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I feel like I've used the [insert witty banter here] thing before.
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Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL PABLO DEFENSE HATERZ
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
CLOWNS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
AHHHHHHHH
Subject line!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Shawon Dunston looks like a monkey in this pic.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
seriously?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Shit…I didn’t mean it like that, guys. My bad my bad!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Saved me the time
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think it is actually more racist to believe that somebody is making a racist joke when the OP was really just making a joke at the expense of noble creatures.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
ok
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I liked it when game threads started with hot Giants fans better
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Cards announcers are right
No way a cy young caliber pitcher lets a catcher steal a base there.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
WAINO WUZ RIGHT!!!!11!!1
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
sour grapes
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
why is dunston still employed?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
haz him sum pictures
“Sabean Gone Wild”….propellering, things like that.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I’d love to see the gameday for those “balls” if anyone has it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Good game Timmy
now go enjoy your orange slices.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GIANTS-K!
:|
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I was watching Pablo take grounders at third a few years ago.
He had a hitch in his motion.
Not no mo’.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
creepy GIANTS K
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
drunk GIANTS K
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
miller is awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
GIANTZ...........K
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Tim's going out for the 7th.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Whoa Timmy was batting
done now, but wha?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Didn’t Botchy do something dippy like that on this last road trip? Let the pitcher bat then put someone else in to pitch anyway?
LOL TANGERINE TIM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m sure having Tim pitch the 7th will turn out well
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
jesus christ
has bochy not learned anything?! fucking moron!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Thick headed cretin cannot learn anything new
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
They better have a pitcher ready in the pen incase things get shaky
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Tim first pitch out.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
No plate discipline!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay the ump’s not giving the Cards strikes too!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Torres is still playing?
I thought he pulled a hammy?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
It was the GiDP fake hammy pull.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
he did
but molina ate it
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
that was his suck muscle
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
B O R K
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahahaha
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
best pic ever
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Guns & Liquor
Sounds like a Saturday night in the town I grew up in.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Drive Thru!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Don't know if anyone cares about the NBA playoffs
But Nowitszki is beasting.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Already kinda looks like a werewolf, so why not?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For my generation, yes.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Tebow-like
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
They’ve needed him.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/Bork whistling and looking at his fingernails......
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh
There’s no one up in the bull pen is there?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just got here
Anyone else notice these crazy orange jerseys?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
WHAT?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What crazy orange jerseys?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I took acid before the game. All kinds of colors over here.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re just warming someone up now?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Romo! Oh no! He only has that one pitch! We’re screwed!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It's because they're stupid
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Romo going to the pen, JUST NOW
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this team is fucking retarded
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
With Lincecum at 100 pitches, they NEED to have someone up in the pen to start this inning.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
that's only the 3rd walk?
damn. go Tim.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
he only had 3 total before tonight though
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
it seems like he's gone into a 3-2 on everyone he's faced
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Romosexuals to the fore!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy wanted to see who the pinch hitter wuz!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Rookie Craig Allen
Get out there an get a hit of Tim Lincecum, GOOD LUCK, KID!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jon calls him Allen Craig
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
/head asplode
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I HATE BOCHY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
The only people who don't hate Bochy are those that just aren't paying attention
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
But...but...but...
he’s a player’s manager.
The players aren’t paying attention.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
This reminds me of the Zito game somehow. Let timmy walk one more then bring in romo.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
All we need is Pujols up and it would all come together perfectly
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I don’t understand putting Timmy out there for this inning. He’s been struggling all night and should have been pulled.
HE'S THE HORSE HE NEEDS TO THROW 120 PITCHES EVERY NIGHT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/swedish chef BORK pic
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LAPLAND SPIRITUALS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I see you did what there.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Who the crap is Allen Craig?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Some bloke.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Cards prospect.
He’s hit the ball hard at every level, but doesn’t really have a position. Is blocked at first base, obviously, and isn’t great defensively at third. Might be replacing Ludwick in right field in an upcoming season, if Luddy’s too expensive to keep, with the Holliday/Pujols contracts. He’s not…bad.
He’d be the Giants clean up hitter.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Jesus Guzman!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeah, son!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I realized my error.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’LL CUT YOU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Eeeeeexactly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Never mind, he’s a rookie.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So would Carpenter.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
s him TFD
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Ouch.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ow, that looked not not painful
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Finish Him, Timmy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINISH HIM!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
TIM
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Matt Stairs "Dinosaur"
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
STFD, Skip
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Would you kindly
STFD
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Skip
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Skip the Fuck Down?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YESH
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Embarassing swing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So Romo just gonna hang out in the pen then?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gooooooossssfraba
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LinceKKKKKKKKum

(crap – I’m never doing this again)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Wow that was the best curveball of the night
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Jon Miller: foreshadowing
needs music in a minor key
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
FINISH HIM TIMMMY!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
No, Jon, what McGwire teaches is “I just want you all to know that I’m so very, very sorry for how I disgraced the game.”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Damn it Mark
Stop apologizing.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Not til he's safely enshrined.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FINISH HIM
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
COME ON TIMOTHY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FINNISH HYMNS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It was inside, sadly. Close, but inside.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM!!!!!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OH COME ON
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Finish Him, Timmy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FUCKING LOAD OF SHIT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
120 pitches?!
HES NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL – haven’t seen that in a while.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
119th pitch? D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
thid team is fucking retarded
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
He will be fine. Jesus.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I’m not Jesus
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Why did I follow you here then?
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
jponry is obviously the holy ghost
She’s everywhere at once.
How do you think she makes so many comments?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
porcelain!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Come on Jimothy!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Alright!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Big Time Timmy Jim!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay Timmy!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
lol
at my MLB game day Pitch Fx
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Man, that looked scary off the bat
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
it sure did
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
YAY
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ATTA BOY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL 120 on the nose!
Who called it?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
good job, timmy.
i’m still peeved @ that run but hey.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Thanks, MLB.com
Tim Lincecum has struck out seven Cardinals through six strong innings on Friday night.
Strong innings.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He didn’t have his best, but the fact that he only gave up 1 run is pretty incredible considering how bad he was getting with his counts.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta do what you gotta do. His control has been iffy, but he’s made Pujols and Holliday look foolish when it counted.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
it you just look at the results
7 IP, 8 K, 1 ER. Good results, even though the ride wasn’t that great
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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YES YES!! FUCK YES!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Ask, and ye shall...

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
never gets old
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ok Timmy
now you can go enjoy your orange slices.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And Taco Chaco’s
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Choco Tacos
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This one.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Chulko Tomko
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
prescription_brownies.exe
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
When Tim Lincecum is off, he throws 7 innings of 1 run ball with 8 strikeouts
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Isn’t it awesome?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
This is the kind of game a Cy Young wins — pitches deep into the game giving up only 1 run when you’ve got only one of your pitches working.
SUCK IT Card announcers.
But don't you know?
WAINO WUZ ROBBED!!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Winz!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
DeRosa, Why?
You been so patient all game, but now a new pitcher and you swing at his first pitch of the night?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dunno,
Timmy skipped out on the annual Baggs Sports Physical.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"Tim, if you could just turn your head a cough for me a few more times..."
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
*and cough
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What is that guy’s hat?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo fails
to set up another GIDP
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Why Pablo?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It's not slop, but Pablo is hacking at it.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Giants start hacking again
Hensley must have a hot date tonight!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OT: Dammit, I just realized I forgot to eat dinner.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I do that a lot
made sure to do dinner before the game started tonight
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
aw effff
me too
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I had some good pasta made by my wife.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
For the offense.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott has a gnarly bruise
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
…nasty sh*t…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowands poor face
:(
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Back from the land of the dining hall
Where sweet and sour pork did not taste like it was sweet and sour or pork, and oreo cake had far too much whipped cream on it.
Also, saw a guy wearing a BEAT LA hat. Nice.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Did you look at that guy and nod in approval?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh yeah. I don’t think he saw me though, so I might have come off as either creepy or having an odd twitch to an outsider.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Would have been a good time for a fist bump
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to save my fist bumps for people in jerseys. There have been a few this year (both Giants and Sharks).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOLAUDREY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nah, cause he would have been out longer
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
at his current pace, clean up hitter
Aubrey Huff will hit 10 hr and drive in 50 runs. Ish could do better than that. Seriously.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
ON PACE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He’s doing ok with getting on base, but dude has no power.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And the only times he’s flashed power was to right-center. Which is… unhelpful.
Haven’t the FO people hear of SPRAY CHARTS? (Don’t answer that.)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Even if he hit more balls to right center, he would at least get some doubles and triples. But he honestly hasn’t hit many balls there other than the one game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THREE HOMER GAME
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
How does that relate
to this here average number? I dunno…he’s a vet, we’ll sign him.
Garko could do it too.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
And Huff accounts for 62.5% of the pitches this inning.
AL EAST PHILOSOPHY AT WORK
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Big Time Timmy Jim, we were holding out for you
I need a hero!
I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night.
And he’s got to strong and he’s got to be fast and he’s got to be fresh from the fight.
Thank Jimothy!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Ish sighting
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I think Poo Holes just killed a fan.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
I felt the breeze here in Blankland.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Romosexual Time
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
wow, Frisbee
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD Pujols
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BEAUTIFUL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
OH BUT HE ONLY HAS ONE PITCH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
yeah, it's annoying when you're wrong and people call you on it
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Be prepared for a lot of predictability
You know, because you are wrong.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
PujoLOLs
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Romo is awesome.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BRIAN WILSON IS 100 TIMES BETTER THAN ROMO
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
wahhhh so predictable wahhh
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
yup, that's what i said alright!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I'm not a doctor, but here's some free advice.
QUIT WHILE YOU’RE AHEAD.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
As a doctor
I endorse this advice
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh no! Random posters on an internet blog think I’m a douche. How will I go on? Oh I know I’ll continue not giving a fuck.
Yes, your replying to every comment shows how much you don’t care
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
jponry says it much more succinctly than I did
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
/minion
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
predictable
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
predictable
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
PROGNOSTICATABLE
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
HOW COOL YOU SOUND!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
UR

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Dude, you keep saying this
But you OBVIOUSLY care a lot, since you, you know, keep getting involved. You even called everyone who was ragging on you fucking morons. You don’t do that if you don’t care.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
THINK OF ENGLAND
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Mark Twain had some advice for the likes of you
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Whatever
Give us crap. You can’t claim you don’t care, though.
You, yet again, miss the point completely.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
NO U
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
U DED DAWG
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
predictable
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
UR 5
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Guys
I’m starting to think DFARowand is kind’ve a douche.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Whoops, grammar fail
kind of.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
just now? You're just now starting to think that?
no, it’s us that’s wrong. This entire site is wrong, he’s right.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
lol
I’ve never see that error made that way
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He doesn’t care what u think!!1
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
except for all the caring
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
THATS WHY I RESPOND TO EVERYONE WHO MAKES A VAGUE COMMENT ABOUT ANYTHING I SAID!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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HEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CLEVER!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
did anyone predict this?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
predictable
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Uncreative Fuck!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
STFD again, Really scary hitter!
My pokemonz can take the hit for you bad night if the Giants win.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This is the appropriate reaction.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FLAWLESS VICTORY
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I'll bet he pretty much wants to just forget this game.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure he’ll take it out on us later this series.
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Likely
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OHHHHH FUCK YOU PUJOLS
holy shit!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh hey, it's Matt Holliday
Still kinda wish Neuk had opened up the wallet for you.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Moi Aussi
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
ELITIST
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Same here
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But also
If that would have impacted dollars we would spend to keep our pitching core together I may have been upset.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That would have been a LOT of dough with our pitching.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Neuk's a rich dude.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I know he is a big thing here and all
but why would he want to hit here if he could protect Albert Pujols and have a chance at the postseason?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Plus
He has to know it’s only a matter of time before Sabean would throw him under the bus.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
lol
HITTERS DON’T WANT TO COME TO SAN FRANCISCO.
He would be hitting for the best pitching in the league. Granted St Louis is up there too, but it’s still worth making an offer, which Sabean did not do.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HITTERS DON’T WANT TO COME TO SAN FRANCISCO.
That explains why Huff signed with us.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It would have come at the cost of Cain and Wilson.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I think my
‘opened the wallet’ comment implied that I wished he had expanded payroll to the extent necessary to get him and retain the rest of our players.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Bork
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Komo
/insert K image here because I’m too damn tired. And hungry.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Eat something!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Sergio Romo can’t get good hitters out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Mediocre pitcher
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I thought Romo can't win in December?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
inb4 also predictable
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You know, he's right
It is predictable. That doesn’t mean it’s not deserved.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I love Wilson's shoes
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Speaking of which
When’s the last time he pitched?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
2008
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
before the Dodgers series?
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He pitched Wednesday in San Diego
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Did he?
Missed the end of the game, thankfully.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Captain Kirk
The Romolan ship is decloaking
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I don’t understand why you posted this, but I like it.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, wait. I get it. Dur.
Nice one.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
predictable
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I knew you'd say this
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Literally.
Wait, that’s not the right one.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Finish Him, Romo
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
If Albert was seeing well and hitting well he would have never swung at that pitch.
LOL Cards Annoncers.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Wow, stupid.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah sergio had nothing to do w/it
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Good point.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STRIKES, DUDE
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Dang.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL ISHI
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
failkawa
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
WOULD HUFF HAD MADE THAT PLAY?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES
And then fallen into the photographers’ well.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
he might have, since he’s right handed
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff isn’t right handed
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he is on defense
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i did not know that
whoa
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bow down to my superior baseball knowledge.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
is
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
OK if I got a warning I think this deserves one
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You got a warning?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
awhile ago
for using that exact phrase
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As I recall, you were getting pretty heated in general back then
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah
didn’t say I didn’t deserve it. But I’m saying I think this is a similar situation. But I’m not a mod, too swift with the BANHAMMAR
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I don’t think anything has been ban-worthy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
no
but really obnoxious and annoying. And calling everyone fucking morons.
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Well, some would say that’s a perfect description of you! :)
(kidding)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HEYO
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/has no retort
//goes home crying, clutching blanket.
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Hey, so am I.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IS IT WEARABLE?!
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A number of “mainstream” overall fairly well-liked posters have been warned over the years. It’d be weird to see one of them banned.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I said well-liked
LOL JK
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I got warned by Graham from LL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Haha
For what? Not using subject lines or chatspeak?
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I think it was not using a subject line.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They are strict about it
But they do actually have decent reasons for it.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Yeah, and they weren’t mean about it or anything.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think they use it almost as a PM sometimes.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I think Goofus has used the warnings as a PM for ticket offers before
The bastard
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I would like a warning from Goofus, then.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Preferably for 3 seats for July 18.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I loved it there
because that’s what I’m used to doing anyways..it’s so much easier.
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what are their reasons?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
So they can collapse threads more easily
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Also
Flagged comments can be linked to directly only if they have a subject line. Moderation becomes much easier.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Flags still don’t work correctly for me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Weird
Sounds like Grant has neutered your mod powers.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
worried about her minions
doesn’t want a coup in his e’tat
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He doesn’t know why I can’t see them either
I mean, I can see them when I Inspect Members but that’s not that useful
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
when I Inspect Members
TWSS..amirite?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOLOMGWTFBBQ
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Send me a waning, please.
I want to see what one looks like.
Hell, maybe I’ll frame it.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Or even a warning.
/eyes the Moon
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I was gonna say
I’m probably “mainstream” but IDK about the rest.
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Posters who regular would recognize, and not as laughing stocks.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
*regulars
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
For instance, those who say "predictable"
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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it was before your time
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Romo sucks fucking morons?
That’s really kinky.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
le *sigh*
I wish I were dumber
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
OH FFS TRAVIS
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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GOD DAMNIT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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i wish i could throw like romo.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
predictable
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
loving the new meme
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL defensive replacement
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
FINISH HIM, ROMO
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I WOULD ENJOY IF IT THIS HAPPENED
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Kruk on Romo
“I don’t think this guy can throw the ball straight.”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
PROFILING
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Literally!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim, stop absorbing Wellemeyer's suck!
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Timmy needs to work on his spitting
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Has Ishikawa had a start yet this year?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow his game logs are hilarious
9-GF
9-GF
9-GF
9-GF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lulz
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He only has like 6ab all season.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
brothers molina:
b molina: “fuck you”
y molina: “eat shit”
b molina: “psst, slider”
y molina: “thanks, douche”
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
YESH!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Wow Torres looked terrible on that
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES
But that did look a bit worse off the bat than it wound up being.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
At least he looked terrible but got it. Velez would look terrible and then have it bounce in front of him then over the ball.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
While colliding with other defenders
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He took a Marvinian route there
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
or Bernardian
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Rangey, yo
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
JUMPIN' ROMO!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
F YEAH!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
CARDINLOLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Not gonna lie – I was glad it was Torres going back for that one and not Velez.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
still think sergio looks like lead singer of system of a down
serj tankien or something like that
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Needz some Weezy.
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STFD, OTHER TEAM!
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SERGIO ROMO, GOOD PITCHER
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Cardinals announcers:
“Molina is a good hitter with 2 strikes”
Reality:
.217/.265/.282
Statistical FAIL!!!
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
But the extendo-bat!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
cardinals announcers = stupid
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
They were talking to Bochy obviously.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He generally makes pretty good contact with 2 strikes, though.
Doesn’t strike out much.
defenestrate means to remove the window
exfenestrate means to go out the window.
Science.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I know this is predictable but I’m just really fond of Sergio Romo.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
None of us would have guessed.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
More dining hall OT!
I bumped into the guy who played Dewey on Malcolm in the Middle while in line for the pseudo sweet and sour pork. I didn’t realize it was him until I walked away and did a double take after seeing his ears. I’ve seen him around the dining hall before since he lives in my dorm, but that’s only been from afar and while in creeper mode.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
That must have been... bizarre
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
U$C = Where the stars go to school
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/almost applied to usc
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
/couldn’t afford to go to USC.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
There are actually a lot of people on scholarships here. I’m the only one stupid enough to have to pay the full ride that I’ve met.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
you sir, are insane. since i would have been an out of state student, the cost of attending usc would have been more than 50 grand for me. ridiculous.
lol sir
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
USC charges more for out of state?
Why? They are a private university.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
lol sir
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
sir lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
there are no girls on the internet
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lol, I'm a girl
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Not that I thought you were a guy or anything…………..
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Predictable
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s as if we don’t exist on the internet or something.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
well, not with clothes on.
I’ve seen LOTS of naked girls on the internet
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
there are no girls on the internet
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I’m sorry. I’ll go back to the kitchen now.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Can you please make me a sandwich? I’m very hungry.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
There is probably a video on the internet that starts exactly like this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
She's insane
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/afraid of the ghetto
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LOL
USC and that shitty stadium they play in is in a bad area of town.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hey, as long as you stay in groups and don’t go past the Coliseum or the Row, or go west, you’re good. The campus police are hard-core.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I had the stupidest reason. I didn’t want to take the SAT math subject test.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL – reminds me of my arbitrary process for choosing what law school to apply to. If they wanted a photo, I wouldn’t apply. LOL me.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL, that was my process for applying to school. Needs the math SAT II test? Not applying. I ended up getting into a good school with a good scholarship, though.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
is that even legal?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Apparently so. Pissed me off, though.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hey, we are rumored to have Zac Efron come here one of these days. I mean, you can’t get a much bigger star than that! /chasm
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ever see Snoop Dog?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
No, but I have seen George Lopez.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Closer Plan

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
God only knows what we'd be without you
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The fat hacker?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
/plays WoW
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wow, Oakland
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey guys, ESPN's boxscore is lying
There’s no way bengie walked earlier this game, is there?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Get this: it was a 4 pitch walk
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
srsly?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
SRS!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
We need some
runs
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Ryan has time to scoop up the ball, run halfway across the diamond, check his watch, go pick up his drycleaning, then throw out Bengie running to first.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by 20 feet
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Dutch Boys cleaners has a $1.59 any garment special!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
And buy a new pair of ugly socks while he’s on the way.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I like his socks, they make me lulz
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I can’t take my eyes off of them. I miss the play every time, because I’m still staring at his socks.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
+1
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I think that's what happened on his error
he was spinning around to throw and caught site of his socks and was instantly distracted.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That was Schumaker, not Ryan.
Good lulz, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nah
it was ryan who threw it into the stands, i believe in the first
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh, I thought you were talking about the one that went through the 2B’s legs because he turned early, based on the comment.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
oh yeah
well, skip was probably blinded by the socks too
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
“Routine double play, gotta hurry, and OH GOD WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That must be the first groundout for Bengie since at least his last AB
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
wilson's shoes man....
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
sexy
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
So they're wearing these every friday?
i endorse this decision
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
they should also go with orange pants…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
it’s incomplete otherwise
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
hmm
that would be…interesting?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
HOW DARE YOU
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Not a fan, personally. If they had pants that weren’t white, maybe it would be better.
I think it’s only Friday home games.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Another question from the guy who just got here
How has Downs looked? Was his hit legit, or a squib?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Meh
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
legit liner to the OF
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
legit
it was so legit that they walked him semi intentionally the next time up.
But he made a ridiculous dive on a ball down the right field line; a real laugher.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
That was just stupid
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
Decent at the plate, and he tried to pull a tough play behind second base that he could quite scoop out. Good range, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The luck of the Timmy
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL rbi
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Card announcer just gave a shout out to Jose Uribe. I’m taking back some of the nasty things I said.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Don't take anything back, you'll just have to renew it soon enough
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson hasn’t recorded a save yet this season, has he?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
he has 2
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He is 2 for 2
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he's a hero just for keeping Renteria out of the lineup
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by the way
what’s the deal there. including the off day, that’s 3 days
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The return of the spurs!
(I don’t know)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
“shoulder’ problems
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Bengie
Asked if he could catch 29 innings over two days as Yadier did, Bengie said, “Heck yeah, but it’s not going to be pretty afterward.”
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
It’s not that pretty before to be honest.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
or during
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I wonder if Howard T. Scored will camwhore his Giants snuggie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
do I want to know what camwhore means?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
oh nm
derr
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
“howtheyscored”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
hah
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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I think it has something to do with Cammie Blackstone
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I like how much confidence I have in Wilson.
It has not always been thus.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah. It’s to the point where, even if he blows it tonight, I’ll just chalk it up to a bad day.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
DUDE
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Nice pitch
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Hanger.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
friday home games I believe
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
on "orange fridays"
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Too often.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Close the door, Bri
and go get that Snuggie Dude’s girlfriend.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
“looks comfy”
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
oh fuck off
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Finish Him, Brian
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GTFO
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
97!
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
10 strikeouts, $10 off
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Weeee
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
4 seamer
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Can, get the K image up.
SLACKER
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YOU CAN EAT WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
You have an obligation!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You’re not very good at this.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
aww
that’s not very encouraging
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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I’m new at it. It’s harder than it looks. (TWHS)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
/claps
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fine
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx276/mccimages/ks/peanutsk.jpg
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Some play on Wilson's name with a K inserted somewhere
/K image
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Felipe Lopez is a great pitcher
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol i forgot about wilson and his 3-2 counts
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
THANKS UMP
GOOOOOOO WILSON
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
LOL STFD
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Brian Wilson is dominant
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
KKilson
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
FINISH HIM BRIAN!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
thehavenot is standing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Where have you been on FTF for the games?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Every time I’m on FTF, the Sharks lose. Every time I’ve skipped out on the gamethreads, the Sharks win. I want the Sharks to win.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Okay then
You don’t want to be a jinx.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’m extremely superstitious when it comes to hockey, haha.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Damn nasty
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wow... FINISH HIM BRIAN
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Boooooooo
Ribe
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL WARNED LOL!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
humbug
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
DO THIS
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOLribe throw.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/standing'
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Scout6 is standing
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh dash it all
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
FINISH HIM
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
thehavenot is standing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
END IT
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
end this
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
FUCK YEAH KKKilson!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Lets try it again
FINISH HIM
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
B WHEEZIE!!!!
WIN
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Get yo' ass back down on that seat, foo
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!
I love you Brian Wilson
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BANG!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
twss
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Would you kindly
STFD
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
OOOOO YEAH
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
SUCK IT JOSE OQUENDO
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Boom, losing streak roasted

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i love this
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
LET ME UPGRADE YA
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
hey. your bandwidth is exceeded. UPGRADE TO PRO
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Don't you hate it when that happens?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Upgrade to Pro Today
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WOOOOO
I forgot what winning feels like!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WINZ!
TIMMY 4-0!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh lawd
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I love you DFARowand!
We are all Giants fans, right now.
There’s nothing else that matters
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WE WIN!!!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
/not in this
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
irl LOL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WE WIN THIS THING!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
brian wilson been itchin' to do that for the past week
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
You done good tonight.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thanks, man. It was tough, but I powered through it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
SUCK IT CARDS ANNOUNCERS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
WIN!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
i love it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
winnah!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
IRL LOL
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This is terrific
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Can't touch this!
Literally
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
wrecked
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
First time in 8 years that a defending Cy Young winner starts 4-0
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WINZZ
Omg my computer just slowed down so bad
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TINYPIC
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TIM THE STOPPER
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
She's propellering wildly!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YES!
4-0 Lincecum and a 1.00 era! Lol if only we could of saved thos two other runs for zito haha. And lol at rdreamer thing.
I’m okay with not winning by 1 run tonight. Way too nerve-wracking after the losing streak.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Is the guy on the right the oldest son from Home Improvement?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WINZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Use the Bat Shark Repelent Boy Wonder!!!
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate it when this happens.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I ONLY SAW THE LAST INNING BUT THOSE UNIFORMS ARE AWESOME I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY MCCOVEN KNOW IT ALLS.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I’M A MCCOVEN KNOW IT ALL AND I THOUGHT THE UNIFORMS WERE AWESOME
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
EXACTLY! THANK YOU!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
IM IN THIS LINE AS WELL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
chrome hates it when we win
it explodes
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Giants Win! Wooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
first the pigpen gif on fearthefin and now this on McC. I guess we’re crossing the streams now
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
soooo good
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
love it
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK YEAH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
lol @ this
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I like when we have more points at the end
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yays
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL bengie has a mohawk now?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
WHY RAJ IS STUPID:
Says there’s no time to look at Molina’s haircut, then takes the time to stretch out the fact that it’s a mohawk. WTF? Amy G would have gotten a look at the hair and snuck a hug.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
And yet, the inequality still holds true:
Buster Posey > All > Amy G
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
LOL Kruk's jacket
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
YAY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
wooooo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
YEAHHH!!!!!!!! LOVE IT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Whee

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tinypic!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions

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