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Post-game thread: Zito dominates again. Wait, what?

Remember when Barry Zito was signed? No, of course not. You went to see Dr. Howard Mierzwiak too. But pretend you did remember. The big concern was mostly this: "A pitcher? For seven years? But pitchers don't last that long? His labrum is plotting a bloody mutiny as we speak. Terrible move."

Nobody imagined that he would be kind of a crummy pitcher for much of the first three seasons. Well, maybe there was a fear that his dropping strikeout rate belied a decline in effectiveness, but if you offered every team in the league a free Zito, they'd accept and plug him into the middle, if not top, of their rotation. Because, hey, free Zito. But he wasn't free, and therein lied the reason for the apoplexy.

The point? This was an "Oh, that Zito..." game like few others. This was a game that made you remember why he was even in line for more than a three-year deal in the first place. His improved control at the start of the year is the biggest reason for his fast start, but don't give short shrift to the changeup. FanGraphs had it as one of the least effective pitches in baseball last year, but if he can throw it for strikes with the movement it had tonight, it would be a mighty fine pitch for a left-hander like Zito.

My god, this team isn’t so bad. The Southern California trip was an anomaly. This Giants team can win through the strength of their starting pitching. They’re contenders again.

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Yay Zito!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
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by 49er16 on Apr 24, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BAR-RY, BAR-RY

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by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito beating WAINO?

Let me enjoy this. yesssss.

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by xanthan on Apr 24, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

And outpitching WAINO in pretty much every way

Against a superior lineup

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ODDITIES!

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by xanthan on Apr 24, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito also raised his K/9 by two tonight!

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe it … or not!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

George isn’t at home

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Apr 24, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

where could i be?

believe it or not, I’m not home!

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by delorean on Apr 24, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, yes. Just yesterday I was having a conversation with a cardinals fan. He was saying, wainwright – penny – halladay would be an automatic 3 game losing streak for the giants. He also tried to convince me that wainwright was better than lincecum because he has a good curveball and he’s hitting .400! (Of course, baseball ref says he’s at .222) Man, I need to find some other baseball fans to talk to.

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by raisingcain on Apr 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito pitched 8 shutout innings? Damn, too bad I missed (most of) this game.

Adam Wainwright threw 86 pitches in the first 7 innings? Oh good, I didn’t miss anything important.

Oh, Giants. If you were a human, you would have a ginourmous muscle-bound right arm capable of lifting Bengie Molina without any effort, and an emaciated, scrawny left arm, skin hanging from the bone.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

And be mentally retarded.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

With an odd love of bamboo on your cheeseburgers

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by DrStankus on Apr 24, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_o

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds a lot like Aubrey Huff

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by RDreamer on Apr 25, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

ATTACK!!!

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

lol FP

I FELT LIKE I WAS PLAYING SECOND BASE FOR THE OAKLAND A’S

AS I DID

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I really like this Zito

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 24, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry Zito no longer appreciates snark.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Apr 24, 2010 8:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

No, no, Flem, last year against the … Padres? When Zito nearly got his first complete-game shutout in his life. The Barry chant was out then too.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Marlins, I think

I was there

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200907070.shtml

if you were interested

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yes.

Warning: loud guy is loud.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that was a nice game. mmm.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got another one in the next Rockies series (the one that we didn’t sweep), too.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Did you see that Pirates pitcher?

He took a line drive to the head. It looked worse than that Joe Martinez play last year.

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 8:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I heard about it. Sounds real gnarly. Any word on his condition?

He was just recently called up too

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by DrStankus on Apr 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's in the hospital for overnight observation

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 8:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

wait what? omg

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by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

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by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I hope he’s okay

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is on mlb site as a "highlight"

ugh, that was not good.

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by DrStankus on Apr 24, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it wasn’t. /shudders/

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by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch!

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by Merope on Apr 24, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

His feet kicking…

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the most awful part for me watching it.

He must have been conscious… :( :(

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than the alternative

getting hit in the head is always bad, but not going out is my choice; implies a lesser impact

by wcw on Apr 24, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that’s logical.

The immediate pain threshold must have been a killer, though.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, did that hit the back of his head?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like the side of the face to me

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by DrStankus on Apr 24, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=7639179

:(

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 24, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, that was just brutal. Poor guy.

by ololo3 on Apr 24, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw the video. Holy shit that sounded so bad, it was so loud when the ball hit his head. Lance Berkman, classy dude he looked really concerned, ran up to him and everything. Shit I hope he’s ok.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 24, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Berkman looked concerned

IIRC last year Cameron looked upset after he hit Joey

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Cameron seriously looked like he was going to cry. I like Mike Cameron, I think he’s a good guy and yeah he was really shaken up after he hit Joey.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 24, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I like Cameron as well

Solid ball player and seems like a good man. I wish we would’ve signed him as a FA

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was rather fond of Cameron Diaz in my youth

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked in the offseason as a FA but as of right now, IDK he’s on the 15 day DL, I don’t remember what happened.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 24, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kidney stone, and then sports hernia (abdominal tear). And Ellsbury is out with microfractures in 4 ribs. Sox are fooked.

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

microfractures in 4 ribs

The Giants medical staff can fix that, just ask Noah Lowry.

/haz sad thinking about Noah Lowry

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best way to cure a fracture is to remove it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it's not broken anymore

well it is, but it’s irrelevant

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cameron was like doubled over at second base. If I remember right, Winn came over to comfort him, since he had been through the same thing. Put one of the A’s in critical condition, if I remember right.

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I remember Cameron doubled over at second

Though I never heard about the Winn situation

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I didn’t know that about Winn but I don’t know it made me like Cameron more just knowing that he cares that much beyond the game. Must’ve been really scary for him too. Cause damn I still cringe when I see that footage of Joey getting hit.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

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by sanfrankid on Apr 24, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that image was scary

especially considering how far the ball bounced.

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuroda was even worse

One hopped off the warning track behind on the third base side. Ground rule double off his head.

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah I remember that

I remember the guy that hit the ball of Kuroda (Rusty Ryal) also hit a walkoff against the Dodgers. That’s a weird coincidence.

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same game?

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

I think they were a week or 2 apart

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball. Not played by robots.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 25, 2010 3:55 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for this.

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by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 4:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're welcome.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 25, 2010 5:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 25, 2010 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

classy

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch, good guy Lance

Ouch poor dude. Did you guys see a giants fan with his giants cap in the stands? Lol @ him.

by waffles on Apr 25, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that too! Wondered if my eyes were playing tricks on me.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 25, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

We noticed it too.

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by Merope on Apr 25, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That eighth inning was really impressive.

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

John Bowker looks lost. Perhaps if Bochy could have just put him out there and been patient, this wouldn’t have happened.

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

You struck out twice today? You won’t play for 10 games.

NO PRESSURE!

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by xanthan on Apr 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps if Neukom had signed a competent GM and that GM hired a good manager…

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its a sad thing to watch.

What is even worse, is that Bochy doesn’t know that he is a HUGE part of the problem. Bowker knows that if he doesn’t put up great lines each and every game, he isn’t going to start.

Velez can suck it up for a whole week if he wants to and Bochy will still have faith in him. It doesn’t make any sense.

by Squire_Boone on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I want him to succeed, his at-bats look awful.

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Bowker should be the starting RF… LIKE BOCHY SAID HE WOULD BE. Now he feels like he has to hit a HR every time up.

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 9:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah I just don't know what he sees in Velez

He is a terrible hitter. A passable defender at a corner but awful up the middle. All he has is the VROOOOOM

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 9:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

and he doesn’t even know how to properly utilize his ONE good tool

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

He’s not good at getting on base or stealing bases.

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 9:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think it's pretty safe to say

that Bowker just isn’t going to succeed with the Giants.

Not all his fault however, as his schizophrenic playing time seems to hurt him and Bochy is rather clueless about that.

But a sub-.200 batting average in more than 100 ABs since he supposedly ‘fixed’ his approach at the plate just suggests that he’s a AAAA player along the lines of Todd Linden.

Maybe he could have been something if Bochy stuck him out there every day, but it seems more and more unlikely that he’ll do much of anything.. Atleast as a Giant.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Apr 24, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But a sub-.200 batting average in more than 100 ABs since he supposedly ‘fixed’ his approach at the plate just suggests that he’s a AAAA player along the lines of Todd Linden.

I disagree. His BABIP in the “pre-fix” season was .299, while his BABIP in the two seasons “post-fix” (73 PA in ’09 and 23 PA in ’10) are .229 and .222.

I think this is one case where the small sample size does invalidate the conclusion.

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Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm.

Interesting point.

Haven’t gotten around to looking at his BABIP, so thanks for the stats.

Either way, I think the spastic playing time is going to make his stats look horrible (even though it’s been bad luck) at that’ll lead to the Giants giving up on him.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Apr 24, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

:(

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy: Huh?

by TGOH on Apr 24, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the difference with the way the Blue Jays are handling Freddie Lewis. Since they’ve gotten him, they’ve played him every day. Starting him against lefties, not taking him out for pinch hitters. They’re also batting him leadoff because his strength is OBP. He’s not doing much so far, but at least he’s getting a fair evaluation.

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by rxmeister on Apr 25, 2010 5:31 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's not like Bowker is the first baseball player who's needed to produce with spotty playing time

Since the beginning of time players have needed to produce when given the chance. Would he do better given more playing time? Maybe so, but from what I’ve seen he’s looking VERY over-matched and easily fooled by breaking pitches.

The more I see, the more I think his “fix” and pitch selection might work at AAA, but not at the highest level.

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by Goofus on Apr 25, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

41 PA
.222 BABIP

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I understand and he think he deserves more ABs

I’m just saying I don’t think he’s the undisputed answer and it’s only Bochy’s fault he isn’t setting the world on fire.

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by Goofus on Apr 25, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that Andres Torres at-bat seemed like dumb luck. I’ll take it, but did the Giants score any legitimate runs in this series? Everything was infield singles and errors!

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by xanthan on Apr 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Even though it was unlikely, that was a legit single from Torres.

So, that’s about it.

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it still seemed unlikely since he tried to bunt twice — missing each times — before hitting a seeing-eye-single up the middle on a curve.

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by xanthan on Apr 24, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still!

It has been known to happen.

Moreso than hilarious fielder’s choices and infield singles.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boxscore, Nerds!

Just as long as it looks OK.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 24, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked baaaad

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was pissed that Bochy used a PH to bunt

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 8:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sac Fly by Huff

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That came after some defensive LOLs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t forget the umpiring LOLs

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice hit by Nate and a hard hit ball up the middle by Torres. Nothing lucky about that run.

by nofreetime on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez played at double play depth for some reason. if he played back it wouldn’t have gone through imo.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I wondered about his positioning on that, too.

by Dan from NM on Apr 24, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a bit odd.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might not have gone through, but

…it still would have been a base hit (no way Lopez gets the ball to 1st to beat Torres) so they would have had no outs with two men on.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but they would have had the immortal enemy of the San Francisco Giant: the runner at third with no one out.

“KILL THE DRAGON, EUGENIO! POP UP OR STRIKE OUT! IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 25, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/strikes out on ball in dirt
//gumby-shoulders it back to dugout

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 25, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

conversation with my dad prior to that AB:

Me: They should pinch hit for Zito, now.
Dad: Are you sure? Can any of their their bench players even hit?
Me: lessee, Whiteside, Downs and Torres?
Dad: Torres. If you you’ve got three guys who can’t hit, at least use the fast one.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 25, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito pwned Albert PujoLOBs

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a great game

 I still yelled at Bochy for using a PH to bunt but, hey the plan worked and the Giants won so I’m happy.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

So that Wilson guy is pretty good

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Good at making me grind my teeth.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he’s throwing more sliders this year. That’s a good idea against hitters like Ludwick, Pujols and Holliday. You can’t just keep throwing them fast balls,

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 25, 2010 5:35 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hooray for Zito, hooray for wins.

I just need to see another game with more than two runs scored (runs that aren’t scored on errors) to get my illogical optimism going again.

by Seasick fish on Apr 24, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres then batted for Zito and lined a single up the middle

LOL ESPN

by DFARowand on Apr 24, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

and I can’t take off my 2-0 Snuggie. THERE’S MAGIC INSIDE!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.

by bigboneded on Apr 24, 2010 8:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

jack handy

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 24, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Handey.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good nick for Aubrey Huff, btw

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awsum

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Deep thought?

by kdl on Apr 24, 2010 8:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Some pitchers on the Cardinals have class

Jaime Garcia, the losing pitcher Friday, was still relishing his first major league hit — an infield single off two-time reigning NL Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum. Garcia doesn’t yet have the ball, but said a trainer is keeping it safe. “Hey, I’ll keep the ball,” Garcia said. “It’s a good memory. And I’ll write Lincecum on it. My first hit comes against a future Hall of Famer.”

by DFARowand on Apr 24, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, he may live.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he hangs out with Randy Winn

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 8:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

No, that’s way too much class in one place

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, Randy and Jeter are on the same team. That seems like an overload of class.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 24, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn is real class. Derek Jeter is just a media creation.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 25, 2010 5:55 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Derek Jeter is a social construct.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Idk I don’t really pay attention to anything Jeter says. But that’s just always one of the first things I hear people say…Oh that Jeter is so classy.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 25, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

people also say Jeter slays dragons, helps poor African children, defends the Universe against Evil king Zarkon from planet Doom, and resurrected the bird killed by Randy Johnson.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 25, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

he only did like half those things

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Apr 25, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aha! I always suspected Jeter was invented by Hallmark to seel more greeting cards.

/shakes fist in vaguely angry manner

by TheLetter2 on Apr 25, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or “sell,” as the case may be. Perhaps he seals them, too.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 25, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Loose seal!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like him

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 24, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SF_Giants
  
Pujols is 1-8, Ludwick 0-6 and Holliday 3-8 so far this weekend against Zito and Timmy’s combined 18 strike-outs

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain tomorrow! Yet I am more confident in Dirty, now.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirty vs. Halladay will be a good one, I think.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mychael Urban waiting for the rest of the media to leave so he can give Zito a happy ending.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 8:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   2 recs

D:

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

+75

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.

by bigboneded on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

even I didn’t want that image. oy.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TELL US!

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gmen got heart to snap back after bum road trip, best P staff in baseball

by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Apr 24, 2010 8:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

KRUK WHAT ARE YOU WEARING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m frightened of the v-neck/brown pinstripe blazer combo…

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinstripes and a V-Neck

PURE CLASS

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 24, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like we win in spite of our management

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 24, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like we win in spite of the mismanagement.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.

by bigboneded on Apr 24, 2010 8:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

NOT A .GIF

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Got to the park at 4:00 thinking, “I’ll get a bobblehead and I’ll catch the Giants BP”. Well, at least I got the bobblehead. That line was epic

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks on 721

1 goal and 20 mins from advancing…

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

oh JT

you don’t belong in the booth

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 24, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

uh...uh...

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT trying to hide in the background thinking “DONT MAKE ME TALK DONT MAKE ME TALK”

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie is a more broadcasty dude.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure if you were being sarcastic in that last paragraph but HELL YEAS!!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Apr 24, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

JT: “He was walking off like… I’m a BAD man.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

IRL LOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kruk

“I AM WHO THEY SAID I WAS!”

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRY ZITO IS SPARTACUS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't care how the giants scored their runs

These last two games were fun.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 24, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I watch this team for the pitching. However they score their runs is fine with me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m in this line

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y yo tamm - bee - enn!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

y yo tambien tambien

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
I watch this team for the pitching, and for the lulz. However they score their runs is fine with me.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 25, 2010 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

After Zito struck out Pujols looking, as he was coming off the mound the expression on his face was priceless. It was like, “wow, I really am worth all that money.”

by The Franchise on Apr 24, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito Smirk™ is Priceless

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 24, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Pujol’s reaction when that 3rd strike was called, pretty awesome.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 24, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPARTACUS!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

lol commercial

“Let’s get our hands a little busier”

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 24, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Mychael Urban talking to Zito?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, remember that time Barry Zito got the win?

That was awesome.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, too bad for the Cardinals…their first series loss of the year. :D

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Gee, that must mean they haven’t been swept yet…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Southern California trip was an anomaly.

I just noticed that the Padres winning streak is up to 8. It’s certainly possible that the Giants just faced them at a bad time (not that that excuses all mistakes or anything, but it’s something to consider).

And I’d have to think that ALL THIS GIDP we’re seeing has to be at least partially the result of some bad luck.

by Seasick fish on Apr 24, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Padres are pretty good.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they could be what everyone said the Reds would be

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 9:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Which was…

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Reds were the team everyone said would surprise everyone

Like a universal sleeper. I think the Pads will be that team that shocks everyone. Also Kyle Blanks is gonna be very scary.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 9:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I agree.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kyle Banks

holy shit. that’s all i have to say

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Headley’s not bad either.

by Hobbes2d on Apr 24, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

He’s good.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking this is possible, but I don’t know it really depends on if Adrian is still with them after the trade deadline, him and Bell.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 24, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if they keep winning

they’re not trading Adrian or Bell. It will be interesting to see what they do if they’re .500 in July

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I coulda shoulda woulda, etc.

Kevin Correia. D’OH!
I remember being really high on him after he finished ‘07 with something like 6 quality starts but ’08 didn’t hold up.

Now for some reason the angst at having another discard succeed is oddly balanced by satisfaction for his general success.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 25, 2010 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked him

Kevin “Ain’t got no love, no love you’d” Correia

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think their pitching staff is sustainable going into a late September run. It’s essentially a staff without an ace

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 25, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

SF: 79 RUNS SCORED (T-LAST IN NL WEST)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so surprised

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that said

+28 RUN DIFFERENTIAL (2ND IN NL)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just about to say this

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 24, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWIS!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 24, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are tied for last in the NL west in runs

Remember when they were tied with the Dodgers for runs scored? Yeah….

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 24, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

JT: save me Kuip … I’m babbling here …

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN SHARKS THREAD!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

oh crap

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck fuck fuck

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk’s blazer/v-neck combo still frightens me.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, before this game, the Giants had a team ERA+ of 157.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That's kinda good

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 24, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

5th Shutout of the year – 04/24/10

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what mediocre veteran will we trade for at the deadline?

by DFARowand on Apr 24, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim Edmonds?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 24, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 24, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casey Blake?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 24, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Chavez?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 24, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Cust

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 25, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

dye

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Dunn.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mo Vaughn.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garret Anderson

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Paul Konerko

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this may actually be a good idea

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 25, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should trade for Willingham

And have Bowker as the centerpiece of the trade.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be nice

Can’t see Rizzo making that deal though. Bowden, maybe does it.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

We have some bullpen depth down in the minors, and the Nats bullpen is fucking awful. Send Pucetas or Sosa or Yeah Joey or some combination thereof over too.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love to send a package of Pucetas/Sosa/Bowker to the Nats

but sadly, I think this will turn out like Bowker/Guzman/Frandsen for Sanchez hope from last year. I literally have 0 faith in Sabean to make a good deal.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPTIMISM

No prospects will be given up, and Buster Posey and a healthy Freddy Sanchez will be our difference-making mid-season acquisitions.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 25, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

healthy Freddy Sanchez

by sfoakbay on Apr 25, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very glad I decided not to bench Zito 4 Pokemonz.

And take that! Everyone who told me I should have…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 24, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to know what Kuip was going to say.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

“It’s too weird”

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Apr 24, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

87 mph gas

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 24, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god Radnich shut up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

This is pretty much always an appropriate comment.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 24, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, how does this guy still have a job?

by randolphforpresident on Apr 24, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHARKS!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Flemming is saying after the game that we've never heard the Barry chant

about Zito… but I could have sworn there was at least once last season we heard that for him! Am I tripping?

by Eric Remer on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

see thread above

last year vs Marlins
last year vs Rockies

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not tripping, just not reading the thread. ;)

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

goal

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Gooooooooal!

Sharks Avs Tied at 2!

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

DAN BOYLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

shut up radnich. shut up fp.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAL!!!!

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 SHARKS!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 24, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

PAVS!!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

PAVELSKI!!!!

CLUTCH MOTHERFUCKER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LITTLE MOTHER FUCKING JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 24, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This hockey sport is pretty exciting.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 24, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/Grant leaves McC to make Sharks blog to compete against Fear the Fin

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just tell me who the Eugenio Velez is of the Sharks, and I have material for the first month.

Seriously, though, I’m not sure if I know what it’s like to follow a team that has all sorts of talent, contends year after year, but never wins a championship. Maybe the Sharks aren’t for me.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 24, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kelly Kisio

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 24, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is that they're all Pedro Feliz

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

they lose tragically in the 1st round

and have not won anything. So in that sense, its totally normal.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 24, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Falloon Chrocicles

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOAL!

Sharks up 3-2!

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Apr 24, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Give Cain some of that Kool-aid Zito’s been drinking!

by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Apr 24, 2010 9:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Handey.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

??

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKAY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Sharks keep playing like this, they will be around for a while.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

My god, this team isn’t so bad. The Southern California trip was an anomaly. This Giants team can win through the strength of their starting pitching. They’re contenders again.

Ha!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 24, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re losing me groug!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where the Giants play surprisingly well, winning on two-out hits, broken-bat singles, and maybe a balk or two. This is where Jeremy Affeldt comes in with five runners on base and gets a quadruple play. This is where the Giants exhibit a patient, measured approach against Adam Wainwright and knock him out before the sixth inning. This is where Matt Cain gets more than three runs of support.

And at the end of the series, we’ll look back and think, my god, this team isn’t so bad. The Southern California trip was an anomaly. This Giants team can win through the strength of their starting pitching. They’re contenders again. I’ll forget I even wrote this and get excited about baseball again.

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/23/1439451/giants-cardinals-series-preview#storyjump

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 24, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRANT HAS FIGURED OUT THE PATTERN OF THE UNIVERSE

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 24, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODLY OVERLORD

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like he was hoping we would forget, just so could reuse the line. GRANT I GOT MY EYE ON YOU YOU SELF PLAGIARIZING BASTARD

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Apr 24, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh...

I can’t wait for the Jamie Moyer 79-pitch shutout.

Hitting 74 on the radar gun but hitting my spots.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Apr 25, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

no snark? grant isn’t himself

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

His winning post-game threads have been largely snark free

And the snark in the losing threads is strangely comforting.

I like nuevo Grant.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Apr 24, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito's changeup isn't that great...

but it gives him another weapon to play mind games with, which is his strength.

by Eric Remer on Apr 24, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like to say...

I just started posting here this season (maybe less than 50 posts) after watching most of last year. Ya’ll are entertaining…

…and I logged on to the game thread today in the 8th…

I’m just saying…

Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.

by slurpster03 on Apr 24, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SO YOU ARE NOT SAYING!

/in b4 lars

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

im a pretty wicked noob too n i gotta agree

by slackersphere17 on Apr 24, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

get used to the memes

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y'ALL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer has absorbed Zito’s suck or something.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So you're saying he's a suck sponge?

If true, that is a very good talent to possess, imagine the possibilities.

by nofreetime on Apr 24, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEEP HIM AWAY FROM TIM!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is why we needed brad penny

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was Penny’s signing price for the Cards?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

$7.5m/1 yr

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have done that and not signed Sanchez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that would have been nice.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Penny didn’t want to be here though. I heard something like…“If he was 20 years younger he would have stayed with the Giants, but he feels he’s running out of time and wants to get to the playoffs.”

Ha-ha on him when the Giants make the playoffs and the Cards don’t!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 24, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bookmarks comment

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that too. I also read somewhere that he wanted to work with Dave Duncan and he wanted to play for the team he rooted for as a kid (i.e. the Cards).

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In general though

I would have rather spent ~$7 mil on really making the rotation awesome rather than on an injured second baseman

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but I think there were much better moves out there than both of those.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to seem like I’m huffing my own farts, but if the Giants gave me $7M to make this the greatest fan site in the history of the internets, it would have been money better spent.

/posts from yacht with wi-fi

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 24, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could have just thrown the $7 mil down the toilet and it would have been money better spent

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but back to my idea….

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 24, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant better than your suggestion :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, Mr. Brisbee, sir, there seems to be five motorboats with well-armed Somalians heading our way. What do we do?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Captain Brisbee

Though Rear Admiral might be more appropriate given his following

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Apr 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

five motorboats

That armed group is named “Rally Christina”

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to seem like I’m huffing my own farts

Well, this would be a change from Howie huffing your farts.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Aubrey howeing my farts. Trust me.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 24, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

since most of would rather have

given the money to charity and not signed Sanchez, this is damning with faint praise

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

More like a parasite.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we just have to launch Wellemeyer into space to prevent the suckpocalypse

by Rdubya on Apr 24, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/black hole

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck might be restored then

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he said he was going to sign with a team in June or something.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum
Barry Zito
Matt Cain
Jonathan Sanchez
Pedro Martinez

What. The. Effing. Crap.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joakim Woah!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Litany of Whoas!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woe

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woe is the Giants offense

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hells yes.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 25, 2010 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 9:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

sand man

watever happend to the big sandowski

by slackersphere17 on Apr 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Korea.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito is fucking dominant, this new improved slider of his is straight up dirt nasty

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Apr 24, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Lakers get blown the fuck out. Come on Sharks finish this night off.

by DFARowand on Apr 24, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

it almost ruined my night, but Zito was just so friggin sweet

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Apr 24, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Schmidt used to make me ecstatic with his combo of velocity and location.

RJ the same. I guess I have a greater sense of comfort when a pitcher is consistently mid 90s, and fear for an offensive drubbing with slower stuff. But when a pitcher succeeds at pitching as opposed to hurling, i.e. Maddux and now Zito (Or is this just him finding his Oakland command again?) it seems like more of a unique accomplishment.

I just hope he holds form for awhile. Like, oh, the duration of his time with the Giants.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 25, 2010 4:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

6 mins to go

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Considering I irrationally liked the shitty Zito, I’m loving this version.

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 24, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the same boat

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Apr 24, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy: "Dammit, we might actually win this game."

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy: :DDD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's like our real mascot

who also happens to be the shiznit.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude is a good teammate. Ditto Panda. :)

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

pillars of greatness.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 24, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy next to him looks very pleased

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS HIS WIFE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-(

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hes one of those guys in the background of every picture

i thought he looked familiar, so i went through last years opening day album and sure enough…

by BustyPoser on Apr 24, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s GiantsRainman?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 25, 2010 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

IS THIS A SLANT EYES ALL LOOK ALIKE JOKE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really think its the same guy.

but if not, then i guess, ya, it kinda was. oops.

by BustyPoser on Apr 25, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm playing with u. I make my own slant eyes jokes all the time.

it’s one of the bonus being azn

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by jctGamer on Apr 25, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

"One of the"

There’s more than one?

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by srpwrd on Apr 25, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 25, 2010 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flip Night?

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must needs be green.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what this is, but it’s awesome.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 24, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of an Aphex Twin album. CD.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 25, 2010 4:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny

There’s not enough pixels in Timmy’s head to cover Bochy’s.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of OT

But I like it better when Nate wears his pants up and wears the long socks.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 24, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Normally I prefer the "baggy" look

but there are 3 exceptions IMO: Zito, Nate, and Cain

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

This. I like the high-socks look in general, but those three men sell it like no others.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 25, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I like the high socks look too, I always have. I don’t know I think it just makes it look neater or something. I liked when Timmy wore them a few times.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

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by sanfrankid on Apr 25, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

IMO

timmy looks better rockin the baggy look. Just “fits” him better for whatever reason

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by bondslegend on Apr 25, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

makes him look bigger

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by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I agree with this statement, but I wonder if it’s because we’re so used to seeing it on him. It’s hard to picture him any other way.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 25, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

same case with a lot of others, like pablo, huff, bengie, etc.

by sfoakbay on Apr 25, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

In addition

I’m not sure why, but he looks better in the road grey. More contrast with his skin or something.

Zito in home cream with Teh Magic Sockz is very nice to look at (especially while his ERA is under 2.00)

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 25, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 1/2 minutes Sharks

by DFARowand on Apr 24, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

159 seconds

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

106!

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This is exciting.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN’T STAND THE PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/runs around room screaming

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by Merope on Apr 24, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP JOE ANGEL!!!

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by Merope on Apr 24, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

EMPTY NETTER!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Empty netter FTW

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 24, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone else subscribe to the awesomenessish that is Tim Kurkjian?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 24, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He sounds like Scooby-Doo

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 24, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Round Two!!!!!

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

EMPTY NET

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck ya! Second round here we come

by DFARowand on Apr 24, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes! Yes! Fuck yes!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

To top off this great night, I’m off to the hot tub with my way too hot for me girlfriend!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 24, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO-HOOO The Sharks made it out of the first round!!!

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by Merope on Apr 24, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s unpossible but true

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by shanghaijim on Apr 24, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The universe has not exploded.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow…it’s been a long time since we won something in the Bay Area. Warriors don’t count.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

AmyGGiants
  
#sfgiants Uribe is day to day w/stiffness in elbow. DeRosa was icing left elbow after gm and getting it checked by docs.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So who's the third shortstop?

Downs?

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by groug on Apr 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie!

HE PLAYED IT IN COLLEGE THEREFORE HE CAN PLAY IT NOW

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by groug on Apr 24, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus this allows Bochy to get Eli Whiteside’s bat in the lineup.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

With nate at third, velez at second, and huff at first. Worst infield defense in history!

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 24, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker at first

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres LF
Velez CF
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
Molina C
Renteria SS
Schierholtz RF
Downs 2B
Pitcher

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL injured again

/knocks on wood

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would guess we would call up Rohlinger

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing we have Frandsen and Bocock and …oh… wait…

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by Merope on Apr 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still dont miss them.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 24, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

which makes me wonder: has anyone ever tried to swing a bat with one hand in a baseball game?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

might be an improvement for velez

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 24, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did when I was in little league lol. I struck out.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 24, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than GIDP too!

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you mean like a forehand tennis swing but w/a bat?

i’ve done it… would be pretty hard to hit a major league pitch and have it go anywhere though :P

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 24, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Jim Abbott ever have to bat?

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by Merope on Apr 24, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a great comedy bit I can’t place about insulting some guy because he would hit worse than Jim Abbott.

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by grape on Apr 24, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh it's from How I Met Your Mother

The one with Marshall and the charts.

Marshall calculates Barney’s batting average with girls in a given year and find out it’s lower than Jim Abbott’s batting average.

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by grape on Apr 25, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

2 hits in 1999!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

He tripled off Rick Reuschel in spring training when he was a rookie, and I saw a video of him hitting an opposite field HR in high school. He swung the bat with one hand (obviously), but he did use both arms, using the end of his handless arm to guide the bat through the zone.

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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 25, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

I’d love to find video

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BONDS COULD!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a one-armed ball player during the war years.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pete Gray

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 24, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, was everyone at today's game or something? only 600+ comments for the game thread?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 24, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

i was at the game… excellent outing by zito.. the barry chants were awesome.. and it was great that giants actually got him the W

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 24, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were three threads.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

About 2200 total in all three threads

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by groug on Apr 24, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. okay my mistake. lol

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 24, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

How why can't our lineup look something like this?

DRo LF
Huff 1B
Panda 3B
Uribe 2B
Molina C
Schierholtz CF
Bowker RF
Rent SS
Throw Strikes Giants P

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

*Why can't

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The positions of the hitters can be changed, but the fielding positions are what I am wanting locked.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, that was where I wanted them too.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like uribe cleanup

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 24, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That puts Molina one injury away from it.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That line up is too logical

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

There will be no logic in the Giants locker room!

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not magical enough.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not logic inside!-Bork

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET DEROSA AND HUFF IN FRONT OF PANDA

I really don’t care how they do it. I don’t. I am so tired of Panda getting 2-out no-one-on hits.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

deckchairs

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 25, 2010 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that game a lot.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope you got your bobblehead!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep!

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, maybe not so much.

I am likely getting a Posey bobblehead, so.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it a fresno promotion or something? I want a posey bobblehead very much.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Grizzlies vs. SkySox on July 31st.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHEVRON

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Awesome.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool!

I only have B-Weez from last year.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those lines were insane

but I expect them to be topped by Lincecum Bobblehead Madness 2010.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 24, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah, I'm out of town for that

But I’m going old school, got tix for the DiMaggio and Willie BH games.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, seriously, when is that again? I’ll mark that down as a game NOT to go to…

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by Merope on Apr 24, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

July 17th

and the line’s probably forming now

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 24, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be going but I don’t give a damn if I get one or not.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wutz a sharks?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 24, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm taking credit

I took my two little girls to their first Giants game tonight. We didn’t get a bobblehead but we did see a Zito 10 strikeout performance.

Go Giants.

by slcgiant on Apr 24, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm taking credit because of this

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was used for the second thread!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

_

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol. Speeding it up makes it look like he was tweaking.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for hilarity

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it all back after today Zito!

I’m sorry I ever doubted you earning your money!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 24, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 25, 2010 4:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

wow

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Just watching the highlights

that pitch to end the 5th should be outlawed. Oh my god that was the nastiest pitch I’ve ever seen

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic Zito was epic

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad I missed it

but I had a good excuse- was at a brian regan show. If anyone gets the chance to see him live, you will not be disappointed.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB - TV archive is ON!

Oh, you BET I am.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd time through - boy, he made Holliday look positively Velezlike.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 25, 2010 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZZZ 4 HOLIDAY?

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by srpwrd on Apr 25, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

I saw him live a few years ago. It was great.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird

I just mentioned him in another thread like 3 hours ago.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 24, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah very nice

and killin em softly makes me literally roll on the floor every time I see it.

“I want dat purple stuff”

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love pujols’ reaction at the end of the 6th

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woh woh ESPN is giving a lot of time to Barry Zito. Unfortunately its JP Riccardi talking

by DFARowand on Apr 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It's the socks

also, LOL torres haterz

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

VRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES FUCK YES

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 24, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got a definite haters gonna hate facial expression there

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

--

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pokewalker!

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t tell what’s out for the walk, though.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

By the way, y’all have convinced me. I’m getting the game next week. AND I’M AN ADULT. SUCK IT HATERZ!

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by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pokewalker is frustrating

You NEVER get the Pokemon Group you’re hoping for

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/doesn’t understand
/it’s been like 8 years since my last foray into Pokemon.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pokewalker is brand new. It’s an accessory!

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by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’ve read a little bit about it, but I don’t understand “getting the Pokemon group your hoping for.”

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by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. When you send a pokemon to the pokewalker, you choose a path to walk. Each path has 4(?) different groups of pokemon. Each group is made up of 4(?) pokemon. Some have unique moves. Some you just need the pokewalker to get. When you go to a path, the group you get is selected randomly. So if you want a particular pokemon and go to the right route, you still only have a 1/x chance of getting the right group.

Something like that.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well thank you.

/will suck at this game at the beginning.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just trying to get special Pikachu.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Surf or a different one?

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by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any one would be cool. Surf, Fly, Volt Tackle. I have a lot of walking to do though.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yellow Forest event is over, right? I didn’t get it because I didn’t care. Every now and then it seems like it would be cool to have one of those pikachus, though. I do have a shiny Raichu with volt tackle, so that eases things for me.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so

If I get any, I’ll trade you some.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized I should be able to go to the Border’s by my house for wi-fi, so I’ll be able to friend code you soon! I can’t believe I didn’t think of that sooner.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a new pokemon out?

I stopped playing when gold and silver were out. but, my 7 year old brother has one for DS that I’ve played a little. (Ruby possibly?)

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are making me want to play original pokemonz

Red and Blue are the only ones I’ve ever owned.

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

SoulSilver and HeartGold

and they rule

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Gold and Silver are now out.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those have been out?

Just checked the Pokemon wiki
On April 9, 2010, the Japanese website updated with the titles of the versions as Black and White, and announced a Fall 2010 release date

Black and white? really?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 24, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. We won’t see them stateside until sometime in 2011 though.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s in honor of Michael Jackson

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by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

hard to tell from the left field view level seats...

but the throw to 2nd during 8th, he looked way out.. what’d you guys see on TV?

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 24, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez missed the tag.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 24, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ball was there …. tag was not.

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Apr 24, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the PSA in the sig

Teachers gonna teach.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 24, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to the game tomorrow!

Woohoo! I’m liking Cain to keep the mo rollin’ and to post a damn win. And here’s hoping we get a perpetuation of the LOLCards, because that’d be fun to see in person.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 24, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CARDS FANS
how do u guys let the worse offense in the league beat u guys

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by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

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by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

U ded dawg.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

…wait for it…

…at least they’re consistent.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 25, 2010 4:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

GET A BRAIN MORANS

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by rotorueter on Apr 25, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

lets see how long the good zito lasts.

Two of the 3 hits off of him were of the infield variety. But a couple of times during the game he seemed to just lose it, but unlike the past he gathered himself, came back and did the job. A little more efficient and he could have had a complete game shutout.

by bradleybear on Apr 24, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This staff is goofy with the strikeouts.

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by iammclovin on Apr 24, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ks -

Lincecum (4 games) – 32
Zito (4) – 29
Sanchez (3) – 27

That may be good for 3 of the top 10 in the MLB.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I see ESPN corrected it, they had him at 19 through 3 games earlier. Makes more sense now.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say

I didn’t think there was any way zito only had 3 fewer than timmy. Still pretty good though

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez

Is your glass half empty or what?

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by Goofus on Apr 25, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Kick Ass today

it kicked ass

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Loks lyke kid movie.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

like the pokemans?

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by delorean on Apr 24, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rated R kid movie?

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/14/1422004/another-kind-of-movie-thread#34683106

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by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

:p

:p

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado game at home

still #1 for me

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rent Grand Slam?

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he means the one where Zito had a SHO until an HR by Tuloshitski in the 9th.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate how the two players i covet most, tulo and kemp, play for our biggest rivals.

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 24, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike Tuloshitski with quite a bit of passion.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was Barmes.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Tulowitzki because he’s good.

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's easy to covet

when you have Renteria as your starting SS

by GrooveGiant on Apr 24, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's easy to covet

when he hits more HRs as a shortstop than the highest dingerz total on your team

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he's easy to hate

When he acts like a punk sometimes

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

As I have said before, I took immense pleasure in watching him choke and slam his bat down in consecutive games in the NLDS.

I was all, “Where’s your mojo now, Rockies?!”

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand. I’ve become quite a fan of the Phillies during the last 2 postseasons.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t to but you have to considering the NLCS opponent.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

And the NLDS last year, too.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies are an exciting team to watch. I think there’s little dispute (outside of Colorado and ESPN) that they have the best roster in the National League right now; they’re the team to beat. It’s just a shame their pitching is such a mess right now.

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. If they were in our colors I would respect them, but you know the drill.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I’ve never coveted a Dodger. When I played fantasy baseball, I refused to have Dodgers on my teams.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line

Never had a Dodger on my fantasy team, never will.

by GrooveGiant on Apr 24, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I played fantasy baseball (I’ll probably start next year), I would refuse to have Dodgers on my team

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by goGSW24 on Apr 24, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you will never be a Pokemonz master

What if you refused to have electric type Pokemonz? That’d be silly. Having Dodgers on your team is great because if they are good, you win. If they suck, the Dodgers lose games. You can’t lose!

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by RDreamer on Apr 25, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Electric type pokemon are cool, though.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er, duh, Zito moment.

/sets course on the failboat

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was playing with a sizable lead if I remember correctly. I am sure most would get greedy.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one?

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200908290.shtml

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god yeah I remember it now. It was 5-0, then the HR, then it took like ten minutes and 2 more runs to get the rest of them out.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was mightily upset, too

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry? I didn’t see it on TV but I remember remarks about him being angry about being pulled after that.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah I remember watching that game. Yeah he was pissed when Bochy came out to pull him, I don’t remember if he argued with him but when he gave the ball to Bochy I remember commenting to my Dad about how angry he was.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

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by sanfrankid on Apr 25, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoah, temporal context.

Now the “I deserve the game ball on Opening Day” stuff makes more sense. He’s been pouty for awhile!

Sorry, Zeets, you’re just finding yourself at the wrong time.
And on the wrong staff.

Bitch, innit?

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 25, 2010 5:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well he’s still the number 2 guy in our rotation so he should at least be happy at that. But he really can’t expect that given our staff, maybe on another team.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 25, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

8.1 IP

Got one out in the 9th, gave up the homer, and then got pulled immediately.

Crowd still loved him something fierce.

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was pretty hot against the Rockies all of last season right?

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t rememer the stats now, but yeah, he does well against them.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

.95 ERA in 4 starts last year.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make that ridiculously well

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 GS, 28.1 IP, 4 R, 3 ER, 18 H, 2 HR, 9 BB, 24 K

ERA: 0.95 | WHIP: 0.973 | W-L: 2-20

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

…Er, 2-0. 2-20 in 4 starts would be problematic.

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. Dude liked facing them.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

more IP than Timmy

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

^^ignore

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, that was actually Hawpe that hit the HR.

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that one. This guy was in front of me.

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by iammclovin on Apr 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, everyone has their first game, eh?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 24, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a neat pic

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is that, a stack of empty beer cups?

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 25, 2010 5:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Looks like $200 worth of beer. Some were his friends though.

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by iammclovin on Apr 25, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like this game

Also, suck it, Nate-haters.

Naters?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
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by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate-sayers

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this game too.

Too bad I fell asleep during the third period of the Sharks blowing past the skating Andersons.

by L-Nova on Apr 24, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neigh taters

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 24, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he still sucks

Him being on his little hot streak doesn’t change that. He’s still a hack and a terrible offensive player; those two things will probably never change.

by superk1ng on Apr 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I don’t think he sucks. I think he’s a good 4th OF. He’s not a starter though.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

well yea, that's what I mean

He sucks if he’s your starters, but not if he’s your bench player. All of his value comes entirely from his defense.

by superk1ng on Apr 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I agree with that

He is great to have as a 4th OF-Good defensively, good speed. But playoff teams don’t have guys like him as starters.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

predictable

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

High standards

Nate’s MLE’s from his 08 season in the minors were .279/.309/.491.

Sure, we all wish that OBP was higher, but we could sure as hell use that SLG.

And he’s still young.

And it’s not like he was completely terrible last year.

And his defense is great.

He doesn’t suck.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda interesting
Sunday starter Brad Penny, who finished the 2009 season with the Giants, Chris Carpenter and about 10 other Cardinals received a private tour of San Quentin State Prison on Saturday morning after Penny arranged it

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

See…this I find offensive.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t know the context behind the visit, though.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found this:
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/cardinals/story/1EE5E107FF5A9871862577100012165E?OpenDocument

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you express yourself…at all?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 24, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The American prison system is grotesque and incestuous. It doesn’t fix anything, it just makes them worse. People go to jail for non-violent crimes and get completely fucked over. They come out, can’t vote, can’t get jobs and so often turn to crime. It’s a failed institution and going for a tour of one is really sick, in my mind.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heck with the baseball players touring it. Maybe a little high security prison tour should be required of all NBA/NFL rookies. What was that show way back when? Scared Straight?

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by Merope on Apr 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL…good idea.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, take heart then that states are reevaluating the cost of all that knee – jerk imprisonment.

/lawls at “Three Strikes” shoplifters, potheads, etc.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 25, 2010 5:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, P-Eu, you would have loved the slogan on the trailer of the masons at a DUI prison jobsite I worked on a few years back.

Sun Masonry
“Building Prisons Across America”

Makes you proud of our status as leader of incarcerations among developed nations.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 25, 2010 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh. You realize that San Quentin is a maximum security prison, right? As in, this isn’t drug offenders and white collar crooks. These are violent criminals.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s also a Giants-supported baseball program over there.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah this isn't a white collar resort. This is federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

/Office Space

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 25, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Qualified agreement

It’s not just a failure for those imprisoned for non-violent crimes. I’ve done course work inside one of New Jersey’s high security prisons. There are men in there who committed violent crimes 10 to 15 years ago who are rehabilitated against all the odds but the system has no way of identifying them and returning them to productive life. It’s a small minority, but it adds up to a lot of wasted lives — not just those of the prisoners but those of extended families, most of them poor and black, who could benefit from having them back outside. Another problem most people don’t understand is how much of the mentally ill population has been stuffed into the prison system. It makes the situation far more dangerous and combustible. If the ballplayers actually learned anything about the reality of the system, it’s great that they went. Everyone ought to be exposed to what’s being done in our name.

by NearestNorwich on Apr 25, 2010 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt they were there to point fingers and laugh. Probably some sort of philanthropic endeavor inspired by Johnny Cash.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 25, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just went to visit the People Zoo!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penny is a Scott Peterson fan?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't do it!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the best game Zito has ever pitched as a Giant

Just got back from the game. What a great evening. We got there at 3pm and ended up standing in line by the Little League Field across the Cove, but still got our bobbleheads.

Zito was incredible. He made Pujols look silly on that strikeout pitch.

LOL Andres Torres getting the game-winning single after two of the worst bunt attempts ever.

Crowd was in great form, REALLY loud in the 8th and 9th. We were sitting in the arcade seats and riding Allen (.059) Craig mercilessly.

I hate our offense, but I love our pitching. Good times, good times.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 24, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Got there at about 4:20 and got in the gate about 4:30 with a bobblehead. Got in line for the O’Doul gate and the line ended at the Seal statue.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend told me that people started lining up along King at noon.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were giving away 20,000. People who got there about 5 still got one. Ridiculous to show up at noon.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what time they ran out?

by kimmyg on Apr 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on which gate but around 5-5:15 PM.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think snuggie horror stories might have convinced some people to get there early.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year’s Lincecum bobblehead day convinced me to go there early

by kimmyg on Apr 24, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But noon? 4 hours before the gates open?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda bubbahead iz srs business.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like my Crazy Crab bobblehead.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You misspelled bubbahead.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh, 4:20

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS WHEN TIMMY GOT THERE TOO AMIRITE?

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's when Timmy got there

but he wasn’t drinking O’Doul’s.
And he’s not a lefty.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Apr 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win, Win

For both bay area teams. Coulnd’t be better!

Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.

by check.check. on Apr 24, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL run support for Cain
JohnSheaHey
  
#sfgiants Bochy couldn’t say if 2B Juan Uribe (tight elbow) will play tomorrow’s series finale. He’s day to day and was to have it checked
Mark DeRosa, who played 2B for Uribe, got drilled on left elbow twice by Wainright but said no intent. Hopes to play tomorrow. He’s hurting.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

old team is old

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 24, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

man if only there was a way to acquire young players who could hit

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 24, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen at 2nd…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Apr 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, please

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

KFWOF?

Kevin Frandsen Wanted One Fry?

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Our Future.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE STILL IS

/delusional. Though I still think he could be an Adam Kennedy type player

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish there was a way teams could pick new players every year

Like amateurs maybe, from high school or college? That would be cool.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 25, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

God if only we signed a 2B this offseason

We wouldn’t be in this situation..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we have Frandsen.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/haz a sad

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predicted LOLineup for tomorrow

1-Velez-CF
2-RenteriaAutomatic GIDP-SS
3-Sandoval-3B
4-Huff-1B
5-Molina-C
6-Schierholtz-RF
7-Bowker-LF
8-Downs-2B

This look about right?

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

tomorrow is TANK FOR CAIN DAY

1-Velez-CF
2-Renteria-SS
3-Sandoval-3B
4-Schierholtz-RF
5-Bowker-LF
6-Ishikawa-1B
7-Downs-2B
8-Whiteside-C

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough Torres.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDS MOAR BUNT

I like how Torres completely vindicated my hatred for bunts by hitting an RBI single in the 8th inning today.

SUCK IT BUNTS.

/completely disregards the bun that put Torres in a position to score later that inning.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

saved for late inning pinch-running catastrof*ck

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres probably will start after getting that hit...whee

1-Velez-LF
2-Renteria-SS
3-Sandoval-3B
4-Huff-1B
5-Schierholtz-RF
6-Torres-CF
7-Downs-2B
8-Whiteside-C

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell, just put rohlinger in there

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

but it needs moar vroooommm fail

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes…I see.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sez Carl Steward:
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2010/04/24/postgame-notes-zito-has-never-been-better/

I’m not so happily a confessed oldtimer, but it does have its benefits on occasion. One is a little perspective on Barry Zito. I don’t know him all that well personally, but as a pitcher, I’ve been chronicling him since his rookie year with the Oakland Athletics.

I’ll say this flat out: I’ve never seen him pitch better than he did against the St. Louis Cardinals Saturday night. Ever.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never seen him pitch better.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 24, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hung a few pitches, but no man is perfect. Gotta say, Pujols did look the fool quite a bit… I must believe that something is wrong with him.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That hanging curveball that Zito threw to Albert, oh man that was scary, he barely missed it.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 25, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking it was the best he’s pitched as a Giant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was scrolling through his game logs, thinking that he must have had a good stretch in like his Cy year. He did, but man, this is better.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ESPN

“Adam Torres”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA

Needz moar Pedro Sandoval

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN

man, I put on Baseball Tonight when I was making breakfast. Then they announced they were having a musical guest.

I hate them so hard.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the Zito Ks on MLB.com

Man. He looks like cock of the damn walk out there. I swear his shoulders were inflating by the inning. When those change ups were diving and that curve ball was breaking in the 8th, he was half ready to tear off his shirt and declare himself the reincarnated flesh of Emperor Norton. I can’t even begin to draw the comparison between the Zito of old and this fella. Where did the Big Swinging Dick come from?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 24, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It comes from a patented program I developed. If you want to know more, I recommend that you buy my instructional DVD, a five pound weight, and some string.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see that patent.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 24, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, buy my instructional DVD.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL…I know a racially offensive joke that involves the same application of the weight and the string.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you’ve purchased my instructional DVD, I highly doubt that you know what my method involves.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the bootleg. Everything is torrented these days

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I HAD THAT ENCRYPTED!

/fires IT department.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for not selling me out on this one. I don’t want anyone to know.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 25, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, we look out for each other.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 25, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And furthermore

LOL DODGERS

First Manny goes to the DL, and then Padilla hits the 15-day.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck censorship

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck poverty

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 24, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, fuck that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck fuck.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 24, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE IE!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 24, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like we should link this sub-thread to purple row

also, FUCK.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah...

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poppycock

…that seemed like the appropriate response.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I use Opera.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKIN MAGNETS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 25, 2010 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

just got home from game

so glad I got to watch this one instead of working during it. One of the best games I’ve ever been to. So great seeing Zito dominate like he did

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 24, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been trying to figure out who you are at the park. I go to most of the games (missed only 2 so far).

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve only worked a few of them so far (next one will be Tuesday.) I am part of the promotions team

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 24, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll see if I could find you. I’ll be at Tuesday’s game. I normally hang out lower level near section 126.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, sweet. Usually we’re running around like crazy but I’ll try to stop by around there

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 24, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s about 1 hour before the game around BP time.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona's current pitching staff
RHP Dan Haren
RHP Edwin Jackson
RHP Ian Kennedy
RHP Rodrigo Lopez
RHP Kris Benson
RHP Blaine Boyer
RHP Esmerling Vazquez
RHP Leo Rosales
RHP Aaron Heilman
RHP Bob Howry
RHP Juan Gutierrez
RHP Chad Qualls

Humm…….

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

AKA

Andres Torres’ worst nightmare.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

Can we trade them Affeldt for Reynolds or something?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently their bullpen is terrible

The headline on AZSnakepit is

Great Start, Terrible End as Bullpen Fails Again

So…Maybe

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So no double switches for Bochy when the Giants face the DBacks?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That won't stop him

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The DH rule won't stop him either

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kris Benson is still around?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

he signed a Minor league deal with them.

/waits for pics of his hot wife

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

She does nothing for me.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

NOT AZN.

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by srpwrd on Apr 25, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

there’s an arizonan fetish?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona State Chicks are Easy.

Starring Jim Carrey.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I know that exists.

They are known as Piranahs

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually haven't seen her in a long time

I’m just going off reputation

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for pics of his hot wife

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When’s the next Ice Age?

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject line

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was cool

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: MGMT just kicked some major ass on SNL.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 25, 2010 12:33 AM PDT reply actions  

MGMT is awesome

I feel stupid for not buying their entire 2nd album. I did buy Oracular Spectacular though.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

really

you shouldn’t feel stupid for not buying anyone’s entire album

by sfoakbay on Apr 25, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the album format, dammit.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 25, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anachronist!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 25, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That word always makes me think of the Dresden Dolls.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

wicked burn

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw them on friday

they played our spring weekend festival at brown, so they must have jetted to NY after providence. didn’t like the new album, but after seeing them live i am totally converted.

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home

Two things:

1. FUCK YES BARRY ZITO
2. My Panda bobblehead is awesome

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 25, 2010 12:33 AM PDT reply actions  

BELT IS SVELTE

Brandon Belt tonight: 2 for 4, HR, 2B, BB

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 25, 2010 12:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice

I know its early-SSS and all that-but if Belt could end up being legit that would be sweet. And by legit I mean a solid regular.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mean to call you Captain Obvious or anything, but yeah, it would be nice for some of our non-pitching prospects to pan out. I want young hitting talent not named Pablo, damn it!

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by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially at 1B

If Pablo can be non horrible at 3B (IE better than Nate at 3rd) then we could have a solid team with Neal, Kieschnick, Posey, Crawford, Noonan and maybe Adrianza/Gillaspie/Ford/Peguero/Joseph that would be sweet. Belt would also be good because he might be able to keep Joseph at catcher for a little longer.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know as well as I do that most will not be on the main roster as long as Sabean/Bochy are running things.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know...

I just don’t want to believe it. I like living in denial.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 25, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

i really think it is the same guy.

but if not, then i guess, ya, it kinda was. oops.

by BustyPoser on Apr 25, 2010 12:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Athletic was etc....etc...

Also, BRISTOL CONNECTICUT SEZ THAT ADAM TORRES HAD AN RBI SINGLE. YAY! When did we sign this Adam Torres kid?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 25, 2010 1:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Would not the caption, were it not foregone, be the depiction of a moment rather than the photo, which would documentation of a moment?
 -Snark

by Rorsavelt on Apr 25, 2010 4:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I won't gloat

Instead, I’ll refer you to my previous statement of childlike wonder.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 25, 2010 8:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Something I had an inkling about last night, but only confirmed this morning.

Nate Schierholtz had the only extra-base hit for either team last night. Some pitcher’s duel!

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by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

i went to the last 2 games

so ive been off the GDT’s for a while. can someone explain the “comment children token” thing? wtf is it doing to the threads?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 25, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm still not sure either

but apparently, there’s a set of characters that, when combined with auto-formatting, rips holes in SBN time and space, leaving those words in its wake.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I knew!

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by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

\o/

/test

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by goGSW24 on Apr 25, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

\o/

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

[[COMMENT_CHILDREN_TOKEN]]/

\o/ didn’t work

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by goGSW24 on Apr 25, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Time to head over to the GDT and divide by zero!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 25, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google Mail says there’s an error when I try to view these.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 25, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a Stadium!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

♥ Zito

needs a cuddle

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 25, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was supposed to go to TheLetter2 above but sure why not.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 25, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m all for the cuddling.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 25, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was a brief clip in the highlights

where Albert K’d watching on an inside pitch, turned to the umpire and you see the umpire kind of chuckle. Did that go on for a bit?

by JetSam on Apr 25, 2010 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah. that dragged on for some time. I thought Pujols would get tossed.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 25, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a great morning already, giants baseball in about 3 hours, plus the sharks won last night, and the giants won last night as well…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

and I have coffee and cinnamon twist from Pete’s in my hands right now. With a lemon scone on the shelf if I decide to call to the bullpen.

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by jctGamer on Apr 25, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yum, love Pete's... jealous kinda

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have Peet’s as well. A pretty decent cappucino.

Plus I had fried chicken and scrambled eggs fro breakfast at Jodie’s.

Life is good.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 25, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

and the lakers lost, so there’s that

by sfoakbay on Apr 25, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ

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by jctGamer on Apr 25, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Can you blame the dude? It’s like the only thing he does.

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by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is a sad, sad man.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 25, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

especially when he gets into those arguments with Todd

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

is he?

He’s carved out a tremendous niche for himself, in an area that no one even knew existed.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/definition of entrepreneurship

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by Solidarity on Apr 25, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… but they also do the same thing for NBA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

but they don’t beat the draft to death for 3 weeks for the NBA, and televise it for 3 straight days. Give it a month’s rest, please.

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by jctGamer on Apr 25, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

They truly do talk about it FOREVER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Enough about the draft. What do you think of next year’s draft?

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 25, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T BELIEVE THE 49ERS DRAFTED KEVIN RILEY WHAT THE HELL?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was only a matter of time…sigh…

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 25, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINEUP

LF Velez
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
C Molina
2B DeRosa
1B Ishikawa
RF Schierholtz
CF Torres
P Cain

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker seems destined for AAA again... and

it’ll be interesting to see just how Ishi does, i’m excited bout that

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi-DEMPTION!!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 25, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

in his camp!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 25, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to disprove all haters!

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by srpwrd on Apr 25, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLineup. Bengie at clean up. Who had Game 18?

by DFARowand on Apr 25, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is definitely an Alou-patented “we won the series so fuck it” lineup.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOWKER!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor, poor Matt Cain….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last 7 days for Renteria:. 200/.250/.257

He continues to play and hit 2nd all year. Bowker is going to be back in the minors by next week.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy should (but wont) put Nate at leadoff or 2nd, and move Rent down in the lineup

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate at leadoff?? Don’t you want actual baserunners?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ghost runners!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, no one wants Velez at leadoff either.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well… then what? the team really has no options whatsoever, Pablo?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, okay. Point taken.

Still, though, there has to be somebody. I’ll even take DeRosa leading off.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think DeRosa is a good fit for the 2 hole. The 2 best leadoff options are on the Blue Jays and DL, respectively

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 25, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGREED!

that would be fantastic, just put someone in the leadoff spot that can like he said, get on base, but that’s tough to find on this team, since they come from the guys in the middle of the lineup

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody on the DL I can think of is one of our 2 best leadoff options if we’re including LOLFRED.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 25, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, since we all know bochy doesn’t value OBP in the leadoff spot, might as well put someone who should hit for a decent avg

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 25, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, as of now, Nate has the 4th highest OBP on the team. That wont stay that way, but I do think he is the next best option behind Rowand. We really dont have any good options.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Nate having good OBP is driven entirely by his BA. The same is true of Velez and Torres. I have more confidence in Nate keeping it up than the other two.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 25, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who had APRIL 25??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

at least Fresno is going to be good…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Apr 25, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAH REDS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

yesterday was bad

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FRIARS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAH REDS!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

got the game on now… it’s bad, weather sucks here also

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

How would I go about finding the condensed game for last night

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 25, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s in the baking aisle.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, this made me laugh

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 25, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Google it!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a specific place on the Giants website where you find them?

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 25, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im not really sure. I think they are on MLB.com somewhere or Itunes or something

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 25, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I just turned the Rays-Blue Jays on tv, and the Rays are wearing powder blue uniform tops. They’re hideous. I thought such things went out with the career of Steve Carlton.

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by jcb9 on Apr 25, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought the Blue Jays had the market covered on powder blues.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 25, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they do wear those sometimes, now that you mention it. Today they’re in their black jerseys, though.

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by jcb9 on Apr 25, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

black for the sake of black

by sfoakbay on Apr 25, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays are wearing them too?? I can see KC or Tononto, but Tampa??

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by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

it

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by jcb9 on Apr 25, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammnit

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by jcb9 on Apr 25, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a nice pitchers' duel, too

Brandon Morrow vs. David Price. Maybe Morrow is finally For Real.

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by jcb9 on Apr 25, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hits threes.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought Brandon and Anthony should have the same first name, anyway….

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s on my POKEMONZ! But seriously, I think he’ll “figure it out” but he’ll probably never be better than, say , Rich Harden

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 25, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG FRED LEWIS BENCHED

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they ARE playing a tough lefty.

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by jcb9 on Apr 25, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I thought all lefties were tough. Like Brian Burres.
/Bochy

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 25, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL me baseball orgy.

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by DrStankus on Apr 25, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Per Baggs concerning the ghost (Freddy Sanchez) "Freddy Sanchez played in a spring camp game yesterday. Was 1-2 w/a BB. Will need “a couple weeks” of rehab games, Bochy said."

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 25, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t seen this mentioned, but it looks like Josh Fields for the Royals is out for the year with hip surgery, I remember when he was supposed to be the 3B of the future in Chicago. Too Bad.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 25, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He was the future 3B of my team in baseball mogul. He was pretty awesome.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 25, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

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