GameThread II
by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 4:12 PM PDT
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LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
WHY DO YOU LIE TO ME?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 21, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Kaopectate
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Runz please?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LITERALLY THE SECOND THREAD!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
No you don’t.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I appreciate the nipples though!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
you literally are wrong.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Oh Good
Bochy may use Wilson for a few innings today.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JAZZY WALK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
UriBBe!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
OB Wha?!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 21, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY EMPEROR NORTON
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That only works at home!!
/MY OWN RULES I NEVER TOLD ANYONE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DRASTIC MEASURES, MAN.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That is one angry Emperor of San Francisco
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 21, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Norton Internet Security
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rally Johnny 5
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
uhh
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I APPRECIATE THE NIPPLE EFFORT!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
I honestly believe we will score more than zero runs this game. Call me crazy.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 21, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
you’re gnarls barkley
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
big fucking surprise
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
/facepalm
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
GODDAMN DP
Stop that, Giants.
For fuck’s sake.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Your San Francisco GIDPs
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It's no longer funny.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Of course
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Natti Ice.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
But I thought Nate was batting .350! How could this happen?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Well
This team is on pace to do several groundbreaking things this season.
Soy! Soy! Soy!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What does figurative progress look like?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Communism
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Your mom.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have gone with ‘your little sister’ as there would be a better chance of her figure literally developing.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
De La Rosa!
LOL KUIP
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
Close enough.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
He was just listening to some De la Sol before the game and naturally got a little confused.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
HE SUCKS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CHECK THE TIMESTAMPS NERD
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he just call him De La Rosa?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
kuip just called him
delarosa
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Whats up with this dudes batting gloves?
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 21, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
color of the white man
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
according to espn gamegast
two of them were.
by russian.tank on Apr 21, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
At least somebody can hit...
gosquirrels HOMERUN DARREN FORD! Squirrels up 1-0 in the bottom of the first!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
CALL HIM UP NOW
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLLEMEYER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Walks. These always turn out well for Wellemeyer
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Um.
Never mind that two of those pitches were in the zone.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Have to turn off the game
Time to help the kid with her homework. So I’m relying on you monkeys to tell me when the Giants score lots of RUNZ.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Take this asshole out of the game.
I’m through with you!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Dude.
According to gameday this ump is blind.
“Wellemeyer doesn’t have a CLUE!” – Hall of Famer Jon Miller
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
No wai.
Maybe I oughta turn on the radio.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
He was in the strike zone for Gonzales’ homer.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw a motherfucking strike
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
How nice of you, ump.
Dick.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SITUATION: WELLEMEYER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL STRIKE ZONE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is it wrong if I want Wellemeyer to get injured in a hot air balloon right now?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, it is.
“Get injured” implies that he survives.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
DFA Wellemeyer
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Are we done with Wellemeyer yet
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, that explains it. This is the ump who called the homer for Clayton Richards. What a fucking cavefish.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
your vendetta is ineffective
Because Wellemeyer still isn’t very good.
The ump still doesn’t have a zone. Bad pitcher + thimble strike zone = 3 straight walks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
"We felt we were better than those guys anyway," Wellemeyer said.
Now that he’s a Giant, does he have a different opinion?
"We’ll have to prove it," Wellemeyer said. "I know they’re solid over there. We’ll have to bring it."
You’re doing a heck of a job, Todd
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
This is the same douche that blamed the ums for giving up 3 homeruns and 7 earned runs last strart
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 21, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh WELLS no!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Throw strikes to the pitcher trying to bunt, Wellemeyer.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Oh he’s not doing that again is he?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
And he is serious about it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
it's good to get the pitcher out of the way
Uh…wait…..uh…never mind
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
He did walk the pitcher, but he only did it for the LULZ.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
aint gonna happen
that suggests a profitable situation
LOLLEMEYER!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
oh fuck
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Right now, I’d rather have Madison Bumgarner on the mound throwing 50mph and being distracted by his wedding.
This is not a signature.
Someone should check with his sister. She might be dead.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh, my.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
Forget the Padres
Today the Giants battle the Strikezones
LOL A PITCHER WHO WAS TRYING TO GIVE HIM AN OUT!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
sigh
first place was fun
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
oh WELLLLLLSSSSS NOOOO!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
where the hell is Raghetti?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ok, he is obviously shattered. Please just end this.
by randolphforpresident on Apr 21, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
Partisan Giants crowd is growing angry.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Serious fucking headcase
Wellemeyer has gone all Ankiel on us
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
You know things are bad when Medders sounds good.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
I said I wanted to see Wellemeyer in an another start before making up mind about him
OK, he started.
I’ve made up my mind.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
LOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome, right?!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
/headdesk
/headdesk
/headdesk
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
It’s not the strike zone, Bork
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t worry guys, Medders is warming up.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Guys,
I miss Brad Penny.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Penny wasn't amazing
but he also seemed better than this.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
He just looked in the dugout
His mind is fucked
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
WHY DON'T WE HAVE A LONG RELIEVER?
RECALL JOEY, NOW.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WELOLEMEYER
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Oh boy
Medders is the long reliever.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Here comes the walk.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
le sigh
Well, on the plus side, I’m at home, and enjoying a very fine smokable. Oliva Cain ‘F’.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Get rid of this clown
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
whatever
I’m taking my headphones off. I can’t take this while I’m in the office.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
Complete Meltdown
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Sounds like I turned the game off at the right time.
Where’s my Pucetas at?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Well. Last time wellemeyer put us in a hole we came back with eight runs.
is it too much to ask?
Not pitching so Wellemeyer
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
PULL HIM OUT!
WTF are you waiting on?
4 STRAIGHT WALKS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Somebody won't be making the trip back to SF
His name rhymes with Suck.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
wellemeyer, this didn’t go well
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH THE WELL-MANITY
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
just came in. Can I safely assume that the Giants are slaughtering the Pads?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Wellemeyer is slaughtering the giants
by randolphforpresident on Apr 21, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He walked the bottom third of the order.
That is astounding.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NOT AS GOOD AS THE CARDINALS THOUGH, RIGHT TODD?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOL!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD Eckstein
You fucking Midget
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
lol ecksteins first K comes against this shit head?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHAAAA A STRIKE OUT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Here comes the salami.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
STFD Eckstein
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
VELEZ
IS PISSING ME OFF
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Velez sucks so much.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
WTF Velez?
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
GOD DAMMIT VELEZ
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
VeLOLez on the throw
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
W T F
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
Let’s leave Velez and Welly behind in SD, please
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
VELEZ YOU DUMB FUCK! NATE CALLED IT, HE WAVED YOU OFF.
PLUS THERE WERE 2 FUCKING OUTS OMFG SDKFHSADKFJHADSJFADSHKFJDSFKADSGFKJASDG
WHY IS HE STILL PLAYING BASEBALL!?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So much velez fail there
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Zorak has a keen baseball mind….
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
OMG this fucking team is full of clowns!!
Velez forgot how many outs and almost blew that play
FAIL OVERLOAD!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
VELEZ
PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DIE IN A FIRE
PREFERABLY A FAST ONE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What the fuck, Velez?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
didnt know how many outs there were. What a joke.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 21, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck this
Im out SEE YA GUYS
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Sorry to ask
Since I can’t watch right now, what did the fucktard do?
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Ran into Shierholtz after Shierholtz called it
Then clearly didn’t know how many outs there were as he hucked it back to second as quickly as possible
by randolphforpresident on Apr 21, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
And to add insult to injury, the throw was way off line.
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almost crashed into Nate going for a ball into right-center
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extrabaggs First CF Eugenio Velez nearly kills RF Schierholtz making the catch for the third out, then he fires it back to the infield. Counting fail!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Once again...
…nearly ran into a teammate by stealing the fly ball.
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 21, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
A Gonzales up with bases loaded and two outs, hits flyball to right center. Nate comes over and WAIVES OFF Velez and is calling it the entire time. Velez cuts in front of him to catch the ball, brushes him in the process. The spins around and throws like all hell into the infield because he forgot there was 2 outs.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
same thing he did the other day...
almost runs into shierholtz trying catch a routine fly ball…
near collision, then w/that being the third out, he makes a throw back into the infield
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
There was a ball hit to Right-Center
Nate had it and was calling for it but Velez ran in and made the catch for the third out. He then spun and threw the ball toward home to prevent the guy from tagging.
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Almost ran into nate on a fly ball then flung it back into the infield apparently unaware there were two outs. Nate was parked under it and Velez came from off the screen.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 21, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. My. God.
DFA
DFA
DFA
DFA
For all who say he can learn baseball, YOU ARE WRONG.
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OK, seriously.
If Bochy doesn’t sit Velez after that, he needs to be fucking fired outright. I don’t give a fuck if you put TIm’s French Bulldog in center, Velez needs NOT TO BE OUT THERE
BASEBALl IQ = ZERO
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Nate WAIVED HIM OFF!
He was calling for it the entire time.
What a dipshit. Now I am calling for the DFA.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/smeared mascara
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Velez reminds me of little league...
When the game is shitty and boring and he just wants to get off the field and drink his capri sun.
LOL
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez is certainly entertaining out there.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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ALmost crashed into Nate to catch it, then spun and fired to the infield even though three outs.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 21, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
assassination attempt at nate
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Act like a complete fucking idiot.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/face in hands
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That last pitch seems a lot like the HR pitch (on gameday anyway).
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
Someone should dump both Velez and Wellemeyer at Camp Pendleton and leave them there.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
In front of those papers with bulls-eyes on them at the thousand yard line
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Kruk re: Velez: “He didn’t know how many outs there were”
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Let's help him out
He can just stay in the dugout from now on.
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This
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How can you play at the ML level and a) not pay attention to the number of outs and b) not know how to either call a flyball or yield to another fielder? That’s the second time he’s done that in 3 games.
The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.
We’ve all seen it happen before… the player who catches a fly ball in the outfield, forgets how many outs there are, and flips the ball to a fan in the stands…
Everybody who plays sports has one of those “oh shit” moments, the thing is good players don’t let it happen again…and again…and again…and…
Alright
Who’s got the Epic-enio Fail-ez pic?
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 21, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
Panda's having nothing to do with THAT
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Gonzalez
swinging at the first pitch when Wellenmeyer has no idea where the ball’s going
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
HACKIN
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Oh
guess we still got Welly to look forward to
by randolphforpresident on Apr 21, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU BORK
Why is Wellemeyer still pitching?
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
VELEZ LOVER
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And then threw it in to the infield.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate was calling for it. EVEN WAIVING HIM OFF. Nate was settled under it and Velez came running in at near full speed.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sadly he was waving him off. SABEAN should be the one waiving.
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I don’t think Velez knows this, since he did the same thing to Torres, who was playing CF, when he was in LF.
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Ok, normall baseball play aside
If the RF is camped under it and calling it, YOU DO NOT RUN INTO HIM TO TAKE IT FROM HIM.
It was a stupid fucking play, his ball or not.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Definitely stupid. But also harmless, and quite amusing, which can’t be said about most of what the Giants have done today.
I was promised lasagna.
It’s harmless now, but it wasn’t yesterday. And if he is not corrected, he will keep doing it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And apparently Bochy isn’t inclined to correct him, since he’ll just figure it out all on his own.
/cuss words
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Second time he’s done it in four games. Harmless for now, but due to bite us in the ass at any time.
It’s fundamentals, and it’s not okay.
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I guess one difference is that I’ve long ago stopped expecting Velez to stop being clueless, so now I just enjoy the ride. It’s really not his fault. Now, you could be angry about the fact that he’s still on the team, but I’m afraid I’m too busy being angry that we didn’t sign a normal starting pitcher this off season.
I was promised lasagna.
Even if its not his fault that he keeps getting trotted out there, it is his fault that he keeps making bonehead plays like this.
To say that it is not his fault is kinda crazy.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I meant it’s not his fault that he has no baseball instincts. It’s like being angry at Bocock for not knowing how ti hit.
I was promised lasagna.
He’s been around since 2003. There’s no excuse for not knowing he’s things. He’s boneheaded, not retarded.
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these* things
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Can't pass this up:
There’s no excuse for not knowing he’s things.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow
Get Wellemeyer out of there. WTF Bochy?
He'll pitch in AT&T on (I think) Sunday
Over/under on runs he allows: -3
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 21, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally handful of gerbils.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
D’awwwwww.
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ATTENTION GIANTS OFFENSE
Score runs or these adorable gerbils get squashed!
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Awwwww
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
good call
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I was really hoping Wellemeyer would have just kept running up the first base line, into the stands and out of the stadium
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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STOP, FORREST!!
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 21, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Why
isn’t Bochy going to the bullpen? Off day tomorrow. Lots of the bullpen needs some work. Wellemeyer should be punished for that execrable pitching. Unbelievable.
This is not a signature.
Wellemeyer's FINE NOW
He’ll be awesome from now on.
YOU’LL SEE!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
LOL GIANTS
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This team makes me laugh
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
It would be quite funny if Wellemeyer wins this game.
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 21, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
"I'm not an idiot"
Yes, Brian, yes you are.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy doesn't like veterans more than younger players
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
9 pitch inning.
Way to go, assholes.
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more like sweet release?
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LOL Giants pretend offense
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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9 Pitch Inning.
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Wow that was a quick inning.
Fuck you Velez.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Velez' catch
Not knowing the outs is one thing, but we don’t know if Velez called for it.
If the CF calls it, it’s his ball.
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People are crapping all over Velez
I don’t think it was his fault
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LET HIM GET ONE MORE START BEFORE WE MAKE UP OUR MINDS!
=P
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, I made up my mind a loooooong time ago. The guy sucks and has no place here.
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He didn’t call for it.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He can’t call for it, he’s too busy taking a bad route to the ball.
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I just watched the replay three times in high def
I didn’t see either of them call for it. Nate stuck his hand out a little, but certainly didn’t waive him off.
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Nate was camped under it.
Velez, had to run full or near speed to get to it when he did.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was always taught if the CF can get it, it's his to call and get.
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That was pretty definitively right field, though. Velez should moving to back up Schierholtz, if anything.
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no it wasn't
Watch the replay. It split the two players
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Watch the play again
Nate was not camped under it…they both ran about the same distance
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Yeah, it didn't look as bad as it sounded.
Although the fact that he forgot how many outs there were is pretty bad.
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Yes
But after nearly getting run over by Nate, i might have lost track of things too
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
But after nearly getting run over by Nate,
…
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Eh, now you're pushing it.
The play may have been in no-man’s-land, but it was clearly Velez who did the nearly-running-over.
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Not camped
but he was slowed down and almost stopped. And he still had his right arm out shoving more then waiving.
It’s like he knew what was coming.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Velez was closing faster than Schierholtz was when the ball came in. I agree with this.
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Velez is a fucking idiot
That is all
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And this is why Bochy understands him so well
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
This team is back to their old hack habits.
They were hitting much better the first week of the year when they were more patient at the plate.
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 21, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
That too.
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 21, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
VELEZ BUNGLES PLAY, MAKES OUT
SHARES SOMEHOW RISE
ANALYSTS BAFFLED
by Evan on Apr 21, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BORK do you really, truly enjoy putting shitty, untalented outfielders in the lineup?
It’s confusing when you bob your head yes, but say no.
Where's Perry?
Oh good! Another inning of Wellemeyer!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
knowing he's gay
gives this gif a connotation
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It's like a penis.
I know it’s lame…it’s all I can muster watching a game like this
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I’m the only one not seeing nipples and penises everywhere. :(
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that’s no life to live.
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Leave it alone
You explaining it is even more lame
Protip: Lame gay jokes don’t fly well here
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Pablo calls off Uribe on the popup...
…and here comes Velez!
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LOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
VROOOOOOOM!
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LOL Gameday At Bat added the Velez catch-and-throw to their video highlights.
This is not a signature.
Oh Nate, no.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THE FAIL IS CONTAGEOUS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
oh nate.
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Blame Velez.
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 21, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
Did Nate misplay that?
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
When it rains it sucks
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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and when it sucks it pours.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Unless Lincecum is pitching.
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I have to bring this back out again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I always just called it the Benny Hill song
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Or "Yakety Sax"
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It’s actually more entertaining watching this game with this on in the background.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 21, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
"It's only 2-0 Padres, despite the problems of Wellemeyer."-Flemming
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Uh Dave, down 2-0 to the Padres is like 7-0 for other teams.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Tied for 1st place...
…for now.
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 21, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, it could be much worse.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Like watching Joe Mather pitch.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 21, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT A STRIKEOUT!
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1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
that was one of the worst at bats
i’ve seen… everything is high and elevated.. and they just swing swing swing…
Like watching the Giants at bat
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck You haters! K!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
Wellemeyer doesn’t deserve K pictures.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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"Hey! The Giants are playing."-Benny Hill
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Salazar looking for 1st hit of the season
I was 99% sure he’d get XBH
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Things this roadtrip has been:
Train Wreck
Comedy of Errors
Double Play Clinic
Forgettable through Binge Drinking
A Bitchslap by reality
Downright Disgusting
figuratively literally!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
close enough.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
1 hit!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions
wouldn't be surprised if velez came running in to steal that last catch from derosa
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
while propellering his penis wildly
if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Nice defensive play by DeRosa
if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL Wellemeyer
1:1 Strike to ball ratio
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
SINKERBALLER!
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The good thing about Wellemeyer’s inflated pitch count is that he will be out soon.
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 21, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions
If Bochy had any sense he'd make Wellemeyer throw 211 pitches in this game.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
and sinking like the Titanic
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Trivia answer
Matt Cain right?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Not stoned
Just a bad attempt at the moonwalk.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL EUGENE OREGON
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Trivia"
Name the last giants pitcher, besides Sanchez. to pitch 7 innings, give up one hit and get the loss.
Any doubt its probably Matt Cain?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Zito maybe
He got hosed a few times last season
I think it was Cain from 2 years ago
In San Diego. He had a no hitter going then gave up a double to Khalil Greene
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
LEAVE VELEZ ALONE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
Quality Starts by Giants Pitchers this season so far:
Lincecum: 3
Zito: 3
Cain: 3
Sanchez: 2
Wellemeyer: 0
Not factually correct. He went 6.1 vs. ATL.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SURFER ROSA!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DeRosa is my favorite Giant right now.
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DeRosa is DeAnswer
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
DeRosa is the only guy who can hit in this lineup.
D:
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY FISH SHOES
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
o_O
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
DeRosa
Offensive kerplosion
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Late call there…
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That was too high
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL EUGENE OREGON
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Please, Pablo. We need this.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So let’s see if I have this straight…
TODAY: DeRosa plety helthy to field and hit
LAST NIGHT: DeRosa so hurt he’s a worse option to hit than Whiteside with the game on the line.
Hmm….
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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 21, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
And field a critical position (2b)
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
DeRosa with game on the line on Monday: K
by russian.tank on Apr 21, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That explains it: Once unclutch, always unclutch.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 21, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
My spelling is as bad as Bochy’s logic.
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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 21, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA WALK WITH ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OBP!
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Patience!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
PaBBlo
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Hopes are up. I’m worried
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 21, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
OBPANDA!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
PaBBlo
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Look above his head
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Please Huff, we need this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NOT MAKING OUTS DOESN'T SUCK
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 21, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks Huff
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OH GOD DAMMIT
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh Huff.
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lol huff
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
‘giants looking to put up a crooked number’
no kruk, we’re trying to put up ANY number
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
That was a splendid AB
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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I swear to God, Aubrey. If you keep popping up…
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
One pitch, one out.
THE TRUE GIANTS WAY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Double Play…I can smell it
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
LOL
The stench is something else!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
haz a certain oder
if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
We are all the catcher
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We could use some B-Money Magic right about now.
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Great.
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"Giants Baseball: It's Torture!"
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL GIANTS
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL FAT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
SON OF A BITCH
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Aubrey needz more sluggin
if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
There you go.
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 21, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 21, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
I hate this team.
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FUCKING DAMMIT BENGIE
I. WANT. POSEY.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I want someone who will hit.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 21, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey is your man
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Well who didn’t see THAT coming?
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 21, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
Sabean and Bochy
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy sees nothing wrong
Just goin thru a slolmp
Um...
…time for me to go do my school work. Later all. If I really want to know the box score then I will just hit up Yahoo! Sports. I can only take so much of this.
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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 21, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
I’m not sure which team is tougher to watch right now, the Giants or the Cubs
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
I think Aramis Ramirez alone trumps the Giants
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 21, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh No!
That part of the order that gives Wellemeyer trouble is up :(
by Section B, Row 1 on Apr 21, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
You mean a batter?
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 21, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
all of it
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/21/1435753/open-dinner-thread
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