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I feel like I've used the [insert witty banter here] thing before.

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Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Pow!

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PABLO DEFENSE HATERZ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Fat guy playing third!

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by xanthan on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLOWNS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHH

Subject line!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bill Nuekom starts scribbling notes

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawon Dunston looks like a monkey in this pic.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

RACISM!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit…I didn’t mean it like that, guys. My bad my bad!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saved me the time

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is actually more racist to believe that somebody is making a racist joke when the OP was really just making a joke at the expense of noble creatures.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the thread without the shitty ump?

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by xanthan on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

McGwire: “Hey Shawon, want to look at the needle marks?”

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked it when game threads started with hot Giants fans better

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Cards announcers are right

No way a cy young caliber pitcher lets a catcher steal a base there.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WAINO WUZ RIGHT!!!!11!!1

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

sour grapes

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

CARP HAD ERA TITLE

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is dunston still employed?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

haz him sum pictures

“Sabean Gone Wild”….propellering, things like that.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to see the gameday for those “balls” if anyone has it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Good game Timmy

now go enjoy your orange slices.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Bend over

Insert witty banter

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Olympic Nate time

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS-K!

:|

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I was watching Pablo take grounders at third a few years ago.

He had a hitch in his motion.
Not no mo’.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

creepy GIANTS K

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

drunk GIANTS K

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

miller is awesome

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTZ...........K

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Another blistering ball in play from Nate.

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by xanthan on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim's going out for the 7th.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like this.

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by xanthan on Apr 23, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa Timmy was batting

done now, but wha?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t Botchy do something dippy like that on this last road trip? Let the pitcher bat then put someone else in to pitch anyway?

by Merope on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was during Tim’s fire day.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TANGERINE TIM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure having Tim pitch the 7th will turn out well

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s been wild all night and he’s right at 100 pitches. What could go wrong?

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by xanthan on Apr 23, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus christ

has bochy not learned anything?! fucking moron!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Thick headed cretin cannot learn anything new

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They better have a pitcher ready in the pen incase things get shaky

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Tim first pitch out.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

No plate discipline!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

bench him

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay the ump’s not giving the Cards strikes too!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres POWER!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is still playing?

I thought he pulled a hammy?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

It was the GiDP fake hammy pull.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did

but molina ate it

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was his suck muscle

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

False alarm. He grabbed at his legs after passing first on the DP but doesn’t appear to be having any problems

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

99 pitches. Tim’s always good for 120

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/Bruce Jenkins

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by xanthan on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEAVE HIM IN!

/Ralph Barbieri

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

B O R K

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres. Not a good hitter.

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Its like choosing between a giant douche and a turd sandwich

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

hahahahaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guns & Liquor

Sounds like a Saturday night in the town I grew up in.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drive Thru!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know if anyone cares about the NBA playoffs

But Nowitszki is beasting.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Already kinda looks like a werewolf, so why not?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a beast.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

For my generation, yes.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s German.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tebow-like

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like its a close game tho

by Montana_Rob on Apr 23, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve needed him.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey bork

it might be time to start warming someone up

by speedyt72000 on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/Bork whistling and looking at his fingernails......

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

There’s no one up in the bull pen is there?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here

Anyone else notice these crazy orange jerseys?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What crazy orange jerseys?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are wearing Orange jersey’s?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

huh, now that you mention them, yeah

by sfoakbay on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took acid before the game. All kinds of colors over here.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re just warming someone up now?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo! Oh no! He only has that one pitch! We’re screwed!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bochy logic

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's because they're stupid

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo going to the pen, JUST NOW

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

this team is fucking retarded

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol this

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Lincecum at 100 pitches, they NEED to have someone up in the pen to start this inning.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one is ready, Romo just got up now.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's only the 3rd walk?

damn. go Tim.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

he only had 3 total before tonight though

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it seems like he's gone into a 3-2 on everyone he's faced

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romosexuals to the fore!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy wanted to see who the pinch hitter wuz!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Rookie Craig Allen
Get out there an get a hit of Tim Lincecum, GOOD LUCK, KID!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon calls him Allen Craig

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many first names!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/head asplode

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only people who don't hate Bochy are those that just aren't paying attention

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The players aren’t paying attention.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of the Zito game somehow. Let timmy walk one more then bring in romo.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

/Bork logic

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

All we need is Pujols up and it would all come together perfectly

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand putting Timmy out there for this inning. He’s been struggling all night and should have been pulled.

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

HE'S THE HORSE HE NEEDS TO THROW 120 PITCHES EVERY NIGHT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/swedish chef BORK pic

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAPLAND SPIRITUALS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I see you did what there.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Who the crap is Allen Craig?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Some bloke.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit 26 DINGARZ with Memphis.

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cards prospect.

He’s hit the ball hard at every level, but doesn’t really have a position. Is blocked at first base, obviously, and isn’t great defensively at third. Might be replacing Ludwick in right field in an upcoming season, if Luddy’s too expensive to keep, with the Holliday/Pujols contracts. He’s not…bad.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d be the Giants clean up hitter.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Guzman!

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, son!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realized my error.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’LL CUT YOU

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eeeeeexactly.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind, he’s a rookie.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So would Carpenter.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

s him TFD

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

/heart attack

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes por favor

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Ow, that looked not not painful

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him, Timmy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Stairs "Dinosaur"

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, Skip

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Would you kindly

STFD

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Skip

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skip the Fuck Down?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YESH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMAY

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Embarassing swing.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So Romo just gonna hang out in the pen then?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Gooooooossssfraba

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKKum

(crap – I’m never doing this again)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LINCECAME

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow that was the best curveball of the night

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

gameday

says it was a changeup

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by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller: foreshadowing

needs music in a minor key

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM TIMMMY!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Jon, what McGwire teaches is “I just want you all to know that I’m so very, very sorry for how I disgraced the game.”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it Mark

Stop apologizing.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not til he's safely enshrined.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

H Y M N S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON TIMOTHY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BULLSHIT

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It was inside, sadly. Close, but inside.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OH COME ON

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

 BIG TIME TIMMY JIM

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

nngh

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him, Timmy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING LOAD OF SHIT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

120 pitches?!

HES NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL – haven’t seen that in a while.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

119th pitch? D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is awful. Really awful.

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

thid team is fucking retarded

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will be fine. Jesus.

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not Jesus

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry is obviously the holy ghost

She’s everywhere at once.

How do you think she makes so many comments?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a period in there. That makes no centz!

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

porcelain!

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEARING HIMSELF APART!! BAD MECHANICS!

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Jimothy!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Time Timmy Jim!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Timmy!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

at my MLB game day Pitch Fx

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that looked scary off the bat

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

it sure did

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTA BOY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 120 on the nose!

Who called it?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

good job, timmy.

i’m still peeved @ that run but hey.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Always trust in Tim

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Timmy!!

Got nervous for a second there.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, MLB.com
Tim Lincecum has struck out seven Cardinals through six strong innings on Friday night.

Strong innings.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t have his best, but the fact that he only gave up 1 run is pretty incredible considering how bad he was getting with his counts.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks good in the boxscore!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta do what you gotta do. His control has been iffy, but he’s made Pujols and Holliday look foolish when it counted.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it you just look at the results

7 IP, 8 K, 1 ER. Good results, even though the ride wasn’t that great

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES!! FUCK YES!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/waits for Tim gif

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask, and ye shall...

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

never gets old

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

love this

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok Timmy

now you can go enjoy your orange slices.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

And Taco Chaco’s

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

chaco tacos?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chalko Talko

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chulko Tomko

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

borko torkos

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

prescription_brownies.exe

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, I stayed up to watch Timmy pitch. At 120 pitches his night better be done! So is mine, I’m taking my headache and stuffy nose to bed…

by Merope on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

When Tim Lincecum is off, he throws 7 innings of 1 run ball with 8 strikeouts

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t it awesome?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty fucking awesome.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he didn’t deserve the Cy Young last year.

/Cardinals announcers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Wellemeyer is off, swap the 1 and the 8, and divide the 7 by 2.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the kind of game a Cy Young wins — pitches deep into the game giving up only 1 run when you’ve got only one of your pitches working.

SUCK IT Card announcers.

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

But don't you know?

WAINO WUZ ROBBED!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winz!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But but but Wainwright should’ve won the Cy Young. STFU Cardinals announcers

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa, Why?

You been so patient all game, but now a new pitcher and you swing at his first pitch of the night?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Timmy is “feeling like a Cy Young” to Baggs this year

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunno,

Timmy skipped out on the annual Baggs Sports Physical.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Tim, if you could just turn your head a cough for me a few more times..."

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

*and cough

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is that guy’s hat?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo fails

to set up another GIDP

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Why Pablo?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It's not slop, but Pablo is hacking at it.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants start hacking again

Hensley must have a hot date tonight!

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Dammit, I just realized I forgot to eat dinner.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I do that a lot

made sure to do dinner before the game started tonight

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw effff

me too

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 23, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had some good pasta made by my wife.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish I had a wife.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll trade you mine for Ryan Howard

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

is it 2 ER in the last 34 innings?

by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

For the offense.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott has a gnarly bruise

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants Noffense

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowands poor face

:(

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Back from the land of the dining hall

Where sweet and sour pork did not taste like it was sweet and sour or pork, and oreo cake had far too much whipped cream on it.

Also, saw a guy wearing a BEAT LA hat. Nice.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you look at that guy and nod in approval?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. I don’t think he saw me though, so I might have come off as either creepy or having an odd twitch to an outsider.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to save my fist bumps for people in jerseys. There have been a few this year (both Giants and Sharks).

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably thought you were a spaz.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLAUDREY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He likes to lick. And suck.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff. Not a clean up hitter

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff. Not a clean up hitter

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes

Aubrey Huff. Not a clean up hitter

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Scott get any surgery?

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think so.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, cause he would have been out longer

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

at his current pace, clean up hitter

Aubrey Huff will hit 10 hr and drive in 50 runs. Ish could do better than that. Seriously.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ON PACE

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s doing ok with getting on base, but dude has no power.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the only times he’s flashed power was to right-center. Which is… unhelpful.

Haven’t the FO people hear of SPRAY CHARTS? (Don’t answer that.)

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if he hit more balls to right center, he would at least get some doubles and triples. But he honestly hasn’t hit many balls there other than the one game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THREE HOMER GAME

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does that relate

to this here average number? I dunno…he’s a vet, we’ll sign him.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And better defense

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 23, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He works the count pretty well though.

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garko could do it too.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Huff accounts for 62.5% of the pitches this inning.

AL EAST PHILOSOPHY AT WORK

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Time Timmy Jim, we were holding out for you

I need a hero!
I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night.
And he’s got to strong and he’s got to be fast and he’s got to be fresh from the fight.

Thank Jimothy!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Important inning here – middle of the order

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO TIME!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ish sighting

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Poo Holes just killed a fan.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I felt the breeze here in Blankland.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romosexual Time

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, Frisbee

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn that ball moved.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Pujols

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him Sergio!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAUTIFUL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OH BUT HE ONLY HAS ONE PITCH

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, it's annoying when you're wrong and people call you on it

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we STILL talking about Mariano Rivera?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

PujoLOLs

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is awesome.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LMAO Poop-holz

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

wahhhh so predictable wahhh

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres gets a hit he’s awesome. Romo gets two guys out. He’s the greatest reliever of all time

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup, that's what i said alright!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a doctor, but here's some free advice.

QUIT WHILE YOU’RE AHEAD.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a doctor

I endorse this advice

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no! Random posters on an internet blog think I’m a douche. How will I go on? Oh I know I’ll continue not giving a fuck.

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you care so much?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, your replying to every comment shows how much you don’t care

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry says it much more succinctly than I did

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/minion

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

predictable

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

predictable

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/howtheyscored

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait I’ll save you uncreative fucks some time…

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROGNOSTICATABLE

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW COOL YOU SOUND!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

who gives a fuck what random people think? why reply? fuck the dodgers?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you keep saying this

But you OBVIOUSLY care a lot, since you, you know, keep getting involved. You even called everyone who was ragging on you fucking morons. You don’t do that if you don’t care.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL the lie back and take it advice. Nah.

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

THINK OF ENGLAND

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Twain had some advice for the likes of you

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever

Give us crap. You can’t claim you don’t care, though.

You, yet again, miss the point completely.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s some free advice. I don’t give a shit what u say

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

U DED DAWG

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

predictable

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR 5

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys

I’m starting to think DFARowand is kind’ve a douche.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, grammar fail

kind of.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

just now? You're just now starting to think that?

no, it’s us that’s wrong. This entire site is wrong, he’s right.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’ve never see that error made that way

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t care what u think!!1

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for all the caring

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS WHY I RESPOND TO EVERYONE WHO MAKES A VAGUE COMMENT ABOUT ANYTHING I SAID!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always known you’re a douche

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLEVER!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

did anyone predict this?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

predictable

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncreative Fuck!

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/missionary position

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD again, Really scary hitter!

My pokemonz can take the hit for you bad night if the Giants win.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the appropriate reaction.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fatality

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FLAWLESS VICTORY

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

manny > albert

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD PUJOLS

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll bet he pretty much wants to just forget this game.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he’ll take it out on us later this series.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Likely

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OHHHHH FUCK YOU PUJOLS

holy shit!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey, it's Matt Holliday

Still kinda wish Neuk had opened up the wallet for you.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Moi Aussi

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELITIST

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But also

If that would have impacted dollars we would spend to keep our pitching core together I may have been upset.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

but our pitchers need outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been a LOT of dough with our pitching.

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neuk's a rich dude.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know he is a big thing here and all

but why would he want to hit here if he could protect Albert Pujols and have a chance at the postseason?

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

He has to know it’s only a matter of time before Sabean would throw him under the bus.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

HITTERS DON’T WANT TO COME TO SAN FRANCISCO.

He would be hitting for the best pitching in the league. Granted St Louis is up there too, but it’s still worth making an offer, which Sabean did not do.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HITTERS DON’T WANT TO COME TO SAN FRANCISCO.

That explains why Huff signed with us.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have come at the cost of Cain and Wilson.

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by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my

‘opened the wallet’ comment implied that I wished he had expanded payroll to the extent necessary to get him and retain the rest of our players.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Komo

/insert K image here because I’m too damn tired. And hungry.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Eat something!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

like corn

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not a cannibal!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo can’t get good hitters out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

They all hit decisive dingerz off him.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mediocre pitcher

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Romo can't win in December?

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

inb4 also predictable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, he's right

It is predictable. That doesn’t mean it’s not deserved.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. I dont think I ever once said Sergio Romo was not a good pitcher.

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Wilson's shoes

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of which

When’s the last time he pitched?

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

2008

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wednesday

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

before the Dodgers series?

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched the 9th in the last Padres game.

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

…ummm it must have been the 8th since I don’t believe Padres had to worry about batting in the 9th.

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched Wednesday in San Diego

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he?

Missed the end of the game, thankfully.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

are they bedazzled?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Captain Kirk

The Romolan ship is decloaking

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t understand why you posted this, but I like it.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wait. I get it. Dur.

Nice one.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

predictable

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew you'd say this

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Literally.

Wait, that’s not the right one.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM SERGIO

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him, Romo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

If Albert was seeing well and hitting well he would have never swung at that pitch.

LOL Cards Annoncers.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, stupid.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah sergio had nothing to do w/it

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

spelling fail: announcers.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

-wince-

From the sound of it, it’s not the usual group in the booth tonight. But still, that’s brutal.

by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES, DUDE

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ISHI

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WOULD HUFF HAD MADE THAT PLAY?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

And then fallen into the photographers’ well.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

he might have, since he’s right handed

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff isn’t right handed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i did not know that

whoa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bow down to my superior baseball knowledge.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

is

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

On purpose?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL def switch

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG ROMO SUX! Fucking morons

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OK if I got a warning I think this deserves one

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got a warning?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

awhile ago

for using that exact phrase

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I recall, you were getting pretty heated in general back then

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

didn’t say I didn’t deserve it. But I’m saying I think this is a similar situation. But I’m not a mod, too swift with the BANHAMMAR

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anything has been ban-worthy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

but really obnoxious and annoying. And calling everyone fucking morons.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, some would say that’s a perfect description of you! :)

(kidding)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEYO

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/has no retort

//goes home crying, clutching blanket.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, so am I.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS IT WEARABLE?!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A number of “mainstream” overall fairly well-liked posters have been warned over the years. It’d be weird to see one of them banned.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have

In retrospect, deservedly so.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said well-liked

LOL JK

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got warned by Graham from LL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

For what? Not using subject lines or chatspeak?

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was not using a subject line.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are strict about it

But they do actually have decent reasons for it.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and they weren’t mean about it or anything.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they use it almost as a PM sometimes.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Goofus has used the warnings as a PM for ticket offers before

The bastard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like a warning from Goofus, then.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preferably for 3 seats for July 18.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved it there

because that’s what I’m used to doing anyways..it’s so much easier.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are their reasons?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they can collapse threads more easily

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Flagged comments can be linked to directly only if they have a subject line. Moderation becomes much easier.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flags still don’t work correctly for me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird

Sounds like Grant has neutered your mod powers.

by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

worried about her minions

doesn’t want a coup in his e’tat

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t know why I can’t see them either

I mean, I can see them when I Inspect Members but that’s not that useful

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I Inspect Members

TWSS..amirite?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waggly eyebrows

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOMGWTFBBQ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send me a waning, please.

I want to see what one looks like.
Hell, maybe I’ll frame it.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or even a warning.

/eyes the Moon

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/warned

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say

I’m probably “mainstream” but IDK about the rest.

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posters who regular would recognize, and not as laughing stocks.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

*regulars

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

For instance, those who say "predictable"

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL nothing you did deserved a warning

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was before your time

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo sucks fucking morons?

That’s really kinky.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

le *sigh*

I wish I were dumber

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by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – defensive replacement

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FFS TRAVIS

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

i wish i could throw like romo.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

predictable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

loving the new meme

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

predictable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL defensive replacement

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM, ROMO

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I WOULD ENJOY IF IT THIS HAPPENED

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi doesn’t need defense. he has a 1.429 OPS.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk on Romo

“I don’t think this guy can throw the ball straight.”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PROFILING

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitch it gay, for a K

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Literally!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim, stop absorbing Wellemeyer's suck!

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy needs to work on his spitting

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Ishikawa had a start yet this year?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think so.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow his game logs are hilarious

9-GF
9-GF
9-GF
9-GF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He only has like 6ab all season.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

brothers molina:

b molina: “fuck you”
y molina: “eat shit”
b molina: “psst, slider”
y molina: “thanks, douche”

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YESH!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Torres looked terrible on that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES

But that did look a bit worse off the bat than it wound up being.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was going to be way out, since he turned and was sprinting with his back to the infield!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he looked terrible but got it. Velez would look terrible and then have it bounce in front of him then over the ball.

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

While colliding with other defenders

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

(oh and “ball” sb “wall”)

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He took a Marvinian route there

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangey, yo

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUMPIN' ROMO!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sexy!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He makes the orange jerseys look good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to get out of it Romo!

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

CARDINLOLS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Not gonna lie – I was glad it was Torres going back for that one and not Velez.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

still think sergio looks like lead singer of system of a down

serj tankien or something like that

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yadier thought he got it.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Needz some Weezy.

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLCARDINALS

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, OTHER TEAM!

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO ROMO, GOOD PITCHER

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Cardinals announcers:
“Molina is a good hitter with 2 strikes”

Reality:
.217/.265/.282

Statistical FAIL!!!

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

But the extendo-bat!

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s could be pretty good compared to how most hitters hit with 2 strikes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

cardinals announcers = stupid

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were talking to Bochy obviously.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a feeling that they had just pulled that number out of jcb9’s ass.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

defenestrate means to remove the window

exfenestrate means to go out the window.
Science.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing Manny Ramirez isn’t on the Cardinals.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I know this is predictable but I’m just really fond of Sergio Romo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

None of us would have guessed.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

More dining hall OT!

I bumped into the guy who played Dewey on Malcolm in the Middle while in line for the pseudo sweet and sour pork. I didn’t realize it was him until I walked away and did a double take after seeing his ears. I’ve seen him around the dining hall before since he lives in my dorm, but that’s only been from afar and while in creeper mode.

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by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That must have been... bizarre

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

U$C = Where the stars go to school

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNIVERSITY OF SPOILED CHILDREN!!

/almost went to usc

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/almost applied to usc

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/couldn’t afford to go to USC.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME TOO!!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are actually a lot of people on scholarships here. I’m the only one stupid enough to have to pay the full ride that I’ve met.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you sir, are insane. since i would have been an out of state student, the cost of attending usc would have been more than 50 grand for me. ridiculous.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol sir

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

USC charges more for out of state?

Why? They are a private university.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i swear when i applied the COA was higher for me since i was out of state. maybe i’m too drunk and got confused….

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Sir

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sir lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are no girls on the internet

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, I'm a girl

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Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I thought you were a guy or anything…………..

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s as if we don’t exist on the internet or something.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, not with clothes on.

I’ve seen LOTS of naked girls on the internet

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

rule 16~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

not the first thyme this has happened to me

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are no girls on the internet

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry. I’ll go back to the kitchen now.

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Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Do you have wifi there?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you please make me a sandwich? I’m very hungry.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is probably a video on the internet that starts exactly like this.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's insane

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/afraid of the ghetto

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

USC and that shitty stadium they play in is in a bad area of town.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. It is crazy how the graffitti and everything is there.

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, as long as you stay in groups and don’t go past the Coliseum or the Row, or go west, you’re good. The campus police are hard-core.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the stupidest reason. I didn’t want to take the SAT math subject test.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – reminds me of my arbitrary process for choosing what law school to apply to. If they wanted a photo, I wouldn’t apply. LOL me.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, that was my process for applying to school. Needs the math SAT II test? Not applying. I ended up getting into a good school with a good scholarship, though.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that even legal?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently so. Pissed me off, though.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, we are rumored to have Zac Efron come here one of these days. I mean, you can’t get a much bigger star than that! /chasm

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever see Snoop Dog?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I have seen George Lopez.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Closer Plan

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

God only knows what we'd be without you

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it looks like the “real” Bengie showed up this AB.

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The fat hacker?

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/plays WoW

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont swing at that

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Oakland

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, ESPN's boxscore is lying

There’s no way bengie walked earlier this game, is there?

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by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

on 4 pitches no less!

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get this: it was a 4 pitch walk

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly?

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by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SRS!

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

nowai

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need some

runs

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan has time to scoop up the ball, run halfway across the diamond, check his watch, go pick up his drycleaning, then throw out Bengie running to first.

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

by 20 feet

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dutch Boys cleaners has a $1.59 any garment special!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And buy a new pair of ugly socks while he’s on the way.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like his socks, they make me lulz

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t take my eyes off of them. I miss the play every time, because I’m still staring at his socks.

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's what happened on his error

he was spinning around to throw and caught site of his socks and was instantly distracted.

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was Schumaker, not Ryan.

Good lulz, though.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

it was ryan who threw it into the stands, i believe in the first

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought you were talking about the one that went through the 2B’s legs because he turned early, based on the comment.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

well, skip was probably blinded by the socks too

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Routine double play, gotta hurry, and OH GOD WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!”

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he actually had time to wind his watch and tell the drycleaner he needs a patch on his sleeve

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That must be the first groundout for Bengie since at least his last AB

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

brothers molina:

bengie: “i kill you”
yadier: “no, you”

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JON’S SILENCE

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by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

good night for Uribe

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by rxmeister on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson's shoes man....

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

sexy

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they're wearing these every friday?

i endorse this decision

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

they should also go with orange pants…

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES to bondslegend, NO to you.

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

it’s incomplete otherwise

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by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

that would be…interesting?

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU

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by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan, personally. If they had pants that weren’t white, maybe it would be better.

I think it’s only Friday home games.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another question from the guy who just got here

How has Downs looked? Was his hit legit, or a squib?

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by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

legit liner to the OF

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

legit

it was so legit that they walked him semi intentionally the next time up.

But he made a ridiculous dive on a ball down the right field line; a real laugher.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was just stupid

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Decent at the plate, and he tried to pull a tough play behind second base that he could quite scoop out. Good range, though.

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by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

I have semi-irrationally high hopes for him.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The luck of the Timmy

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL rbi

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Card announcer just gave a shout out to Jose Uribe. I’m taking back some of the nasty things I said.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't take anything back, you'll just have to renew it soon enough

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson hasn’t recorded a save yet this season, has he?

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by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He is 2 for 2

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

matt downs

not the hero we were expecting

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by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

he's a hero just for keeping Renteria out of the lineup

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by rxmeister on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the way

what’s the deal there. including the off day, that’s 3 days

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The return of the spurs!

(I don’t know)

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

“shoulder’ problems

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy inning please, Brian. Don’t bring it around to you know who.

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by rxmeister on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bengie
Asked if he could catch 29 innings over two days as Yadier did, Bengie said, “Heck yeah, but it’s not going to be pretty afterward.”

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ew

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that pretty before to be honest.

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by iammclovin on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

or during

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Howard T. Scored will camwhore his Giants snuggie

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

do I want to know what camwhore means?

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh nm

derr

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

“howtheyscored”

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it has something to do with Cammie Blackstone

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by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright Wilson finish this.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how much confidence I have in Wilson.

It has not always been thus.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. It’s to the point where, even if he blows it tonight, I’ll just chalk it up to a bad day.

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by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him a lot.

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice pitch

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by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanger.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM BRIAN

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

So how often are they wearing these orange unis

by DFARowand on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

friday home games I believe

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

on "orange fridays"

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too often.

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by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friday's

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close the door, Bri

and go get that Snuggie Dude’s girlfriend.

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

“looks comfy”

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

she had good phenotype

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by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fuck off

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him, Brian

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by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet, brian

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

97!

STFD

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

10 strikeouts, $10 off

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by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Weeee

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it! You’ve got a 3 run lead, throw it right down the middle and make him earn his way on.

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Where?

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

4 seamer

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Can, get the K image up.

SLACKER

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STILL HUNGRY

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN EAT WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

You have an obligation!

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRAP, NOW ANOTHER ONE

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not very good at this.

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by Viliphied on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

aww

that’s not very encouraging

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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m new at it. It’s harder than it looks. (TWHS)

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/claps

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT

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by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kilson

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by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felipe Lopez is a great pitcher

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I never knew BWeez had TJ surgery.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

lol i forgot about wilson and his 3-2 counts

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

THANKS UMP

GOOOOOOO WILSON

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL STFD

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson is dominant

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

KKilson

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that’s how you ring’em up, ump!

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM BRIAN!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

predictable

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Where have you been on FTF for the games?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I’m on FTF, the Sharks lose. Every time I’ve skipped out on the gamethreads, the Sharks win. I want the Sharks to win.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay then

You don’t want to be a jinx.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m extremely superstitious when it comes to hockey, haha.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn nasty

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

H Y M N S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow... FINISH HIM BRIAN

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Boooooooo

Ribe

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WARNED LOL!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

darn

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

humbug

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DO THIS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLribe throw.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nooooooooo

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

/standing'

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Scout6 is standing

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh dash it all

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh noes

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

H Y M N S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

END IT

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

end this

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH KKKilson!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I like 3 run leads…

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets try it again

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

B WHEEZIE!!!!

WIN

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Get yo' ass back down on that seat, foo

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!

I love you Brian Wilson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BANG!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you kindly

STFD

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOO YEAH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT JOSE OQUENDO

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKEOUT the SIDE!

by nofreetime on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Boom, losing streak roasted

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YES, FUCK YES

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

i love this

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man this is awesome.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LET ME UPGRADE YA

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey. your bandwidth is exceeded. UPGRADE TO PRO

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you hate it when that happens?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upgrade to Pro Today

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOO

I forgot what winning feels like!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ!

TIMMY 4-0!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

oh lawd

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you DFARowand!

We are all Giants fans, right now.

There’s nothing else that matters

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

that from twin peaks?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WIN!!!!

Photobucket

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

/not in this

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael’s not moving tonight. You would think he’s dead or something.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

irl LOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WIN THIS THING!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTA BOY 3KILSON

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

brian wilson been itchin' to do that for the past week

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You done good tonight.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, man. It was tough, but I powered through it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKilson

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

i love it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

winnah!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is terrific

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNER!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't touch this!

Literally

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrecked

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

First time in 8 years that a defending Cy Young winner starts 4-0

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZZ

Omg my computer just slowed down so bad

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

this is always the best

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TINYPIC

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM THE STOPPER

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

She's propellering wildly!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!

4-0 Lincecum and a 1.00 era! Lol if only we could of saved thos two other runs for zito haha. And lol at rdreamer thing.

by waffles on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m okay with not winning by 1 run tonight. Way too nerve-wracking after the losing streak.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are they interviewing Bengie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win!


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the guy on the right the oldest son from Home Improvement?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s not, he sure has the haircut down

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

9-7

Ah stupid pads one too. Sweep?

by waffles on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate it when this happens.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ONLY SAW THE LAST INNING BUT THOSE UNIFORMS ARE AWESOME I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY MCCOVEN KNOW IT ALLS.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M A MCCOVEN KNOW IT ALL AND I THOUGHT THE UNIFORMS WERE AWESOME

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY! THANK YOU!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM IN THIS LINE AS WELL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

chrome hates it when we win

it explodes

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win! Wooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

first the pigpen gif on fearthefin and now this on McC. I guess we’re crossing the streams now

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to look up more gif’s…..

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

soooo good

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

love it

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ this

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t get enough of this.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim’s ERA has ballooned to 1.00

by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I like when we have more points at the end

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Winz!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yays

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL bengie has a mohawk now?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY RAJ IS STUPID:

Says there’s no time to look at Molina’s haircut, then takes the time to stretch out the fact that it’s a mohawk. WTF? Amy G would have gotten a look at the hair and snuck a hug.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

And yet, the inequality still holds true:

Buster Posey > All > Amy G

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kruk's jacket

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

wooooo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAHHH!!!!!!!! LOVE IT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whee

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Tinypic!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

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