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Post-game thread: Wellemeyer shines, Giants hit

Hi, Edgar!

It has to be hard to be Todd Wellemeyer. The Madison Avenue take on the Giants’ rotation:

Dazzling changeups! Biting curveballs! Sizzling fastballs! Darting sliders! And Todd Wellemeyer.

Night after night he’d have to watch his peers go out and befuddle the opposition, and when it was finally his turn to shine..Todd Wellemeyer was Todd Wellemeyer was Todd Wellemeyer. I wanted to defer to Dave Duncan’s expertise on this; there had to be something to Wellemeyer that I’d missed. What we saw in the previous three Wellemeyer starts was a pitcher with unimpressive stuff and unimpressive command -- where Tim Lincecum mixes the two like peanut butter and jelly, Wellemeyer was often working on his very own licorice and weevil sandwich.

Tonight was much, much better. It’s not time to push the throttle forward to full optimism -- there were a few hittable pitches that, for whatever reason, weren’t hit -- but it was a fine, workmanlike performance that hinted at more fine, workmanlike performances in the future. That’s all a team should expect from a fifth started plucked from the free bin.

Fine work, Todd. Of course, it’s not a problem if Wellemeyer slips up again and leaves the Giants looking for a fifth starter. There’s always Nate Schierholtz

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My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
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by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

big time timmy jim tomorrow WHOOO!

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

i dunno

im kind of a big fan of the freaky franchise

by _Joe_ on Apr 28, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson said they call him “Baby Dracula” in the dugout.

by Benjamin14:18 on Apr 28, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

WHY???

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 28, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pale, dark EMO hair, small stature….

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has a taste for baby blood.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially Dodger baby blood.

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by The Neuschler on Apr 28, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who doesn't?

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When it came to me and my friend’s turn to order I asked in very plain English, for a baby, broiled in its own blood, to which my friend responded, “Shut up dude, they may actually do it”. The Waiter was not amused. I thought it was funny as hell.

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by scout6 on Apr 28, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE IT!

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by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Enchanter

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by DrStankus on Apr 28, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really dislike this nickname.

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by scout6 on Apr 28, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s hilarious, and therefore an awesome nickname.

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by ringleader3 on Apr 28, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

And yet because it’s from ESPN it’s tainted.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always think it’s weird to see the word taint used that way.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Taint.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take my tears and that’s not nearly all

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by ResDog on Apr 28, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I haven’t listened to that song the same way since college.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

So… last year then?

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have been out of college for three years next month.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, three years at the end of the year for me.

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by scout6 on Apr 28, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just when you think you're out, they keep pulling you back in.

Apparently, I was confused by the whole Mills?SJSU thing…
Wait – isn’t it you that’s never seen Godfather 3? Nevermind.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be starting at Mills in the fall.

And I’ve never seen Godfathers 2 or 3.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know it was you howie. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

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by ResDog on Apr 28, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, I’ve barely seen Godfather 1.

But I have.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think

it’s one of those things where it’s so bad it’s good.

I never would have dreamed of calling Timmy that, but /in the context of the commercial/ it’s pretty funny.

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by breadfan7 on Apr 28, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Italics fail

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by breadfan7 on Apr 28, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm...weevils

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

“Wellemeyer was often working on his very own licorice and weevil sandwich.”

LMAO

by fiji.siv on Apr 28, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, if Wellemeyer pitches like this

I am perfectly fine with him as the no. 5 starter. Bendable, but not breakable.

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear, sometimes it seems like the Giants are just screwing with us.

by Wazl on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometimes...

SOMETIMES, more like all the time.

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by The Neuschler on Apr 28, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean does not equal "the Giants"

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by breadfan7 on Apr 28, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh huh huh.. todd’s cool… huh huh huh.

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

yea yea.. todd kicks @ss

by Mikaele Ambagis on Apr 28, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Liriano: 8 IP 10 Ks

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

0 ER

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol people who think the trade wasn’t that bad

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nathan’s hurt and Liriano sucks! Great trade!

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by quincy0191 on Apr 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just imagine

Francisco Liriano as our fifth starter

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by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sob

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

To do that you have to also take last year’s 5.80 ERA and basically 1 good year of production over the 5 years previous… no thanks.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Over the awesome production from AJ McAsshole we’ve had over that time?

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by DrStankus on Apr 28, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying it was a good trade, I’m saying Liriano hasn’t been very productive… I’ve always been more bitter about giving up Nathan.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Misrep

I think the most anyone said (including me) was that if Liriano was hurt after his rookie year and never came back, the trade went from “historically bad” to “just plain bad.”

Not quite the same as “not that bad.”

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by achiappanza on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have continued to be historically bad if the Twins had never gotten another inning out of Liriano or Nathan.

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can name three worse ones off the top of my head just by the Giants in my lifetime

Orlando Cepeda for Frank Duffy.
Gaylord Perry for Sam McDowell.
Jack Clark for David Green and Jose Uribe.

And if we assume the Twins never got another inning out of Liriano or Nathan I can probably add another half dozen.

To me, “historically bad” has to really really stand out.

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by achiappanza on Apr 28, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they traded Orlando Cepeda for Ray Sadecki, first off.

It does really stand out, in my opinion.

AJ was worth 1.4 WAR his one year as a Giant. Liriano, even with his bad years, has been worth 8.4 WAR for the Twins. Even Boof was worth 4.2 WAR as a Twin! Just with those two players, the Twins got 9 times as much value out of the trade as we did.

Add Joe Nathan (15.1 WAR) and the Twins got almost twenty times as much value out of the trade as the Giants did.

That’s historically bad.

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by jponry on Apr 28, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Duffy, Sadecki, it’s still worse.

I’ll bet if you take your WAR analysis to the trades I mentioned, those are all worse.

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by achiappanza on Apr 28, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

If you’re going to count Nathan’s WAR for his entire post-trade career, you should to do the same for A.J. It’s still his value, whether or not he did it for the Giants.

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by achiappanza on Apr 28, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Nathan hasn’t played for anybody except the Twins. That’s a dishonest suggestion you’re making.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably should count WAR for all the arbitration years the players were eligible for at the time of the trade.

/too lazy to do it myself

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by ResDog on Apr 28, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Either that or compare the ratios of WAR per dollar, since SF spent far less for one year of AJ than Minnesota spent for all years of Nathan/Liriano/Boof. Otherwise it’s not really a fair comparison.

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by neurofarm on Apr 28, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are both good

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by achiappanza on Apr 28, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine the Twins still come out way ahead – Bonser and Liriano have yet to make a ton of money and Nathan didn’t get big bucks until he signed his last contract.

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by jponry on Apr 28, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the premise of downgrading the badness was contingent on Liriano never making it back after his rookie season.

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by achiappanza on Apr 28, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to correct somehow

Maybe the better way is to stop counting Nathan’s value at the end of the contract period he had signed with the Giants.

There also has to be a correction for swaps with uneven number of players, since everyone would rather have one 5 WAR guy over three 2 WAR guys.

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by achiappanza on Apr 28, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay? Even if you only take it through his pre-FA years, the Twins still get like 15 times as much value out of the trade.

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by jponry on Apr 28, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

An ant can lift 10 times its own weight. 10x doesn’t mean much when you’re an ant.

Again, I suspect t the WAR value of SP’s (Gaylord Perry) and middle-of-the-order hitters (Jack Clark and Orlando Cepeda) is a higher surrender than a closer, regardless of how good.

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by achiappanza on Apr 28, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

that’s stupid

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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by achiappanza on Apr 28, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The value he had after the giants dumped him has NOTHING to do with the trade

it just goes to prove how fucking stupid they were. They traded 2 really good players for a guy they had for basically half a season. If he had any value after they let him go, it just proves the trade was THAT much worse.

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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has to do with what valuing the players’ actual contributions. Everything else plays out based on unforseeable circumstances.

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by achiappanza on Apr 28, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose was the man!

While you could say it was a lopsided trade and have some merit to the argument, if Ozzie Smith wasn’t in the league at the same time Jose Uribe would be a household name. He was that good defensively, even if his bat was suspect at best. The Giants of the late 80’s had plenty of offense and getting rid of Jack Clark paved the way for William Nuschler Clark. The importance of defense is often underrated, but the Giants won a lot of games because of their defense up the middle with Uribe, Thompson and Butler. In fact, the case could certainly be made that the Jack Clark deal wasn’t bad at all, but a good deal for the Giants because it met a need. There’s no way in hell that it was worse than Pier-douchski for Nathan trade. According to Bill James the best season of the ’80’s was Will Clark’s ‘89 season, which couldn’t happen with Jack Clark still there.

Plus Jack Clark was—and is—an asshole.

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by The Neuschler on Apr 28, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Nathan for Pierzynski straight up is plain bad

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In retrospect. Not at the time. I’ll never stop defending the context of that trade.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

A 1.5-2 WAR catcher is more valuable than theretofore struggling reliever who didn’t really show any indication that he was going to turn into one of the most dominant closers in baseball.

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by baetown415 on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A reliever who had two 5.00 ERA+ seasons in AAA after his shoulder disintegrated has a good year in middle relief in the majors? A low-A pitching prospect who couldn’t stay healthy enough to crack the 80 IP barrier in the pros? A formerly touted prospect who lost zip on his fastball and had a serious drop in his strikeout rate?

That’s the perfect sell-high package, and it went for a 20-something catcher still in his arbitration years. It turned to be a tsunami of suck, but I understand the motivation.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word

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by baetown415 on Apr 27, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double word.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Apr 28, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's a bit too nice IMO

Nathan opened that season with something like 23 scoreless innnings and finished it with a 1.06 WHIP and a 9.5 K/9. What about that says anything but, “I am your future closer who will not only save you from the wrath of Armando Benitex but also AJ Pierzynski?”

And I have no link, but I heard an interview of Tidrow on KNBR where he said Liriano is the last guy he would trade amongst all the Giant prospects, this was when they had Foppert, Williams and Ainsworth all in the top 100.

Bonser is the only guy that made sense to trade IMO and you could make a case that Bonser for AJ would have been a fair deal.

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by Cody_ransom on Apr 28, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Relievers come and go so quickly, that when one emerges from serious injury problems to pitch better than he ever has before, you shouldn’t be afraid to trade him. Now Nathan is probably just going to miss the Hall of Fame, and the Giants would have won the World Series if he were the closer in 2004, and they would have traded Brian Wilson for Jason Heyward last year, but that’s just nitpicking.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 28, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Point well taken

regarding relievers and their inconsistencies. Exactly why I would have traded Wilson before last season, and the team at this moment in time might have been worse for it.

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by Cody_ransom on Apr 28, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selling high on three prospects to upgrade offense at the catcher position was not my idea of a good idea, contextually or otherwise.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Mauer would like to say hi.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT? I thought both his arms fell off!

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate is the one person

That I really want to see pitch in some crazy 20 inning game. I bet his fastball is at least mid-80s.

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by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Would have to assume it’s higher than that. Bet he could top 90 MPH

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah.

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This stadium is fucking bullshit.
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Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YEA

IT NEEDS TO BE MIDGET SIZE, LIKE THEIR BALLPARK!

by superk1ng on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Phillies fans

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's surprisingly inexpensive.

It’s like the first time I washed my HD – I put it off for like a month because I was SURE the OS restoration disc prices would be astronomical.

“Little does he know how little he knows.” – Snidely Whiplash

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

excessive.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

upgrade to pro today!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It says your bandwidth has exceeded its limit and you should upgrade to photobucket pro.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You buy more bandwidth.

 They allot you so much over a time period – something like a month. GIFs (and layered pics!) use a lot.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i c it

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CHEAP!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

Sorry it makes their sluggers look not as good

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s comments like these that make me love AT&T more than I already do.

by Wazl on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL phils (again)
wtf is this Schierholz ass?

http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Apr 27, 2010 8:31 PM PDT
I fucking hate this Schierholtz guy.

by PhillyFriar on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT
I think I’m a pretty informed baseball fan, and I’ll be honest here… I have no idea who the fuck Andres Torres and Matt Downs are. Yet somehow, they’re killing us right now.

by PhillyFriar on Apr 27, 2010 8:40 PM PDT

And something we can all agree on:

Speaking of hatred of humanity, fuckin’ Dodgers.

“I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that’s all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man.” -Raul Ibanez
by Jose and the Contrarians on Apr 27, 2010 7:29 PM PDT

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually

Kinda like that this team has a bunch of dudes no one has ever heard of.

Kind’ve a “major league” vibe.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody took ‘Wild Thing’ Wellemeyer to the optometrist this week, didn’t they?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria is our aging third asshole baseman that sucks (but he’s a shortstop in our film)

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except their aging third baseman was a good hitter

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

Holy shit that made me giggle. I lol’d at work and drew some attention.

by jonesin25 on Apr 28, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every day I get a little more optimistic about the Giants chances in the NL West, all we gotta do is hold off the madres

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL I never thought I’d hear anyone say that they had to “hold off the Padres” any time soon.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Padres get first and we win the wild card, that is better than any other NL West team being ahead of us… they are the least evil.

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIES!

they swept us! they are not LESS evil! ……then again they’re not the douche-y Rockies and the Ducking Fodgers…. yeah I guess you’re right

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 28, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank GOD, now i can comment, fuckin gifs

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ARRRGH 6 MB GIFS!!!

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG AWESOME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. ARRRGH GIFS!!!

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP GETTING WITH ANGELA DWIGHT, get with that chick

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, this series has been REALLY fun, so far

And, oh yeah, Timmy pitches tomorrow!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers also lose TWICE!

Lincecum day tomorrow for a sweep. Does it get any better?

by Dennis23 on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies coulda lost. Damn Dbacks.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats big time timmy jim to you..

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Wellemeyer is a boring guy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He seems like a Moody's Debbie Downer

I bet the other players think he is a douche

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good game. Good pitching. Timely hitting. RENT! A baserunning blunder. 2 DP’s. ready for TIMMY DAY!

/Doesn’t mention Molina’s 2 hits
//Waits for 22gigantes
///forgets he is banned

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, Panda’s AVG keeps climbing

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Furthermore, Philadelphia now hates Nate Schierholz and his arm/cannon

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Apr 28, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

should i go to the game tomorrow?

i am 3-0 this year going to games

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You should

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking about going, too.

Giants also 3-0 in my presence. 4-0 if you count exhibitions. Although, I’d have to skip Mex-American History and English.

by Uncle Russel on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to go, but I question my ability to pay for tickets. I’m not a fan of bleacher seats, so.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am 0-1 :(

I had the unfortunate event of being at Welmyers first outing, what a crappy game. I do live near DC however, so at some point am looking forward to ending the year 3-1!

by jonesin25 on Apr 28, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

its a nooner, do it!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember, ESPN Sez

We didn’t win, the Phillies lost. Gotta tow the company line until the bitter end.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solution:

MLB Network

You should hear Plesac fawning over Pablo. And the other night when Affeldt got that K…wild thing was going nuts over his reaction.

Lots of genuine Giants love over there :P

by short_shifter on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reynolds is usually willing to pull for us.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I personally can’t stand Harold Reynolds, but Plesac and Mitch Williams have had nice things to say about the Giants and I like them. I think my favorite thing Mitch Williams said was when Reynolds was talking about how amazing Bengie was and how the Giants were so smart to bring him back, Mitch was talking about how Bengie was a huge base clogger and stuff it was awesome.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lame

He had 3 candidates.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should get a montage of his own. Diving catch, running catch, two putouts, and Ryan Howard thinking twice.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I even forgot one of the catches.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THOSE GUYS

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

only in baseball

can every measurable statistic point to Roy Halladay dominating the Giants and Todd Wellenmeyer getting destroyed by the Phillies, yet both times exact opposites happened.

I wonder how that compares with Eckstein’s 31 of 10,000 probability in the Affeldt walk off homer.

by The Franchise on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, now it’s too late to eat goddamn ice cream.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s never too late or early to eat ice cream. My mom made us chocolate sundaes for breakfast. She also left us nothing but a snickers bar for dinner too, but you take the good with the bad.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 28, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

screw espn and their propaganda

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

One of the best defensive games in memory from Schierholtz

Was like watching some reverse-negative highlight clips of Bonds back in the day.

by Stoned Slacker on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

If he keeps his average over .300, he might be in line for a Gold Glove!

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pisses me off because I know it’s true.

Though you should know that the only people who win Gold Gloves are center fielders and Ichiro.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not nice.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 28, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like my irrational love for Nate is being justified with games like tonight.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/joins line

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

ME TOO!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are many shirts like it, but this one is mine.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that I’m not jumping on the bandwagon. I always believed. (Sort of.)

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve believed in him since 2004

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I am the Conor Gillaspie bandwagon.

And I’ll jump on the Brandon Belt one as well.

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We believe!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol what?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying… we saw how well that worked for the Warriors.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. This is true!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasnt that Ortmeier?

Or however you spell it

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im guessing this link is proving me wrong.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is strange but I have rather vivid memories of watching that game.

by furikawari on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the hit, but I always remembered it being Ortmeier for some reason.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ortmeier had a walkoff hit at some point

don’t remember when

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

UPSIDEEEEEE

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I’m glad that Schierholtz is starting now. What a game he had. I knew he had a good arm, but wow.

by ololo3 on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What is this ESPN people keep talking about?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees? Red Sox?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Covert arm of NESN.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it a Russain disco?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some station on the East Coast.

Not sure why their call letters don’t start with “W” like the rest of them.

DFA Jonathan Sanchez

by El Person on Apr 27, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, the Good Phight write up looks like it could have been plagerized from one of Grants during the southern cali road trip
In one of the most godawful Phillies games in recent memory, the Philadelphia Phillies could only scratch out three hits and one run against consensus Cy Young Award favorite Todd Wellemeyer. Although they added a run in the eighth, the overall offensive output of the team remains tepid and frankly, boring as hell.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW THEY KNOW HOW WE FEEL!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now they know how we feel.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sure is tedious being National League champions. YAWN.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is what it’s like on the other side.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having Utley Howard and Werth in the middle of their lineup (along with Rollins when healthy) must make being a Phillies fan so frustrating!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 27, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomorrow the Phillies are going to slide into first on balls hit to the RF wall.

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.theonion.com/articles/albert-pujols-sliding-into-everything-after-learni,17273/

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roger K being called up?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roger Kiershnick? I’m hoping i’m missing out on some joke here.

Oh wait, high average, no OPS….
?

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cannon arm?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

nerd

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever, Mr. Anime.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight Nate is going to use the Leaf Shield arm cannon.

Unfortunately, that thing is fucking useless.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

No way

That thing ruled for enemies sitting on a ledge above you.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

125 mil to K looking and get thrown out by Natee

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Kruk, I wanted to see you wearing something ridiculous again.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone see the Classy throw by Randy Winn tonight?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Here’s another number to digest: at one point, Wellemeyer retired 11 straight Phillies.

Off to bed for me, then — I just pray I don’t have nightmares about the Wellemeyer/Schierholtz/Downs Cerberus that massacres all MLB teams in its path.

by PhillyFriar on Apr 27, 2010 9:59 PM PDT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Just wait until they wake up and remember Timmy is pitching.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh they're aware

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 28, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

wut?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy is gold. who new phili had a gem in it’s rough.

by jonesin25 on Apr 28, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone give me a valid argument why Bowker should ever start over Schierholtz

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah there isnt one

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker should start over both Freddy Sanchez or Edgar Renteria, though.

Rowand
Schierholtz
Panda
Huff
DeRosa
Uribe
Molina
Bowker

Please?

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GRANT YOU HATER RENTERIA HAD A FEW HITS TONIGHT!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent I can get in to

I don’t think Bowker provides more value than a healthy freddy, between his hitting and the difference in defense between DeRosa and Sanchez, which is fairly significant by UZR.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think we can assume that Freddy Sanchez is still going to be a plus defender at this point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

especially coming off the injury and time off he has had.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d wager it comes close, though, especially with Sanchez coming off a gimp knee. And I’d rather watch Bowker develop.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop copying me

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling Bowker is just Todd Linden or Lance Niekro (in 2005) with patience.

Lance Niekro with patience would be our cleanup hitter, though.

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bowker is Todd Linden or Lance Niekro with patience, what does that make Nate Schierholtz?

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calvin Murray?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marvin Benard’s best years, but with the ability to play defense.

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And without the ’roids, right?

by L-Nova on Apr 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

What is REALLY scary is the 1999 Marvin Benard would be our second best hitter on this team.

The 1999 team had an amazing offense, but bad pitching

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shits bricks

DFA Jonathan Sanchez

by El Person on Apr 27, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if you are right,

we may never have the opportunity to find out.

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Sanchez’s defense is at least as much of a question mark as Bowker’s ability to produce at the major league level, which he’s never been able to do, even when he was given consistent at-bats over the course of a season.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those at-bats were before he changed his approach and hit like George Brett in Fresno. I’d rather give that 300 at-bats and fail rather than watch Renteria/Sanchez have 300 at-bats of slowly declining Renteria/Sanchez goodness.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Renteria was only declining before they removed the bone chips!

See, I can use that kind of logic too.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Specious kinds

Yes, John Bowker had a good season in AAA last year.

Aubrey Huff had a great year in 2008!

They are equally likely to be flukes.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker’s year wasn’t just good — it was otherworldly. But it wasn’t like he was a .260/.290/.400 hitter who suddenly raised his average to become a .360/.390/.500 powerhouse. He actively tried to work on his plate discipline, and he did. Correlation isn’t causation, but at the same time he crushed his personal high in walks, he dominated in every other offensive category.

And the Giants can’t do better than to bury him after 40 at-bats at the start of the season? It’s a joke.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know personal experience is not much, but at a spring training game against the A’s I saw him get a walk starting on an 0-2 count, and i think he fouled off a lot of pitches.

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks awful right now. I don’t know if he’s pressing or if he’s just not that good, but he looks terrible. But that’s the whole point of using stats as a tool. Every player in a slump looks terrible except in extremely fluky cases where line drives are finding mitts. Prince Fielder looks like a slap hitter right now. Yunel Escobar looks like Brian Bocock. I’ll take the over on their futures.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s trying too hard to get hits because he thinks he needs to get the big hits for playing time.

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder why he would think that.

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

bork bork bork

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by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fine with working Bowker into the lineup

But I don’t think that Bowker out-hits Freddy Sanchez by enough to compensate for the defensive differential between DeRosa and Sanchez (which a cursory glance at Fangraphs tells me is roughly 8 runs).

I could get behind something like…

DeRosa 2B
Sanchez SS
Huff 1B
Sandoval 3B
Rowand CF
Molina C
Bowker LF
Schierholtz RF

Long and short of the story: Bowker can and should replace Renteria in the lineup. Probably not Freddy Sanchez though.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happens to Uribe’s playing time?

I would prefer him over Sanchez, though I know that won’t happen.

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's so many moving pieces

Uribe will get starts.

STEP ONE IS GETTING VELEZ THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE. Option or DFA his ass.

And get rid of Ishikawa, too. Let Downs stay up.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not disagreeing with your larger point that the defensive hit makes it almost a wash. I guess you have to believe that Sanchez still has some .300 seasons left in him to think he has the potential upside of Bowker, which isn’t unreasonable.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have to think that Freddy Sanchez will hit .300

Because I don’t think Bowker will hit all that well. Bowker’s updated ZIPS projection really isn’t all that inspiring. (.257/.322/.415). Freddy Sanchez’s ZIPS is (.296/.331/.413)

Bowker is barely a lock to outhit Sanchez, period. When you combine that with the defensive liabilities, there’s no way he should replace Sanchez in a 1-for-1 scenario.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s essentially the same, except that Sanchez has empty batting average that makes him look better. I would take Bowker personally.

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, but I’d take the over on Bowker and the under on Sanchez.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Huff analogy also doesn’t work because we have his 2009 season between then and now, which which much closer to his career projections than 2008. We don’t have an adequate sample size with Bowker to know if last year was a fluke, or if his new approach just hasn’t clicked yet.

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by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the new approach can directly work in the major leagues.

AAA pitching is a lot different than MLB pitching.

But even if Bowker hit exactly like he did in 2007, it would not be a huge loss over renteria, at least

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I don’t think he’ll be an All-Star. But I can definitely see him having a nice little run for a few years, leaving the Giants free to spend money on other positions of need.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’d be great to save some money in the outfield or first base.

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando Hudson?

Ray Durham?
Jeff Kent?
Luis Castillo?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 28, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should be happy we’re winning with the lineups we have for now.

I know we’ll never stop playing our veterans.

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should both start

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

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by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez needs to start, he’ one of our best hitters. /Bochy

by Into the Void on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

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by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted something similar but it still says “posting…”.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You keep piggybacking on all my great ideas

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s more fun to type BOWKERMANIA than it is to type JUGGERNATE

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better photoshops with Juggernate, though

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by norcalnick on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send Bowker to left?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's pretty fucking far left

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by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

bourgeoisie

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

velez robs the bourgoisie

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by DrStankus on Apr 28, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

OBP + more power

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Bochy

This time, when we’re going for a sweep with one of our best pitchers on the mound, don’t trot out the B-team.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
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by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

panda is gonna need a day off soon

just not tomorrow

i wonder if bengie will sit

hope bowker gets to play in left

by bacci40 on Apr 28, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what Thursday is for.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, MLB.com

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK???

It doesn’t even say that they lost. They can suck it. Bunch of asshats.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or that the call was demonstrably wrong.

by furikawari on Apr 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too.

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by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

the first base ump got hypnotized by the play itself

i believe that first base is cursed this season

look how many wacky things have happened there

panda needs to sacrifice a chicken

by bacci40 on Apr 28, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was a plain case of body bias. “Fat dude can’t beat the ball to first!!!”
And once, just once I’d like to see Botchy get out of that damn dugout and get his ass tossed from a game. [Okay maybe more than once] Show some fire you pile of wetted grass clippings!

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Apr 28, 2010 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

But...but...

Who would replace Bochy’s supreme management skills if he was tossed from a game?

Without him, we might gulp WIN!

/ducks

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by breadfan7 on Apr 28, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, when you’re winning isn’t the time to get crazy… let sleeping dogs lie and so forth.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a freakishly good play… terrible call, yes, but amazing turn.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

East Coast bias

ur doin it rite.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure love the whining about MLB.com and ESPN

when nobody should give a shit.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 28, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why shouldn't we?

Sometimes it wouldn’t shock me all that much if we somehow swept the World Series this year and MLB.com/ESPN said something like “[AL Team] falls apart and hands wins to San Francisco!”

One game of a superior team losing to an inferior team is a fluke; but when we beat Moyer just as decisively as Halladay, and our attempting-a-Cy-Young-threepeat ace is on the mound today going for the sweep of the defending NL champions, and all they can say as a headline/main photo feature is “nice double play!” by the losing team, that’s just shoddy journalism. If you’re going to feature defense from last night’s game, Schierholtz is the place to start.

Yes, it’s only April, but we’ve been spanking every team we come up with, particularly the ones who were supposed to give us the most trouble; the ironic exception being San Diego. The irony is further layered because everyone expected SD in last, and they’re in first, and for the most part playing like they deserve it. We share first for the same reasons. We’ve had some lucky wins so far, and we’ve had some rather decisive ones that we can chalk up to good baseball (and even lost a one-hitter on the way!)

Last night every first place team in the NL was playing another first place team, and the fact that the underdogs in SF have taken the series against the favored team has barely shown up on the reporting radar. That is something I would be annoyed by, even if I wasn’t a Giants fan.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 28, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Howard and Utley somehow out at second.

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Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 28, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

I especially liked how Howard was out because he got cocky, thought he had the double in the bag, and got tagged while trotting. Of course, ESPN would never let their bazillion dollar player for their darling Philly team be caught getting complacent.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 28, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, just for the record, the Giants and Phillies were the only first place teams playing. The Cardinals are playing a slumping Braves team, San Diego is playing the Marlins, the Phillies are now in second, and the now division leading Mets are playing the last place Dodgers.

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by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

last place Dodgers

That phrase has a certain ring to it.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mistake

However, San Diego and Florida were in first last night. 6 out of 7. My bad.

The Mets are leading because SD beat the Marlins, btw.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 28, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WUZ RONG

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Jon

I see sunshine on a cloudy day

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

They should have let Kruk sing the whole song

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, no. I beg of you.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

asshats? LOL

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

we were on the front page of the nytimes!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So looking forward to "High Noon" tomorrow...

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome game

Not a huge, rowdy crowd tonight, but a real fun one

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I opted out, and I am regretting it.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you aren’t allowed at any more games. :)

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by DrStankus on Apr 28, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Were in this thing!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you feel like there’s magic inside?

by Into the Void on Apr 27, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theres magic inside this thing!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that the marketing department starts with TWSS and then works backwards to find slogans.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

next slogan?

It black and orange all over!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

See: Humm Baby!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 28, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, we are.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I meant!

We were in this thing last year!

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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

The guy who wrote the Willie Mays book is on KGO (810 AM) right now.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

"The guy who wrote the Willie Mays book"?

Wow…what “Information Age”?

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that at Costco one time. It was good.

DFA Jonathan Sanchez

by El Person on Apr 27, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I couldn’t remember it! I was just trying to get in on here :)

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants pitching have allowed 56 runs to score.

Pirates pitching have allowed 150 runs to score.

Jesus Christ!

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Apr 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just snapped at 22 GAME losing streak in Milwaukee

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy moherfucking godamn shit!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that the Pirates are kinda bad.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

o rly?

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Apr 28, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would

McCutchen’s got a lot of time left on that contract.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhat disturbing realization:

Giants pitching have allowed 56 runs to score.

Pirates pitching have allowed 56 runs to score… in their previous five games leading prior to tonight’s game.

by L-Nova on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Err… nix the “leading.” Post fail.)

by L-Nova on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer would be their ace.

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of all the plays that MLB Network Quick Pitch plays, they don’t show any of Nate’s plays, but they showed that crazy double play which wasn’t a double play considering Pablo was actually safe…

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He was called out. It was a double play. A damn nice one too.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a double play because it was called one but Pablo was actually safe. It was a nice play but I’m just angry they’re not showing any of Nate’s amazing plays/throws.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crakalaka ssy:" get a life!"

by cybermaldonado on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I understand that, but that play was a little nicer. I bet they would show the same highlight if the teams were flip flopped

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the plays wouldn’t get nearly as much hype if they had gotten the call right. The flip was high, just a little too late, etc. It was a great play, but it sucks that we got hosed over style points.

To summarize: Fuck you, Dana Demuth.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

True nuf’.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw both of Schierholtz's plays

and commentary on his arm and Rent’s deke.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 28, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, slightly off-topic, but still wondering.

I missed the game tonight because I have night labs on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 7-10p.
I know that we burned through a lot of “Matt Cain has a sad” remarks after last night’s performance… but how many were made after Wellemeyer’s performance tonight?

by L-Nova on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this really the kind of thing you think about?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really, but today was slightly depressing, and I know Cain has to feel something after discovering that the Giants have not given him a whole lot of run support in his starts this season.

by L-Nova on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. Yeah I dont know, I didnt see too many.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be new here.

Trust me, he’s felt it before.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I trust you, Vic.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold this for me.

If anyone asks, it’s yours.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grown-ups know best.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

felt what?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again

Giants have no business winning a series, win it anyway.

POOR FORM, GIANTS.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Network just showed off Nate's arm

nice deke by Edgar!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING REALLY?

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT PLAY WAS NUMBER ONE ON SPORTSCENTER?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The Double play?

Am I right?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess is that you’re right. =)

by furikawari on Apr 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Yes.

And Nate was no where to be found in the top 10

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck?

Not in the top 10?

with 2 of them?

Fuck that

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's wearing the wrong hat.

Of course he gets no recognition. Damn it, ESPN.

Hell, this DP might turn me away from watching SportsNation tomorrow, and besides actual sporting events, it’s one of, like, three two shows I enjoy watching (primarily because I think Michelle’s kinda cute; makes up for nearly all of the suck that is Colin) on the network.

by L-Nova on Apr 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

knew he wasnt gonna get in the web gems

east coast bias

without a doubt, one of the best of arms in the majors today

by bacci40 on Apr 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Bay’s insane diving/ rolling catch?!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ENOUGH

THE GIANTS WON AND YOU CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 28, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one here should give a shit about what an east coast “sports” network says when they only care about 3 baseball teams; Yankees, Red Sox and Phillies. Enjoy the win, enjoy Nate’s plays but don’t care about ESPN.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 28, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

i kind of care b/c publicity = club revenue = cash to sign players who can hit a damn baseball. but your point is taken.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll go with you on that.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 28, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, wow.

I care because I want the Giants to be showcased. I want them to get some credit for the amazing baseball they are playing right now.

And I care because the state of journalism for the biggest sports network in the country. I will continue to complain because its my God given right.

Just as you are complaining about us complaining.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 28, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

A Red Sox sacrifice bunt

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

N8 THE GR8

Just got back from the game. Woohoo! Giants won, Wellemeyer pitches well, Nate Schierholtz cuts down both Ryan Howard and Chase Utley (Howard WTF lol), AND cousin and I scored awesome Filipino Night swag. Nice night all around and we also howled at the moon. Good first game of the season for me!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where'd you get that Cadillac?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

She said ’Balls to you Daddy!"

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 28, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAD DREADS SO SHAKE EM

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AIN’T GOT NONE BUT I’M PLANNIN ON GROWING SOME

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMAGINE ALL THE HEBREWS GOIN DUMB

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 28, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get the car we’re outta here!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

why won’t they post the ryan howard out? :-(

by FPTV on Apr 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Nate’s catch in Triples Alley was awesome, I want them to post that one too.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did

Not to worry – though the low sexy factor pushed it to the end of the show. They even pointe dout Howard stopping at first on the next hit and the out by Utley

by OnBasePanda on Apr 27, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, uh…i need it to be posted to the internet. is that what you mean?

by FPTV on Apr 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll probably be up as a montage on the Giants’ website in a few hours, under some cheesy name like “Schierholtz’s big day with the glove.”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

Is there a way to edit the viewed/not viewed settings to change the color of new posts? On some computers I can see the difference really easily, on others (like my laptop) not so much.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

alas

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Change the color profile on your laptop.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably should have spent time on doing real work but...

you can just insert the following css code into *.mccoverychronicles.com pages

.comment_master_list .citem .new{background:#e0f0f0;border-top:solid 1px #E9CC5A;}

.comment_master_list .citem .cfocus{background:#e0f0f0 url(http://cdn2.sbnation.com/images/blogs/comments/bg-newfocus.v11508.png) repeat-x;}

They were originally at http://cdn2.sbnation.com/stylesheets/community_new_all.v57a44f0ff5a2b69c.css . I only changed the color in the 2 places following “background: #” (in hexadecimal). You can use whatever color you want. These are not the greatest color right now.

To replace the default css with the customized one, you can use GlimmerBlocker If you are using Safari on Mac, or GreaseMonkey with Firefox or Chrome. If you are not familiar with these try googling something like “greasemonkey change css” (without quotes). Or you can pm me…

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 28, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

.comment_master_list .citem .new{background:#e0f0f0;border-top:solid 1px #E9CC5A;}
.comment_master_list .citem .cfocus{background:#e0f0f0 url(http://cdn2.sbnation.com/images/blogs/comments/bg-newfocus.v11508.png) repeat-x;}

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 28, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

.comment_master_list .citem .new{background:#e0f0f0;border-top:solid 1px #E9CC5A;}

.comment_master_list .citem .cfocus{background:#e0f0f0 url(http://cdn2.sbnation.com/images/blogs/comments/bg-newfocus.v11508.png) repeat-x;}

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 28, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, the last one looks right. Shouldn't have used blockquotes.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 28, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool, thanks. I’ll give this a shot when I get home later this afternoon. My desktop at work the colors are not great but at least I can see the difference. Some sites I work it is very apparent, though so when I get home it’s not so much fun.

It’s a good laptop screen, too. Shrug.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Zaun not being able to throw balls back to the pitcher. I have never seen anything like that

by ir1shgiant on Apr 27, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Muscle spasms in his shoulder.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be young or haven’t followed baseball long. There was a catcher by the name of Mackey Sasser who had major problems throwing the ball back to the pitcher. That bordered on uncomfortable.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 28, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 1993 seems like it was just yesterday…

Wait, what?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, sure was more years ago than I thought. I R OLD.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 28, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Dammit Pokemonz

Injury bug hitting my starting rotation bad. grumble grumble

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Just remember this is the same team that took the RF starting job away from Nate because he had a poor spring training. A POOR SPRING TRAINING.

This has been a weird series which makes me worried about tomorrow.

by DFARowand on Apr 27, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

You don’t sweep the Phillies when you have Halladay one day and Wellemeyer the next. That’s just not right.

DFA Jonathan Sanchez

by El Person on Apr 27, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO EARLY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

Timmy is not at all superstitious. And I’m not even a little stitious. Timmy day is a glorious day, always.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 27, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

nate is proving why st dont mean shite

and why, even if he goes 0 for 20, he must stay in right

his arm and speed in the of saved a ton of runs tonite

by bacci40 on Apr 27, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Way Way OT- I interviewed for a job two fridays ago. Last Monday I got an e-mail asking for me to complete an app form and sign a background consent form. I completed both. I sent the interviewers thank you cards. Then yesterday I got another e-mail that said that the forms didn’t go through for some reason and they need me to resend them. So I just filled it out by hand and scanned it. They said that was perfect. Is this a good sign that I should be offered the job? I felt the interview went really well

by cubesonice on Apr 27, 2010 11:41 PM PDT reply actions  

usually a good sign...

i as well have had a few interviews in the last 2 weeks.

job A)interview went well, i was told i would get a call for a second interview, as they wanted to move quickly. emailed a thank you, received a ‘pleasure speaking with you, will call later in the week to set up second interview.’ that was two weeks ago, never happened.

job B)interview went very well also. she called today to set up my second interview, but low and behold it will be a PHONE interview. i am now thrown for a little bit of a loop as I have never had a phone interview… kind of nervous, because i KNOW i interview well in person.

i digress, your situation sounds positive. those are usually last steps that are precursors to getting hired. good luck!

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 27, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you graduating undergrad? I am in two weeks.

Hmm, phone interviews are interesting. I’ve had two in the past couple of weeks. One went well and is the reason I got the interview with this company. The other… well we must not have been compatible. Just stay relaxed and have a notepad in front of you and ask some questions. Sort of like a typical interview, I suppose.

Anyway, hopefully things work out for you as well!

by cubesonice on Apr 27, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, What The WELLEMEYER?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 27, 2010 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

geez, that jessica simpson has some major rallye bewb

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 28, 2010 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Today I was reminded of why I love our broadcasters.

In the 5th inning, Miller brings up the topic of the name Philadelphia. Soon, they’re talking about William Penn and Phil Rizzuto and Romulus and Remus and I start thinking of ancient Philadelphia in Asia Minor and before I know it, the Giants haveplated two runs and it’s 4-1.

DFA Jonathan Sanchez

by El Person on Apr 28, 2010 12:18 AM PDT reply actions  

I was listening to the radio tonight and when they started talking about this, I couldn’t stop laughing. It evolved into Miller joking with Flem about he was the only Classics major at Stanford. They’re awesome.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 28, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bizarro world this series.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

OT

The author of the Willie Mays biography will be at a book signing this Friday at Borders near the ball park at 5:30 PM in case anyone wants to get the book signed.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 28, 2010 2:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Krukow said…

“Have a night with your arm Nat Schierholtz”

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 28, 2010 2:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Nate not Nat

and he actually said Mr. Schierholtz.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 28, 2010 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nat Schierholtz is something that Kuiper would say.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 28, 2010 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey is Good.

But not good enough
2/4 2 steaks, and another cheat.

Never caught a no-hitter.
Never hit a grand slam.
Never hit HR off of Roy Halladay.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 28, 2010 2:52 AM PDT reply actions  

new talking point, plz

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 28, 2010 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t complain about talking points at 3 in the damn morning.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 28, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why the Giants need Nate Schierholtz

So that other slow players can join Bengie in stretching doubles into singles.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 28, 2010 6:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Matt Fuckin' Downs

Party at nvsfg’s house!

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2010 6:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I was at the game last night. The Giants are now 2-0 when I attend games this season. SOMEONE GET ME A TICKET FOR THIS AFTERNOON!

Also, MCC moment after the game: I was at Montgomery BART with Mrs. Kitspool and the Future Kitspool Jr. and we ran into groug. He said he thought he saw Heimy at the game (or maybe saw him on the jumbotron between innings. We exchanged pleasantries and shared the obligatory Eugenio Velez joke.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

/secret nerd handhshake

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

/secret nerd awkward standing around

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 28, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t have a secret nerd handshake with groug. You have a secret nerd staring contest. And you never win.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

/shows you my pokemonz

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only winning move is not to play.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 28, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

McC in full force!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 28, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, on the jumbotron I saw the back of an orange jersey that said “Heimy”

Of course, at the time I was like “PUT THE CUTE GIRLS BACK ON THE SCREEN, DAMMIT”

But still. It was there.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 28, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really cute though too

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 28, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heimy works for the Orange Patrol or something, the people who throw tshirts at people.

Also: I am 5-0 at games I attend, and I’m going to the ballpark to eat lunch for an hour and see Timmy.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
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by ringleader3 on Apr 28, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Orange and Black Attack! Just remembered.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 28, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean this one?

CF Torres
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF DeRosa
C Molina
RF Schierholtz
2B Downs

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s the regular lineup…Oh, I see what you’re saying.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I expect to see Zorak starting today.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Murph and Mac were discussing how Timmy’s ERA during day games is nearly a full run higher than night games.

/inauspicious signs

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by Kitspool on Apr 28, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy’s a vampire!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain is anxiously waiting for the lineup to be posted.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Timmy Day!

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 28, 2010 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Over Cy Young contender Kevin Correia!?

I refuse to believe it.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you better believe it. ERA is at 4 now!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 28, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and Padres take the lead 5-4

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 28, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crap. 3 more RBI for Babe Eckstein

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 28, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that guy

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 28, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

That commercial is pretty funny.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 28, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just hadn’t seen it yet on real life actual TV before…just on the interweb

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 28, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the commercial is so great because it fits for tim. They didn’t try to put him in a situation that didn’t feel natural.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 28, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLineup

Torres CF
Renteria SS
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
DeRosa LF
Molina C
Downs 2B
Schierholtz RF
Lincecum P

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 28, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU DOWN WITH DOWNS?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 28, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baby are you downs downs, downs, downs, downs?

by superk1ng on Apr 28, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Day game after a night game for Molina? Interesting.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 28, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

He just had monday off, and there is an off day tomorrow.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 28, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Molina gets his days off when Sanchez pitches now. And that’s it. No more, no less.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

No hitters!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOING FOR THE KILL SHOT

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

To help the Phillies feel better about getting thrown out at second twice by our right fielder, Bochy decided to maximize our chances of having one of our players thrown out at first by theirs.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Matt Cain weeps quietly in the clubhouse...

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain Lineup

CF Torres
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
C Molina
2B Downs
RF Velez
1B Ishikawa
LF Bowker

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zorak!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s ready again

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 28, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy's ideal Matt Cain lineup

CF Candy Maldonado
SS Renteria
3B Freddy Sanchez (before he’s released from the DL)
C the dude from Major League II
2B What’s on second
RF Velez
1B Garko
LF De Rosa

This way Matt has a lineup of prominent hitters who are confident in their fielding positions. Therefore, it’s Matt’s fault if he loses.

BORK!

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by breadfan7 on Apr 28, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trouble loading a file

turns out there was a bad date on a record. The offending record was for someone that lives on “Bork Ave”.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 28, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

We all live on Bork Ave =(

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 28, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

we all live on pedro feliz ave

by ir1shgiant on Apr 28, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

does anybody know

if brandon belt is old for high A ball? i know its only about 50 at bats but he his hitting .411

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 28, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s 21? Which isn’t young but it’s not old either.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 28, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

D: It’s raining

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

It is just pouring down right now.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

It poured here for like 5 minutes and then stopped.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 28, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The radar is looking like it will pass… might be a delay though.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD, allows me time to get back form class, goes until 4:10 Eastern

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 28, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where is the GDT

The rain is no so cool. I was in the sunset at Hoover, looking out over the ocean and it was blue and clear. This was around 10AM. At 11AM I was in Bernal Heights and it was still blue. 30 mins later I am on Potrero Hill and it is pouring. WTF.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is trying to work off his hangover.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s missing a tooth, and he doesn’t know why.

It sounds funnier than it is, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

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