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D-RO!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Let's do this Wilson
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
A Torres run! (with sprites from on Natto's little giants)

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on Apr 24, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
omg awesome
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
T-1000 music!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
coool
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 24, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
REC'D!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 24, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WIN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
REC'D!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
NEW WORLD MAN
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
S M I L E
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
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Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
Zito's in line for it.
Will Weezy let him have it?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Too bad that isn't very good.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wouldn’t it be nice if Brian pitched a 1-2-3 inning?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That would be grand.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 24, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay Wilson
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
CMON WEELSOHN for your boyfriend
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Are they losing?
I hope they’re losing. They’re keeping the giants off the radio right now here in pismo beach. Grrr.
Adopted: David B. Flemming
I hope they’re losing because they’re the Lakers. OK, also the Pismo thing.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
oh yeah
I forgot they were on the same station. Go Not-Lakers!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
also though
this time at night you can usually get 680, but it’s pretty fuzzy
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
awesome.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Good start!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
1 out
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
FINISH HIM, BRIAN
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
C'MON WILSON
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Yay Wilson
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
2 OUT!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
*OUTS*
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CMON BWEEZY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
PUJLOLZ
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
PUJLOLS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Begone, foul hitter!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Got your Pujols, Cardinals!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Out made by Travis “9-F” Ishikawa
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ping: jponry
props on the thread name
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I'm standing.
Not gonna wait for strike 2.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
STFD
Poo holes. 2nd best player in baseball next to you guessed it numba 55
Ps, is it strange that I'm not worried during a Brian Wilson inning?
what’s going on?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He's dominant
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
The guy’s confidence is through the roof.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FINISH HIM, BRIAN
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINISH THIS GUY WHO LIKES TO CATCH BALLS WITH HIS GROIN
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
thehavenot is standing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks, ump!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
F I N N I S H H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
questionable strike is questionable
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
jponry is standing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
srpwrd is sitting
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
MORTAL KOMBATTTTTTT FINISH HIM!!!!!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 24, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
crap
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
H8 U HOLLIDAY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Pasta diving Sandoval :[
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sandoval dives at pasta.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
So close...
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 24, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Augh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Uh oh.
Good Molina! He terrifies me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
C'MON WILSON
End it!!!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
is eating microwaved chicken wing
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
IS POOPIN
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
/finished chicken wings
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
We need a heavier third baseman, one that falls faster.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
High Wire Act
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
DO IT FOR ZEETS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Uh oh
this is emo brian. calm down.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Strikes, please
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WILSON STOP THIS NOW
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
It's over.
“The Cardinals…are DEAD!!!”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
think of mackin on somebody's girlfriend, brian. heheh.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Don't start to walk to first, other Molina
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
FINISH HIM, BRIAN
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
thehavenot is standing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BRIAN!
FINISH
HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Brian!
FINISH HIM!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
END IT!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BALLGAME
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
What are these from?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
omg these are the same as from the other animal dance!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Rec’d
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
FUCK YES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
YES!@!!!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
HAPPY ZITO DAY!!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
STFD AND WIN!!
Barry is great. Also, good game Giants. From a 3-0 count B-weezy cy young closer!
Him: Finished.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Zito for MVP!
No, for president!
No, for MVP of presidents!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
President of MVPs
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
WHOO HOO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YES
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Giants Win! Wooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
And here comes the dance attack
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Why couldn't we do this to the Padres?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
let's rock

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
tinypic!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Gushing with joy!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
If it so moveth you do not resist.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A
HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST I LOVE BARRY ZITO
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
Flash mobs ftw
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Just stick your knee out lady.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 24, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that is awesome
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I was just cueing that up!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
ewww
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yikes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Generally the lead singer shows the least skin
In Gaga’s case she shows the most.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 24, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay. Radnich, FP, and Amy G. What could be better?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Amy G. with the mic off, that's what.
Oh damn, they noticed.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
my favorite, thank you
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I agree
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Seeing this video for the first time is one of the funniest things ever.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants are Rollin

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
lol
love this
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
subject

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
object
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Black ranger is black.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL WAINWRIGHT ERA UP TO 1.69
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
3rd best Cy Young vote
at best
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
lol Vasquez
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WainWrong and Tony LaLoser
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 24, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He got Cained.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 24, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
AT BEST
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sharks tied. 3rd period in a lil bit...
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
I’m laughing so hard at the little “FP MAJOR LEAGUE EXPERIENCE” box that just came up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He said that the train of Tiger floozies was "a good road trip"
so, I’m sorta afraid what the FP experience is.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
“I played in the major leagues and all I got was this fucking atrocious outfit.”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
is it bad?
Did he borrow it from Urban?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Charcoal suit with spaced pinstripes, diagonally striped tie (white, black, and orange?) and BRIGHT SALMON SHIRT.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
it's his football mentality
thought he was going to get drafted
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Holy shit
If really and truly 2010 starting pitching > 2009
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
but offense is worse
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
And Bochy Sabean will be here next year
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
at some point, it is the norm
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
timmy
Cain from last year
02 Zito
New and improved Sanchez
/drool
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL MEHLLEMEYER
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I have no idea what you guys are talking about
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL WELLEMEHER.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Interesting.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I could've sworn that this was Torrez' last game with the Giants...
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Haha if I was on the other computer in my house it would have burst into flame by now.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
BARRY

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Special feature on Pablo’s secret handshake on G-Mag tomorrow
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m watching it just for that.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A and hot damn!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, nice timing.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 24, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

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