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Post-game thread: Giants avoid the sweep

I'm starting to think that the Giants can't hit.

I'm also starting to think that Matt Cain has some pretty awful luck.

There's a part of me that thinks Eugenio Velez is never going to be a run-producing RBI machine. This also applies to every non-panda in today's lineup.

Also thinking that the Todd Wellemeyer/$6M for Brad Penny pseudo-trade was a mistake.

It's hard to complain about this one too much -- a series win against a good team is always welcome -- but, dangit, this one feels like a missed opportunity.

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and for tonights game, we get treated to Heywardbumgarner

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner already pitched, it was a day game. One run 4 hits 3 k’s 3 bb. He also hit a homerun and picked two runners off.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’m beginning to wonder what Eugenio Velez would have to do to be benched

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 25, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t imagine.

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by can of corn on Apr 25, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be photographed eating roasted children?

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 25, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slit someones throat, and even though he would be in jail, I think Bochy would still try to pencil him in.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 25, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wouldn't be in jail.

They’d finger Fred Lewis instead.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Apr 25, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for Lars.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you, you’re not Lars.

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by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by groug on Apr 25, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but I was TWSSing Cookyman. I respectively yielded Juan Primo’s TWSS to Lars.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My head hurts.

SOMEONE SAID THAT!

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by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 25, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t he slide headfirst into 1B and injure a finger or something?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really think that'd stop him from being put in the lineup?

It would just be more proof of him being a Gamer

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose I might be concerned about the giants’ ability to hit halladay tomorrow. I’m almost more concerned that velez gets the start, has fluke success, and solidifies his spot for the next decade.

by coolandtough on Apr 25, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I’m not the least bit concerned about Velez having fluke success. By the way, how do you define fluke success? Hitting the ball out of the infield?

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 25, 2010 4:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

pretty much. or i could see him swinging through a changeup wildly early, hitting a dribbler with the bat on his follow through, and legging out a triple because everyone is so dumbfounded by what they just witnessed.

by coolandtough on Apr 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say Fred Lewis was a good player

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Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted this below – but apparently today was what he had to do to get benched. From AmyG:

  
#sfgiants Velez will not start tomoro – Bochy said he’s not seeing the ball and he needs to get him out of the leadoff spot

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa, Torres, Nate

Downs will probably start at 2nd. (I’m guessing)

I don’t have anything against Downs but he keeps replacing players I really like.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting him out of San Francisco would be even better.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s good that he won’t be starting. But he’s “not seeing the ball” and the problem is that he’s hitting leadoff? ARGH. Yet again, the Giants fail to understand how hitting works.

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lose the pictures

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say die, but even that wouldn’t work.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 25, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would just give him more grit

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would also

improve his OBP

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Criticize Sabean. Works every time.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 25, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Sabes would respect him for being "brutally honest"

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well.

SUCK IT SHANE VICTORINO!

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by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

MUrbanCSN:

Giants offense seems like it needs a young RH bat w/ decent pop who can fill in at, oh, I don’t know, C and 1B. Anyone at Fresno like that?

by kingofthacove on Apr 25, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

EME?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 25, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day a week?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 25, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe one that can also throw out runners that weigh less than 220 pounds?

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by grape on Apr 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUrbanCSN Buster Posey Buster Posey Buster Posey Buster Posey Buster Posey Buster Posey Buster Posey Buster Posey Buster Posey Buster Posey

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 25, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

garko?

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it never ends

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Angry Gretzky is hilarious.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angry Gretzky looks kinda like the Chairman from original Iron Chef.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monty Hall.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allez Cusine!

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, that’s Gretzky? He looks like hell.

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by can of corn on Apr 25, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was during the Opening Ceremonies at the Olympics this year, when they had trouble getting the cauldron up. He was not pleased.

And, besides that, he retired over a decade ago.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part of that section was when they went from Gretzky making that face to Steve Nash absolutely cracking up.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Gretzky face. Freaking hilarious.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Radnich is so bad.

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by Natto on Apr 25, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s amazing, too.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not really bad luck with Cain. It’s that, every time he pitches, the lineup Bochy puts out is even more scrub-filled then usual. Ishikawa in place of Huff? Check. Velez in place of Bowker? Check. Molina batting cleanup? Check. This team is getting borderline unwatchable

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 25, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

must [hiccup] fill out [hiccup] lineup card. put velez in [hiccup] and bengie at clean up [hiccup]

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 25, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm know I'm starting to sound like a broken drum

But the lineup construction is so awful. I know over the course of time, the difference isn’t really all that noticeable. But the two out hits made me die a little inside.

Tomorrow:

Schierholtz RF
DeRosa LF
Huff 1B
Sandoval 3B
Uribe 2B
Molina C
Torres CF
Renteria SS

We can’t have 2 goddam out machines at the top of the lineup and expect to win anything.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres will be leading off tomorrow

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 25, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

swap molina for whiteside

whiteside is sanchez’s personal catcher

by speedyt72000 on Apr 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, what is Kruk wearing?

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by Natto on Apr 25, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I had to turn the TV back on to see what Kruk was wearing

KRUK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

DESCRIPTION PLEASE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flowery orange collared shirt.

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by Natto on Apr 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like an orange silky shirt with a weird design on it and blue cuffs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think its cool.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paisley monstrosity

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think its cool in a retro-uncool kind of way.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

Proud adoptive little sister of Joe Paterson.

by imovermyhead on Apr 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thatz mah boy

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wut

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by groug on Apr 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 25, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere there is a custom VW van missing its seatcovers.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 25, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man. Even Craig Sager wouldn’t wear that shirt.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don Cherry might.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 25, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap that is awesome. Hopefully it will be up for sale at the next Giants charity auction.

by taliesin on Apr 25, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm wearing a terribly douchey shirt

my mother in law bought it for me. It has shiny stuff on it. And a flying Vee guitar. And DKNY in relatively large print. It is terrible.

I put it on the morning as a joke. Forgot I was wearing it until I was stepping into Bevmo.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, you "forgot"

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

to buy some sour apple smirnoff, no doubt.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ciroc…that’s diddy’s shit

Gotta get that bottle service.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please make JT stop talking. He can’t complete a thought.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He'll stop soon enough

just wait for him to start a sentence.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRAMA.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brain slow. Mouth bored.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhh uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 25, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait hold on guys

bochy said that if someone got an rbi, they would get playing time….so do we forfeit the next game because we dont send anybody out there?

by ir1shgiant on Apr 25, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

We basically forfeited today

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

From AmyG:
  
#sfgiants Velez will not start tomoro – Bochy said he’s not seeing the ball and he needs to get him out of the leadoff spot

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

PRAISE HEAVENS

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its a start

but he needs to get him out of the lineup, then out of the roster.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh thank god. except you know it will be Torres.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

This.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And just as bad a baserunner

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 25, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO HITZ TOONITE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate should be leading off

And playing center field.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or DeRosa can lead off

But I don’t think Bochy would ever consider that.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

THISTHISTHIS FREAKING THIS

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

+2

Leadoff hitters don’t need speed. they need OBP. DeRosa gets on base a lot even with a low average.

by Electric on Apr 25, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm I was excited

Honestly IDC where Nate hits but he should be playing CF. DeRosa leading off would be good.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

More from AmyG:

Bochy said he debated using Velez or Torres in leadoff – then he said he made the wrong choice. My guess, Torres leads off tomoro

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by can of corn on Apr 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He finally admits the truth
then he said he made the wrong choice

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he probably concluded that for the wrong reasons— based on only each of their 4 ABs today.

by kingofthacove on Apr 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

but hey, at least he admitted he was wrong.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Neukom is thinking the same thing about his decision to extend these clowns.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 26, 2010 5:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

On pace for just shy of 3 million asses in seats.

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by ResDog on Apr 26, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, not really.

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by DrStankus on Apr 26, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only took him six days to realize he can’t see the ball.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 25, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Praise Jebus!

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 25, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It says he will not start, not just that he won’t lead off.

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by can of corn on Apr 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you follow Amy G on twatter?

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by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes I do.

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by can of corn on Apr 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the lulz?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I follow you on twitter. So I guess this means I’m following Any G by association. I feel so dirty!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 25, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you follow can of corn

you also follow every person can of corn follows.

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by scout6 on Apr 25, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – nerbs! Y’all are as dirty as I am.

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by can of corn on Apr 25, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. I still follow Schulman. I should probably stop throwing stones living in this glass house.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 25, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants 5 for 55 with RISP in the last 7 games. Wheeeee!

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by Natto on Apr 25, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I like to add this – 4 of those were in-field hits. LOL.

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by can of corn on Apr 25, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

good lord

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 25, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the saber community believe there is overwhelming skill involved in hitting with RISP? or is it 90% luck?

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by jctGamer on Apr 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

90% luck

at least.

Hitting is pretty much hitting.

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by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter.”

Freddy Sanchez

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by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it said that I’m very eager for him to return to the lineup?

by fantastical on Apr 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard it said that you were eager...

But I don’t know if it was a reputable source.

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by Ott on Apr 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

smallest ball of all

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 25, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa

Didn’t he say he if the team was losing late in the game and someone swung at the first pitch he’d get in their face about it. And didn’t he swing at the first pitch in the 9th.

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like DeRosa has done far better than his line suggests. His at-bats look professional and he at least seems to know what he is doing up there.

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does have a very low BABIP

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a lot of grit too. He’s definitely a gamer.

by sleeknerve on Apr 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying I don't like DeRosa

I actually liked didn’t hate his signing but I’m just saying in this instance he’s a hypocrite

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I’m just saying

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In b4 Lars

SO YOU ARE NOT SAYING

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, where did this come from?

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It came from Lars because the phrase “I’m just saying” bothers him.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

but why?

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think because it always follows something that you know is meaningless.

“Renteria was hurt last year. I’m not saying that’s going to make a shred of difference this year, because obviously it won’t. I’m just saying.”

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that's true

but screw lars.

in a similar vein, brian regan had a joke last night about when people say “is there any way I can get ____?” at restaurants. So hilarious because I say that all the time.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The phrase was actually “I’m not saying, I’m just saying.”

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by groug on Apr 25, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, well, that’s basically what I have above, except with an ellipses instead of a comma.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO YOU ARE NOT SAYING!

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

we've had this discussion before

and I stand by my contention that “I’m not saying, I’m just saying” has a real meaning, it’s not just a throwaway phrase.

“I’m just saying”, on the other hand, is usually used to try to weasel out of something you shouldn’t have said.

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by Viliphied on Apr 26, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

they look ‘professional’

what is he wearing a suit when he goes out there to hit?

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by cloudydays on Apr 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

see: the last half of the sentence

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Who-chez, Kruk?

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by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, hypothetically

if franchez comes back and ends up hitting .350 on the year without injury, is all forgiven?

by ir1shgiant on Apr 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Is who forgiven? Sabean for trading Alderson for him? Because yes, I’ll take .350 please

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d hit like .350/.390/.400

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I'm thinking

.350/.351/.352

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d happily accept that.

by fantastical on Apr 25, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. And if Velez does the same I will stop being mad at Bochy for playing him.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

on this team if he hits .290 he’ll be a living god.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

.290/.315/.360

I actually wouldn’t be shocked if he put up that line.

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Krukow will praise him for it.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't insult my son!

even if he will do that

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

J.T IS SUPER IRRITATING. ALSO TODAY: KRUK.

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by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what's weird?

We actually have a decent team line. We’re even above average in wOBA, though this game probably knocked us back a few spots. We are second to last in the NL in BB%, though, so at least that’s back to normal.

You know what the Astros’ team line is? Guess. Now shave 35 points each from the OBP and SLG. It’s still too high.

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by Cookyman on Apr 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they still have like less than 10 walks as a team?

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

22 walks in 557 PA's

6 home runs!

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 25, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that’s like 2 weeks for Bonds.

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by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

.237/.269/.325, by the way.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

my god

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes our .340/.415 look like a powerhouse offense

by kingofthacove on Apr 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, that’s even worse than Eugenio!

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by jcb9 on Apr 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a player hit like that over 557 PA’s he would easily be the worst in the majors. And they’re an entire team!

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by Cookyman on Apr 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hfs

but they had no berkman and carlos lee is just now starting to play well. It’s still april.

But that’s pretty bad.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The flukey hot start probably has a lot to do with that. It won’t last.

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by jcb9 on Apr 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

kruk says halladay doesnt know what hes getting into…oh lord

by ir1shgiant on Apr 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

but i get this sneaking suspicion that he also believes in the whole “hes due!” stuff

by ir1shgiant on Apr 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

even krukow of all people isn’t that dumb, it’s hyperbole.

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 25, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain haz Sandoval bubbahead lol

plus one other unidentified bubbahead

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

“I’m starting to think that the Giants can’t hit.”

Small sample size, Grant! Rather than looking at how they’re doing now, it would be much more accurate to look back at their numbers over the last couple of years to see what their true… Oh. Okay, carry on.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 25, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I think, instead of considering their entire body of work, Grant should just look at when they were doing well and then make excuses for why they have been hitting so badly since then and use those excuses to disregard any information that might suggest the Giants aren’t good at something.

Now THAT’S how to evaluate a team!

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by groug on Apr 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about making that response super long to further the joke, but that would have been a lot of work.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said :(

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by jctGamer on Apr 25, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT SABEZ FAULT HE HAD TO SPEND ALL THAT $$ ON BONDS

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Peter Gammons

I want those 5 minutes of my life back. He has a terribly pointless article up on MLB.com

READ IF YOU DO NOT VALUE YOUR TIME!

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by scout6 on Apr 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

pointless, yes

but also interesting to think about

by ir1shgiant on Apr 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god.

I think Jon on Sunday night baseball wants to punch his broadcast partners. Not-JoeMorgan just said:

Pelfrey is the ace of the Mets, Johan is supposed to be the ace, he’s got 2 wins, Pelfrey has 3 WINS and a .90 ERA

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by scout6 on Apr 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

so what your saying is

that the cardinals announcers are in the booth with miller

by ir1shgiant on Apr 25, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pelfry has been a total steal for my POKEMONZ so far

but his whip tonight was fucking brutal. No runs but a 2.00 whip?! wtf

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

jerk! he was a free agent in my league, didn’t pick him up, picked up Fister

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FISTer?

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

In before

I BARELY KNOW HER!

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by scout6 on Apr 25, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The more and more I think about Bochy's quote about being wrong

the more and more it seems that he’s saying he simply made the wrong choice at leadoff, not the wrong choice in regards to who’s playing. Im guessing velez bats 8th tomorrow

by ir1shgiant on Apr 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Baby Steps

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Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 25, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ’bout that bullpen?

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by cheno on Apr 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Giants offense.

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by Natto on Apr 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

FACE!

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by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL irl

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by sanfrankid on Apr 25, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I need to have a toady to follow me around and pass me shades in situations like this.

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by grape on Apr 25, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What movie is this?

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

by lincecuminyourface on Apr 25, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Movie looks 80’s-ish. Is that Parker Posey?

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, seriously

that girl is cute

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ girl clapping on right edge

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by GiantBrass on Apr 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

A young Donald Trump?

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants offense with RISP

So much futility.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The fact that 29 other clubs havn’t done so either tells you something is rotten with the guy.

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by jctGamer on Apr 25, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean like...

…Barry Bonds…?

by D4P on Apr 25, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But we're one of the few teams that could use an offensive bat to take us to the next level

We just need a manager that can keep his head straight. Like a baseball version of Mike Singletary.

by shahbazi3 on Apr 25, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude had a .312 wOBA last year and generated negative 0.3 WAR. All with a .291 BABIP.

400+ Plate Appearances too so it’s not small sample size.

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by jctGamer on Apr 25, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true...

I just don’t want to see Velez/Torres anymore… Dukes doesn’t even solve our problem of a leadoff man, but we just have so many problems that I think Dukes would be a better 6th hole hitter than Ishikawa.

by shahbazi3 on Apr 25, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK if singeltary is what we want

I think the baseball version of singeltary is a guy who’s stuck on the old way of doing things. He’d still love RsBI and such because that’s how it was “when he was playing”

PROTIP: physical teams don’t win in the NFL anymore. See colts, saints.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

counterpoint

Steelers.

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by Viliphied on Apr 25, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess they're the one example

but if you look at the last 10 years, they’re really the only physical team that’s won. Except the bucs. And the Ravens. And the Giants. So only 5 of the last 10 superbowl winners have been physical teams! See? They never win!

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Viliphied on Apr 25, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just made myself feel a lot better thinking about that

awesome. And we’ll get to wipe that smug smirk off of pete carroll’s face. seriously, fuck that guy.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Fuck USC. Mays’ comments toward Carroll after he was drafted sent him up about 20 notches in my book

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by Viliphied on Apr 25, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

also: he loves ronnie lott. Of course, that’s the obvious thing to say. But still cool

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see why anybody would ever suggest that “physical” teams don’t win in the NFL. Teams that don’t pass efficiently don’t tend to win. And of the above examples, only the Ravens didn’t pass efficiently.

So… I’m not sure what the point was.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the point was

that I’ve got the stench of negativity about the giants on me, and it was rubbing off on my opinion of the niners. Then I thought about what villiphied said and realized that I’m an idiot.

Also, I’d say that teams like the Giants/steelers/bucs/ravens are a lot different than the Pats. Though when the pats won, they didn’t have a hugely explosive offense either, the Saints are really the most recent team that’s won with an explosive offense, and even then you could argue that it was really their defense that made the difference in a lot of their games.

So yeah, basically I really like the way the niners are building their team.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Steelers throw the ball a lot

For a “physical” team. They’re no Jets.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 26, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Singletary has what he wants, so let’s just wait and see what comes of it… i just really see this team doing very well, it starts and ends with the O-line, now they got a O-line

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree

I’m not 100% sold on sing yet, but omg they just fucking destroyed with this draft. Totally rebuilt the Oline and replaced Michael Lewis.

Now once Alex Smith is good my master plan will be complete.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, Taylor mays is a freak of nature, The o-line is now a strength, not a weakness… plus, if Smith isn’t good, i’m fucking ready to give Nate Davis a shot, given he learns the play book

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

fuck you, legarratte blount, you little bitch. You have a stupid name and I hope you suck.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude… the niners have 3 physical backs, there’s no point for him joining a team he wouldn’t be able to play for anyway… Dixons a beast, Gore is physical, and Coffee added 10 pounds

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

More options are always good.

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by Viliphied on Apr 25, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

practice team i guess, but whatever

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if he completely outplayed Dixon, or hell, Coffee in TC/Preseason? Getting a free look at a guy is always a good thing, because he might be better than what you already have.

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by Viliphied on Apr 25, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dixon was a ONE MAN OFFENSE at Miss St. But look what the Titans did, they have lost White so he made the decision to go to Tennessee good move on his part

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Blount is a fucking beast

he’s a 1st round talent that they had for peanuts. You can never have too many backs. Huge for the titans, he’s way better than White was.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dixon was 2nd round talent, but yea, niners did sign him or something but he made the decision to make a smarter move

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can have Ginn on the return game, too. Given how hard pressed the Niners were for first downs last season (sound familiar…?), having a decent kick returning who won’t drop the ball once a game (sound familiar? ha!) could make a big difference. Ginn doesn’t even have to be an impact player. Just competent.

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by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

and look up leroy vann on youtube. Goddamn that guy was a beast on returns, and they got him as an UDFA. He could turn out to be a huge steal.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

Alex Smith isn’t a very good quarterback.

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by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Smith is actually pretty okay!

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

god, I am so looking forward to rubbing this in everyone’s face when he’s good this year.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I couldn’t care less about who the QB is. I haven’t been a real niners fan since I was a little kid and Steve Young was the greatest mormon since… well ever.

I was just excited that they were decent last year. If smith does well, I’ll be happy.

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by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not you specifically

but yeah. I love the hate he’s getting, and look forward to all the back tracking.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not supposed to rub their faces in it anymore. Something about it not being humane or something.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'll just change my avatar

nah

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Coach Singletary will put him in his place.

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to sign him to a minor league deal

and stash him in Fresno

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

This team…..it’s just…..I can’t even…… :(

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by goGSW24 on Apr 25, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

...yeah

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Velez/Ishikawa

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by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez, YES

Ishikawa i’m partial towards… he just shouldn’t be starting when our lineup is weak. The think is, when Huff is out, or in even, our lineup is weak.

by shahbazi3 on Apr 25, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and...

why the hell not. Ishikawa doesn’t help this team.

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think any non-Panda position player...

helps this team… maybe Molina, which is weird to say. If Sabean doesn’t do something we’re all going to go crazy cheering for this team. Bumgarner for Adrian Gonzalez, NOW!

by shahbazi3 on Apr 25, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bowker could help this team

and Uribe is good for now

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BY STRIKING OUT TO END INNINGS!!!!

that’s how Bork thinks.

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by jctGamer on Apr 25, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had an RBI double today.

League minimum Ginats Brassz! (just sayin)

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Apr 25, 2010 5:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

OT -- Canon EOS T2i or Nikon D90?

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by jctGamer on Apr 25, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

D90!

Um, because I bought a lower model version because I have a shit-ton of Nikon lenses, and I’m relatively content with it.

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by grape on Apr 25, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have any lens at all

Starting this thing fresh, and T2i has 18 mega pixel as well as the latest CMOS image sensor technology which intrigues me.

But D90 was something on my wish list for quite awile and maybe the price will drop now that T2i is out…. ARGH CANT DECIDE.

I’m trying to get a decent body and entry lens for under 1K.

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by jctGamer on Apr 25, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

D90

I’m biased toward Nikons.

But Canon does have a better line of lenses.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Give me something ambient to listen to...

I’ve got a shit-ton of work, and just completed my fifth hour of a Tim Hecker / Caribou / Toumani Diabate megamix.

I need something ambient to listen to, help me McC!

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by grape on Apr 25, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Hagans: Animation – Imagination

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 25, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

White people can’t play jazz. They ruin everything!

Actually, this is perfect.

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by grape on Apr 25, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that there is an acid jazz exception to that rule. It’s called the Laswell Addendum.

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by oldjacket on Apr 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was called the Pastorius Correlary…

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by grape on Apr 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is late

but STARS OF THE LID! They are so perfect for studying/working/whatever. Great ambient music.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No this works, I’ve exhausted Hagans and went into a little James Blackshaw / John Fahey sidetrack.

I remember listening to Stars of the Lid during my examination for my anatomy oral exam in 2007ish (god TWSS) so I might have a little ptsd. I’ll give it a go. Thanks!

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by grape on Apr 25, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

mm yes that could leave scars

the album i have is “the tired sounds of stars of the lid”. good stuff

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beat LA Beat LA!!!!

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by Merope on Apr 25, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Tried to start this chant at the Nats game today

No one wanted to join in, and I got glares from the dodger fans.

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by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

poo on the dodger fans.

We’re watching Kings v. Canucks.

Beat LA! Beat LA!!!

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by Merope on Apr 25, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

velez and bowker need to be sent down to triple A please

strike out galore and rally killers, Velez > Bowker, at least Velez contacts the ball…bowker needs an eye exam asap.

DUBfan4life!!!!

by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 25, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man

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by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, when another outfielder is calling for the ball…Velez is sure to make contact with the ball, or the other outfielder, or the wall…

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by Merope on Apr 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

shades of grey

grey turds that is.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is stupid

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm?

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so, Tim.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's not good

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

/doesn’t get the Tim reference

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

o_0

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it a reference to Lincecum?

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

o_0

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 25, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU

It’s a Family Feud reference.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

never watched that show

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

o_0

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that people have these cool formatting things they can do

and I don’t know how!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

can I use age as an excuse?

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

i think you meant Home Improvement

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Apr 26, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Survey says?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Throw the man a rope.

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by Natto on Apr 26, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

SO THE SURVEY’S IS NOT SAYING

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by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game today, sitting on the third base line

I couldn’t really tell, but did the home ump have a really tight strike zone?

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what the announcers were saying. We watched 3 innings on tv and listened to another 3 or 4 in the car, I don’t remember where I heard it… but I heard it.

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by Merope on Apr 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so

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by 49er16 on Apr 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… good game today… took about 3 hours away from my paper to watch it, but hey, still got 5 pages done, 5 more to go, due tuesday. But in my opinion, and i’m pretty sure everyone thinks the same thing, something has to be done about people getting on base at the top of the lineup… no more velez, can’t take it anymore, bring someone up, don’t care

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck it, i’ll get on base more easily than Velez, he can’t even make it to 1st in more than one way

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the paper on?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 25, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Employment law… basically looking up cases and using them to write a paper about sexual harassment, hostile working environment, and retaliation

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

write about ESPN

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, so true

Steve Phillips & Harold Reynolds could be used as examples

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You’re with me, leather”

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys

I’m starting to get the feeling that Eugenio Velez may not be the answer for this team. He fooled me for a bit with that hot start, and I’m still hoping that this slump is only temporary, and he’ll return to that level of performance. If only we had some sort of developmental league that could give me an idea of how players will fare at the major league level…

-Brian Sabean

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by Viliphied on Apr 25, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Velez

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Velez gotta go.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep… Bowker isn’t looking good either, but that could just be due to the fact he never plays

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatcha gonna do when Bowkermania runs wild on you

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 25, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit a seed in his AB today too, just right at someone =/

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by Viliphied on Apr 25, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

happens all too often huh?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bleed orange and black
i bleed orange and black

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by rotorueter on Apr 26, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should probably have a doctor look at that

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by Viliphied on Apr 26, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody check it out

Do we have the least productive OF in the majors? It wouldn’t surprise me if we did.

by BooRadley2785 on Apr 25, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i give you the assstros

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

once lee gets going they'll be better

but right now they’ve gotta be the worst.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's kinda surprising because their OF is much better than their Infield

Lee, Bourn and Pence is a solid OF.

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but they have been shittacular to start the year.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I feel bad for the Astros. They have a shitty major league team, a shitty farm system and a shitty GM.

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they have their shitty GM

for like 5 more years or something crazy.

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by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah they just signed him to a huge extension

I still have hope that Sabes will be gone shortly

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

As a Sabean apologist, I think he has some sort of Master Plan that involves Buster Posey and Thomas Neal and MadBum being ready in 2011 and carrying the team to the playoffs with the youth movement.

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by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

they’re all getting traded. None of those guys will ever play for the giants.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

This is Sabean’s last chance for me. I’ve been rationalizing for too long. But I’m willing to give him one last benefit of the doubt because somehow, beyond all my expectations, he’s assembled some prime offensive talent down in the minors.

Maybe that wasn’t his doing, maybe he can’t take credit. But I’m giving him these next two years to prove, perhaps, that he is “not an idiot”.

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by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so

IMO, Sabean has no credibility. I almost wish he had pulled the trigger on Adrianza for Uggla because, even though we would’ve over paid, that would be "minimizing the damage. Basically I think of all the shitty trades he will/could make that one wouldn’t be the worst.

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He must lose some serious sleep at night thinking about the Lincecum-Rios possibility.

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ricciardi

I can’t believe he turned down Cain 4 Rios. But I think Sabean is calling Kenny Williams to make sure that problem is solved.

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think he made the offer, and Sabes ended up leaving it on the table

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I heard

Ricciardi wanted Lincecum for Rios and Sabean wanted Cain for Rios and they never could agree.

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well my source was Ray Ratto so you’re probably right

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sources were various commenters on McCC

…I think I’d take these guys over Ray “What do u think was in that danish” Ratto

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

there’s never really been a reason to hate them, right? I’ve always been “meh” on them. I don’t like when fans have to root for crap unless it’s a tem I hate

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I have nothing against the Astros

they seem pathetic to me.

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WUZ RITE

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE LOSING ME, SUSAN

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by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: The American Experience tonight

on the Stock Market Crash of 1929.

the Giants went to the World Series 4 times in the 20s.

Correlation?

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 25, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame that CHEATER Babe Ruth*! Manipulating the markets on beer and hot dogs!

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by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE IS YOUR SPAGHETTI MONSTER NOW?!?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

265 comments?

Sheesh

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously the game SUCKED

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We tried to make as many comments in this thread as Matt Cain got of support during the game.

Obviously, we just had to settle for the McCC equivalent.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like the number of runs the Giants are going to score this season AMIRITE?!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good news everyone!
Todd Wellemeyer’s start Tuesday probably will be his last until May 8. The Giants have two days off and are likely to skip the struggling No. 5 starter.

- Baggs

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needz moar

YEAH JOEY, although I’d keep Wellemeyer and move him to the bullpen and get rid of Joaquin (option) or Medders (DFA) so we have a true long man

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

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by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL not going after duchshererererere/penny/anyone but wellemeyer

so is it now just R/L/R/L?

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

A lot of us thought MadBum was ready. I think Sabez did too.

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by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

R/L/R/L/MADBUM

For whatever it’s worth (nothing) I thought it was a baaad idea to start him in the majors, and that was before I knew that his velocity was down.

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't

His lost velocity worried me, I wanted him in Fresno working it out.

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by scout6 on Apr 26, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

More lulz from Baggs

There’s more from DeRosa in the game story. He’s frustrated at his .235 average and that he isn’t having better at-bats. I’ve heard whispers that his surgically repaired wrist isn’t 100 percent.

by DFARowand on Apr 25, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Whispers??

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by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bone Chips in his wrist!

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by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call bullshit on this

As evidence, I’d like you point out that his Line Drive/Ground ball/fly ball percentages are pretty much right in line with his career numbers.

Actually, his line drive % is currently ABOVE his career numbers, while his ground ball is similar and his fly ball is lower.

If he has a hurt wrist, it’s not affecting his ability to drive the ball, and it’s certainly not leading to more ground balls than normal.

The wrist isn’t his problem. His deflated BABIP is.

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by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

CUMPUTERZ DONT PLAY TEH GAME

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

But computerz would probably notice if he was falling off a cliff. He's not.

Nerdz.

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by GiantPain on Apr 25, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's frustrated?

How about us? At least he has a .364 OBP.

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by Natto on Apr 25, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBP!

Does that count towards your OBP?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it counts for the equivalent of a walk. 0 for 0 on AB, 1 for 1 on PA.

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by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he should lay off the first pitch every now and again!

by BooRadley2785 on Apr 25, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching this dodger fan get dropped kicked

makes me feel better

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by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 25, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Dodger Stadium

There’s police brutality inside.

/thumbsup

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by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Rec’d.

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by srpwrd on Apr 26, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

So. Many. Lulz.

Brad Penny didn’t throw a single pitch as hard as he could. San Francisco’s hitters were swinging so early in the count, the St. Louis right-hander never had to…“It’s probably the first time in my whole career I’ve done that,” Penny said
“We’re having a tough time scoring runs,” San Francisco manager Bruce Bochy said. "We’ve been like this for six games. We’ve got to keep grinding. Penny threw well today … but right now we’re not clicking offensively, we know it and we need somebody to come through and get a big hit.

by DFARowand on Apr 25, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THAT SOMEONE IS NOT JOHN FUCKING BOWKER

FUCK THAT GUY, he’s on the bench. Velezy will get hot any day, just gotta ride the vets

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Six Games?

o_0

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 26, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if it was mentioned here

Urban was really going “I told you so.” over and over this morning because of how well his buddy Zito pitched. Was very nauseating.

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by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito always sounds completely disinterested on that weekly show he does with Urban

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't blame Bochy for the loss

I blame those who posted those broom pics last night and today before the game.

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by SFGuy on Apr 26, 2010 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

BROOOOOOOM!!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 26, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone mentioned

that we just faced the hottest pitching staff in baseball while in San Diego (despite how flukey that might be) and a legit top three pitching staff with the Cardinals? Maybe that has something to do with the lack of runs over the last six games. I wonder if Cardinals fans are stressed out that they just lost two out of three and only scored 3 runs for the entire series?

I’m feeling faclempt,I’ll give you a topic… It’s still April, don’t stress out yet. Ok, talk amongst yourselves.

by dogdays on Apr 26, 2010 6:59 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL

the cardinals have albert pujols, matt holliday, and ryan ludwick. We have aubrey huff, edgar renteria, and eugenio velez

one of these things is not like the other. Their team will hit better, ours won’t.

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying that the G’s will all suddenly hit like Pujols once they see lesser quality pitching. But it’s silly to assume that they won’t hit better than this when they’re going up against the middle of the pack.

This was the cream of the pitching crop and the Giants still took two of three from the Cards. Let’s see how they fare against the pitchers that follow Halladay. Don’t be surprised to see a “magical” upswing in the offense when they aren’t facing early Cy Young candidates.

They weren’t quite as good at the plate as they showed in the first week, but they aren’t quite as bad as they’ve shown in the last week either.

by dogdays on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Brad Penny, mat latos, clayton richard, jon garland

what the hell are you talking about? The only pitcher who’s actually that good (wainwright), they beat. And the wins against the cardinals had a lot more to do with lincecum and the Cardinals’ defense than they did the Giants hitting.

They’ve been terrible because they ARE terrible, not because they’ve been facing good pitching. They haven’t been facing good pitching, they’ve just made the pitching they’ve faced LOOK good.

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one is claiming that they're elite pitchers

but everybody has their hot streak from time to time. You can go look at the numbers, these guys are all starting the season off hot, the worst era of the bunch is 3.57 the worst whip is 1.5. We are talking about the #1 and #3 team era’s in the NL. Who cares what the names are, they are pitching with results.

To claim that that has no bearing on the Giants offensive outputs from the past week is silly. And again, I’m not saying that the batters on the Giants are of the elite level but they are better than you claim. They aren’t terrible. They’ve been up against stout albeit, no name pitching.

by dogdays on Apr 26, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I can play with numbers too!

You know why their team ERAs are so good? BECAUSE THEY PLAYED THE GIANTS.

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fyi, they both held their spots before they played the Giants and the Padres still hold their title through their series with the Reds.

The Padres have won 8 in a row, just admit that they are a hot team and caught the Giants when they were coming down from their unsustainable start… it happens.

by dogdays on Apr 26, 2010 12:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol ok

yes, the giants’ offense isn’t terrible. That is stupid, their offense is horrendous, and it isn’t going to get much better than it has been recently

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by bondslegend on Apr 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

hope abounds eternal for some of us.

by dogdays on Apr 26, 2010 7:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’m also starting to think that Matt Cain has some pretty awful luck.

Luck has nothing to do with this. The Giants lineup is bad every night, but Matt didn’t even get the benefit of the normal bad lineup. He got the LOL YOU’RE FUCKED!! lineup.

This was a loss before the first pitch.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I must say I enjoy watching Nate play.

Nate is a gifted athlete who can and does make plays, at bat and in the field. His MLB numbers are decent, though he doesn’t have a lot of power. He is a little like Randy Winn, though he obviously won’t have Winn’s career. I don’t know why Bowker should be playing ahead of Nate. They are both limited, but Nate has “game.”

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 AM PDT reply actions  

I hope he doesn't have Winn's career

dude has never been to the postseason.

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