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Todd Wellemeyer!!!

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terrible movie

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, hi.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s new?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want some ice cream.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked Frozen yogurt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/raises eyebrow

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have mango ice cream.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it Magnolia or Lunardi’s?

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dreyer’s

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

……… remind me to get you a tub of Magnolia Mango Ice Cream some time

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad bought it, not me, but I’ll take it.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magnolia ice cream is the shit.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bought some Mango Lemonade at Fresh & Easy, which is excellent

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for one of those to open up somewhere in the San Jose area.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like it. Though I thought they were also up north too? They have really good already-prepared meals

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are supposed to be a couple “coming soon”, whenever that is. Been like that for almost 2 years.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe some Thin Mint with double chocolate sauce and little marshmallows.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny. The wife wants to go to ColdStone, but I really don’t want to miss the game, so I am kinda ignoring her request.

Baseball > Ice Cream

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I really thought this game was going to be a blowout and i would have had all the time in the world to go tot he store.

:(

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like Cold Stone, their ice cream is slimy, not creamy

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not a fan.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they the place that will sing at you when you walk in? Cause someplace did that and it was creepy.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sing?? Like showtunes??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pretty high… don’t remember the exact song…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no way I click that link.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

what? it’s a youtube link…. it’s not like it’s Miley Cyrus…. shudders

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been known to happen.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have chocolate from Maggie Mudd.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cappuccino It’s-It.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recently rediscovered them.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love ‘em so much. I don’t think I can spend a summer without having one.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they weren’t so crazy fattening, though. :(

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I guess it’s motivation for me to hit the school’s gym regularly so I don’t feel guilty about eating junk food.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANNNNNND screw you derosa and your pokemonz stats

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, stfd, Mark

Swing the effing bat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WELOLMEYER

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got back from the bar to see Wellemeyer get through the Phillies 2,3,and4 slots in 6 pitches. I feel like I’ve walked into an alternate reality, and will now go to bed to prolong the effect.

by coolandtough on Apr 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Show some leadership Bengie — hit another single off the center field wall.

by nofreetime on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

There you go.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NU SHOOZ

B-B-Baby, I can’t wait

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF IS GOING ON HERE?

WHO IS THIS GUY PITCHING FOR THE GIANTS?

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Wellemeyer!

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

What the Wellemeyer?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you’re Todd Wellemeyer!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Someone bust out the Lisa Stevens picture.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny that Moyer still only has 87 pitches.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hacktastic Giants are hacktastic!

by nofreetime on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: i hate the lakers SO FUCKING MUCH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody saw it cuz it was after the new thread!

So I’ll post it again!
I support Todd!
today. only.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Money

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY MONEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

money

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

time to get into the soft underbelly of the Phils bullpen

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Them referring to him as “Uncle Will” is making me feel old.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie read the SFGate article apparently.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

$$$$$

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

8 year old me is outraged Will Clark is not on that list. 29 year old me knows that even in his prime he doesn’t make it.

by Every6thDay on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

what list?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The CSN poll AmyG was talking about...

And, I meant that Will Clark in his prime wouldn’t make the list against Pujols & co. that is on the current poll.

by Every6thDay on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fooded

Bacon, eggs, spinach and mushrooms. Garlic and rosemary in there.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, that sounds good.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I want more bacon.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

bacon ice cream

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken tacos. Mexican rice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

heavy money

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

$$$$$$$$$$

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, Paint.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The GIMP awards actually.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hides

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ctrl t

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. We don’t need to see that again. Ever.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever-ever.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

turruble

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m…I’m sorry. That was rude.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I was the rude one here. I shouldn’t be making fun of Bengie’s eating habits.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMNOMNOMNOM ALWAYS EATING

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.

by i wish we were good on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to get it in the GD thread before it was overused.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too late.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase Utley goes 0-3 vs. Wellemeyer, dropping his career BA against the journeyman pitcher to .500. Lulz.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift+A

LOL PHILLIES
LOL LEFT HANDED CRYPTKEEPER

Is Wellemeyer actually attacking the zone tonight?

What have I missed? I DEMAND A RECAP

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats cool

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

downs is up

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JON

“Beware of the Wolf Man!”

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

For a minute I thought Moyer had wandered down the third base line.

by nofreetime on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit by the 79 MPH heat.

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU DOWNS WITH OBP?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You know me

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAN UTLEY!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T RUB IT, MATT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MOYER

I would have sworn he would have been destroying the Giants tonight.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Was thinking the same thing today at work

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBP!

Bengie ALMOST in scoring position!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Great day to get hit

felt like wind hitting ya…

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Look out Downs

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

If you’re gonna get hit by a pitcher, Moyer isn’t a bad choice.

by nofreetime on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump: Take your base.
Downs: For what?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Zito.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOTA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyday, well it’s the same
That bong that’s on the table starts to call my name
I take a hit and zone out again
I’ll be paranoid and hungry by a quarter to ten
Watching reruns on my TV
I’m laughing off my ass at Three’s Company
I don’t know if I’m understood
But hearing Jimmy Buffet never sounded so good

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Mota sighting

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m afraid to stop Howry-ing him, afraid of reverse jinx

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait is Nate really hitting behind Downs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefties can’t hit righties and all that.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of unbelievable. Kind of.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a HR, Wellemeyer.

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently not.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: So, the Sharks know who they're playing in the second round

Here’s a hint: FUCK DETROIT.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Red Wings = Dodgers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a good thing

i’m gonna be in detroit in 2 weeks possibly!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the first time anyone’s ever used “I’m gonna be in Detroit” and “that’s a good thing” so close to each other.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got family up there, plus i’m in Cincy for school soooooo, why not take a trip back up to detroit? But that’s the truth

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, it’s an odd juxtaposition.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that wasn’t much of a game, last we looked the score was 6-1

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by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

First jersey i ever owned for hockey?

A Steve Yzerman jersey

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much respect for Stevie Y, dude was amazing. But Red Wings fans are like Dodgers fans.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehhhhhhh

not the one’s i’ve met, but they can get VERY cocky, and rightfully so, they’re just like that… Still have yet to buy a Sharks jersey it’s so expensive

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their online contingent is known as the Tin Foil Hat community. They think the league and the refs are against them. This is despite them statistically having the greatest home advantage with penalty calls and the league not looking into any of their suspicious cap-circumventing contracts.

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by mymclife on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!! wow, can’t say i’ve ever talked to somebody that thought that.

But, also, i’ve never really seen any fights or big brawls between the Sharks and Red Wings, no history?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of hilarious.

And since the Sharks and Wings tend to be skill teams, they don’t really have any brawls or fights. But they do have a history – they’ve met several times in the playoffs, which the Sharks have beat them once. And that happened to be the first time they got into the playoffs in 1994, off of a Jamie Baker goal.

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by mymclife on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i remember listening to that on KNBR this morning, but what is it with the Sharks not really being a physical team lately, i know they used to be somewhat physical in the 90s, but since then, you’re right, it’s been more skill

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was also because of the lockout – the new rules instituted for the 2005-06 season emphasized skill and speed over the slow grinding and physical play that was dominate during the 90s. The team is still big and physical, but they don’t drop the gloves as much and try to focus on the finesse portion of the game.

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by mymclife on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO THATS WHY, that’s why there aren’t as many big brawls or fights anymore, that makes perfect sense now

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine was an Al Iafrate (sp?) jersey

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer's ERA falls to 6.20!

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by Yoyo on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

/5 year extension

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know that I agree with this decision. To be fair, I’m eating pudding, so I can’t really think critically at this moment.

by Every6thDay on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Bochy is making a mistake here — against the Phils ya gotta put up some more runs.

by nofreetime on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Who does he PH with?

We know Bowker and Ishi don’t stand a chance trying to get a hit off a lefty since that is impossible

by snafu on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate bochy

but the pen DID get used last night. Just saying.

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by Kestrel76 on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it is a huge mistake, I just think he should have gone for more runs there instead of squeezing another inning out of Wellemeyer.

by nofreetime on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, our PH options outside of Uribe aren’t great, and with Molina on second a single won’t get the job done. Didn’t love the call, but it’s not a huge deal.

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by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Debbie Clemens?

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by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s Digger Phelps’ daughter.

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by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

rex kwon do

break the wrist, walk away

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer hit the ball pretty well today

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that wasn’t a bad AB.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he figured that he’d need the runs

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that really his wife? I remember her as petite when I lived in Seattle and he played there.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I almost thought that was gone.

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by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STUPID AT&T PARK! THE PARK ROBBED TODD OF A HR!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we played in Citizens’ Bank Park!

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by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

Our park is beautiful and plays to our Pitching’s strengths.

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I was just making fun of the PHanZ.

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BRING IN THE FENCES, GINATS BRASS!!!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go ahead and chalk that up as a three-home-run game in my mind!

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by Yoyo on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The park giveth and the park taketh away

by antshar on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer > bullpen = probably false
Wellemeyer > bullpen + actual batter up with two on and two out = definitely false

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by norcalnick on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this next inning.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

how’d you feel going into the last inning?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was eating, so it didn’t occur to me to be worried.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was worried, but now I feel better

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

one baserunner and Todd is out

plz

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

your high

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

B L B

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Werth ate a deer raw before the game tonight.

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Big deal! Bengie at a buffalo.

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

CANNIBALISM

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I think he ate that pitcher the phillies have…Bastardo…he’s about the right size

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by slurpster03 on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm impressed Todd

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by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Jayson Werth!

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SELMA

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by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Raisin' capital!

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL great question

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

what was it?

missing the game studying for biochem but following anyway here…i should just watch haha

by thebighead on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A HOMERUN IN PHILLY!!!

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by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KRUK

“Way to throw me under the bus!!”

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a gazelle runnng to the bag

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

can I buy a vowel?

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

 don’t know what was thinkng

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

What got into Wellemeyer?

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Serious

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU GUYS

TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME.

by russian.tank on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatthemeyer?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

best question of the season

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

TODD!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer pitch count?

by nofreetime on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

obligatory 109

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by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

predictable

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by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

92

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

doh

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/makes pistol gesture, blows index finger

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOWellemeyer!

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Innings eater!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

TODD MOTHERFUCKING WELLEMEYER

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fast, wasn’t it?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT-THE-MEYER???

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Five pitch seventh!

"Mow bwiefings?" "More briefings."

by stobgopper on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. That inning went even easier than the last inning.

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe they answered that question on television.

by Every6thDay on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Overwhelmeyer!!!!

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

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by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ride that pony!

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay then.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Moyermania

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome.

Though I’m starting to feel bad for the poor guy.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed.

Though I’m starting to feel bad for the poorold guy.

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by slurpster03 on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ew.

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by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fast inning was fast.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WELLE-WHAAAAAA??

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude’s got a sub-6 ERA.

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by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahahaha

Hacktastic Phillies!

11 pitches, 6 outs! Even we don’t suck THAT badly.

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by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done Todd

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by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

QIIQ

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO IN GODS NAME IS TGHIS GUY?

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever righetti

did to Todd… it worked

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess he wants the first CG of the staff

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO IS THIS GUY?!?!??

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Quality start?

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by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

thank righetti

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

If he pitches like this the rest of the way

I could get very used to it.

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TODD LINCECUMCAINEMEYER

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by rxmeister on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonazito Caincecumeyer.

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

niiiiice

Now I know what to name my son XD

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like Voltron?

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by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got home

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???!@!!!

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOTS OF SHIT DUDE!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer!!!!!!

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by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I FIXED MY PHONE AND GOT MLB AT BAT!

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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUIT MAKIN SHIT UP

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO SRS

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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of fly balls, with some fancy defense by Nate. Moyer’s been hittable.

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by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

TODD M.F. WELLEMEYER

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

the greatness of nateness

the fire of Wellemeyer
the phail of the Phillies
a puff of huff

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SHOULD ADD TODD TO MY POKEMONZ!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer FTW?

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

R/L/R/L/CY YOUNG

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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST A BUNCH OF AWESOMENESS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

giiiiiiimmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee

RUNzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

our pitching staff is unstoppableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

THEIR STRATEGY IS WITHOUT FLAW

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s nice to turn the game on to see us winning!

Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.

by check.check. on Apr 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

making a sign for torres…i just…um….yeah

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

dude’s got sex appeal

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than a velezbian

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, ok then.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

A five pitch inning?

Tomorrow’s Philadelphia Inquirer headline:

Giants’ Offense Infectious, CDC Quarantines Phillies Clubhouse

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies Falter

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t watch the game, I live in Vegas, is he actually dealing or are the Phils helping him out?

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

jon had an epic soliloquy about the moon tonight

I think I’m just gonna listen to him during every game. This is awesome.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah he was creepin me out for a minute.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was hilarious

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Flem

“and then what?”

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two of the best voices on radio

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m bitter that I didn’t get to hear it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s always the midnight replay…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a midnight replay?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was just mentioning ominously that a full moon was visible by the foul pole

then started talking in a creepy voice about vampires

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to listen to the archive of this later.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was

And also his line to Dave about being the only Classics major at Stanford made me lol

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's

not F%k this up

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VELEZ OVER TORRES

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VELEZ OVER THOMAS NEAL

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer does looks a little fat in the dugout after eating all these innings today

by snafu on Apr 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BODY BIAS

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.

by i wish we were good on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd...

M’yeaah, we are gonna go ahead and ask you to skip the next start. That would be greaaaat
.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the greatest villains in film history.

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TORRES!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RUIZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

viva

GIGANTES!!!!!!!!1

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOM

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Filipinos are magic inside?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

points at Timmy isn’t it obvious?

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhh.

Now that is SCIENCE.

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by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOOOOOM!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

man, are there like 5 people at the game?

looks barren around the chick with the torres sign

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

DUANE’S DAMES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m making sign for the next game I attend.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should bring one to the meetup game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bone Chips

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GAR!!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BONE CHIPS!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA RENT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

11 hits, 5 runs! who the hell is this team?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies, Giants Switch Unis In Epic Prank On San Fran Fans

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent....AGAIN.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

AHAHA WHATS UP NERDS!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GARGARGARGARGAGRAGRGARGAGRGAR

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT VICTORINO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

s-s-s-suck it reeeeal guuud.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDGAR!!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!

lol victorino failthrow

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM ENJOYING THE WAY THE LAST 2 GAMES HAVE UNFOLDED!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain sighs and puts on The Lakehouse.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Renteria have more bone chips removed before the game?

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT!

give Wilson a damn Save oppurtunity! This team is killing my POKEMONZ

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Gar is batting .314

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

heating up again

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

early april edgar is back!!!!

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

philololololies

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA SMASH

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HOWARD!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

125 million.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

PhiLOLlies!

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by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ suspicious rock in the background

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha amazing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe, didn’t see that the first time

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE PEOPLES EYEBROW

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it steak? If not I don’t care

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

JABRONI

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE WRITE THAT DOWN AS A HIT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GodDAMN that Panda is pure magic inside.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IS ALL THIS RUNS STUFF?!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria is heating up because Grant was talking shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Science

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Renteria reads this site, and he fucking hates me.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Whatever the fuck works man!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa – mod ESP

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep talking shit!

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

nake that chip bigger!

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is blowing my mind so far this year.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

:D hell yeah

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES OFFENSE

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 125 MILLION DOLLARS!!

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.

by check.check. on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

$62.5 millin glove, folks

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval is so fun to watch

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

im quite fond of him blowing bubbles while rounding the bases

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

For all of the things that frustrate us

we still have the funnest pitcher and funnest position player to watch in all of baseball.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda finds the sweet spot every night!

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

1/4 of an inch!

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

so close

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet!

I discovered that if i hold my radio just so, I can get knbr in pismo beach!

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

50,000 watt flamethrower!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I’m going to have to bake cookies from now on Todd starts, not that there will be many more.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda stops at first

by order of Brian Sabean

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Man it's official

I have a man-crush on Pablo Sandoval

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DEFENSE

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Utley

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HE MUST BE INJURED

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balls don’t bounce like that in Philly…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know that Danys Bez is still around.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Danys Baez is nothing if not a round.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHILOLOLOLOLIES!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLPHILLIES

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL UTLEY!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA PHILLIES DEFENSE

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOOLLLOLLLOLOLLOLOOOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOL

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

UtLOL

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL UTLEY!

PANDA YOU BETTER BE OK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Phillies

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

whoopsies

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DEFENSE!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING AWESOME

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WILL CLARK MAGIC

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m going to crack another beer. i’m enjoying this PROFUSELY.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

man, I am so happy that i’m not a phillies fan

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

really?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it would really suck to be the two-time defending NL champs and favorites to do it again for the foreseeable.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

really really really. screw the rings the magic is inside!

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL UTLEY

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, utley is having a SHIT night

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

uggla in ASG-esque

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m personally fine with this

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

but fuck my pokemonz

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN PHILADELPHIA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop starting your slide 2 feet from the base!

by cybermaldonado on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that Matt Cain?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

cue Peanuts Christmas opening music

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's crying

No run support can be devastating.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like a lefty

Noah?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL not mlb 10

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cyber-facepalm.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, Howard should have fell into the camera well there.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a gamer, clearly.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENGIE!

let’s break this open

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

But in Medders.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

*put

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

suuuure

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENCH HIM FOR WELLEMEYER!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, i’m beginning to think i should drop Derosa from my pokemonz… he’s not doing well at all

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

easy tiger

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Renteria Love, Bitches.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I might write a nerdy blog for nerds, but you will never get me to nerd up enough to go to your tweetup.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

@grant: $ dwn da stretch, n3rd

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

@NastySlurve im respondn 2 ur post so my tweetbuddies will have 2 scroll dwn & see wat u wrote even if it wasnt interesting lol

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

@NastySlurve The money lies in the RBIs!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

MCC

dominates

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going, solely for Jeremy Affeldt.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEADLINE

Crazy Crab signs endorsement deal with Adidas.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY CRAB BATTLE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's do this shit

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh not tweetups Grant?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG FULL MOON

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FULL MOON

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh. Stop that, Bengie.

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLINA

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

like clockwork

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLINA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie GIDP Molina

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin run at least

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

too much effort, plus he doesnt care

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was running.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know hes slow, but no one not in a wheelchair is that slow.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we get bengie a Lark for base-scooting?

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think a bird that small could carry him 90 feet.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIDP

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

What is our season total up to?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well pad our GIDP stats while we’re at it

by snafu on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

set new standards

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

moar DPs

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

wants GIDP bubba head

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. so..., yeah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Molina GIDPs

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I am okay

with the Giants saving some Runz for Timmy.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

So I am pretty sure Pablo got some chewin’ tobacco spit in his eye. It appeared he had a stain of it on his shoulder. Looks like he has a god damn gum ball in his lip, so I think its a definite possibility.

Also, if its possible, Molina seemed even slower than usual on that last GIDP

by Rdubya on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

uhhh, I sympathize

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

For whatever reason

I just always really sucked at taking dips. I guess its a blessing that it would end up all over my teeth and I’d swallow a pint of spit because lots of my friends are still pretty hooked

by Rdubya on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

try the pouches? I’ve never found it as addicting as cigarettes and the buzz is way better. girls aren’t too fond of it for some reason..

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda hitting .372

/Manuel selects Pedro Feliz for the final spot on the all star team

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, Juan Castro

Feliz is on the Astros now.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

dear giants,
you make me so happy sometimes

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Phillies fans

http://www.thegoodphight.com/2010/4/27/1448028/fifth-starter-fandango-phillies-at#36205707

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 511 total posts in the GDT

Phillies have no phans

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too busy not caring till playoffs

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe they don’t have computers in Philadelphia

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

they still use horse and buggy

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In their defense, its 12:25 AM there.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair I think it’s more a matter of their SB nation site not catching on. I’ve seen other Philly message boards with way more commentors

by snafu on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Crashburn Alley?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you make eye contact with a ball...

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ask Kenny Powers’ rival

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm going to the game tomorrow. Sitting in 131 I believe.

Any suggestions on what to wear/bring, anyone? Sketchy forecast.

by TGOH on Apr 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

No one else will be wearing a Lincecum jersey

You’ll stand out

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A sign for Torres.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G.

Blatherologist!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

fully accredited

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd should not be out there right now.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

innings eater

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a 5 run lead. And he has earned it.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

@amyggiants

that’s a mouthful

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELLEMASTER

FINSIH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

When is he not?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found this picture on my computer today, and he just looked so dejected.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

man in the boat

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Thinking about wearing my Timmeh jersey tomorrow to my first class, got two philly fans in the class

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Runz.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Runzler Time

Well done, Todd

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

well, its been fun…bruce?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

/stands and claps

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

hey there's the Wellemeyer we all know

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Right call, Boch.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH TODD WELLEMEYER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

REV RUNZ TIME

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

CLAPACLAPA CLAP CLAP

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job Todd, wow, very surprised

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Todd standing O!

what is wrong with that picture?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like the fans are always really good at giving a standing ovation when a pitcher deserves it.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants fans=SMART fans

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is surreal

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

not outta the woods, yet

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

those don’t look bad

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say

I like to stay in the woods then

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure Grendel’s asleep.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ERA UNDER 6!

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

You jinxed it.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Capital outing. Capital! (Or is it “capitol”?)

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty sure it's not worthy of the death penalty..

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Wellemeyer's K total

Now higher than Todd Wellemeyer’s BB total.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

IS THAT LEGAL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggarly

Still going to skip Todd’s next start. (and Panda’s too fat for an extension)

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks a lot, douche

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that's right. The Jinx Society, still active.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

I called halladay getting beat up yesterday, that’s not my mantle anymore!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you stupid cunt

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

This is a little extreme, don’t you think?

The baseball Satanist
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by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON BONDSLEGEND, APOLOGIZE JERKFACE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

calmate!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guey!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather you didn’t use that word

Also, chill out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, that’s by far the worst word to really use

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

not defending it or anything, but I never did understand what the huge difference was between said word and any other bad words

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s the worst word in the world or anything, but I really don’t like it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea...

but i just never use it, even my friends do… sometimes at least

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont use it ever

outside of a “joking around in a GDT” situation. Apparently it’s not good there either

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, yea, i do that also, but i mean, i never really use it when there’s a ton of people around since it kinda is a lil disrespectful, but i do use it sometimes

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just said you never use it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

what i meant was, in public, but among friends i sometimes do, but i think that’s when i’m extremely pissed

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only use it in the British way

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by DrStankus on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh, wellp all’s fair

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG difference.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I don’t either, but this isn’t the place or time to have that discussion, I think.

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't mean offense, FTR

didn’t know it was that big of a deal. Will not repeat in future

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay you don’t have to keep apologizing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEIN HE MUST APPOLOGIZE ONE MORE TIME AT LEAST!

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by Viliphied on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIS APOLOGY WAS INSINCERE

A LADY ON THE TV TOLD ME SO

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by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

but im so sorry!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHAME SHAME

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I meant it’s not the time to have the discussion over what words people find more offensive than others.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

more baggage

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeez sorry

dems jokes. Didn’t mean to offend

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah pretty much

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK I WONT

GOT IT. I WONT. POINT TAKEN. I UNDERSTAND. AS IN, I DONT NEED TO BE TOLD 20X MORE, OKAY?

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to MCC Sensitivity Training….

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR PAPERS, PLEASE

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to Arizona, bitch.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez, when I’m in northern Arizona, I’m told to get my ass back on the reservation and in southern Arizona the border patrol checks my car. I guess I have to carry my passport and tell them to shove it.

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by timmeh on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in California.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have nothing against swearing, but that word is a little too much. IMO, at least.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

aplogies

wasn’t aware it was a powder keg

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

apologies even

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, get a room you two!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT IS MY APLOGY ACCEPTED TOO?!

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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

whew

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have accepted the aplogy.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I prefer to swear with made up words, well it could also be because I spend the day with 5 year olds, but doofy noodle noggins doesn’t usually piss anybody off.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut it poopface

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cram it, droopy drawers!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHH my feelings are hurt!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made up swear words are a lot more amusing, tbh.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poopface

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I can’t believe I thought of the same insult as PiKA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were meant for eachother

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say “Great minds think alike”, but you both said “poopface” so that kind of disproves that saying.

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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poopface

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vapors!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Farglestocks!

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does Dan Runzler still not have a GameCast picture?

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by RDreamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

So its pretty much a sure thing that the Phillies will knock around Lincecum tomorrow.

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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Lincecum

Shared some of his secret stash with Wellemeyer before the game. Nothing else makes sense about his start today.

by Joshuahss on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

we can all dream...

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t say that again, he’ll throw another wild one

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

More lulz from the good phight
When did Victorino start throwing like a girl?
by PhillyFriar

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re a little upset, huh?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOSING TO A 5th starter???

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOSING TO a Todd Wellemeyer!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue New York Post photo

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by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRISCO MUST BEE RUBBIN OFF ON HIM RITE GUYZ??

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: Wellemeyer took Runzler’s number.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought so!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a ton of pictures of Dreamy from last year wearing 37.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dreamy Dan!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gets dreamy strikeouts, too.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha like just now!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Rectumface K FTW!

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis “8-F” Ishikawa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Bengie

Stand up out of that crouch and catch the ball.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Runzler

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

How about putting a stop to all this right now.

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously?

Francisco stopped at first?

They’re really respecting Nate here.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone watching Baseball Tonight.

Wow, we don’t get ANY credit.

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by Kestrel76 on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

What they saying?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’d they say?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

blah blah blah, nothing about giants, blah blah blah

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's Baseball Tonight?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody runs on Nate

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

jinx city right there

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/panicking

why did we use both affeldt and romo yesterday?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/sad trombone

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Question

Since Gload was brought into the game, and was substituted for once the pitching change was made and before even seeing a pitch. Does that count as a Game-Played for Gload?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SO NO ONE KNOWS!?!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe no one cares, but me

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Ishikawa?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SHHHHHHH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Rectum Face

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD VICTORINO

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Utley has stupid hair

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCKTORINO!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, WHINY BITCH

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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD RECTUMFACE!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Shane

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD RECTUMFACE

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks ump

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ViKtorino

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Rectumface said a bad word.

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by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Thought he learned his lesson last season.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

VICTORINO YOU SUCK

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

As long as Runzler gets rectumface out, he’s still cool.

by SammyG on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ALOHA

MEANS GOODBYE!

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Look up, Shane.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay classy, Chicago

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/runs fan_interference.exe

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by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU RECTUMFACE

SIT THE FUCK DOWN. thats what you get for showing up the ump, you dumb shit

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T is the Phillies’ Petco!

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

When Victorino isn’t happy, I am happy

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

such a waste of a good beer.. but so worth it

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Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Glass and all.

Those loveable Cub fans….

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah! Just joining the thread, I can’t believe I missed the beer discussion earlier. Though I’m drinking vodka, so I guess I couldn’t really say much

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

TURN IT!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Two-sided helmet. Need I say more?

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I take it back I take it back!!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Billy Mueller raises his eyebrow

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sees his eyebrow, raises pinky toe.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sees pinky toe, wonders how the hell he saw your pinky toe.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was in a baggie in my pocket, where I always keep it.

My doctor says that’s what everyone does.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit cornball. Stop screwing with scout's mind!

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by goGSW24 on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO!

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is so good I forgot to watch Glee!

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Good for you!

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other team does that too?!?

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by norcalnick on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that was a make-up call for Panda earlier

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It's about time

Another team besides the Giants GIDP.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

TWOOOOO!

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

k, this is what i dont understand, people love this team, then they hate this team, it’s one or the other people come on

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong. Its both at the same times.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

INCORRECT!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s tough to blame ’em, really

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

love the players

hate the management? that’s what it is for me anyways. Well, except mota and rent and velez

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me… just root for them through thick and thin

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We root for them. We’re here because we care a lot about the team. They’re just insufferable at times.

It’s like raising children, really.

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by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKIN A

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was semi-sarcastic.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure people wouldn’t spend so much time here if they hated the Giants

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

love the hands

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE CAN DO THOSE ON DEFENSE?!

is that legal?

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I at least hope so

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

w00t!

Rally Todd!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

haha not always, but i’d say he’s cornered that market

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

vodka FTW

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we have an official Runzler fanclub?

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by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DOMINATION!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That would have been a double in Philly.

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by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Grand slam in Cincinnatti.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

huge DP in front of the heart of the order

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay the good kind of double play

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

lets go matty d

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

can he hit off non-jamie moyer pitching very well?

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE DOWNSoh.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no Medders

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

did romero get busted for PED’s last year?

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.- Dark Hellmet

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.

by slurpster03 on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently a problem with GNC

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

derosa

Is there some specific reason he’s not hitting much? He seems to get a walk EVERY game no matter what, so that makes it better. I know his BABIP is insanely low too.

by Electric on Apr 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Low BABIP mostly

I looked the other day, his linedrive/groundball %s are pretty normal. It seems to just be a BABIP thing, and he’s a good bet to start hitting better.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

answered your own question

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by Viliphied on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP is currently .267. Not terribly low, but he got a late start on ST, and he’s gotten hurt a couple of times… It’s a long list for him, though I don’t know whether any of them are valid excuses. Not sure either way.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

how has nasty nate looked? Taking pitches, being patient? Or back to his old self?

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Not too good at the plate, though he had a double earlier. AMAZING in RF.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks!

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont we use Medders every game?

Why?

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

because Wilson needs save opportunities?

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate with a goatee?

Looks like Aubrey Huff has more influence in the clubhouse than we knew…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate just couldn’t help himself

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OH iT’S JAZZY!

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah b wil not getting a ton of workkk

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazzy Time?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

What, is someone pointing a gun at him or somethin'?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess someone ELSE needs some overtime with the BamMaster.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 50 game suspension

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

volquez?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romero? Coupe years ago?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Bowker’s roster spot could be in jeopardy

Spring training sensation John Bowker started slowly and lost the lion’s share of playing time in right field. Now he might be in danger of losing his roster spot, too.

The Giants must clear space for Aaron Rowand to come off the disabled list Sunday, and with their middle infield banged up, it’s no sure thing that Matt Downs will be sent back to Triple-A Fresno.

Bowker, who entered Tuesday with a .186 average, has a minor league option remaining. So does Eugenio Velez.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEW'd

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me sad that this is a viable verb

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK VELEZ OVER BOWKER

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ CAN PLAY LF CF RF 2ND!!! ALL OVER THE PLACE AND VROOOOM

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh really hard.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRONCLAD ROSTER SPOT FOR VELEZ

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oldie but goody

SHIT THAT’S FUCK

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you still owe us all an apology?

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

GFY

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

its hard to believe that going with the hot ST bad didn’t work out….

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Facepalm

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please for the love of all that is sacred in this world, option Velez.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This x 1 billion

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or just get rid of him.

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you look good in blue…don’t hold your breath.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, nice career, John

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care anymore.

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by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice reward for hitting a double against Halladay

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

R.I.P. son

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team's management is unbelievably ridiculous

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

juan uribe:

chopping down redwoods!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HATES THE ENVIRONMENT

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pound-for-pound Timmy is the strongest.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Pound-for-pound, also the awesomest

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boy

I have a bad feeling about Medders.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

its his job to create the save situation

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WOULD PREFER IF WE WIN THIS GAME WITHOUT DRAMA

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t have everything

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed.
I WOULD PREFER IF WE WIN THIS GAME WITHOUT DRAMAMEDDERS

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

timmy vs zito who wins that fight? timmy seems like a scraper

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

timmy probably has drug dealer friends

Whereas Zito runs with the fashion mafia. I’ll take Tim.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Rangers catchers
Teagarden, who has done the majority of the catching this season, is just 1-for-27 with 17 strikeouts.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

super awesome name though

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy god. That is awful. Dare I say Velezish.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when they had 3 catchers in the minors who were major-league ready? That’s turned out well

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

good lord

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas kids like to K a lot, eh?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh not sure anybody here gets this =/

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Lola?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its weird

But I feel like there is 100% chance a runner gets on base and about a 85% chance of a run being scored against Medders

by Rdubya on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

that low?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

R-L-Wilson?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Utley / Howard / Werth. Whee!

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

Medders, wtf?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god Medders…

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MEDDERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

PHILOLOLOLIES!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKING LOVE NATE SCHIERHOLTZ

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Juggerarm!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL UTLEY!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

And that’s why you don’t run on Schierholtz.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies: Not getting it the first time.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE!!!!

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGANATIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGER FUCKING NATE!!!!!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, this is just too much.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, maybe not.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRING IN WILSON!

LOL UTLEY!

NATE IS THE COOLEST THING TO EVER THING SINCE THINGS WERE THINGS!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

dear nate,
i love you

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT TEST NATE BITCHES

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t mess with the Nate Cannon!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FUCK YOU OUTLEY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG I LOVE YOU NATE

a single for my fantasy team, and a out. FUCKING PERFECT.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank You Nate

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG I LUV N8!!!!!!!

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE FUCKING SCHIERHOLTZ SAYS I AM A BAMF

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate should play QB for the niners

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKIN A NATE!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT FUCK WITH NATE SCHIERHOLTZ!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i bet they won’t do that ever again

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So stupid to run there. Down by four, Utley's run means nothing

Something the Giants base runners would do.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just thinking the same thing. Nate is going to get a reputation

by nofreetime on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUG

GER
MOTHER
FUCKING
NATE!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit that was ichiro-esque

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

should’ve stayed at first like howard did.

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWWWWWN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

PEACE HOWARD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFDDDDDDD

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

How bout that 125 million?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HE CAN TAKE IT SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, with this night, we’ll never see the Nate in CF we all want

#brightside

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This is, like, the best game ever.

I’m particularly enjoying the Nate Schierholtz Show.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with this

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD HOWARD!!!

Don’t test Nate Motherfuckers you’ll get burned!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STILL Overpaid

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That was prety filthy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, fuck you, Howard

125 MILLION DOLLARS!

Somewhere, Albert Pujols is sitting in the shadows cackling.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This made me LOL so much.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate’s the fuckin man.

Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.

by check.check. on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn that was impressive

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, OVERPAID BASEBALL PLAYER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Annnnd Albert Pujols just made himself the richest man in baseball because of him

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU, FAN OF TEAM WITH VICTORINO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

HELL YEAH NATE!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

VAPORS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. umpire

That was a strike

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN fail.

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Stanley Cup Playoffs FTW!

Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.

by slurpster03 on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much you wanna bet Nate sits tomorrow?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta keep velez fresh

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF IS THIS SHIT?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

My hands hurt from clapping at the TV. Thank you, Nate.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Good night.

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CSN

Technical difficulties at a important moment in the game.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Technical difficulties? Dammit!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF was that Comcast.

/standing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

MEDDERS

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MEDDERS

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!

DANCE FUCKERS DANCE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Winner!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

A

F YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BASEBALL IS FUN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is always fun

but winning is most funnerest.

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALLGAME!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PSYCHO KITTIES!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LARS FTW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

goodnight.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

mother of god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

udderly ridiculous

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, Bessie!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd for pun.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, he’s just milking it.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws money

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lookat thos funbagzz

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s making butter!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHURN THE BUTTER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one is pretty funny

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can never unsee this

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERIES WIN!!!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD! Game over!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

gotcha

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The face is priceless. JCVD FTW.

by Joshuahss on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yes

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy Timmy Timmy

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

This series has been fun

And Timmy tomorrow!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the unstoppable Wellemeyer-Medders combo!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Seal got back.

Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.

by check.check. on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CSN broadcaster.

“giant’s win over the cardinals…. in just a few moments”

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I like winning series against better teams

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, take that Medders haters.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fil-Am Night, FTW!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats awesone

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phat

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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah!! Good win, Giants!

Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.

by check.check. on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  


Gifs at Giftube.com

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Winner

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

where's the other one like this?

she was really cute. I think I’m in love

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

go after her man

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto had that one

I don’t have it, but I can show you that girl

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/swwooooooon

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went back to the other thread and found it for you

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

truly you are a scholar and a gentleman

thank you!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND ONCE AGAIN, MY DAY HAS BEEN IMPROVED. THANK YOU.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pow!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY DAY!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done Todd

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Space Dance

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Cuz of the size, I really think I will open use it for special occasions for now on. But I saw your post yesterday…also cuz I went out to dinner, I didn’t finish the one I am working on right now.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Wall-E

like my 2nd favorite movie of all time
I don’t think the size of the gif matters at the end of a win thread, all computerz asplode anyways

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 27, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

winner winner chicken dinner?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate/Wellemeyer were awesome tonight (and Panda wasn’t so bad either)

by nofreetime on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

keep the dream alive: Wellemeyer first win 04-27-10

mission accomplished

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhh

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Man do I love sitting there listening to this song after a win…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

huff-tastic

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

So who can guess which team has the best run differential in the National league?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Oh man, like I said yesterday, I love how everyone loves Arrested Development haha!

Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.

by check.check. on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet!

They keep the at bat feed alive for the post game! NICE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YAAAY

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If the other GIFs don’t kill people’s computers, this post will.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCCESS

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently firefox handles them way better than chrome

chrome just totally locks up

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m using Firefox and my Macbook is wheezing.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR 5

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT JUST WORKS!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs ram

who’s drinking ram’s piss, honey? The old country sounds fuuuuuuuuucked up.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Firefox on a Macbook here and we’re doing fine, of course I wouldn’t want to close this thread and try to open it again…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am exactly the same way. re-opening the thread takes a while, but runs smoothly when all the gifs are posted

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine is handling them just fine, and it’s an ibook G4

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird

FF works totally smooth for me..

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

downs has a southern drawl?!

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t heard him drop a “y’all”. Yet.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Matt Downs from Texas?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec’d for Haruhi

by GeoFreak on Apr 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooooo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HAH!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love those boys :)

Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.

by check.check. on Apr 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seemed embarrassed when they were showing that.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I loved that

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol downs

“i try to hit HRs in BP all the time and can’t get em out”

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

downs is from 'bama

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWN WITH SLOW COMPUTERS

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

/wreck

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

man he really destroyed him

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was really a great shot.

I’m so envious of him.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhh, not SIRM.

Barrett.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol my bad

all I saw was the grey and blue and assumed it was a Dodger

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwhat

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

downs= beast

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WEEE

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Giants!!!
Yay Bedtime!!!

No Radish tonight?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate moved up like 30 spots on my list of cool tonight

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATTOS MAC

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH NATE

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SLOW COMPUTER IS SLOWWWWW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Night everyyonneee, see you all tomorrow!

Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.

by check.check. on Apr 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR PIKA

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH TODD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Even our own channel is focusing on the one Phils’ success in the game.

by kdl on Apr 27, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant’s too busy finding gifs of poledancing cows to post a post-game thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant’s too busy finding FAPPING TO gifs of poledancing cows to post a post-game thread

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a metaphor for what the Giants did to Moyer.

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHICH ONE REPRESENTS MOYER

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Z

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

dislike Blazing Saddles?

philistine

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should look for your sense of humor.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever seen anything so cruel?

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well….. he’s beating the crap out of her but she looks like she’s kicking him in the family jewels….. hmm the dude eating the donut?

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

my god this is beautiful

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to get a sash.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a monacle

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEWHERE IN A PHILADELPHIA CEMETARY .....

The late and great Harry Kalas is rolling in his grave right now.

GO GIANTS!!!!

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

big time timmy jim is a comin!!!!!!!!!!!!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout
Timmy, Zito, Cain, Sanchez... yeah those 4 are better than your 4

by LincecumFTK on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NO!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NOOZ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe he is from Portugal in South America

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, thought you'd go down ol south america way

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's from birmingham england

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

...yeah, alright

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

post game

http://sbnation.com/e/1212473

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOYer?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WILDCAT

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

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