Open Dinner Thread
by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 4:58 PM PDT
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WHAAAAAAT?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Going to the gym after work and planning to pick up some food from Kukje
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
Molina is feasting on GIDP
I hear he prefers it to ribeyes
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
I'm completely losing the will to live...
I’m completely losing the will to live…
No need to call Covenant House though….happens 3-4 times per season.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
I like cake and pie
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
This game makes me so angry sometimes.
Most of the time.
A lot recently.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I've been angry with the Giants since 1967
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I just had a buffalo chicken sandwich
and it was way more awesome than this game
NIPPLES!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
sounds like an awesome dinner.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
just like his hair, AMIRITE?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Overheard at a lightbulb convention
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
Sabean attacked the notion that the Giants suck on offense
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 21, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
He's not an idiot!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a burrito
Not quite sure what was in it (though it had beef), but it was good.
DFA Jonathan Sanchez
in honor of Aubrey Huff
the wife is making beef stroganoff
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Hehe.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Pizza
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m so glad we re-signed Molina guyz, aren’t you? He sure does add to this offense.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
z
Giants/Padres “highlights”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I remember in the early 2000's
being confident we could come back from a 2 run deficit.
I miss those days.
Where's Perry?
Now they’re just a bitch.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Depressing
hankschulman Molina just grounded into #sfiants’ 20th DP. On pace for 216. The ’87 division-winning team has franchise record of 183.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
ON PACE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Literally!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You can all watch a real game
Phillies at Braves. Doc vs. Huddy.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/facepalm
hankschulman Molina just grounded into #sfiants’ 20th DP. On pace for 216. The ’87 division-winning team has franchise record of 183.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
SAD TROMBONE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL DEFENSE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DE LA ROSA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fajitas!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
sup doodz.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Pain
horrible, horrible pain.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DohRosa
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
don't let
the door ball hit you in the ass
if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
c. Seppuku.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Damn you!!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
My wonderful wife
Making honey mustard pecan chicken.
Smells so good!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
WELOLEMEYER
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
IDK Pizza or a burger or something else
someone can sway my vote if you care. I expect apathy.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Eat a burger. With bacon and cheese.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That's the only way eat a burger!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
What is IDK PIzza?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Small lizards.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Eckstein sure has gritty determination
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
Kuiper said Friday is sold out
I guess people bought it before the Dodgers series.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Never underestimate the alluring power of Snuggies.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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DIAPER GIVEAWAY NIGHT!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL YOUTH MOVEMENT!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
BOWEL MOVEMENT
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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NIPPLE NIGHT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I AM THERE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Every night is Nipple Night for Lars!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Especially when it is cold
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy on the mound and “THE BEST FANS IN BASEBALL” showing up for the Cards.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Don’t walk Eckstein.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Bochy likes to manage a team that reflects his own personality and image.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like spouses who look alike.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t believe this is still only a 2-0 game.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
I have em.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Yay?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RALLY DOCTOR
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Helmet Hair!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Now do a Rally Companion (my new girl crush).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
:D
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Oh. Hello, there. Whats your name?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
That’s what I’m talking about.
Plus with the Scottish accent? Oy!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
didn't realize it was an early start
Strange that the Giants haven’t scored any runs. What happened?
What HASN'T happened is offense
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I haz runs now?
/knows I can’t
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Aww
My cat has come over to console me.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My cat threw up on my pants.
Jerk.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
JAZZ HANDS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
U!
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ribe!
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Jazz (kinda)
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe!
How will he not score?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fantastically.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 21, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Double play is a good guess.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Pinch run for Torres, who gets doubled off.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
My mancrush on Juan lives on.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’m sad because he will be stranded
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
Is it Bad
That I want Wellemeyer to give up 8 more runs so that there is a Legitimate excuse to DFA his ass…. who am I kidding he’s not going anywhere…
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Still marveling over Giants 4th...
Two on, none out. Sandoval (Sandoval!) has just worked a walk.
Inning looks promising with #4 and #5 hitters coming up.
Huff swings at the first pitch and pops up.
Molina bounces into a double play.
Just like that, inning over.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Rally Athletic Cup
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Now how will the Giants screw this up?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Now he’s definitely not going to score.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Failure is primed and ready.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Too many crowd shots
Cute kids is one thing but ugly adults?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
A runner at third
They have us right where they want us.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Oh good, 3rd base with no outs. Now they Giants have to be more creative.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Now he's on 3rd?
Oh now he’s definitely not scoring
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
They got us perfectly set up
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
I have no idea how 4 out of 8 starting position players are batting over .300
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
Those two weeks where we were able to score.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
how will the giants screw this one up?
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 21, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
Naive.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Righetti looked kind of angry
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
They have a gym in the stadium?
Douches.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That’s across the street
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I’m sticking with my uniformed opinion.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rib eye
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
A run! OH MY GOD A RUN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THAT. JUST. HAPPENED.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Heh. Ground out to first is the drive of the game.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Literally!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY THEY SCORED!!!!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
THE GIANTS SCORE A RUN
THE GIANTS SCORE A RUN
THE GIANTS SCORE A RUN
THE GIANTS SCORE A RUN
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THEY'RE GOING CRAZY!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HOORAY BROKEN BAT GROUNDOUT
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
i'm dreaming
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
THEY SCORED!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
And that’s the Dodge Ram Drive of the Game. Sad.
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lol
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
EFFORT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I APPRECIATE IT!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
/cries tears of joy
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 21, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
lol Dodge Ram Drive of the game is a groundout to first base.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
LOL DODGE RAM DRIVE OF THE GAME
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
“Dodge Ram Drive of the Game”
on a ground out RBI, lol
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Drive, my ass
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a Bowker bomb.
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I CAN HAZ RUNS
Yay
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Juan Uribe: the only Giant to cross the plate since Saturday.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rally bulbasaur
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
/chooses Charmander everytime
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why I stopped going to local Sacto concerts.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Great umps this series.
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That is a fair ball
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
What the hell happened…damn you MLB TV and your evil blackout restrictions
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
Weak ground ball to first, ball hits bag and bounces toward the foul line. Ump calls the ball foul.
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According to Miller
The umps said the ball first hit Gonzalez’s glove in foul territory.Then it hit the bag.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Also according to Miller
Replays showed that the umps missed the call about as badly as they missed the pitcher’s double the other night
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
They should a closeup replay on TV. It hit the bag.
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Hooray umps!
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Really really, extremely bad call.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 21, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Umpiring.
The Giants do not need your help to fuck up.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Angry Kuip is angry
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Fuck. These. Umps.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pretty sure that's a by the rules hit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
How is it possible to blow that call? That’s the easiest call in the world.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Looks like Gonzalez’s body was blocking the umps view and he decided to just take a guess.
by Into the Void on Apr 21, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
IT HIT THE FUCKING BAG, CLEAR AS DAY
WHAT THE SHIT? THAT CANNOT BE CONFUSED. DID HE THINK THAT GONZALEZ DEVELOPED A GRAVITATIONAL FIELD?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Would not have been a hit.
2 unassisted out.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
hit the bag
fair ball
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker would have been on base before anyone fielded the ball.
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Fucking umps.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
So that's why the Padres got the call
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
aqui esta un poquito de bullshit.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Oh Giants, it’s just not meant to be.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This is almost too many abbreviations
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is that a Meters song?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
He’s so good they need to all meet.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
what the actual fuck indeed
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Literally!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Umps are resigned to the Giants losing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Real question
Why the hell didn’t Bochy get off his fat ass to go argue that?
He doesn’t care about Bowker
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He was in that really comfortable spot on the bench.
Does not want to leave and mess up the groove he was making.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I mean seriously
Totally lame, Bochy. Get off your ass next time. It’s your job
I wonder… we know Botchy seldom argues calls, I would imagine the umps are aware of this as well. Maybe we see so much shitty umpiring because the umps have nothing to fear? If that was Billy Martin out there, you think the umps would pay a little more attention so as to avoid a confrontation over any and every controversial call?
The umps almost never reverse calls, and are rarely intimidated by the managers.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I didn’t mean that they would necessarily reverse a call, just that maybe they might get it right in the first place cuz’ they were paying closer attention. Lackadaisical breeds lackadaisical.
I just think the umps suck.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Even FP figured out he should have argued:
Is there a reason why Bruce Boche didn’t argue that fair foul call? The ball clearly hit the bag and it cost the Giants a run!
Even if it doesn’t get overturned, at least show your team that a) you have their back, and b) you are actually paying attention to the game.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Has there been a series where we’ve had decent umpiring? No, seriously. I can’t remember one.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ISHI!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
TARP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That’s probably a run right there.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, that would have been an RBI double
by randolphforpresident on Apr 21, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
Not really
Had Bowker been on first, Ishi would’ve struck out.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
...and bowker would have scored.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
This.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ITS A TARP
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jon Miller ripping on the umps
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
IT SHOULD BE A TIE GAME
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
Now a weak groundout, or K from Velez?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
sigh
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ishikawa with a two bagger
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
i should hope so
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 21, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LEAVE VELEZ ALONE!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Here comes the patented Velez K!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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The Fates have decreed
Giants shall not win, if the umps themselves have to intervene
ZORAK
Get a hit and some is forgiven.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
Genohope
if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Clutch Velez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
VELEZ IS ICHIRO, NERDS!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
no, pablo is fat ichiro
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you, Velez.
Eat a sandwich and go to hell.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
lol wut?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Speed batting leadoff is negated by INABILITY TO GET ON BASE.
1-11 for the series. With a walk.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I was laughing at the "Eat a sandwich" part.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that is a new one.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 21, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU VELEZ
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
"Velez chased a bad ball there!"
Miller actually sounded surprised about it.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
That was laughable.
I’m still in awe of that blown call. What did the ump think had happened?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He was still buzzed from 4/20
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
/signals HR for Clayton Richard
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
bending of space time
according to MLB press release
if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Even if it had hit off Gonzalez’s foot, it’d still be a fair ball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Did the ball get by Gonzalez?? I still think he would have been out
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It did.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The thing that bugs me...
Is the thought that Padre fans listening to their broadcast probably have no idea what just happened. Anyone listening to Coleman, Leitner et al?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
So, not trying to be a homer
but has this crew made any errors in the Giants favor?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ALL UMPIRES PAID BY DODGERS
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
CSN STOP SHOWING THE CROWD AND THE UGLY PEOPLE
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
leave Velez alone !!!!
if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Eugenio Velez is 1-14 during our losing streak (counting the 0-3 today)
I propose a benching.
CORNERSTONE, RISING STAR
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But he’s the greatest living ball player.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
sss
he needs at least 400 at bats to prove he sucks.
by Into the Void on Apr 21, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I propose a caning.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Thanks for the 4IP, Wellemeyer!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
DAN
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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BOOYAH!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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So yeah Gonzales
but why is Runzler pitching?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Big he’s a big, bad, brute of a man.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Runzler is technically a middle reliever.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He’s not a good hitter.
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I guess this’ll be the relievers’ tuneup game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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So Wellemeyer gets 15 more starts?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
i'm taking my gf to the may 2nd game vs rox.
wellemeyer is slated to pitch.
if he is, i will be so pissed.
by russian.tank on Apr 21, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’m seeing him pitch on Sunday. It’ll be worth it to see Pujols bounce a ball off the glove.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s Cain on Sunday.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Really?
Awesome.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Danny boy
Don’t be doing that walk thing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
If any of you think that the umps are only against the Giants
watch highlights of the Cubs-Braves opening day game. The worst call I’ve ever seen.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Also, before you blame the umps
Remember that Welly gave up a run off of 4 straight walks.
I was more asking about this particular crew.
Some crews are just naturally terrible.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
At least Bill Hohn doesn’t despise the Giants as he does the Braves. That guy does some heinous things against Atlanta.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Was that the dropped diving play in center that turned into a double play?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I don’t think it was a DP but it was the dropped diving play.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It was a double play, because he threw back to the infield and they doubled off the runner at first, who saw that the ball was dropped and therefore proceeded to second.
Instead of two on, nobody out, it was two out, nobody on.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You're killing me, Ump.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Jon: “Wellemeyer pitched four tortured innings.”
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
DAN
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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You really need to work on your timing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I love there are times that our broadcast crew are just brutally honest. This includes TV and radio.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU HUNDLEY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
What the fuck happened to our bullpen?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well.
If it was not game over before, it certainly is now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OK...
So I’m beginning to think the Giants aren’t going to win today
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
I hate So Cal.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I really don't like Petco
I live in South Orange County, so I’ve been several times. Of all the new, “state-of-the-art” ballparks around the league, I like Petco the least.
The dimensions are messed up beyond belief, of course. Beyond that, there’s no real personality to the park. It really feels thrown together with all these disparate themes going on. Worst of all, there’s just a really claustrophobic feel to the place—which is really a shame for a ballpark in San Diego.
I much preferred going to games at Qualcomm. And not just because the Giants regularly won at Qualcomm.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
This is eerily familiar
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
The Giants are about to be swept by the San Diego Padres. Again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Maybe we could get Wellemeyer to pitch for them
Of course, he would end up shutting the Giants down.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
If the Giants lose 1-0 on Friday on a one hitter, Tim should kick all the hitters in the balls.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
We know Timmy can hit….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 21, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Well then
Who’s up for turning this one into a drinking game?
Every giants hitter who sees less than four pitches – drink!
every bad ump call – drink!
Every padres walk – drink!
I’d prefer living.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Alcohol poisoning.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hello alcohol poisoning
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
30+ people found dead in their homes of alcohol poisoning.
All had the same web page open on their computers.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Being owned by the Padres has become the status quo
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
Also? If Molina doesn’t drop that foul tip by Gonzales, it’s a 3-1 game.
Not that it matters.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That sucked
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
So, we’re starting with beer. Then adding French bread and butter. Artichokes next.
If the game gets worse, cyanide.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
It could get worse?!?
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
Yeah, it just did
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Artichokes are good but so hard to eat.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
“And why not?”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Top or bottom?
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Fuck Eckstein
I hope he gets mugged and loses his pot of gold.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
irl lol
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
according to that image they (or at least someone) already have and have moved on to ripping it in two.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
your observational skills are exceptional.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yep.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, WTF?
Giants cannot catch any break at all.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What’s that thing where they leap and catch the ball?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I was going to make spaghetti
Ooooh silly Gwynn and his diving catches.
@MAD_Marvin
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/crashes into Bowker
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GAMER
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The Padres are assholes.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LITERALLY
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
wow.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Oh fuck this…
Just hurry up and lose this game and get the hell out of this shithole
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Bold Prediction:
McCoven turns into a mass suicide cult by July. The article reads as follows:
Several bay area residents found dead in front of their computers, each opened to the same webpage.
At the bottom of what appeared to be a communal blog, several pictures of men covering their faces with their palms appeared alongside largely incoherent ranting and unfamiliar words such as “Epicgenio Failez, Bork, and Fire Sabez +109”
The final comment was “HAI GUYZ SHIFT-A LOL WHAT I MISS??”
What happened to the team that was scoring 6 runs a game?
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Now you see offense.
Now you don’t.
It’s magic inside!
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Did the bottom of the second actually happen?
Ground out
Walk
Walk
Walk
Walk
Strike out
Fly out
DFA Jonathan Sanchez
yes.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Yes. Note that those first three walks were the bottom third of the order.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
GO NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK NEXT YEAR
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Of course
why not?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Geez
I hate this place
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Hey now – what did we ever do to you?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
You guys are ugly
Naw, I meant San Diego
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I’m thinkin’ Arby’sson!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
To hell with your crappy sport.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
…
sigh.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wheeeeeee
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CLOWNS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
You know what? Fuck this team.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
literally?
Symbolically? Figuratively?
by Into the Void on Apr 21, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuckulatively.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
After this embarrassment is over...
I will watch both the A’s and the Mariners games. If none of my teams show up today, I may need a few weeks off of baseball. Fingers crossed for King Felix.
Where's Perry?
meh. The Mariners are. I could care less about the A’s, but they’re local and I’m down for any kind of baseball positivity.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
At least they’re playing the OriLOLs?
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yep, been a good series so far. because they’re a team that can SCORE RUNS AGAINS WEAK PITCHERS
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
padres are bunting their way to another run
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Sigh
Giants manager Bruce Bochy indicated Wednesday that he’ll pair left-hander Jonathan Sanchez with reserve catcher Eli Whiteside more often than not this season.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
Too much run support.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Like they are scoring a lot ore with Molina today.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 21, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Still better than Whiteside.
Hell, a Sanchez/Lincecum battery would be better than Whiteside.
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NO HITTER THAT ONE TIME
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Actually, upon further reflection I see this as a positive in one sense – Bochy isn’t gong to let Molina’s potential hurt feelings get in the way. Last season when there seemed to be a “personal catcher” thing going on, Molina pouted and Bochy backed off. At least Molina’s tender heart isn’t the deciding factor here.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Don’t worry guys. As soon as Scott comes back, the Giants will start scoring runs and winning again.
by one loss?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How long...
before the GIants are in the basement of the NL West? My guess is after around 40 games
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
I like these guys!!
They’re funny guys!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Why aren't they out talking to these struggling pitchers?
Or is this that “all in” mentality we have been told about.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They’re just rubbing it in now.
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Literally.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Their nipples?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
TO HELL WITH THE PADRES
HOW DARE THEY DO THAT?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
3 bunts for a run.
maybe giants should give it a shot
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
cept it's too late for that since there's only 3 innings left and we're down 4 runs.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
We’ve been doing it very well, actually, except for that one time. And Sanchez is by far the worst bat in the starting rotation.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That’s just cruel.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants are going to be walking funny after this series
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
Liar
they don’t know how to walk
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I am sure there is a moral to all of this
They lose the game but win at life!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Velez!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DO NOT EAT MY FACE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
Artisan bread!
GTFO.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Fucking early season road trips.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I need to pay closer attention. Commercial break lit up my inning change meter
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE USED TO BE MAGIC INSIDE WHEN THIS THING HAD WHEELS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit
The Giants GO BACK to San Diego on May 17-18.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
We play 9 games against them before June.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Or maybe 8.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Whenever I see Huff
I imagine him smoking a cigarette, he just looks like that guy.
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I really hate Eckstein.
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Eckstein is a bastard.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I am still watching it for some reason.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Padres.
The goddamn Padres.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Soon to be
the first place Padres
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t take another season of the Giants getting their asses handed to them by the dodgers and the padres.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
The Red Sox are on ESPN like 4 days a week
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yuck, American League ball!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Other than Philly and St. Louis, all the good teams are in the AL.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I’m not sure if it’s because I have no rooting interest in the AL or the DH, but I just don’t like watching AL games. I’ll watch ABs of the better players but I can’t sit through an AL game.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
SILVER LINING
# For those who want something to cling to: Giants were swept here 2-1, 2-1, 3-2 last May. Low point of year. Then went 69-53 rest of the way. 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck
Sure, that’s going to happen again.
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Science!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
History repeats itself right?
Or is that those who do not know it. Wait, we all know it though.
OH GOD WE RUINED IT!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
69!
AWWWW YEAAAAAAH
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously,
What happened to that team that was laid back, hitting well, scoring 5 runs per game?
Was having Rowand and DeRosa in the lineup that different?
It seem sot have just evaporated.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
seems to*
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Really Eckstein?
running on the play?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
RALLY BACK2BACK
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That flap jack actually looks really good though…
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, I've got a pretty girl friend.
That’s good. I suppose I shouldn’t be too upset. And what is it that you all cling to?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
your girlfriend, as well.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
She says nothing but good things.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Static charges.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I make a comfortable living.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still alive.
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That’s pretty bomb.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
College?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I…
…
Aw, shit.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I am young, white, and gainfully employed in America. I suppose I wish I were in a little better health right now, but there isn’t much to complain about otherwise.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I am one of those three!
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LOL WHITEY
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
You’re in America?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT A COUNTRY!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
what does ’white" have to do with it?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 21, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
are you christian, too?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 21, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
As long as Natto is still alive, I’m happy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a triumph.
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LITERALLY!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
At least DeRosa looked good batting second!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
well, his wife always looks good regardless of position
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 21, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Gay Muppets
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Damon Bruce does look like Bert.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Bert is much better looking
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is there anything that says I have to keep listening?
/already saving my eyes
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I love how he calmly gets up and walks back to step on the plate
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Oh Nate
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Owie.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Expecting nothing but mediocrity, not being disappointed.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
At least they hit two balls out of the infield that inning. I guess.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Baseball season is supposed to be the fun part of the year
maybe I shouldn’t invest so much into a mediocre team?
Where's Perry?
Could be worse
could be the Raiders.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone see that highlight of the Fordham player who leaped over the catcher to score a run?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
That was awesome.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m waiting for the movie.
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I wanna do that.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That was great.
Sportsnation is fun.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Why am I watching this game?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
You like torture?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Because CSI: San Diego isn't on yet
it will be after this slaughter
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The next time we need Wilson in a game he is going to be stupidly wild.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
/pitches toward 2nd plate
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
like his hair, AMIRITE?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
His nipples will fall off mid-windup
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
WILD NIPPLE
YOU MAKE MY HEART RIPPLE
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
His nipples will propeller wildly.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
oh duh!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Sigh
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I can't decide which is more futile
continuing to watch this game, or focusing on whether Doc gives up any runs.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
The Love Boat was pretty awesome
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I never understood how Doc scored with so man chicks. Bad toupee, scrawny body – ick.
Now that Charo, on the other hand. . .
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
From Baggs:
Tony Gwynn Jr. makes outstanding, diving catch. Then he leads off next inning, of course. Drops a perfect bunt single. Wow, exciting player.
Baggs has never seen Gwynn play, he’s a 5th outfielder at best.
He is superior to both Velez and Torres.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Velez would drop the catch and make a diving bunt attempt.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
lulz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OT: the root beer I have sucks.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
A&W.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Sprecher Root Beer rules
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
Never tried it.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that’s never good root beer. It’s just brown bubbly sugar water.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It’s even worse when it’s flat. Yuck.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Taste's like a son of a bitch!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you pay extra for that?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
try finding one without HFCS
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 21, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Why am I still watching this?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
On the positive side, the Diamondbacks suck, the Dodgers pitching staff is imploding, and the Rockies are all over the place. At least nobody’s running away with the division.
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
Except maybe the Padres.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Brandon Medders is still warming up.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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we are all warming up.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Pedro Feliz is warming up
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Guillermo Mail-it-in Mota
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Ugh, Nate?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was...
Moderately acceptable.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
We don't usually see an errant throw from Schierholtz
because we rarely see Schierholtz play
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Have the Giants done anything remotely watchable today? Ugh.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Sanchez’s pitching
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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You can say that again
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Beat me to it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
For the hell of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACpNVD5GMUw
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I can’t even guess how much coke was consumed before that broadcast.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Don’t you hate it when you bench a pokemon then he goes 4/4 with a SB? Yeah, me too.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Who dat?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
(I failed to check the line up for another player who wasn’t starting tonight; should have swapped them out).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I recommend weekly leagues. It helps prevent both underthinking and overthinking.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I have one of those, too. I end up spending the whole week second guessing my line-up, powerless to change it.
I’M NOT CUT OUT FOR THE STRESS OF POKEMONZ!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I waived my Aramas Ramirez Pokemonz, and I refuse to look at his stats ever again.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I still have him; just didn’t play him.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Even with a four run lead you cannot lose it with one swing of the bat.
Your logic is flawed.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thank you, Bengie.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Get out of the fucking way, ump.
/signals a home run for Clayton Richard
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Todd Wellemeyer is a twitter trending topic. WTF?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
About how much he sucks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Giants pitchers
caught having massive circle jerk in hotel room to other teams’ lineup cards.
More at 11.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Did they really need to steal there?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Gotta stay out of the DP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
casm?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They have stopped caring.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
They are a few innings behind us.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Goodnight everyone.
Tonight I am going to dream of the 2003 Giants lineup card matched with the 2010 pitching staff.
No Chance of a Rally
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NO CHANCE IN HELL!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL Steroids
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I like Bud Black for wanting to keep the pressure on in case we come back. But his caution is for naught.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Recent Giants offensive history has taught him nothing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I really wish Bochy was still in SD and we had Bud Black instead. Bud Black was a good Giant.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Can we have a bench clearing brawl or something?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Oh SNAP
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Headbutt, knee to the groin and then put in the boot.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants would probably lose this too.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Devil's advocate
Okay, it’s out of our system! Now we can go home and kick some ass against the big boys!
Where's Perry?
Yeah! that's the ticket!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bowker, hit a HR to save your spot in the lineup.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
single suffice?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
probably not.
:(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/platoon with Torres
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hey, a hit.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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/lincecum reference
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh – the game is already over in my mind. Wasn’t expecting that.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
BOWKERMANIA
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
WHAAAAAT?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Relax
GIDP incoming.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Downs!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Remember when I said he should be starting tonight? I was the right one.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Validation
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Right before Bochy benches him for half the games because for some reason the Giants play against a ridiculous number of LHP, and his bat gets ice cold again.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
MATTY!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Batting 1.000!
Sustainable!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh God, they are just now taking out Garland.
Your 200910 Giants!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
many leatherbound books
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
rich mahogony
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SELLOUT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Manscaped
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Your Local State Farm Agent - Brian Wilson
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
should I get excited or pretend to not care so that it wouldn't hurt as much?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Velez is up
Don’t count on anything.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
yippee
Dodgers lead the Reds, 7-4 in the 6th
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Rally Dispair
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BRINGIN THE BIG GUNS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Rally killing homer?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
lulz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Just enough runs to make sure Bell comes out for the 9th.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez is in good position to make me look like an idiot.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I am just going to leave that one alone…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I would welcome it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There is a giant owl in the stands apparently.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RALLY RELIEVERS
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Ooooooooof course.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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If Velez was at 1st…triple play
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
And he’d still be running, trying to score
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
the forest gump of mlb
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Apr 21, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Except not likable.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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And not as bright or athletic
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IMPOSTER!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That would require Velez getting on base.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HE IS JUST LIKE ICHIRO, NERDS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
OF FUCKING COURSE ITS A DOUBLE PLAY TO ECKSTEIN.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good. Can we bench Velez now?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
As someone who was bitching about him just this game
That was not his fault. Hard hit ball to the wrong place.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don’t care. Bench his stupid ass.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Agreed.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL LIFE ON PLANET EARTH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
Also, FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Fuck this stadium. The Giants can’t catch a break.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This is the most unbelievable stretch of games I've ever witnessed
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Cursed.
Indian burial ground.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We should all get together and burn down Petco Park.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
That’s not a scalable solution. We’d have to hit all the NL parks and a few AL parks and AT&T Park this season if we torch every place that the Giants can’t score a run.
/pessimist
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Minute Maid Park is safe.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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lol
What a terrible ballpark.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good ol' ten-run field.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK YOU GIANT OWL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I sense an earthquake coming
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Fuck this team.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
Can't blame Velez for that one.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Watch me
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 21, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
True, but we can still wish ill on him.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I can find a way to blame Eugenio for everything
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Too many runz. Does not compute.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL JEFF GORDON FANS ARE STUPID HAR HAR HAR!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey look it’s Brian Wilson
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And what’s with the hair?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL Bomb to left field.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“Stairs hits a bomb to LF and Sandoval runs it down.”
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Meanwhile, the Reds are coughing it up to the Fodgers.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
time to bring out one of my only you tube uploads:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqVfKJwQ63I
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
San Diego needs to get launched into space.
It is a necessity.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
how many shovels you got? we gotta start from the bottom up.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Seagulls
more exciting then Giants baseball.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bean Eckstein. It’s the only thing this series that would bring me any gratification.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I like Brian WIlson. I wonder if we’ll ever see him again.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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This usually requires the Giants having the lead late in the game, so I’m gonna say no.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
IT COMES DOW TO THIS
Sandoval
Huff
Molina
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Down.
Duh….
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Waiting for the idiots who will say..
“WHY DID THE GIANTS USE WILSON?”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
So wait, I'm new to this whole "baseball" thing
Is four runs in 4 games good?
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
/throws self down stairs
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants seem to be new to it too.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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it has to be, the Giants do it a lot.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Singles Night?
really?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
McCoven night basically
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
no – that’s ‘out of moms basement’ night
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
they’ve done it for years
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I have never noticed or paid attention.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah, i want to mix with other puh-thet-ick loser giants fans
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 21, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LITERALLY!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
No, the Giants will score enough to make this another painful loss.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay Pablo.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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PABLO
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Panda
I wish you had done that earlier when there were runners on base.
But this is still good.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That double play is hurtful to me now….
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
One run… AH AH AH
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
BOOM goes the pandamite!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Still love you, Pablo. Too little, too late.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ANOTHER MEANINGLESS PABLO SANDOVAL HOME RUN
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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but they have meaning in here!
/points at heart
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
giantsrainman used to say that about Bonds’ homers.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
ACK!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
At least somebody other than Uribe scored a run.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh, what the hell.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
needz moar dog
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 21, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, clapping douchebag behind home plate!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You know, you can bitch and moan all you want about Wellemeyer today, but as much as he struggled when he left it was only 2-0. It was the pen that lost this game for the Giants.
yep.
as long as everyone gives begie the credit he deserves
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s the lack of runs that lost it for the giants, to be honest
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
That too and also some hard balls hit right at people
along with some good defense from the Padres.
It would have been nice had he left only 1-0 and not walked 4 straight including the bottom third of the order.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah but he didn’t make it last for the bullpen.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
you can bitch and moan all you want
Okay!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yeah, I can’t wait to see him go against the Phillies!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yep…
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
God, Adrian Gonzales is good.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Argh, why must Gonzalez be a good defender as well?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
here
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
So, weak groundout or strikeout?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
jazz hands?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Fly out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants need taller hitters
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Giants need taller hitters
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
The Giants could have used these two runs yesterday
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Swept by the Padres.
You clowns.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
lol giants
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
EPIC FAIL
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
LOL
“don’t be the guy who makes the last out”
/camera pans to Nate.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
thats his job!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
BREAKING SUSAN'S HEART!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
what movie is this, anyways?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Firefly.
Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Oh duh.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Well. That was heartbreaking. Thanks Giants.
1-5 Road Trip.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
0-6 on the same trip last season, so I guess they improved?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey look, it’s the ump signaling foul ball when it hit the first base bag!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
LOL
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
GREAT SUCCESS!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Let us never speak of this again
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Positive Thought
Maybe this year we can only get swept in San Diego once!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
/beats gatorade machine with a bat
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Let it out… there, there now… it’s gonna be OK. Eventually.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Who keeps saying the Padres are supposed to suck this year?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The Padres had a winning streak at the beginning of last year too.
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Uhh, are the Giants going to get a hit off of Doc Halladay?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Watch,
They will score 7 runs off of him.
Just to fuck with everyone.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I will consult my Ask Me Jesus when I get home.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me check my sources.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OT: I tried the chocolate Cheerios. Winner.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I had no idea that there was chocolate cheerios. thanks for the heads up.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 21, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve really never eaten Cheerios. Only time is when my nieces and nephew would give me a couple (and I had to eat them).
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Eww – the force-fed cheerios from spitty toddler fingers. Nasty.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
They just hand it to me from their pile. Cheerios not wet.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Covered in germs nonetheless.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
.
Whoops, it’s Answer Me Jesus… I asked online:
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to watch some Avatar
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Only slightly less disappointing than that game.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Avatar the Last Airbender
Not Ferngully
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
GTFO list
Bochy
Velez
Wellemeyer
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Fuck this team and the horse they rode in on.
At least we didn’t spoil a good pitching performance.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
i’ve been out for a coupla days. what did i miss?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
nothing
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I wonder if 22gigantes has converted into a hater yet.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Summing up
Zito: Cained
Cain: Cained
Sanchez: Severely Fucking Cained
Wellemeyer: Not Cained (despite the lineup’s best efforts)
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
It came out really well! The squid was done to the perfect degree – opaque and done but without the slightest hint of chewieness. Which can be tricky – it’s really easy to overcook.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Timmy says
Don’t try this shit with me
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
take 2
or was cain and sanchez zito’d?
8 ip, 2 hits, 1 run
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/OAK/OAK200110130.shtml
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 21, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That reads like a bondage movie synopsis.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
or was cain and sanchez zito’d?
8 ip, 2 hits, 1 run
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/OAK/OAK200110130.shtml
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
reply fail
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 21, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
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