Open Zito Thread #2
by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 6:52 PM PDT
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eww
50 pitches on wainwright in 3 innings iz good
MASK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I'll take one.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That's just lovely.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
wat
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
No.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Bengie Molina
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie was hitting better than Huff thru 16 games last year
.328/.317/.574
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
He would be a great #2 me finx.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
DeRosa - Huff - Panda
please.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Yesplz
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
No idea where this could be used
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
She silently pleads for an alternative
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff’s face reminds me of Saddam on South Park.
“Eyyyyyyyyyyyy!”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
In Kuip’s defense, waffles jinxed it first
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 24, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL KUIP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Rugby Bad Ass
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 24, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes, Barry
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL ZITO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
C'MON ZITO
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Jesus.
Zito needs to buy a strike.
He can afford a whole year of them
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
I don't like this thread
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I like it better now
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
NICE ZITO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HELL YEAH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GUNNER
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
This "Panda" guy can play baseball
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Suck it Pujols
PANDA!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DPujols!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
PujoLOLs!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
FUCK YEAH
PANDA!!!!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
PABLO
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
nice play!
so many opportunities for fail. good goin’, panda
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
PUMPED ZITO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
pablo is very very good
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
EmoZito
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
Suck it, UZR
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
THAT'S stretching it juust a tad.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
What, Rowand isn’t worth 7 WAR a season?
Don’t answer that.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OPEN BASE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
grammar police is on to you
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 24, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I love watching hitters that aren’t on the Giants gidp.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
DAMMIT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
N ice try, De.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
Awwww, c’mon ump!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
One doesn't get paid (Home) the rest won't play either.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WHOOO DEFENSE
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Jazzy elbow sad.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Too much jazz.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OUT! OUT! OUT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL ZIT-
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Nice job Zito
Old Zito would have given up 3 runs there
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
SFGiants Report from Giants clubhouse on Uribe – left with right elbow tightness. Is listed as day-to-day
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
Phew!
51 pitches for Zito.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TAKE HIM OUT BOCHY!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 24, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
1 more than WAINO
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
WAINO through 3, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Damn you Ray Sadecki
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Cepeda, wut?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 24, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
MOTHERFUCKER!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Damn
Now DeRosa’s elbow is going to hurt.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Aw shit please not the wrist.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Aw shit. Did that hit him in the wrist?
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
The fuxatfor, Waino?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
ow, bone chips ahoy
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I sense a recurring theme.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuckin’ elbow curse.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
NO MORE PLAYERS!!!
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 24, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
DeRosa looks like he's in pain
PR Downs? Guess DeRosa is ok for now.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Right after he hits him in the elbow, 1b pickoff attempt
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Barry must have left some elbow guards in the clubhouse
get ’em Murph
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Bochy flashes GIDP sign
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Fuck Bengie
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
can we swap Molinas
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Fucking, Molina
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
FUCKIN' DOUBLE PLAY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Doesn't Yadier look like a speed merchant now?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Not sure, they took their sweet ass time making the play as they
knew they had all day with Bengie running
A Peirzynski...
I don’t have the heart to post them.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
sucks bandwidth
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I would like a HR Bowker.
I’m kind of afraid this is his last chance.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
No MOAR injureez
This is getting ridiculous.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
wtf bowker
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOLKERMANIA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL BOWKER
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Dammit Bowker
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
NEEDZ LESS SUCK!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I know
I still think he could produce if he knew he was gonna play everyday.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Bowker looked clueless that AB
I want to believe, but…
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
dye
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 24, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
wow that was basically the exact same time
great minds think alike
Mike Lowell
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Barry Bonds.
STILL not officially retired, unlike that quitter Aurilia.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Garrett Anderson
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I want Willingham
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
dye
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/closes eyes and imagines
not the fantasy i was hoping for.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 24, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
109
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Bowker. I love his potential and his hard work. But the guy just doesn’t seem to have good pitch recognition these days. Which is sort of weird given how many walks he took last year in AAA.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 24, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
This management can suck the confidence away from anyone.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Best mounted GPS for wife's car?
Garmin, Tom Tom, Magellan?
I use my iPhone, but can’t afford two phones with data plans.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
dye
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bone chip
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, wont go OT when you are the mod anymore :(
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
1-0 Sharks
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
[[COMMENT_CHILDREN_TOKEN]]/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Looks like Metallica's last album cover
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 24, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
COMMENT CHILDREN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sharks
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH SHARKS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like hockey, but
Dammit, Sharks, just win!
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 24, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
how they gonna lose this one?!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 24, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone else get insanely nervous when you see Velez and another fielder running for the same ball?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Does anyone NOT?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I just hit "record"
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
more pissed off than nervous!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Bowker wanted no part of a collision with that mass of muscle.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Mindi Bach haz cheekbones
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Did you bring any Giants runs?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
in play: outs
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
STFD
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH BARRY
STFD REDBIRD
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
ESPN
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
tightness in right elbow
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Strained elbow
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NASTY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Who is this Zito?
and how are we going to waste this pitching staff with an even more anemic offense? Thanks SABEAN!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
we got DeRosa and Huff....
each has one HR and 5 RBI.
Isn’t that enough?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
“That Cardinal…is DEAD!”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
BEAUTIFUL CURVE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Garlic fries
/wantz
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I don't like seeing all these dead birds.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
I DON'T MIND IF THOSE CARDINALS ARE DEAD.
Actual birds, on the other hand….
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this Ryan guy
as a fielder
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 24, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
It was a pretty nasty hook.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
KKKKKito
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Billy Hays?
I thought they let Sullenberger down there.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Runz please
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
i dont know about you guys but...
im not gonna be confident with zito starts until he puts up a full season of these nice starts…until then, every good zito start is quite serendipitous
Nate....ugh
has anyone grounded weakly to 2B so frequently……ugh.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Zitosox sux
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
WRONG
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, piss on that.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
DAMNIT!
that was our best offensive hope!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK YOU RYAN
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Damn
Nice play, Ryan
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Stupid socks.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
If we’re talking about Brendan Ryan – YESSSSSS!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Stripes dissin' stripes.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
Velez being on our team is unfair.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
VELOLEZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JESUS CHRIST VELEZ
TAKE A GODDAMN PITCH
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
why do we need to watch the bottom half of the innings?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Well, at least we're consistent.
Save that little two week aberration.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez: weak ground outs, strike outs, first pitch outs – Still playing and starting.
Bowker: takes pitches and has a better chance getting on base – benched except for being a replacement for an injured player…nice
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Velez: Makes things happen
Bowker: Doesn’t
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
/Shift+A
ZitoSocks™
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
C'MON ZITO
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Zito has more Ks than Wainwright
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Science
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
LOL GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Someone ask Billy Hays if the Giants offense is good.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
LOL Bone Chips
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ugh rent
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
No Rangeria
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Damn.
Now Rent’s knee will have bone chips.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
no..but Brian Sabean’s brain does.
So the last three years he undoubtedly made the worst off season signings. Does Freddie Sanchez win four in a row?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I uh read that as something different
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
RESPOND!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 24, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
McGwire ponders his next public apology
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
C'MON ZITO
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Zito giving himself a pep talk.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
So with pep he'll hit 87.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, 86.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Schierholtz made sure to wave Velez off
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ugh i dont wanna watch this AB
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
That pitch made me so fucking nervous.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Finish Him, Barry
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Zito has ... balls
I may regret saying that, but wow.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
ZITO
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ACE!!!!!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
STFD, ALBERT
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD!!!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Wow
STFD
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
SIT THE FUCK DOWN PUJOLS!
HOLY SHIT ZITO!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HOLY SHIT
though that was no strike
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
wainright has gotten a few of those
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 24, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
These locations from Zito are scaring me
But STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
BarrKKKKKKy?
6 K in 6 inning?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Bark?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Barky*
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mark of Zito
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
by hokysmksbw on Apr 24, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Zito you are fucking amazing
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
That was....
A close pitch! Pujols looks like he’s not seeing it too well. Can’t remember ever seeing that guy strike out multiple times in a series.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That...
…was AWESOME.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Cardinals
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Barry Zito strikes out Albert Pujols. What’s happening here? I thought St. Louis had an offense.
"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
Free AnVil!
RALLY GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RENT!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
It’s okay to smile Zito.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
i really like to see that
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 24, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
rally cleavage
http://www.nomadradio.fm/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/christina-hendricks-560×315.jpg
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
LOL
Zito smirk. If you strike out Albert Pujols, it is not possible to be a a douche.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Can I say how much I love Zito this year?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Start it up!
Rally Zitoi!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL Pujols
He got PISSED with that called 3rd.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Gameday: Edgar Renteria singles on a fly ball to center, deflected by the right fielder….
Wait.. what?
THE EMPEROR HAS DECREED THAT THE GIANTS SCORE A DAMNED RUN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THE EMPEROR DEAMNDS SATISFACTION
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL DEAMNDS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
SAY WHAAAAAAAAT?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHAT HE SAID
NOT SHE.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAAAAAT? - Darth Vader
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He’s got some cross-eyed anger going on there.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
I think I’ve read that the Emperor was really quite pleasant company.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He looks angry in every picture I’ve seen.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Smiles weren’t invented until 1922.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Rally Zito
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Leaves them crosseyed and painless in his wake.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
GODDAMIT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Shit Panda
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh pablo
you’ve been listening to Bork again, haven’t you?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I get so tired of this schit
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCKING DOUBLE PLAYS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
fuck this team
except Zito
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
sigh, 1st pitch swinging?
again?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOLFFENSE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Please don't let Zito get Cained
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Sanchezed now.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 24, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLFENSE!
Hey howbout those props for my boy Billy Hayes, huh??
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Because he never hits into DP..
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 24, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito Cain and Sanchez
all getting Cained this year
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 24, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
Z
For the love of Christ please get this man some runs.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
FINISH HIM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOLLIDAY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD HOLLIDAY!
wow Zito
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Holliday looks like he should be playing for the Giants
with that swing.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This Zito is incredible
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL 1 PITCH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I wanna be like Zito when I grwo up
just a black version
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 24, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
I dig the socks.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 24, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
“I think I know why Zito is pitching so well this year.”-JT
“And”-Flemming
“It’s uh………………the uh………………….socks.”-JT
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I wore high socks my whole baseball career because of Snow.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 24, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
but they were stirrups, amirite?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Are you mocking my son, sir?
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Not at all
That was exactly how JT was talking just now.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
what the fuck
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that's my kid!
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
C'MON ZITO
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
FUCK YEAH
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
♥ ♥ ♥ Z I T O ♥ ♥ ♥
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That's it for Zito for tonight?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Zito's been great
do you send him out for the 8th? I think you don’t push your luck that far.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
You are joking right?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I agree with him.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
YAY
97 Pitches. Is he gonna come back out?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I think it’s time to take him out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bork will keep him in one inning too many
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Fishing for runs?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
That blasé fisherman EVERY TIME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So can we start posting Rally pictures now?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I certainly hope so.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY AMUSED ZITO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh my.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
hells yes
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
RUNS FOR ZITO PLZ
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Rally shift-A
shift-A
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
This whole plate discipline thing
not a Giants skill is it?
You think someone can wake up Bork and Sabean and teach them what OBP is?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Rally Dougie
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
RALLY BEST IMAGINARY RECORD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
it ain't easy bein' white...
it ain’t easy being brown!
So much pressure to be bright
I gots childrens all over town!
by Murray, Present on Apr 24, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah yes, the fat ass popup
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Zito doesn't deserve this
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
sluggerz are hackerz
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, MAN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Just turned it on
Seven shutout innings for Zito and the Giants haven’t gotten him anything? Sheesh!
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
Wainwright is good, and our hitters suck. Ergo.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BOWKER
I dare you to swing over that breaking ball again
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 24, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
this team is a joke
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Of course, Zito is coming back out
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Zito is going back out?
Bork’d
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bowker is toast.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
John is not looking good at the plate.
/Has a sad
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
To be fair, the entire team has looked like shit at the plate since last Sunday.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 24, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Subject line!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What is this from?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don't know the movie
But before I added Bochy he was shooting a little girl
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 24, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn't like moar Zitoz
senses dingerz in the near future; wantz moar bullpen
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
We need a new rally thread
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 24, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Giants offense
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Zito coming back out for another inning...
Why does this all sound so familiar?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’ll have to get the Sergio Romo argument ready
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I guess it is the assy part of the lineup.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Stupid Socks.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
WTF? Don’t diss’ the magic socks.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 24, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Why you pickin’ on the socks?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
It’s not Zito’s socks I’m hating on, it’s Ryan’s.
For the record (and the fourth time), I love the orange striped socks.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Zito eats innings to rest the bullpen
So they can preserve the lead we seldom have.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
So they can preserve the lead we DON’T have
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Yes, I know.
I’m trying to stay positive.
I’m not there, may never be completely, but I’m trying.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
stfd
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Zito looks intense
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Romo heading down to the pen lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD WAINWRIGHT!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
kkkkkkkkkito
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Vicious.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WAINO WUZ RONG!!!
About Zito?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
BARRY CHANTS!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m always in favor of a Barry chant.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Romo in the pen
makes sense, with the hole lefty righty thing
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 24, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
barry chant ftw
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
BARRY!!!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINNISH HYMNS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ACE!!!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Four Aces!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
four aces and a wellemeyer. nice band name
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by coolandtough on Apr 24, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
10 Ks!
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK YES ZITO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FUCK
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ZITO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YES FUCK YES!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Damn!
10 Ks for Zito!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
B A R R Y B A R R Y
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Jesus, it's going to be fucking criminal if we can't get him the win.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Karl Jung
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
When was the last time he had 10Ks??
Research time.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
2008 apparently
I was shocked
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
off the top of my head
in july of 08 against the dodgers
HOLY CRAP ZITO!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 24, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
looks shopped
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, rec'd
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Looks like a piece of American sports history.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 24, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No doubt about it, he's better than he was.
THAT’S the Zito they paid for.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Shoot
That’s BETTER than the Zito they paid for!
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
So this will all work out.
We’ll score in the bottom of the 8th, then Wilson for the save, and we all go home exhausted from our exertions, but with the happiness attendant on a task well accomplished.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Now score some fackin runs
Panda demands it
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 24, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
that’s the only time i’ve ever smiled after seeing that little guy.
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by coolandtough on Apr 24, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
JUGGERNATE BITCHES
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This is a ridiculous performance
bravo Zito, bravo. Dear offense – do one goddamn useful thing, thanks,.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
JUGGERNATE!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HOLY FUCK YES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
JUGGERNATE!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
JUGGERNATE!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JUGGERNATE!!!!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Torres….sigh
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Shit
we’re going to be realize on Velez to hit a sac fly right? Cuz BORK will bunt with his pinch-hitter now.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Yes!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
TORRES?!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Please pinch hit for Velez!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BLUE HORSESHOE LOVES ANICOTT RUNZZZZZZZZ
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 24, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
is there a way to make this into a GIDP?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
TORRES
Don’t fuck this up.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
And of course, this plays to our strength
We just excel at bringing home runners from second with no out
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Rally The Cardinals are Dead
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
GODDAMNIT TORRES
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
why are you on this team?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
You suck Torres.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow Torres
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Well, that worked. Well done.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh that worked, but in the future this is a bit NSFW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Seriously? how incompetent are these people?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK YES!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I LOVE YOU ANDRES TORRES!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I worry that gets him a 2-year contract
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK YES!!!!!!1
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
YES YES YES YES GIANTS!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
RUNS !
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WAINO WUZ RONG BITCHEZ!!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
BRB
CHANGING UNDERPANTS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
ANDRES THE GIANT
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The system works!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
THE BAND IS ON THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 24, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
0-2 pitch, off the plate
Nice job, Torres!
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BWeez!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
hahahaha. “What a great at bat from Andres Torres”… um okay kuip
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HI DAVE DUNCAN!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
was wondering the same
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 24, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he sucks, don't you read the comments?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WAINO SHULD GET DA CY!1!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
OH YEAH WELL I HAVE THE INTERNET’S SECOND ORLANDO-BASED DISNEY PODCAST!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I love this game this muc
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 24, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah
I haven’t even been around for these gamethreads but the trend was gathering steam before today…
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Those look pretty young.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't use the word sluts
But I agree.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
keep CH but stop with the other ones
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 24, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey guys, I've been watching the game without the computer today but I just wanted to say
Hooray Zito!
Hooray Schierholtz!
Hooray for not bunting!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
You know, the Cardinals are kind of whiny
You watched your homerun for two seconds, we hate you!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
That Torres at bat in gif form
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by coolandtough on Apr 24, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Come on Rent.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
TORRES ARE YOU CRAZY?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
CardinLOLs are back!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
LOL WUT
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I was just about to post this too.
Please don’t get picked off. Cut this fool now!
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
LMFAO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WTF just happened?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
He didn’t tag him, Torres barely made it back.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Rhetorical.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
That's one way to get an infield hit
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
HI TONY LARUSSA!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
SAFE!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
That was a baserunning move a 2 year old knows not to make
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This is the inning of the almost-fail-then-awesome result!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
HOYL SHIT SAFE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Somebody PLEASE gif Waino getting psyched out.
Fistpump… zuh?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
COME ON PANDA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
lol
When Kruk said “Wainright’s got a base to nibble” it sounded like he said “Wainright’s gotta face the nipple”
Well, at least to me.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
CARDINLOLS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GROUND ATTACK!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They dusted off that playbook
and it seems to be working
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Tony’s getting thrown out here.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
HELL YEAH PABLO!
Suck it LaRussa!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
This is awesome!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
BYE TONY LARUSSA!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
ahahahahaha
TLR is soooo getting tossed
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
LOL!! PANDA POWER!!
Sit back down Tony.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
SAFE
BITCHES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Hahahahahahaha
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Jesus, gameday said that was ON the plate
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Gameday’s not lying.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
That was really close
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
But he was out
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Has anyone ever seen Bengie run like that?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Infield Single!
lol fat ichiro
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
C'MON HUFF
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
He was definitely out though
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
They're having a meltdown at Viva El Birdos.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Imagine if this inning happened to the giants
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Maybe not surprised
But we’d be pissed and going crazy
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
as would we
that run shouldn’t be on the board, cuz he was out. 1 run leads with Albert Pujol coming out are not as safe as most.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
They are well within their rights. I’m just happy it isn’t us.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Who can blame them?
This is the kind of slow-motion disaster game that kills fans. We’re familiar with it.
by Duelling Brandos on Apr 24, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Aubrey Huff will ever drive in a run again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
There's one
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Productive Out!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
RIBEYEZ!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
RUN!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RIBEYEZZZ
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
YES!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 24, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Dang it
What’s he doing below this picture?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
2-0!!!!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
I'll take it wtg
Huff showing off the power.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
I will take a sac fly. Happily.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
C'MON DEROSA
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
I’m surprised Waino’s still in.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
that
and their bullpen is apparently turrible
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
GET THE FUCK OUT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
THE FUCK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DeRosa
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
is pissed
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
okay that looks borderline intentional right there
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK YOU WAINWRIGHT
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
take pitches BENGIE!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I’ve disliked him for awhile
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
+1
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
eh good pitcher
no specific reason for dislike other than idiotic Cards fans who though 19 wins = CY YOUNG
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This.
He’s otherwise likable enough.
by Duelling Brandos on Apr 24, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie be CLUTCH!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
C'MON MONEY
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Did that hit him in the back or the arm again?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Looked like it got the ribs
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Fire+Earth...+Earth?
Where’s our change of pace back!?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 24, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
don't need one
opposing LBs will be begging to get taken out of the game after dealing with those guys
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Very good point.
But, I’m scared if Alex decides he can’t throw from behind center again this year, I’d like to have someone for long 3rd downs in the shotgun+KR/PR (though that’s been taken care of.)
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 24, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
meh
the RB’s main assignment there is blocking anyways
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Seen the saints play lately?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 24, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
DeRose sez:
“Dammit, Waino!”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STOP HITTING DEROSA
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Molina hits it off waino's face and goes out of the park into the cove!
by waffles on Apr 24, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
bengie
don’t swing at that. kthxbai
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
please explain 109
i’m not as cool as you guys
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 24, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
One time Barry Zito threw 109 pitches
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s become kind of like the numbers from LOST
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The "A" bullpen is up.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
jesus christ rent
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
anyone else find it curious that the card's are sticking with Wainright for so long?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
No.
They have scouts too.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Whooo.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
HE HIT RENT ON PURPUZ!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I lol’d
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 24, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This is one comedic inning
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Rent edging down the line.
Y. Molina threw up the line and hit him in the leg.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
After the pitch, Yadier threw down to third to pick off Rent, who was off the bag, but it hit him and rolled away.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
2 RUNS
I’LL TAKE IT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Damn Bengie
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
C'MON B-WEEZY
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/24/1442770/open-pet-sounds-thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
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