Open Game Thread 3: Dream Warriors
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT
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One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, better stay up late. Nine, ten, he's back again....
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LOL FRED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It took me so long to conceive of and create this thread, and I was freaking out the whole time that Natto was going to beat me to the punch.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn’t even paying attention.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I was about to go make one and then I saw you’d made one
So I didn’t
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well he is a whore
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I prefer slut. Usually I don’t ask for compensation.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Please Score Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
lol@caption.
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WE R A HEAD
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ACTUAL LINE DRIVES!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Thread
More runs please, Giants.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He prefers Fred
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Despite 5 walks tonight, Jonathan still has a 1.11 WHIP on the year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
\o/
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NO DON'T DO THAT!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
COMMENT CHILDREN TOKEN
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comment children token
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Does this mean you are raising your arms in the air?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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ok. always wondered. I wasn’t sure if it meant your were putting your hands on your cheeks
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a butthole.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s a comment children token
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it divides by zero
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy Johnson
The baseball Satanist
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Go Thunder! Whooo!
Their games are fun.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
can the bullpen hold a 2-run lead for four innings?
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Amy G: Hawkey teams
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I am so fucking plastered right now
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Moar runs for the middle relief please!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Of course Sanchez isn't on deck
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
so........who pitches the 6th?
mota?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
oh wait
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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Damnit Downes
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Matt Downs?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Downs fits right in with the team.
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NICE WORK DOWNS
That one pitch you made him work will really come back to haunt him.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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LETS GO US
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VROOOOOM
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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No no no don’t dive to first.
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In that case it made sense
More to avoid the tag than to go fast
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
this
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Prety sure he was being sarcastic
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve gotta be one of the most anti-dive to first people here, but that one was necessary
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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But it worked!
I think he would have been out had he not slid
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YAY!
NICE BUNT~
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
LOL TORRES
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
GROUND ATTACK
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now all we need is a botched double play ball!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop with the face first slide!
He almost got you because of that!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
no
he was safe cuz of it. He would have been tagged if he didn’t slide
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Howard dived with the tag, He could have probably strode over the tag.
I am just not a fan of the head first slides.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm not either
but it A) would have been a tough jump, and B) is way more of an injury risk than diving
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Im not talking about jumping, I think in stride Howard would have missed his diving tag.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don't think so
It sure looks like he would have gotten him
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Meh
he was safe, and not hurt, that’s all that matters.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
diving was the right play though
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Meh,
Go finish your other argument before starting in on mine!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
but it was
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I SAID MEH!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BUT IT WAS
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MEH
SHUT IT AND LET YOUR SON SCORE FROM SECOND ON A SINGLE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WOOHOOOO
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If it was 2nd or 3rd base
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He was closer to Andres than he was to the bag.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH
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ANDRES THE GIANT!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
The slide into first actually worked!
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LOL VELEZ OVER TORRES
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GROUND ATTACK!!!!!
VROOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
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Howard slowed by $100+ mil in quarters in pockets.
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So that’s a good example of when a head-first slide into first is a good idea.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
it always gets you there faster
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also good on high throws
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i hate you.
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it does
pretty sure that’s been proven
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Pretty sure you have it backwards
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
no it doesn’t
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
except that it does
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evidence please
because the laws of physics disagree with you
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Assuming the diving player times his slide correctly and does not hit the ground before touching first base, diving actually leads to less overall friction than does running. Furthermore, people often forget that the lunge immediately prior to a dive can actually provide brief acceleration
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I do agree that you're more likely to get injured
but if you do it right, it’s faster.
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From your own description there is no way this could be done “right” since it would mean landing with your hand on the base and you are going to jam something.
not really
like I said, the injury case makes sense, but if you dive at the bag it’s going to be faster than running if you do it right.
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LINK PLEASE!!!!!!ONE
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s a bastion of truth!
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it makes the case for not sliding too, which does make sense
i don’t think it’s ALWAYS a good idea, but in certain cases it’s the smarter play.
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Wikianswers huh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I mean
you may as well link to the “HOW IS BABBY FORMED?” Yahoo!Answers
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i say it again
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HOW IS BABIP FORMED?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
read what it says and tell me why it's wrong, please
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It says that in order to be a good play, you basically have to dive onto the base
That is not what happens 99% of the time
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yeah, ok
if you launch yourself at the perfect time, and land with your outstretched fingers on the bag, it MAY be faster. (less friction != automatically faster, because you also lose the power gained from your strides) That’s a pretty big if.
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yes
and that’s my point… it is technically faster
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But does it matter if that’s not the way it happens in practice?
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maybe not
but a. there are times when it makes sense to slide
and B. it IS technically faster.
I don’t get the amount of hate that people have for it. It’s the right play sometimes, and is technically faster
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Right times -
plays like Torres had.
Wrong times – EVERY OTHER FING TIME
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Didn’t Vizquel say he liked to slide occasionally because the ump listens for the sound of the foot touching the base, but when you slide and there’s no sound, they may be more likely to call you safe?
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I still think it’s not a good move for anyone less dreamy.
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Seems like it would make more sense to listen to the sound of the ball in most cases. Wouldn’t it be louder?
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by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
/howie’s hired as a major league umpire
/McC turns against him
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When I umpired this is what I did.
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But most of the time when Giants players have done it this year, it hasn’t been the right play.
Like there? With Torres? Totally fine.
When they just dive into first for no reason on a routine close ground ball? Fucking stupid
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I agree with that
the times that I prefer them to dive is when it’s a tag play or when it’s a high throw, though I guess there’s no way to know if it’s going to be a high throw. I have to concede that any gain in speed isn’t noticeable enough to risk the injury.
BUT IM JUST SAYING. It’s technically faster. So there.
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It’s technically faster if done in a way that no one ever does
Ok
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john should have slid into first there
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I agree with your first two scenarios. An athletic runner can read the 1B’s feet to anticipate a high throw.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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d'oh
image fail
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--Daisy Owl
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
lol
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What happened to the rest of it?
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by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
too far off the side
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LOL WTH happened?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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So assuming that the player touches the bag while in the air?
Does anyone ever slide like this? Players usually get a little dirty before they reach the bag.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
JPONRY WUZ RITE
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VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
CORRECT USE OF THE SLIDE INTO FIRST!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
what
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
God that was beautiful
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
baseball!!
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Rally First Base Slide
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
would have been the drive of the game in an usual Giants game
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
funny cuz it's true.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
grammerz r lakcing.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
wow that was a quick 1-2 on Renteria
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Everything's been quick when the Giants are at bat
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Wild Pitch!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh, when’d we move over here
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Big League Wild Pitch
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
That was a Sanchezian pitch.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
dangerously sancheezy.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Alright
Now all we need is two more of those and we’ve got a run!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
HUGE DROOPY BOOBS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
What the hell was that throw? The spin was all kinds of crazy!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Renteria
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ah, Edgar.
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LOL BONE CHIPS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Ok
They definitely got a new camera. I remember last year when they were in colorado they had a cool high-frame-rate camera, and I was like, I wish we had one of those.
And now we do. Cool.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
LOL BONE CHIPS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Give it away, give it away, give it away
give it away now.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Oh Edgar...
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Romo, Affeldt, and Wilson for 4 innings please
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
YOU'LL GET MOTA AND YOU'LL LIKE IT
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Failpen middle reliever time
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Here we go.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yes, it was a knuckle ball, thats why the catch looked so ugly.
Brought to you by Giants PR department.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s hard to like Brendan Fraser as much as I do when he makes at least one epic piece of crap every year.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
failbeard connection?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah he used to be cool.
But I cannot think of one movie of his in the last 5 years I have wanted to see. I like him in the first 2 mummy movies.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh good mota
get romo up !
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
*crosses fingers*
Well, at least it’s the bottom of the order
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
oh by the way, fuck the state of Arizona
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
place +
people -
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
lolracism
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
THIS
can I see your papers by the way? you look kind of like a Mexican.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
so
how long before that bill is struck down as unconstitutional?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
How long does it take for the Supreme Court to make a ruling?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 26, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone will probably get a lower court to issue an injunction, and then it will meander through the courts for a few years.
Great Judicial system
Lets bills meander Mexicans for a few years until it’s fixed.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 26, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
+1 to whoever made that rule.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d guess that the case would be filed before the law takes effect, so an injunction would likely be issued to maintain status quo (although I don’t know when the law is supposed to kick in).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
eh
that’s sort of the point with the judicial system. To take their time.
But, what will happen is what kdl says. There will be an injunction, it will be stopped and it will probably eventually make it to the supremes.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I hope they sing "Stop! in the name of love"
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wise latinas
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This court has been very much pro-individual rights
They haven’t really acted like conservatives, more like libertarians. Esp with stuff like the animal cruelty case a few days ago.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
On the subject of individual rights, maybe.
Acting like conservatives in general? Yes.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 26, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when they used to bring Tyler Walker in like every game?
I kind of have that weird sick feeling right now.
Where's Perry?
I don't
Medders is the pitcher that scares me.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/drinks
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Apr 26, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DODGER FANS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
ping: oldjacket
I forgot that I went from the yelp page to the actual restaurant page.
Down at the bottom, they have a list of other restaurants that appear to be owned by the same folks, one of which is close.
Might just give it a try.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
FINISH HIM!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
At the game yesterday
There was a Dodger fan sitting in our section. He was pelted with garbage the entire game. I couldn’t have been more proud of the Giants fans.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Was he being a douche? If so then good.
If not, I do not like this kind of crap. If I were at their stadium trying to catch a game I would not want to be treated like that. And for all the crap we give their fans at the hole that is their stadium, its no good if we are just as douchey
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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And I say this as someone who was pelted with crap while being a nice guy at Dodger Stadium.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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This guy was a douche
He kept yelling out “Romo is Manny’s Bitch” and kept pointing to his hat. Fans had enough by the 6th inning and threw garbage at him.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What dodger fan isn’t a douche?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 26, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
If's hes dickish then he deserved it, but if he was just there trying to watch the game, see above point.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
what?
Romo didn’t even pitch yesterday…
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
That actually sucks a lot.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Pitcher hitting.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Halladay will throw more CGs this year than GS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
Very nice!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
THAT INNING WENT WELL!!!!!
MOTA NERDZ!!!!!
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
1-2-3
gotta love that even if it is the 7-8-9th hitters
I still hate mota
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Mota is confused by your flashing box.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Phillies do their best Giants impression
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
TWSS
proud father of Ron Wotus...The most interesting man in the world. Ron doesn't always drink, but when he realizes he's stuck on the bench next to Big Head he drinks Dos Equis and he drinks a lot!
FAKE BUNTING
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
PANDA SHOWING BUNT?!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
OT: LOL Pirates
Now 0-4 against the Brewers, outscored 53-4.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 26, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
PANDAMONIUM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Looked foul, but I’ll take it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Just made it!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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PANDA MANIA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
PABLO!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
PANDAMONIUM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
PANDOUBLE!!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
That looked foul?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA YOU GLORIOUS ROTUND HITTING MACHINE
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Wow Panda. Lucky landing in fair territory.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PABLO!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
i like my son
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
RUN PANDA RUN!!!!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
FUCK YES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
hits and runs!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
HUFFMONIUM!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
SAFE!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
AUDREY ! PANDA !
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SAFE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH HUFF
FUCK YEAH PANDA!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Huff & Puff
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Pablo > Victorino
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SPEED
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 26, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH RUNZ
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Audrey (Aubrey) Horne (Huff)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Looks like he hurt his hand
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
That would be bad
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
this is true.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
“the panda turns around and he starts leaking oil”
lol.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
I heard a train whistle on that play
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
SUCK IT HALLADAY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Panda needs to quit looking for the ball and RUN!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
fatness and poor condition and poor sliding technique
man is an accident waiting to happen
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
That looked more foul than Pablo’s
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Man, that was close
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL Giants getting hits off actually good pitchers.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
badass.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
GODDAM
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
/Dallas Braden goes crazy
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
foul by a half inch
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
dallas braden says
GET OFF MY MOUND!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
I am a proud supporter
and make regular donations to the “A-rod is a tool” foundation.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Werth looks like he’s being hunted for sport
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
irl lol
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
What was the name of that Ice-T movie about this same thing?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
SOUND OF MUSIC!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
NEW JACK CITY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ghosts of Mars
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sorry, I can only think of Ice Cube movies
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
THE ONE WITH THE SNAKE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CASABLANCA!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ROSEBUD!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That was Samuel L Jackson
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Get these Muthafuckin snakes of my Muthafuckin plane!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
(Anaconda.)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I know
I celebrate Cube’s entire catalog
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
No no no
That was those shitty CGI movies where he held a purple stick.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 26, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Don Magic Juan?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
SURVIVING THE GAME
fuck you guys
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
did you really expect a different outcome?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuck it, I’m eating ice cream.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
ooooh
What kind??
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on Apr 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll tell you when I see what we have.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Coffee, mint chocolate chip, and caramel praline.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Caramel praline? Do you have an old man living in your house?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL Howie is old.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I live with my grandma. She buys the ice cream
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No basement, but the couch is mine!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
D’oh!
(But called the “old” thing – my time at BR31 in my youth was not for nothing!).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
derosa:
classier than AROID
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
ron jeremy:
classier than AROID
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
isn't everyone?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
agreed
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
FOOK
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Thanks to roger
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LOLROSA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Let’s go Nate! More Runs!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL nothing but inside to Nate.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Had to start Halladay with my Pokemonz
So happy we are hitting him, though. Now lets score 10 more runs off him.
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 26, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
I started Sanchez. Double happy,
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
thats the sprit
you have to start him, but you hope the giants win
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Same. I also would have sat Howard if I could have, but I didn’t get a chance to mess with my line-up today.
Oh well – worth the drop in standings.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I agree
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Damn, nice contact Nate
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Come on Bowker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bowker! Come on!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Late call there.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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that's crap
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
that was not a strike
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
What?
C.B. Buckner, does CB mean Calls Blown?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
DEUCES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
BLOLWKER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I bring in Affeldt here
to face the lefties.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
SHOULD HAVE SLID
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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BLOLWKER!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
SEE HE SHULDA SLID
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL
For a second I thought Howard was just gonna give up and let Bowker get to first.
Then he tagged him.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
mcgehee grand salami doing wonders for my pokemonz.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
ROMO,AFFELDT,WILSON
LETS DO THIS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
or
mota
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT ROMO ONLY HAS ONE PITCH AND SUX
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh, still Mota. That’s weird.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
BORK
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Mota again?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
CALL STRIKES< YOU ASS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
YOU ASS IS GREATER THAN STRIKES
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Thanks to roger
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It really is
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU RECTUM FACE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
WOW FUCK YOU RECTUM
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCK!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I really hate Victorino.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Fuck you Rectum Face
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Take him out now
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
ROMO PLEASE
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Goddamn Victorino
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not yet.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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FOR THE SWARM!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
SOCIAL COMMENTARY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i hate mota
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Thanks to roger
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Yeah. A friend of mine asked Andres about it, and he sounded kind of annoyed. But, Mota has some sort of seniority or whatever.
I hope Mota at least paid for it. That’s the decent thing to do.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It could be anything from a watch, a couple suits or even $$$. You’re not supposed to just come in and take it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Also to hell with you, Dunston
I would like to have Clark bat, is he available?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Finish Him, Mota
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
I really would like Renteria to step on Victorino's foot with his spikes
It’d kill two birds with one stone
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
WHY DON’T YOU CATCH THOSE ELI
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
him - finished
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Squeeze it, Elio
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside is a good player framer.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Try to get a guy holding a finish flag
Therefore it would be a Finish Man him?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 26, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Affeldt time.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GRAB SOME PINE, MEAT.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
ALLRIGHT AFFELDT!
DO THE LEFT-LEFTY THING
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
i still hate mota
but thank you for the K
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Bochy can’t even keep Velez out for one god damn game!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 26, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, Velez is in the game too.
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are you fucking kidding me?
who did he replace?!
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Thanks to roger
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oh shit
pablo looked hurt after he scored :/
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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FUCK
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
/chasamed
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
TIME FOR AFFELDT
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
DON’T WORRY GUYS VELEZ IS COMING IN!!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
WHO NEEDS DEFENSE – THE GIANTS HAVE THE LEAD.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL Polanco. Looking at Bucnor for some reason after the K
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he didn't like that one strike call
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LOL OXYMORON
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 26, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This game needed more VROOOOOOM
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 26, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
MCC and Gameday are significantly ahead of the radio feed on at bat
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Data feed to the phone or ipad is slower.
I have the same problem.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I suppose I could get a transistor AM radio
retro
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I keep one on hand for just such an occasion.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
my wife is hogging all of the tv receivers tonight.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh Bochy, you never learn.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Affeldt Time
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LEFTIES CANT HIT LEFTIES
THIS GAME IS IN THE BAG GENTS
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
to be fair
Howard is pretty ordinary against LHP. He is one of the few that looks to have an extreme platoon split
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
WHY IS VELEZ
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Yes.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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VROOOM!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
do you really have to ask
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
fast=good D
science
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Ferd takes horrible routes
Unlike Speedy McFuckup or Torres
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Don’t take the argument up with giantsrainman.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
This is generally a good idea
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
He pwned me with stats. I had no response. :(
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez is a better faster fielder than Bowker
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta get to the ball to clank it
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
velez is a better fielder than bowker.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
EXCLAMATION!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This game needed more Vroom.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OH MY GOD YOU PULLED BOWKER FOR HIM?
Fuck you and your double switches
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Are you for serious with this?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Didn’t Affeldt have the same split last year? Better against righties?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
I believe so.
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Velez - defensive specialist
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Velez – defensive specialist = 0
Velez = defensive specialist
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Velez = 0?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 26, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Utley scares me.
D:
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
love x-mo
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
don't pitch him inside
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL Affeldt! what was that?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice play Whitey
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 26, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
have no idea how Whiteside blocked that
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
MAGIC UP IN THIS BITCH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Insane Clown Posse ftw!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice base running, rectum face
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Utley waved at the fans!
Nice guy he is.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Buster would have stopped that with his teeth
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
you’ve got yourself a keeper.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
THIS
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Apr 26, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
She knows what's up.
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on Apr 26, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
who has sillier name?
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Apr 26, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ve got yourself a smart girlfriend.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks awful
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
STIKES AFFELDT!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon, Affeldt.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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B A D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hey throw strikes!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
fuck.
strikes, please.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Fuckikng idiot
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
LOL IRONY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 26, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Affeldt not looking so good.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
strikes, dick
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Double play, please.
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Great idea: Walking guys in front of home run hitters.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Dammit Jeremy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
hey affeldt
GET THIS MUTHA FUCKA OUT
K THNX BYE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
DPDPDPDPDPDPDP
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Please get these guys out Jeremy
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
I am not a fan of that walk
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I don’t like to see that stat, CSN.
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id like to see the stat… mlb network switched off the giants game because we need to hear dan haren on the phone
It said something like it’s been 60 ABs since Howard has hit a homer.
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Finish Him, Jeremy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
JEREMY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
HYMNS PLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I know it’s not my gig, but…anagram for “Velez defensive replacement”:
A Deflective Eleven Sperm Zen
Seems appropriate.
uhhhhhhhhhh……..
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
JEREMY
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I feel the same way about Velez.
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Howard will hit a HR here. the situation is to perfect.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 26, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT, HATER
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Hope for the best
expect the worst
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 26, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Affeldt:
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
CURVE OFF THE PLATE PLEASE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
on the bright side, Howard has an awful platoon split
have I jinxed us yet?
damn
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
so close
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SHould have tried for two
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
nah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, they coulda got it
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
UGH
ok i GUESS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
no dp?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Take it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Just got back
Why’d they pull Sanchez, my dad said he didn’t look bad?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
100+ pitches in 5 innings
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
pitch count
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
He was over 100 pitches.
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100 pitches through 5
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Lot of pitches through 5
Had two pretty stressful innings.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
109!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Please get this guy as well.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
This is a great example of why closers are sometimes a bad idea
This is the situation you want your best pitcher to be pitching in.
Luckily, I’ll take Affeldt in this situation.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Romo now
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Howard needs to go talk some more with Bonds
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not a contract year.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
um, pitching change?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
2-2 of affeldt?
ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
nice frame
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
strikes, fucker
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OH COME ON
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Get this out.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Is anyone up in the pen?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
needs more tim face
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Creepy
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I like the subtle touch with the fans in the stands
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Finish Him, Jeremy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
JEREMY
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
FINISH HIM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HYMNS MOTHERFUCKER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
affffffffffffeldt
fffffffffff
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
CMON
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FINISH HIM
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Thank you Werth
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
DROP THE DUCE ON 'EM!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SHITSHITSHIT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Romo please
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
ROMO
NOW
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
ruh roh.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
fffffffffffffinish him
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
lame
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Not even close…
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WHY WASN’T ROMO ALREADY WARMING UP!!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Romo now, you bigheaded fuckface
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh, just now getting the pen going?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
well, bork
we had the matchborks, and Affeldt is the set up bork
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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NOW Romo is warming up?????
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
For fucks sake
Romo is only now getting warm
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
now romo warms up?
NOW????
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
ulp
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Fucking dammit Affeldt.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Romo
Should have already been up
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
strikes plz
"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12
by RichHerreraHomer on Apr 26, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Original text:
“finish him!”
…25 translations later we get:
“!”
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
No runs.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKIN STRIKES
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 26, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
CAN YOU THROW THEM?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
COME ON I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW MORNING
FINISH THEM
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
where is the hook?
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
HERE IT COMES
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
wow that was cool
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
DPs take a lot out of a guy
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
FINISH HIM!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
JEREMY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
COME ON AFFELDT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Finish Him, Jeremy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
JEREMY
!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
JEREMY
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
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STFD
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 26, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FINALLY THREW THE BREAKING BALL!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
POST THE FUCKIN' AFFELDT PICTURE
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
YES YES FUCK YES!!!!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Time for another Ben Francisco treat
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
FUCK YOU BEN FRANCISCO
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
0-4, 8 LOB
SIBF
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
THERE’S THE HOOK!!!!!!
FUCK YEA!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
THERE IT IS
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAHHHHH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FATALITY!
"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12
by RichHerreraHomer on Apr 26, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
yeesssssssssssssss
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Jeremy's throwin...strikes...today
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
well, not really, but enough
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
Fuck yes!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 26, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
sick.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
WIN
it’s full of it
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Apr 26, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
YESSSSSSS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 26, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Yeah!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
wrecked so hard
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the font ... ...
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
He's a loose cannon reliever on the edge.
Bruce Willis IS
Jeremy Affeldt
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Wow, 11 LOB for Philly
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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STFD!
“Oops your comment couldn’t be posted, wait a few seconds then try again”
Never got that one before.
Jeaaaggaahh
Usually.
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And they havent even had their best stuff tonight.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 26, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU HAVE TO GIVE SABEAN CREDIT
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait until tomorrow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ben Francisco has 8 LOB today
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Now whenever I see Affeldt get excited after a strikeout, I think of that video of his teammates making fun of him behind his back while he’s being interviewed.
the Phillies are hitting like the Giants
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Oh wow my stream is way behind he just loaded the bases on my stream.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
is michael jackson still alive?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
where’s your stream? I can’t find one!
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
dont' even worry!
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lol weak stream
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
MOOOOOO!
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Romo --> Wilson
Do it to it.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Back from SF!
Proud new owner of a Giants grocery/tote bag. Surprisingly useful, and most certainly cool.
I have completely abandoned my Velez-better-than-Torres position. I was probably drunk when it came to me. Woo Torrres, Boo Velez.
I like how bitter the Giants make Phillies fans.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
More runs please. I don’t feel comfortable at all
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
well there you go
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
/exhales
The strategy of loading the bases against batters 1-6 in one inning, 1-2-3 inning vs. the 7-9 batters inning the next has been successful but not at all fun to watch.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
YEAHSIDE!!!
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LOL BUSTER!!!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
!!!
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MR. WHITESIDE!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
WHITESIDE HOME RUN!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WOOO!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SEEEEE YA!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
CAPTAIN GREYBEARD!!!!!!!!!
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
MIRACLESIDE!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
WHITESIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
?!?!?!!
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WHITESIDE
Bipolar much?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
ELI!!!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
DID ELI WHITESIDE JUST HIT A FUCKING HOME RUN OFF OF ROY HALLADAY?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Roy Fucking Hallday. The second best pitcher in the NL.
Eli Whiteside. Dinger.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Good call. SECOND best pitcher. >:D
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 26, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
HE FUCKING DID
double and a HR! SLG FTW
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
OMG
I LOVE ELI
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ELI WHITESIDE HAS TWO HOME RUNS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Pablo has 3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Uribe has like 4 or something
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
Velez LULZ
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MR BRIGHTSIDE!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!11!!1
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When did Whiteside learn to hit?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Dude hits home runs!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
ELI FUCKING WHITESIDE!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
IM FREAKING OUT
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Whiteside
- the answer.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
This Halladay guy is nothing.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Eli owns Halladay!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
The San Francisco Giants own Halladay!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 26, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Buster
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Did anyone else laugh as hard as I did the second they heard that contact?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HACKIN VELOLEZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 26, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL ZORAK
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
LOL HALLADAY
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BEST PITCHER IN THE NL
I mean, the media ignored him for years when he was in toronto, but now that he’s on an east coast team, he rulez
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Canada might as well be in Wyoming, from ESPNs POV.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
And Velez brings us back to reality.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I’m making the new thread jsyk
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Make the font really big to trick us into not going!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HOW IS THAT EVEN A LITTLE BIT TRICKY?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL VELEZ OVER BOWKER
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Velez really is awful
he must have photos of Sabean with a goat
he picks them up in Polk Gulch
don’t ask what he pays them to do, please
god velez is a worthless pile of goat shit
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just about.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Trade Posey for a 5th starter
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Well, we sure know Whiteside's power field.
Anywhere within 25 feet of the left field foul pole.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
First Giants HR since San Diego isn’t it?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GRANT WUZ RITE!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLurking
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mr. Cleo!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 26, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
home runz
whiteside > molina
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Y'ALL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STOP IT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Clarence, go get Posey. Bring his dumb ass back here.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 26, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CY YOUNG
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I wonder if EPSN will fap over Halladay tonight. Probably just not cover it at all.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
They'll say it was him struggling, not anything the Giants did
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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IKR
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
A little late but
Take that Halladay! Thank the Giants for your 1.85 ERA
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Im so excited for the new Gamethread!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 26, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
MLBTV is now on PS3
And it might be the best thing since sliced bread.
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 26, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
omg it is fucking brilliant
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This is cooler than NFL RedZone
And I didn’t think that was possible.
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 26, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
nah
but it’s pretty cool
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well
I guess it’s cool that you get to control it, but NFLRZ is like the best thing that anyone’s ever invented
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+1
I would go over to my dads every Sunday and watch all my pokemonz
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 26, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
My PS3 isnt american and it’s broken :(
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 26, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL U
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Actually, I’m a real fan of cutting my own bread. Get some nice thick french toast.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
yeah
it got me to buy mlb tv. Just wish the blackout rules weren’t there.
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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I really like Halladay's new era
And all the haters should be quiet now that halli allowed 5 runs to our horrible offense and that timmy will win the cy young. Haha halladay fail!
dude
its waffles
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
FOR THE SWARM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That was my argument against Carpenter winning it last year. The Giants roughed him up in a game in St. Louis last year. Anyone who gives up 5 runs to the shit Giants’ offense doesn’t deserve the Cy Young.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 26, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL @ me for laughin' at all those tweets of the Halladay having a 7+ ERA vs Giants in two starts
Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!
RENT!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Yay Elbow Chips
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Brian Wilson’s chance for a save just went down the drain. He’ll be hoping Romo gives up a run in the eighth.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
EDGARDO
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ALFONERIA
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BONE CHIPS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Renty!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
more like FAILladay, amirite?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
GAR
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Rent pokes a single! TWSS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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SUSAN!! GET MY GOAT!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
/waiting for new thread
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Not til this inning is over.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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HEY
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This team is ridiculous.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 26, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
AWESOME STATS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
103 pitches now?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yes
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http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/26/1446402/eli-whiteside-thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Can I just say
I like that Werth catches pop ups with two hands.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
PLAYS THE RIGHT WAY
has douchey beard
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Go Sergio!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 26, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
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