The Third GameThread
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/sigh
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
LOL @ top of the lineup.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Are we on a scavenger hunt for the runz?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Switched couches and Velez took a pitch! Magic!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL…Flemming: This slump for Velez coincided with Rowand going on the DL and Velez having to play more and more
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
It coincided with Velez playing. That’s about it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
My tuba instructor in college grew up with Penny in Oklahoma. They were childhood best friends.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
For some reason, “tuba instructor” is cracking me up.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
He taught me things about playing the tuba!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
No doubt! It’s just making me chuckle.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
VELEZ DOESN’T MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Sure he does
They just aren’t positive contributions.
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Why is Velez
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
EVEN BETTER: JT Snow: Velez is a great guy to have in the lineup…he makes a lot of things happen
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
strike-outs and ground outs, mostly
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
incisive analysis from J.T.
Eugenio is exciting “without a doubt,” but J.T. wishes he’d get going with the bat.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Exciting in what way? Misplaying balls? Flailing at pitches off the plate? I guess that’s exciting if you’re a masochist.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
C E A
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone who doesn’t vote for Roy Halladay is a moron
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think you could make a case for Jimenez.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yeah, if you’re a moron.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
OK.
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I kid I kid. Jimenez is good, but still I wouldnt put him up with Halladay and Lincecum
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Jimenez is good but Halladay is arguably the best pitcher in baseball. I don’t think you can make an argument that Jimenez is.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Jimenez is like young Randy Johnson. Overpowering fastball, but lacks the finesse to be a Cy Younger just yet. Maybe in a year or two, but even with the no-hitter I don’t see it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Renteria is not having a hard time picking things up. He just stinks
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Freese says, “ICE to see you!”
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BONE CHIPS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Shitty lineup is shitty.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh my god
Why are Velez and Renteria our 1-2. So goddam useless. Pablo never gets to hit with anyone on.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Note to Renteria
you can’t do anything with that pitch
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
PANDA POWER!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PANDA!
Panda is good at baseball. Unlike other Giants’ hitters.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
OT: because thinking about baseball right now makes my suicide gland active,
Has anyone seen an original Space Ghost cartoon? All I’ve ever seen is Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and I wonder about this every time Eugenio comes up.
Where's Perry?
Sigh. Pablo is lonely out there guys.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Ah, so that’s what a hit looks like.
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Poor Pablo
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
well if velez is able to get on base like a normal lead off hitter
well…. maybe we’d get something going
GOOD THING WE DON'T BAT DEROSA BEFORE PANDA
OTHERWISE HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN CLOGGING THE BASES ON THAT DOUBLE GUYS.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
HIJO MIO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Even they like to watch him hit.
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cuz 65% of the time he makes an out. The other 35% of the time the guys behind him make outs.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to not not score
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
On the positive side, Bengie can’t hit into a double play
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
Note: Velez is not a very good leadoff hitter.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 25, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
Note: Velez is not a very good leadoff hitter.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Note: Velez is not a very good leadoff hitter. baseball player
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
RALLY LLAMA
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I love this.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get it. Where’s the llama?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Look carefully.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Follow-up question
Who lets a llama into the camera well?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Drunk kruk
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Redundant
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Barry’s aura of pwnage causes the catcher to phase out reality through proximity alone.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pablo only has 7 RBI
Who do I blame for this?
a. Pablo
b. Velez and Renteria
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
c. Bochy
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda’s gravitational pull stopped that going out…he SO needs to lose some more weight
by sarf_london_niner on Apr 25, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE RBI'S HE IS SUPPOSED TO HIT?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RBIs ARE A VALID WAY TO EVALUATE TALENT AND PRODUCTION; THEREFORE PANDA SUCKS AT BASEBALL AND PRODUCING RUNS. IT IS SCIENCE.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hes batting .348 and has like a .430 OBP.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously a.
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BAH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Seriously, fuck everything.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Maybe the one on the right
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
oh my good lord
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Jeez. Is she like bulimic or something?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
alright
/clicks subject
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh poo.
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Oh. I thought that was gone.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
Having only one good hitter kinda sucks
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
Tag up w/ two outs!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
mmm waffles.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, with Halladay on the hill, it’s gonna be a while til we get another one
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 25, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina is actually the second best offensive catcher on the team right now. Too bad Whiteside has no arm.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, are you saying Whiteside is a better hitter than Molina?
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And that Molina has a stronger arm?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I know, it hardly needs to be said at all. Right?
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
you just blew my mind.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Apr 25, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Who cares?
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My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
The question then becomes, which of our present catcher do you want mentoring Posey once he comes up?
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Pedro Feliz
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
What happened here? I was tricked. your post changed while I was typing.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I ran to the mexican joint down the street in Redwood City and had the displeasure of listening to FP for like 5 minutes. Is there any way we can prevent him from ever appearing on TV or Radio again. I know it is beating a dead horse but the guy is AWFUL
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 25, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
So, if Bengie's such a good lowball hitter,
why does he swing over the ball and GIDP or get under it and fly out all the time?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
MadBum just hit a homer.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This is awesome
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Our swedish hero!
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Better than Heyward!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
When was the last time a Giants player hit a HR?
Uribe in LA?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
Sandoval in the final game in SD.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh thats right. I didnt watch that game.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
And Uribe homered two games before that. Fuck David Eckstein.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
(envelope to forehead)
New panty hose
Someone taking Pepto Bismol
The Giants
(open envelope)
(blow into envelope)
(remove contents of envelope)
Name three things with no runs.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 25, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
I hate rushing guys but why not bring up Thomas Neal…Brandon Crawford…Francisco Peguero…anyone! For God’s sake, this lineup is making me puke up blood.
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
No, that won’t help.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m with jponry here. Much as I hate to say it, we’re much more likely to contend in 2011 and 2012 than we are this year. No reason the blow that apart by rushing our best talent in a vain attempt to add run support.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This is the line I’m in. It’s painful in the short-term, but hopefully it’ll work out in the long-term.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL
we all know all of those guys will never play for the giants
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Any of those guys would be a mistake. Neal rules, but definitely needs more time. Peguero is very raw and doesn’t have any secondary skills yet – he’s pretty much all AVG. Crawford is very much a work in progress.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
LOL OUR LINEUP
2 runs score in the last 18 innings.
They scored 4 runs in a few innings before that – 2 on errors, 1 on a wild pitch, and 1 on a bases-loaded, 2-out infield single.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Mota’s low ERA belies some garbagey looking performances
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
1 k in 6 ip
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Merkin Valdez type pitch selection
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Don't worry
I’m sure he will destroy Pujols and Holliday.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 25, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Mota has some good movement
Next sergio? / Bans himself
Never before noticed that guy taking a shot to the nadst at the very end.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha!
Can someone explain the back story on this?
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on Apr 25, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Staged event for a celebrity game in Korea.
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LOL awesome, thanks.
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on Apr 25, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nice play, DeRosa.
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DUH ROSA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Jesus christ!
Fuck this team
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
TRIPLE PLAY!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
I want Freddy Sanchez back, just so we can have fewer fucking bobbles at 2B.
Yer killin’ me, smalls!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
We are definitely not supposed to win this game.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
oh good, pujols
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Dont worry
There’s basically 0 run expectancy difference between 2 outs no one on and no outs 2 men on.
… right?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Oh come on ump, show some mercy.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
Its ok, because Oakland is leading 10-0 now!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
2 of 3 against the cards isn’t bad, especially when Cain was pitching today.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Finally
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TWO!
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TWO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TWO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THE GOOD KIND OF GIDP!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
DPUJOLS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK YEAH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Sabean wasn’t impressed earlier, but after that AB, he just thought to himself, “I wonder what it will take to get this Pujols guy”
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
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Done.
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Went for it after the fact this time.
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I hate Voltorb Flip.
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It’s so absolutely evil to make you get 10K coins to get the TMs
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I mean, I even like the game. But it takes FOREVER to get enough coins.
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I wish there were still the option to buy coins.
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Okay.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
After talking about this game yesterday with Howie (not Voltorb, but HG/SS in general), I found my old Yellow version in my closet. I’ll probably get the new one tomorrow, but Yellow is a pretty sweet way to pass the time until then.
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9 out 3 runs
thats like .333 runs per out. makes sense
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
Thank God Velez is not in CF today
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
TORRES SHOULDNT B PLAYIN RITE GAIZ
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Are we going to have to take this every time Torres actually does what a decent MLB player is supposed to do?
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by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m guessing yes.
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Yes
because velez can’t even do that.
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Andres "marginally less scary than Eugenio Velez" Torres
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Nah I trust Torres.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s solid on defense. He just doesn’t look pretty doing it.
Remember the play last year where his glove fell off and he caught it after the ball bounced off the top of the wall, lying flat on his back? That’s Andres Torres.
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Why do they play that horrible song here in San Francisco
AAAAND they play it on the radio, too.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
They should play This Land Is Your Land…why do we have to copy the f-ing Yankees?
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The National Anthem is bad enough but to disrupt the game with religious dogma is just too much
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Everytime Torres hits a wall after a catch I cringe
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That commercial was creepy.
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Just got MLB AtBat app for my iPod
Video quality on the free mlb.tv game is pretty good.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
PREDICTABLE
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so predictable it almost doesn’t bear mention even as late-inning filler.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 25, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
SCORE RUNS NOW PLEASE!
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maybe you can say it about this season
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The Giants Way!™
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I cringed when I heard that.
But really, with this roster, what can we expect?
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SO SLEEPY.
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I’m so inured that I don’t even notice the ground-outs anymore.
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Maybe during practice, the Giants count those as hits
and during games they are so befuddled that the umps d not allow this.
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WTP
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well hit, but right into the wind.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
+1
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yeah, just got it
funny
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That’s not a mistake. ESPN Gamecast is identifying hitters who shouldn’t be in the lineup.
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It’s nice Sabean fixed it so Bengie wouldn’t have to bat cleanup again this season.
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by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t Penny throw 98 before?
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
These two out hits are such teases.
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JUGGERNazzzzzzzzz
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2 out hits
way to go. no one on base. yeah….helpful.
do we have any non 2 out hits in this game?
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo did!
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A hit!
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No, seriously.
Schierholtz
DeRosa
Huff
Sandoval
Uribe
Molina
Bowker
Rent
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Swap Huff and Ishi.
Throw Posey in there somewhere.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
No and no.
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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Why do all the hits come with 2 outs?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
It’s with Freddy Sanchez now.
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We can rebuild him...
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Just bunt Torres.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk homerizing
as if the Cardinals haven’t jacked a few that were caught
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL WUT
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Alright, false hope!
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HUFF
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
ok that does not make sense grammatically but whatever
by kingofthacove on Apr 25, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants have walked...
wait for it…
zero times today.
TORRES
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TIME TO GET WET
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at least there are two outs
otherwise I’d worry this team might score
Fuck everything x2
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
/SAD TROMBONE
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You fucking teases.
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Oh good. Another ground-out. Super duper. I will now go and choke a bitch.
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HIT IT AWAY FROM THE DEFENSE
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
GISP
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Not surprised in the least. Wish I was, but I am not.
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LOL THIS TEAM FUCKING SUCKS AT BASEBALL
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Weird, I thought he was a big RBI guy.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
Huff sucks so bad. Barry at least had an excuse in not adjusting to the shift. He was awesome. Huff sucks and so should be doing everything he can to hit the other way so he stops losing hits on ground balls in the hole.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
I don't even know how to feel anymore. I feel like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football..
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DECEPTIVE MONTAGE
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can we just have Torres play CF and forget about Velez?
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Don’t worry everyone! Velez and Renteria are due up next inning!
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Giants offense
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Perfect!
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on Apr 25, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
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when the offense gives you lemons
just fucking suck on them
Make beef stew!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
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STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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…did Kruk just say “Bowel-locker?”
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AffeKt
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Fuckin’ nasty curveball.
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H Y M N S
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VELOLEZ
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LOL
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So
remember that guy gettin paid 6.5 mil this year to play second base? how’s everyone feelin abt his eventual return?
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
Don't talk ill of the dead
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club foot, busted shoulder/knee.
seems like they could have gotten him at more of a discount.
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YEAH!!
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TWO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Holy shit!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, nice play.
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Wait, what?
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
Holy shit, Rent! Web gem?!
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That was cool!
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon Velez
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT EDGAR FUCKING RENTERIA
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/strikes out on bouncing slider
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Earned?
that would be zero
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, in terms of temperature there is this thing called Absoulte zero.
The Giants have Absolute Bochy
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
we need to continue the pattern of Affeldt getting decisions in games he was marginally involved with.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Sorry I keep getting confused
but is the leadoff guy supposed to be someone you want to get lots of ABs? or not a lot of ABs?
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2 runs
wow. it’s not even that many
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
This is a depressing stat:
Giants are 0-5 RISP today and 5-53 (.094) in last 8 games. And 4 of those 5 hits didn’t leave the infield. (from Baggs)
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by coolandtough on Apr 25, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Slow fast guy
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
Velez isn’t even that fucking fast because of how long it takes him to get going. Like seriously, he is not.
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I’ve noticed this.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Loves watching his handiwork.
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Velez doesn’t seem to be very good.
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He deserves at least a nomination
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
or an elimination
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I think hes back in AAA right?
I know Smoak is up, so at least he is not starting anymore.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I WONDER IF RENTERIA IS GONNA FAIL HERE
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Velez watch 2010: .205
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don't worry
if we just keep putting him out there, he’ll rebound. he’s young, and still learning the game. you have to be patient with your young guys
Whoa. Torres is 3-3?
Huh?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
God Renterria is so frustrating. This at-bat at 2-0 he watches a 91 mph meat pitch right down the middle. Any other 2-0 at-bat he will chase some god awful pitch out of the zone.
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Why the fuck does Renteria almost completely spin around after every swing? He looks like a god damn little leaguer
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Sigh.
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2 out hit time!
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That's right, walk away shaking your head.
Fucking bone chips
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Now that our tablesetters have made outs, time for Pablo to get a hit.
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We need to have a protest outside AT&T
We can all make signs that say “DeRosa-Huff-Sandoval!”
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Shocked face
:0
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
Our two worst hitters bat 1st and 2nd. Just amazing. It’s like the opposite of how a lineup should be constructed.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants'
worst hitters hit 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, and 9.
on a side note, roy holliday is going bring a case of beer with him onto the mound tomorrow.
Choppin' broccoli
Oh shit. Pitchers ive never heard of always dominate us.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Check above spelling.
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Bingo.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I got the joke.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Complete game shutout on 65 pitches.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m thinking no-hitter.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 25, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
velez is gonna hit a dinger off him, and solidify his place in the lineup for the next 3 years.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Apr 25, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy should be playing better today
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I knew that was gonna happen
cuz there are two outs.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
i love watching panda take pitches
you can just see him resisting his urge to swing
Atta boy, Panda. Too bad you’ll be stranded.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I like Pablo Sandoval.
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Oh Pablo. I love you so.
It’s a shame you are surrounded by such mediocrity.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
if we didn’t have a couple out machines batting 1-2, we’d have three runs by now.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
LOL PENNY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I will dream forever of a Posey-Sandoval-Neal 3-4-5
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s a dream because atleast one of them are going to be traded this summer for a savvy vet.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
It’ll happen. Of course it will happen after our pitching comes back to earth. But it will happen!
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Bearded guy replaces bearded guy.
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Schierholtz is decent lately.
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Bringing in a reliever? This doesn’t seem like a good idea.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
DeRosa-Huff-Sandoval
NO MORE 2 OUT HITS FROM PANDA
STOP THE MADNESS
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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
It was there...
…until just a moment ago.
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 25, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The results is a foregone conclusion.
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.357
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
Looks like Grant’s cat.
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Thought only my cats were that lazy.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh, Giants have 8 hits, 0 R
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
no walks
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo has 7 of them
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
NICE TRY MOLINA!
But there’s ALREADY two outs! Sucker!
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
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Oh how I love this gif.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants need to score some runs before this pitching staff packs its bags and heads to the Bronx.
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 25, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not amused
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Torres and Sandoval have 6 of the Giants’ hits. Too bad they are in the furthest possible positions away from each other in the line-up.
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 25, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
I don't feel any sympathy.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
MEHDDERS
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The hawk
is probably a more legitimate 4th hitter than molina is.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
MEDDERS TIME
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Oh good, Medders
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
As in “Oh good, Herpes”
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 25, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Meddders? I would rather have the hawk.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CA-CAW!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ahaha
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I was disappointed that the hawk didn’t actually throw the ball. Or carry it over to home plate (there’s a Holy Grail joke in there somewhere, I’m sure).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Lineup for next game:
Lewis, CF
Thompson, 2B
Clark, 1B
Williams, 3B
Bonds, LF
McGee, RF
Manwaring, C
Clayton, SS
Burkett, P
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 25, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
Renteria? WTF was that backhand ole shit?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think it was warranted
Needed to be in a position to throw quickly.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
go back to Canada you hoser.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
incidentally
If anyone is thinking that Bengie may be improved over last year because he’s hitting over .300, check out his April of 2009:
.329 / .321 (LOL) / .592, 4 HR
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
How was his avg higher than his OBP?
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0 walks, a couple of sac flies
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Sac flies and bunts count against your OBP?
I did not know that.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
From my cursory knowledge
Sac flies don’t count against BA, but they do count against OBP.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
If anyone is thinking that Bengie may be improved over last year because he’s hitting over .300
See: Sabean, Brian, and Bochy, Bruce.
ATDHE link is back up.
http://atdhe.net/17311/watch-cardinals-vs-giants
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 25, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
Watching this lineup is like pouring acid in my eyes and then rinsing it out with lemon juice and tobasco
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 25, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh.
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That was close
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
Another bearded guy coming in.
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move to St. Louis, grow a beard
it’s the law.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
I could never move to St. Louis then.
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okay .. .
why not get in front of it, Edgar?
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
How come I dont remember seeing Ishikawa bat this entire game?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOL – me either, now that you mention it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
You probably blocked it out.
Also, fuck Seth Smith.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
RALLYE HYMNS!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
NEVER FORGET
Ishikawa at AT&T park last year:
.349/.400/.535
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
least meaningful set of numbers ever.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
that being said, Franklin is exactly the type of pitcher that Ti could surprise you against.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Meh
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
Atleast he got pulled in the 5th.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Don’t worry guys…that was just the first out. Ishi will get out, too. Then we’ll be cooking.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
Great AB, DeRosa.
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Remember when DeRosa said he would yell at people who swung at the first pitch when the team was down late?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Weren't you saying earlier that you were fine with Bowker swinging at the first pitch because he drove it?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
He has been assimilated.
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more of a guideline than an actual rule.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Trade Cain.
Talented bad luck. :/
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 25, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
Love this.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
What's Cain's record when you gie him 0 RUNZ of support?
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35-2
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Probably not as good as mine.
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 25, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool. 2 outs
Now comes the failed rally.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
Fuckin run
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
and for tonights game, we get treated to Heywardbumgarner
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Hah! A double!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
+10000000000000000000000000000000
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly. I mean seriously – such a shitty offensive team.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
IAWTC
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I pretty much had given up on this game in the 7th. Oh well. At least the Pads and Bums lost.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Meanwhile, Schierholtz continues to pwn. wtf.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
See?
2 outs. I know what I’m talking about.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERNATE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yeah Nate!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
like fucking clockwork!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Here comes the fucking tease.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
Always nice to put your 2nd best hitter
in the #7 spot.
Bork
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If Torres ties up the game, I’ll name my firstborn after him.
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(Maybe)
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Don't say that......
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 25, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Vungo (Feliciano)?
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lol
Torres, single followed by PH fail. Book it
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
oldjacket WUZ RONG!
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LOL
Thanks, Nate. At least you are looking pretty good at the plate lately.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
In the past I would never go to Sunday games because Bonds sat them out.
This game gives me another reason not to go to Sunday games.
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
I’m not going to any games. Fuck paying extra to see Timmy pitch.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh rough call
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
I was right
Vindicated.
:(
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
Oh god damnit
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
/sigh
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
Hard to comprehend that at one time Bruce Fucking Bochy was the fastest sperm in the race
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 25, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
MEHGIC!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
2 runs in the last 21 innings
LOL US
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
0-6 with runners in scoring position.
FUCK THIS TEAM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFUUUU
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa – really bad typo. 5 for 54. And 4 of those were in-field hits.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Okay, that’s not as bad. Meh, but still.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
honestly
you didnt need to correct it, nobody would have disputed the number you originally gave
We all new this game was over when we saw the lineup.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Yep
as soon as I saw 4 – Molina, I knew it was over.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
We all new this game season was over when we saw the lineup.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
We all knew this AND next season were over when Sabean/Bochy returned.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
We all knew this season was over several years ago when we saw what Sabean was doing
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Bowtie, you rank amateur!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 25, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
BONDS IS THE PROBLEM!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad clubhouse guy, distraction.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 25, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
i was kidding
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
so was I
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 25, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we will win, actually
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
I have a lot of faith in Sanchez shutting them down.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Fluke run or two
And a Sanchez gem.
Phillies bullpen is soft, if we can get to it.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
How the hell do we get to it? We don’t make the starters throw all that much.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Frankly, I'm not worried
We literally couldn’t be worse than we were today and for the past few series.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Don’t tempt Murphy’s law.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
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Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
I'm lovin' all the arrested development gifs.
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on Apr 25, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
oh?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Taste the sad, Michael.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Until the next game...
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Next game:
Lofton, CF
Aurilia, SS
Bonds, LF
Kent, 2B
Sanders, RF
Snow, 1B
Santiago, C
Bell, 3B
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
so in this whole 3 game series
The Giants scored 3 runs that weren’t the direct result of errors or wild pitches.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Are you trying to say that this offense isn’t very good?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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We scored 3 runs?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The genius that IS Brian Sabean
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 25, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yet...
In the L.A. series the Giants outscored the Dodgers 18-12 and still lost the series.
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 25, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
Were lucky we didnt get swept.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Rotted corpses of 1927 Yankees
Outhit this year’s Giants.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 25, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks Bochy
Way to pick up your starter who has had no support in his previous outings.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Imagine if Cain got the same run support that Wellemeyer gets.
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 25, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
If the offense is worse this year than last
Do Sabean or Bochy get canned?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
And pay raises
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
new hitting coach. :O
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Bonds?
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 25, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The offense wasn't even terrible today
But the lineup construction sure as hell was.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
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