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terrible movie
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Oh, hi.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What’s new?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want some ice cream.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I have Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked Frozen yogurt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have mango ice cream.
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Dreyer’s
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My dad bought it, not me, but I’ll take it.
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Magnolia ice cream is the shit.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Bought some Mango Lemonade at Fresh & Easy, which is excellent
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m waiting for one of those to open up somewhere in the San Jose area.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I really like it. Though I thought they were also up north too? They have really good already-prepared meals
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
There are supposed to be a couple “coming soon”, whenever that is. Been like that for almost 2 years.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe some Thin Mint with double chocolate sauce and little marshmallows.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Funny. The wife wants to go to ColdStone, but I really don’t want to miss the game, so I am kinda ignoring her request.
Baseball > Ice Cream
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Are they the place that will sing at you when you walk in? Cause someplace did that and it was creepy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Sing?? Like showtunes??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I was pretty high… don’t remember the exact song…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no way I click that link.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I have chocolate from Maggie Mudd.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
♥It’s-It♥
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I love ‘em so much. I don’t think I can spend a summer without having one.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I know. I guess it’s motivation for me to hit the school’s gym regularly so I don’t feel guilty about eating junk food.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, stfd, Mark
Swing the effing bat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
I just got back from the bar to see Wellemeyer get through the Phillies 2,3,and4 slots in 6 pitches. I feel like I’ve walked into an alternate reality, and will now go to bed to prolong the effect.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
There you go.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
NU SHOOZ
B-B-Baby, I can’t wait
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
WTF IS GOING ON HERE?
WHO IS THIS GUY PITCHING FOR THE GIANTS?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
Oh Wellemeyer!
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What the Wellemeyer?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: i hate the lakers SO FUCKING MUCH
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I WANT THEM TO DIAF
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Nobody saw it cuz it was after the new thread!
So I’ll post it again!
I support Todd!
today. only.

Where's Perry?
HEY MONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bengie read the SFGate article apparently.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
8 year old me is outraged Will Clark is not on that list. 29 year old me knows that even in his prime he doesn’t make it.
what list?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The CSN poll AmyG was talking about...
And, I meant that Will Clark in his prime wouldn’t make the list against Pujols & co. that is on the current poll.
Fooded
Bacon, eggs, spinach and mushrooms. Garlic and rosemary in there.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Damn, that sounds good.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
But I want more bacon.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Chicken tacos. Mexican rice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
$$$$$$$$$$

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
what even
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, Paint.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The GIMP awards actually.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
/hides
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ctrl t
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Ugh. We don’t need to see that again. Ever.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
this isn't even shopped well enough to be disturbing
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I’m…I’m sorry. That was rude.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
OMNOMNOMNOM ALWAYS EATING
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Again?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Had to get it in the GD thread before it was overused.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Too late.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Chase Utley goes 0-3 vs. Wellemeyer, dropping his career BA against the journeyman pitcher to .500. Lulz.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Shift+A
LOL PHILLIES
LOL LEFT HANDED CRYPTKEEPER
Is Wellemeyer actually attacking the zone tonight?
What have I missed? I DEMAND A RECAP
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thats cool
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OBP!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
OBP!
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ARE YOU DOWNS WITH OBP?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
You know me
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
DON'T RUB IT, MATT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MOYER
I would have sworn he would have been destroying the Giants tonight.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Was thinking the same thing today at work
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
HBP!
Bengie ALMOST in scoring position!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Great day to get hit
felt like wind hitting ya…
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Look out Downs
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ump: Take your base.
Downs: For what?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MOTA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Everyday, well it’s the same
That bong that’s on the table starts to call my name
I take a hit and zone out again
I’ll be paranoid and hungry by a quarter to ten
Watching reruns on my TV
I’m laughing off my ass at Three’s Company
I don’t know if I’m understood
But hearing Jimmy Buffet never sounded so good
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I’m afraid to stop Howry-ing him, afraid of reverse jinx
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
wait is Nate really hitting behind Downs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yes.
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Lefties can’t hit righties and all that.
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Apparently not.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OT: So, the Sharks know who they're playing in the second round
Here’s a hint: FUCK DETROIT.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
do you know when the series starts
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Red Wings = Dodgers
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
that's a good thing
i’m gonna be in detroit in 2 weeks possibly!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
This is the first time anyone’s ever used “I’m gonna be in Detroit” and “that’s a good thing” so close to each other.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Got family up there, plus i’m in Cincy for school soooooo, why not take a trip back up to detroit? But that’s the truth
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Still, it’s an odd juxtaposition.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
DIE RED WINGS DIE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
First jersey i ever owned for hockey?
A Steve Yzerman jersey
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Much respect for Stevie Y, dude was amazing. But Red Wings fans are like Dodgers fans.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ehhhhhhh
not the one’s i’ve met, but they can get VERY cocky, and rightfully so, they’re just like that… Still have yet to buy a Sharks jersey it’s so expensive
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Their online contingent is known as the Tin Foil Hat community. They think the league and the refs are against them. This is despite them statistically having the greatest home advantage with penalty calls and the league not looking into any of their suspicious cap-circumventing contracts.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!! wow, can’t say i’ve ever talked to somebody that thought that.
But, also, i’ve never really seen any fights or big brawls between the Sharks and Red Wings, no history?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s kind of hilarious.
And since the Sharks and Wings tend to be skill teams, they don’t really have any brawls or fights. But they do have a history – they’ve met several times in the playoffs, which the Sharks have beat them once. And that happened to be the first time they got into the playoffs in 1994, off of a Jamie Baker goal.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Yea, i remember listening to that on KNBR this morning, but what is it with the Sharks not really being a physical team lately, i know they used to be somewhat physical in the 90s, but since then, you’re right, it’s been more skill
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It was also because of the lockout – the new rules instituted for the 2005-06 season emphasized skill and speed over the slow grinding and physical play that was dominate during the 90s. The team is still big and physical, but they don’t drop the gloves as much and try to focus on the finesse portion of the game.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Mine was an Al Iafrate (sp?) jersey
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Wellemeyer's ERA falls to 6.20!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
/5 year extension
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ugh
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Who does he PH with?
We know Bowker and Ishi don’t stand a chance trying to get a hit off a lefty since that is impossible
I hate bochy
but the pen DID get used last night. Just saying.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
I don’t think it is a huge mistake, I just think he should have gone for more runs there instead of squeezing another inning out of Wellemeyer.
Eh, our PH options outside of Uribe aren’t great, and with Molina on second a single won’t get the job done. Didn’t love the call, but it’s not a huge deal.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pretty sure Mrs. Moyer could take her hubby in a fist fight

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Debbie Clemens?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
rex kwon do
break the wrist, walk away
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Wellemeyer hit the ball pretty well today
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he figured that he’d need the runs
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
STUPID AT&T PARK! THE PARK ROBBED TODD OF A HR!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
I wish we played in Citizens’ Bank Park!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I don't
Our park is beautiful and plays to our Pitching’s strengths.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BRING IN THE FENCES, GINATS BRASS!!!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a bad feeling about this next inning.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
how’d you feel going into the last inning?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I was eating, so it didn’t occur to me to be worried.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I was worried, but now I feel better
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
one baserunner and Todd is out
plz
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
your high
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
B L B
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Werth ate a deer raw before the game tonight.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Big deal! Bengie at a buffalo.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CANNIBALISM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm impressed Todd
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
kuip: I suck, so I empathize.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
SELMA
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Raisin' capital!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL great question
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
what was it?
missing the game studying for biochem but following anyway here…i should just watch haha
LOL KRUK
“Way to throw me under the bus!!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Like a gazelle runnng to the bag
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
can I buy a vowel?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
don’t know what was thinkng
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Serious
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YOU GUYS
TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME.
predictable
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/makes pistol gesture, blows index finger
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
keep the dream alive: Wellemeyer first win 04-27-10 (Rally Todd pitching good rally)

...Dr. Vader will see you now.
WOWellemeyer!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Innings eater!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
TODD MOTHERFUCKING WELLEMEYER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TOdd's pitch count really went to a crawl the past 3 or so innings
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Five pitch seventh!
"Mow bwiefings?" "More briefings."
Overwhelmeyer!!!!
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
Ride that pony!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Okay then.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rally Moyermania

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Fixed.
Though I’m starting to feel bad for the poorold guy.
Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.
WELLE-WHAAAAAA??
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Ahahaha
Hacktastic Phillies!
11 pitches, 6 outs! Even we don’t suck THAT badly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well done Todd

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WHO IN GODS NAME IS TGHIS GUY?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
whatever righetti
did to Todd… it worked
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
I guess he wants the first CG of the staff
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
WHO IS THIS GUY?!?!??
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT WAS THAT, TODD?
KEEP DOING THAT. IT’S COOL.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
If he pitches like this the rest of the way
I could get very used to it.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TODD LINCECUMCAINEMEYER
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Is that like Voltron?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
just got home
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???!@!!!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
I FIXED MY PHONE AND GOT MLB AT BAT!
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IKR
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
QUIT MAKIN SHIT UP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NO SRS
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Lots of fly balls, with some fancy defense by Nate. Moyer’s been hittable.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
the greatness of nateness
the fire of Wellemeyer
the phail of the Phillies
a puff of huff
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
R/L/R/L/CY YOUNG
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
JUST A BUNCH OF AWESOMENESS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
our pitching staff is unstoppableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
THEIR STRATEGY IS WITHOUT FLAW
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
better than a velezbian
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
A five pitch inning?
Tomorrow’s Philadelphia Inquirer headline:
Giants’ Offense Infectious, CDC Quarantines Phillies Clubhouse
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
jon had an epic soliloquy about the moon tonight
I think I’m just gonna listen to him during every game. This is awesome.
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Yeah he was creepin me out for a minute.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
it was hilarious
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LOL Flem
“and then what?”
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m bitter that I didn’t get to hear it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
There’s a midnight replay?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He was just mentioning ominously that a full moon was visible by the foul pole
then started talking in a creepy voice about vampires
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I need to listen to the archive of this later.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It was
And also his line to Dave about being the only Classics major at Stanford made me lol
FREE BUSTER POSEY
IKR!
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I ♥ Jon
SFM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL VELEZ OVER TORRES
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LOL VELEZ OVER THOMAS NEAL
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Updated again

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
BODY BIAS
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Todd...
M’yeaah, we are gonna go ahead and ask you to skip the next start. That would be greaaaat
.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the greatest villains in film history.
by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL RUIZ
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VROOOOOOOOOM
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Filipinos are magic inside?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
man, are there like 5 people at the game?
looks barren around the chick with the torres sign
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DUANE’S DAMES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m making sign for the next game I attend.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Bone Chips
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
RALLY GAR!!
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BONE CHIPS!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT VICTORINO
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
11 hits, 5 runs! who the hell is this team?
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
Phillies, Giants Switch Unis In Epic Prank On San Fran Fans
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Rent....AGAIN.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
AHAHA WHATS UP NERDS!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
GARGARGARGARGAGRAGRGARGAGRGAR
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT VICTORINO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
s-s-s-suck it reeeeal guuud.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

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I AM ENJOYING THE WAY THE LAST 2 GAMES HAVE UNFOLDED!
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FUCK YEAH
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Cain sighs and puts on The Lakehouse.
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heating up again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
philololololies
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PANDA!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA SMASH
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
125 million.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
PhiLOLlies!
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O_O
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
haha amazing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hehe, didn’t see that the first time
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
THE PEOPLES EYEBROW
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa.
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Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
GodDAMN that Panda is pure magic inside.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
WHAT IS ALL THIS RUNS STUFF?!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
Renteria is heating up because Grant was talking shit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Science
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure Renteria reads this site, and he fucking hates me.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Whatever the fuck works man!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
:D hell yeah
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LOL 125 MILLION DOLLARS!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
$62.5 millin glove, folks
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Sandoval is so fun to watch
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
im quite fond of him blowing bubbles while rounding the bases
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
For all of the things that frustrate us
we still have the funnest pitcher and funnest position player to watch in all of baseball.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Panda finds the sweet spot every night!
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
1/4 of an inch!
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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so close
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Sweet!
I discovered that if i hold my radio just so, I can get knbr in pismo beach!
Adopted: David B. Flemming
50,000 watt flamethrower!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda stops at first
by order of Brian Sabean
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Man it's official
I have a man-crush on Pablo Sandoval
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
HE MUST BE INJURED
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I didn’t know that Danys Bez is still around.
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Danys Baez is nothing if not a round.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
PHILOLOLOLOLIES!!
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LOL PHILLIES
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
LOOLLLOLLLOLOLLOLOOOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOL
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
UtLOL
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LOL UTLEY!
PANDA YOU BETTER BE OK
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Phillies
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
whoopsies
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL DEFENSE!
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FUCKING AWESOME
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WILL CLARK MAGIC
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
man, I am so happy that i’m not a phillies fan
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
really?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, it would really suck to be the two-time defending NL champs and favorites to do it again for the foreseeable.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
really really really. screw the rings the magic is inside!
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, utley is having a SHIT night
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uggla in ASG-esque
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I’m personally fine with this
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
me too
but fuck my pokemonz
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RALLY THRILL!

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Is that Matt Cain?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He's crying
No run support can be devastating.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL not mlb 10
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Cyber-facepalm.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, Howard should have fell into the camera well there.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not a gamer, clearly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
But in Medders.
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*put
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suuuure
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OK, i’m beginning to think i should drop Derosa from my pokemonz… he’s not doing well at all
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
easy tiger

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
was that the first pitch?
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Renteria Love, Bitches.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
I might write a nerdy blog for nerds, but you will never get me to nerd up enough to go to your tweetup.
@NastySlurve im respondn 2 ur post so my tweetbuddies will have 2 scroll dwn & see wat u wrote even if it wasnt interesting lol
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
HEADLINE
Crazy Crab signs endorsement deal with Adidas.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's do this shit

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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL FULL MOON
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLINA
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
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--Daisy Owl
like clockwork
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bengie GIDP Molina
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Fuckin run at least
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
He was running.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I know hes slow, but no one not in a wheelchair is that slow.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont think a bird that small could carry him 90 feet.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIDP
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What is our season total up to?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
set new standards
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
wants GIDP bubba head
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Yeah. so..., yeah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
I am okay
with the Giants saving some Runz for Timmy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
So I am pretty sure Pablo got some chewin’ tobacco spit in his eye. It appeared he had a stain of it on his shoulder. Looks like he has a god damn gum ball in his lip, so I think its a definite possibility.
Also, if its possible, Molina seemed even slower than usual on that last GIDP
uhhh, I sympathize
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
For whatever reason
I just always really sucked at taking dips. I guess its a blessing that it would end up all over my teeth and I’d swallow a pint of spit because lots of my friends are still pretty hooked
try the pouches? I’ve never found it as addicting as cigarettes and the buzz is way better. girls aren’t too fond of it for some reason..
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda hitting .372
/Manuel selects Pedro Feliz for the final spot on the all star team
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Nah, Juan Castro
Feliz is on the Astros now.
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LOL Phillies fans
http://www.thegoodphight.com/2010/4/27/1448028/fifth-starter-fandango-phillies-at#36205707
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL 511 total posts in the GDT
Phillies have no phans
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Too busy not caring till playoffs
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
they still use horse and buggy
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
In their defense, its 12:25 AM there.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
To be fair I think it’s more a matter of their SB nation site not catching on. I’ve seen other Philly message boards with way more commentors
Like Crashburn Alley?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
How do you make eye contact with a ball...
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Ask Kenny Powers’ rival
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
So I'm going to the game tomorrow. Sitting in 131 I believe.
Any suggestions on what to wear/bring, anyone? Sketchy forecast.
No one else will be wearing a Lincecum jersey
You’ll stand out
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
fully accredited
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Todd should not be out there right now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
innings eater
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
We have a 5 run lead. And he has earned it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
@amyggiants
that’s a mouthful
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
WELLEMASTER
FINSIH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
When is he not?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
@AmyGSpot
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
man in the boat
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
BAD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Thinking about wearing my Timmeh jersey tomorrow to my first class, got two philly fans in the class
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Time for Runz.
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Runzler Time
Well done, Todd
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/stands and claps
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
hey there's the Wellemeyer we all know
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Right call, Boch.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
YEAH TODD WELLEMEYER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
CLAPACLAPA CLAP CLAP
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Todd standing O!
what is wrong with that picture?
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
Nothing.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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It seems like the fans are always really good at giving a standing ovation when a pitcher deserves it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
/stands and applauds
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
This game is surreal
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
those don’t look bad
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd say
I like to stay in the woods then
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You jinxed it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pretty sure it's not worthy of the death penalty..
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Todd Wellemeyer's K total
Now higher than Todd Wellemeyer’s BB total.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
IS THAT LEGAL
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Baggarly
Still going to skip Todd’s next start. (and Panda’s too fat for an extension)
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
keep the dream alive: Wellemeyer first win preserved by bullpen 04-27-10
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Thanks a lot, douche
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh, that's right. The Jinx Society, still active.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey
I called halladay getting beat up yesterday, that’s not my mantle anymore!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ready a plaque near mccovey cove
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
you stupid cunt
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Wow
This is a little extreme, don’t you think?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
COME ON BONDSLEGEND, APOLOGIZE JERKFACE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
calmate!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Guey!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather you didn’t use that word
Also, chill out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
agreed, that’s by far the worst word to really use
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
not defending it or anything, but I never did understand what the huge difference was between said word and any other bad words
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think it’s the worst word in the world or anything, but I really don’t like it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yea...
but i just never use it, even my friends do… sometimes at least
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I dont use it ever
outside of a “joking around in a GDT” situation. Apparently it’s not good there either
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I mean, yea, i do that also, but i mean, i never really use it when there’s a ton of people around since it kinda is a lil disrespectful, but i do use it sometimes
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You just said you never use it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
what i meant was, in public, but among friends i sometimes do, but i think that’s when i’m extremely pissed
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
huh, wellp all’s fair
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I don’t either, but this isn’t the place or time to have that discussion, I think.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I didn't mean offense, FTR
didn’t know it was that big of a deal. Will not repeat in future
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
It’s okay you don’t have to keep apologizing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NEIN HE MUST APPOLOGIZE ONE MORE TIME AT LEAST!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
HIS APOLOGY WAS INSINCERE
A LADY ON THE TV TOLD ME SO
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
but im so sorry!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SHAME SHAME
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
jeez sorry
dems jokes. Didn’t mean to offend
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OK I WONT
GOT IT. I WONT. POINT TAKEN. I UNDERSTAND. AS IN, I DONT NEED TO BE TOLD 20X MORE, OKAY?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
NO U
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Welcome to MCC Sensitivity Training….
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUR PAPERS, PLEASE

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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Welcome to Arizona, bitch.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Geez, when I’m in northern Arizona, I’m told to get my ass back on the reservation and in southern Arizona the border patrol checks my car. I guess I have to carry my passport and tell them to shove it.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I have nothing against swearing, but that word is a little too much. IMO, at least.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
aplogies
wasn’t aware it was a powder keg
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
apologies even
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Apology accepted.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, get a room you two!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
NO YOU
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT IS MY APLOGY ACCEPTED TOO?!
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
YOUR APLOGY IS ACCEPTED TOO
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
whew
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
You should have accepted the aplogy.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
That’s why I prefer to swear with made up words, well it could also be because I spend the day with 5 year olds, but doofy noodle noggins doesn’t usually piss anybody off.
Made up swear words are a lot more amusing, tbh.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Poopface
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow I can’t believe I thought of the same insult as PiKA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
we were meant for eachother
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I would say “Great minds think alike”, but you both said “poopface” so that kind of disproves that saying.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Vapors!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Farglestocks!
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How does Dan Runzler still not have a GameCast picture?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
No one wants to see the RUNZ
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So its pretty much a sure thing that the Phillies will knock around Lincecum tomorrow.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe Lincecum
Shared some of his secret stash with Wellemeyer before the game. Nothing else makes sense about his start today.
we can all dream...
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
don’t say that again, he’ll throw another wild one
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
BANNED
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
More lulz from the good phight
When did Victorino start throwing like a girl?
by PhillyFriar
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They’re a little upset, huh?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOSING TO a Todd Wellemeyer!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/cue New York Post photo
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
C'mon Bengie
Stand up out of that crouch and catch the ball.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Runzler
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bah.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
oh shit
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Seriously?
Francisco stopped at first?
They’re really respecting Nate here.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Anyone watching Baseball Tonight.
Wow, we don’t get ANY credit.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
sigh
What they saying?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What's Baseball Tonight?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
nobody runs on Nate
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
jinx city right there
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
Question
Since Gload was brought into the game, and was substituted for once the pitching change was made and before even seeing a pitch. Does that count as a Game-Played for Gload?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
SO NO ONE KNOWS!?!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Or maybe no one cares, but me
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Ishikawa?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Suck it Rectum Face
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Utley has stupid hair
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
SUCKTORINO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD, WHINY BITCH
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD RECTUMFACE!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD Shane
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
STFD RECTUMFACE
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK A FUCK VICTORINO
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
ViKtorino

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Rectumface said a bad word.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Thought he learned his lesson last season.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
VICTORINO YOU SUCK
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Look up, Shane.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Stay classy, Chicago
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/runs fan_interference.exe
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK YOU RECTUMFACE
SIT THE FUCK DOWN. thats what you get for showing up the ump, you dumb shit
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
AT&T is the Phillies’ Petco!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ha
When Victorino isn’t happy, I am happy
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
such a waste of a good beer.. but so worth it
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
Glass and all.
Those loveable Cub fans….
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah! Just joining the thread, I can’t believe I missed the beer discussion earlier. Though I’m drinking vodka, so I guess I couldn’t really say much
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Two-sided helmet. Need I say more?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I take it back I take it back!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
/Billy Mueller raises his eyebrow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
/sees his eyebrow, raises pinky toe.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/sees pinky toe, wonders how the hell he saw your pinky toe.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
It was in a baggie in my pocket, where I always keep it.
My doctor says that’s what everyone does.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dammit cornball. Stop screwing with scout's mind!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
TWO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Bengie Sez
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Good for you!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that was a make-up call for Panda earlier
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
It's about time
Another team besides the Giants GIDP.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DOUBLE PLAY
A GOOD ONE!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Nice.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
TWOOOOO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
k, this is what i dont understand, people love this team, then they hate this team, it’s one or the other people come on
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wrong. Its both at the same times.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s tough to blame ’em, really
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
love the players
hate the management? that’s what it is for me anyways. Well, except mota and rent and velez
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Works for me… just root for them through thick and thin
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
We root for them. We’re here because we care a lot about the team. They’re just insufferable at times.
It’s like raising children, really.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pretty sure people wouldn’t spend so much time here if they hated the Giants
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
love the hands
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WE CAN DO THOSE ON DEFENSE?!
is that legal?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
great turn, Downs@
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
haha not always, but i’d say he’s cornered that market
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we have an official Runzler fanclub?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DOMINATION!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Grand slam in Cincinnatti.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
huge DP in front of the heart of the order
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Yay the good kind of double play
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DOUBLE DOWNSoh.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Oh no Medders
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
did romero get busted for PED’s last year?
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet
yes
Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.
Apparently a problem with GNC
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
derosa
Is there some specific reason he’s not hitting much? He seems to get a walk EVERY game no matter what, so that makes it better. I know his BABIP is insanely low too.
Low BABIP mostly
I looked the other day, his linedrive/groundball %s are pretty normal. It seems to just be a BABIP thing, and he’s a good bet to start hitting better.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
answered your own question
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
BABIP is currently .267. Not terribly low, but he got a late start on ST, and he’s gotten hurt a couple of times… It’s a long list for him, though I don’t know whether any of them are valid excuses. Not sure either way.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
how has nasty nate looked? Taking pitches, being patient? Or back to his old self?
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
thanks!
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont we use Medders every game?
Why?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Nate with a goatee?
Looks like Aubrey Huff has more influence in the clubhouse than we knew…
Where's Perry?
Nate just couldn’t help himself
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Jazzy Time?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What, is someone pointing a gun at him or somethin'?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess someone ELSE needs some overtime with the BamMaster.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
LOL 50 game suspension
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Romero
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Romero? Coupe years ago?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Bowker’s roster spot could be in jeopardy
Spring training sensation John Bowker started slowly and lost the lion’s share of playing time in right field. Now he might be in danger of losing his roster spot, too.
The Giants must clear space for Aaron Rowand to come off the disabled list Sunday, and with their middle infield banged up, it’s no sure thing that Matt Downs will be sent back to Triple-A Fresno.
Bowker, who entered Tuesday with a .186 average, has a minor league option remaining. So does Eugenio Velez.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
FLEW'd
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK VELEZ OVER BOWKER
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
VELEZ CAN PLAY LF CF RF 2ND!!! ALL OVER THE PLACE AND VROOOOM
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL IRONCLAD ROSTER SPOT FOR VELEZ
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oldie but goody
SHIT THAT’S FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
GFY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
its hard to believe that going with the hot ST bad didn’t work out….
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Please for the love of all that is sacred in this world, option Velez.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Or just get rid of him.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Well, nice career, John
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice reward for hitting a double against Halladay
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
R.I.P. son
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This team's management is unbelievably ridiculous
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
juan uribe:
chopping down redwoods!
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
HATES THE ENVIRONMENT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
UFL took care of that by themselves
Go Sacramento! LOLz
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Pound-for-pound, also the awesomest
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh boy
I have a bad feeling about Medders.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
its his job to create the save situation
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I WOULD PREFER IF WE WIN THIS GAME WITHOUT DRAMA
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Fixed.
I WOULD PREFER IF WE WIN THIS GAME WITHOUTDRAMAMEDDERS
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah, that
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
timmy vs zito who wins that fight? timmy seems like a scraper
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
timmy probably has drug dealer friends
Whereas Zito runs with the fashion mafia. I’ll take Tim.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Wow Rangers catchers
Teagarden, who has done the majority of the catching this season, is just 1-for-27 with 17 strikeouts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Holy god. That is awful. Dare I say Velezish.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when they had 3 catchers in the minors who were major-league ready? That’s turned out well
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
good lord
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Texas kids like to K a lot, eh?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Lola?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Its weird
But I feel like there is 100% chance a runner gets on base and about a 85% chance of a run being scored against Medders
that low?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
R-L-Wilson?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
JUGGERNATE!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL MEDDERS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PHILOLOLOLIES!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DO NOT FUCK WITH THE JUGGERNATE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
I FUCKING LOVE NATE SCHIERHOLTZ
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
LOLOLOLOL UTLEY!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And that’s why you don’t run on Schierholtz.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Phillies: Not getting it the first time.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGANATIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JUGGER FUCKING NATE!!!!!!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Oh, this is just too much.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Well, maybe not.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
BRING IN WILSON!
LOL UTLEY!
NATE IS THE COOLEST THING TO EVER THING SINCE THINGS WERE THINGS!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DONT TEST NATE BITCHES
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t mess with the Nate Cannon!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
lol
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OMFG I LOVE YOU NATE
a single for my fantasy team, and a out. FUCKING PERFECT.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Thank You Nate
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Awesome
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
NATE FUCKING SCHIERHOLTZ SAYS I AM A BAMF
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Nate should play QB for the niners
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ANd that nate will start for the 49ers
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
FUCKIN A NATE!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DO NOT FUCK WITH NATE SCHIERHOLTZ!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
So stupid to run there. Down by four, Utley's run means nothing
Something the Giants base runners would do.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
JUG
GER
MOTHER
FUCKING
NATE!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
holy shit that was ichiro-esque
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STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWWWWWN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
How bout that 125 million?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
HE CAN TAKE IT SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions

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SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD HOWARD
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Well, with this night, we’ll never see the Nate in CF we all want
#brightside
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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I agree with this
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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STFD HOWARD!!!
Don’t test Nate Motherfuckers you’ll get burned!!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
That was prety filthy
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, fuck you, Howard
125 MILLION DOLLARS!
Somewhere, Albert Pujols is sitting in the shadows cackling.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn that was impressive
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
STFD, OVERPAID BASEBALL PLAYER
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Annnnd Albert Pujols just made himself the richest man in baseball because of him
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
lol phils
I fucking hate this Schierholtz guy.
by PhillyFriar on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
FUCK YOU, FAN OF TEAM WITH VICTORINO
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Yes.
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VAPORS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YES!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr. umpire
That was a strike
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Stanley Cup Playoffs FTW!
Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.
gotta keep velez fresh
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
WTF STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WTF IS THIS SHIT?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FEED
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Nevermind, it's back.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
thehavenot is standing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
My hands hurt from clapping at the TV. Thank you, Nate.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ARGH TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
WRONG TIME FOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
Technical difficulties? Dammit!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
WTF was that Comcast.
/standing.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
MEDDERS
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
WINZ
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean


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STFD!!!!
DANCE FUCKERS DANCE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
A
F YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
BALLGAME!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
LARS FTW!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
goodnight.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
mother of god
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
udderly ridiculous
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
by DrStankus on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, Bessie!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd for pun.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
C’mon, he’s just milking it.
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/golf clap
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
what the hell
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
/throws money
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lookat thos funbagzz
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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She’s making butter!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
CHURN THE BUTTER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
This one is pretty funny
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
SERIES WIN!!!!!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
STFD! Game over!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH
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gotcha
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
WIN-ELLMEYER!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
This series has been fun
And Timmy tomorrow!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
It’s the unstoppable Wellemeyer-Medders combo!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Seal got back.
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CSN broadcaster.
“giant’s win over the cardinals…. in just a few moments”
Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!
WIN!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
HA HA
that’s great
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats awesone
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Phat

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Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
where's the other one like this?
she was really cute. I think I’m in love
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Natto had that one
I don’t have it, but I can show you that girl

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
/swwooooooon
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I went back to the other thread and found it for you

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
truly you are a scholar and a gentleman
thank you!
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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Pow!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
TIMMY DAY!
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
Well done Todd

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Space Dance

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Cuz of the size, I really think I will open use it for special occasions for now on. But I saw your post yesterday…also cuz I went out to dinner, I didn’t finish the one I am working on right now.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Wall-E
like my 2nd favorite movie of all time
I don’t think the size of the gif matters at the end of a win thread, all computerz asplode anyways
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
winner winner chicken dinner?
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
keep the dream alive: Wellemeyer first win 04-27-10
mission accomplished
...Dr. Vader will see you now.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Man do I love sitting there listening to this song after a win…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
huff-tastic
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
So who can guess which team has the best run differential in the National league?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Yes!
Oh man, like I said yesterday, I love how everyone loves Arrested Development haha!
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet!
They keep the at bat feed alive for the post game! NICE
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z

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If the other GIFs don’t kill people’s computers, this post will.
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SUCCESS
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently firefox handles them way better than chrome
chrome just totally locks up
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I’m using Firefox and my Macbook is wheezing.
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NO U
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
UR 5
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
IT JUST WORKS!
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needs ram
who’s drinking ram’s piss, honey? The old country sounds fuuuuuuuuucked up.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Firefox on a Macbook here and we’re doing fine, of course I wouldn’t want to close this thread and try to open it again…
I am exactly the same way. re-opening the thread takes a while, but runs smoothly when all the gifs are posted
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
weird
FF works totally smooth for me..
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
downs has a southern drawl?!
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Is Matt Downs from Texas?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions

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WINZ

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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wooooo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
HAH!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Love those boys :)
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on Apr 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He seemed embarrassed when they were showing that.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
lol downs
“i try to hit HRs in BP all the time and can’t get em out”
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downs is from 'bama
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
DOWN WITH SLOW COMPUTERS

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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
/wreck
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
man he really destroyed him
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah it was really a great shot.
I’m so envious of him.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
uhh, not SIRM.
Barrett.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lolwhat
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
downs= beast
IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4
WEEE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL NATTOS MAC

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YEAH NATE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FOR PIKA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YEAH TODD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Grant’s too busy finding gifs of poledancing cows to post a post-game thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Grant’s too busyfindingFAPPING TO gifs of poledancing cows to post a post-game thread
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a metaphor for what the Giants did to Moyer.
YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHICH ONE REPRESENTS MOYER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Z

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
dislike Blazing Saddles?
philistine
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You should look for your sense of humor.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Blazing Saddles?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
my god this is beautiful
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
I need to get a sash.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
and a monacle
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SOMEWHERE IN A PHILADELPHIA CEMETARY .....
The late and great Harry Kalas is rolling in his grave right now.

GO GIANTS!!!!
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
NO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
BREAKING NOOZ
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe he is from Portugal in South America
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
ah, thought you'd go down ol south america way
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
TWSS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
he's from birmingham england
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
...yeah, alright
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
post game
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
lol
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MOYer?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WILDCAT
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

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