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Around SBN: Ryder Hesjedal Wins Giro d'Italia

Not Another GameThread!

Oh hey, the Giants scored some runs.



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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfft

We’re GAMERS

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No TWSS?!

McCoven, you’re losing me.

by speckops on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

More runz please

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

And an immaculate shnoz.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TOUSLED!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

But the other thread was full of magic and runs and sugar plums!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HORSE!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ry Ho

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 26, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

this is why we were able to score runs off of him.

by Ltisme on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY FOR CY THREAD

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m blaming Natto if the Giants don’t score this inning!

by nofreetime on Apr 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

But the other thread was good

You should have at least waited till you saw how this half inning went.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I can only imagine how much crap a professional photographer named Eric Gay would have to put up with.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

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by rhys on Apr 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HALLADAY?

More like HaLOLaday, amrite?!

by Murray, Present on Apr 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HALOLOLADAY

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAY WHAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang

I didn’t make this joke 5 minutes ago. Spelled incorrectly, of course

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HALOLLOLADAY

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m new to the community….why the Gamethread switch?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

long threads are harder on computers

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because more comments = lag for computers

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

to spare your RAM

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

we like that new thread smell

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many comments bog down PCs.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then buy a Mac.

/ducks

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed!

Except I’m on a 6-year old Mac right now and it’s getting bogged down.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thread alone can't contain

our awesomeness

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gratsi fellas

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's do that thing where our guys cross home plate some more

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Random thought:

It’s not like the guy is amazing or anything, but wouldn’t it be cool just to have Ben Francisco on our team instead of Velez?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be cool to have almost anyone other than velez

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I mean Ben Francisco specifically would be a good fit for this team.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

even yuinesky betancourt?

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

he’s been on fire

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other random thought

It’s not like the guy is amazing or anything but wouldn’t it be great to have Fred Lewis instead of Velez?

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really just meant within the way the roster is currently constructed. Francisco can play a decent CF and hits righties well.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, his last name is pretty nice.

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by mymclife on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that basically Fred Lewis?

Well, the CF thing is debatable, but still…

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant lefties. He hits lefties well.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUGGERFAIL

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a good start

I blame Natto.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You are fighting for your freedom John

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Halladay’s beard won that round

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

beard-off!

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit your bellyaching before I ban you all.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I HAVE A BELLY ACHE!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT

/BOWS

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker

This is most likely your last chance. Be good.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

DO IT FOR MY POKEMONZ JOHN

DONT MAKE ME DROP YOU FOR CASEY BLAKE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

My pokemonz too

kept starting him out of love

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup me too

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay has given up runs? IMPOSSIBLE!

Just today he was crowned the NL Cy Young winner for 2010 by some apparent geniuses and the douchebag Bobby Valentine.

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker?

not-banished-yet

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER! A DOUBLE!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania Running Wild!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY NOT VELEZ!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER SAVES HIS JOB

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNNING WILD BROTHER

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm here

Giants, keep on winning those innings.

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by mymclife on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK AND FUCK YES!!!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania!

We can all stop panicking!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA!

BROTHER!!!

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!!!!!!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a really good at bat.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

John Boy!

Bochy says: Just a double?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t walk Bowker they dont care about that!

by DFARowand on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT HALLADAY

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice sly smile from Bowker as he got into second base, anyone else see that?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He knows he’s better than Eugenio. Problem is, Bochy doesn’t

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It lives!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker

Play him more, dammit.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FROM THE MESS TO THE MASSES!

Bowkermania.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

+ a billion.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a Phoenix reference I see?

Very nice.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT A GRANDSLAM ELI

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA is alive!

by DFARowand on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That right, buddy

If you can have a good game against halladay, then maybe you’ll show Bochy that you should actually be in the lineup

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea, John Boy

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad Whiteside is batting behind him.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

At the least the lineup will turn over for next inning.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to go with it, Bochy…

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

oh good....

whiteside is up

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VELEZ OVER BOWKER

FUCK YOU BOCHY YOU FUCKING IDIOT

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

can Eli hit the Whiteside of the ball?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirtbag!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DOWNSIDE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER DOESN'T SUCK!!!!

:D

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst part of a Sanchez start is having to watch Whitey at the plate 4 times.

by nofreetime on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Eli

It would be cool if this was one of the like 3 times a year where you’re useful.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THANKS!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE!!!!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah . . .

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing Bowker was hitting 7th!

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes Yes Yes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is this?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hurray!

MOAR RUNZ!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

UH OH ROY!!

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE RUN! WHITESIDE YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN YOU!

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GREYSIDES!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FLUKESIDE!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

MR WHITESIDE

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I am sorry I ever doubted you Eli!!

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HALLADAY

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

way to drive in the run, Bochy…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell yeah!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GATOS!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDES!!!!!!!!

WTF!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITEHAIR!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell yeah!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you add color to his face?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay? Pfft, what a chump.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKING CALLED THIS SHIT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We both did. It felt right.

by cubesonice on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF IS THIS??

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Urchins

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

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by timmeh on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOHOOOOO

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Whiteside!

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by Gobroks on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

hallaowned

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

What in the world is happening?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

You know you’re having a good night when Whitey is knockin’ em in.

by nofreetime on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

What's happening?

Is this real life?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Caught in a landslide

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

no escape form reality

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

open your eyes

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by timmeh on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look up to the sky

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by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND SEEEEEEEE

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

im just a poor boy!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I NEEED NO SYYYMMPATHYYYYYYY

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

little hiiiigh, little lowww

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little high, little low.

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by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyway the wind blows

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by timmeh on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

dosen't really matter to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

to meeeeeeeeeeeee

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Open your eyes

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

no escape from reality

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by timmeh on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

PERSONAL CATCHER FTW!!!!!!!

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

way to move him over, Bochy…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out for Durty

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

productive out!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

EXCITING!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

riveting, isn’t it?

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive pitcher out!

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by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

There are moments when I love Giants baseball.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

he still got fooled by that pitch

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah.

I’ve hit those before. You basically get saved by the fact that you aren’t squared up.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t see a hitch in his swing. Appeared that his hands stayed back, to me.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, this negativity thing is remarkably consistent.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Halladay had pitched 57 innings over 7 starts, dating back to last year, without allowing multiple runs. #sfgiants #phillies

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s until he ran into the MURDERS ROW GIANTS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the best pitchers have trouble with Eli Whiteside

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s never faced a lineup like ours.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take it, Jonathan

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MEMO TO BRUCE BOCHY

DON’T PLAY VELEZ ANYMORE, YOU FUCKING MORON

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS FUCKING THIS

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by Gobroks on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

concur with this haitz

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD GOD THIS PLEASE!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sustainable.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO HaLOLaday

You’re not welcome in LinceCountry.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLAME NATTO

Start warming up the bullpen, phils!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty with a productive out

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by Gobroks on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fleming called the ground attack. Torres didn’t listen.

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by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The Leadoff Curse continues

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHILOLIES!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PROTIP Andres:

You are not a power hitter

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He hit some fucking bombs last year though

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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't he get a splash hit?

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by Viliphied on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy!!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

That sounded good, Torres.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres: 2 pitches, 2 swings, 2 outs

owch

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

They’ve been well struck.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 ABs, 2 pitches
really, Torres?

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres: 2 pitches 2 outs.

Is the lead off spot cursed? Are they teaching the Giants that this is how a leadoff hitter goes about it?

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

At least they’re not DP Ground Ballz

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the leadoff hitters just suck.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya know

I really don’t mind 1 pitch outs so much when they’re hit on the screws.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

we might have used up our runs for this series

next 2 games we are going to lose 2-1.

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re going to score again?!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

blind optimism will do that to a person

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is creole watering his plants?

by cubesonice on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are winning da innings

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres has been getting good contact on those pitches. I mean they’re still outs, but at least it’s not a weak ground ball

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres. Take one pitch

by DFARowand on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I ENJOY THE WAY THIS GAME CONTINUES TO GO

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

This team confuses me.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
Free AnVil!

by capnk on Apr 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly think the good pitchers take their starts against us less than seriously

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, with the lag it was probably over 200 by the time this posted.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cy

Lincycum

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why don't we hit the pitcher first?

It’ll be just as effective.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

So are the Giants like Halladay's Kryptonite or something?

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

so… i’m enjoying this.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This kind of game is why I like baseball. No reasonable person thought this was likely going in, yet here it is, right in front of us.

Fun stuff.

by Seasick fish on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryane Clowe FTW!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

EXTRA E IN THE BOOTHE!!!!!!

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly, I obviously hope we go on to win this game, but scoring 3 runs in 2 innings against Roy Halladay has already made my night.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ryan clowe bringin' the RUNZ!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

lol dirty getting the close strikes now w00t

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

shorty got CLOWE CLOWE CLOWE CLOWE

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It feels like they’ve scored about 11 runs.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GO SHARKS

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

They look kinda boring not punching people out. :D

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone noticed that Victorino has a face like an ass?

by Into the Void on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

How unfortunate.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU FUCKFACE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU RECTUMFACE

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I like to see Halladay's ERA fluffed up a bit here in Baghdad by the Bay

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 giants???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw you and your unfortunate rectum face.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright get Clowe out of the booth

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Rectumface.

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU RECTUM FACE

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Sharks!

Fuck you Victorino!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like Victorino.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you, Rectumface.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

if he wins the cy young, i’ve already agreed to shave my head.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sustainable.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Zito wins the CY I will sleep with Alyssa Milano

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven't yet?

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I don't play baseball

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit, bochy…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Loved the look on Zito’s face. Also, Romo appeared to be calling it as a strike, lol.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heatley = Choker

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA halladay

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ heater.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He throws like a girl.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckin fuck face

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

vicotrino can go DIAF

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Die In A Fire?

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

down in a ferry

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

drooled in a fountain

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

devastated in a forum

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dwarfed in a flurry.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dance in a festival.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drunk in a flume

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

defecate in a frappe

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

This made me LOL IRL.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good range Andres

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VELEZ OVER TORRES

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy Andres!

Nice catch.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty glad that Velez is not in CF

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

good catch, Bochy…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

So hopefully this is starting to show Bochy that Velez is redundant.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure Bochy hasn’t learned anything

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy = Old dog unavailable to learning new tricks

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol i love watching torres legs.. they're always motoring crazy.

i think he runs in circles on purpose just to take longer paths

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

twss?

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

missing

FreddyLewLew

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit. My plants are going to die.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

read as:

dammit. my pants are going to die

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a fire?

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, what exactly ARE electrolites?

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diet salt

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

the thirst mutilator!

by kaliber on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Utley

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Bochy is paying attention, but he’s probably busy already filling out tomorrow’s lineup card with Velez at lead off, since Andres has flied out twice.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we had Utley.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nick Noonan is the next Utley, remember?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THE FUCKER

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He aint got no alibi.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

JOHN BOWKER GOT A HIT??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND scored a run!

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a Whiteside double, for the love of God!

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

CATS ARE LIVING WITH DOGS, ETC

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN EXTRA BASE HIT??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude hits doubles

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

a double!

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s worse than Velez.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a good one

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

Whiteside is now clutch.

by Into the Void on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

White Gold

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

"you're blowing hard for that whole time"

twss!

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS FUGLY SONBITCH

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit, Bochy!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha Utley

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip

“So you’re blowing hard the entire time”

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

REALLY, JON?!

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously Dirty?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 fuck shit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

REALLY!?!?!

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Breaking ball did not break.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez and Utley had a bit of history last season

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

No where near intentional.

Breaking ball that started to break then stopped.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL UTLEY

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Cuck you Fhase!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

The C word is not allowed here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh brother.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrong.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon, Bochy—finnish hymn!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Get out of the way Utley

by DFARowand on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm down, Jonathan.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

this is not good

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

non-baseball jocks in booth

certain jinxes

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

we need some F’n called strikes

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DP plz

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

All this hockey got me thinkin

what’s the premium on their dental plans?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

darcy tucker is a cucking funt.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think his mother even likes him.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you B Bucknor

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

keep the ball down, son

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO DIRTY!!!!!!

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruh roh.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep thinking Clowe is JT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

uuuuuuhhhhhhhh

thats a nice piece of hitting right there

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sloppy.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s okay. Get those bases good and clogged

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Like my kitchen sink after a bacon fry

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Hockey Salaries.

Then commenting on Baseball salaries.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go….

JONATHAN TOMKO

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Groundball, NOW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no Jonathan

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Not good

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

So Fred Lewis is all but guaranteed one more at bat today!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck fuck fuck fuck

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh for fuck sake.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

uh oh.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh. Bases are loaded. =/

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD SANCHEZ IS BAD

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

El Guapo is ugly tonight.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, this ain’t good.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

um, this isn’t good

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Um...well...this isn't good.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Jonathan

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow I get home and the Giants start to play like shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick! Leave!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

go downstairs!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

I went downstairs cause the bases were loaded with 1 out. I come back and see Nate make the catch. Why do I have to have family watching TV down there…

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker got a double!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

gtfo n00b!

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLANTS WET

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

mostly just Sanchez

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of beards on the field tonight

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to get dirty!


protip: don’t GIS ‘get dirty’

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

dumbass

dirty

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Khisass.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

get clowe out of the booth!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t give it all back, Bochy…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy. Flash the GIDP sign.

by DFARowand on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

You know we can’t flash that to the pitcher.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

"Coaching visit to mound"

Coach: Throw strikes.
Pitcher: Oh, OK.

by D4P on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

science

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes Dirty

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
Free AnVil!

by capnk on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

close one..

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

CMON MY SON

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

RAISE HIS ALLOWANCE

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

try NOT to throw meatballs down the plate

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is not a lowball hitter according to you, Kruk?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FINLAND!!!!!!!!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TOSKALA!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

H Y M N S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Werth kinda looks like the WWE wrestler Edge.

by DFARowand on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe if he has an affair with Utley’s wife.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP gods please reign down on AT&T

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Be careful what you wish for.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAAAAAAAAAAHHHR

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAAAAAAWWWR to you too

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon Werth, swing at some garbage!

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

sanchez

FINISH HIM!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him, please?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MON SANCHEZ

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck me

chase slop, dammit.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY

K THNX BYE

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

“Ryane, our goal is for you to walk out of the booth and say those guys are better than Randy & Drew.”-Kuiper

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip are awesome, but do they host late night shows in their bathrobes while on the road? I think not.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL I’ve been watching those. Late night confidential or whatever it’s called. Funny.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It's amazing how much the Phillies lineup resembles the Giants lineup

 In number of hitters, I mean

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH DIRTY

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

kthxbi

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HA!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DAMMIT!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWWWWN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD WERTH!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to have Jonathan’s babies right now.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know that I approve of this.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’d be cute.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can solve that for you as long as you’re willing to open your mouth and trust me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

MY GOODNESS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR goodness?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem.

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/26/1445495/giants-phillies-series-preview#36061726

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/www.mccoveychronicles.com breaks as 5,748 people rush to respond to this comment.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

GSPM!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ST Fing F D!!!!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Werth

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Jayson!

And learn how to properly spell your name!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

As a Jason, I approve this comment.

by Murray, Present on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

EL GUAPO!!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKonathan

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE JONATHAN SANCHEZ

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Never. In. Doubt.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes dirty.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DURTY!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Get out of this, Jonathan.

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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more out.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Stat

Francisco is not clutch.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T LOSE CONTROL!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Beauty.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

PC = : (

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is only at 61 pitches.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

In the third. :(

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HALFWAY THERE!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOAAAAA OOHHH

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIVIN ON A PRAYER

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH-OHHHH

LIVIN ON A PRAYER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE MY HAND

WE’LL MAKE IT I SWEAR

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeesh

61 pitches already

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty!

Finish Him!!!!!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

finish him, please?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Where the hell is my pizza?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

DURTY

FINISH HIM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

DO IT JON

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yes!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OH NATE THANK YOU!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Durty Business !!!!!!!!!

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I am a fan of Schierholtz.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

the most interesting man inside

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPEEEEEEEDDDYYYY FAILBEARD

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU SCHIERHOLTZ!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE IS GREAT!

WOOOOO!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

PC //8=o

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Praise the lord

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE D!!!!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SCHIERHOLTZ HAS A HECKOFAN ARM!

by Fire Sabean on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!!!

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Good catch Nate!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS PHILLIES

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WHHELZ, BITCHES!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE THE GREAT

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE+DIRTY=YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

nice catch, way to get out of it, Bochy…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I missed something.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont get it either

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been at this all game.

It might be some kind of social commentary.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

y’all will figure it out eventually

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am pretty sure I get it,

I am just ignoring it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you’re brighter than the average mccoven

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck his luminosity,

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am pretty white.

It’s the Irish heritage.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, I’ve had my moment of marginal pleasure; back to the ballgame.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW, I wholeheartedly agree with this commentary.

by nofreetime on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift + A

FUCK YES JUGGERNATE!

by TGOH on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

/Downs dives at ball from dugout

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

/Velez runs into Nate in dug out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schier excellence

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

IN PLAY, OUTS, BITCHES!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEELZ, BITCHES!

WHHELZ, BITCHES!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like Dirty learned curse words from Timmy

I love this team.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy’s looking good tonight, eh?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy NEVER looks good

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats A LOT of pitches for sanchez

i hope he can go six

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Or... you know.

We can get another three runs off the Doc this inning and let him rest a little longer.

He’ll have to go up and bunt, though.

by L-Nova on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, bases loaded one out and they come away with nothing. I would have bet money that the first team to be in this sitation this game would be the Giants.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

You would have bet that the Giants would have loaded the bases against Halladay?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, then get no runs in heart breaking fashion.

Definitely.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

sientense,ahora!!!!!

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Never sen this commercial with douchey Bochy until today

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm guessing Nate did something good

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saves babies.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Jonathan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Juggerrnate

looks-shakey

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

fist pumping = deBOCHery

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon let’s win another inning for Bip!

by nofreetime on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

IM ENJOYING THE WAY THIS GAME CONTINUES TO UNFOLD

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Edgar.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Curious to know how many come backers Halladay averages per game.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HACKIN!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Take a pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Back to hacking

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez has no time to get comfy on the bench.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This is great guys, give Sanchez some time to recuperate after his tiresome inning!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

these are the giants I know I know, these are the giants I know

by Ltisme on Apr 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where Halladay dominates us.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GET DURTY BACK OUT THERE QUICK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a Huff smash.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Duane Kuiper

/banned for mentioning Manny HR

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Just rewound to see Jonathan’s “fuck yeah!” Awesome.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

gifmasters mobilize!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit a line drive

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

A what?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMPOSSIBLE

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

not possible

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome inning, Giants!!!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me just say this, FUCK YOU RENTERIA

When your pitcher has just had a hellacious inning, would you please pull your stupid head out of your ass and take a couple of pitches, you pathetic piece of shit?

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HR Huff 'n' Stuff

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants offense returns back to Earth

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

if ground balls to the right side had value

Huff would be MVP

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has that GDP stroke down.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys

it’s still roy halladay. You’re not going to score a run every inning on him

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you all I have Living on a Prayer stuck in my head now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA WE’RE HALFWAY THERE!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

confession

I’d never heard this song before I went to college

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's not a confession...

now confess to what all young college students partake

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOMMY USED TO WORK ON THE DOCKS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE MY HAND AND WE’LL MAKE IT I SWEAR

by Murray, Present on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH OH OH AMADEUS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF SUCKS

gimme some posey!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, nine pitch innings are awesome!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, what the hell, how do we do well off of aces?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like our run scoring trend

2…1…0…-1?

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

dude, it’s science

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff and Puff

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Body bias

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SF_Giants
Bochy says Rowand will be ready to go when he is eligible to come off the DL. “He’s driving us all nuts, wanting to play” – Bochy… Gamer

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand's twitter account
The team has tanked since I got hurt, that bastard Padilla. I can’t wait to get back to running into walls.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Kruk and Kuip

It’s HALLADAY, not Holliday.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Aribe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/SFGuy throws his remote at the TV

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

…/at Kuip’s face

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

K & K forever

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

him - finished

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD VALDEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

woooooooooah oh!

HALFWAY THERE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOAH OH!

LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies base coach

looks like a History professor.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

UGLY AB

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKonathan

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

byebye

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

There are about 100 kinds of Special K, fortunately.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously A.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

What a stupid question.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, why not ask something that everyone won’t answer with the same response.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly tho

everyone knows kershaw is best.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol poll question

I WONDER WHO WILL WIN

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Gee, I wonder who's winning that poll

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WAINO

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Stick 'em, up, Adam."

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steph Curry

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Curry

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL POLL

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

CHURN THE BUTTER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone see the six flags commercials last year where the hot girl was provocatively churning the butter, and the creepy guy behind here yells to “CHURN THE BUTTER”?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

but I believe you

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OJ, for some reason i don’t believe that you believe me.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES! Exactly

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that old dude is NIGHTMARE FUEL

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, I want to believe you.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURNE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Truth Is Out There

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Click the link above. It’s weirdly funny

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

strike zone has gotten wider

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s the question?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s the best pitcher in the NL?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's the best pitcher in the NL?

Lincecum
Halladay
Jimenez
Santana
Wainwright

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE'S CHEESEBURGER HERNANADEZ??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starting game 7 while Reuter sits?

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure I don’t know what you are talking about.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE ANSWER

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Latos?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

they seem to have left padilla off that list

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDS MOAR HAREN

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

chicken...

or egg?

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

answer:

chegg

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 26, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

In normal innings (ideally not after your starter has labored), when you’re a mediocre slew of hitters facing a pitcher who can throw 200 pitches and still be effective (and never makes a bad pitch), I’m ok with swinging at the first pitch if it’s a fastball-strike. Halladay isn’t going to make bad pitches even down 2-0 in the count.

this is to be reserved for rare instances… such as tonight.

by mlb22 on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Ruiz's discipline.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SANCHEZ

FINISH HIM!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer wasn’t on the list! WTF!

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GIT ON IT CSN BRAZZZ!!!

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

On gameday it looked like the last pitch on that strikeout to Valdez was tied to a brick

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by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes please

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by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

TOO MANY PITCHES

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

This

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by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES TO THE PITCHER PLEASE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NEFTALI FELIZ

ur killin mah pokemonz!

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

speaking of Chad Qualls…

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haren FTW

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

uff

I had Qualls and Jason Frasor on the same team. I never feel bad about dropping a reliever.

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

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by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants Pitcher]!

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NO SWING THROUGH STUFF

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MON JON

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  



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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus tree steak?

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christmas steak

Boy do I love christmas steak

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no no
it’s add fir grill

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by Merope on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

tree steak?

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pine meat...

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christmas T?

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Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

K!

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

like this one

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I’m stealing this.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Halladay

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by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKonathan

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

holliday

yeah, that’s getting annoying

STFD

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD SECOND BEST PITCHER IN THE NL!!!

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

third

after timmy and zito.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did everyone already say what they had for dinner?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Pizza

just got here

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pasta with Ricotta / Parm blend and peas. And salt.

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by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t forget the salt

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Best mineral after talc.

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by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, it’s the softest of the minerals!

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by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

artichoke, grilled salmon

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither of those are minerals

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by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

cafeteria food :(

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

english muffin with peanut butter and anger

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lentil sausage soup, complete with enough fiber to make it seem like I’m eating trees. Topped it with some grated parm this time.

by L-Nova on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/buttpee

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had homemade veggie lentil soup for lunch, myself. I look forward to what tomorrow morning will be like.

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by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet potato carrot soup, and perhaps a sandwich.

by Ltisme on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steamed veggies, Penne pasta, and alfredo sauce

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

free sandwich!

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leftover Chinese

but the real kind of Chinese. Pork with bean curd.

by Murray, Present on Apr 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ma po doufu?

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

it’s called xiang gang rou shi in Chinese. It’s shredded pork, string beans, and dried tofu pieces.

by Murray, Present on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have had that. Pretty good, but not as good as jia chang doufu.

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about chou doufu?

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

tasty, if you can get close enough to it to eat it.

That stuff manages to smell more like human urine than urine itself does, but it tastes fine.

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t actually mind the smell.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE BEEN EATING FAKE CHINESE FOOD FOR THE LAST 14 YEARS?!?!?!

by sfoakbay on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

no he ment, real kind Chinese food. It’s nice

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

read again.....

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it’s nice. i just got hugged by my dinner.

by Murray, Present on Apr 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

so

what do I, as a white devil, have to do to get this real Chinese I hear about?

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

this place if you’re in the east bay. Order anything that doesn’t have the word classic next to it.

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in sacramento

but that sounds freakin delicious.

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh,

in that case, this place. More of a cantonese style than the other place, but some really excellent seafood dishes. Garlic eggplant cod claypot is their best.

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broadway is scary.

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by Merope on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it varies. On the ends, close to the projects or the other side at Oak Park are not great. In the middle is fine.

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

this place is on the border of mid-town. not really that bad.

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

are the other restaurants in the group similar? One of them is right around the corner from my house.

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t speak for the rest f them but, Happy Garden is a no.

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see that one listed at the bottom of the page. They are mostly variations on Asian Pearl.

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

which list is it?

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh crap

forgot that I followed the link from the yelp page.

Link

All they way down at the bottom, list of restaurants that I presume are all owned together.

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going to propose going here for an early dinner before the concert I’m going to in SF next month

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you won’t regret it. especially if you like the spice.

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leftover stew
Fish
Bok choy with pork

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burger

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOUP!

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOUP IS NOT A MEAL

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by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a big salad?

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE DON'T HAVE BIG BOWLS

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

beef....it's whats for dinner

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t eaten yet. Whoops.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Costco rotisserie chicken and TJoes basmati rice with extra peas.

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by Merope on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Costco chicken.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best deal in America after the Double Gulp at Sleven.

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by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s either really good, or very salty/fatty.

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by Merope on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you mean by “or”?

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by shanghaijim on Apr 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, when you leave it in the fridge for a night and you get a solid inch of fat on the bottom.

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by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some sort of stir fry with asparagus and ground meat over brown rice

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

After sleeping for 12 hours, a bowl of cheerios.

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by timmeh on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone's dirty

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yech.

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sleep loss

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our ace is better than your ace

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

#4 is better

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Also, please score soon, Nashville.

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by mymclife on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

hello, boobs

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

what a weird shaped dude

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice inning, dirty.

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know Roy Halladay just doesn’t feel like a Cy Young winner to me. He just doesn’t know how to dominate a game.

(shout out to Baggs for the dumbest comment ever)

by DFARowand on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

? I must have missed this

Please explain this to me.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last season Baggs said one of the reasons he didn’t vote for Timmy for Cy Young was cuz he didn’t “feel” like a Cy Young pitcher. Didn’t dominate games

by DFARowand on Apr 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he miss all the games where Timmy dominated last year?

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim had exactly ONE bad start the second half of last season

think it was 4 runs in 5 innings or something. In every other start he killed the other team

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad he didn’t have a vote. But this was his defense for Hammering Hank Schulman’s vote for Carpenter.

But even after seeing Lincecum every day, deep down, I didn’t get the sense he was the best pitcher in the NL. And if someone like me, who followed the Giants every day, didn’t get that sense, I guess I didn’t expect a large segment of voters from elsewhere in the country to see it any differently.

by DFARowand on Apr 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a fucking moron

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god the voters got it right

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Hank lost me with that one, too

I thought Carpenter had an argument, though I think a couple others did as well. Just not Wainwright.

by wcw on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wins for pitchers

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, just wow

idiotic thing to say

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

Oh son, oh son, what have ye done.

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by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

11

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 hours before

so 11

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just have to say how LOL It is that Roy has 39 pitches through 3 IP and has given up 3 runs. That’s amazing.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm still in awe of DeRosa's last AB

Worked it 0-2 to 3-2 and gets the 2 out 2-RBI single. It was awesome.

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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

:') yeah

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the Arizona bullpen blows that lead….

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HAREN

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer imaginary runs.

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by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

so do they, apparently.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate Ruiz’s catching stance.

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

look at that lou seal bobble head

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Luchador Lou

is it racist?
debate.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

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by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

cant wait to go see tosh.0 live

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m gonna go with negatory.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frito Bandito?

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is much less of a debate than I had hoped.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you suck

debate?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol "luchador lou"

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL slider to back foot

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

no no no

Rowand’s pitch is the slider low and away

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by Viliphied on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

His favorite pitch!

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLNATE

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LOL hack

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JUGGERLOL

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Just got back from my lab.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE???

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Well, at least he made him work.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

oh THAT nate schierholtz

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I appreciate the giants wanting this game to go fast

i wanna go to bed early

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Us too. The cat has recently decided that 4am is a great time to wake us up.

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by Merope on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate pets

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate can never lay off that pitch.

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by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh nate

At least you made him throw 5 pitches

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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, more than that

he fouled some off too

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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least it took 7 pitches

by Ltisme on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Nate have his eyes closed, there?

That’s what it looked like

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I noticed that, too. That would explain a lot.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the difference?

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Even he didn’t want to see that swing.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

John, remember when you doubled?

do that again. That was cool

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey MCC

There is a difference between nate hacking and that AB.. That was a battle and Nate met one of the best sliders in the game. Good AB

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with this

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE SWARM!!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERDZ!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aye

Also encouraging: Nate has gone from swinging and missing at inside breaking balls to fouling them off, as he did in that AB.

There’s nothing wrong with working 7 pitches but striking out to roy fuckin’ halladay.

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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

gimme a break. that is loser talk.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLBOWKER

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LOL BOWKER

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BLOLWKER!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT, JOHN

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God the Giants scored when they did.

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by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, John

Hopefully that double you hit will stay fresh in Bochy’s mind.

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

coulda been better.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

to be fair, i’m not sure if that warranted a double facepalm

by coolandtough on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

routinely gets 200 ks/year

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

only 2 in 4 innings

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

/sarcasm

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy hit a double off of Halladay after riding the bench for 2 weeks and you all are ripping him?

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OMG WE ALL HATE BOWKER!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is anyone ripping him?

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL THERES NO SNARK AT ALL

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FOR THE SWARM!!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

….Are you reading this thread? Or scanning?

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE NO SON!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAD THE SOUP

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Trivia

Can you name the only 2 players to hit five homers in a World Series?

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonds and Utley?

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats my guess

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see.

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reggie Jackson?

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18 pitch inning!

Seriously, over three batters, I like

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by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah i’ll take that. hopefully we can get to their bullpen eventually…

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, low expectations.

(I agree, though.)

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU FUCK FACE

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LOL 3B RANGE

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU

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Trivia

Name the only 2 players to hit 5 HRs in a World Series.

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonds?

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by GiantBrass on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

welp

“only” 4

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by GiantBrass on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t like Victorino.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Same

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by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU RECTUMFACE

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WUZ OUT

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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck thought we had him.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF BULLSHIT

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OH COME ON!

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Booooooooooo

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by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BULLSHIT

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WAS FUCKING OUUUUT

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Mad Huff Is Mad.

HOLY SHIT HE WAS WAY OUT.

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, ump.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

safe?

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FUCK YOU UMPIRE

AND FUCKFACE, TOO!

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HELLA OUT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking bullshit

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

that was not fucking close

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit. Throw needed to be lower

by DFARowand on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Botchy ever do anything? I think I remember him getting thrown out of a game once. Just once.

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I think he was thrown out twice in the infamous Dodger series last year.

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by mymclife on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS IT ALWAYS VICTORINO. FUCK

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Victorino can die in two fires

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Jon

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MON JON

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by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Jonathan. Throw strikes.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh.

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/writes letter demanding instant replay on close calls

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

How about a good replay, CSNBA?

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omfg

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit Jon

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by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Not good.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

No no no no no

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by rhys on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oy

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Dirty

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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan Tomko

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THIS GAME IS CURRENTLY UNFOLDING

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DP please…..

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the bullpen up.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Jonathan

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by timmeh on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait a minute, Aubrey isn’t left handed?

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

plays the field RH

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you don’t usually start the bullpen up when your pitcher is throwing a shutout in the 5th inning…but…

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by norcalnick on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS INNING IS NOT GOING WELL!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TPTPTPTPTP

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

i’ll buy

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s starting to miss.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This is getting scary.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING IN YABU

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL'ED

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like triple plays.

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by Merope on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES PLEASE

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

jon miller:

the giants want to turn a double play here. they don’t do that very often. the hit into them though.

yes jon.
also, water is wet.

by russian.tank on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller is the man

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no not Mota

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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillermo Howry?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 26, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Utley give Sanchez the staredown again when he was hit tonight? (like he did last season before he hit that HR)

by cybermaldonado on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

last year he called timeout when sanchez was halfway through his wind up. kinda bush

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRUMBLE

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

mota? seriously?

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

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by atxgiantsfan on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate guillermo mota

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF? Whiteside

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by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

had no play

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that sucked

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

DEFENSIVE WIZ!

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow are you shitting me?

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking wake up, asswipe

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him, Jon

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to get racist in here

WE NEED THE KKK

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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Suddenly quiet crowd is suddenly quiet.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a good pitch

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This staff has no idea how to hold runners on.

by DFARowand on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

wizard staff?

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Irrelevant comment but...

Bumgarner has a great pickoff move.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY NEED A K HERE

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

get the ball out of the glove!

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

grumble grumble

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the shutout.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The guy that should have been out on the pickoff scores

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true. Effing umps.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grumble grumble

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, it must be cool to have a quality major league lineup

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take that out

by nofreetime on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWARD: KING OF K'S!

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

there was no play at the plate on that?

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by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Vic was probably on contact

And he’s quick

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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

one out, try to avoid the big inning?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, no outs

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, tumblr, I don’t want to follow any fucking tumblr dedicated to the Dodgers or the Phillies.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB Howard, please.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
Free AnVil!

by capnk on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGA.. oh wait

we’re AHEAD still?! wow

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

RIP shutout =*(

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

when did we get x-mo?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Me: We call that guy Shane Victorino Rectum Face.
My Wife: Which one?
Me: The guy on first base.
My Wife: Yeah, he looks like a rectum face.

I love my wife.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

i love her too?

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love your wife too.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love your wife too. She seein anybody?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pistols at dawn!!! I will defend her honor!!!

Alternatively: You ded dog!!!

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A K would be delightful, here

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

H Y M N S

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him, Jon

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!!!

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw a pop up

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh…

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOAH

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE OVERSTEPPING YOUR BOUNDS

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUH??

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ooooh

i get it.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we need a Finland heritage night

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLARS

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew.

NOW GET WERTH

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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

GSPM!

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by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Howard

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD 125 MILLION DOLLARS

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

swing...................NOW!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKonathan

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

hey i ment to ask you this earlier

can you send me your pic of at&t that you took during friday nights games.
its pretty cool and i wanna save it as my wallpaper.

by russian.tank on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. I’ll send it later.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delightful

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

and for future reference, don’t swing at pitches like fireflies.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

You would not believe your eyes.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lit up the world as I fell asleep...

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by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If ten million fireflies

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no no.

we’re not doing this again. queen is one thing…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLswing

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

/plays guitar

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

good jonathan is good

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't mind pitching around Werth tbh

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not a homerun swing

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Sanchez has thrown 100 pitches.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Patient, talented lineup is patient, talented

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 run allowed, top of the 5th, and he’s at 100 pitches. whoa.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least the Giants won’t need the bullpen tomorr…..oh… crap.

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by Merope on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god

Todd Wellemeyer versus the Phillies?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll probably be like the Dodgers game. Down 8-0 after two innings, let Wellemeyer pitch 6+ to save the bullpen

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, our bats will compensate for…

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by grape on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Filipino Night, mare!

How will they play tomorrow? Ewan! Pass the lumpia.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Sanchez

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by timmeh on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Say it, Kruk.

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonna have to rely on the bullpen

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

not werthy

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

walk werth

ben francisco sux

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is TIRED

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit Jonathan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia answer

Reggie Jackson and Utley

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

/pants pooped

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow that was a scary swing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeesh

That scared me at first

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike the Bruin out

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit...whew

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably might not want to throw that pitch again.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

X-mo rulz.

no more scary strikes please.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummmm our comcrap just froze up.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

that

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

doh...

that’s because they just won the golden poo

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

sanchez still isn't throwing strikes

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Change channel, come back

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope fixedid it.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sweating

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

oh help me rhonda.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Beach Boys reference.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, YOU IDIOT!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw Strikes [Giants Pitcher]

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

get the third fucking out good lord

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

trying to, pesky runner keeps sliding back into 1st safely

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so crazy to watch a team that doesn’t just hack at everything.

by kdl on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR FUCK SAKE

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

why is he throwing to first?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

he's afraid to throw home

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid fans at park – don’t boo Sanchez on throw-overs

by nofreetime on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

There looks like there are a few PHI phans there, too

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

yes!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/26/1446321/open-game-thread-3-dream-warriors

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

whore

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

big orange font is big and orange.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 26, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE THE POWER

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN ALL HELLS BREAKING LOOSE YOU'LL BE RIDIN THE EYE OF THE STORM

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 26, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary Goddam Inning

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER IN DOUBT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER FTO!!!!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a problem.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

/wipes sweat from brow

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES FUCK YES

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!

FUCK YOU RECTUM FACE!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew, that’s a relief.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Two hands please Bowker.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew.

Bowker, 2 hands please.

Scary outing for Jonathan, now we watch the bullpen as our pulses rise.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

gaurded bowkermania.

because velez woulda fucked it up.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

MAXIMUS … MAXIMUS …

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Need more runs…I don’t trust our middle relief

by nofreetime on Apr 26, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

“Amy said hocker” lol Krukow

by Fire Sabean on Apr 26, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

So, how badly is Wellemeyer going to get smoked tomorrow.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 26, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Predictable

/Timmy weed joke

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like an Easter ham.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSIDE!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpire hasn’t been calling of either of pitches strikes all evening

by nofreetime on Apr 26, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HACKIN!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I used a big ass font so nobody would miss it!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I always ignore whatever you say!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I thought that was joke

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

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