren’t supposed to beat them. For now.

by L-Nova on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say that Giants’ baseball is funnier because we know the team a whole lot more. The in-jokes only add to the experience. Anybody who just comes to watch a Giants game would just say that Velez sucks, but we know the depths of that suckery and can instantly recall previous instances. Similarly, we are intimately familiar with their brand of losing.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that gets him off the team, it’s sooooooooo worth it.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez has to be gone after that display. Seriously.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

The choice of Velez over Flew is the best example of the ineptitude of the front office.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred isn’t good. WHy chhose between fail?

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are different levels of failure. Velez’s is more failier than Fred’s.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DJ Faily-Fail.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… I’d much rather DFA Velez than Ishi, sorry

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

both please

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

k thx bye

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking awful. FUCKING AWFUL.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

But Mychael Urban said he was a STUD

by sfgreg on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Romo fault...

should have known better than to allow the phillies to hit it Velez.

by calbearjd on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This is going to be the worst loss in recent history

Even worse than the Rockies loss from last year

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

lol no.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i disagree

fan of giants, warriors, 49ers

by warriorsalltheway on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not go that far. It’s still only April.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, no.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It’s not even half that bad.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s bad… but not Rockies loss bad.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I’m not going to write a long fanpost after this loss.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is only in the top three in the last 10 days, in my opinion

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

How soon we forget San Diego

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way. i will forever remember: ‘this is not good folks’

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshit

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

[looking at Wilson and Velez]

Screw you guys! I’m going home!

by BooRadley2785 on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me guess…Velez is batting 2nd in the bottom of the inning and will hit a 2 run homer…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fifth

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will trade a win of this game

for never seeing velez play for the giants again.

by i love tacos on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

+1000

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rerun

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I just love the way that sounds. Epic-AY-nee-oh FAIL-ez.

Just wish that there wasn’t a valid reason to say it.

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, that picture is so ugly it’s beautiful.

by ololo3 on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

my jaw is still open im in so much shock

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can he be so bad at baseball? Doesn’t he play it constantly?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I love you, Vic.

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This needs to be green

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez had one screw-up that inning.

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

no

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many left fielders get to that ball?

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

90%+ don’t get to that ball.

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

99% don't look so effing stupid failing at it, though.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care how they look.

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’ve already heard your opinion. So, this was a productive chat.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I don’t see the world in black and white?

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give me one good reason why Velez is worth having over Lewis.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Lewis doesn’t get to that ball

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s in Toronto.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sound like a Velez homer.

Jesus christ. Lewis definitely gets to that ball.

by giants92388 on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the “homer” argument just for arguing a different side. Always mature.

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blaming without evidence = stupid

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which ball?

The one he misplayed or the other one he misplayed?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first one. The second play was awful.

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So then how is what Velez did an argument for him over Lewis?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not. The Lewis argument just came out of nowhere so I did what I could.

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. The Lewis argument did come out of nowhere. Velez still sucks though.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking the field?

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh no

He had two

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by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no way in hell many left fielders make that play dude, the first one, the second one’s a given

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any decent outfielder knows how to get a jump on the ball, Velez gets no jump and then tries to catch up to it with his speed.

I think a lot of outfielders could have made that play at the fence if they had a proper jump on the ball.

by nofreetime on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

aight, we'll see what happens, Derosa woulda caught that, right?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps you're right.

His screw-up was being available so Bochy could put him in the game.

by L-Nova on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. He’s the worst, but I agree.

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by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it back, I don't blame Velez

I blame Bochy. Velez can’t help but suck.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Shouldn't you blame Sabean, then?

He’s the one who dumped Fred and kept Velez.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I could have caught that fly ball. I blame Velez.

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by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true, but it is Sabean’s fault that Bochy has to even deal with him on the roster.

by nofreetime on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOOOOOOOOOL GIANTS

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SCIENCE

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Velez

I blame Sabean, Bochy, Velez, and for some reason I still feel inclined to hate Todd Wellemeyer and Barry Zito.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t forget Rowand.

by Evan on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if dunston thinks sweeping another team is cheating too, told boch to blow the game before the baseball cheating police got them.

by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

On the plus side, Dodgers lost again.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Diamondbacks 12, Rockies 11, top 10.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

booooooooooooooo

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by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness we're in the NL West TermpestTeapot

Where Everyone Is A Contender!

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously Velez might have been groggy

after his faceplant on the wall

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s worth consideration. He hit hard.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had that thought as he was chasing it.

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by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

drain bamage?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he doesn’t have a brain to damage.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOO FUCKING HOO

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

a) he was born groggy …and b) if he was paying any freaking attention to what he was doing he wouldn’t have hit the freaking wall.

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by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not defending velez but even if he catches it were still down a run….

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a world of difference between one down and two down.

by Uncle Russel on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frisco is gonna burn tonight

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by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

or colorado.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TEXAS

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this Frisco you speak of?

by nofreetime on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

question

did dunston actually say walks cheat the game?

by ir1shgiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally yes. SI article, methinks.

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

12-11 snakeyness.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Bochy stops double-switching

Ishikawa and Velez into the game constantly. They are fucking terrible.

by giants92388 on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

rec

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on big money!

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BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay, Bengie.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Muh - KNEE

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON JUAN

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by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Need three doubles to score Molina from first base.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It's about fucking time Uribe is at bat

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by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

juan!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

And here comes the hope to be quickly followed by the crushing fail

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It's already happened so often today that I'm getting seasoned in a single game

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This season feels like last season. And has since after the Houston series.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

hay money

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

PR for Bengie now that it doesn’t matter.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

PINCH RUNNER!

Wait, that makes sense.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Does it?

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by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, Juan is oaky too

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

when you’re down two, why pinch run?

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by j14 on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Why didn't Uribe bat instead of Ishi in the 11th?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because of this at-bat here. Romo’s spot.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the worst thing was that Ishi was even in the game. Bochy burned a bench player just for a dumb defensive substitution.

by Evan on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork'd

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by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

great whitey!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Eugenio

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by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Low strike there.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitch that was a ball against Werth in the ninth

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

that was where fucking wilsons pitch was u fucking asshole

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZY!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate at the plate. HR time!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, double play still in order.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

PhiLOLies!!!!!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, the false hope! it feels so good

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I really hate Velez

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fuck!

Inconsistent much????

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OK let's win now or something of that sort.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I know how this ends and it is not pretty for Velez.

by nofreetime on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

And this was what represented the National League in the Series?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate?

Anything left?

Waiting for Buster...

by jordanovich on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s up to you, Nate. This is your game.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no. Velez is on deck

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Redemption!

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who got hurt??

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Nate

It feels absolutely criminal to ask you to do MORE in this series.

But if you could, I’ll love you even more.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HE READ MY LETTER

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE LOVES YOU BACK!

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, don’t leave it up to Velez.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Just PH bowker for Velez if necessary

by snafu on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy will probably see it as a chance for Velez to redeem himself.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and your silly logic

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon, Nate.

You owe us for letting that ball fall.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he made up for that when he got that double.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher got hit.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitcher took one off the shin

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by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribes liner hit the pitcher

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by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure – maybe checking the pitcher (who got hit on the hip with the comebacker)?

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

jazz hands the impaler.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

kuip spent like 15 seconds thinking of something positive to say about velez being on deck. and all he could come up with was vengeance or something like that.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hypothetically, if they had to call it because of rain right now, would it be suspended as is, or restart the inning?

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by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

suspended

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez gets game winning hit. Bowker gets bus fare to Fresno.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT ONE IN THE FUCKIN COVE

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fucking shit

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by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

POW!!!

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGANATE FOOLS

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate!

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking WHOA

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by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE IS GREAT

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey that was a strike earlier

and then a ball
FUCK OFF UMP

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE FUCKING SCHIERHOLTZ

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate is en fucking fuego

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If Uribe was on second…. Add it to the list I guess.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT JUGGERNATE IS A GOD

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK NATE SCHIERHOLTZ!!! OH MY GOD!

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE RELOAD, YAHOO!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIVE HITZ

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGERNATE!

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by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?!

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

5 hits, bitches !!

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

In Play Runs :)

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HAVE A DAY!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This should be a tie game right now. Just sayin’.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I still know how this ends and it is even worse for Velez.

by nofreetime on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT GIANTS, YOU'RE GETTING MY HOPES UP AGAIN

Oh, it’s Velez’s turn to bat.

NM

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, Mo'...LAND already!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckin do it you shitty piece of shit

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PHILLIES FANS

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERBOWKERBOWKERBOWKER

Fuck.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Geez, you’re letting the guy with the concussion bat?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

bowker please.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

good thing I'm in shape

or I might have had a heart attack by now!

by i love tacos on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Velez, don’t fuck this up. You shithead.

by deuce deuce on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucked up.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Velez can’t ground into a double play.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I’m so conflicted right now

by nofreetime on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Eugenio should Brenly in the winning run here …

by Evan on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess the Phillies didn’t get that scouting report. Fine by me!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

Now finish it….uhh…Velez?!?

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by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL IN THE GAME VELEZ?! HOLY SHIT

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I love everyone on this team

except Velez, you fucking dick

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

If ever he did...now is the time.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez has a chance to be the ULTIMATE fail now!!!

by ololo3 on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ololo3 on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Eudemption then?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

I had to turn off the radio for a few minutes and I was sure we’d have lost by now

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU ARE SUCH A FAILURE, VELEZ

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA VELEZ

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit Uribe

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

velez fail again

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckle.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK?!

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

bah!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK! Giants were 52.9 percent to win before Velez came up.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKS

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

really though

how do you let velez hit right there?

by randolphforpresident on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He put his hand right on top of the catcher’s hand. total fail. " Here, tag me!"

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew. This is how this game should end.

Shallow fly ball or pop up now.

Phillies breathe a sigh of relief… and all the Giants can do is kick themselves.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ: JUSTIFYING MY HATE

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive Out:

Eugenio Velez from a cannon.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to hit the ball out of the infield Jackass

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

This game is an absolute disgrace, no matter how it turns out.

by Into the Void on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants playing exactly to their skill level. Previous two games have been the aberration.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not really true

This game was lost by the bullpen which is better than this.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all evens out in the end. Coming into the season we didn’t expect the pitching to be as awesome as last year and it would be foolhardy to think that it’s as amazing as it’s been to start 2010 (though it may not be as bad as it was today).

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heinous Fuckery. Fuckery most foul!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, uribe. That was a joke

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt Velez comprehended the sign/situation.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1
As much as I flame HHIIIEEAADD i would not surprised if Zorak had the take sign there.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would never let Velez swing, period.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-0 count velez you goddamn moron

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, so NOW Demuth gets one right? ? Jesus Christ.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

:’-(

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA VELEZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

What? Velez couldn’t even get a run in from 3rd with less than 2 outs? Small Ball? WTF?

by ssbase21 on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

been a Giants fan long?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to get angry and fight for your players there Botchy.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

why is nate not at 3rd?

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ehhh...Velez could have scored.

/slams bomb shelter door

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres.

by deuce deuce on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unbelievable.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres triple please?

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Double steal!

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. Please get rid of Velez

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Please Torres.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

unfuckingbelieveable

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

velez has no defense!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny how . . .

their catchers always get the “Ball In Dirt”

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Apr 28, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy flashes "get on the bus" sign to Velez

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 28, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we get please get a crappy dead duck fly that hits the foul line

by nofreetime on Apr 28, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

So many people to blame today...

Bochy
Wilson
Affeldt
Dana DeMuth
Ishi
Bochy again
Velez
Bochy some more
Velez some more
…and always, Brian Sabean.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson is the day’s goat. He fucking sucked today and he knows it.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Affeldt

And Romo, who gets the tough-luck loss

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should not have gotten to Affeldt or Romo. It was all Wilson’s fault.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Romo for hanging one

I don’t think Bochy deserves the blame.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he already strike the dude out though?

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bochy should've given Timmy a chance to finish

That’s debatable though.

What’s not debatable—at least not to me—are these three things:

1) Bochy shouldn’t have left Affeldt in as long as he did.

2) Bochy should’ve pinch-hit Uribe for Ishi in the 10th.

3) Bochy should never let Velez within 500 yards of the field of play.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 28, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he should have gone out and said to Timmy
“Throw a strike to this next batter or you’re coming out of the game, meat.”

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA VELEZ

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

motherfuck.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Velez.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

what a fucking waste of a day

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

"He's got some pop."

Unfortunately, it’s flat.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations, Velez. You failed the shit out of that game.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this team so much

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BULL FUCKING SHIT

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRE BOCHY! DFA VELEZ! That is all.

by DFARowand on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank Velez, Facepalm

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, thanks for wasting my day you C+ ballplayers!

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

No way in hell Bochy lets Sabean send down his boy Velez instead of Bowker.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU VELEZ!

FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT “OUTFIELDER” DON’T EVER EVER SHOW YOUR FACE AT AT&T PARK AGAIN.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

IF EUGENIO VELEZ STARTS AGAIN I AM GOING TO GO KILLL BRUCE BOCHY

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s it, if they don’t DFA Velez by the weekend something is totally wrong with this team

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Something IS wrong with this team.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s called not making the right call

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING BULLSHIT

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Worse

Giants couldn’t score a run with men at 1st and 3rd and one out.

by calbearjd on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had to know that second run would come back to bite them in the ass…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

FUCK

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

You know all the good vibes that the Giants had up until the 9th inning today — IT IS GONE!

by nofreetime on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

HEARTBREAKER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that you have an immense stockpile of Susan Sarandon images.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Err, not certain that's her.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so – from Rocky Horror Picture Show?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I sit corrected.

Here’s one of her that really shows off her – HEYYY!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP IT!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LARS

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a fucking drink. I also need to go grocery shopping. I know what I’m buying.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker gets sent down

for sitting on the bench wrong

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by jctGamer on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can’t survive this, I think.

by Evan on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman thinks Waldis goes down and Welley goes into long relief for the next little while.

So all FAIL players get to stick around.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very little. Can’t judge a player on “one bad game”

Unless your name is Bowker, Garko, Fransdsen or Lewis

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he’s hitting like .190 as well.

I think he’s gone as soon as Rowand comes back.

by Evan on Apr 28, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

STYLO. The one bright spot in this horrible fucking shitfeast.

by Uncle Russel on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a very exciting game.

Hopefully there will be some upside to all this. Hopefully even Bochy will now see that Velez is a horrible person.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on

He’s not a horrible person…just a horrible player.

by calbearjd on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE PLAYS BAD AND HE SHOULD FEEL BAD!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but Alex_Lewis abandoned his career as a player hater years ago to take advantage of new opportunities in the people hater field.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sensed a blossoming market.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all about grabbing market share.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, market shares? I’ve been grabbing crotches.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘market shares’

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the Velez error. What happened?

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch ESPN

I’m sure they’ll show it.

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by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was born?

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by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLANK?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dropped fly ball. He also whiffed on another fly ball the play before, but that was a pretty difficult play. Barry would have caught it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would Fred have caught it, one wonders …

by Evan on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No errors this year!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

One prefers not to wonder.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s already on the game highlights. looks baaaaaad.

by FPTV on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to much fail today

VELEZ better be sent to China but he will probably start friday

by ACgiant97 on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

why is Bochy?

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by jhiat00 on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Never forget

Nate Schierholtz is a hero.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
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by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I suppose when you judge the complete body of his day's work it's mostly positive

But I’ll never be convinced he couldn’t have reached that double.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS AVOID THE SWEEP AGAIN

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

17 hits, loss

jesus

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

8 IP 2 ER from your ace. 17 hits

Fuck me

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by CB30 on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was way too much time to invest for a freaking loss!!!

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by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is on Bochy.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip is pissed.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

19th inning? Really, Urban?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo, 0-2, 1.64 ERA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Good.

He earned both those losses.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did totally drop that fly ball huh?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG ROMO SUCKS! DFA DFA DFA!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON PURPOSE!

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m sorry, is the consensus that Velez should’ve caught the ball hit to the wall? That seems like a really, really stupid notion.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was there – he got a piece of it. I think under those circumstances he should have had it.

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ball to the wall …. was a 70-30 shoulda caught it, but the second one? Kripes, I could have caught that, and I’m a fat old lady.

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by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ball hit the wall first

I don’t think he SHOULD have caught it, but we’d all be more willing to give him the benefit of the doubt if he’d done anything at all to earn it.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am amzed. This team should have like 17 wins

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by CB30 on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Worse?

Lose after
1) Giving up one hit
2) Having 17 hits

by calbearjd on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

17 hits. We should be able to pitch out of that mess.

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez beats Giants, 7-6!

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by scout6 on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

gtfo

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Who lost this game

WIlson
Velez
Affeldt
UMPS

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson Wilson Wilson

And it’s not even close. The game shouldn’t have even gotten to Velez.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

True dat

But once it did get to him, he failed utterly.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I have to give to Wilson and the umps…

Never should have to rely on Velez. Anything he gives you short of killing someone is gravy.

by calbearjd on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Wilson
2. Velez
3. Bochy
4. Umps

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot Huff

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I speak for all of us by saying that Andre Ethier is also partially to blame.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Russell Martin

who can suck it.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would not blame Wilson.

The ump fucked him over twice, and he gave up a BLOOP double that barely was a hit.

Bochy
Velez
Affeldt

by giants92388 on Apr 28, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stark reminder of how perfectly average and insufficient this team is against better talent. We are rooting for the box wine of baseball teams.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The perfect ending for this game.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

EXACTLY.

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by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT THATS FUCK

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by cloudydays on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

we have no luck whatsoever

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It'll be funny to see

Eugenio clear waivers, and Bochy and Sabean scratching their heads as to why no one else wants their cornerstone…

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by GiantPain on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

that would be funny

but bochy and sabean may not even dfa velez because they’re morons. but that’s another story.

by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game Storyline

Velez runs into wall, gets contract extension/

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I came to the party late . . .

can someone run down Bochy’s mistakes (other than playing Velez)?

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

dunno . . .

Beachboy has been pretty lights out this season, and Timmy did walk the guy on four pitches. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure that BHB (BoneHeadedBochy) made lots of stupid calls but . . .

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, bringing Wilson in wasn’t a huge mistake.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Ishi bunt was kind of a stupid idea, too.

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be honest

it’s all wilson’s fault today. given a 3 run fucking lead and gets the bases loaded, gives up a 3 run fucking triple.

so angry. haha

by chenster on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defensive replacement: Velez and Ishikawa

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Came to ballpark.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 – starting huff
2 – starting derosa
3 – bunting at the wrong times
4 – pulling lincecum
5 – putting velez in over bowker

Those are the big ones.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Giants do not deserve Alec Baldwin’s narration!

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody tell urban to STFU

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This game will be a good thing if

1) Nate the great becomes the starting right fielder and
2) Velez is no longer a giant.

by calbearjd on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Or a Grizzly

Or associated with this organization in any way.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate will be the starter in RF. Except on even number days, or when it is raining, or when a lefty is on the mound

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate has played every inning of the last 11 games

I think it’s safe to say he’s the starting RF at this point.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants need to finish out the games they are winning. There will be plenty of games that they get blown out in and the loss won’t hurt. It always hurts to lose a game that should have been in the bag.

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by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Definitely THIS.

A closer should be able to win with a 3 run lead.

And Velez should not be in the field in extra innings.

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by can of corn on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

First earned run of the season.

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by cheno on Apr 28, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

And Velez should not be in the field in extra innings.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game was an exception. We probably won’t see another like it this year.
We aren’t going to get blown out often, either.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Radnich would still be asking FP if he’s ever dropped an easy fly ball before.

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 28, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

again no radish? I didn’t see him last night either. We’re not watching the post game, game 7 washington v. montreal is on.

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by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going on Friday night… it’s going to seem like a long wait.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Was the Uribe out a hit and run?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m guessing he was going on contact.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a piece of shit fucking game

by The Franchise on Apr 28, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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