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Post-game thread: Lincecum struggles like an ace

My name is Grant. I like walks on the beach, sunsets, bourbon, and games in which Tim Lincecum goes seven innings before Sergio Romo comes in before an uneventful eight inning before Brian Wilson comes in for an uneventful ninth inning.

Hit me up @mccoveychron, or visit my Facebook page!

Also, Tim Lincecum is better than you.

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by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So, has Nate officially reclaimed RF?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

was responsible for all our Ribeyes!!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Apr 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

without his 3 infield hits he’s batting like .200 LOL

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boxscore

In Looks Good Does

Nerds.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what he’s thinking right there.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/obligatory yoda is on a dodgers billboard comment

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I like those things too!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, Tim Lincecum is cooler than Roy Halladay.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN disagrees

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN can suck it like Russell Martin.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, ESPN can only suck it like Victor Martinez.

East coast bias, and all.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They sure do. They sure fuckin’ do.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy will win the Cy this year because he’ll have two starts against the Giants while Tim has two starts against the Phillies.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 7:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Also, Tim Lincecum is better than you.

Better than all of us.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

o/

Anyone?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

\o

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

[[COMMENT_CHILDREN_TOKEN]]/

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bighead.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN'T EXCHANGE TOKENS FOR CHILDREN!!

YOU MONSTER!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok seriously what the fuck?!

this is what i typed: [[COMMENT_CHILDREN_TOKEN]]/

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I saw at first

Then I refreshed the thread and got the children token thing.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, me too

Really weird.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I didn’t even refresh. I think I scrolled down and then back up. WTH?

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

When I reloaded, it says the children token thing in this comment too.

This may be SBN’s weirdest autoformat ever. Either than or Grant is fucking with you.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe I was the first person to get children tokened.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although the SBN search engine is being a dick and won’t find the comment. It happened to me like a month ago.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is what i typed:
SBN BRASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see that

But I haven’t reloaded yet. I see the arms raising emoticon.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

Reload and check out this comment.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTf is going on here

/finally reloaded

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hit z. And it cycled through comments from jcb and marcellor that are COMPLETELY IN YOUR QUOTE BOX. and the token children thing is all the way underneath scout’s name.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL marcelloR

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So fucking strange.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S GROWING!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

whaaaaa

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally watching it

1 season in. Not going to lie, unimpressed. Decent show, but nothing like people have been building it up. Season 2 and 3 might be though, and I will find out.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooo

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucking up to howie??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand how someone could be unimpressed by Pier Pressure.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is someone going to have to teach marcello a lesson?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is J. Walter Weatherman when you need him?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just needs some time with an analrapist.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless he just blue himself.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

top 3 episode

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 24, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best parts, so far

“I’ve made a terrible mistake.”

“On-yang.”

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucille is one of my top 5 television characters of all time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one?

Assuming the mother, I guess. Again, I’ve only seen Season 1 though. I’ve learned to give shows a bit more patience.

I’m not saying it’s bad, it’s still better than like 95% of the shit on TV, but that’s a pretty low standard. If it’s only as good as I’ve seen so far, it’s a shame that it’s no longer on TV and “How I Met Your Mother” still is, but I won’t shed a tear.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she’s the mother.

“I love all my children equally!”

/earlier that day

“I don’t care for GOB.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOB is fantastic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay I'm in the blue

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The blue is owned by me

but we are replying in my block quote!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 24, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is going on with this part of the thread?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no clue

It’s kinda scary.
But I wonder if it’s just Grant screwing with us somehow

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 24, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watch what you say. You’re being quoted.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 24, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol goddamn this is ridiculous

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWHAT?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE????

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone ’splain this

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOW I AM IN HERE AND I WASN'T BEFORE!

TRICKERY!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what he said.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a portal to an alternate universe!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 24, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is trippy

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 24, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright goddamnit

Who divided by zero?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/

BAH HAHAHA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

[[COMMENT_CHILDREN_TOKEN]]
yeah, i just did

wtf have I started here?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh my, the nerbs are out in full force

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that Romo guy is pretty good

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but predictably good.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only he had more than that one lousy pitch, he might make something of himself.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no. Please god no. I don’t wanna z-scroll through this fight again. Just no. Please.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictable.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm feeling this way too

Even though I’ve participated somewhat

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, me too, but that was one of those never ending fights and its been such a lovely evening with the win and all.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think everything has cooled off.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

predictable

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 24, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

No worries man.

I could act like all the other people on here and point out that Wilson was dominating in the 9th inning even though it was only one inning.

I could go back in the thread and point out all the people who were freaking out when TImmy went back in the 7th.

I could do all those things..

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just did.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh i did? Damnit! I really was trying no to

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Brian Wilson a lot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Sergio Romo a lot.

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is all this?

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game Thread Shenanegans

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about the others, but my anti-Romo comments were made in jest. The guy hasn’t made one bad pitch this year, he’s made one bad pitch in his entire career, and it was hit out by a HOF player who uses PED’S. His K-BB numbers are insane, and that was the first time EVER that the Dodgers scored off of him.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 7:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Romo

No really, he was good.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah, Lars

He should get the save for pitching the 8th because of the hitters he had to face.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

He was awesome

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree

Plus, you are a really handsome guy

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why thank you!

You are way too kind

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

People let me tell ya ’bout my best friend…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is pretty funny that Lars would be called handsome or kind.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 24, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doing the howie...

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S REAL AGAIN!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Origineal

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 23, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he can cut down on the walks he might get called up this year.

by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Belt with a bomb as well.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 23, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt is... not made of felt?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

…I’ll take it!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he keeps hitting like this, he’ll be earning more than Hanukkah gelt!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt is svelte!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This works

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bat so hot

he could melt.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes

So pumped for him now that he’s started hot. Hypocrite? I don’t give a fuck. I just want a league min 1B that is at least a league average hitter. IS THAT SO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, yes.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he a prospect? I can’t find much about him other than he was drafted in the 5th round from Texas (We sure love our Texas guys)

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's real!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S A TARP!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEAL 4 UGGLA

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seal the Real Deal!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the games where we win.

Lets keep doing that.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the games where we avenge

tossed beer cups from 1987.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Win!

The sky isn’t falling!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember what grant told us!

DON’T LET THEM SUCK YOU IN!!

ahh whatever. That was awesome, crappy offense and all.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

A win! A good feeling. Would have been a better feeling if the runs were a bit…cleaner.

by Seasick fish on Apr 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty Sanchez would like a word with you.

S.S.D.D.

by .KARMA on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh? IDC

A win is a win is a win. I’ll take a win anyway we can.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC x100.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Burkett flashback

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Burkett was awesome

But in his wildest dreams he’s still not as good as Timmy.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is 1/2 of the last Giants pitchers to win 20 in a season, though.

Also, you only have to change 3 letters of his name to make mine. So he has that going for him, too.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wins for pitchers

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, yes

But having two pitchers with 20 wins each is still pretty cool, ‘cause it means you’ve probably got a pretty damn good team.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you skip the fifth starter

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really??

your last name is Fuckitt???

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've read your subject 10 times

and I still have no idea what it means

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed a couple of words somehow

I mean to say, “to me, these kinds of games from Lincecum are even more impressive than the games when he’s unhittable and dominates”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/23/1440275/open-gamethread-4-23#35763958

I love the games where Lincecum looks off the entire night and somehow ends up with like 1 ER, 8 K’s, 2 BB’s over 7 innings.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 23, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions

This was in the 3rd inning.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You were promised lasagna in the third inning?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty early

but a promise is a promise

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So was there any clear yay/nay consensus on the orange alternates in the gameday threads? What say you?

by Seasick fish on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT AWFUL BUT AWESOME

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never got why

some awe is great and a fullness of awe is a bad thing.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

because it's awful not awEful

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

so what's the difference between aw and awe

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk

just being a douche

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2010 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

The usage has changed over the centuries. It originally meant that you were full of awe about something.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like "terrific"

“Terror” and “horror” mean basically the same thing. So do “terrible” and “horrible”. But “terrific” and “horrific” are total opposites.

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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, they're even synonyms

From thesaurus.com:

Terrific
Definition: intense
Synonyms: agitating, appalling, awesome, awful, deafening, disquieting, dreadful, enormous, excessive, extreme, fearful, fierce, formidable, frightful, gigantic, great, harsh, horrible, horrific, huge, immense, large, monstrous, severe, shocking, terrible, terrorizing, thunderous, tremendous, upsetting

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was usually careful about using "awesome" because I could usually think of descriptive terms to describe what was otherwise "awesome".

Then everybody and their brother was rubber stamping everything and its neighbor “awesome” and the world went to hell.

To me, “awesome” meant something unequaled. Something that was so very incredible it defied words of explanation.

It left you in awe.

Barry’s swing.
Tim’s changeup.

The possibility that we are a fluke of the universe.

Christina Hendricks’ …well, she’s just, all, like, you know, totally.awesome.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 24, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

so back in the good ol’ days, awesome actually meant something?

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Capote talks of the “awesome murder” in In Cold Blood.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

It seems to be a pretty dividing issues.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love them.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictable.

/high fives self for being lame

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

should I get this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO HUNDRED AND TEN DOLLARS????

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL sports merchandise

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

psssst – check eBay. Found a Timmy for $50. Gonna look for other alternatives.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I strongly doubt I’ll see a Sergio Romo jersey anywhere lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

my panda and timmy ones were $250 each

PLUS postage

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOW TIE!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

HELL YES! GET ME ONE TOO!

This is all kinds of awesome.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me want a 50/50 bar

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If jponry loves them, I must love them too.

/minion

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROUGTHINK!

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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 23, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh. i wouldn't buy one

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t in the gameday threads (they don’t interact well with mlb.tv on my computer), but I’m not a fan.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I would like a different pants to go with it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t see what the problem with the pants was.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think black pants would go better

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe on October 31. Otherwise I thought it looked cool. But not very slimming on Molina or Panda.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to see the Giants playing baseball on October 31st. Let’s make this happen.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that the day of the all star game this year?

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind seeing this at least once.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Probably with the stripe, though I don’t know how that would look.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRONG!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love 'em

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the french vanilla.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think I would like them very much, but the orange is muted enough that I don’t have much of any reaction. Not ugly enough to get irked about, not cool enough to get excited about. The only reaction it gets out of me is “Oh, another promotion idea. Huh.”

by Seasick fish on Apr 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were good

The pants weren’t great but they were workable

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're okay

But if they reversed the colors — black jerseys, orange numbers… Oh-la-la!

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE WORST INVENTION OF ALL TIME

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by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

They need orange pants too

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 24, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carnak: the answer is "cream pants."

the question: ………..

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 24, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked them.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAINO WUZ RONG!

Seriously. We are lucky to witness this dude. Even on his “bad” days.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Andrew Jones hits 2 HRs on his birthday

including a walk off HR

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

andruw*

silly spelling

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

he ruins a good name with that spelling

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANDRUWOO

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrew-yoo Jones.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sabean signs him to a 3-year contract

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's sad cause 3 of those runs were batted in by STL

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SILENCE

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hush

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scoreboard.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you guys see Tex's hit on Wilson Angels Catcher

It’s times like these when I can’t wait until we face them off in world series and fucking destroy them! I hate the YANKEES classless assholes!

by waffles on Apr 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

also, A-Rod.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw that shit. Texeira threw an elbow. What a douchebag.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also didn’t even bother to check if he was ok. The guy had to be helped off the field. Concussion and left ankle.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

in his first major league start too.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming we get to the Wrold Series, I hope we dont face the Yankees. lets destroy, like, the Orioles instead.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon now.

If you’re going to dream, be reasonable. Orioles have a good young core, but will need a few seasons to put it together – and even then, the Yankees, Rays, and Red Sox aren’t going away. Better off hoping the A’s starting pitching carries them to a playoff berth in the West, and then flukes a few series wins out, if you want to face a weak team.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, except the A’s pitching would carry them past us too. (We kinda suck at the hitting aspect of the game)

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay.

Just hope for lots of errors.

Gahhhhh, fuck you Cardinals.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria would be clutch again!

LOL Bochy

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by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

Was Holliday actually safe at the plate? Was just watching the highlight, it looks like he was out…

What did mcc think at the time

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by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i was thinking:

FUCK YOU MATT HOLLIDAY

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by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

but he was safe. on a better throw he would have been out.

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/watches hangtime on throw

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out

Non-lollipop, good throw gets him easy.

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was out. He was tucking his legs.

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tucking is only allowed to count against Bay Area sports teams.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was out.

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by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW HE’S FALLEN BEHIND HALLADAY IN ERA WILL NEVER WIN CY YOUNG!!!!

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by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

0.9999999999999999999 :(

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by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bleh

Figures.

At least it shows DeRo has a decent enough arm out of left.

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by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He showed he had a noodle. Spent 5 seconds winding up for the throw too.

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by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Oh well. Range!

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by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of sauce on them noodles there?

by speckops on Apr 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Bowker have any kind of arm? ‘Cause I’m fine with Uribe at short and DeRosa at second, batting second.

/iwish

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAZ SAD

thinking about F. Sanchez coming back and putting Jose’s Nephew on the bench.

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by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/seconds wish

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by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked out.

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by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh it was a pretty close play..but i thought he was out

derosa’s throw was totally lame thoough

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 24, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever; i’m sure it’s Bochy’s fault

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’VE BEEN CHASMED!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so, you’ve been chasmed by being chasm’d!

by speckops on Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I knew it was the double-reverse chasm

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was out

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked safe but a throw on-line would have nabbed him.

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by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice win for the week

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR THE TASTY ORANGE SWARM!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

TEAM TANGERINE!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love how 4 gift runs was an offensive explosion for this team.

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by groug on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

2 of ’em on errors
1 of ’em on a wild pitch
1 of ’em on a bases loaded, 2 out infield single

LOL US

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by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The really sad part is that the infield hit was a product of the pitcher not covering first.

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

This just might be a 2000 Pedro Martinez type season. I’m getting that vibe.

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by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be amazing if this happened.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

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by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB

Where Tim Fucking Lincecum happens.

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand what the problem was with the black home jerseys. I would like to see those again.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer the orange.

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked those, more than I like these Orange jersey’s.

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by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never liked the black home jerseys.

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by groug on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the problem with them was the black-on-black combo.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say something but.(and it wasn’t the violent aspect of it)

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are lurkers on this board

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

love the Black

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by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had losses in them

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSS

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the hats.

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by djp4cal on Apr 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAD LUCK

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by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish the Giants had signed Kelly Johnson instead of Freddy Sanchez.

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

How many batting titles does Kelly Johnson have?

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT

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by groug on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remembered at the chalk talk last year how Sabean said he didn’t like free agency because you’re paying for what a player did in the past, not what he’ll do in the future.

And like two questions later he said he wanted Freddy Sanchez because he won a batting title.

:’)

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

:’)

Tears of joy amirite?

by speckops on Apr 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re paying for what a player did in the past, not what he’ll do in the future.

there’s a fallacy there, or at least there will be one.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 24, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the sheepish line on this one, being one of the more ardent Sanchez supporters here. Hopefully he comes back at some point and kills it, because this is annoying right now.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t really against the signing… until it came out that he was, you know, injured. And that a bunch of similar players signed for less money than him.

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line

I liked the signing because I thought he could be decent…and then the injury was announced and the FA market played out and Sabes lookeds like a jackass

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by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that they knew about the injury and signed him anyway.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

in case you missed it in the gameday threads, the Cardinals announcers said they talked to Mark DeRosa before the game, and he said he doesn’t know if his wrist would ever be 100 % again.

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Old players get hurt?

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by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, even putting money AND injuries aside, I don’t think I would take Sanchez over Johnson. Pretty similar players, and Johnson is 4 years younger.

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by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

While you were typing that, Freddy Sanchez felt a tingling sensation in his throwing arm

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

but what about his non-throwing arm?

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m an apologist too, I think Freddy will be good when he gets back, but every day he’s on the DL makes it harder to reconcile.

Plus I’m scared to death that Bochy will play Rent/Sanchez instead of Uribe/Sanchez

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by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus I’m scared to death that Bochy will play Rent/Sanchez instead of Uribe/Sanchez

That’s because he will.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would bet everything I own and my children on this.

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by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me a little sad.

At least Uribe’s versatility can let him get a good number of starts, while rotating infielders around.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez can sit.

Uribe goes to short. Rent comes in as a late inning bunter.
And at second base?

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NUEKOM'S 2011 SF GIANTS UNIFORM PLAN

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by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would've been nice

Also, Felipe Lopez would’ve been nice. A $1 million dollar utility infielder when we need MIF depth (Sabean said that BEFORE he traded Frandsen)

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by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't have Floppy!

He was an incredible signing, that made sense to a lot of teams. I actually would like to see the Giants use Uribe in the manner the Cards use Floppy. Getting ~100 starts a year, at second/short/third, keeping people fresh.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Boras really screwed Lopez

although I think his reputation of “bad clubhouse guy” combined with his high BABIP last year hurt him. That said, a 1 million dollar deal could be a steal for you guys. I hope Uribe becomes our starting SS and Rent goes on the DL with the Rich Aurilia fake injury.

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by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez is hurt right now as well. Last night’s pinch hitting appearance was his first appearance in a week, and he’s still not ready to return to the lineup.

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm I wonder if when Lopez returns

If he’ll be the starting 3B or if they’ll go with Freese…

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freese.

Floppy will still get a big chunk of starts, but they won’t be at any one position. He’ll get a ton of plate appearances at second, short, and third, keeping guys fresh and such.

by Voxx on Apr 24, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Freese doesn't have veteran grit

I’m so confused by this managing style…anyway do you know if Lopez plays any LF?

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can play everyone except

Catcher and Center Field, fairly reasonably. He probably ‘could’ play center, I guess….but hasn’t, so far in his career.

by Voxx on Apr 24, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow didn't know he was that versatile

That’s great value for 1 million bucks

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's a retarded deal.

His defense is very much average, nothing special, but..the ability for him to be almost an every day player, just…at random positions, is great for both giving guys a day off, and filling in if someone tweaks something, etc. Also can do some double switch funtimes late in games with him pinch hitting for pitchers, and not really lose anything offensively or defensively when he swaps in for an infielder.

I loved the signing at the time, and I love it even more, now. I mean…how often do you get guys who were 4 WAR the year before for that cheap? As a comparison, Alex Rodriguez was worth 4.7 WAR last year. (Yes, he was injured a bit, but Felipe isn’t really a full time player anyways). Loldiscount?

by Voxx on Apr 24, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm thinking it must be the "bad character issues" label he received

I mean I can’t really see why a team would sign Adam Kennedy before Lopez

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he can pitch!!

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha.

I still can’t believe the Mets didn’t score off of him. I just about fell off my chair when I saw him bust out the curve. Pujols almost went down to one knee at first, he was laughing so hard.

It must have been incredibly depressing to the Mets, and their fans.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still haven’t heard one Met fan or one NY media guy who said the Mets only won that game because the Cardinals were using regulars to pitch instead of pitchers.

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Le Sigh

Good game and shit, guys. Wish the Cards would have won, obviously, but Timmy got outs when he needed to. Of course, the MVP of the game was the Cardinal defense. Pretty much handed you guys 3-4 runs on a silver fucking platter. Could have been a much different game if it’s 1-1 late, as opposed to 4-1.

Ah well. Tomorrow is another day.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy

Unlike the Cardinals announcers.

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by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my. What’d they say?

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by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy didn’t deserve the Cy Young last season.

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by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sour grapes are sour.

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by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sore losers are sore!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

the funniest thing was that they said that Wainwright deserved it, not Carpenter, because he won the most games.

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

MY EYES TELL ME WHAT’S RITE, NERBS

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY DIDNT DESERVE THE CY YOUNG

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by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEONE SHOW THEM THE SPREADSHEETS

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by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO! CAUSE THEN I WOULD HAVE TO MOMENTARILY STOP CLUTCHING IT

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

First guy: The oddity of him winning last year was he only had 15 wins
Second guy: The oddity about Tim Lincecum winning the Cy Young was he shouldn’t have won it.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The oddity is that these two assholes are given a microphone and an outlet with which to share their stupid with the rest of the world.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The guys at VEB are complaining about Kruk and Jon, for the record. lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are they saying?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just that they’re homers.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen to the white sox announcers if you want to hear what homers sound like

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN (minute of silence) PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOAAAAAAAARD!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/together

YES!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Hawk Harrelson soundboard.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

To PUT IT ON THE BOAAAAAAAARD, press 1.
To expound on Pierzynski’s greatness, press 2.
Para español, numero tres.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember hearing the Braves announcer and Chipper Jones hit a liner out in RF and Nate was playing. The announcer said something like A liner to RF, DROP BALL DROP! But it didn’t cause Nate made a pretty awesome catch.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will hunt down the next person who reminds me that I lost Kruk, Kuip, David B Flemming, and Miller and moved out to the Midwest where the best I can do is listen to the Sox’s announcers’ drivel.

by speckops on Apr 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why MLB.tv’s new feature this year letting you pick the announcing crew you listen to while watching the game is so amazing.

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheap grad student. :(

by speckops on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Split it with a friends thats what I did

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawk makes my skin crawl.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst homer announcer I have ever heard is

Tim Kempton, of the Phoenix Suns broadcast team.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you heard Tim Leitner do Padres games?

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted, not Tim.

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Santo is the worst. You can hear him yelling, “get out, get out,” on long fly balls.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hello pot? This is kettle. You’re black.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It always flabbergasts me when people complain about our announcers

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m always just like, “Well, you can’t have them anyway!!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Those people make their broadcasters look like fucking geniuses in comparison.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I think most people are just used to announcers rooting for their team slightly and when you get the opposite, it stands out even more.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I’ve never listened to another team’s broadcast when the announcers didn’t come across as homers, even if it was subtler than usual. And yes, that includes the Giants. My favorite announcer (Since Buck’s untimely passing) is Jon Miller, though.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless paired with Joe Morgan

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I can see this but I still think that’s stupid. Kruk and Kuip are lower down on the homer list compared to a lot of broadcasters.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk is much more of a homer than Kuip

Kuip sometimes calls him on it. Kruk really homerizes on balls and strikes, and on long fly balls…if an opponent hits a long ball, it’s “the balls are really carrying today.” If a Giant hits one, it’s all power and hands and squaring up, etc etc.

I grew up with the greatness of Ernie Harwell, very little homerism, a really nice guy.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 24, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god.

I loathe Joe Morgan with the intensity of a thousand suns. Had Morgan in the booth for the Cards/Mets game other day, and he called a Wainright curveball a ‘bad pitch’, because he didn’t bounce it in the dirt. Was a called strike.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

my contribution

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

still great

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the Giants announcers are awful in terms of homerism (through Kruk can be when he starts making excuses), but it’s also because I’m used to watching them and I expect them to root for the Giants a little bit.

Still, it seems like they usually admit it if a bad call goes the Giants way and they give credit to the other team for being good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also: “Giants’ Baseball is Torture!”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than doing it in national broadcasts. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Chris Rose and Eric Karros.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a disgrace.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m honestly surprised Eric Karros has time to broadcast for the Nationals. Doesn’t that interfere with all the time he has to spend tending to his hair?

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. I stopped paying attention while I was typing

That should have been “to do national broadcasts.” Too much baseball on the mind.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Karros

had a gay male stalker.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Karros’ hair. I’ve seen more attractive roadkill. But what do you expect from an ex-Dodger.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is from the broadcast last Saturday, I assume? What all did they say? The Mets game was on here instead, and mlb.tv was, of course, blacked out. And I don’t think I was on gameday much that day.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember any specifics

Basically ridiculous Dodger homer bullshit. If I recall, at one point there was something about Sandoval having no power or something similar.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLO HAS NO POWER

also, isn’t clutch.

/adjusts roadkill wig in mirror.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

As jponry said, it was fucking disgraceful. Totally pulling for the Dodgers the whole time. Talking up the Bums and talking “analytical” trash about the Giants.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Karros saying something like

“Not a lot of guys hit Lincecum very well”

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
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Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS JUST IN

WATER WET

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

UPDATE

THE SUN IS A BAJILLION DEGREES

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

there were a lot of things in the gamethread

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of this

And also, they do criticize Giants players when its deserved and I can think of several broadcasters out there who would never think to do this

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk kinda stinks sometimes. And I think he sounds like George W. Bush for some reason.

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by xanthan on Apr 24, 2010 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

drunks

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by DrStankus on Apr 24, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

STFU

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Buck had more announcing talent in his pinky nail then those two idiots

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

I don’t think it was the normal bunch in the booth tonight, but almost all announcers are homers, and tend to make retarded statements from time to time.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya ive posted over at the Cardinals site a couple times, there are pretty cool over there.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can stick around.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheers

I get the impression that a lot of other teams fans like to post here because we’re so hyper-active.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's exceptionally hard

to follow two different game threads at once, that have similar levels of activity. Was a pretty slow night at VEB, though. only 1700 comments or something. I lurk here pretty often, though infrequently post.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay away from Purple Row

They won’t like you.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIDDLESTICKS

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

well done.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll fit in well here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can stay

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok

They’re a bunch of motherfucking Tim Tebows over there anyway

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

u r not TrulyBlessed

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 24, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you. Wreck’d

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELCOME, OUR CARDINAL FRIEND, WELCOME!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

I like you.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you

You can stay.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your welcomed here anytime.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I like that there’s only one green comment in this thread, and this one’s it.

by speckops on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL How many threads did we have going on Opening day? Like 5 or 6?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had like 2 before the game even started

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a good dude (dudette?)

We obviously got very lucky tonight. Hope you stick around our insane asylum.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I manage to amuse myself here.

I loathe the Dodgers, so those game threads in particular entertain me.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you just know what to say to get us to like you!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are your thoughts on

throwing beer on outfielders while they are trying to make catches?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I look

Like a fucking Cubs fan?

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a cards fan no?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a Cards fan, yes.

But that sort of shitty behavior is generally only seen at Wringley. Well. Or Chavez.

Occasionally a fan of a random team will do something retarded, due to the fact that people in general are fucking morons. But… you’re going to see a larger percentage of douchebaggery in the two aforementioned places.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We caught some pretty douchey Braves fans during opening weekend.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

History will repeat itself!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the Stadium, or at McC?

Was mostly just Braves1 spewing fecal matter from his oral cavity, if I recall correctly.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the stadium, and the dudes at Talking Chop were apparently being pretty unsavory characters.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol “kicking the ball”

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just remembering 1987 that's all.

I still kind of hate the cardinals. Jeffery Leonard getting beer thrown on him at trying to make a catch on the warning track, Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, need I go on? It’s nothing against you, I just have an irrational hatred that I can’t seem to shake.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE CARDINALS ARE DEAD! THE GIANTS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hating McCarver is natural.

Dude’s a total tool. But Buck? :(

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He means Joe, not Jack.

If you’re surprised someone hate Joe Buck… well…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, he was talking about 1987. Joe Buck was like 18 then.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said “Joe Buck” though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I’m not exactly a Joe Buck fan, but…it was in ‘87. If he actually meant Joe when he typed ’Joe’, then my apologies for the reaction. But if you meant ‘Jack’ when you typed ‘Joe’, them be fightin’ words.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

87

only applied to the Jeffery Leonard incident.That is in a bucket of Cardinal hate with Joe Buck, and Tim McCarver. I should throw Oquendo in there too. Good thing Candy clocked him.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

I can empathize with the Leonard incident. Was a dick move that was lambasted even by Cardinal fans.

I can’t really blame anyone for disliking McCarver, or JOE Buck, though.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just need to get these feelings out

at the beginning of every Cardinal Series or I’ll just go nuts.

THe Jim Edmunds/Willie Mays comps also sickened me.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lawl.

Jimmy Ballgame is one of my favorite players of all-time players, and I’d love to see him pad some counting numbers to get some Hall consideration (even though he won’t make it).

But comparing to him to one of the greatest, if not ‘the’ greatest all-around players to ever live is just blasphemy. You won’t find many rational fans that would have made that comparison.

But then again, people are calling this J-Hey kid by such a nickname. So the intelligence and rational thought of human beings must be called into question.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edmonds is criminally underrated. I hope he makes the hall.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/over the shoulder catch

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/breaks in on ball, turns around and makes diving basket catch

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The idiots that had the nerve to support

Pujols over Bonds in past MVP debates annoy me as well. All this Cardinal negativity.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the years is was pretty close.

Some of the years, it really wasn’t. The real crime was the year Ryan Howard won it, though. Pujols had the better season.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a just world, Pujols would be venerated by the unwashed masses. Instead, Teixeira (a great player) is.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols was completely robbed that year by Howard. I still can’t get over what an obvious choice it was and they still messed it up.

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh don’t remind me of that one. THAT was awful. Literally the only stat where Colon was better than Santana was wins. I think Santana even had a better WPCT.

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I mention

Bonds v. Pendelton?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree

I’m just having a cathartic moment.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d be okay if he died a virgin.

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by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBJECTION

Cubs fans don’t get laid.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

It’s like, “Are you flirting with me?”

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back away

He or she is mine.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to decide whether

to be amused, concerned, or interested (or all of the above) by this subthread.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd go with concerned.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Timmy didn't deserve the cy young

Cause he fucking murdered wainwright and carpenter. Stfu announcers if timmy had any offense like the cards he would be 32-0. / remembers giants offense and cries!

by waffles on Apr 23, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

LOL Larry Jones

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by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that I’ve seen the pictures, I can conclude that those orange uniforms are absolutely fantastic. More beautiful than Rally Christina Hendricks, even. THERE I SAID IT

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

boioioing!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

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by ryanmiles on Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned

nothing hotter than C.H pics

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by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

.
rally’s me every time

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

never forget...

she was in firefly and /tv friendly nudity

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by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

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by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with Merope. CH does nothing for me.

by kdl on Apr 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

kindly leave

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by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or leave unkindly

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she’s hot. Not quite enough to qualify as a girl crush, but I can appreciate her.

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT AZN

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I’m in this category. She’s not my ultimate girl crush by far but no one has to explain why she’s hot to me. I get it.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good way to put it. My girl crush is Rachel McAdams.

by kdl on Apr 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like you

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it that when girl has a girl crush, it’s incredibly hot, but if I have a man crush I’m laughed out of the room like some kind of 5 legged cat?

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because 5 legged cats are hung like ponies?

by speckops on Apr 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not hot, but it’s kinda cute.

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think man crushes are cool.

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOZ UR MANCRUSH!??!?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine's Sergio Romo.

Deal with that, haterz!

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by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

RYAN REYNOLDS

/scar jo

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romoulan

/raises shields

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 24, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay

I have a man crush on Timmy, Brian, Pablo………..

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

My man crushes

Just about every Sharks player.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boyle

/Swoon

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boyle is a handsome dude

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks about 15

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ve found walrusman’s mancrush

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always makes me laugh.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 23, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

As opposed to Vlasic, who looks like he’s 12.

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by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

that gives walrusman an opportunity to upgrade

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Joe Pavelski isn’t bad either.

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by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Pavelski and Torrey Mitchell are probably the best-looking players on the Sharks. Greiss is a close runner-up, IMO.

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by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh I’m not sure how I feel about this picture.

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s really really good looking.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the flying fuck

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck is this

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I raise you Douglas Murray

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm

He looks smaller than I imagined. He must just be incredibly strong.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, where’s the pic of Murray tearing off his shirt? That’s the best one, IMO.

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by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found it

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by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha wtf

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweden is a weird country

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by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I love Douglas Murray. His interviews crack me up.

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by djp4cal on Apr 24, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the ?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I contribute my own girl crush to the gameday threads anyway.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, I'll confess my man crush

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

who doesn't have a crush on Ichiro??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that hit in WBC against Korea meant more to him than winning a world series.

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm.

I think he’s overrated as a hitter. Dynamite in the OF though.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

Nine straight 200-hit seasons is overrated?

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

His Average tends to be kind of 'empty', though.

Doesn’t walk much, doesn’t display a ton of power in games, etc. I still think he’s an incredibly valuable player based on the strength of his contact ability, PLUS his amazing defense – but as a pure hitter, he’s not as valuable to a team as some are.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not really a power hitter but once he gets on base he’s pretty dangerous. Fast guy is fast.

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by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrug

He’s doing his job as a leadoff hitter. He’s demonstrated that he an hit for power, but that’s not his plate approach. Because his job is to get on base, and he’s best at getting his bat on the ball.

It comes down to what you value, and ignoring defense and health, I’d STILL take Ichiro in a lineup over Nick Johnson.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I think he’s meant for a team who is going with the “small ball” approach because that’s pretty much his game.

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r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's hard to ignore health

in that comp. We don’t really know what a healthy Nick Johnson would produce in terms of power, to offset his slightly lower average. He would walk a shit-ton more, of course.

But, I don’t really want to find out either, as I detest the Yankees.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Johnson is mostly valued because of his OBP, which comes from BB numbers well above league average. That’s what I meant to suggest.

You know what you’re getting with Nick Johnson at this point anyway. High OBP, occasional power, and maybe 130 games if you’re lucky. If you don’t like Johnson for the comp, then I pose a hypothetical player who is healthy and puts up Johnson’s numbers.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t really know what a healthy Nick Johnson would produce in terms of power, to offset his slightly lower average.

Voxx is right.

Johnson had slugging percentages upwards of .550 before he got injured, so sans injuries he looked to be a bona fide star.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Edgar Renteria used to be able to hit. Nick Johnson is not the hitter now that he was then. Current product != former product.

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the fact that you compared Ichiro to NJ makes my point

Some believe that Ichiro is some god like creature who fell from the sky in the prime of his career, and yeah, he’s better than NJ, but…

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what? I consider a player that’s averaged 5 WAR a year with consistent, excellent production on offense and defense a pretty damn good player.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I think the point a lot of sabermetric folks make is that Ichiro is possibly gimping his value with his extreme contact nature. If he worked counts a little better, drew more walks, and tried to drive the ball more often, his value would very likely increase.

He’s curerntly incredibly valuable, even just based off his defense alone – but the ‘what he could be’ nature of his game frustrates some people.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But some people think he is a top 5, top 10 player.

He’s not in my opinion. That is all I’m saying.

I think Pete Rose is overrated too and mostly for the same reasons, except he couldn’t play D anything like Ichiro.

Think about the difference in production between Bonds and Rose, Aaron and Rose, Mays and Rose, and some people hold them in equal esteem. Same thing with Ichiro, he’s no Albert Pujols.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Johnson has nowhere near 28 win shares.

Not even close to the same player. The comp is laughable.

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't make the comp.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Terrible metric, in my mind. I prefer WAR, even though it has it’s own flaws.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Still flawed, but much better.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even when you compare WAR

Ichiro has been a consistently over 5 WAR player.

Ichiro generated 39.4 WAR in 8 seasons.
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1101&position=OF

That’s an average of over 4.9 War per season.

Ryan Howard :
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=2154&position=1B#value

Manny Ramirez :
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=210&position=OF#value

David Ortiz :
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=745&position=DH#value

None of them generated 5 WAR per season.

Ichiro is a top 10 player in the American League over the last 10 years, and a top 10 player is not overrated.

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

With me, it's not a case of him being overrated.

It’s a case where I think he could bring even MORE value, if he had a slightly different approach at the plate. The guy is a special hitter, but with a more patient approach, while combined with his exceptional contact skills, I simply think he’d put out more overall production, even if his batting average drops.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

he’s said himself he could hit for way more power. and his batting practices…

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you're overreacting.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

When somebody calls Ichiro overrated

you bet I’m over reacting.

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone's got a mancrush!!!!

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU BET YOUR ASS I DO

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s romantic.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I thought Ichiro was overrated back in the day, but I didn’t know shit about defense back then. Now, I’m a huge fan.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regarding the WAR argument with the players you linked.

A lot of hitters who would be in the discussion for top 10-15, either DH (positional impact, no fielding value), or play god awful defense (Hi Manny). Ichiro has tremendous value in the field, although there are a decent chunk of hitters with better patience/power who provide more offensive value.

Is he a good hitter? Of course he is. Is he a top 10 player based on his hitting alone? No, I don’t think so. That is how some people could consider him overrated, I guess. I wouldn’t use that term. I would have liked to see him have a better (or at least different) approach at the plate, though.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But again, we come to perception vs reality

Ichiro’s skillsets are so different than anybody else in baseball, you cannot accurately project him based 100% on his stats.

PECOTA, year after year, projects Ichiro to hit under .300 the following season. The data just doesn’t plug in correctly. There IS no comp for Ichiro, so comp systems that relies on league averages as a centering point fails.

Ichiro’s stats in Japan :
http://www.japaneseballplayers.com/en/player.php?id=ichiro

Of course, he only gets 500 AB in Japan vs the 650 AB he gets in the states, and he hits 15-20 HRs every season.

He sacrifices power for higher BA because that’s what he needed to do to play in America. If he hits for low .300 with 20 HR, he’d just be another Milton Bradley.

His ability to run the bases once he gets on puts a lot more pressure on the opposing team, and as the leadoff hitter, that’s what he needs to do. He is doing his job to hit at top of the lineup.

And there is no comp for Ichiro. He is also the only player that wears his first name on his Jersey instead of his last name. Why?

Because he is Ichiro. No last name required.

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do projections have anything to do with it?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It shows that modern statistical analysis tools that uses comp and league average fail to predict the true value of Ichiro, they consider him an outlier every single year.

It’s like BABIP. When you see a .370+ BABIP you immediately say “oh that’s not sustainable”. But Ichiro finds a way to sustain it year after year. His skill set is so different that he does not regress to the mean.

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s cool, but how is that relevant. We know he’s a unique hitter, the question is how good he is.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

To further examine Ichiro's entire body of work as a position player and a hitter

As a leadoff hitter, Suzuki reached base to start an inning 109 times in 287 chances last year, 38% of the time.

Among other leadoff leaders, Chone Figgins reached base 111 times in 299 leadoff innings, a .371 percentage. Derek Jeter reached 117 in the 264 innings he led off, a great .443 percentage.

Suzuki had 358 at bats that lasted 4 or more pitches. He had 52 that lasted 7 or more pitches. He had 53 at bats when he put the first pitch in play, but he had a 1.218 OPS when he did.

Among other leaders, Jeter had 362 at-bats of 4 or more pitches, with 38 lasting 7 or more pitches.

In baserunning, James has Suzuki as being +32 bases over average last year, even though only 8 of those bases are from stealing. Suzuki scored from second on a single 13 times in 20 chances last season, went from first to home on a double 7 times in 10 opportunities, and grounded into only 1 double play in 93 opportunities.

He took 23 "extra bases" while only being tagged out one time.

In clutch hitting situations last year, Bill James has Suzuki with this line: .348/.411/.500. Pretty great, considering that a lot of clutch situations come against top closers.

For his career, he’s listed at .314/.389/.416 in clutch situations.

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

"A top 10 player is not overrated."

OK.

Alex Rodriguez is the greatest player this sport has seen since Babe Ruth.

Hanley Ramirez is the best defensive SS of all times.

Chase Utley can kill a dragon with one hand while masturbating with the second hand and making a delicious sandwich with the third

I’m not overrating any of these players – after all, they’re top 10 players, and top 10 player cannot be overrated. Apparently.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

well nobody is saying Ichiro slays dragons. In fact, based on his MVP voting the last 10 years everyone considers him a top 10 player in the American League, in the 7-8 range, and that’s where he should be.

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

The original claim (and the one I’m defending) is that he’s overrated as a hitter, not as a player.

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by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

at this point we are just going around saying the same thing over and over. You think he is over rated as a hitter, I don’t think so. I think he is a top 10 hitter in the league and should be valued as such. Is he the best hitter in the AL? No. But I will challenge anybody that says Ichiro is not as good of a “hitter” than Nick Johnson or Adam Dunn.

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You haven’t even tried to make any arguments for Ichiro as a that a top 10 hitter! You’ve only argued that he’s a top 10 player.

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by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can argue with Joe Posnanski then

http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/10/17/best-pure-hitters/

Ichiro Suzuki, #12 best pure hitter sin 1947.

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best “pure hitter” (in other words, contact hitter), not best hitter. Nobody is doubting that Ichiro is fantastic contact hitter. NOBODY. That doesn’t make him a top 10 overall hitter.

I mean, that list has Derek Jeter 7 spots above Barry Bonds. Obviouly it was not intended to identify great hitters. He even makes it clear in the article itself.

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by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

but that’s where the argument breaks down. If Ichiro hits a single and steals second base, is it as good as a double?

If he hits a double and steals 3rd base, and comes home on a ground out, where is that measured in wOBA?

Here’s where I’ll leave this argument. For anybody who thinks Ichiro is the SINGLE BEST hitter in baseball because of his batting average, he is overrating Ichiro.

However, for the “stat nerds” such as us that looks at wOBA as the end all be all model that fits every player in baseball, Ichiro is underrated because his (non repeatable by any other player) ability to make contact and utilize his speed. A walk is sometimes as good as a single, but not always. Ichiro gets to close to 400 on base off of almost pure hits.

Also one last thing of note : It’s not as if Ichiro has no power whatsoever. Last season he hit 31 doubles, 4 triples, and 11 HR. His SLG is deflated because he gets so many damn at bats, where he gets singles instead of walks.

By contrast, Pablo has 44 doubles, 1 triple and 25 HR. Ichiro was ~20 extra base hits away from Sandoval.

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he hits a double and steals 3rd base, and comes home on a ground out, where is that measured in wOBA?

Well, wOBA is a hitting stat, so it accounts for the fact that he hit a double. It also accounts for SB, actually, even though that’s not part of hitting.

A walk is sometimes as good as a single, but not always.

Right. With nobody on, they’re identical. With a runner on, a single is better. This would be relevant if Ichiro drew more walks with nobody on. But he doesn’t – he draws significantly fewer walks when the bases are empty. So this point doesn’t help you.

Ichiro is underrated because his (non repeatable by any other player) ability to make contact and utilize his speed

No he isn’t. His ability to make contact affects his wOBA. Why wouldn’t it? His ability to reach base on infield hits affects his wOBA. Why would you think that it doesn’t? Why do you think that wOBA (or any other stat, you brought up wOBA) underrates these abilities?

The only (hitting related thing) that Ichiro is good at and isn’t accounted for in wOBA is not hitting into DP. That gives him another 5 runs a year. It doesn’t come close to making him a top 10 hitter.

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by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

as far as I know, wOBA does not account for steals or taking the extra base.

Also, the point is with man on base, a strike out is the worst thing you can do, and Ichiro doesn’t strike out compared to, say Adam Dunn. Drawing a walk CAN help you, getting a base hit in that situation is GUARANTEED to help you. Moreover, even putting the ball in play can help you.

Gotta run out for now, will come back in a few hours (not complete thought). Wife is pissed at me for posting this while they are walking to the car.

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

wOBA (the one on Fangraphs) does account for steals.

Also, the point is with man on base, a strike out is the worst thing you can do, and Ichiro doesn’t strike out compared to, say Adam Dunn.

The worst thing you can do is actually double play. The second worst thing you can do is make an out. It doesn’t matter what kind of out. There is little to no difference between a strikeout, a pop out, a groundout, and a flyout.

Drawing a walk CAN help you, getting a base hit in that situation is GUARANTEED to help you.

But why is this relevant to Ichiro? We know hits are worth more than walks. wOBA accounts for the fact that hits are worth more than walks. Why are we suddenly questioning the entire way in which we evaluate hitters? Just because it’s omg Ichiro, and he simply HAS to be a great hitter?

Here’s a fact – from 2001 to 2003, Ichiro was 57th in the majors in wOBA among qualifying players. From 2004 to 2006 he was 48th. 2007-2009 he was 56th. And that’s including his SB’s, which we really shouldn’t if we’re talking about hitting. The difference between him and the 10th best hitter was 30-40 runs a year. Even if you bump him up for all the little things – DP’s, playing in a pitchers’ park, reaching on errors, productive outs, it cannot possibly make for that many runs.

Ichiro is a very good hitter, a very very good offensive player, and a great, great player. I’m not even saying that he’s overrated as a player – while his offense is based on the two most overrated skills in the game (contact, base-running), he’s also a fantastic fielder, which is one of the most underrated skills. He’s on his way to the HOF dispite starting his MLB career at age 27, which is remarkable. But there is simply no reason to consider him a top 10 hitter, and the fact that he’s a unique hitter, or that he’s hard to project, or that he’s incredible at certain aspects of hitting cannot change that.

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by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

His SLG is deflated because he gets so many damn at bats, where he gets singles instead of walks.

By contrast, Pablo has 44 doubles, 1 triple and 25 HR. Ichiro was ~20 extra base hits away from Sandoval.

Slugging is a ratio stat. The number of at bats you get should not factor into the overall power talent level a player has.

There’s a reason percentages are used as a reference more than raw numbers.

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by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he didn’t say Ichiro is overrated as player, he said he’s overrated as hitter. Johnson is a better hitter.

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by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

But his job as a leadoff hitter is to get on base, not put his bat on the ball. And he’s very good at getting on base, but far from elite. He’s only been in the top 10 three times in his career.

Ichiro is a great player, but he’s not a great hitter.

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by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The job as a leadoff hitter is also to see as many pitches as he can.

Suzuki had 358 at bats that lasted 4 or more pitches. He had 52 that lasted 7 or more pitches. He had 53 at bats when he put the first pitch in play, but he had a 1.218 OPS when he did.

Among other leaders, Jeter had 362 at-bats of 4 or more pitches, with 38 lasting 7 or more pitches.

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and another thing

Regarding the whole “he doesn’t hit for power because he’s the leadoff hitter” thing:

About a third of his career PA’s are with runners on base. His SLG in those PA’s? .424 – 14 points lower than his SLG when the bases are empty. His SLG when there are 2 outs is .425.

Ichiro doesn’t hit for power, period. He doesn’t hit for power when he’s leading off, and he doesn’t hit for power when there are runners on, and he doesn’t hit for power when there are two outs – he simply doesn’t hit for power, regardless of the situation. Maybe he could hit for power if he wanted to and maybe he couldn’t, but that’s not relevant. He doesn’t, even when the situation calls for it, and it’s one of the reasons he’s not a great hitter.

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by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro is so successful because he combines an incredibly high ground ball percentage (3rd in MLB) with the highest infield hit percentage in the game. What’s more, Ichiro basically does not hit fly balls (2nd lowest in MLB), which, as we’d expect, limits his power potential but it drives his high batting average. On top of that, he was second in the league in bunt hit percentage (among players with at least 6 bunts). That’s pretty unique – both in that he is so consistently at the extremes and in that, unlike fellow ground ballers Luis Castillo and Tony Pena, he doesn’t suck.

While PECOTA has not caught on, Ichiro has a pretty well established ability to consistently make more productive contact than the typical hitter. In 2007 he posted a .390 BABIP – high, even for him, but not that high, at least for him. He has a career .359 BABIP. Heck, it was not even a career high. Not surprisingly, that came in 2004, the year he knocked 262 hits, thanks to a .401 BABIP. By comparison, Ted Williams only managed a .378 BABIP in 1941. That was one of three seasons that he struck out fewer times than he went yard, which led to his .406 batting average, despite the low babip.

Ichiro puts his bat on the ball. All the time. His objective is to hit the ball, put the ball in play, and make the pitcher work. When there is a man on 3rd base less than two outs, who do you want at the plate?

I’ll take my chances with Ichiro and his high productive contact (and his 10% career strike out rate) over players like Nick Johnson (high on base) and Adam Dunn (high on base and power).

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re so off track I’m not sure what to say. Look, it’s clear that you like Ichiro, and that’s cool, abut you’re making all kind weird arguments about what a special hitter Icihro is, which is obvious, while completely ignoring how valuable he is.

And Adam Dunn is a much better hitter than Ichiro. Not a better player, but a much better hitter. He even gets on base more. Johnson is a bit better too.

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by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

We agree to disagree at this point. Like I said, you think Adam Dunn and Nick Johnson are better hitters, I do not. And that’s that.

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

And yes, Ichiro is more likely to drive in a runner at 3B with less than two outs than Dunn or Johnson are. Is this how we judge hitters now? Is Juan Pierre better than Dunn too?

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by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, Juan Pierre doesn’t have the bat control of Ichiro. It’s why despite his great speed and his 6% strike out rate, he hits less than .300.

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he still has a much much much better AVG than Dunn. Why is he not a better hitter? Because Dunn’s power and OBP make up for it, no?

Look, I might be misremembering, but I’m pretty you’re not a guy who just judges hitters by their AVG. This makes this argument very weird. Because AVG is the only hitting metric ever invented that would say that Ichiro is a better hitter than Dunn, or that he’s a top-10 hitter, or anything like that. So it’s like you’re basically saying “screw everything we know, I just love Ichiro” – which is great, but it doesn’t make him any better than he actually is.

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by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

One dimmensional with the bat.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then there’s the style of Ichiro … the unique warm-up golf swing, the way he breaks out of the box while he swings the bat, the way he purposely jams himself sometimes to get a hit (has anyone ever gotten more hits on pop ups that drop behind the third baseman, to the left of the shortstop and in front of the left fielder?), the way he sometimes muscles up sometimes and drives the ball out — there are many around the game who think that Ichiro could hit 25-30 home runs if he was willing to sacrifice hits and batting average, which he is not.

here are a few fun Ichiro tidbits to chew on:

– He has played nine seasons … and he has led the American league in singles ALL NINE YEARS. Nobody else has ever led a league in singles nine times.

– Ichiro missed the entire 2000 season … and still had more hits than any player in the decade — he had 90 more hits than second-place Derek Jeter.

– As Bill James points out … only Pete Rose, Sam Rice and Rogers Hornsby managed 2,000 hits in a decade. Ichiro, though, was the only one of the four to miss an entire season in that decade.

– Here’s a fun little list you can carry around in your wallet.

Most times with 260 hits: Ichiro (1)
Most times with 240 hits: Ichiro and George Sisler (2)
Most times with 230 hits: Ichiro (3)
Most times with 220 hits: Ichiro (5)
Most times with 210 hits: Ichiro, Paul Waner, Ty Cobb (7)
Most times with 200 hits: Pete Rose (10), Ichiro and Cobb (9).

– Pete Rose once told me that nobody — NOBODY — was going to break his hit record and, to punctuate the point, added: "And you can tell Ichiro he can count his hits in Japan."

Well, of course, they played shorter seasons in Japan. But, by my count, Ichiro had 1,278 hits in Japan. That would give him 3,308 hits for his career. Ichiro is about to enter his 36-year-old season.

Pete Rose entering his 36-year-old season? He had 2,762 hits. That would be about 546 fewer hits.

In fact, counting Japan, Ichiro has more hits than anyone had entering their 36 season:

1. Ichiro Suzuki, 3,308
2. Ty Cobb, 3,264
3. Robin Yount, 2,878
4. Rogers Hornsby, 2,855
5. Tris Speaker, 2,794
6. Stan Musial, 2,781
7. Pete Rose, 2,762
8. Derek Jeter, 2,747
9. Mel Ott, 2,732
10. Sam Crawford, 2,711

Of course, when it comes down to it, I suspect Pete Rose doesn’t really want to count Ichiro’s hits in Japan.

– Ichiro is the only player to have nine consecutive 200-hit seasons. Rose never had more than three in a row. Cobb never had more than three in a row. Wade Boggs had seven 200-hit seasons in a row, which was the most.

People will always argue about the value of Ichiro. That’s because his skill set is so different. How do you place value on a hitter who hits .330 without a lot of power, bangs 225 hits but doesn’t walk much, plays a brilliant right field and almost never misses a game? In 2009, Ichiro ranked 12th in the American League in Wins Above Replacement, was in a three way tie for third with 28 Win Shares and 11th in the league in Baseball Prospectus’ Value Over Replacement Player. I’d say that’s the general range — some think he’s one of the two or three best players in the league, others think he’s plenty good but not quite that good. My analytical side tends to rank him as a Top 10 player, without a doubt, but beyond that I’m not sure.

— Joe Posnanski

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I say he wasn't a great hitter?

I said a bit overrated. I probably should have added, “by some.” the the end of that statement. He’s on the verger of being a Hall of Famer in my book, based solely on his MLB resume.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with a large part of that.

I value walks highly, almost on par with singles. The fact that he tries to clamp down on potential power for contact may well reduce his value, rather than increase it. We’ll never really know.

I value defense extremely high, as does WAR. I’d put him about the 8-10 range, if I’m ranking offensive players, right now. Based on his entire body of work he’s a sure fire hall of famer when he retires.

But I do think some people believe he’s better than he truly is, based on the stylish nature of his game. Contact and Speed have value, of course… but the contact at the expense of more walks/power isn’t necessarily the optimal trade off to make.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's like arguing Shaq's not a great player

because he can’t shoot well.

His size is so dominant, that being so quick and large 100% dominates his opponent. Ichiro hits so well, that regardless of his power output (he does hit doubles and triples, and throws in the occasional home run), his value over replacement puts him at 3rd with 28 win shares last year in the American League.

The formula already compensates other aspects of the game. The total sum of his offensive contributions adds up to 28 win shares last year. At age 36.

That is a special hitter. Not overrated by any means.

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Didn’t realize he was already 36. How old am I?

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like arguing Shaq’s not a great player

No it’s not. Not at all. Not even close. Shaq was good at everything but freethrows when he was winning back to back to back championships with the Lakers. If IIRC he had a 4 assist season in there somewhere, he was a monster defensively, scoring, and rebounding.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just say

Ichiro is overrated?

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, you should extensively argue this to make your point

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+1

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iawtc

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Om nom nom

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I’m liking you more.

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good looking

Huge hoo-haa’s, nothing special.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charisma counts for something.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You always see her in nothing?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a personal problem.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh huge hoo-haa’s just don’t do enough for me anymore.

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by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

She has a certain sensuality.

It’s not just the bodacious figure; it’s the blatant sexiness. I know that sets fire to some womanly combat. But it sure takes a fellow’s eye.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's...lush.

Watch her walk.
Ok, my turn again.

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UNLIKE

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the kind that comes in a box

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TWSS!!

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you are one sick kitty

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LITERALLY!!

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NEEDZ MOAR DOG

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PUPPIES IN SPACE!

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Chocolate Cheerios with Kalua.

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were lovely tonight

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Hope I run out of room.

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Vic, you’re on fire.

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So I picked up Smoak a day before his callup

I’m doubling down. Just picked up carlos santana.

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Smooth

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I see what you did there.

by speckops on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got the DOUBLE DOWNS!

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got both those guys. Keeping my fingers crossed.

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got Smoak this morning

Was thinking the same with Santana, but I do already have Wieters.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had Rod Barajas so yeah…

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had him – moved “up” to Baker. So yeah. . .

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

courtesy of Mathis injury though, i “upgraded” to napoli

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

More LOL me – I started the season with Napoli but dropped him when he saw no playing time behind Mathis.

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone tell me where the hell this game was televised? I looked all over for it and didn’t see it anywhere. Surely they didn’t have a radio-only game on a Friday night?!?

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by PacBellBoozer on Apr 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

NBC11 in Bay Area.

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Sacramento

The game was on KMAX

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by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Channel 191 Retro TV

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a few seasons ago I would basically count every Schmidt start as an automatic win. Timmy truly is at that point right now. He’s unbelievable.

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

I remember those days, when Schmidty was always money.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahahaha what

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by GiantBrass on Apr 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird stats

Entering tonight’s game, Aubrey Huff, our cleanup hitter, led the team in runs with 11. He scored twice tonight, bumping his total to 13 in 16 games.

Entering tonight’s game, Aubrey Huff was also tied for the team lead in walks. Tied with Pablo Sandoval, matching Huff’s total of 8. Huff cheated the game again tonight, pushing his total to 9.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Huff!

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by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should probably bat #2 I think

But whatever

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then they would force him to bunt more.

 Oh, that’s right, our lead off hitter virtually never gets on base anyway.

by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer DeRosa batting second. He walks almost as much, and has better bat control.

I don’t know what to do with Huff, though.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

bench him if he slumps and then trade him for a utility infielder that hits a few more home runs each year?

by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like

DeRosa should be batting leadoff, actually. He seems like he’d be a million times better than Rowand.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This?

DeRosa
Huff
Sandoval
Uribe
Molina
Bowker
Rowand
Schierholtz

Silly lineup is silly.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go with

Sanchez
DeRosa
Huff
Posey
Uribe
Bowker
Schierholtz
Rowand
P

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY ISN’T READY!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

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by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much giving, needs to receive better.

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by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WUD TELL LINCECUM TO THROW A KNUCKLEBALL

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by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ephus.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Sanchez died?

by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starting 3B Jonathan Sanchez much?

by L-Nova on Apr 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade him for RP Jonathan Sanchez

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more Sandoval?

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er. Huh. I guess I accidently slapped 4 OF in there. Let's revise that.

DeRosa – LF
Sanchez – 2B
Huff – 1B
Sandoval – 3B
Posey – C
Uribe – SS
Bowker – RF
P
Rowand – CF

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can probably fit into Lou Seal’s costume.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if I was being exact about it

DeRosa LF
Huff 1B
Uribe 2B
Sandoval 3B
Molina C
Rowand CF
Schierholtz RF
Renteria SS

There is one fundamental problem with the way the Giants lineups have been constructed thusfar:

There are two guys who have proven average or above average at getting on base. Huff and DeRosa.

Both of those players bat AFTER the guy on the team who is most likely to drive them in.

We could probably increase our run total pretty significantly by getting Huff and DeRosa before Pablo.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swap Sandoval and Uribe and I think you may have something here

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I read something somewhere

That you actually want a better hitter in the 4 slot than the 3. But that’s picking nits, my fundamental point is that the people who are good at getting on base should bat before Pablo.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think optimal lineup construction says you should put your best hitter in the 2 spot

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not according to BTBS

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/3/17/795946/optimizing-your-lineup-by

Claims that 2 and 4 are equally important, but that 4 should have more power.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. When Sanchez got back I’d be ok with

Sanchez
DeRosa
Huff
Sandoval
Uribe
Rowand
Molina
Nate.
P

/Rents shoulder explodes

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

That’s a bit trickier, since Sanchez isn’t exactly known for his OBP. I don’t know if I’d like him in the leadoff role. With Sanchez out and praying that Uribe starts over Rent, my ideal would be something like

DeRosa LF
Huff 1B
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Uribe SS
Molina C
Rowand CF
Schierholtz RF

This would give Freddy, a high avg but low OBP guy, more of a chance to knock in runs, I think.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can get behind that.

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this one too.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

but when Sanchez gets back in 2011, we wouldn’t have huff and molina anymore

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by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not easy to put a lineup together

when 7 of the guys you have to put in the lineup should all be batting last.

by D4P on Apr 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'll make a fanpost about this?

Since it’s an interesting conversation and might get lost in the shuffle if it’s kept here.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure to reference Fred Lews

if you want to generate interest

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by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAR SHOULD FRED LEWIS BAT??/?

F-LEW 2B
F-LEW SS
F-LEW 1B
F-LEW 3B
F-LEW LF
F-LEW RF
F-LEW C
F-LEW CF
Joe Mather – P

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS LINEUP WOULD SCORE 5.5 RPG LOL

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

soooo many walk off walks

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THEY WUD GIVE IT BACK WITH THEIR ERRORS HE DROPS THE BASEBALL

AND FRED IZ 2 PATIENT

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by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT PLAYED ON SPREADSHEETS

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo! My snuggie and I just got back from the game! Good times were had by all, except for that annoying, loud, not as smart or funny as he thought he was Cardinals fan sitting behind me in 305.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t get a snuggie. :(

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by Natto on Apr 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got one and gave it away

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by SFGuy on Apr 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What! I would have bought it off you.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

My girlfriend used hers, I’m going to try and sell mine on EBay. Some are getting $40 for it.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 24, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ill give you $2

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 24, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you have to come with it.

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by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’oh!

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dood -

I discovered pulling “K” duty while Timmy’s pitching is hard. You’re not allowed to leave the board during games, man.

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by can of corn on Apr 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that done by a Giants employee?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

It WASN'T ORIGINALLY

I am still so bitter over that.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, on your behalf.

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by can of corn on Apr 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

The 3rd game of the season [monsoon miracle] we were sitting under the overhang near to the K wall. Our section had to yell at the K flipper to wake up! If that’s an employee’s job they should be fired.

by Merope on Apr 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, whoa

I completely misinterpreted that, and thought you were talking about doing it AT the ballpark.

Ignore my stupidity. Look at this Gif!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for laughing

but its funny

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Notes extension for Firefox so I can store all the K’s and just copy and paste when I need them.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a text edit window open and just pasted in what I needed. But still. THE PRESSURE!!!!

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by can of corn on Apr 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus I got hungry.

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by can of corn on Apr 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that can happen.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

IF YOU CAN’T TAKE THE HEAT DON’T INHALE THE GASOLINE! Or something.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 24, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither, the lady in front of me got the last one at the Mays gate. I arrived at 6.

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by timmeh on Apr 24, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t get one. I was there at 5:45, but my tickets didn’t get there until 6:05. It was a madhouse.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice win. Ugly uniforms that actually was used by the Orioles several years ago.

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by SFGuy on Apr 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty odd of the Orioles to use Giants unis.

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by Natto on Apr 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The O’s used the same color scheme several years ago (forgot the year). Same orange tint as their alternate unis.

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by SFGuy on Apr 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has got to mean something...

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by Natto on Apr 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahaha

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they both part of the

“Toolsy football player turned baseball player” group on Facebook?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although Fred Lewis is good at baseball

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by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

I like the idea of online MLB friendships. It just seems really silly for some reason.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAAAAT?

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by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

heheheh

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

!

Chris Haft: Scheirholtz might be in leadoff mix

Thoughts?

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

…sure.

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by Natto on Apr 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting the guy with a .320 career OBP leadoff is a great idea

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

his 11% BB rate so far this year is pretty sexy.

Also, VROOOOM.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that you mention Torres

If this means less Velez and Torres I am all for it.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing it means less Bowker

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by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably this. But at least there will be no need for Torres or Velez to get consistent starts.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But at least there will be no need for Torres or Velez to get consistent starts

There’s no need for them to get any starts now. But you know Sabes and Bochy…

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/benches uribe

/puts torres in left and Eugenio McFuckup in center
/new 1-2-3

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the grougthink has kinda settled on Bowker > Schierholtz

But I still prefer Nate. I really just wish they’d pick one, though.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah seriously, I would like to see Bowker get more time, because I think he has a higher ceiling, but right now I like Nate better. The worst thing they could do is not give either consistent playing time.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much of THIS

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with the second point

though I am pretty down on Nate. He screams 4th OF to me, though he did look impressive tonight.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY for infield singles!!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Ichiro

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natechiro

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Natechiro Schierzuki. He plays right field for the Mariants.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY BOTH HAVE AN INSIDE THE PARK HOMERUN AT SBC OMGWTF!!!!!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT GET ME STARTED AGAIN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

about how overrated he is?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARGGGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHGHHGH

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 24, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

He projects to be above .330 so I don’t really mind.

SSS OBP in his career.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. Looong swing + impatience = under-perform minor league projections.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

In an ideal world, I’d have Bowker there.

Let’s just say that my expectations of this team are not very high and to put Schierholtz at lead-off is such an expression of confidence in a young players’ skills that I would be on board with it.

As a hitter, he’s essentially Rowand anyways. So I’d rather it be the guy in his twenties with more speed.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

One important question when comparing them is, who would you rather have getting more at-bats? Rowand, or Schierholtz?

Does putting Rowand in leadoff bear the advantage of making him less likely to GIDP? Or do you want to put him 7th to try and help drive in runs? Schierholtz’s speed fits better at the top of the lineup, but he’s not a base-stealer so the benefit comes down to fly balls, sacrifices, hit and runs, and XBH behind him in the order. It feels like a bit of a wash to me, but I could see why you would want to put him there.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because a guy’s not a “base stealer” doesn’t mean that his speed loses most of its relevance at the top of the lineup. Quite the opposite, most of the value lies in taking the extra base independent of stealing them.

The base-stealing is a cherry on top. Just having a faster guy up there is enough to produce runs.

I would rather have one of the young guys getting more at-bats than Rowand. I believe Bowker and Schierholtz are both capable of outproducing him on an everyday basis, and additionally, a large number of at-bats allows for a larger sample size to evaluate at the end of the year. I also like the confidence that is demonstrated by the manager in the player.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/still doesn’t get this meme.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rearranging deck chairs on the titanic

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic
This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of “Homeland Security” is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try opening the image in a new tab and reading the file name.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically it doesn’t matter the order, its still going to be wrecked by an iceberg, killing hundreds

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Thanks to all.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this means Bowker lost his job?

Well at least he got his 37 AB’s to prove himself

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew he was screwed after ending that game in SD.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's true

even though it is stupid and maddening. Like it’s one players fault that the Giants couldn’t hit anything in PETCO. Brian Sabean and Bruce Bochy are incompetent jackasses who hurt the Giants organization.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was honestly surprised he was not optioned to Fresno after the game.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure

the only thing that keeps him in the big league team is that Sabean sleeps with Bowkers spring training stat line under his pillow.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and the fact that Jermaine Dye hasn't accepted a deal for the league minimum...yet

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's waiting to bust out his big moves soon.

C – B. Molina
1B – A. Huff
2B – F. Sanchez
SS – E. Renteria
3B – M. DeRosa
LF – G. Anderson
CF – A. Rowand
RF – J. Dye

Pablo gets traded for AAAA quality prospects, so they can move DeRosa to infield, to pick up Garret Anderson.

by Voxx on Apr 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd laugh

If I wasn’t crying

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we pick up Garret Anderson, I will officially resign from my position as a Giants fan.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

who cares anymore. bochy is going to make every possible bad decision before he makes the right one, so we might as well just wait it out

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Worth a shot.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing game!

wife almost had to knock out a girl who tried to grab my snuggie, but it did not come to blows.

Pujols and Ludwick (and to a lesser degree, Hollliday) put on an amazing show in BP, but Tim shut ’em all down!

Big Time Timmy Jim, indeed.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Anything to report about the actual fight that occurred over a snuggie?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not see that. But I believe I saw Heimy on the jumbotron throwing t-shirts into the crowd.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 24, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ‘Heimy’ on your shirt gave it away…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, makes sense. Where were your seats?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 24, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

View Box 305. I was like ‘hey, that guy posts on MCC!’ to my wife. She was like, ‘uh, OK’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha awesome. did you get a snuggie? It was such a madhouse out there before the game

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 24, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did indeed, I work at 2nd and Harrison, so an early trip to score the goods (suck it Howie) and then dinner at the Primo Patio. It was a good night all around.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe so many people turned up. I saw the lines @ the main entrance and Lefty gate and decided to try the CF gate. Made it in with a snuggie, I doubt everyone in line got one. The line for the Lefty gate stretched across the bridge and half way through the park across the cove.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 24, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Johnny: “Hey, that guy posts on MCC!”
Mrs. Johnny: “NERD!”

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 24, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It went something like that, yes.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Subject line

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was disappointed that the cute girl wasn’t throwing t-shirts in our section.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was Heimy!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 24, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I said cute girl.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was bitter they were throwing them in your section and not mine.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him too.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 24, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

was there one?

no reports. did notice some disturbances in the bleachers, but nothing beyond that.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a report on Twitter about a fight in the RF bleachers over a snuggie, FWIW.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snuggies: srs bsns

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I heard were some disturbances over what I thought was some douche in Dodgers stuff as I heard some “Beat LA” chants from the bleachers.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was someone before the game who came late I guess, but brought a blue snuggie and people got him for that but it wasn’t Dodgers. But then a few innings in a few teens walked down the bleachers, one in Giants stuff the other in Dodger stuff, and the Giants person was taking pictures and video of him, so I’m guessing it was just a bet lost. My girlfriend got me a 4 pack of tickets for my birthday and it was our second game and first in the seats we actually have tickets to (first was the 4 hour rain delay game, and we sat in the lower box just below the overhang). We’re almost in dead CF and there were some idiots there who almost got into a fight over people standing up.

Kind of disapointed in Giants fans.

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 24, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a game.

I was delighted to observe Tim overcome his faults. That change up dominated the Cards, even though Pujols has been off as of the past few games. I’m not sure how the game wound up being won. That the Giants encountered a team hitting worse in the clutch than themselves is a minor miracle. To read the SB Cards mourn their team evoked a common memory.

There’s no indication that the Giants have climbed out of their offensive abyss.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

We just need Rowand back!

by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough Peirzynskis!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets see, we’ll give Bumgarner, Romo, and Pucetas this time!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw in Neal and maybe we can get Konerko?

by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t believe we haven’t done this deal yet

by sfoakbay on Apr 24, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pierogies?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full episodes of Top Gear

where online?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hulu?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here

http://www.tv-torrents.org

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by Natto on Apr 23, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't do it with out going the torrent route?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not touching that link doo-d.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

@ hovering mouse over that.

by Voxx on Apr 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rate this

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang, so close.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta go the torrent route. But these are good. Full episodes too.

http://www.finalgear.com/shows/topgear/

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 24, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate’s dad was at the game tonight. He left quickly in the bottom 8 after Downs made the final out.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

What did his beard look like?

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

And are you sure it wasnt just Howie?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to school with one of Nate's little bros

We were pretty close chums though middle school. Dad is a real cool guy.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats pretty cool.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Never really got to meet Nate though, since he’s like 5 years older than we were, heh. Whole family is real nice though.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It ain’t no thang

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

gangsta lean

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 24, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude I probably know you

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

You go to SRV? When did you graduate?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

07

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

Yeah, we graduated together. Where do you go to school now?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

transferred to art school in SF, out of George Washington in DC

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

I go to GW. Like, right now.

Neumeister?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha. Logan? Wow, that’s bizarre

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mind. Blown.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally drunk dialed you a couple years ago. I saw Erin at a party and she gave me her phone and told me to call you.

So, that was emberassing. Blame her, though

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that

You wanted to explain that you didn’t hate me, for some reason. It was pretty funny.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

She told me that you thought I hated you because I didn’t tell you right away that I was going to GW

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is weird.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 24, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Academy of Art, amirite.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, I was just guessing.

I almost went there, actually.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best thing about it is that a whole bunch of industry people teach here or visit all the time. Also, I live a few blocks from the ballpark and I don’t have to buy mlb.tv to watch the Giants anymore.

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what I heard from the info they gave me. What are you majoring in?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

animation

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is going on with the thread?

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COMMENT CHILDREN TOKEN, that’s what

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LOLDGERS!

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Stupid Natinlols. I miss the Expos.

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i miss the Browns

/haz a sad

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 24, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have Colt McCoy now

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only now for the StL Browns is the Horrorioles…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 24, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe I read that as

Whorioles

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that comes next when they start selling players

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 24, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

can someone explain this to me?

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

In many object-oriented programming languages, this (also called self or Me) is a keyword that is used in instance methods to refer to the object …

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 24, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the deal with airplane peanuts?

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by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peanuts? In a bag? It’s crazy!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

great game at mccovey cove last night despite a bunch of bandwagoning weekender
fans and east bay okies getting a wave going in the upper deck. that was truly disheartening.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 24, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s horrifying

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 24, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line

oh yeah and in the endless parade of WTFs that is the Natinals, check out this ticket design

ben roethlisberger night?

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 24, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy took “I’d hit that” way too literally.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic slapfight between two mods over on Niners Nation about 6th-round picks. It’s auto-stairfenstration over a blocking TE!

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 24, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So he will be the antecedent of the all-important Bear Pascoe?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lose all interest in the draft after the second round

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I didn’t even follow the second round.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 24, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to see of Clausen would fall to us. Not that I really wanted him… Just an interesting storyline

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s the people I think it is, because I haven’t looked over there, neither one of them are technically mods. They can post stories, but have no real moderating power.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s me and wjackalope, though, you’d be right.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever. They’re front-page people, so they’re mods.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 24, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I saw a similar thing in AN. They were non-mod front page people (writers or editors or something weird like that) and it seemed like they didn’t really try to control themselves or anything.

Actually, isn’t this the only big SBN blog that has a single writer/overlord?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So hard I can taste it

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 24, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are others, I think. Lone Star Ball is just one guy.

I’m kind of a control freak like that.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wrote the post-game thread a couple of times!!!

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arrogant mod.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And with every sentence, a little piece of me died. Of course, you puffed up your Stanford application with it, so you got what you wanted.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do think that was the difference for my application.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand how anyone could get so worked up about the 6th round of the NFL draft.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 24, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD THING THE PATRIOTS DIDN’T THINK THAT ABOUT TOM BREADY NERD

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

that’s all

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 24, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The Devil is smiling on the Dodgers

The Nationals get a runner to 2nd in each of the 9 innings in regulation an only score 3 runs. Bonus Cantos in DC.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Giantsian

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 24, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t score in the 10th either, but at least they didn’t embarrass themselves by getting a runner to 2nd.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 24, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Kershaw/Dunn match-up.

I’m guessing 3 K’s, 2 BB’s?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against Kershaw, he had a single and a double in 3 ABs.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 24, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And no strikeouts!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 24, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then he struck out 3 times in three AB’s.

He still has more walks than hits.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 24, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird — his walkup music is “Sister Christian”, but he bats right after Cristian Guzman. So it seems like every time Guzman makes an out the Nats stadium guys play “Sister Christian” to taunt him.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 24, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT MATT KEMP

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by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

TWRS

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 24, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Threepio on keys, does remind me of Nick Rhodes.

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by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it Nats.

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by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

They would’ve tied it there if they had pinch-run a starting pitcher with decent speed. And Morgan would’ve likely been on 3B with 1 out with the winning run.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 24, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Nationals.

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK

Velez cf
Renteria ss
Sandoval 3b
Huff 1b
DeRosa lf
Molina c
Uribe 2b
Schierholtz rf
Zito p

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Bochy

Didn’t you read my well thought out posts about putting the OBP people in front of Panda?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the answer
Damn you Bochy Didn’t you read

No, he didn’t.

OBP people

Game cheaters.

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to wreck you.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to know what’s going on here.

/backs out of the room

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 24, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAD HIS CHANCE

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by Natto on Apr 24, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude couldn't get it done in 37 AB's

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh FFS

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by groug on Apr 24, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ever end up getting your tickets to this game, btw?

I MUST HAVE CLOSURE ON THIS STORY

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by groug on Apr 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No :(

It’s probably a good thing because it would have been impossible to get to the park in time to line up for the bobblehead and my brother is coming home tonight, but I’m still a bit disappointed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 24, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Velez in CF?

Dammit

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres looked like he pulled up a bit lame after running out that double play ball unsuccessfully.

Little did Bochy know that Velez has been lame since birth.

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not move Nate to CF

DeRosa, Nate, Bowker should be our OF. Velez is not a major league quality player.

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Grougthink has consensus

Nate in CF.

If only Boch would consider it.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy: “Consider what now? … God damn, do I love sunflower seeds.”

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sad to say

that Bochy would consider Nate at 3rd before considering Nate in CF

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can really see “WHY IS VELEZ?!” becoming a new meme around here. It seems like every time he starts there’s a new reply with that subject line (with good reason.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 24, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Bowker: dead.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Bowker is

Fred Lewis & Kevin Frandsen

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis & Kevin Frandsen are

Pedro Feliz.

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by Solidarity on Apr 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

STILL NOT A PLATOON!
AmyGGiants When asked if #sfgiants Schierholtz is #1 guy in RF, Bochy said, “we’re going w/matchups – going w/who’s hot”

So no platoon – instead, the ultimate use of SSS.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 24, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great...

Bowker and Schierholtz are screwed if this is true. Why can they not just pick one and stick with him?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Apr 24, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the Giants way

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hot” = getting infield hits

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 24, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Pedro Feliz is batting 3rd for the Astros

LOL

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by Gobroks on Apr 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ribeye guy

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 24, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tell myself the batting order doesn’t make that much of a difference… then I see Feliz batting 3rd and I have trouble believing myself.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEATTLOL

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