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fuck.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I hate this thread already. But only because it exists in the first place.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
D Backs score
11-10 Colorado
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
TIE GAME!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
With a side of fucksalsa.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I could do for some fucksalsa.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
All that, and then some.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
velez in left?
this keeps getting worse and worse.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
hear that?
its the yankees whispering into lincecum’s hear… “we can score runs…”
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
“Mariano is forever…”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
unlikely.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
it would be so…so Giants
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
just fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
Heh, "heroics,"
They were just passive witnesses/recipients of FAILgifts.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
He has more power than Bowker
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING POWER
How does it work?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you KIDDING me?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/SAD TROMBONIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Why the fuck
Do you put in Velez instead of Uribe.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Yay! Velez!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
/ Shakes new thread
Does this one have a Giatns win in it?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Wait, what? Velez? Shit.
And also, way to hit the leadoff hitter and put him on base.
Will this end well?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
the .154 lead off hitter
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
If they were going to move DeRosa to 2nd anyways, they should have PH Bowker for Downs.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Honey Bunches of Oats or Cinnamon Life?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Really?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Im kinda leaning towards Life.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
BLECH YOU
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
WELL YOU ASKED!
Life is like eating cardboard, no matter how cinnamony.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Really good cinnamonny cardboard though.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If it were this game
I’d say Stinky Bunches of Garbage
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Geez.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Affeldt hits a .154 leadoff hitter
I’m beginning to think this would be a good time to turn the game off.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Nice play
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Keeping their heads.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
i haven’t laughed 8+ times this year
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t let it get to Howard, Affeldt.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
HOW THE FUCK IS THE TOP OF THE LINEUP UP AGAIN?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
Jeeezis...
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
Affeldt, for the love of God, please. Let me keep some faith in you.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Double play please.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Why does this team hate us so much?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
Nothing personal, just business.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Because we caused them to look like schmucks for two straight games?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea
The giants are the only ones who has shit like this happen to them
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
Hell, no matter what - we took the series.
We have ability beyond this game.
We’ll be OK.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
ok, krukow
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but it hurts to lose this one when we had it in the bag
by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree.
Just trying to disengage from the pain.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ballgame.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
……
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck this. Fuck this so hard.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCKING SHIT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
JESUS FUCKING CHRISTMAS REALLY?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Seriously? Fucking a.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
And now we pray for a Madson meltdown.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WE NEED BENGIE’S SUPERIOR DEFENSE!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
oooppssiiee.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
this is a much more appropriate image of someone being shot
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
in the good news department
11-11 in colorado.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
How the fuck did we manage to lose this one?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
Thank god we have such a good defensive catcher
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Quiet park is quiet.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
borderline personality is borderline
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't blame Molina.
Posey would have dug a hole and buried the ball in it.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
Ayup.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Christ
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
This game is falling apart.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
We’ll see your Ryan Howard extension and raise you a Affeldt/Wilson extension.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WHEELS FALLING OFF.
This game is so bad it Froze my iPhone
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i feel murderous right now
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
Why are you sucking so hard Affeldt.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
When did our bullpen turn to crap?
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
FUCKITY FUCKEN FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
Even if we win, this is the worst game of the year so far
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
on to 88 wins
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Throw strikes.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Damn, Affeldt is wild. Who’s warming up?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
eh?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
weird.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Romo
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Lt. Serge
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Im just going to emotionally disconnect from this team for the rest of the game.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS REALLY FUNNY
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
Same, i've been writing a paper... which i finally finished finally
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You might want to add a grammar check on top of the spell check
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
meh, forgive me, i finally finished a paper, so i'm really kinda like
oh hey, giants gave up 3 runs bottom 9 to let them tie the game. Little pissed but not FUCK IM SO MAD!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Really no one’s fault that we’re gonna lose this game, it’s more just one piece of bullshit falling into place after the other, but if there is one particular person to blame, I’d blame Bochy. I wasn’t really mad when he pulled Timmy, but at the same time I thought his leash was kinda short after the game that Timmy had just had. Maybe he should have waited until the tying run had made it up before he called for Wilson.
Again, Bochy made the right move. Did you see Timmy’s last 4 pitches? Too gassed to face the heart of the order.
Wilson fucked this one up just fine on his own.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
No
No its definitely Wilson’s fault.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
And Nate’s.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Should have been a two-run double. Turned into three.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Howard was going with the pitch. No chance.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It’s Wilson’s fault for walking Howard in the first place.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wasn’t Nate’s fault. Werth got lucky with that chalk shot.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
good point, wilson just didn’t want to give into the strike zone… but threw a pitch up
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He pitched himself into a hole by trying to paint the corners, though. He left himself no other choice.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
They had Nate standing in the #7 archway. There’s no way he gets to that.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ironically, yes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The only thing I blame Bochy for is the retarded decision to bunt Ishikawa.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
double play was looming tho
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
you don’t play not to lose; he could have pulled one through the hole, or even an out that way could’ve moved the runner over
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, it seems pretty clear that Ishi has no clue how to bunt.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree with the peanut gallery
Pulling Tim was totally the right move.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Now Timmy knows what it's like to be Cain
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
You mean Zito?
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
What the hell happened to Affeldt?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I don’t think he’s pitched enough. His arm is too live.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, boy. This hurts.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
Put Romo in the game.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BOOOOOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Affeldt what the fucking fuck????
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
You know, I don’t hear SF fans boo their players often. But Wilson and Affeldt really fucking deserve it right now.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wilson No Affeldt Yes
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno – Wilson looked pretty bad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Well, we were due for an ugly one.
Sorry it had to smear a Timmy Day.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
Why is Affeldt still pitching?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
Lefties can’t hit lefties
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Lefty must face lefty.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
because he’s a veteran and timmy’s not.
by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Because howard is bad against lefties.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
See?
Anyone who wanted a righty against howard is just lol.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Mods editing like mad
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Phillys are such arrogant douches when they actuually win a game.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
just fucking shoot me, now.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
Z

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
Unique ability
to rip your heart out. BTW Bochy – ya think maybe 2 HBP a wild pitch and a walk is enough to suggest that Affeldt doesn’t have it today.
What an awful game to end a good series.
Yeah, that's weird
Timmy walks one guy in 8 1/3 innings and Bochy is quick with the hook.
Affeldt is awful, just absolutely awful, with zero control, two HBPs, a walk and just horrible pitching, and Bochy leaves him in.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Oooh Affeldts finnaly pitching well. That could result in a win. Better take him out.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
Kuip: "We'll be Back"
/don’t threaten me, dude
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
this.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
seriously
timmy was rolling through the game
one walk doesn’t = gassed
by speedyt72000 on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Throwing 4 straight fastballs 3 feet high does though.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It was the 9th inning.
You have a closer. You have day off tommorow.
Better to play it safe then risk bullshit. Didn’t work this time. These things happen etc. etc.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah me too. I would have given him 1 more.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I didn’t see the big hurry to pull him, either.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, hindsight’s always 20/20. In retrospect, he definitely should have let Timmy pitch to at least one more hitter, but at the time it seemed like Wilson would be able to easily get 2 outs without giving up 3 runs.
yea, and shit happens sometimes, he’s blown games before, EVERY CLOSER HAS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Of course. That wasn’t my point. My point was that it was the right call to put Wilson in – we should expect that he can get the 2 outs without letting 3 runs scored. That’s all.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
also, he threw two pitches to Werth that I’ve seen called strike three plenty of times.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It is april. we are 3 weeks into teh season. Timmeh was losing it. Going to Wilson was the correct choice.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
3rd week of season.
April.
already logged 8 innings.
Go dig through teh B-R game logs most pitchers don’t throw more then 100 pitches in a start the first 2-3 weeks of theseason and it has been that way for decades.
It is a high leverage situtation you chose the best precentage situation ( closer in this case) and you place your bets.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
i just hate that idea
of letting a guy go out there but only giving him one batter. Either give him a chance to get the CG or let the damn closer start with a clean slate.
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
Okay, new strategy:
Romo gets 3rd out. Giants score two. Our evening isn’t ruined.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
i like this idea.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Bochy flashes the Romo gets 3rd out, Giants score two sign.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
phase 1 complete.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Werth making third out w/ bases loaded this time. Plan is working.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
SHOW IT MORE PLZ
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
Romo
strike this fuckhead out!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU UMP
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, shizzle.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
Worry DELETED
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sergio Romo: Still good.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Is it weird
That Nate and Torres are exactly who I want to come up in this situation?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Is Velez up 2nd?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
not at all, considering the middle of our order is all helpless hackers.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
STFD you fucking fucker
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
OK now
lets get Romo the win that should belong to Timmy
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
The thing about our bullpen
There will always be at least 1 person who is on on any given day.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
Why couldn’t he have pitched like that to Manny back in LA?!?!
2/3 from a much better is still a big deal, but, yes, this is another 85+ win team that’s just going to look good crossing the finish line into October.
Manny hit a pretty good pitch.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Three would be better.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Turn two? Yeah, probably.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Schierholtz, Velez, Torres!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
yay! ruh roh. yay!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
We've already won the series
We’ve already won the series
We’ve already won the series
We’ve already won the series
We’ve already won the series
But boy does this still feel shitty, no matter how many times I say that.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
It’s because it is a defeatist attitude.
Change to: We can still complete the sweep.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It always sucks losing the last game of a series.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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After the first 26 innings, we earned the right to be greedy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The season isnt measured in series wins.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel you there.
Just when I started getting comfortable watching Wilson close a game. And now Affeldt is going to scare me too.
by CaliforniaBone on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez due up 2nd
Nate w/ his game 1.000 OBP up first.
Baserunner, HR, go home. Yay.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
What’s going to happen:
Velez hits a solo HR. Giants lose by 1
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate get on base
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
What do you ssay we take the Rally Car out for a spin?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Only 5 batters till Panda...
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
this game reminds me
of that game v. anaheim last year…snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Yup. That game was the worst. Matt effing Palmer.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
JUGGERNATE!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
JUGGANATE FOOLS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NATE
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERNATE!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
That Schierholz has tons of ability
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
nice to see it on display
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
4 for 4!

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Turn this shit green!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
My plan is working
Time for Velez HR
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
False Hope!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
Yes yes fuck yes
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
reclick the game and it worked for me
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
WHO’S HATIN’ NATE?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERNATE!!!
oh god mlb.tv cut out!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
it’s back!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Oh good, Velez is batting.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
yeah… no.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
doo?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Jon Miller:
“Velez is only intermittently a good bunter.”
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
At least make contact, Velez.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Naturally, the contact….
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
i need a drink...
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
So we’ll bunt with Ishikawa with a guy on first but not Velez with a guy on second. Bochy you are so full of fail
LOL Flannery
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WAY TO GO VELEZ
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
Velez trying to kill Flannery.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
that's because Flannery tried to kill Panda
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Banned.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Save us Velez!
/asking too much
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I’ll take it
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Productive out
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
he did his job
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
OK, productive out. That’s all you can hope for with Velez.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Come on Torres
One of those lone fly outs from last night, please.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Whoo!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
WAY TO NOT FAIL COMPLETELY VELEZ!
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
That was my reaction
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Just got home
WTF is going on. The 10th sounded like Affeldt couldn’t throw a curve and bengie couldn’t catch a fastball.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
RUN. ALL YOU CAN DO IS RUN AND YOU DONT EVEN RUN
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
PRODUCTIVE OUT!
sadly, i was expecting much less from that at-bat.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
yea, at least he made contact
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Now it's time to bunt
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
SQUEEZE!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
there is not such thing as a productive out
unless Velez has pictures of you with a goat.
now that’s productive.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
I should have stayed at this game.
Stupid work.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
do we have any rallye bewb? is there a rallye bewb in the house?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I’ve got a couple, but I’m keeping them to myself.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
/golf clap
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
he so deserves that
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip on the sauce
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
yay!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
oh..tie game in CO
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
two batters till panda
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
Outfield seats
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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
he's in a groooooove
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
HELL YEAH!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I finish my day...
… and find out this shit! What the hell?
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
TORRES TORRES TORRES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Andres the Giant!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TIE GAME
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
ANTI-VELEZMANIA!
Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.
TORRES!
HOLY FUCK!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Probably.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Yes.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DRUNK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Extra innings=Extra drinks
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I think all of the sane people do. Some of us weren’t sane before but we learned.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez is entertainingly unpredictable.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Always have. Neither is a starter, but Torres is a better 4th OF.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Not at all.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
ORLY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL VELEZ OVER TORRES!!! FUCK YEAH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Is it bad i’m starting to now have confidence in Torres?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No, it’s perfectly healthy. Good 4th OF.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He’s like Velez, but better in every way, except MAYBE power. Maybe.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
YEAH MORE TIME FOR TORTURE AND HEARTBREAK!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
/purple row feints
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
ALSO FAINTS
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
YES! YES!! YES!!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Hello my baby!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
We'll match your dying quail!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I like that he stays in the dugout for the rest of the game.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I love Torres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS WIN THIS GAME MOTHER FUCKERS
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah Torres!
That is all
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
this
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
fucking bullshit
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
HELL YEAH

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Wow Torres has come up big in a couple games in a row.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TImmy: Fuckyeah! Fuckyeah! Fuckyeah!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Renteria!
Trying to avoid the GIDP
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
ONE MORE RALLY GAR PLS
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Because Bork
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
It’d be OK with me if Panda gets up this inning.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
Ground attack fail.
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
FUCK BUNTING
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
Edgar get on first
Pablo is up next you fuck
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
If your #2 hitter is bad enough to have to bunt,
he shouldn’t be your #2 hitter.
PLEASE SOMETHING GOOD!
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Ugh, giving away outs is always a good plan.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
<3 Schierholtz
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
we are not good at h&r’s
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
i think you accidentally pressed “&r” there
by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re good with K&K though.
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And they’re good at drinking.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
VROOOOOOOM
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LOLFUCKINGWHAT
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
ILL TAKE IT
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wow that was ridiculous.
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Whoa.
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FUCK YEAH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
uh. what?
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
scary..
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
Whoa – that was uncomfortably close.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
On the replay – nice slide positioning. And good camera angle.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Ha! Didn’t tag him at all.
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LOL UTLEY
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SB!
That’s the 2nd time Utley has been right in the basepath.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Lotley
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Great call by the Ump
Utley tried to sell it
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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Like.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
good call
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon Rent.
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VROOOOOOOOOOOM
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
single would be nice
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Utley, blocking the base again. Torres says fuck you.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rally Om Nom Nom

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok rent
time for a HR
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YYESSS!!!
CIS Groundattack.exe
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Of course now they will walk Pablo
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Panda
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
There’s no way Philly pitches to Panda
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
Not a chance.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
if the Giants pull this out, can we award the win to Timmy?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
IBB???
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
All up to Huff
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
WHOOPS LOL DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
LOL Defensive replacement at 1B
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Double productive out inning
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
not exactly surprising.
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Urgh
Come on Huff.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL IF ONLY
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Oh yeah
Ishikawa…
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Uribe?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OH SURE
manuel respects him enough to IBB him but won’t put him in the fucking ASG
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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
CHARLIE MANUEL
LOL IM A CHIKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Steal home
It won’t happen, but this is a perfect opportunity to go for it. I wish more managers took game winning risks like this. :(
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
i can’t even imagine how cool it would be to win a game like that
by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Bet that dude could manage.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
We need Omar.
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bitches.
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
MY TV KEEPS CUTTING OUT. GODAMMIT DISH
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
Pinch hit for Ishi PLEASE
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
DAMN YOU!!!
/shakes fists at baseball gods
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
baseball gods do not fear Johnny Disaster
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

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PUSSY!!!!!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ISHI
no way he gets a hit. No way.
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LOL
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ishi this is like a nightmare!
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
Make up for your bunt attempts, Travis.
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Ganbatte, Ishi!
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Bunt?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
this should be interesting.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Why is Ishikawa
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Rember this IBB next time you fill out an All Star team Charlie.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Oh, Jesus...
…if you feel like getting involved, I’m sure Travis wouldn’t mind…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Last of his tribe
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
C'mon Ishi!
Show ‘em you’re not just a defensive replacement!
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
Bochy flashes the wild pitch sign
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Torres should steal home.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Remember Ishi: Walks > outs
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
I can't look
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Strikeout in 3,2,....
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Please
Travis Ishikawa
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
I am dying here, Travis. Get a HIT!
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
+100000000000
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
should not have cursed the baseball gods
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
It’s true. I apologize.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
try www.baseballgods/forgiveness.htm
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL GIANTS
travis would swing at it
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Travis I will immediately cease calling for your DFA if you do something good here
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
double steal weak single please!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
I thought for sure that was going to be a swing through K
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh.
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fuck.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
DFA ISHIKAWA
HE IS UTTERLY USELESS ON THIS TEAM
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
never want to see him again
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
At least HUFF HAS A .240 BATTING AVERAGE!!!!! UR RIGHT!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Huff and Ishikawa might just be equally useless
Doesn’t make any sense to have both of them.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
It doesn’t really make sense to have either of them.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
and produces greenhouse gases
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Fuck.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
I AM SO SHOCKED
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Struck well...for a T- baller.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
Weak grounder
Why keep a lousy hitting defensive replacement on the roster. Sigh.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Oh. My practice starts in 5 minutes. oops
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
fucking son of a bitch
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
Wilson needs 3 of his SAVESZ revoked for his performance today
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Give back his money as well
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, Romo.
Shut these fuckers down.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I know!
I’ll sell one of my livers! I’ll still have one!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
not science
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
And Nate!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DFA Ishi Bowker can be replacement at first and get playing time and call up another
OF
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
Too many Phillies fans in attendance.
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no kidding
on the radio i heard cheers for philly hits and was like WTF
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+1
Can’t blame them for wanting to get out of Philly though.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
We were just saying that as well… Mr. Merope said “they can go to day baseball games, they are all unemployed”
Less projectile vomiting at ATT.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
In Play No Out
:(
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
Why not...we should just impose WBC rules for extra innings
1st and 2nd at the beginning of the inning
COMMERCIAL BREAK IN PROGRESS
what the fuck, mlb.tv
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click on the damn game again
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, crap. missed Nates hit last inning too.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
They can't do that
Only we make productive outs!!!!
Hey Romo
This guy sucks strike him out for fucksake
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
arg I gotta go. Save some heartbreak for me.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
You're the reason this happened!
GOOD RIDDANCE
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Don't worry
There’s more than enough to go around.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SERGIO
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Hymns!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
One more, Romo.
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STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
A loss would not make me get over the flu!
You better fucking win!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
You are aware that a win would not either, correct?
by BooRadley2785 on Apr 28, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Placebo
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Exactly
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nom Nomm Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEE!
MEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTT!
jesus christ that slider is fucking awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
i hope AZ and COL play 36 innings and beat the living shit out of each other
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
+109
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
C’mon, ump.
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that was a strike
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Better framing could have sold it a bit more.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Dana DeMuth
Romo has thrown three straight strikes to this guy. And the count is 2-1
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Dana DeMuth
sucks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Don’t walk him, Sergio.
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H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SERGIO
FINISH HIM
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HYMS!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
FEED THA BEAST
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
AT&T Park
Home of the fuckhead Umpires
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK VELEZ
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
IM SO GLAD VELEZ IS PLAYING
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BORK BORK BORK
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FUCK
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Velez is terrible.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Jesus Christ Velez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WHY THE FUCK IS VELEZ ON A TEAM
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
fuck you velez
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
fuck.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
VELEZ YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
CLANK!
er BANG!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I want FBJWB!
ARGGGGHHHHGGHGHGHGHGHG!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
FUCK YOU ALL WHO DEFENDED HIM
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
There were people here saying he's no worse than torres
yeah. Seriously.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Double switch.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
that was catchable!
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
I feel a little better now
we can blame this loss on Velez
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
WHY IN THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU PUT VELEZ IN THE FIELD IN EXTRA INNINGS
My Velez hate only intensifies.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
BE SURE TO TROT HIM OUT THERE TOMORROW, BOCH!
or friday, whatever. fuck.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
VELEZ > BOWKER
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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UNBELIEVABLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Velez makes me want to kick a puppy.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Get in line behind Lars.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck that fucken shitty fucker
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
yeah
the first one was his fucking fault too
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCK YOU ZORAK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh, my.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
No Fucking Way
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
........Wow. Fuck you Velez x 2
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Oh fuck
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
can we dfa him now?
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Wilson + Nate = Totally Wilson’s fault
Romo + Velez = Totally Velez’s fault
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I missed that play
but come the fuck on. Scheirholtz has a history of good defending. That is a fucking retarded argument.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
From where Nate was supposed to play, he couldn’t get to the ball.
Velez touched both those balls, and fucked them both up.
So yes.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Im really sick of people defending someone who obviously is fucking awful
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
steps off S.S. Defender Of Fail
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
NLOL
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
DFA his fucking ass right now
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
hahahahahaha
Oh man. Can we DFA him yet?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Good bye, Velez.
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I guess Velez is not seeing the ball
on defense, either.
by D4P on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Seriously, he has no idea how to play defense.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
He has no idea how to play baseball. So he’s fast. Who the fuck cares.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
CAN WE PLEASE DFA VELEZ??
RIGHT NOW!!
DON’T EVEN WAIT FOR THE GAME TO END!!
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Okay, it’s official. Velez just beat Bowker for the DFA sweepstakes.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL NOT BOWKER
LOL FRED LEWIS
LOL EVERYONE
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
clank a la Fred
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL Bowker
WTF. Velez fucking sucks. He needs to be off the roster.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I need a big dildo with Velez's face on it
just so that the next time I hear someone complain about Lewis’ fielding I can slap them thusly with it
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
The dildo or the slapping?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
AAAAAAAAAARGH
DFA EPICGENIO FAILEZ NOW!
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
Velez dropped a tough fly ball, then an easy fly ball. Two runs score.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nothing funnier than seeing Bochy’s defensive replacements
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
what clown died and left Velez his glove?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Orioles baseball?
I was going to say Nats baseball, but they’re beating teams that aren’t supposed to beat them. For now.
I say that Giants’ baseball is funnier because we know the team a whole lot more. The in-jokes only add to the experience. Anybody who just comes to watch a Giants game would just say that Velez sucks, but we know the depths of that suckery and can instantly recall previous instances. Similarly, we are intimately familiar with their brand of losing.
If that gets him off the team, it’s sooooooooo worth it.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK VELEZ
FUCK YOU SO HARD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
DFUCKINA
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Seriously
The choice of Velez over Flew is the best example of the ineptitude of the front office.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Fred isn’t good. WHy chhose between fail?
by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
there are different levels of failure. Velez’s is more failier than Fred’s.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
DJ Faily-Fail.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
So… I’d much rather DFA Velez than Ishi, sorry
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
man this shit is worse then donkey fucking farts
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
This is going to be the worst loss in recent history
Even worse than the Rockies loss from last year
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
i disagree
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s bad… but not Rockies loss bad.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
No
I’m not going to write a long fanpost after this loss.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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This is only in the top three in the last 10 days, in my opinion
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
How soon we forget San Diego
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I will trade a win of this game
for never seeing velez play for the giants again.
+1000
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I just love the way that sounds. Epic-AY-nee-oh FAIL-ez.
Just wish that there wasn’t a valid reason to say it.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
my jaw is still open im in so much shock
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
TWSS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
How can he be so bad at baseball? Doesn’t he play it constantly?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rally Just Make It All Go Away

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
REC
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrecked
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez had one screw-up that inning.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
no
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
How many left fielders get to that ball?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
90%+ don’t get to that ball.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
99% don't look so effing stupid failing at it, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I don’t care how they look.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
And I’ve already heard your opinion. So, this was a productive chat.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Because I don’t see the world in black and white?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Give me one good reason why Velez is worth having over Lewis.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure Lewis doesn’t get to that ball
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Yeah, he’s in Toronto.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You sound like a Velez homer.
Jesus christ. Lewis definitely gets to that ball.
Ah, the “homer” argument just for arguing a different side. Always mature.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Defending without evidence= Homer
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Blaming without evidence = stupid
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Well, I see that I'm wasting my time making sense here.
I’ll step aside.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Composing the Iliad = total Homer
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
Fuck I hated every second of that book.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Which ball?
The one he misplayed or the other one he misplayed?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The first one. The second play was awful.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
So then how is what Velez did an argument for him over Lewis?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not. The Lewis argument just came out of nowhere so I did what I could.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
You’re right. The Lewis argument did come out of nowhere. Velez still sucks though.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Taking the field?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh no
He had two
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
there’s no way in hell many left fielders make that play dude, the first one, the second one’s a given
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Any decent outfielder knows how to get a jump on the ball, Velez gets no jump and then tries to catch up to it with his speed.
I think a lot of outfielders could have made that play at the fence if they had a proper jump on the ball.
aight, we'll see what happens, Derosa woulda caught that, right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I agree. He’s the worst, but I agree.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I take it back, I don't blame Velez
I blame Bochy. Velez can’t help but suck.
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
Shouldn't you blame Sabean, then?
He’s the one who dumped Fred and kept Velez.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I blame Velez
I blame Sabean, Bochy, Velez, and for some reason I still feel inclined to hate Todd Wellemeyer and Barry Zito.
Where's Perry?
On the plus side, Dodgers lost again.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Diamondbacks 12, Rockies 11, top 10.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Thank goodness we're in the NL West TermpestTeapot
Where Everyone Is A Contender!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously Velez might have been groggy
after his faceplant on the wall
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
That’s worth consideration. He hit hard.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I had that thought as he was chasing it.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
he doesn’t have a brain to damage.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Meh. Whatever.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
im not defending velez but even if he catches it were still down a run….
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
There’s a world of difference between one down and two down.
by Uncle Russel on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
or colorado.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
question
did dunston actually say walks cheat the game?
yes
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally yes. SI article, methinks.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
12-11 snakeyness.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
I hope Bochy stops double-switching
Ishikawa and Velez into the game constantly. They are fucking terrible.
Come on big money!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
Yay, Bengie.
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Muh - KNEE
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
COME ON JUAN
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
It's about fucking time Uribe is at bat
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
juan!
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
It's already happened so often today that I'm getting seasoned in a single game
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
hay money
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PINCH RUNNER!
Wait, that makes sense.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
Does it?
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Why didn't Uribe bat instead of Ishi in the 11th?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
THIS
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Because of this at-bat here. Romo’s spot.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Molina seems to have changed his approch this year
to one that involves getting on base.
I WANT JAZZ HANDS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
Eugenio should try that trick
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
Low strike there.
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JAZZY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nate at the plate. HR time!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
Holy crap.
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PhiLOLies!!!!!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
Holy fuck!
Inconsistent much????
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
OK let's win now or something of that sort.
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
And this was what represented the National League in the Series?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
It’s up to you, Nate. This is your game.
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Who got hurt??
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Dear Nate
It feels absolutely criminal to ask you to do MORE in this series.
But if you could, I’ll love you even more.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
HE READ MY LETTER
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Oh no, don’t leave it up to Velez.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Bochy will probably see it as a chance for Velez to redeem himself.
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C'mon, Nate.
You owe us for letting that ball fall.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
I think he made up for that when he got that double.
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only got GameDay here
Who was the “injury delay”?
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Pitcher got hit.
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Uribes liner hit the pitcher
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Not sure – maybe checking the pitcher (who got hit on the hip with the comebacker)?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
jazz hands the impaler.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
kuip spent like 15 seconds thinking of something positive to say about velez being on deck. and all he could come up with was vengeance or something like that.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
HIT ONE IN THE FUCKIN COVE
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
POW!!!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGANATE FOOLS
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Nate!
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JUGGERNATE!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
NATE IS GREAT
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Hey that was a strike earlier
and then a ball
FUCK OFF UMP
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
NATE!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT JUGGERNATE IS A GOD
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
HOLY FUCK NATE SCHIERHOLTZ!!! OH MY GOD!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
PLEASE RELOAD, YAHOO!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
OMFG!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
FIVE HITZ
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JUGERNATE!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
5 hits, bitches !!
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
In Play Runs :)
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
HAVE A DAY!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
This should be a tie game right now. Just sayin’.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/hopes diminished
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus, Mo'...LAND already!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
this
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL PHILLIES FANS
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BOWKERBOWKERBOWKERBOWKER
Fuck.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
bowker please.
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
good thing I'm in shape
or I might have had a heart attack by now!

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
JUGGERNATE!
Now finish it….uhh…Velez?!?
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL IN THE GAME VELEZ?! HOLY SHIT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I love everyone on this team
except Velez, you fucking dick
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
If ever he did...now is the time.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
No Eudemption then?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
wow
I had to turn off the radio for a few minutes and I was sure we’d have lost by now
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
DAMN IT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Shit Uribe
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Fuckle.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
WHY THE FUCK?!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
bah!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
WHY THE FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKS
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
really though
how do you let velez hit right there?
by randolphforpresident on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
Phew. This is how this game should end.
Shallow fly ball or pop up now.
Phillies breathe a sigh of relief… and all the Giants can do is kick themselves.
Productive Out:
Eugenio Velez from a cannon.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Way to hit the ball out of the infield Jackass
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
That's not really true
This game was lost by the bullpen which is better than this.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
Heinous Fuckery. Fuckery most foul!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, uribe. That was a joke
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
DFA VELEZ
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
why is nate not at 3rd?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Ehhh...Velez could have scored.
/slams bomb shelter door
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres. Please Torres.
Torres triple please?
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
Double steal!
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Ugh. Please get rid of Velez
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
Please Torres.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
velez has no defense!
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
Funny how . . .
their catchers always get the “Ball In Dirt”
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Apr 28, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy flashes "get on the bus" sign to Velez
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
So many people to blame today...
Bochy
Wilson
Affeldt
Dana DeMuth
Ishi
Bochy again
Velez
Bochy some more
Velez some more
…and always, Brian Sabean.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
and Romo for hanging one
I don’t think Bochy deserves the blame.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
I think Bochy should've given Timmy a chance to finish
That’s debatable though.
What’s not debatable—at least not to me—are these three things:
1) Bochy shouldn’t have left Affeldt in as long as he did.
2) Bochy should’ve pinch-hit Uribe for Ishi in the 10th.
3) Bochy should never let Velez within 500 yards of the field of play.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
BORK BORK BORK
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Thanks, Velez.
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"He's got some pop."
Unfortunately, it’s flat.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
BULL FUCKING SHIT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Thank Velez, Facepalm

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FUCK YOU VELEZ!
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT “OUTFIELDER” DON’T EVER EVER SHOW YOUR FACE AT AT&T PARK AGAIN.
Where's Perry?
IF EUGENIO VELEZ STARTS AGAIN I AM GOING TO GO KILLL BRUCE BOCHY
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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That’s it, if they don’t DFA Velez by the weekend something is totally wrong with this team
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
FUCKING BULLSHIT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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You had to know that second run would come back to bite them in the ass…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCK
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
I HOPE THIS MADE BOCHY REALIZE VELEZ IS A FUCKING USELESS
PILE OF SHIT AND LEWIS IS 30 TIMES THE PLAYER VELEZ IS.
HEARTBREAKER

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I like that you have an immense stockpile of Susan Sarandon images.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Err, not certain that's her.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I think so – from Rocky Horror Picture Show?
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It is.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well, I sit corrected.
Here’s one of her that really shows off her – HEYYY!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
I need a fucking drink. I also need to go grocery shopping. I know what I’m buying.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
so what are the realistic chances velez gets sent down?
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker gets sent down
for sitting on the bench wrong
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Schulman thinks Waldis goes down and Welley goes into long relief for the next little while.
So all FAIL players get to stick around.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Very little. Can’t judge a player on “one bad game”
Unless your name is Bowker, Garko, Fransdsen or Lewis
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a very exciting game.
Hopefully there will be some upside to all this. Hopefully even Bochy will now see that Velez is a horrible person.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HE PLAYS BAD AND HE SHOULD FEEL BAD!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah, but Alex_Lewis abandoned his career as a player hater years ago to take advantage of new opportunities in the people hater field.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I sensed a blossoming market.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s all about grabbing market share.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, market shares? I’ve been grabbing crotches.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
‘market shares’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed the Velez error. What happened?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Watch ESPN
I’m sure they’ll show it.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
CLANK?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Dropped fly ball. He also whiffed on another fly ball the play before, but that was a pretty difficult play. Barry would have caught it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No errors this year!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
One prefers not to wonder.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Never forget
Nate Schierholtz is a hero.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I suppose when you judge the complete body of his day's work it's mostly positive
But I’ll never be convinced he couldn’t have reached that double.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
GIANTS AVOID THE SWEEP AGAIN
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
17 hits, loss
jesus
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
8 IP 2 ER from your ace. 17 hits
Fuck me
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
This game is on Bochy.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
Kuip is pissed.
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lol
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He did totally drop that fly ball huh?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
ON PURPOSE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh, I’m sorry, is the consensus that Velez should’ve caught the ball hit to the wall? That seems like a really, really stupid notion.
He was there – he got a piece of it. I think under those circumstances he should have had it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
The ball hit the wall first
I don’t think he SHOULD have caught it, but we’d all be more willing to give him the benefit of the doubt if he’d done anything at all to earn it.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
17 hits. We should be able to pitch out of that mess.
by CaliforniaBone on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez beats Giants, 7-6!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Who lost this game
WIlson
Velez
Affeldt
UMPS
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
True dat
But once it did get to him, he failed utterly.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
plenty of blame to share
but this one is on Wilson
by i love tacos on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
1. Wilson
2. Velez
3. Bochy
4. Umps
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You forgot Huff
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I speak for all of us by saying that Andre Ethier is also partially to blame.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And Russell Martin
who can suck it.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
I would not blame Wilson.
The ump fucked him over twice, and he gave up a BLOOP double that barely was a hit.
Bochy
Velez
Affeldt
The perfect ending for this game.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
EXACTLY.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
It'll be funny to see
Eugenio clear waivers, and Bochy and Sabean scratching their heads as to why no one else wants their cornerstone…
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
that would be funny
but bochy and sabean may not even dfa velez because they’re morons. but that’s another story.
by commodoregiant on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I came to the party late . . .
can someone run down Bochy’s mistakes (other than playing Velez)?
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
dunno . . .
Beachboy has been pretty lights out this season, and Timmy did walk the guy on four pitches. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure that BHB (BoneHeadedBochy) made lots of stupid calls but . . .
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the Ishi bunt was kind of a stupid idea, too.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
to be honest
it’s all wilson’s fault today. given a 3 run fucking lead and gets the bases loaded, gives up a 3 run fucking triple.
so angry. haha
Defensive replacement: Velez and Ishikawa
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Came to ballpark.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
1 – starting huff
2 – starting derosa
3 – bunting at the wrong times
4 – pulling lincecum
5 – putting velez in over bowker
Those are the big ones.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This game will be a good thing if
1) Nate the great becomes the starting right fielder and
2) Velez is no longer a giant.
Or a Grizzly
Or associated with this organization in any way.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate will be the starter in RF. Except on even number days, or when it is raining, or when a lefty is on the mound
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate has played every inning of the last 11 games
I think it’s safe to say he’s the starting RF at this point.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
The Giants need to finish out the games they are winning. There will be plenty of games that they get blown out in and the loss won’t hurt. It always hurts to lose a game that should have been in the bag.
THIS
Definitely THIS.
A closer should be able to win with a 3 run lead.
And Velez should not be in the field in extra innings.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Fixed
And Velez should not be in the field in extra innings.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
This game was an exception. We probably won’t see another like it this year.
We aren’t going to get blown out often, either.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Radnich would still be asking FP if he’s ever dropped an easy fly ball before.
by CaliforniaBone on Apr 28, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
If Velez in somewhere in the organization by Sunday
Then I will not be surprised in the least.
I’m going on Friday night… it’s going to seem like a long wait.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
I’m guessing he was going on contact.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions

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