The Second GameThread
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fuck this team
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
MEET RISING STAR NATE SCHIERHOLTZ
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
CHILL CULTURE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OT - phone talk
I’ve got T-Mobile and want a smart phone. What should I get?
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
nexus one
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
not close
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
iphone
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it’s a different carrier. T-Mobiles coverage is lacking
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m locked in to T-mobile until the end of time.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Doesn't matter
cause your phone service will suck. So will your customer service.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
T-Mobile customer service is great. In my experience, at least. The main selling point.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I had T-Mobile for a while
worst phone service I have ever had.
Started by the fact that I was lied to directly by the guy in the store. Was getting my phone right before the summer when I was going to work at a camp in the sierras. I told him I was worried about getting coverage based on their map. I showed EXACTLY where on the map I would be and told my I would have no problem and their illustrated coverage map was just that, an illustration and not exact.
The phone never had service past Sonora, CA and the camp was another hour past that. I was paying for 2 months of cell phone service I could never use.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ha. My parents still live in Sonora, I certainly get sporadic coverage up there.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
This was also like 5 -6 years ago.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My coverage stopped at the Taco Bell across from the Junction shopping area.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah, the first one I agree with, but I’ve found T-mobile to be superior to both AT&T and Verizon, customer service wise.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
I don’t like this Rasmus feller
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
Repost from other thread: I've been convinced
DFA Velez.
Not so much because he sucks but more because Bochy can’t resist playing him. Today is a day for a Bowker start, but of course not because of dunderhead.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
They’re not going to DFA Velez
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously
if they did, NOBODY would pick him up
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
But he does have an option, doesn’t he? Drop his ass down to AAA.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I think he does have an option but I’m sure this front office actually thinks Velez is good.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOD SOLDIER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it is a real puzzle
I mean, no one is that stupid, are they?
So you see him
As Bochys newest Vinny Castilla
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
yes
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
oakland kicks your town's ass
unless you are san francisco. and stuff. just saying.
speaking of which
I’m trying to remember: what’s the time limit on naming a PTBNL? Just wonderin’ with the Fred trade.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I really dislike this Velez guy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why the hell does Velez keep getting chances with Bowker gets shaftef?
Bowker has a chance to be above average – Velez’s ceiling is mediocrity. BORK’s fetishes are ridiculous.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
EXACTLY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
MATT
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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MATT!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
J.T. Snow keeps saying “heigth.” :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Kruk does that too.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yeah, but unlike J.T., he has redeeming characteristics.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I wish we had Colby Rasmus
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's ok though
Because we got Michael Tucker instead of Rasmus!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Bah.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL SHIRT TAILS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Chasm? He did a funky stutter step thing trying to figure out where the hell to go.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
you are a moron
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Thanks, I think so too
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I’m going to blame Velez for that one.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
Oh shoot.
Mr Sabean: see what happens when you have multiple good hitters? DO YOU SEE?!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I think so
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
WTF, Ken Boyer?
1964
Ken Boyer 24 HR
STL 162 G .295/.365/.489
1964
Willie Mays 47 HR
SFG .296 .383 .607
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Pujols and Bonds
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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This is definitely two of them
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually
there’s four: Pujols and the other three guys
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I’m actually counting 5 guys on b-r: Bonds, Pujols, Schmidt, Musial, and Campanella.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
According to b-r, there are more than three.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
The question never said there were just three, if I recall
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I think Barry was the first to do so, so the other two would be No.
But I could be wrong.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
You’re right.
He was the first (and still the only) to 4, not 3.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Should have been 5. Kent didn’t deserve his.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Bonds had 7, actually.
And I’d say Kent deserved his more than Pendleton deserved his.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
For sure
That was one of the worst MVP decisions of all time.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
worst MVP vote of all time
Deivi Cruz got a vote in 1997 with a .241 / .263 / .314 line.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Meh. Those aren’t serious anyway.
Garvey winning it over Bench, Schmidt, Morgan, and about 15 other guys is seriously an abomination.
I was promised lasagna.
So you’re saying it was a sarcastic vote?
I’m not up in arms about it; it’s just really weird.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I mean
Baggs gave Affeldt an MVP vote. Obviously he didn’t think he deserves it.
I was promised lasagna.
I hate Steve Garvey more than Russel Martin
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
I only remember Steve Garvey as a Padre.
I also only remember Ron Cey from his post-Dodger career, but I do hate him. Go figure.
Also hated: Steve fucking Sax.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I mostly remember him as Padre as well, but going through some baseball history, I’ve cultivated retroactive hate.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Schmidt, Pujols, Bonds
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 25, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Nice play Andres!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Insurmountable lead.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Nice catch, Torres
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Nice play Torres
this is why I’d prefer you on the roster….. as 5th OF over frigging Torres.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
err, over frigging Velez
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
yes, sometimes its difficult to remember who we’re insulting today
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 25, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. New thread. Ha. Ha.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh,
That’s the game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
well, Cained again
2 runs – what does he think this, is the 1927 yankees offense?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This is definitely going to end up being a Criminally Undersupported Start (Neyer’s official version of being Cained).
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I sort of expected Velez to have jumped out of nowhere and snatched that ball in front of Torres
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
that’s how my balls look.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Oo
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It is true that in most cases the left ball hangs lower.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
How long until we sign Jermaine Dye?
I’m not necessarily in favor yet, but if it’s gonna happen, can it just happen?
Where's Perry?
is it a commercial or is mlb.tv being stupid?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
oh nvm
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL – Amy G hitting about as well as 2/3 the lineup.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It's gonna make me choke a bitch
it keeps stuttering
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
He would be better for on the field interviews…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 25, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
GIANTS.
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS RIGHT NOW.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
The offense is offensive
What I don’t understand is after 5 years of this shit, why doesn’t Brian Sabean learn?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
learn? lol.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Dude, it’s harder than it looks. If we had signed good hitters, we never would’ve been able to sign all these mediocre players
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Amy G swingin' the lumber
/better than most of the nerbs here
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
LOLGAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
UGLY UGLY UGLY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 25, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
sigh
BREAKING BALLS BREAK! YOU DONT HAVE TO SWING AT EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE STRIKE ZONE~
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
move to St. Louis, grow a beard
it’s the law
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Great now Rent can't hit into a DP
But he Ks. Dammit. He sucks.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I’m done with you Edgar. You may go
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
Bonds won the mvp SEVEN TIMES
this still amazes me
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
should have 9
Pendleton and Kent took one each from him.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
8 if you include the one he’ll win as the Yankees DH next season
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
uglyfinder found ugly
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I have complete faith in you Giants!
/starts Penny on his Pokemonz
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
I dont think you are in my league.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah. Im in ThirdLeagueAtBest
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA HITS!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GIS for panda hits
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YES PANDA YES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I approve of baserunners
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
Oh boy, a single
I think I’ll wet my pants.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
So where is the double play going to come from
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
again with the swinging at first pitch
WTF man?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yay! Good hitter
I think Sandoval should paraphrase RVDs nickname and call himself “The whole Fuckin’ offense”
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Wait.
Is Molina hitting cleanup?
D:
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
Okay, I'm here.
The Giants can score runs now.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sheesh.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Best cleanup hitter ever
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
JESUS CHRIST BENGIE MOLINA IS SLOW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Slower than last year, if that’s even possible.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Of course it’s possible – he’s older and no slimmer.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
not if you rewind and double speed the replay
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL Skip
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
anyone else makes it to 1b there
except Bengie.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I’m really ready for Buster Posey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TWSS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Russians will land a man on the moon before we ever see a Buster Posey ML start.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
In Russia moon land on you.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 25, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
SLOWEST PLAYER IN BASEBALL
(sorry lexluth)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
BENGIE IS SO FUCKING SLOW
HE BOBBLED THAT BALL TWICE! He could’ve gotten up and thrown him out.
Call up Posey. Something.
yes, a shittastic offense is best cured by hit-and-runs
- make them swing at the rare pitch they would taken! Clearly the route to success.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
At this point I wouldn’t argue with any new method. Have everyone bad opposite-handed. Except for switch hitters, they have to use pool sticks.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 25, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Like pool noodles? Or those weighted sticks you retrieve from the bottom of the pool?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I meant cue sticks.
Cuz I’m a retard.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 25, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW MOLINA
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
sub. ject.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 25, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Irrelevant.
Jaba doesnt have feet.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
RACISTS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hate blue stick figures. They offer nothing to society. Bluebacks.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 25, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
i see Ethier back there, and I don’t like it!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Its like this team has never seen a breaking ball before
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
DeRosa is a really boring hitter
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
watch him go to right and drive this run in…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
/fail
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Hes working the count. Works for me.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve decided that Sabean wins the worst signing of the offseason with DeHuffina
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
feel free to walk here, Mark
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Oh boy.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
PEOPLE ARE UPSET! LOUD NOISES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FIRE SABEAN!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Only when the veterans argue.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
i hope the kids were watching DeRosa
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 25, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He was off the bag
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think he was on
the depressing thing is that i matters.
Oh, and Jason Heyward.
after he caught it
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL now Bochy comes out to argue.
If I were Bowker I am not sure I would want to be on this team.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If I were Bowker I definitely wouldn’t want to be on this team. I’d rather be on the Dodgers. At least they play their youngsters that show promise.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You have no logic.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I don't get this board's obsession with Bowker
He is terrible and is not a major league hitter. AAAA guy like Linden, Ellison, Torcato, Frandsen, etc.
He’s actually done something as a hitter in the minors. Unlike Velez. If your alternative is Eugenio Velez, you’re better off playing anyone else.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And another thing
As soon as you can provide a logical argument for why Velez should play over Bowker, I will take you seriously.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Both of them suck.
No matter who plays, it’s going to be an 0-4 probably.
I just don’t understand why everyone here thinks Bowker is some sort of solution. He was 26 years old dominating AAA pitching. In the big leagues, he hasn’t shown much. Albeit, it’s been a small sample size, he just looks extremely lost at the plate. I don’t know if it’s because he’s “pressing” due to constant fear he won’t play again if he doesn’t get a hit or if it’s something else.
I agree with you that he should be playing instead of Velez, but, in my opinion, both of them suck.
Then we’re kind of agreement. I think. But compared to Velez, Bowker has loads of promise.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yep.
Velez should not be playing, yet he’s leading off every single game. It’s extremely frustrating because he’s maxed out as a player.
Do Sabean and Bochy think he’s gonna repeat that 2 week stretch he had last season?
.216 / .293 / .432
SPARKPLUG!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Who else on the Giants is terrible? I’d be interested to hear your list.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 25, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Tony Torcato’s best year in the minors: .341 / .381 / .461
Jason Ellison’s best year in the minors: .315 / .368 / .459
John Bowker’s best year in the minors: .342 / .451 / .596
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
god
Tony Torcato was an awful hitter
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BETTER THAN C.C. SABATHIA!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Linden had one year in AAA that was arguably better than Bowker's 2009
Of course, it as also his third time in AAA, so.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
The dude completely reworked his approach at the plate last season.
I want him to have a full chance to try out that approach at the ML level, but instead we see some douchebag who has never changed his approach, cannot play defense, and makes terrible baserunning mistakes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, I’m sure he’d love to be behind Andre Ethier and Manny Ramirez on the depth chart.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bill Miller just told Bochy that normally he’d listen, but he has no respect for a man who puts Velez and Renteria at the top of his lineup.
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
by TMOX on Apr 25, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
best line of the day
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
wrecked
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh. Ishi would’ve grounded out anyways.
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 25, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
It seems like I havent seen DeRosa get a hit this whole year. I know he gets them, but never when im watching.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
I can't stand this offense
its a nice day. I’m going outside.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
OK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 25, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you Bochy
You argue if the umps call DeRosa but not if they make a BS call for Bowker. You are a hinderance to the Giants-we would be so much better without you.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Serious Question
Really… what’s the point of arguing a call like that (other than getting the crowd pumped up)? They never get overturned. What could they be talking about for so long out there?
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
YOU SHOW YOU CARE LOL!!! SHOW SOME FIRE!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
START HEADHUNTING!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JUST HIT SOMEONE! I DON'T CARE WHO!
I DON’T CARE WHY! SHOW SOME FIRE!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'd rather
Bork show care by starting the players best suited to produce a win.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
He only comes out to keep the players happy. It’s really embarrassing actually.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s certainly no more pointless than complaining about it in the GDT!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
We are not being paid to not be pointless.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US, BILL MUELLER!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
*grits teeth at mention of Mueller
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What have Giants fans done to deserve this?
Maybe Pat Robertson was right, and God is punishing San Francisco.
Pat Robertson: Never right
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
KKKKain
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL PLOP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Dammit, Pujols again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lazer beam
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 25, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Cain bean poo holes
Like what you did to wright on accident like last time.
That ball was tatered.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 25, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Total p-rod
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Rally poo!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This is why I stay away from large pachyderms at Discovery Kingdom…but really it’s Marine World.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 25, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy
secretly still working for san diego … wonder why they swept us?
Nicely done Cain
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
5 innings, 3 runs
Technically it is possible.
I think. I’m no scientist.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
Man, this series has really given me the desire to trade Holliday from my pokemonz team.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
STFD Holliday!
Phew cain at 98 he can go one more inning, Bork logic
C A I N
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m sure you all had a lengthy discussion about this already. So just tell me… why isn’t Cain wearing the magic socks?
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
ic Penny has magic socks of his own.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 25, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker-Definitely
Huff-Sure, why not
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
What makes this game depressing
is that the A’s have 7 runs. Shit.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
windows can not find "baserunners"
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
/MadBum
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got here from the Nats game
Have we figured out how much money Bochy has riding on this game?
Why else would he try to throw it with this lineup?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
LOLOLOLOL
Giants batters are afraid of fat and scary penny. Come on wtf!!
Flem, you need to sound less excited about long fly balls.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
he's just happy they made it out of the infield
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL WINS FOR PITCHERS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
RISING SUPERSTAR
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
the tweets that show up on At Bat sure are informatie
“ima ganna bea med” #cardinals #sfgiants"
“Pujols does not Hard 90 out of the box no matter what what a lazy @$$”
What does that even mean!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
means don't read that shit any longer.
stick to the real info found here
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Dont worry guys! (Random 5th OF) is up!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
I like how every play call is..Ludwick going back, back…reaches up and makes the catch
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
WHUT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I would be excited about a double but
I know he’s not going to score
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yay 25th man on the roster
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
DO GOOD BOWKER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
mlb.tv is pissing me off
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ok i’m in mexico and was thinking it was the fault of…well, mexico.
wtf?
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 25, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m using mlb.tv, seems to be fine. what’s yours doing?
by commodoregiant on Apr 25, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
it just keeps freezing the video
audio is fine but the video isn’t smooth. And it’s not my connection speed or my computer
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
if we lose this game KNBR is going to go nuts for PH for Cain right here
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
FUCK
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
lol torres haterz
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Damn!
At least Bowker hit it well.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Gah. I hate that. “Well” means it should go somewhere that a fielder can’t get to it so easily.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Sigh.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL KUIP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DAMNIT BOWKER
now we have to live with Velez
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 25, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
MAN THAT GUY SUCKS OUT MAKING MACHINE
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
FIGURES. LINES ONE TO LF …and Holliday makes the catch.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker, we are trying very hard to be supportive, here. Stop fucking it up.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That’s either really mean or an unfortunate choice of words!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Those are the kind of one pitch out ABs that I don’t mind. He hit it hard.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I always mind one-pitch ABs when the opposing pitcher has thrown 54 pitches through 5 innings. I appreciate swinging at a good pitch to hit, but at this point they’re just doing Penny a favor.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
See ya in Fresno, Bowker
/haz a sad
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
GOD DAMNIT. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CATCH THAT ONE AND NOT THE ONE AGAINST THE FUCKING DODGERS YOU FUCKER
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
Sabean is going to DFA Bowker now
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
See? That’s why Bowker shouldn’t play.
/chasm
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Bowker
Gets one AB here to determine his playing time for the rest of the year. No more starts!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Sandoval, Molina (not hitting cleanup) and DeRosa are the only three guys who should be in this lineup. Everyone should get replaced
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
congratulations, you are smarter than a major league GM and manager!
seriously though…
by commodoregiant on Apr 25, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
yesterday they were starting off Bowker with a first pitch fb, then junking him to death. That actually showed a good adjustment.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Javier Vasquez magically sucks when he puts on a Yankee unifom.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Special Agent Vasquez? An agent for all of baseball?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Let’s trade Velez for him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And Randy Winn?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Enjoy your 0-1 record, Cain!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Ooh, more walks than strikeouts for Runzler?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
#4 PROSPECT FUTURE CLOSER!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
THROW STRIKES SHIT HEAD
I remember when you walked in like 3 runs freaking runzler
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Person!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD RASMUS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
RunzKer
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STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freese. Learn it well for it is the chilling sound of your doom.
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
lulz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
favorite line:
Who is this nutball?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 25, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
what the hell kind of garbage off-speed pitch was that?
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Oh Nate...
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Oh, Nate.
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DAMMIT FRED LEWIS!!!!!!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
by jcb9 on Apr 25, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow, rough defensive game for Nate the last couple innings.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Newsflash!
Brian Sabean Demotes Entire Outfield. Only Velez remains, will play all three positions at once.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And runs into himself at least twice an inning.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Rising Superstar!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
I know that's a tough play
but the ball was in his damn glove
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Like when Rowand had the ball in his glove in Houston?
/belatedly cain’d
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
So who else misses randy Winn!?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
This team needs more class
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Yeah, I think this is Nate’s first time in AT&T, right?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Schierholtz dropped a foul ball
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
mmm waffles
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It's ok if velez does that, though
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Do the Giants pitchers even realize that there are runners on base
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Alright, everyone, CHILL
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This is the first gif I have made
I know it is kinda big and won’t run in IE but…mebbe it will bring luck or something. This doesn’t smell like a game where it would ideally be posted at the end…
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, kinda long. It’s hard enough keeping up with the thread – don’t have time to watch a long gif.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hold on, can't watch the game right now.
Half of Wall-E is showing on a tiny rectangle. I love this movie!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 25, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
that just made google chrome explode
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Damn. It doesn’t run correctly in IE, either. Perfect in firefox, though.
As I said it’s my first effort and it is pretty big…6 megs.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the timely updates
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not so fast
Time you cooled your heels.
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SPOILER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Who the fuck do they expect to hit one in to the cove?
The only people who could are Ishi and Panda.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
Didn’t Andres Torres hit one somehow?
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yes
Full list:
Barry Bonds
Felipe Crespo
J.T. Snow
Jose Cruz Jr.
Michael Tucker
A.J. Pierzynski
Ryan Klesko
Fred Lewis
John Bowker
Andres Torres
Pablo Sandoval
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I dont remember Bowker’s or Lewis’s
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker’s was in his rookie season.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
I think Bowker's was one of his first games as a pro
against the Cardinals I think
Lewis's was awesome
Either Kuiper or Krukow had just been saying that Lewis had the power to get a splash hit.
The other announcer that day – I think it was F.P. or J.T. said, skeptically, “Really!?”
And then, BOOM.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
here's the list
http://giants.mlb.com/sf/ballpark/splashhits.jsp
Sadly, when I click the ‘Watch’ links, it just redirects me to a general mlb.tv page. :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
What the actual fuck?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, theyre walking him. I thought it was a pitch-out.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Did kruk just say something about a beer bong??
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ahh ok
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
throw strikes
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
what the fuck?
penny only has 54 pitches?
this sucks..
He knows how to pitch to this lineup.
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step 1: Throw the ball
step 2: Prosper
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw anything other than a fastball?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
kruk was just trying to convince us that an IBB is hard
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Armando Benitez managed to screw IBBs up more than once!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
also
Once, Willie Mays was being intentionally walked – on the fourth ball, he stepped across the plate, swung – and grounded out.
Imagine how much the McCoven would freak out at that if it happened today.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
krukow’s in full apologist mode today…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but its Willie Mays. I would forgive him very quickly.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
this was in Willie's early days in SF
For some reason, SF fans went out of their way to find reasons to dislike him at the time.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
STFD Penny!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
0 ERunzler!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
first two on, Panda dinger
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
RunzKKer
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I WANT RUNS, GIANTS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
alright
score some runs, or I’ll be forced to write my labor economics essay.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
New thread?
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/25/1443850/the-third-gamethread
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Bring up Madbum and bat him cleanup
just hit a homerun against Portland.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Sigh, only having one good hitter kinda sucks.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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