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Post-game thread: Giants lose 75th game of 2009

Hey, if the Giants hold the opposing team to five runs in a Wellemeyer start, that's a good thing, right? But, alas, perennial Cy Young candidate Jon Garland was the wrong pitcher at the wrong time, and the Giants go 1-5 on the road trip. The Giants went 0-6 on a similar road trip last year, so for all of you Sabean-haters who think he didn't improve the team, scoreboard, suckers!. That's an extra win in Sabean's back pocket, and we aren't even out of the first month!

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wrecked wrecked wrecked

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 21, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well… that was fun.

by deuce deuce on Apr 21, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAAAAAT?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 21, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING ON THE CARDINALS!!

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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THE PHILLIES! AND THE ROCKIES!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THE ALCOHOOL!!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Apr 21, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOPE

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 21, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got 2 nickels and 4 dimes… we lost our Penny

by Merope on Apr 21, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, we’ve got lots of punnies.

by kudo on Apr 22, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy Day Friday!!

by 49erEmpire on Apr 21, 2010 6:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

/loses a 1-0 no hitter

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 21, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be there, sporting a snuggie.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’ll give up and throw in backups again. That was amusing.

by kudo on Apr 22, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now we get to play good teams. Sweet

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Apr 21, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooooh Magic 8 Ball [of the Simpson’s variety] Will the Giants continue to flail this season?
8ball: Well duh

You know, for this team, maybe what I really need… is a Magic H8 ball.

by Merope on Apr 21, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Continuing from the game thread

I asked:

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we are facing some real pushovers next.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 21, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Garcia, Wainwright and Penny. BRB w/ the broom JPG…

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to reserve judgment

at least until ~mid april.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 21, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

long day at school.

at least until mid MAY

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 21, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t going to be the one to tell you…

by Merope on Apr 21, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have whatever bochy is having.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 21, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not overreacting immediately = downright unamerican!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

In no way is this immediately. How long have these people been in charge?

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 21, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 22, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE CARDINALS HATE OUR FREEDOM!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 22, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

god DAMMIT giants

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BLEEGH

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 21, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

From 6-1 to 8-7 (and counting)

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, screw the Reds.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 21, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching Rangers-Red Sox, tied 7-7

Teams can do that? Score 7 runs?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 21, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

it was fun when we scored 9 runs against the dodgers

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 21, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

With some standout defense behind him, too.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

they didn’t even have a reliever up in the bullpen when he came up to bat. Impressive and deserved faith in such an awesome SP. Can’t believe he’s had 18 complete games the past two seasons.

by Mrbasepaul on Apr 21, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably going to throw a complete game every start, the Phillies bullpen is terrible.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez for Halladay

okay, toss in Wellie

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck. I how he’s good, and how everyone thinks he’s better than Lincecum just because he pitched in the AL East. and I hate how it seems like it’s true. Fuck.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 22, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this "everyone" you speak of?

Timmy’s got some serious respect from all corners. His stats through age 25 are phenomenal.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Apr 22, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not from Cardinals fans!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg guise you guise Chris Carpenter guise

Not to say Carpenter isn’t great, but still.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, I just noticed your username

The Five Doctors!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nerdfuckz

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caught!

Pretty nerdy to know what I’m talking about.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is that the perfect killing machine they were satirizing on Superjail?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This description isn’t really doing it justice, but it’s a frenetic, violent and hilarious cartoon. More here.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember jponry's who's your fave Doctor thread?

I read about 25% of it.

I used to watch John Pertwee’s Doctor when it was on KTVU when I was four. Then when I was in high school they advertised the Tom Baker who on Channel 54 before and after Monty Python.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Baker who on

Doctor Who

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monty Python: also kinda nerdy.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 22, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not criticizing it. But it’s hard to think of anything more appreciated by nerds than Monty Python.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Err, dId you notice that this line of conversation began with my talking about old-school Doctor Who?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Therefore, you are more nerdy than those you mock.

I’d throw in, but I caught myself hitting “Z” instead of scrolling down while reading an internet article this morning.

All y’all are my McCoven baseball crack, and I’m addicted.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 22, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asian Girls

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 22, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like that’s limited to nerds…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep

Watching baseball is something I do to escape from drudgery. But drudgery is looking pretty damn good these days.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 21, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Krukow’s sarcastic optimism

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Rowand so much

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 21, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

So it's come to this

I agree.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss competency so much.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss logic

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Rowand so much

I miss Rowandleague average offense so much

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve been missing that for considerably longer than Aaron Rowand has been a Giant.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my point.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand

he of relatively-competent fielding.

Forget that, he’s a deity of outfield defensive ability compared to Velez.

by kudo on Apr 22, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, I missed part of the game cause I was running errands. Can someone explain what the hell Eugenio was doing out there? Did he really cut off someone from catching the ball in the outfield again?

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Well sure. Just from the way it was describe on radio, it sounded like Nate was getting it and then Velez just streaked in at the last moment and then didn’t know how many outs there were???

Whatever. I guess I should appreciate the hustle on his part.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

correction

appreciate the hustle on his part.

over-hustle

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

In defense of Velez, its really hard to run fast AND think at the same time. You basically gotta choose one or the other. VROOM!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he does OK sometimes.

Hurry up and watch this before they yank it and come looking for me with writ in hand.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 5:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true, he was safe on that play.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 22, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

extra credit for throwing the ball in hurriedly after recording the third out in another inning…

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

And then threw the ball back into the infield when it was the third out.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he hit the cutoff man.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No he didn't

Jazz was like, “WTF” and let it bounce past

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the point is, he caught it and it was the third out. So what if he didn’t know that and missed the cutoff many and generally confused everyone. It’s not like he could screw that up again, right? RIGHT???

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks OK in the boxscore

whereas Fred would have clanked it

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're probably right

Unless you consider the fact that Fred never would have jumped in to cut off Nate at the last minute. Or failed to hit the cutoff man. Or forgotten how to count to three.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone on KNBR said [of the throw into the infield after 3 outs] “He’s lucky he didn’t hit someone in the back of the head. The rest of the team was headed for the dugout, with their backs to the play.”

by Merope on Apr 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, so then I guess I really should be thankful. We don’t need anybody else landing on the DL.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think he could throw the ball to the infield…go VROOOOOOOOM and hit his own self in the back of his own head?

by Merope on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. But I’d pay to see it.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I thought he had a clue, it would be no problem (he was the center fielder, so he should go for whatever he can get to)… but Nate was camped under it and he also seemed to think there were less than two out (fewer than two if you’re delorean).

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, see this is how it was described on radio.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So more disturbing as an indication of generall baseball cluelessness than the actual play would deserve alone.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But . . . Bochy said he was working on his defense. I don’t think he’d mislead us like that.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is letting him figure out everything on his own. That’s the best way to “coach”, don’t you think?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all makes sense now. Sink or swim. Worked for me. Course, my brother drowned, but we try not to dwell on that.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is probably why several of us died of tuberculosis.”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha is that a Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey quote?

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It totally is. I’m impressed.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geno “The Problem” Velez

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 21, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when K&K and HOFer Jon MIller are steamed.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 21, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

/goes to get radio to listen in

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 21, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller was beside himself.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t want to watch it either.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 21, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it shows an incredible amount of restraint on their part to not scream, swear and throw shit while watching this shit baseball.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller & Flem were starting to crack in the 2nd inning.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Apr 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

and considering what lousy teams each of them played on, I suspect they know of what they speak (and watch) every night.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m entertained by it, but I don’t like it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants

keep on picking up a win per year on these southern road trips they’ll have a sweep in 2015.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 21, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS!

Both my dad and I couldn’t believe that Tim wasn’t starting the first LAD game.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Rangers-Red Sox through NESN and what comes on?? A political ad by Vince McMahon’s wife, Linda.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 21, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Runzler made the blown call a little less annoying.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

What did he do/What happened?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's amazing that

year after year of bad offenses doesn’t inspire Sabean to re-evaluate his philosophy regarding how to construct a lineup.

Does he really just think that he’s a victim of bad luck year after year…?

by D4P on Apr 21, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He is a stubborn, stubborn man.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has no balls

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ownership group reviews weekly revenue
/looks the other way

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIVIDENDZZZZZ

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the lack of bats is more of a problem for Brian.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Impossible for an ignorant, arrogant dumbass to be the slightest bit introspective

“Why does bad stuff keep happening to me? Mebbe Gawd hates me!”

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

waiting for Geno Velez to become Jeff Kent

after waiting for Fred Lewis to become BLB

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

make sure to inhale

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re waiting for Velez to be a bigot?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, for him to be a poor motorcyclist.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A poor truck-washer

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 21, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not black

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 22, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to his two year extension, he knows what he’s doing.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 22, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assume this was mentioned already but it makes me feel better.

VW Freak: The May issue of GQ includes a short piece on Tim Lincecum in which he reveals the one thing he wants to buy with his new contract is a Volkswagen Microbus. The issue hits newsstands this week.

by DFARowand on Apr 21, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Got a link to the article in the Fanshots.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its here. Walk off BC posted it for everyone.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want one too!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 21, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want it I want it I want it I want it...

BUT YOU CA-A-A-A-AN’T HAVE IT!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 21, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that makes me love him more

My vehicle is a 1987 VW camper.

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Apr 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m in the market for a pre-1967!

by GameSix on Apr 22, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think he had a buzz?

When he made the platypus?
Drives a tied-dyed microbus
and subscribes to Rolling Stone
Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones?

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Apr 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if it's red

and filled with shovels and rakes and implements of DEstruction

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mother killers! And father rapers!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Draft dodger!

Wait, that didn’t come out right….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 23, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rays scored 6 runs in the 6th inning and are still at bat with the bases loaded and one out. They have 12 runs total in the game.

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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a month’s worth of runs for the Giants!

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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We used up our run quota during the first three series.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friday+Saturday = 17 runs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi, I’d like to introduce you to sarcasm.

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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sarcasm.

Hyperbole.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm is the rhetorical device of using a characterization of something or someone in order to express contempt. Hyperbole is a rhetorical device in which statements are exaggerated. So… using hyperbole in a sarcastic manner.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Compromise!

(is for communists)

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 22, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mutually exclusive.

Hyperbole:

For the Giants 12 is a month’s worth of runs.

Sarcasm:

Not to worry, SF has the most potent lineup of any second place team in the NL West!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 22, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rest of trip = -5 runs. Science.™

by speckops on Apr 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now they have runners on first and second and Longoria up.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

An actual offense scores runs!

by nataku on Apr 22, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some Good News for McCoven

Darren Ford finally woke up tonight. Brother Ford (yeah we still got a couple) went 4/5 with a dinger. Jax 1/3 with a ribbie,

Box score

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That's my boy

Proud adopted parent of Jackson Williams, performing a public service by forcing Buster Posey's move to 1B in 2012.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bench clearing incident in AZ

Carpenter got hit. He gets pissed at Jackson. DP ball. Carpenter takes it out on Drew.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 21, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawford and Neal had better wake up soon also

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean needs to send Tidrow to talk to the Flying Squirrels

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford hasn’t been bad.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping he’ll hit around .300 in AA. I’d like to see him in the bigs by sometime next season, though that may be a pipe dream

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do the Niners draft tomorrow?

I say Haden and Anthony Davis

by DFARowand on Apr 21, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Haden and Dez Bryant

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you guys see the Sports Science feature on Haden on ESPN? Sooooo sweet.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 22, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Claussen

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 22, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Toby Gerhardt will be a bargain, I bet

amazing physical specimen

I’m not sure Jahvid Best would be a good pick, one more concussion and he might retire.

/can’t hide Stanford bias

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Stanfordist

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no thanks

we have the Axe

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 22, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

White RB are the new market inefficiency

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 22, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

So…first place Padres, huh?

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad he wont win the Cy to the lament of ESPN

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Lincecum is better, but Lincecum would have to trounce Halladay in every single category to be able to win 3rd straight. If it’s close, you know who’s gonna win =/

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 22, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got this screenshot the day of the Spillborghs walk-off grand slam

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Grant end up locking it at 666 comments?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the Spilborghs slam game, wasnt it?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes; see subject line above.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh….

yeah……

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I don’t care about 2011. I may not even be here” -FP
God willing, FP.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I kinda like FP on the radio. There. I said it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said some good things. That wasnt one of them.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOOTBALL MENTALITY

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 22, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I didn’t watch this game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

When you've been listening to Damon BRuce for 5 years

FP is a radio moses.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

reply fail

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
#SFGiants mgr Bruce Bochy didn’t say specifically that Todd Wellemeyer would start again Tues vs. PHI, but he believes RHP will rebound.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hes a veteran

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a middle reliever.

by Merope on Apr 21, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a dead cat

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rebound from his entire career?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Baggs is implying that they might sit him out. I hope they call up Pucetas or YEAH JOEY.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin the cat thrower?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOEY! WE WANT JOEY!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 22, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Continued
extrabaggs
  
Bochy on Todd Wellemeyer: “He’s been around. He’ll regroup here. He’s had a hiccup these two starts. We need to get him back where he was.”

Uh, that’s three starts, Boch. Now we know who taught Velez how to count.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Righetti =/= Dave Duncan

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Righetti: Still damn good, and a hell of a lot less expensive.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 22, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

where was he?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE TODD WELLEMEYER WAS

2009: 5.89 ERA, 1.77 WHIP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but the late 2007/2008 Wellemeyer is the real one. The rest of his career was obviously just a fluke.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he was a Cy Young candidate in spring training!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAR!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was pretty OK in his first start tho

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 21, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was pretty OK shitty in his first start tho

I was at that game, he pitched himself into a lot of jams and it was really annoying, he was lucky defense was behind him on that one.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I looked up his line and on paper, it doesn’t look too bad – 6.1 ip, 7h, 4er, 4k, 4bb, 1 hbp. But I was at that game too and he was (like you said) really frustrating to watch.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, you thought AT&T would be Wellemeyer's Fountain of Youth?

Please.

He’s a journeyman pitcher of no renown.
He didn’t cost us much, but he may yet.

We’re mostly stocked with retreads. A few pitch.
Don’t be surprised when they revert.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unnecessarily hostile comment is unnecessarily hostile.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 22, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 12 baserunners in 6.1 IP is not good.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 22, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

A hiccup that was more like crapping his pants.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

RE Zambrano moving to the bullpen
@williamnyy23 It’s obvious. The Cubs keep blowing leads, so Lou thinks it would be easier if the team never had any to begin wit

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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I give Piniella credit for having the guts to tell that man he’s been sent to the bullpen. Zambrano always looks like he’s ready to knife somebody

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s cool, everyone. Sabes is just trying to get us a good draft spot for 2011.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s commenced OPERATION BRYCE HARPER; sadly, nobody told him about the community college thing. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, if Posey isn’t ready defensively yet, imagine how long it would be until Bryce Harper catches in the bigs

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s expected to be a catcher long-term.

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by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 2011 draft class does look really good for the first 5 or so picks~

by nataku on Apr 22, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad the illusion of offense is over

The sooner it gets exposed to Nuekom that Sabes spent 20 million to move laterally, the better

by NeifiChicken on Apr 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

…and then Sabean and Bochy get two-year extensions.

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i has an immense sad

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has Sabean ever spent money on anything other than lateral movement?

Well, besides downgrades?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hookers and Blow.

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by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And worth every penny.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him getting lunch at Burger Joint a few months ago

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to Burger Joint... can I take your order?

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by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have any onion rings that were good two seasons ago? I think they are primed for a comeback. I’ll pay full price.

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by DrStankus on Apr 22, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized the Astros are now 5-9 and have won 4 in a row. They are hotter than the Giants right now.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

You can say that about any team that has won a game recently.

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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously…
My freezer is hotter than the Giants right now.

by Merope on Apr 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We own the second longest current losing streak (texas)

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, The Giants scored 2 whole runs in just the several hours I was gone! Wow!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Feliz was throwing heat vs. the Red Sox in the 9th, hitting 101 several times for Texas

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Pedro pitches now too!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh...

r the giants imploding? no bc ther would hav to be an endothermic reaction for that to occur n right now their jes kinda sitting in the dark, dutch ruddering away all their potential energy……. IM MAD

by slackersphere17 on Apr 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

here

have a vowel

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by hairball on Apr 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, i needed a laugh after that clusterfuck

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by delorean on Apr 21, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m impressed he fit “endothermic” in there!

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by Solidarity on Apr 22, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

"dutch ruddering"??

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly, the GIS results are very tame.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Translation please?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He mixed horrible grammar with scientific knowledge. Interesting.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn asians

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by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 21, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That was a struggle but the “IM MAD” made it worth it

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

they need to quit dutch ruddering all their energy

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"energy"?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should Uribe be hitting cleanup?

Huff is more like a number two or a six. He’s less of a cleanup hitter than Bengie.
Rowand
DeRosa
Panda
Uribe
Huff
Nate
Bengie
Bowker
p

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

the whole lineup

is a number two.

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by zenbitz on Apr 21, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

zing!

poop jokes always welcome.

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played, Mauer

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Ford
Sanchez
Uribe
Panda
Huff
DeRosa
Nate
Bengie
p
..its funny how the 8th batter is always in RBI situational at bats..Bengie is the most clutch on this team…
Velez needs to kick rocks, lets give Ford a chance

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by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 21, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're getting good at that.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

12 hours later… DECKCHAIRS!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 22, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unfounded Optimism and Hope

I know I’m probably spitting into the wind here. I’m not quite buying the sky is falling scenario. Not yet, at least.

We as a community want to get on the Giants for overvaluing RBI and Runs scored, Batting Averages and other traditional matrices when evaluating team performances. Well, I want to avoid falling into that same trap myself. Yes I realize everything is SSS, but analysis based solely on the result is about the worst type of analysis there is. (ie, OMG Bochy sent the runner and Renteria lined into a double play, what a horrible decision) I want to step away from the records and results and look at the numbers in a vacuum for just a minute.

The Giants have the 10th best wOBA in MLB at .341 entering today. If you prefer wRC, the Giants are the 9th best team in the MLB. This should produce a league average offense.

The Giants rank #16, or exactly average, in BB/K ratio. We draw one walk for every 2 strike outs. This is league average.

Believe it or not, the Giants are ranked #14, or average, in isolated power as well. Shocking, I know, but it is true.

So what exactly is the problem? If the Giants are not striking out more than average, has league average power, and gets on base better than average, shouldn’t the end product on the field be a better than league average offense?

Enter the culprit : 21 Double Plays in 15 games.

The giants have a 18.1% LD% so far. It’s slightly below average, teams tend to hit 19% over the course of a year, and doesn’t deviate much from that number. They also have a 1.23 GB/ FB ratio, which is pretty average. The top 5 GB% teams? Marlins, Brewers, Braves, Pirates, Astros.

Marlins : 50% GB, 7 GIDP
Brewers : 49% GB, 9 GIDP
Braves: 48.7% GB, 10 GIDP
Pirates : 48.5% GB, 11 GIDP
Astros : 47.9% GB, 7 GIDP

Giants : 45% GB, 21 GIDP

The Giants are not hitting more ground balls, they are hitting ground balls at the least opportune times. They are hitting it right at people with man on base. As Billy Bean once said in moneyball : “That’s Fucking Luck.”

The Giants are not striking out a ton. They are putting the ball in play. Double plays happen. They’re just happening much more often than normal right now. There isn’t anything you can really do about it. It’s fucking luck.

Here’s to hoping that the luck changes soon.

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by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree in theory with what you’re saying however I feel the first 7 games were an aberration and the last 8 are the reality

by DFARowand on Apr 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's no fucking way

Even if you think this team is bad, we’re not even close to as bad as we’ve been the past two series. Neither one of them is reality.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Correction: The last 8 games are closer to reality then the first 7.

Better?

by DFARowand on Apr 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I think they’re more or less equidistant.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 21, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

this line

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 21, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really interesting, thank you for posting that. I’m not sure I can fall into the “unfounded optimism and hope” line just yet but seeing that makes me less inclined to hang myself.

I think the thing that’s making me so cynical/depressed is the feeling I can’t shake from last year that every game is “MUST WIN.” We finished 7 games back in the West last year but only 4 in the Wild Card. I think most people here could name 4-7 games (or more) the Giants could/should have won but for the complete shit offense. I can’t completely shake this mindset (similar to what DFARowand posted above) that the offense of the first 10 games is the anommoly and what we’re currently seeing is the real deal. Even in the face of real statistics that demonstrate there’s a certain amount of luck involved.

But I’m trying. I’m really am. Because I don’t want to have a pessimistic outlook for the whole season. I just wanna enjoy some baseball.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you are saying that ‘coincidentally’ the Giants happen to be hitting more ground balls in situations where the opposing pitchers just happen to be trying to induce more ground balls? ball

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 21, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im in this line. Pitchers are pitching for the double play, and the Giants keep getting on top of the ball and grounding one to an infielder, where other players are trying harder to make they get under it.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. I’m not sure exactly how to look up that data, but for reference,

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/split.cgi?t=b&team=SFG&year=2010#bases

The Giants, in general, hit very well with men on base less than 2 outs. It just so happens when they don’t hit, it results in a double play more often (current rate 14%, league average 10%. I believe this is due to SSS. These things all even out when there is a large enough sample size because that is the fundamental idea behind BABIP)

Last year, league average was 11%. Guess how the Giants did?

They GIDP 11% of the time.

Science.

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by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually they will be worse this year

they essentially traded Fred Lewis for Mark DeRosa and Randy Winn for Aubrey Huff, as far as the everyday lineup is concerned. They are now slower, on average. Bochy doesn’t hit and run, they don’t have basestealers and they hit a lot of ground balls.

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they don't hit a lot of ground balls..........

I mean, the data says they don’t hit a lot of ground balls. Their GB / FB ratio is league average.

Trading Fred Lewis and Randy Winn for Aubrey Huff and Mark DeRosa will not have a pronounced impact on team GIDP . Edgar Renteria hit in to 17 double play in 77 chances last year (or 22), Pablo Sandoval 8% and Nate Schierholtz 9%.

Speed matters, but not nearly as much as just plain luck.

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by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got good situational hitting. Then we didn't.

If it had never happened I’d be more depressed than I am.

But since it did, there’s a good chance it will again.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, how many stolen bases did we lose?

many of those steals eliminated the possibility of GIDP. Some GIDP’s were probably eliminated by hard slides at 2b by faster guys who were able to get to second in time to break up the DP. Some GIDP situations were probably eliminated by hits that were doubles for Winn/Lewis. I am not arguing with the numbers, only saying that the numbers don’t cover the true magnitude of the speed effect. DeRosa and Huff seem to be getting on base more than Lewis and Winn, creating more situations.

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 22, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are also slow/bad baserunners

by nataku on Apr 22, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

1-6 without Fred Lewis.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Apr 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

the curse of LOL FRED

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by jponry on Apr 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

8-7 w/o K-FRED

or Howry or Valdez, etc.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’oh!!! 1-5. Tipeeng iz hard…

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Apr 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

so is replying

evidently

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You what I liked about this game?

Me neither.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Meulens needs to get on this crap. The double plays are killing us, the lack of small ball fundamentals by a team that has zero pop needs to execute. Jeebus even K-ing is better than rolling into a GIDP. They are rolling over anything that isn’t a fastball with men on base and every opponent is going to know it. Who cares if you walk em? If he swings then he’s out, if he hits it then he out on a GIDP, if he walks then get the next guy to GIDP. What a better confidence for an opposing pitcher than knowing you can poke a stick at the dead dog that is our offense.

Hard hits that get caught nicely or turned into DP i can tolerate, but not this weak groundball shit. The umping isn’t helping but that is no excuse. This is up to the coaching staff to fix in my mind, on a confidence level and a execution level from Bochy and Meulens.

I want to see Meulens work on their approach and I want to see Bochy try really hard to be marginal at his job. Then again I’m just a dreamer

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

but they don't have zero pop

they have average pop. Another name for “small ball fundamentals” is “shitty baseball”.

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by Viliphied on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Unintended consequence of getting more walks is grounding in to more DP’s.

Now we need to focus on driving the ball better. Schierholtz has a decent LD%, FWIW.

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by GiantPain on Apr 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz looked decent at the plate today; I’m hoping his spring difficulties are more or less past him. And if Bowker has to be a platoon, I’d MUCH rather have a Bowker/Schierholtz platoon than a Bowker/Torres platoon.

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by Solidarity on Apr 22, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather have Bowker and Nate in the game at the same time regularly.

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by scout6 on Apr 22, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Note above comment: If we have to have a platoon. Which is what Bochy seems to be bent on doing. So, I’m not going to dawdle int fantasyland on that one. Naturally, I’d rather see both of them getting PT, but unless DeRosa moves the IF permanently, it ain’t gonna happen.

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by Solidarity on Apr 22, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was having practice so I missed the game

Kind of glad I did.

01.19.2010
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Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Is anyone following the Yankees-As game? Phil Hughes has a no-no going with 1 out in the 7th.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

2 more outs. He’s got a no-hitter though 7 IP.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL A's

Phil Hughes with a no hitter through 7!

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by scout6 on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I DID NOT KNOW THAT!

:)

LOL JOBA

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Hughes gets the no-hitter, it’s all we’ll hear about for the next 2 weeks.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Phil Hughes no-no! Red Sox walk off!

ESPN implodes

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as I don't have to hear them analyze the offensive woes of the Giants

“What happened to this team, they were off to such a hot start!”

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their Giants analysis takes 2 minutes at most. :/

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only when it includes the last 6 seasons

by E Ticket on Apr 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HUGHES

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH CHAVEZ

Breaks it up

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Chavy infield single off Hughes

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

literally

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

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by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should make that replay of Hughes looking for the ball into a gif. That was classic

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Joba pounds a beer before taking the bullpen mound.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Geraldo Posey Watch

What is the earliest date RF Geraldo Posey can be called up without affecting his Super-2 status and delay his 6 yr team control?

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Late June / Early July since he was up for 3 weeks last year.

As far as super 2 eligible but delayed team control, I believe 3 more weeks.

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by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give nate a chance!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit me with your best shot.

Neil Geraldo Posey.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man
If the Giants are going to stick around in the NL West, they need Eugenio Velez and their other bench players to follow Uribe’s lead and make a contribution.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=crasnick_jerry&page=starting9/100421

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 21, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

rec’d

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s good knowledge

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That’s gold, Jct! Gold!”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

That explains what Rowand is poopin all the time, I guess

rec’d and nominated for the McCoven Awards next winter.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering that Velez is the greatest living ball player, I’m pretty optimistic that he’ll end up pulling the Giants out of this thing.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 21, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Concerned

Won’t our hottest hitter be riding pine once Sanchez is off the DL?

by BooRadley2785 on Apr 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

I have to think that they’ll throw Uribe pretty regular starts at short. They can’t afford to have him out.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll believe it when I see it

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Freddy Sanchez will never be off the DL. He will rejoin the team on June 12 2011

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn is still batting .000

Oh man.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

How many times has he been out there?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think he plays everyday, but he definitely has had enough at bats to get a hit.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah 0-6

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh really? Only 6 at bats?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to the website/fangraphs yes 6 PA’s

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well thats not so bad then

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfft.. Rowand did twice that to start the season, suckaa

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

As sure got hosed on a couple of check swing calls.

Umps are not having a good year up to this point.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 21, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeter getting the cheater special.

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 21, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we officially name Eugenio Velez the 2010 scapegoat for every loss this year? I really, really, really hate this guy.

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Apr 21, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs:
But I wonder what’s going to happen with Bowker. It’s not just the .189 average, but the passive at-bats and the perceived lack of fire that I’d wager is most troublesome to the coaching staff.

Bowker got screwed out of a single in the third inning, when his ground ball hit the base and deflected away. The umpire, Scott Barry, inexplicably called it a foul ball. The play happened right in front of Bowker, but he only pointed at the base for an instant before becoming resigned to his fate and turning back for the dugout.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like kind of a lame excuse to me.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 21, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

why isn’t 1b coach Roberto Kelly all over this?

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker could have asked for an appeal to the home plate umpire, I guess.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 21, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything his manager tells him

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have dived into 1B regardless.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WWGSD

What Would a Good Soldier Do?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 22, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

He really should have argued it more, though. He didn’t have to be rude or out of control or anything, but he should’ve stayed out there long enough for the umpires to decide to huddle up

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t he a rookie? If so, STFU and go sit down – let the coaches argue.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

1B coaches

aren’t supposed to argue calls i think. I believe it was Bochy’s to argue and he didn’t.

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 22, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly, I was shocked he was in the lineup today

after his game ending AB last night. I just thought that would be soooo Bochy/Sabean to make sure he didn’t play after that. Actually I was surprised that he was not optioned today.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm

I am sorry, but it is not the job of the player to argue the call with the umpire. He still has to go finish his at bat.

Bochy should have been out there arguing. His team had been lifeless offensively for 4 games, and they were robbed on a clearly wrong call and he did NOTHING.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 21, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

point.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs is already carrying Sabean's water on this issue

We will be hearing more of this type of thing in the next couple of weeks. Need to serve up a load of bullshit to the masses before sending Bowker down.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lars shows us the way

maybe the whole point of carrying rookies on the roster is so that they can be blamed for failure and sent down. Other teams fire the manager when the players are bad, only the Giants do the opposite.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as Teflon Brian and the Huge Cranium can point a finger at someone else, it is all good.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

bullshit

They NEVER overturn calls like that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 22, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bandwagon fans

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wrote an essay up there!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you did it quietly.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t watch the game cause I was away so I don’t have much to say, but it’s funny cause when the Giants lose I get mad so my friend jokes that he doesn’t want to hang out with me when they lose.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren’t you the dollie with the Dodger boyfriend? Lots of nice, sensitive Giants fellas here to talk to

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL yes and sadly enough he predicted the Giants to get swept…And I can’t wait to meet these nice sensitive Giants fellas.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sensitive? Nah, Im a testosterone loaded hunk. But im single.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

community is practically large enough to set up our own dating site.

/winks, points at the McCC females

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

McChemistry!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it. But it could just as well be a dating site for fans of McDonalds

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Wil be your father figure…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

THERE ARE NO GURLZ ON TEH INTERWEBS

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i found lot of them. google

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this comment makes me happy to have a boyfriend.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 21, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raj Mathai is waiting for you

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 22, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dayman!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So that happened.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 21, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Uribe?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATTACK!!!

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 21, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another good reason to hate ESPN

ESPN Fantasy Projection
2010 Season Outlook
In four games with the Phillies, he’s already gone the distance twice and has surrendered a grand total of three earned runs in 33 innings. His Cy Young may already be in the mail.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Shove it, ESPN

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 21, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t hear them over all the fap.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 22, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he wins 25 games, they will be right.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 22, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

i hope the giants get swept 4 times in a row...

Cain for Uggla…any other trade propositions??

DUBfan4life!!!!

by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 21, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN 4 FIELDER

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be the worst trade ever. Seriously. I would consider becoming an A’s fan if that happened.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every day that passes, this trade looks a little better. I dont think Im quite at the point where I would pull the trigger though.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see a few more start from Sanchez before I decide that he has arrived. No doubt, he has impressed me so far, but Scott Podsednik also has over a .1000 OPS right now. My point being that people are going to regress.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN 4 OBAMA!!!!!!!!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO VA CAIN!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m too attached to Cain at this point

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not really willing to trade Cain b/c pitching is obviously is our best strength is pitching and we don’t have a good replacement in the farm system that’s ML ready to take Cain’s spot. Plus for Fielder isn’t he a FA after the 2011 season? I don’t want him for a year and then have to give him a huge contract considering he’s asking for a Mauer type deal. Not worth it.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

grammar fail, pitching is obviously our best strength is pitching

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fielder...

…and Craig Counsell!

He and Rowand could battle it out for the Most Ridiculous Batting Stance award.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez for a few used bats

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Apr 22, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you even know what the AAA options are?

Do you think Zito will continue to pitch like he’s a Cy Young candidate? Do you think Sanchez will continue to pitch against the Padres and Astros for the rest of the season?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else wonder why...

torres, velez, bowker, ishikawa all go up to the batters box with a bat…they are hitting into double plays, id rather them strike out…these 4 are “Rally Killers”, everytime we have something going they just kill it with their terrible batting approach, its frustrating and embarrassing to watch how bad this offense has gotten…i cant wait till a big blockbuster trade happends to get this team big bats to put up “crooked numbers” on the board…Barry we miss you , come back!!!

DUBfan4life!!!!

by BayAreaKidd650 on Apr 21, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not Whiteside’s fault. Its Bochys, for playing him. He has never been a good hitter. We knew what we were getting.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hits Grand Slamzzz

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

latter.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez hasn’t grounded into a double play this year. Say what you want about him, but he does not bear the DP curse.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 21, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure he hit one today and Bowker couldn’t get back to 2nd.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a GIDP.

But yeah, that was a DP. Hard to blame him for it. He hit the ball hard.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 21, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose it's all the same.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 21, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither has Ishikawa. Bowker has 1.

Panda has 4. Maybe Velez should hit in his spot. :)

by peetah on Apr 22, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pucetas and Bumgarner? And suddenly we have a very shaky rotation.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

I don’t see it being a net gain. A wash at best.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy I'm so glad

we have Alderson and Barnes to provide depth

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE!

We traded Barnes! Remember? We got that awesome first baseman for him…umm never mind.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barnes is 0-2 6.57 ERA so far. Don’t think he’s ready for the bigs yet

by DFARowand on Apr 21, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we got value for him then.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol cane

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 22, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

That was seriously sfgate level posting. He must have gotten lost.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson

glad to see he did not run off and join a band

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Carl Wilson

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven’t heard the Zito/Wilson demos?

by Into the Void on Apr 21, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a scary idea. The Zito/Wilson ad is enough.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 22, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure he founded the Beach Boys

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum = Offensive MVP of the road trip

3-4 with 3 RBI, I wish our everyday players could hit like that…

by GrooveGiant on Apr 21, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Who should be playing RF

A) Nate Schierholtz
B) John Boy Bowker
C) Mark DeRosa
D) Geraldo Posey
E) Joe Borchard

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate but I’m biased, I’d like to see Bowker in CF/LF

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

bowker in CF

this I do not want to see

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by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHORT ARMS

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 21, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

no homo?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

sound gay?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should probably just stop now.

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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That stuff doesn’t go over well here (although I was surprised to see shanghaijim use that term here once).

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 21, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noble Giants fans

Fighting inequity wherever it may rear its ugly head.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 21, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim's sort of got license .

Although for awhile I thought he was jumping on every opportunity with both feet.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 22, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

besides, people who say stuff like that come across sounding like they are 12.

by Merope on Apr 22, 2010 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is commensurate with the user name I suppose…

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a 12 year old inside my head. He tells me what's funny

A cow-orker told me something today. Thanks to all you people, I could not help but add ‘TWSS’ to the end of it.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 22, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I love to ork me some cows.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Cow orking is seriously underrated.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’d met my co-workers, you’d agree that ‘cow-orker’ is teh correct spelling

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 22, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

who has shorter arms? Scott or Bowker?

or the batboy?

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 22, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will some dutch ruddering answer that question?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just curious, why is Bowker in CF a bad thing?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's a hint

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by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

? can’t see anything. But I just honestly want to know why…

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a picture of Fred Lewis

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 21, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t he leave the country?

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

seeking asylum

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by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Viking?

Unf unf unf

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 21, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right, baby!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dodge

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 21, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caravan

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by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

CANYON AERO!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 21, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

endorsed by a clown!

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 22, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Crawford.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit that’d be awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

a two way threat

obviously

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by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either the 1994 or 1997 Tony Gwynn.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 21, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Bowker and Nate

should play every day at least until Rowand comes back.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Apr 21, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bring you more shit

San Jose LHP Ari Ronick was placed on the DL April 19 with left elbow soreness. He will miss at least one start. Ronick went only three innings in his last start before going on the DL.

I wrote an article detailing the ways the SJ rotation can get fucked by this, as well as the myriad rainouts they’ve suffered through at SF Dugout. I really don’t like the sound of Ronick’s injury.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 21, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Tell us something good about the Little Giants

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Belt is good. And BruteSentiment interviewed him! So you have to read SF Dugout now. :)

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 21, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better than saying FUCK YOU READ MY BLOG

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 21, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPAM

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by jctGamer on Apr 21, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. I can picture you saying it.

Feel freely.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 22, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

UR LOSIN ME

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 22, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

now THAT'S

interesting writing!

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Best Thing Today - A Proud Moment from my Son
New leadoff guy Eugenio Velez couldn’t be more of an out-making factory if he owned an industrial stamper.

I predict this as the moment when the publishing tide turned on Geno..

Sniff

by grape on Apr 21, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

my 72 Chevy was an out making factory

oh wait….

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 22, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the bright side:

I personally guarantee the Giants will not lose today.

This is not a signature.

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2010 8:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Don’t underestimate them. I’m pretty sure this road trip offense could make them lose even on an off day.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 22, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

They also can't gain any ground on the Pads

And the Bums are knocking on the door, only 1/2 GB of them…

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 22, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good God, you guys. Private school is expensive.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

USF was so fucking expensive when i went there for a semester, almost cheaper going out of state like here in Ohio

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just sent my intent to register to Mills College in Oakland, and one year’s worth of total expenses (tuition, cost of living, textbooks, medical coverage, etc.) costs more than I’ve made in the last three years total.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you qualify for any subsidies?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I qualified for a substantial amount of federal aid (basically, the cost of tuition), and I’m working right now to figure out the best ways to make up the rest of the difference. I’ll gladly take any suggestions.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you mean real suggestions and not ones that fall under the category of selling yourself for other people’s carnal desires.

I know there are a lot of grants and small ($100 – $5000 range) scholarship awards you can apply for. They have ones set up for people in just about every walk of life. The school should have some information on these. Just getting a couple hundred extra dollars here and there can be extremely helpful, especially when they aren’t loans you have to pay back.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 22, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the first thing I did after accepting my aid and freaking out last night was contact the school about scholarships. I’m going to look outside the school, too, but this is basically the first time I’ve had to supplement my federal aid for school with anything more than a part time job, so I’m a little new to the whole process. Which is why suggestions are awesome.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

hit up any scholorship, grants, business funding you can.

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by scout6 on Apr 22, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Turn Tricks?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The real money is in pimping.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

$200 and Time Served

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by scout6 on Apr 22, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about getting loans or stuff like that?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always had the impression

Mills was unusually expensive for undergrads, at least for northern CA schools. Did they not bother to mention the costs of the program? Private schools kind of like to do that.

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

They have the costs on their website, so it’s not hidden. I was just expecting to get a little closer to actually covering them with my FAFSA. Silly me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

I didn’t mean to imply it was your fault or something, but IME (and those of others) their estimates seem to not quite match the actual freight. Hang in there.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m confident that it’s all going to get paid for one way or another. I just need to remain diligent.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

When did Mills go co-ed?

/hasn’t lived in the bay area for years

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 22, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only undergrad is women’s only.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’ll be seeing you on campus, then.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 22, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cyclones Unite!

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by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I’m paying 39K plus for tuition. Just tuition. That doesn’t even include, cost of living, books, health care, etc. Thank god I went to a UC for undergrad.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 22, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had to choose between Northwestern and Cal Berkeley for college.

Cal : 2600 / semester + 5000 Room and Board.
Northwestern : 26,700 / year + Room and Board

It was an easy decision.

My (ex) girlfriend also came to the same conclusion. She turned down Yale to join me at Cal. Although I’m sure Regent scholar had something to do with that as well.

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by jctGamer on Apr 22, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn…. that’s pretty expensive for Northwestern, good decision

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

This would have been much, much easier if San Jose State had either admitted more than 12 people into their program, or if I had just been one of those 12. Ho-hum.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which program did you apply for?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 22, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

MFA in Creative Writing – Fiction.

I guess it’s a tough racket to get into with these state schools.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SJSU is a goatfuck right now, from admissions to getting classes. It’s really bad here. I don’t know when it’ll get better either. I hope you make it in!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no. I was already rejected from SJSU. The program there is just ridiculously small right now.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

all up for Miami Ohio as an out of state

$36,128

USF:$36,000 and actually add another 4,000 bucks to it for living

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

tough

to have the campus in an expensive neighborhood, but at least you didn’t try to go to NYU?

Also, sorry for missing the update, but are you still in school?

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by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it was Long Island, CW Post, if you’ve ever heard of it? between there and Seton Hall in the New York area…. but yea, i got out of that bullshit, so i’m staying in school, got one more semester

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

good for you

I meant USF students are kind of screwed because the campus is in an expensive neighborhood. And yes, CW Post, the school named after the cereal!

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, pretty much… and for sure, USF is in a pretty nice area, and it really is a fantastic school, but thanks man!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had exactly the same problem. I had a scholarship offer to Penn but ended up going to Cal because even including the big scholarship, Cal was less expensive. Ridiculous.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 22, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I went to private hs in SF and Berkeley was actually less per year than the hs tuition. I couldn’t believe it at the time that I was actually going to save money by going to college.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 22, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woodside Priory Represent

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by jctGamer on Apr 22, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL BABY!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I immigrated to the US in 8th grade. Speaking virtually no English, I would have been assigned to an ESL class in a public HS. Here in California it means I would end up being more proficient in Spanish than English.

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by jctGamer on Apr 22, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yikes!!!!! yea, then i wouldn’t blame you there, good idea on your parents sending you to a Private school, you kinda do get more attention. Also depends on where you go for a public school, like at Campolindo in Moraga it was pretty amazing

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a boarding school. Isolating myself in an environment where I was forced to speak English 24/7 was the only way to pick up English quickly.

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by jctGamer on Apr 22, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow… Could probably tell you didn’t really enjoy it that much, but hey, kinda had to do it right?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

you try living in an all male dormitory for 4 years!

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by jctGamer on Apr 22, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like fun!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 22, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmm…. i’ll pass, hope you liked it

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I once worked with a Latino who claimed to be learning English from a cassette.

This one.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had a lot of friends in college who went to Campolindo and they were as prepared if not more prepared than me and my “fancy private school education.” But similar to jct, I had to got to private school (or was at least luck enough to get the choice) because where I grew up in Oakland, it would have been so much harder to go to public school and get into a good college.

Universities often look more at where the transcript is coming from than what’s contained in it and for a lot of public school students, you pretty much have to be at the top of your class to be considered, which is so unfortunate.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 22, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea dude! like, i feel as though Campo was almost harder than college, and it’s because they took that pride into really preparing their students. And i’m hearing all my friends that went to private schools talk about how they skipped classes and all that, i never really did…. But this is very true, going to a public school in downtown Oakland, or SF would make it tougher to go to a good college

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ELITISM

I went to a small liberal arts college in NY.

Total cost of tuition for my 5 year program: $261,000
The only way I could even think about going there. They offered me a $12,000 dollar a year scholarship and even then I had to take out a ton of loans that I’m just starting to pay off now.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 22, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy GDP batman

That’s a lot of nondischargeable debt!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 22, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depending on the degree

How much (if any) of that could be satisfied by serving in the public sector?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Bachelor of Architecture and eventually I’ll get a Masters in Urban Planning. The plan was to work in the public sector but I’m so entrenched in my current job that I don’t know when that’s going to happen.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 22, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it
  1. baby

http://www.campusgrotto.com/colleges-with-the-highest-total-cost.html

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 22, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa auto formate

That should read “#3, baby”

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 22, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa spelling

Format*

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 22, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sarah Lawrence College?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

The difference between #1 and #2 is greater than the difference between #2 and #50. What kind of crazy scam are they running at Sarah Lawrence?

by Evan on Apr 22, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, GW

Though, to be fair, GW does have a fixed-tuition policy, which means you pay what you pay your freshman year for all 4 years, which means my tuition is actually a couple thousand lower.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 22, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, my alma mater is #41!

I almost went to Sarah Lawrence, but they didn’t come through with enough financial aid so I couldn’t afford it. Ah well.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. I feel your pain, man. I’m going to a private school in the fall and the tuition, even with my scholarship, is outrageous.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 22, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They gonna let you TA?

I know a lot of fellow grads who have mitigated cost to almost nothing by working for the school. Maybe that’s not allowed at a private institution. An all woman’s private institution. If not, that’s horrible and I object.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 22, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that TA is work is available, but not for first-year grads. I’m definitely looking into it further.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: At least today is a good day, the NFL draft, the Sharks are on tonight at home, and NBA playoffs

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL ALEX SMITH
LOL SHARKS IN THE PLAYOFFS
LOL W’S

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Knows this... and LOL GIANTS TRYING TO SCORE RUNS

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh...most definitely that last one.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

but seriously, every one of those is true

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, on ESPN, the niners came up on the ticker, and it said “Notable Defenders: Takeo Spikes, Nate Clements”

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

They forgot Walt Harris!!!

"Some of it is our fault because we didn't track him as well as maybe we should. We've got to do a better job eyeballing that." -- Brian Sabean

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 22, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

nobody gives a shit about the NBA playoffs.

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by jctGamer on Apr 22, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, whatever, i’ll watch it, nothing else on

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Get back to me when the finals are on. What’s it called again? Oh yeah. June.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 22, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help: Searching

Does anyone know how to search this site? Whenever I try to do it in the main page, it sends me to some broad SBNation-wide search function. How do I just search McCovey Chronicles?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 22, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s weird. It searches this site when I try it.

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by Natto on Apr 22, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized that it works if I try to use the search function while in this thread. If I just punch in McCoveyChronicles.com and try to use the search function, it gives me the other thing.

Weird.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 22, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be lying

if I said that I wasn’t a little scared about tomorrow, despite it being a Timmy Day

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 22, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

how many starts does the dude have?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

this will be his 3rd

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/garcija02.shtml

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 22, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did Borky screw over that road trip to make sure Tim pitched on Flip Night at home?

Hell, no, that’s a WELLEMEYER start!

BORKED!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 22, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flip Night?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

4/27

Filipino Heritage Night #1

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 22, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they selling Lumpia on Flip Night? That might make up for it.

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by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah thanks

For the life of me, I couldn’t imagine what a Flip Night was at the yard.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone brings cheap video cameras to the yard.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Amateur Porn Night?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

“And now, will the gentlemen please stand for the ceremonial 7th inning blowjob”

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually hosting that one, not the Giants. I probably shouldn’t have used orange and black tickets with Bengie Molina on them.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBBM

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Apr 22, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

or maybe

BM/SDM

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Apr 22, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BDSM?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your documentary Everybody Loves Money was not what I was expecting.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 22, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holly shit Casilla.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 22, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone see that?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 22, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

what?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 22, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m watching the DBacks fight with Carpenter

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude that was hilarious. What an asshole.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat happen?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 22, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for a link.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 22, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

just saw it, pretty awesome, using the glove to throw it to the 1st baseman

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 22, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 22, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

So THAT'S where all the runs went

Milwaukee 16, Pittsburgh 0 in the middle of the 7th. In Pittsburgh. Ouch.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

20-0 now.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 22, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No matter how bad you have it

there is always the pirates.

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by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, the Giants have gone almost twice as long without a World Series as the Pirates. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But at least didn’t have to put up with those crappy hats.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking for a photo of their striped hats brought me to this

It’s…oddly unsettling.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the piercing gaze, I think. Almost as creepy as howie.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the positioning of his hat makes it look like his forehead is about two feet tall.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks shooped.

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by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOOPED!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um...Fuck Andy Van Slyke, who threw his ex - teammate under the bus.

From a 2004 interview in The Sporting News.

Ballou: How difficult will this season be for Barry Bonds?

Van Slyke: I think it is going to be very difficult. Even before Barry was taking steroids, or allegedly was taking steroids—when I played with him—I weighed more than him, and yet he was still a tremendous player. He still had good power and was an MVP. (But) the physical facts are the physical facts, and when you’re 36, 37 and 38 years old is not when you peak with your home run production…. If it’s coming, I think it’s probably due, just like anything else in Barry Bonds’ past. If it’s bad press, it’s usually his responsibility.

Ballou: Are you telling us, in your opinion, that it looks like Barry Bonds has taken steroids?

Van Slyke: Unequivocally, he’s taken them…. I can say that with utmost certainty. Now, I never saw him put it into his body. But, look, Barry went to the bank with the robber, he drove the car, he got money in his pocket from the bag that came out of the bank. Come to your own conclusion. Did he spend the money? You decide. I think he did

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2010 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well they have been a sub-.500 for most of my life so in my eyes it works. Plus they are the Pirates.

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by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

*sub-.500 team

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by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny what’ll happen when you choose Andy Van Slyke over Barry Bonds.

Before that, they were contenders every year!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The curse of the Bonds.

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by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

During the 1991 Gulf War, when the MLB decreed all players would wear both the Canadian and U.S. flags on their batting helmets as a patriotic gesture, Van Slyke scraped the Maple Leaf off his helmet because, in his words “Canada is a pacifist, socialist country.”

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 22, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

America

FUCK YEAH

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 22, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andy Van Slyke would make Rush Limbaugh seem like a bleeding heart liberal.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlb.tv just got a whole lot more attractive.

Now available on PS3.

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by DrStankus on Apr 22, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Now if could only uses the controllers to manipulate the players the world would be perfect.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAMER

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by Solidarity on Apr 22, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BR player, gaymen, now MLB.tv?

I keep wondering if I should just get a PS3.

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by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

An off-day in the middle of a brutal losing streak is unendurable. Fortunately, Grant is working on a cheery, insightful, hilarious post that will put it all in perspective and brighten everybody’s day.

by Evan on Apr 22, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m kind of relieved by this off day, actually. I need a mental break from this bullshit.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I only like off-days after a win. I hate stewing.

Watching the A’s-Yanks game now. Go A’s!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 22, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, right now, listening to/watching the Giants = stewing. There not being a game on is a relief. It’s been brutal, these last few days.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

And maybe the team needs a day off, too. Shake the losses.

No question, we need to have a good homestand against 3 very good teams.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 22, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking of starting up a blog where I just live-blog old TNG episodes after every Giants loss.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

As usual, jcb9 needs a day to CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't see the end of yesterday's game, did they let BWeez get some pitching in?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He did get an inning of work.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

It’s been a while. Was it 1-2-3?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Although no K’s

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, good enough. I wonder what he is gunning these days after adding that slider.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

PitchFX sez ~95-96 on teh FB and ~87-88 on the slider. Pretty nice.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 22, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

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