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by Grant Brisbee on Apr 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT
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3 game series vs Cardinals @ AT&T Park
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St. Louis Cardinals
Saturday, Apr 24, 2010, 6:05 PM PDT Clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 60. |
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Either one please
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then who cleans the dishes?
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Please score
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SHOTGUN LEFT!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I had one all ready :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dream broken by the overlord!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Downs, OBP!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That's What I'm Talking About..
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Is he arguing a call during the national anthem?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes..
My son is a gamer (in a good way, not the Scott way)
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Surprise Mid inning thread!
Downs OBP!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wait I was in the restroom earlier
Nate got an HBP without swinging at it?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Somebody grab the runs from the other thread and bring them along.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
SQUAK!!
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LOL DUNSTON
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
GET DOWNS GET DOWNS
OPB, BABY
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
i like the one on the right
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Those girls are cute
not that young
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They look my age
LOLYOUNG
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/Chris Hansen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They can't be much under like 20/21
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That's what they all say
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh hush
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irl lol
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL FAN
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Also
my boy is freaking smart
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/wishes he had one of the snuggies
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was not a strike.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
NATE!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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LOL Pujols
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
CARDINLOLS!!
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JUGGARNATE!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
NATE VROOOOOOM!!!!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
loldinals
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
LOL PUJOLS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
HE'S SPEEDIN HE'S SPEEDIN!!!!!
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ARE YOU KIDDIN GME
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GROUND ATTACK!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ground attack is back- Kuip
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PU HA!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think it’s awesome.
But I came in with low expectations.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
PULOLS
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
GROUND ATTACK!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ftw
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
finally, lincecum gets to bat
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Wow the right call and everything.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
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TWSS
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Just so everyone knows, the very clever text placeholder of MY GDT 2 was
THE CARDINALS DEFENSE IS YOUR OFFENSE NOW!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
the next one should read
Poor, poor Voxx
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
*clap clap
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL TIMMY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL CLOWN TIMMY
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I WANTED A SLAM BY TIMMY THERE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL OFFENSE
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Your pain can kiss my joy's ass.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The poetry of the above statement is pure poetry
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ZING
but -1 for rampant douchebaggery by team members.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Another beautiful pic.
Go niners
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 23, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That this is his last chance.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 23, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
So I liked it when Kruk called Albert "Pu ha"
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
we are killing my pokemonz tonight
KEEP IT GOIN!
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I am getting destroyed this week in Pokemonz
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My team's hit 5 HRs tonight. 9 walks, .404 OBP, .700 slg
but pitching is brutal, garza and garcia. Owch so far
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Wait, shit, Garcia's getting lit up too?
/off to check box scores.
yeah, it wasn't pretty
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I like this picture
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m glad FFFFFF is still your MCC avatar.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I will never abandon surprised 1928 Tigers logo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
CRABTREE
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I've always wondered what your avatar was
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http://sportslogos.net/logo.php?id=7193
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Crazed Lesbian Stalkers!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Apparently Judy Steffes isn’t aware that there are no girls on the internet
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
how did this even happen
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOLance
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I will always remember that earthquake
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like that mosh girl should be in this photo.
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We’re in this thing!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?!
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Raj: master of illogic
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Man, I dozed off right before the start of the game and woke up to that inning. Weird, weird inning.
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projecting the rest of the game...
stl: 0 runs, 9 hits, 6 errors
sf: 9 runs, 18 hits, 0 errors
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
This is about the norm.
I see no flaws in your logic.
ON PACE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD COLBY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yay Timmy!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
L O L S T F D
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LOLFFENSE!
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Yay Uribe Defense
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
don’t strike timmy!
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
"Speed does not run in the Molina family"
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it barely walks
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
/clap
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
but only one
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it walks and takes breaks every 3 minutes
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats Deep, Kruk
Speed does not run in the Molina family
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ribe
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
wow uribe
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Albert is a Joe Jackson fan.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think Juan Uribe is the player I've made the biggest turnaround on ever
I went from wanting him dead to LOVING him!
and as I type it he makes another play!!
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My hopes for next year. We kick Renteria’s corpse to the curb and Uribe is our starting SS on the cheap.
Yeah
I would be totally ok with this.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
why wait
do it now
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
what do the brothers molina say so each other...
when one is batting and one is catching?
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Molina 1:
pinche tu madre.
Molina 2:
…Dude…?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sorry my spanish insults are a little rusty.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
which buffet do you want to bankrupt tonight?
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The most elegant answer is usually the most simple.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"Yo, Mo'"
“No, yo Mo’.”
“I know.”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm here
and I just want to say Cardinlols
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
kruk is smashed
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water is wet
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
vodka ground attack!
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant is psychic
This is where the Giants play surprisingly well, winning on two-out hits, broken-bat singles, and maybe a balk or two. This is where Jeremy Affeldt comes in with five runners on base and gets a quadruple play. This is where the Giants exhibit a patient, measured approach against Adam Wainwright and knock him out before the sixth inning. This is where Matt Cain gets more than three runs of support.
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This is where Amazing Happens.
Oh, wait, wrong sport….
by russian.tank on Apr 23, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s why Grant is our Cult leader.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
GRANT SELLS SANCTUARY!
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He will be wrong
3 runs for Cain? unpossible
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
OK - Which one of you added Jaime Garcia before tonight's game?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I did, unfortunately.
I expected the Giants to be the Giants. Which…they are, but…the Cards are being decidedly terrible on defense.
A McC regular added him, too, I think.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I've had him all year
so I got the 2 good starts, but I knew this would happen tonight.
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Well, maybe Voxx did
But I’m the one from your league who did.
I figured soft tossing lefty against the Giants = gold.
Good thing he didn’t get onto my roster in time.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
It actually wasn’t a bad idea. If it was me, I probably would have got him onto the roster on time and dropped even lower.
Just ridin’ you a bit.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That last sentence is so TWSS
Anyway, it’s all good. I’m happy with first place!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Yeah, well I’ve got a solid lock on 7th place. Ain’t nobody taking that away from me!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
And I'm also thoroughly surprised by it
I had to autodraft and I ended up with no closers and Billy Butler as my first baseman. My only first baseman.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I would have so grabbed him before you
if he was a first baseman.
Also, haha 3rd place!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Dammit you guys suck!
I have Smoak now, so I’m gonna pass all you up.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Which reminds me
Don’t you also have Howard?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Hmm
Can I have a first baseman?
Though, I’d imagine you’d ask a lot for Howard and Smoak isn’t a sure thing at this point.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I figured it wouldn’t hurt to have Smoak in the util slot on occasion to see what he can do.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Well pooh
I’m stuck with Billy, I guess.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Chris Perez
Matt Lindstrom
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Lindstrom got me a save today!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I got no closers, no decent catchers (although I stashed Carlos Santana just in case). I need something. I don’t really want to hang on to 7th place forever.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It’s not.
Although, tbh, I was just hoping to not be last. So 7 out of 14 ain’t bad for a fantasy baseball n00b. At least that’s what I tell myself when I cry myself to sleep each night.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I would have so grabbed him before you
TWSS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
all you can do is hit line drives
Where it ends up is BABIP
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
You're a moron
he hit a double and scored a run. Good call.
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
actually his second!
and it’s stupid to whine about a guy when he’s got a double and a run scored, and hit another ball hard.
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I can whine about our shitty players whenever I want to. Matt Downs has a base hit tonight is he now good.
I'm not going to argue with a moron, moron
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Your sense of humor is doing well
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Fuck you Ludwick!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Go fuck yourself Ludwick
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FU Ludwick
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Dammit Ludwick
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They're so drunk
I love these guys
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
they're smashed
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THIRST INNING DEMANDS IT
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Even his HR was to RF, wasn’t it?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah. I’ll do a plot on it in PFX if I can figure it out. I don’t recall him pulling a single hit to LF.
#1 FanShot Champion
Yeah I cannot remember a single hit of his to LF.
Maybe a dribbler here and there.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OT: Any of you nerds looking for work?
3D Animation & Video Game Art Instructor, Full-time San Mateo Community College
BAD PANDA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Another broken bat.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
better than a broken glove. amirite fellas?
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
it can be
but I’m supposed to prevent forest fires
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Only happened to me once,
one of the scariest 2 weeks of my life
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not to brag, but rubbers can't stop me
They can only hope to contain me
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Fuck yeah, fucker!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
fuck no
watch your goddamn language, you little shit.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
fuck no you fucking cant'
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fuck no
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
fuck no you fucking can’t you fuckface
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
jerseys are terrible
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOATHSOME!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Jersey’s look ugly.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
orange jerseys are orange.
I like ’em.
its different.
by russian.tank on Apr 23, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with others...not bad, but would look
better with black pants.
No.
That would be the most hideous combination in the history of people putting on clothing.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I would like to take this moment to refer you to the Houston Astros and / or the San Diego Padres of the mid to late 70’s…
I don’t give a shit.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YUCK YUCK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Powder blue pants
would look horrible and be completely random
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
AWESOME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
VERY
(BTW – my kid is peaking at my screen and likes “the tiger one” best as she sees me Z through comments)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I love em
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
The orange unis are cool
Plus, I think they are blinding the Cardinals
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
MAHOGANY RUSH
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim'
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s
All over the placve and still has as many pitches as Garcia.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
The curve is not working tonight. Please stop throwing it in 1-0 counts. or on the first pitch.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
VROOOOM
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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LOL VELEZ COULDNT DO THAT
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Velez had to be restrained in the dug out so he would not run into Torres on that play.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
+1
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BIG MAC
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LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I'm glad we are getting past it
by bringing it up all the time
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Bullshit.
He just wants to suck his way into the Hall.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Finish Him!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FINISHED.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD LOOKING!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SCHUMAKKer?
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SWAN DIVE!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LinceKKKKKum
(Man, this is exhausting. How does Natto do it?)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
ikr
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Would you kindly
STFD
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOLeaping Downs!
WTF was he doing?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice hustle Downs
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What the hell was downs doing?!
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FALLING DOWNS
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
waxing
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I like this Downs guy already
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
GAMER
Don’t let him play near walls
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lol Jon: “Well, I’m not sure why he was diving, but…”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
why not, John. Why not
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Miller: "cool dive by matt downs"
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
YEAH!!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD LUDWICK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SIT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Would you kindly
STFD!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Everytime they replay that dive, it looks more silly and pointless
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Apr 23, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
web gem
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Field research.
He wants to know how far he will travel if he dives.
Looks like he went, oh, straight DOWN.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ha!
And the Cards’ Barry leads off.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
I LOVE YOU TIM LINCECUM
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LOL @ the slow mo dive to end it
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I think the Giants might be on to something with this Lincecum kid
Wait until the rest of baseball hears about this kid
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I god an idea for a nickname...
BIG TIME TIMMYJIM!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 23, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
the fact that he hasn’t given up a run so far is pretty impressive.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially since there been a quite a few baserunners tonight.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
6 baserunners in 5 innings lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Getting Pujols to pop out with two on and no out...
Awesome
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
At the dive
Right before commercial break you can slightly hear Kruk say “haha what was he doing?” I laughed.
It wasn't slightly on my TV
It was pretty damn loud
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fucking Padres!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They’ll fade. They did this last season too
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
leave the kids out of this!
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy is unstoppable.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Also, Twilight was on in the background yesterday while I was updating my blog (wife was watching it) and the baseball scene made me cringe x10000000
#1 FanShot Champion
I can’t imagine many of us know what scene you’re referring to
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I do
But only because I’ve seen macros of it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I do too. But that’s only because of this. And that’s in spite of the best efforts of my “I have a picture of Taylor Lautner on the ceiling over my bed” roommate.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
You just leveled up your intelligence.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So do you watch Twilight a whole lot?
Or just a bunch?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
MLB.TV ON PS3 IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER MADE
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OMG
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it's like watching over the air HD!
almost as good
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I wish I had an American PS3 :(
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
PALOL
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Tim Tebow would have dived
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FOR YOUR SINS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He's TrulyBlessed, did you know that?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Huff, now is the time to find out where the money lies.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not in walks.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
WALKIN
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Two True Outcomes
It still works!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
AUDREY WALK WITH ME, JPORNY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
oh shoot
I forgot I was keeping track of the walks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Were you? I just wanted to yell.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I count three Peirzynskis on the night.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
How could you let matheny go, st louis?!
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Bengie must own himself in an OBP POKEMANZ league.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Bengie lives in Lafayette?
I thought it felt fatter
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Money!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
bennnngie!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
HEY MONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nice one
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
1. get a ps3
2. get mlb.tv
3. it’s awesome
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
still gonna be blacked out for giants game if you're in the bay, yeah?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
yup :/
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Fortunately for him he lives in sunny North Dakota
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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fuck yes i do
and it’s gorgeous here, thanks
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I understand your local economy didn't tank.
Lots of oil, work, no lodging.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Fargo has been doing great for quite awhile now
even through the recession
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
Well, I'm in AZ now...
But will be moving back to the bay in Mid-June. Kinda pointless to shell out for mlb.tv for a few weeks
by DividedByZero on Apr 23, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
you could go month-by-month if ya want
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
Step 1 complete
Step 2… brb, gonna go rob a bank
by DividedByZero on Apr 23, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This one?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
http://myp2p.eu/competition.php?competitionid=&part=sports&discipline=baseball
The feed is behind so I’m watching gameday too.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Sure
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Boooooooooooooooo
ribe
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DAMN YOU A.J.!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLRIBE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
omg
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Blurg
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
what is the record for most double plays in a season? Seriously, we’ll challenge it
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
same ol'
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Could the Giants please stop doing that?
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Seriously
Blurgging Blurg
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOLCARDINALS
4 free runs
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
CARDINLOLS!!
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LOL CARDINALS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
LOLOLOL CARDINALS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOLDEFENSE
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
LOL – another run on another Cardinal fuck-up.
I seriously like this game.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Shift + A
Is it just me, or is Lincecum not have his best stuff tonight? It was hard to tell from the brewpub TV.
Also, YAY HUFF.
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Nope, not the best stuff. Making it work, though.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
They turned the game on with [Pujols?] on 2nd in the first inning.
Glad to see the Cardinals defense decided to spot us some runs.
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Cardinals Defense = Giants Offense
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
...updated molina conversation:
molina (catcher): “fastball inside”
molina (hitter): “fuck you”
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
lulz
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NBC audio fail
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
lol Giants rally
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Another gift run. This is hilarious
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yes, on the nate IF single
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I don’t know how much you can blame the Cardinals for that one. Nate got lucky on the ball speed off the bat, and flat out beat it to first. I don’t know if Garcia could have gotten there any faster.
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disagree
it happens sometimes with LHP and a fast batter.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
this
it was a single. A lucky single, that might not have been a single with a RHP, but the Cards didn’t really do anything wrong on that play
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
nate has speed though, and also, the bunt would have to make it past the pitcher, which is no guarantee
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Right, it’s the same way Lincecum’s drag bunt was a single off of Haegar.
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This is ridiculous
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
the MLB record for a season is 160 GIDP
Giants on a pace FTW.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Aren’t they on pace for something like 185?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
FTW
/repeats
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Only 1 per game?
Oh that record is not gonna know what hit it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Belated
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ooooh, what is this counter for?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Double plays/double play balls.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shit. Are we counting the error(s)?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I am.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And when that guy went for Pablo instead of the DP.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ahhhh. That would make four then. Let me reiterate: Shit.
At least we’re getting baserunners?
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Giants Baseball: Torture
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
i hold my breath when albert swings at a timmy pitch
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD PUJOLS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
wow.... lincecum is win
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD Albert
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
S T F D
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PujLOLs
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
STFD PUJOLS!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD Poohullz
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Wow
Timmy just made the best hitter on the planet look like a minor leaguer.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!
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Got your Pujols, Cardinals!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
CHANGEUP YOUR PANTS
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
cream_pants.exe
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
GET DOWNS GET DOWNS
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
nice block by Huff there.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Speaking of
I must say, for all the crap I was expecting about Huff’s defense, he has looked downright adequate.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
catches most throws
does occasion Velez imitation
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I have yet to see him try to cut off a grounder to the second baseman
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HEY YOU GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!
LET’S VOTE FOR PANDA!
can we trade molinas?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
That wasn’t a good throw
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Molina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Mlolina
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Tebow would have thrown to first
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
after dropping his hand below his waist
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
ZZ Top release point
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he's just happy to be there
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The way he’s playing, he wants to stay. Not that there’s a chance of that happening.
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Who reads Hustler?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Molina, you can’t throw out Holliday?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OT: Spurs/Mavericks game, Sean Elliott says, "Eric Danpier LITERALLY cannot guard Ginobili in a telephone booth"
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Is that the new playoff rule where they install a telephone booth at the top of the key during the second half?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Apparently, though I think I missed that portion of the game
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Because they both wouldn’t fit in a telephone booth, so he literally couldn’t guard him
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Maybe they have a really big telephone booth, huh? And maybe they put Danpier and Ginobili in a shrinking machine, like Mike TV in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!
There are literally thousands of possibilities
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
butthurt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Did they really?
LOL SOUR GRAPES
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WAINO WUZ RITE???!!!!
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LMFAO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sour Grapes
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL. Even without his best stuff he’s closing these guys out. Yeah, the CY was a gimme.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Cards announcers are homer douchebags
’nuff said about them
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Homer Simpson
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
“The oddity about Tim Lincecum winning the Cy Young was he shouldn’t have won it”
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Seriously?
Fuck ’em.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Lemme guess
You have a Roku and MLB.tv?
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
and the UI is incredible. It’s like an apple product
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I don't know if any of you are watching the St. Louis feed
But one of the douchebags just said that Timmy shouldn’t have won the Cy Young. Then he said Wainright had more WINZ!!!
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
….uh, ump?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OH SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT MISS?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was right down the fucking middle.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh fuckkk
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
That was a jinx stat about 0-whatever with RISP if I’ve ever seen one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Phuck.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
That looked like an out
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
cant get rid of umps tho
inconsistent strike zones add “the human element”
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I don’t want to get rid of umpires, I just want them to get rid of the ones that can’t call balls and strikes.
that's like 75+% of them tho
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
He hit that fucker way before he hit the bag.
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Well...
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
"way" may be a bit of a stretch
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
BULLSHIT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Wow,
limp armed throw from DeRosa.
Close call
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CALL THE FUCKING STRIKES, UMP. AND HE WAS OUT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
nah
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
When are we going to get a decent fucking crew? Shit is ridiculous.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SAVE SITUATION IS ON. I REPEAT SAVE SITUATION IS ON.
WE MAY BE ABLE TO SEE BRIAN WILSON TODAY.
DeRosa looked like he was just tossing that ball, it didn’t even look close. I guess I’m Just used to the Schierholtz cannon
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Or a Rowand overthrow
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Looked weirdly like a Velez delayed throw to me .
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
if by "it didnt even look close"
you mean “he was out”, then yeah, it wasn’t close.
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I meant when he threw it, I didn’t think it would even get their on time. The ball just floated toward home plate. and yes, he was definitely out.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 23, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
lame throw, no doubt
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
he was out
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I think he was safe
and I tend to agree with goofus
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
nah
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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This umpire fucking sucks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LITERALLY!!
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this ump is REALLY fucking annoying me
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Wow, Bengie you just let your slow ass little brother steal on you.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
bengie and timmah need to hang their heads in shame
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Bengie allows Yadier steal a base
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You owe me one, bro
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DUH!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If he had gotten that last out, I would say yes
but now I am not thinking so.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
nah
let the pen take it
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not with this faggot of an ump
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WE DON'T DO THAT HERE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
now bengie needs to steal a base to even the score.
HA.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Yeah, you should pay attention to the runner even if he's a catcher
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Unless it's Bengie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Unless his name is bengie.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yadier = Speed
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PANDA FUCKIN POWER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
lol panda
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
WTF was Bengie running there?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
clone
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
lolspeed
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PABLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a cannon!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PANDA!
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In the umps defense, I think he was in the right position, but the throw came to the wrong side of the sliding player. Whatever. Timmy will get em.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Oh My God.
Yadi is about the second slowest motherfucker on the planet (’sup bro), and he stole on Bengie?
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/23/1440801/another-time-another-thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
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