Open GameThread, 4/23
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT
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PrintSt. Louis Cardinals at San Francisco Giants, Apr 23, 2010 7:15 PM PDT
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3 game series vs Cardinals @ AT&T Park
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St. Louis Cardinals Friday, Apr 23, 2010, 7:15 PM PDT Clear. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 60.
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Yay Timmy!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Motion seconded!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
BIG TIME TIMMY JIM!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Freaky Franchise
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nobody calls me that.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The franchise!
That’s arrogant.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Hi Guys.
Just want to say that while I’m a Cardinals fan first and foremost, I lurk here very frequently, and if you aren’t playing the Cards, I root for the Giants. Especially against the hated Dodgers. Just wanted to wish you guys luck this series…but not ‘too’ much luck, of course. Looking forwards to watching Jaime tonight, and hoping he can build on the success he had his last two starts.
Not that I expect the Cards to do much with Timmy, but…in about the 20th inning, when Bochy takes Timmy out of the 0-0 game, we might get to face Mehdders!
Hi there,
Don’t take this the wrong way, but I hope the Giants wreck the Cards this series
Then the Cards can go back to devouring the NL Central.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nothing personal, of course.
I anticipate a very good series, and expect all 3 games to be pretty low scoring. I enjoy watching the Giants play (Well…when they’re on the mound, at least. No one likes watching this offense), and enjoy lurking over here at McC, even though I rarely post.
Can we have pujols please?
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Wellemeyer and Velez, final offer
you’re really twisting my arm
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You kidding?
We were happy to get rid of Wellemeyer. Thanks for taking him off our hands. FBAL, though…. not sure he has a high enough grit factor for Tony to take him. Rownads, maybe?
Okay, okay
You’re a tough negotiator, but we’ll send Medders over too.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Mehdders
would fit right in with our Bullpen. I get the same terrified feeling when I see him enter the game for the Giants that I get when the Cards starting pitchers are pulled.
At least the Giants pen is pretty excellent outside of Medders. I don’t even know who you guys have.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah.
As a Cards fan, my hope is we can rack up pitch counts fast on you guys, by cheating the game, so that you’re forced to use Mehdders/Walquin. The back end of the Giants pen is pretty nasty. The Cards bullpen is nasty too, though…but…not the good nasty.
Well, you’ve got Felipe Lopez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
There is that.
But I think that’s more LOL METS, than anything.
haz a poo hole aready
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Happy Timmy Day!
Man this pitcher for the Cards worries me greatly. I dunno if you guys have noticed, but the Giants offense is not pretty good, and seem worse against pitchers they have never seen before.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pffffffft!
Nothing wrong with the Giants offense at all. Brian Sabean has assembled the finest offense in all of San Francisco. What most people don’t know is that all the pitchers the Giants have faced this season will tie for the Cy Young voting.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Garcia
has a so-so to decent fastball, and absolutely nasty breaking stuff. Induces grounders when he needs them, which should play right into the Giants hands. They never hit ground balls when men on base, after all…right?
grumble
I’m gonna keep track of weak grounders to middle/left side of the infield today. Will keep all posted.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You should track it with an image,
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I like your thinking.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Might just save it for double plays.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Why not the “And Rich Aurillia promptly gounded into a double play” one from last season.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don’t recollect that one.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He can be both.
WHO SAYS HE CAN’T?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
National League, yes
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I imagine that Garcia’s ERA will be around 0.40 by the time this game is over
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Over under 3.5 DPs induced by Garcia tonight?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Under.
You’d need 4 baserunners for the over to occur.
by Voxx on Apr 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well played
Though I expect Renteria will find a way to lead off an inning with a DP.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Also, we’re missing Rowand. Don’t underestimate his contribution.
Torres has done well as a stand in, hitting into two DPs despite being on the wrong side of the platoon.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That is so weird
Aaron Rowand is actually a key piece of the line up…in a good way.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Them's fighting words!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I used to hate his swinging at sliders that are a foot outside
But that is much better than Velez crashing into Nate and Torres not hitting.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 6:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Even though hes on my POKEMONZ
i hope you’re wrong
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Hey
What channel is the game on tonight?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
So far not listed on atdhe
I’m hoping
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
NBC
or if you are in the Fresno Area, like myself, its channel 191 RETRO TV!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YEAH FRESNO AREA
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
KMAX
If your in the Sacramento area. You don’t get the glorious pre-game show though.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
On my TV
Dr. Phil is listed… I better not miss the Giants game.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
No you won’t miss the game. The guide hasn’t been updated.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/HUGE sigh of relief
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 6:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I checked the KMAX website last night and they had the game listed, but Comcrap doesn’t have it in the guide.
Yeah I have Comcast as well
That’s why I was freaked out
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Here's hoping for more 2002 and less 1987
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Talking to Pete Carroll
Orally felating Mel Kiper, the usual.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Got SD's 3rd and 6th, and 4th next year
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I'm guessing they're gonna use those 6ths to get back into the 5th
interesting that Gilyard is still available.
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can't watch the game tonight, so I will say this ahead of time...
What the fuck is this shit??
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I forgot Matt Downs was on the team
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WTFRANDSEN
/Has a sad
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 6:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That So-Cal road trip took all the wind out of my sails. We’re half a team
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
I like Kruk and Kuip's new slogan
Giants baseball: torture
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
IT’S TORTURE INSIDE!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re not wrong.
I liked Kuip’s comment about how after Nate tripled to lead of the 8th the other day, then didn’t score, Kuip promised himself to never get excited over a triple again. =(
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Just want to take this opportunity
to wish everyone a safe and happy tim lincecum dayyyyyyyy!
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OT:
WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL ORANGE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
As soon as this episode of “The Incredible Hulk” is over it’s time for Giants Baseball!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Always a Classic
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Holy shit
This is the best thing I have ever seen! Haha
by check.check. on Apr 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Win
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Creepy
I would rather Bochy be the one who gets kicked though.
Poor Pat Morita.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bochy and Sabean at the same time.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
sheesh
took long enough. I bet he’s better than Tebow or Clausen
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LOL dodgers
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Is this Timmy's next pitch?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Apr 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This must happen in the MLB.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I love this
my favorite part is the umpire’s strike call. It’s excellent.
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lol
that’s awesome.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OT: Holy CRAP!
Rays broadcaster helps thwart possible plane takeover!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I saw that today
Good for him.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Holy crap
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Holy Crap!
Sean Elliott is the most pathetic homer basketball announcer I’ve ever seen. Not to mention that he sucks at his job too.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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Further OT
Holy crap the Padres.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
terrible
but i lol’d
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lol deadbird.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!” Jon Miller
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Morgan?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
nah
IDK much about the guys that are left, but a RB? no thanks.
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I go to PSU, heh.
Bowman’s very solid. He’s not exceptionally fast, about a 4.7 40 guy, but he has good lateral quickness, and a good nose for the ball. I can see him being a good fit.
yes, I hear the National Noseball League will draft him.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Nope, Bowman from Penn State.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Navorro Bowman is the best 4-3 outside linebacker prospect for the 2010 draft. Bowman has great speed for a 232 pound linebacker and is equally effective rushing the passer or dropping into coverage. Bowman has obvious first round talent, but his mile long list of off-the-field incidences might scare some teams away
hmmmmm
Mostly ‘wrong place, wrong time, wrong crowd’ things, I think. Was in a group that got in a bit of a brawl, and got slapped with a probation. I don’t think it’s something to worry much about going forwards, however. I really like this pick. Very versatile, although he might have trouble shedding blockers at times.
Tarrell Brown was a "character risk"
josh morgan too. They did pretty well with those guys
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Yeah, it's been 3 years.
I wouldn’t worry about it too much. I’m shocked he slipped as far as he did. Was hoping the Colts would snag him. Lee was the better linebacker, in my opinion, but… Still a hell of a pick.
(note, I may be biased, considering the school he comes from)
Yeah, I understand
there’s a friend of mine from Wisconsin who kept insisting brandon williams would become the next jerry rice
but the niners have done a good job finding talent in these rounds lately
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me liiiiikey
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DODGERS LOSE
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A good day made better.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
To the Natinals!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
adam dunn ftw
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Worst in War, Worst in Peace...
but 4th in the National East
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
LOL Dodgers
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Rihanna: “I don’t know that guy”
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Mets!
Maine’s non pitching arm falling apart now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So...
Anybody ever hear about this Pierzynski story?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That’s some high quality dialog going on over there. Very thought-provoking.
by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Which site has the worst comments?
I’m thinking yahoo news. Youtube is pretty bad.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yahoo news definitely.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
whaaaaaaat?
Youtube. Not even close.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
sfgate
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ever seen the commentators on CNN.com? They make the sfgate commentators look like Mensa material. It’s usually something along the lines of “LOL Obama and all u socialists! Ur getting wat u deserve!1”
by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Also ESPN commentators
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the thing about that
you’ll see those same comments on Youtube, even, no, especially when the video has nothing to do with current events / politics
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
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Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Bleed Cubbies Blue.
ZAMBRANO TO THE PEN WAS A GOOD IDEA, GUYS. SPREADSHEETS NEVER WON A BASEBALL GAME. BORK BORK BORK.
Bochy would be a good fit with the Cubs, I think.
Do they seriously think Zambrano to the pen was a good idea?
D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Haha.
The guy that runs the site is like..Joe Morgan. He hates statistical analysis, and thinks the people that know the game know what they’re doing. So they’re defending Z to the Pen. Some of the commenters disagree, and get told they’re being stupid, etc. The SBN Cubs site is a running joke over at VEB (Cards SBN).
I like Viva El Birdos a lot. I have found BCB to be fairly… lame… the few times I’ve checked it out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah, bay city ball sucks
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Thank God we have Grant!
/receives the rest of the money
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
You mean Grat?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You haven’t even ever worked for a baseball team! What do you know?
by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Rochambeau, FTW!
(US snax iz lame, btw)
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
by hokysmksbw on Apr 23, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/cringes at scrotal compression
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
A good bag for crushed nuts, not corn chips
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
/subject line
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Counterpoint
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Lil Romeo goes to my school and “plays” for the basketball team (benchwarmer who’s only on the team because they were trying to recruit a friend of his). According to my sources, he’s all hipster/gangsta now and his pick up line is, “Girl, you got a facebook?” Just throwing that out there.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Good knowledge.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That sort of thing is why I go to college.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
he's also a bitch
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he need a wheel chair to make that shot?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
no
just a really shitty defense. I love how the Celtics are celebrating like they just won the championship. Garnett’s going crazy. It’s the first round guys, and you are playing a completely mediocre team. Calm the fuck down.
by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You should root for the Warriors instead. They have way more championships, I think.
by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I grew up watching Celtics and Lakers in Taiwan. I hated the Lakers (and LA) so I became a Celtics fan.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Reasonable.
I enjoy watching basketball, but it’s mostly just cheering for whoever the Lakers are playing.
Dorrell Wright just stared at him
and tried to use the force to stop him. With a foul to give.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Normally a good strategy
Except when actually playing
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good its the nice piano walking away music, that means the game is about to start.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ewww NBC game?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Miller is on the call
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Jon but no Joe!! Yippee!
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Anyone have a link to the game?
Living in SoCal during times like these sucks.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Check your local Retro TV stations
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh no Kruk is growing a beard again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Matt Downs. Still makes me laugh every time I hear it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh no
Another left-handed pitcher to dominate the Giants.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
so we're getting the hot hitting Velez, Torres, Schierholtz OF?
Is that the least productive outfield in baseball, offensively? I think it’s gotta be.
u mean in the majors?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I'm keeping a running count on how many
right handed hitters pull their right foot off the ground while swinging at a slider that almost hits it. I really like Jaime’s breaking stuff. Just a pretty ‘meh’ fastball.
That’s an accurate statement any day this season.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Timmy's Pitching.
He doesn’t need runs to win. And some scrub rookie’s on the mound, so why put good hitters in there? They’ll be juuussst fine. Heh.
What?!?!?!?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
holy shit!!!!!
I’d never heard of that!!! IM SO THERE
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
RAJ!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yeah, he's terrible
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I saw my ex on Youtube today randomly
The slumpbuster the Giants needed. Now let’s go win this ballgame.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I sort of wish they’d have given Timmy his Cy Young award during this series, or better yet, the one in STL. Shove it right down those Cards fanboys throats.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
by marcello on Apr 23, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Have you seen the way Carpenter has been pitching this year? I think that’s enough shoving.
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Carp
Had one bad game where he left a few fastballs up, and they got hammered. He adjusted to his fastball command being spotty has last two games, and struck out 10 in each. Once he settles in with his fastball, he’ll be more than fine, but a 3.04 xFip after 4 starts isn’t quite the end of the world.
He's awesome
Wainwright has started out great too, along with Penny. Goddamn Dave Duncan and his devil magic.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I watched the first two games he pitched
and he something doesn’t seem quite right. I don’t know what it is, I know his velocity is slightly down this year but he isn’t hitting his spots. His slider doesn’t seem to move enough and he’s missing with it.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Velo
was up last two spots, and his breaking stuff had the bite back in it. Still not commanding his fastball great, but he looked much sharper the last two starts.
mk i missed those 2 so maybe I should watch a few more games
Just my observation from the first 2 games. He was missing locations and his slider wasn’t working, which makes him throw more fast balls, and fast balls missing location is ungood.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Yeah, I'm not saying
the first two games were good. They scared the hell out of us over at VEB, but his last two starts at least had his breaking stuff working. I just worry that that puts his arm at risk, if his fastball command isn’t there, and he has to over-use breaking shit. He’s no spring chicken anymore.
/offers xanax
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I'll take it!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That's not really a fair statement.
The majority of Cards fans agree that Lincecum deserved the Cy last year. Wins/Losses don’t mean much, and by most meaningful metrics, Timmy was the best pitcher last season. Not that Wainright/Carpenter were bad, just not ‘quite’ as good.
There was some whining though. Not from the VEB crowd, but the more mainstream fans
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Since when have mainstream fans
ever been anything other than idiots, for any team?
Fair enough
Amend my statement to read shove it down the whiners throats.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
And, honestly, Henry Schulman’s throat.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Honestly
He really isn’t douchey. He’s just ill-informed.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
If you're ill-informed
And talk like you aren’t, you’re a douche in my book.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
over
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Smoking crack is not good for your health
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Under
but that’s all they will need.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don't lose to a guy named Jaime. Thanks.
Oh and glad the Niners are filling their needs. O-Line, DB, OLB. Baalke should keep this job.
Jeaaaggaahh
THIS
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you dressed as Darth Vader in your Avatar pic? If so, awesome!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I wish that was me, that's Lupe Fiasco (a semi-nerdy rapper)
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 23, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
no, but I have a creek
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
paddle?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Matt Cain: Get this munchkin away from me.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL ORANGE UNIS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
do they look bad?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
understatement
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
breaking: Pujols gets some bad shellfish at Fisherman's Wharf
Lincecum seen running down the Embarcadero
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL Raj
“It’s not just Lincecum who needs to prepare for Pujols it’s this entire giants staff”
BASEBALL GENIUS
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
INSIDER INFORMATION
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Raj is indispensible
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Spelling fail
INDESPINSABLE
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Speeling refail
Ah, fuck, whaterveer
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hey, the most talented Molina will be playing tonight.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And wearing red
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
SCORE SOME RUNS THIS SERIES!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
imperative
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
SCORE SOME RUNS THISSERIESGAME AT LEAST!!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ohh, no, that’s okay, mlb.tv. Don’t feel too bad about your unexpected error. You take the night off if you feel like it. I can get my driver and butler to act our the radio call.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wow
Those uniforms are ugly.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You sir, are incorrect. I really like them.
/trolls eBay to find an affordable knock-off orange jersey
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
IAWTC
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Orange jersey
but no orange bill cap?
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
Psh. It’s not Sunday. Don’t be silly.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hmmm
Maybe it was just seeing the Cards line up but I suddenly thought of Ryan Ludwick as a decent comp (in terms of upside) for Bowker.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Nice tellistrator work there. boys.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
orange jersey + cream pants= creamsicle uniform
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Yeah, the pants do not go too well with the orange uni.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
agree
the unis would look a LOT better with black pants imo
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
declines to cream pants
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I like the uniforms tbh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I am not digging the pants.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m not sure what other kind of pants to wear but I do think the ensemble could be altered
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Skirts!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Black pants?
I would love orange ones. for the LULZ
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Looks fine to me. But I’m also not so good at matching the colors (I’m not color blind, but sometimes I can’t distinguish certain shades).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
no pants?
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Bingo.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
me too!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCKING STUPID MLB.TV IS FUCKING STUPID
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
They’ve been blowing it all day.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
you got a media error too?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
glad I resisted the urge to subscribe
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
WORKING NOW!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Comcast
y no HD feed?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
isn't this on NBC11 today?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
basic TV yay ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
NBC?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BOOOOOO
Why the eff not? I’m pretty sure the last NBC game was in HD
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Downs flashing the leather, first row of fans.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SQUEEZED
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
My MLB.TV just started working
and WOW ORANGE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
CALL STRIKES YOU ASSHOLE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Oh what the shit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FINISH HIM!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD GTFO
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
walk Pujols x 4 plz
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
STFD
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Well
We know early that the umpire sucks.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ugh Pujols
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Timmy, Noooooo
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL ROBOT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Damn Pujols, YOU SCARY!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
fuck you pujols.
k go strike out the next hitter timmy
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I was just trying to track down the appropriate image.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
hey guys
this “Albert Pujols” fellow seems like he might be pretty good.
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
SSS
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
pujols=the master, without the bation
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Shit
That guy just might have a future in baseball.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
SCARY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Timmy don't do that.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm kind of surprised
that even Timmy challenged Albert with bases empty. I mean… Timmy’s amazing, but just seemed like an unnecessary risk. Not that I’m complaining.
He's Tim Lincecum
He does what he wants to do!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
he's a rebel.
A rebel without a cause.
by Into the Void on Apr 23, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain is a rebel too
a rebel without a win
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Yay Timmy!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
fucking ugly circus clothes
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LOL
They are clowns. They may as well dress like them!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SABEAN BROTHERS, NUEKOM AND BOCHY CIRCUS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
what a waste of money!
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Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
YAY TIMMY!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RUNS, Giants hitters!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don't worry
It will be over in 8 pitches
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
it is for me
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
So, Fred Lewis today 2-4 with a BB and a K
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NO RIBEYES
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THE PROBLEM!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ANDRES TORRES LEADING OFF LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Whoa!
Whoa!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The weak grounders begin!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Please note
I did that on purpose.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh man, 13 IP and 5 hits allowed.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
7 of those with 1 hit against the Mets.
For what that’s worth. So most of the hits came against a Major League offense.
ZING
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
go leadoff hitter!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
TORRES!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
VROOOOOOM
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
VROOM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
Andres the Giant
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What the whoa?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nice, Torres
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Friggin' MLBTV
Bring up the gameplayer,but a little early for the game.
Go off on a reading tangent…fifteen minutes later the inning is half over but the player hasn’t made a peep.
Cool! It’s Jon!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT TORRES HATERZ
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Thanks to roger
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"Torres stops, Velez is still running."-Kuip
So true.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SCORE RUNS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL bunt
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Gaiz a yellow dot at top corner of the diamond
What does this mean?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
dunno, i see them when we're pitching though
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
yer doin it rong
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
i think it's mustard on your tv screen
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS NOW
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
You got it.
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ok
-Giants
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
YES
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SHOE MAKER
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
wait. ludwick.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
CARDINLOLS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OMFG RUNS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL CARDS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Is that our token run already?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
LOL RYAN
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Damn the Giants SUCK!!
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LOL DEFENSE!
A RUN FOR THE GIANTS! WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Cardinals
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OFFENSIVE KERSPLOSION
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
IVE ALWAYS LOVED THIS OFFENSE
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Thanks to roger
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Lost in the LOLS:
LOL SLIDING INTO FIRST BASE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lolol
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
/wrist snaps
HASN’T HE LEARNED?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wow derosa is dirty already
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Id rather have velez than torres!
LOL
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
GREATEST LIVING BALL PLAYER
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
also
STOP FUCKING DIVING INTO FIRST ITS NOT FASTER IN FACT IT"S SLOWER
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
But better chance of being safe. It’s science.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
/head asplode
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
also also
YOU JUST GOT BACK FROM AN INJURY WHEN YOU HURT YOURSELF DIVING LIKE A FUCKING MORON SO STOP DOING IT
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
no it isn't
it’s been proven to be faster
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Proof? I’m pretty sure that’s not true.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I saw a write-up on it. The theory isn’t that it’s faster (it’s not), but that one of two things can happen. If the 1B is pulled off the bag a bit, you can get in under the tag. The other thing is that the umps can sometimes get confuzzled by the slide and call the runner safe on a close play.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
it's still fucking stupid.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
It doesn’t make sense though. How many throws are offline to the front of the base where you can get tagged? Not enough to justify sliding all the time.
Also, if it is slower than you increase your odds of getting called out with a decent umpire at first.
It shouldn’t be done all the time, of course.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
link please
I really find this hard to believe
So why is the infield so wet?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
productive outs?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HACKOVAL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo fake sacrifice!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You get there faster
It’s science
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Not true. But you’re chances of being safe increase under certain circumstances. Which is science.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
also though
your chances of getting there before the ball are reduced
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
WHO MAKES THESE BATS?
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Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Acme.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FAIL
I hate this team
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Broken bats
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bengie, go find where the money lies.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good gravy, Huff.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
hows it goin guys?
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 23, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
1 RUNZ, pantshitting
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A walk to Molina?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
CHEATING THE GAME
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
MONEY WALK WITH ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLina Walk
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
they rather face uribe than bengie eh?
MAKE EM PAYZ
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Molina, the OBP machine
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Bengie with a 4 pitch walk?
I swear I think he has more walks this year already than all of last year.
Cmon Uribe!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL DUNSTON
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
LOL!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
BBengie
Yadier must have told him that all the pitches are out of the zone.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Not so Jazzy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ugh
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Damn first pitch outs.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLRIBE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOL NEW UNI
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HACKRIBE
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Dang
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 23, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Who’s on the forbidden result counter?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Thank, ye
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Very important to swing at the first pitch
VERY
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
TOKEN RUN!
Tokin’ pitcher!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Wagner Mateo signs for 550K
According to MLBTR contributor Blake Bentley, the Diamondbacks have signed 17-year-old Wagner Mateo to a contract worth $550K. We heard last Tuesday that Mateo and the D’Backs were on the verge of finalizing a deal, a month after the young outfield prospect worked out for the club.
The Reverse Tyson Alualu
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
sl
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I shouldn't be laughing, but I am
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ugh Raj
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WAINO WUZ RONG!!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
What's a Raj Mathai?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
CONTROVERSY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bat boy fail
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINISH HIM!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Finish Him, Timmy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Strikes
Throw them
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy, Noooooooo
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Stupid
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Dangit Timmy
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CLOWNS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
L O A T H E
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Do like.
Want to buy.
(Found an orange Timmy jersey on eBay for $50, considering purchasing).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Indifferent
They don’t disgust me, they don’t excite me.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 23, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
huh, they changed the K-Zone promotion.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They’ve changed K-Zone to only working if they get 10+ Ks? And you only get 10 bucks off?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Too many games where there was like 15 bucks off I guess.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK THESE JERSEYS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Yadier Molina looks like a life sized creepy doll from a horror movie
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
bah
didn’t need to know that
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Is that in AAA or on the jays?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 23, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL KFRED
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they are hoping these jerseys will distract the opposing team? Not see the ball well enough?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
goddamit timmy
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
/sigh
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Damn you, good Molina.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why did Sabean get us the fat, slow Molina?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk sure called that one.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Missing up. Not very good
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy cut this out.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Double play Double play Double play
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
K, then double play
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He was.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
In restroom with a needle in his ass?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry to disappoint you
But I am not Canseco.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 23, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Only about the future
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I AM HERE TO TALK ABOUT ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
TALK TALK TALK TALK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ALL YOU DO TO ME IS SQUAWK SQUAWK!!
SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
“So do you have any future plans to talk about using steroids in the past, Mark?”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonight will probably be a red wine night. But I do like IPA.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Blue Moon for me
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Anchor Liberty Ale, I’m digging it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Tall, subject-less image is tall, subject-less
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
READ MY BLOG ON THE SWEET SPOT
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Seriously, San Diego?
10-4? Who the hell you think you guys are?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT WE WERE!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy not looking to good on his locations tonight
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
nice pitch timmy
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Finish Him, Tim
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Him finished.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YES
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD RYAN!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Unmanned him.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
venereal diseases don't make sounds
medical science
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
High May Garcia?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
looks right to me.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Strikes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this jersey is sapping timmy's powers
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Timmy, throw strikes to the pitcher please.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NICE
FINISH HIM!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TIMMAY!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
YAY TIMMY
STFD
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES!!!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
SQUAK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD GARCIA!
DAT CHANGEUP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
by ryanmiles on Apr 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
AWESOME
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
STFD!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
How I do love that change up.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
There you go, Xanthan.
All the changeups you need.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
I WANT TO MARRY THAT CHANGEUP
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I would almost make it my adopted son even
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Make up your mind, because if you want to do both it’s kinda creepy.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Yeah, that's true
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
How I respond to the changeup:
Landfill: “It’s magical.”
Fink: “It’s laughing at me.”
Barry: “I wish I could brush my teeth with it.”
Landfill: “I wanna put my dick in it.”
Fink: “I want it to put its dick in me.”
Barry: “I wish it were winter, we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it. And then melt it in the springtime and drink it.”
#1 FanShot Champion
Fuckin filthy
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why do they call it a change up?
it’s a fork ball.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
actually splitter, technically
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technically, fucking amazing
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
not really.
a splitter is a fastball, thrown with fingers on the seams.
A forkball is thrown with the ball between the fingers.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LIES!
He doesn’t use a fork!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
split finger actually
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JINX
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
a spirited debate
anyone besides me actually throw one?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I threw what I always called a fork on the seams…tomato to-mah-to?
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
Whats the deal with airplane peanuts??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HAHA!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
God the Cardinals are dicks
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God the Dicks are Cardinals
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Matt Downs sign in the stands
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and the support helps apparently
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
no kiddin?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
downs!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
BOOM
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
DOWNS!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ALL THE WAY DOWNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DOWNS!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
UPS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DOWNS HATERZ
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Downs!
Batting 1.000= Sustainable
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
FIGHT FIGHT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lincecum RBIs are comin' up
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
No swing at HBP!
PROGRESS
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LOL hit him right in the butt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TIMMY TIME!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
NATE DIDN’T SWING AT IT!
PROGRESS!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
QUICK!!
THROW A TANTRUM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Then we would be tough like the Cards
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
HA HA HAYME
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
And now here comes the RBI machine
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nate would've swung at that last year
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
wtf lame
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
GODDAMIT DOWNS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
SAD TROMBONE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fuck
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy hitting .429…sustainable!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Not like that stiff Renteria and his .722 ave. for 4 days
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
My 4 yr old, on seeing Timmy, sings “It’s the boy one with the girly hair.”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
WTAF
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Thanks to roger
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SELFISH TIM
Padding his average.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Damn,
aren’t you supposed to bunt down 1st base with Lefty on the hill?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NM
Thanks Kruk.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You already had it.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
lolwut
not a strike.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
LOL CLOWNS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
same ol' giants
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
you are only coming through in waves…
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
A double play
Where have I seen that before?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You must be mistaken, that's the first DP the Giants have grounded into this game
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
dammit
well that was quick.
1 GIDP and Torres may be hurt. Just FUCKING GREAT.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL TRADING FRED LEWIS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"I am not an idiot" Brian Sabean
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I HATE ANDRES TORRES
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AND HES HURT
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Torres - did he pull his hammy again?
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL VELEZ
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Slightly OT: What time do the gates open at the park before a game?
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
2 hours before
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Be careful what you wish for...
VROOOOOOOOM
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How does a guy with such “great” speed ground into so many double plays? Oh yeah..he sucks.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
First Pierzynski of the day!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Nice
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Time for some Velez, HATERS
#1 FanShot Champion
by xanthan on Apr 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
The stone the McCoven rejected
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I love biblical/baseball references
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I love how the Sun is shinning on him.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
"Eugenio, it's the LORD. What doest thou on a baseball diamond? Didst not I tell you your calling was at Jack in The Box?"
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
shinning?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Picture taken moments before Velez was asked to return to the dug out, having made the 4th out for the Giants
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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beautiful
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He is a blessed fool.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Torres is the most fragile dude ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PORCELAIN!
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Are you sure?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim looks kind of
not great tonight
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
We’ve seen it before. He just needs to find the pitch that’s working for him.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Way to fail NBC affiliate.
Missed the first two hitters…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Crap
crap crap crap crap
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Oh I love four pitch walks with Pujols on deck
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wtf ump
Well shit…but in Timmy’s defense, first 2 were strikes.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Timmeh off his game a bit tonight
might want to walk Pujols
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Or not...
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Walk the bases loaded with no outs?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
hyperbolic hyperbole
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
we should never EVER
wear these fucking jerseys again
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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Molina looks slimmer.
And yes, I do know which one I’m looking at.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Suck it Pujols
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yay popups to the best hitter in the game!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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LOL HUFF
I love that guy
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All the pitchers have confidence in Bengie. Bochy said so.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, Timmy let's back off the curve for a bit.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Okay
This ump’s strike zone sucks.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Timmy's like...
Meh…I don’t feel like pitching many innings. I’ll just get all my pitching done by the 5th.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Ump, you piece of shit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So somebody who actually saw the first batter of the inning… was there a report or anything on Torres? Stupit KMAX rejoined the game with a runner on and 2 balls to the next batter.
YEAH TIMMY OWNS
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
TWO!!
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BOO-FUCKIN-YAH!
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Suck it Holliday
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nice to see us on the other end of a DP for once.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hee hee!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
YES
YES FUCK YES!
GIDP in a count like that is always welcome!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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STICK THE FORKS DOWN
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LOL HOLLIDAY
You dumb stupid bazillionaire!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Dumb stupid bazillionaire is dumb. Stupid.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I think his testicles are still aching from that ball he caught there last October
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
MAH POKEMONZ
I traded Holliday for A-Gonz. GS tonight! Who’s wearing the clever trousers now?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
From Twitter:
A fight over a “Wearable blanket” in the RF bleachers.at Cardinals-Giants.
Oh lord.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
/shakes head
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
My friend’s kid is convinced that if you use a piece of sham-wow as a band-aid it would pull all the blood out of your body.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Howie, no!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Great minds, and all that.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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LOL HOWIE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Apparently they were fighting over who WOULDN'T take it.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
DON’T DIE HOWIE
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh.
For what it’s worth, the Cards strand more runners than the Giants even do. Of course, the Cards also get more runners in the first place, but….
Take your seat, please.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy missing his locations on OPPOSITE sides of the plate worries me.
But it’s amazing how good he still is when he is not himself
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nexdef is fucking horrible
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I had problems at first, but all's good now...
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LOL jon!!!
“now let’s see how they do in the thirst”
hilarious
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He must be drinking with Kruk.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
yup!
kruk just mentioned budweiser
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beer can buoys. lol
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I read that as “powderless”
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
DeRosa looks IS powerless. Fixed
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Drinking tonight as well?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, so..........
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Sabean strikes again!!
DeRosa told the Cardinals’ announcers before the game that his wrist may never be 100% again.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
oh Giants :')
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DeSanchez!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
DEROSA!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Redrosa!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to go DeRosa! Work the pitcher and come away with a hit!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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breaking: Sabes signs DeRosa to three year extension
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
ugh..
i just looked at pujols career stats. this guy literally was born from the womb as a full fledged high avg/slg/obp monster.
when do we get one of those? i demand satisfaction!
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
We had one for over 10 years.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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LITERALLY!
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DEROSA!
Man I’m starting to like him more and more.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
PANDA!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn he hit that hard
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PANDA!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, two hits. Without three innings separating them.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
PANDAAAAAAA!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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Did he take a big shit to the ribs too?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Pandatastic
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
LOLOLOL slutter!!!
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POWERFUL THRIST FOR SOME RBI'S
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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LOLCARDS
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
LOL shoemaker
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL CARDINALS!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLOLOL CARDS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
CARDINLOLS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL SCHUMAKER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
LUCKY ORANGE!!!
First the Sharks and now the Giants!
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DEFENSE@!!!!! YES!!!
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YES!!!!!
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LOL SKIP
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Runs by way of fail!
A Giants special.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
LOLDEFENSE
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Ground attack!
Bochy induces fail in other team, yet again.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
wow. where was this in san diego?
the dumb luck i mean.
They are immune to the power of Bork due to past familiarity.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
over anxious on the double play
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
RUNSSSS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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I'm counting that as a Peirzynski.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don't care
I’ll take it
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Jaime looks like he is going to kill someone.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lool why didn't they go for 2x play
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL Panda
He prevented the double play.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hmm, good idea Panda
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
how did they NOT go for the double play
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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panda genius
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Huh.
So Jon says “Double play ball” and it isn’t. Twice.
Can we use this?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
funnymentals
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Clown Fundamentals
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hackers will hack
Science
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Warning track power!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
downs?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Lets go Downs!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GET DOWNS GET DOWNS
Kool & The Gang, bitchez.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
I think Panda was just saying how much he likes his orange jersey there in the dugout.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
If I got an orange jersey, I would probably get a #48 one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
gona get his size too?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
comfy blanket. i'm sad cause i wanted the snuggie today
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
It's aight.
Cards picked tonight to suck at defense. Christ, this is painful.
Water is wet
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Water is miost.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes moist.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
mostly miost though
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Downs batting 1.000
SUSTAINABLE
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
In milb news...
Brandon Belt and Thomas Neal = dingerz!
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
Dammit Grant
We wait until the end of the inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LULZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Cardinlols
gripped by terror of Matt Downs
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
WHOOO
RUNNING THROUGH THE BAG PROVES FASTER THAN HEAD FIRST SLIDE!
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